The Carbon advocate. (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, May 17, 1890, Image 4

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    Baeklen's Arnica lairs.
The MUST Ualve In the worldjtor Auta, (mutes
r, ulwr ifMt tMum. , tetter,
chapped
d all
. orn
rnpflontriud MM wffiT. or no pay
emilrerl.
. ins
rfeet sails-
faidton, or money refunded. I'rlee 26 cents per
bov iVsalcliytjiyiJIIJdrufiijIU.
- A man vffffldWV t6 Ills own Ideas Is a
illnlcnlt chap todlvorco.
roreel tq Leave If otne.
ner CO ficople Were forced to leave their
lioinofl vestcnlny to mil for a free trial pack
age of Lane's JFamllv Medicine. If oi)r
blood Is lad, yfiur.llyor end kidneys out of
onler, it yon are consupntexi ana naye nt-a.i-ache
and an iinstnlitiy coroplAxion. don't fall
to call on any druggist to-lajr for' a. Vie
sample of Mils, grantl remety. r.une lanies
praise it, rjyfryonev likes It. .J-nrge siiea
jwrkngo 50 cents. '
II Is bard to write on paper without
lines, because it Is'Utiriily.
A.lr Vn,ir"Frleitil. Ahnnt It.
Your distressing cotigli can lie cured. e'THey h'ftV6"Heard that there Is
know II because 'Kemrft Bnlshni Within the
past few tears lias cured sd many "coughs
Slid colds' In I I1I8 eOhiruiuiUy. Kg remarks
Vle sale has been won entirety hf Its genu
ine inerlt. A 4k kome' friend who lias Used
itwhatlie thinks of Kemfv's Balaam. There
is no medloino, bo pure, none so effective.
Large bottles,60cand Ji 1.00 tit all druggists.
Rample bottle freei
"Speech was giyen man to conceal his
thoughts,'' hut It was slneedresspierautlon
In many cases.
Ans'Jer'Tf hU Question.
IIhy dfiq nianpple jy4 see .around
inlsefftblo
dlM.liess,
the food.
We will sell lliftiriShlloh's Bvstem Vitalize.
guaranteed trf cure them. Sold at Jllerj's
ur Thomas' drug stores.
Only a trtliysflllUh rqaii cap realize
iiiuy now uiieny seinsn oiner men can oe.
A WoThah'sTDUcoVerr.
"Another wdKderfril discbVetViias been made
nnd mat too oy a lauyof this county.
itv. Disease
fastened Its clutches u
in her and fnr seven
.Years sneixooaluii
attcatvhut nf Tttal
rtrfrftn were, undermined nnri death seemed im
minent. For three months she cougliedinceffl
anUrantcffliid9'eetflli0tiouBht of us a
boble of Or. King's New Discovery for con
sumption and was so much rellered on taking
first dose that she slept all night and with one
bottle lias been miraculously cured. Her name
(s Mrs. Luther l.urz." Thus write W.O. Ham
rick & Co., of Shelby, N. C.-Oet a trial bottle a
urug store.
Those who court popularity are afraid
to speak tho truth.
Shlloh's Consumption Cure.
This Is beyond question the most success
ful Cough Medicine we haye ever sold, a
few doses Invariably cure the worst cases
of cough, croup, and Bronchitis, while It's
wonderful success in the cure of Consump
tion Is without a parallel In the history of
medicine. Since It's first discovery It has
been sold on a guarantee, a test which no
other medicine can stand. If yon have a
cough we earnestly ask you to try It.
Price 10 cents, 50 cents, and $1.00. If
your luntts are sore, chest or back lame,
use Shlloh's Porous Plaster. Sold at
Bierj'a or Thomas' drug stores.
Affliction Is the wholesome soil of virtue,
where patience, honor, sweet humanity,
calm fortltnde, take root and slronely
nourish.
A Yankee Sheriff Frightened.
A well-knovn sheriff who7 lives 10, Maine, had
teen elrentap to die with' What hla physicians
called Consumption, a-friend advised the
anerin to try i-uruan uougn ana uonsnaption
naure. recovery soon followed, mnoh to the anr.
prlte of the doctor, who sow Prescribes It ror
cughs, colds and consumption, Price 35 cents at
There Is a sort of instanteous brother
hood between victims of misfortune. Vlien
you have long been In mourning you feel
attracted by every black cloak you meet.
Don't Go Off Before 7011 are Ready,
Partleularlv ona lonu lournsTt Be rnllr nra
pared, l'oucannot be. permltns to say, unless
jcu are accompanied wltb the traveler's and
tourist's vade lneoum. Ilostetter's Stomach Bit.
ters, most genial of appetliersvaeellmatliera ind
promoiera oiauseition. As-ainst 'sea tisanes.'
malaria, crarans-and collet dezotten of badly.
cooked or unwholesome food and braaklih water I
wuoiesomo iuou anu u
""""VV''..""".' M!.iJT,"!'"'"u'-1
nets and constipation, the Bitters Is a soverlxn
preventive. It imparts a relish for food not
altogether to your taito. and tre?enti tt from'
disagreeing with vou. Never was there, such.a
ur taste, a:
1 Ton- Km
capital thing for the unfortunate Uyipeptlo who
standi Indread of the betteookedmeal. Stomach-
lo troublo caused by III prepared vlands aboard
ship, on steamboats, and rations hastllr bolted
at railway resturants. Is toon remedied h the
flitters, which alvesaquletusaltp torheutnatlsnr
Kiuoey irouaies ana intomnia.
He submits himself to be seen through
microscope who -suffers himself to be
caught In a passion.
Fifty Spasms a Day.
iinu jinn, at. A,unruutr, ui Vistula, inu,
Hyed two thousand years ago she would
have been thought to be possessed by evil
1 1 - 1 n r it 1 rt. i . r 1
spirits, hue was subject to nervous pros.
t ration, headache, dizziness, backache, pal'
citation and Forty To Fifty Spasms A
Day. Though having been treated by eight
jilivsfclana for years without success, she
was Permanently cured by one bottle of
Dr. Miles' Restorative Nerve. A trial bottle
of this new and wonderful medicine, and a
finely illustrated treatise free at T. D.
Thomas and W.F. Blery's Drug Store, who
recommends and guarantees It.
The world la like a looking-glass.
Laugh at It and It laughs back, frown at It
and It frowns back.
Stiles' Nerve and Xlrer Villa.
An important discovery. They act on
the liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new urlnclnle. They soeedlv
cure biliousness, bad taste, torpid liver, piles
anu constipation cpienaiu ior men, women
and children. Smallest, mltdest, surest. SO
dnsea for 26 cents. Samples free at. T. D.
Thomas and H. -F. Blerys Drug Store.
There Ls no surer way of haying every
body's help then by trylnR yourself to help
eyerybody.
Delicate Id!es!
who have that tired and all-gone feeling,
and don't like to be disturbed, will continue
to be troubled with ths complaint until thev
renew their impure blood. Sulphur Bitters
will cause new and rich blood to course,
inrougn every artery anu vein in ilieiuirosi)
system, oee anotner column.
One thorn ot experience Is worth ft'
whole wilderness of warning.
Try lo regard present vexations as you
will be regard them a month hence.
Hood' Sar&aparillahas the largest sale of
any medicine before the public Any honest
druggist will contirm this statement.
Everything that exists, exists lo be
used, but not to be abused.
Dyspepsia cautei deprived blsod, which la
time effect! every ergon 1d faaatlon of the body
As a remedy for these troubles, bethtnf csa ap.
proocn Ayen aartapariua. 1 1 yuan tea the Mood
atrengthsQi the stomach, and oorrectt all disord
ers of the liver and kldneyt,
While '.be modern husband has much
to answer for, It can not be said against
htm that he ever goes through bit wife's
pocket.
It hurts a man Just about is much to
burn I1I111 In efllgy as to have his shadow
on the wall butted by a goat.
uiye me towis meat, inou of some
kind and less grain and yon will get more
eifgs in cold weather.
Did anybody evr buy a new Jut with
out feeling Ibat he bad fooled hltnselff
Bessie I believe Miss Washing
would Jump at a proposal from a moose.
Jeie So would all of ns, I reckon.
Life is short, but If you notice the way
mobt people spend their time, you woWd
suppose that life was everrwMlDg.
THE BROADWAY PARADE.
A re S-Ia..AVoUt the Slioprfciif District
mm! Ui4 Btioppere,
Tbji Broadway of the pronienaders Is
divided Into (fares part.
The first part, the shopping district,
reaches from Eighth street north to
twenty-first, the second part stretotaes
from Twenty-first to Thirty-third, anil
is. ths widely known "Tenderloin or Hon
rqun. House district," and from Thirty
third to Forty-second btretclips the "sou
brettea' parade."
' There u no othot walk in this country
to compare with Broadway on a sunny
day.
It begins to fill up wtli shoppers aa
early till, but It Is itt the afternoon that
It Is atJta brightest ana best.
Thetshopplng district is the least Inter
esting'" fo the men, The women who go
.here Are fa "a hurry. -They aro preoccu
pied; they hare a mission to perform.
place
where tlitJy can get a piece of surah klk
"to niatch the stuff they bought last week
at another place for fully three cents a
yard, cheaper; and they are looking for
that place.
They take time in their haBte to look
at each Vther, or, rather at each other"
garments. They also tike tirne to loojc
at what the'r'thomselYe have on as they
paas,the Impromptu mirrors of the plats
glael) Vindows, If the reflection is a
strong; one they -will stop and walk up to
it. keeninir ud an appearance of deep in
terest h what is displayed In the shop
window, but in reality seeing only thelt
own pretty faces and bonnets.
They are Just eb busy and earnest oyer
their gloves and trimmings as are their
husbands and big brother's over their
"nuts" and "calls" dowri town.
You see very few men lu the shopping
district.' -They leave it to the enjoyment
of their feminine relatives and walk fur
ther up.
VfnW a in li nVlrv-l thft real nrnmp.
nadd betndljbBrdadwayr .It is a gemi'
me promenade, lor tne peuestnans are
npt there by acoident; they walk there
for the pleasure of walking and of see
ing each other arui being seen, perhaps
it would be 'mbre cofrecl to say to be
seen, and then incidentally to see others.
You will see everybody who is any
body on Broadway sometime if you wait
long enough. But you will see very few
of the swagger set, either men or women.
They keep to Fifth avenue, and only strike
Broadway where the avenue crosses It,
Broadway is only for the less fashlona
ble and perhaps less selpct citizens ol
Gotham. The women who are seen there
are just a little too conspicuously dressed, !
and the men who saunter there stare at
them more than is quite proper. This
may be because all the actors and ac
tresses in New York walk on Broadway
in the afternoon, and the non-professiOn-als
are always ott the Jook'out tor them.
They are frequently rewarded by the
sight of Sara,-JeWett, who dresses over
much' ouhestrejst - and looks, f Or some
reason, snorter and broader than she
does on the Stage, and Pauline Hall in
.Sealskin and diamonds, Cora Tinnle in
black, with a black boa, and generally
accompanied by her mother, who is said
to be a real mother and not a lured
staae mother." and Sweet Annie Rus
sell, who sees no one, but keeps straight
ahead with eyes "front."
The men who haunt Broadway are as
well kn'iwn by sight as the Worth mon
ument or the clook in front qf the Fifth
Avenue hotel, and they are quite at
nardehed to tfae cUrlOua glances of tlu
pedestrians, New York Evening Sun,
Silent Preparation.
A young man well known in the city I
lately departed for Europe with the
shortest notice on record. A few hours
before the train left Buffalo that made
connection with the steamer at New
York lie determined to join some
friends on their European tOuri lit
went home, told bis family of his Inten-
tlnn and. of course, was met hv th r.nr-
r,rlal iiliRrles; "TTnw pan von crol
ready? You have got to prepare for an
ocean voyage. What are you going tc
ilo?" "Nothing, but black my boots
Was the laconlo reply. Who will assert
that woman Is superior to man aftei
such an incident? Buffalo Express,
Pillars from Pompeii,
Delmonfco's old Beaver street bulldlns
is probably thS only one in America car
ttally erected 1 irom material found in tlu
ruins of ancient Pompeii. Tho marble
pillars, of tne portico over the entrance,
and, h fact, nearly all the marble 01
wmcu tne porcn is compos eu, were 1m
ferted'fr'om'PijmDeirin 1881.
irnTf .i-.teftV!jA--., 1-, -it .
rjufweii aumeunuaieu is tne utsiory 01
thinar.ble Sillarii 'anu slabs that the
Metropolitan Museum of Art is making
fforts lp obtain them. New York Tele-
gram.
rent
Bobbv (looking out of the wfndowl-
Wlwt'Bhtf matter with that horse,
majjima?-""
Motller .The horse la' balk v. Bobbv: lit
wombey:hlsdriverr-,-J
Bobby Well, Vvnat'a.the mart- patting
mm for?
Mother He is coaxing him.
BObbyfwlth an injured air) That ain'i
the way you treat me when I m balky.
London Tit-Bits.
Decorated with Brown Paper.
When the late Cornelius Vanderbilt
built his summer residence at Hartford
at an expense of over $100,000 the deco
rators covered the walls of his dining I
room with ordinary brown naner. such I
as is used by butchers to wrap meat in. I
.There was a cherry wood dado and a I
rich frescoed frieze. This room was con-1
atdered one of the handsomest in the!
wealthy town. New York Sun.
A Maw Way to Do It.
An Indianapolis bookkeeper made some
changes in figures to look suspicious,
asked for and got a week's leave, and
after the firm had published him as an
embezzler he returned, proved that he
waa u. tL. and got co.ouu to pouitico 1111
wounded feeling with. There is more1
than one way for an honest bookkeeper
to make money. Detroit Free Press,
The Kocautrlo Boy at School.
The eocentrio boy at a public school ls
unable to take a kiok kindly: he resents
baying bis hat knocked Into the gutter,
or being asked why bis tie is like a tele
scope, or being made the victim of booby
traps; and the ability to take these little
attentions with good temper is half the
pattl with a new boy at a great school
wno w lanes to lead a nappy existence.
The average schoolboy, ot course, does
not mind these things, and, being neither
a positive dunce nor a genius, gets
through his school days fairly well, and
neither needs nor desires the exceptional
treatment which ought to be given tp ex
ceptional youths. London Telegraph,
Four Million lilies of Ulooa.
The mathematical fiend has recently
been at work upon a calculation of the
work performed by the human heart,
Ills calculations are curious and give the
work of the heart in miles and beats, It
is based upon the presumption that the
heart beats sixty-nine times each minute
and throws blood nine feet. Computed
thus the mileage of the blood through
the body might be taken as 907 yards
per minute, 7 miles per hour, 168 miles
per day, 01, two mile per year, or 4,288,
490 sails a lifetime of 70 yearsi St.
"It It ttniits that ray haibind, who pridM him
If od his tldr appetranoe, can carrf aomueU hlddao
dirk' And H Una ntitlstn eonld M aroldtd If he
would tut
Wolff'sAGMEBIacking
on bis hol, and ret ha Sara It la the Baast Draaaio
In tua world for hla hameea.
Change a Pine Table to Walnut.
A Poplar Kitchen Press to Antique Oak.
A Cane Docker to Mahogany,
Be what can ba dose with SCOi wortnot '
Y?0l.Tr it naHDOLPn, Philadelphia,
Jhe Best and Purest MedicinoS
EVER MADE. Ill
ItwIlldrlTOtboIInmorfrorayonrl I
AV.sytcm, and make your sum is
v JV.k. lAtin nnd smooth. Thnselll
impies nnu uioirnvam
wluthmnr your bcautyrri
recauswi DyimpureKj
blood, anu enn uc
krcmovcainaanori
Ime, If you arc
. wl oa .nil ti.o
rlflor,
Ua S. ' A V - A
V, . t a i
' vk o v.
Tlia Dose I
small only at
Hpooniui. ji-.huiv
best mid rheanel
mwllrinn. Trv ft. 1
vrtn u-llt Itn MiilaQod.
3o, u nf vmir Drtinrtst.
Ef DONTWAtT. GltTlTATONCK
If you are snfforlnp from Kid-;
I now nibnnoa. nnu wifin 10 1ITO 1
old age, use snu-uun omr.iw,
Tuey never iuii iu ture,
Rend S 2-cent BUimps to A. P. Ordway Co
BosUn,Unes.,for beet medical work publlshodr
Save Your. Hair
BY a timely use of Ayer's Hat r Vigor.
This preparation has no equal as a
dressing. It keeps the scalp clean, cool,
and healthy, and preserves the color,
fullness, and beauty of the hair.
"I was rapidly becoming bald and
gray j but alter using two or tnres
bottles of Ayet's Hair Vigor my hair
grew thick and glossy and the original
color was restored." Melyln Aldrlcb,
Canaan Centre, N. II.
" Some time ago I lost all my hair In
consequence, of measles. After due
waiting, no new growth appeared. I
then used Ayer's Hair Vigor and my
hair grow-
Thick and Strong;.
It has apparently come to stay, The
V Igor is evidently a great aiu to nature-.
-.1.11. Williams, 1'ioresviue, xexas.
"I have used Aver's Hair Vlcor for
the past four or, five years and find It a
most satisfactory dressing for the hair.
It is all I could desire, being harmless,
causing the hair to retain its natural
color, anu requiring uui, u emuii qimuuiy
to render the hair easy to arrange."
Mrs, M. A. Bailey, 9 Charles street,
Haverhill, Mass.
" I have been uslne Ayer's Hair Vleor
for several years, and believe that it has
caused my hair to retain Its natural
color." Mrs. II. J, Klug, Dealer in
Dry Goods, &c , BlshopvUle, Md.
Ayer's Hair Vigor,
FSEMBID BT 9
Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mais,
Huld tiv PrntfeUtaaud IVrfuraara.
Toenra costtvenesa tho medicine most
bo auoi'o than a nursatlv. To Da oar.
IIDIIAI-I I . ...! . .
Tonic, Alterative and
cathartic Properties.
'utt'a Pills possess tbesa qualities la
u viuiuoui ttesjrwv, aua
Speedily Hestore
ls the bowels their uatual a.Ariaa&iai
"""p " suiia is regularity.
Hold Everywlioro.
Eases Pain Instantly.
Strengthens Weak Parts.
Quiets tlervpusness.
Hop pfostevs
A New KngUad Uouwbold Kemedy.
PMvtrMllr popular Localise ot real tnedioliv&I
menu Vstt U10 uountlw puna aod m W
Wtakneatscsj. no raittr how crused or lWtr Mvera.
wbJUi aYttitck tUa tinman body, tin remedy In the) world
It no prompt nl tborougb lu relief lug, cuiing od re
tt tor lug M the Hop J'laater,
Unlltlt;il TMttojoRjr f thousands of people,
v&d ihtj owaiantiy larwaelBg sale of tbuse putters.
Is ample proof of tho truth ol tbla essertion.
tXruUP l'LABTKUS never burner Irritate.
If Toil suffer aQDlr ana now. voq!) feel heUiftlAr Lw
VHWIatW, fWU tfUUU I UO UsOIitftlV (IUV I HI,
UUT, GEE HERE,
an maaima iwiun
Ilidi'L ue BBlodlad Into taklnv
a sut&titataurtnittet n ' iuatureof tt propttalora
u, uw ivmu, ui. iiw. Kauuii,.- kikhjv
HOP PLASTER CO PriOfHICTOHB. BOSTON
lKiai hAr, yi-t'-u, 4 .J Uuioiirit 04atri.
If You Have
CONSUMPTION
OOUQHohOQLD
BRONCHITIS
Throat Affection
SCROFULA
Wasting cfPlosk
Or any Dltfait u htrt th Throat and Lung
are XnJfanI, XaicIi of Strength or iferM
J'eiear, you ton be rllcJ and Our4 ty
SCOTT'S
EMULSION
PURE CODLIVER OIL
With Hypophosphltes.
PALATABLE A8 MILK.
dtkfar Scott't JhnuUlon. anil I tt eta e
stUnafJeit ar aoKollulloit Induce yea
KCMft a sutillliKe,
Sold by oil Druggist,
BOOTT A SOWNE.Charnlats), N.Y,
FRAZER
ACsLaE
GREASE
ltr.KT IN Till; WOULD,
lu waariou qua) iLlae are uosurpaaaad, auiaal
I if .owl by (.sou -Ol;T TIIK aENCINE.
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ADOPTING CHILDREN.
SOME CURIOUS S0ENE8 AT THE
QLEWOOD AURSERY.
IN
An Iowa Farmer's Visit nd What Came
of It Facilities Afforded Those Whose
Ilnm.s Are lTeeolate for Selecting Itelrs
or Hstreeaee.
For a baby you called? Why, cer
tainly. Just step up stairs. Now, what
kind of a baby would you prefer?"
"Why, my wife wants a wrl baby with
blue eyes. She ain't particular about the
hair being dark or light, but she don't
want no bald heads."
"Well, we haven't a very laree number
at present, but just look around and see
if anything suits you."
The honest farmer from Iowa did as he
was bidden. He did not stand, aa the re
corded bit of conversation may lead some
to suppose, amid the debris of a new
manufactory where babies were turned
out by maohtnery in assorted sizes and
tied up in bunches like asparagus, ready
for the purchaser. There was no bucz ot
machinery to deafen the ears of the two
quiet agriculturists as they nervously
faced the battery of several pairs of baby
eyes.
Armed with due references, they had
visited the Englewood infant nursery to
select one of the lone babies as their
ownest own," and were going about it
as awkwardly as only men can.
The Englewood infant nursery ls sim
ply a cottage at 2S3 Sixty-sixth street.
SELECTING A IlABY. ,
The nursery cheerful, clean and sun
shiny Is upstairs. It was there we all
gathered while the Iowan searched for
girl baby with blue eyes.
Unfortunately girl babies are hard to
secure. .Everybody knows bow much
more docile, lovable and desirable Ken
erally girls are thon boys, and they are
snapped up accordingly. The nursery
only contained one girl on this especial
day, and she wasn't near so much of a
baby as the man wanted.
Now, that's a boy with a beautiful
eye," said the matron admiringly, as a
little tot with black orbs and a decidedly
prominent nose was hoisted to the man's
knee.
The man looked discouraeed. the
youngster poked his finger in his "beau
tiful eye" and bellowed, The matron
changed the subject and the child.
Next came a duo of candidates. The
farmer held one on each knee and look
ed as though he had been suddenly
blessed with twins. They Were both
blue eved youngsters about S months
old. The smaller had no hair and was
rejected as ineligible. The other was ot
a lusty German type, for babies have
types quite as mucli as grown people,
popular opinion to the contrary notwitb
tending. Chances were evidently bring
ing round in favor of this one, but the
farmer, with nil the carefulness ot his
class, was bound to Inspect the remain
der of the stock.
"Don't vou be so foolish as to take a
girl. Girls ain't no use on' a farm. What
you want is a good healthy boy, who
will soon lend a helping hand to the
chores."
"I dunno," said the farmer reflective
ly "you kin make a boy outen a girl, so
to speak, for she kin help in tlie chores
if need be, but you can't make a girl
outen a boy. They won t do housework,
nohow.
The matron endeavored to persuade
him otherwise, remarking in an aside
that for her part she didn't want to ses
that sweet little girl put on a farm
where she might not get half an educa
tlon. and she so smart, too. It was dif
ferent with boys they could work their
way through better.
THE NDRSERY AND ITS INMATES
Asleep on a corner cot was the "Police
man," so called from having come from
the police station at tho tender age of 21
hours.
"We didn't know who his parents
were, of course, said the matron to a
reporter after the Iowa farmer had taken
his departure. "Be was quite the home
lieet sample of a baby it has ever been
my ill fortune to behold. The tiny red
face, creased till it looked like the map
of Europe, coarse red hair already spring
ing above the retreating brow, along
upper lip forming half of a ridiculously
wide mouth, and the little fists clinched
pugnaciously as though thoy already
grasped the baton of 'one of the finest.
If ever the 'Policeman' is adopted it will
surely bo by a blind man, The Iowa
farmer wouldn t look at him, in spite of
my seductive endeavors. Instead he de
cided upon the axure eyed 'Dutohy,' and
the whole tenor ot one life was forever
changed. Goodness! Think ot the greet
ing that man will get when he returns
home without the girl he was instructed
to bring and with the boy he was warned
against."
The Englewood day nursery is an out
growth of the American Educational Aid
association, a child saving organixation
which aims to bring homeless, orphaned
and neglected children into juxtapost
tion with childless and charitable homes.
The welfare ot the children holds pre
eminent place in the plans and its entire
management. They come forlorn and
often forsaken, and are cared for wltb
the utmost tenderness until adopted into
permanent and desirable homes. No
one can, however, adopt a child until
the board is satisfied the home will be
good one and the surroundings morally
healthful. The children are not bought
no fee ls paid upon adoption; the object
is simply to save the lives and secure
true manhood and womahood to tho
helpless waifs, as well us to protect thu
state from their future care us paupers
or criminals. Chicago Times.
Great Men's Kara..
The ears of great philosophers and
statesmen have been noticed to be large
and sloping. Mr. Gladstone s ear Jias
curved, banging lobe, lies close to tb
head and ha a sloping position.
The Marquis ot Salisbury's ear is mas
sive and well proportioned, and has also
a sloping position. The ear of the great
Napoleon waa rather small, well formed,
with curved lobe. rail Mall Qazette,
Points a Moral.
An English medical commission has
mads some experiments 011 female monk
eys to discover the effect of tight lacing.
The monkeys were put into a plaster of
parts jacket to imitate stays, and a tight
bandage was bound about the waist to
imitate the petticoat band. Several of
them died, and all showed serious inju
ries resulting from the treatment. Phil
adelphia Ledger.
Where American Export Wheat la Sold.
American flour chokes tlie waterside
warehouses and overflows Into many
country channels, not only In Loudon
but Liverpool, while Glasgow Is the
great mart for it in the north. Pacific
coast flour is not salable lu London; the
cargoes generally find their way to tl
northwestern ports of England, or to
Ireland. London Agricultural Gazette.
WliUli JarlcT
"What is the matter. Altg' You look
worried."
"I am. It's too mean toj artUlngl
These rosea have lust una wil7twicH
'Wear these for Jock," and I do!
whether they are from the Jack I
the one I like. It's too horrid!".
oar's Bazar-
Srowth tf Faleon Island.
In 1M7 II. M. 8. Falcon reported a
shoal in a position about thirty miles
west ot Katnuka island, of the Friendly
or Tonga group. Ten years later smoke
was reported by li. H. 8. Sappho to be
rising from the sea at this spot, and eight
later, in 1885, a volcanic island was re
ported by a passing Bteamer, the Janet
Niohol, to have risen from the sen. In
1880 the United States steamer Mohican
visited the new islands which had
emerged from the ocean during a sub
marine eruption on Oct. 14 of the previ
ous year when its length was found to
be one and four-tenths ot a mile and Its
height 105 feet.
In 1889 tho Island was thoroughly ex
amined, and the surrounding sea sounded
by her majesty's surveying ship Egerla,
when it was found to bo one and one
tenth of a mile long and nine-tenths of a
mild wldo.
A little steam issuing from cracks in
the southern cliff was the sole sign of ac
tivity, but there were many proofs ex
isting that the island still retains consid
erable heat near the surface, From the
condition of the flat, it is apparent that
t has neither risen nor subsided during
the post two or. three years. Unless there
be a hard core it seems probable that its
existence as an island will be short. It
has been named Falcon Island, and sound
ings between it and Namuka.show that
they are Separated by a valley 0,000 feet
deep. Newcastle Chronicle.
The Colors In Rivers.
The colors of rivers differ widely. The
Rhone is blue, and so is tho Danube,
white the Rhine is green. Anybody who
has traversed the wonderful Adirondack
region and fished in its waters must have
noticed the remarkable difference- lu the
color of Its rivers and smaller streams
which radiate in every direction from tho
central group of mountains, Tlie waters
of tho Sacondaga are yellowish, while
those of the Canada creeks and of the
Mohawk are clear, with perhaps a bluish
tint in deep holes. Fish creek is black or
deep brown, and its neighbor, Salmon
river, is colorless. Next comes the Black
river, whoso color Is indicated by its
name, but between it and the Grasse,
which is also black or brown, is the Oa
wegatchie, with clear white waters. The
St. Regis, again, Is black, but the Ra
quette is white. The St. Lawrence is
blue. Nature.
Ancient Voting Methods.
The Svracusans used at one time olive
leaves for ballots, Rome, at an early
day after democracy was introduced,
borrowed the ballot box system of the
Greeks, but never took kindly to It. The
Australian system of today is n -revival
of the practice in Rome 2,000 years ago.
llie voting classillcatlon In Greece in
olden times was both social und terrl
torial, not unlike the arrangement In
this country in presidential elections.
Many of the ancient systems of voting
were corrupted by extravagant favorit
ism and bribery was not uncommon.
Detroit News.
Many Jmlaa lacarlota 8ucrlQced.
The inhabitants of many of the Med
Iterranean sea islands hang or burn t
figure of Judas on each recurring Good
Friday, One remarkable part of the
ceremony consists in decking tlie head
and face of the figure with red dyed
wool, which may be accounted for by
tho fart that there is u tradition that
Judas was red haired. Shakspeare calls
red hair "Judas colored hair, nnd inanr
foremost writers have spoken of it as
the flnmlng brand of Infidelity. St
Louis Republic.
Served the Government Aeretitjr-oue Years.
Judge James Lawrenson entered-the
postal service when he was 10 years old,
and has been in it continuously for bov
enty-one years. He Is said tohavesn-oru
In every postmaster general slnco the
administration of President Andrew
Jackson. When Mr. Vilas was sworn in
Mr. Lawrenson was overlooked, and
when the postmaster general heard of his
record lie sent for Mr. Lawrenson and
was sworn In again. New York Sun.
Drink Duttermlllc.
Luetic add,, which is not far oil from
the beverage commonly termed butter
milk, has been doing the peptic wonders
It is announced. A good many people
who are "out of sorts witli liver trou
bles might try the buttermilk cure di
rect, without waiting for an illness to
have it prescribed for them. Especially
old and feeble people derive benefit from
the churn a surplus. New York Tele
gram.
In a Cheap Katlne; Uouae.
Diner Here, waiter! what in thunder
have you given me here? I called for
tripe; but this ls the stringiest stuff I
ever encountered,
Waiter (after "crltIcalxamlnation)
Just as I expected. Tliat cook of ours
is awfully nearsighted, and Instead of
honeycomb tripe, she's served up apiece
of Turkish towel. Perhaps you'd like
something else? Boston Trascript.
lletrayers of Christ Created.
When the ceremony ot washing the
feet is performed in the Qreek church at
Smyrna, the priest represents Christ, the
twelve apostles being acted by as many
priests. He who personate Judas must
be well paid for it, and such is the feel
ing of the people that whosoever accepts
this odious part commonly retains the
name of Judas through life. St. Louis
Republic.
Jonathan u Swltserlaud.
There is something exquisitely cool in
ihe following reply of a Yankee to a Eu
ropean traveler when the traveler asked
if he had just crossed the Alps:
"Wall, now you call my attention to
the fact, I guessl did pass risin' ground."
New York Ledger.
Italian editors have tried hard to trans
late the words Buffalo Bill. One of them
makes Iti "Compagnia Amorioana di
Guglleluio Bufalo Occidentale Selragglo"
("the troupe of William Buffalo Savafie
Weatl"). Another paper gays: "Suocano
e Quglielmo 11 bufala" ("Its chief U Will
iam the buffalo!")
rolltleUua lu llaytL
Haytl suffers from a superfluity ot
politicians; the supply largely exceeds
the demaud. The offices to which per
quisites are attached are too few to sat
isfy the hordes of rnpaoloustlnie servers,
each anxious for an opportunity to (teal
enough from the public funds to support
himself the remainder of his hfelu ease,
be it lu Franoe, If the sum be Urge
enough, otherwise In Jamaica or some
other neighboring island, or even In
Hayti. But once successful, he gener
ally prefers to leave the country than to
remain and run the risk ot being com
pelled to disgorge the fortune won at the
expense of his fellow citizens and his own
honesty. Cor. New York Pot.
A Boy trllb Nerve.
A 14-year-otd boy living at Hpokstown,
Pa,, wept itf a trap he had set for a fox
and found, a KIg wildcat In It. Johnny
attempted to. kill the animal with a club,
hut It sprang at him rritli such force that
It broke the chain by whiah the trap was
anchored and lauded square with its f ore
paws on the boy's chest, tearing ths
clothing away aud slaking it claws in
tbe 3IKle fellow's flesh. The buy stood
MsffKuid and killed the animal v. ah a
"A Word to the Wise."
The word we would utter to the
wise oonrerning Clothing, in
"Quality." On quality hingpn
Cheapness, for a thing is notchwii
unless it is good. Thernforc re-
mctnher when in need of Clothing,
ian or Boy, thnt with us a low
price never menns n poor quality.
A. C. YATES & CO.,
T,l, . Gth and Chestnuts
yatus inti, nml Chestnuts
STORKS, l'lllf.ADin.l'lllA.
Sis.
Sts.
mm
K3OPPOaSITF4 L.
FIRST STREET, -
Has just opened an entire new line of
LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS!
Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods, Sa-
teena, Prints, Ginghams, warSGlllCS, Seersuckers and
Fancy Dress Patterns of Ihe very best qualities at exreed-
ing low prices.
Groceries, Provisions, Crockery ware, Glasswaxe,
Vood and "Willowware of the best makeo at low figures.
Cloths Cassiiners, Hats, Boots, Shoes and Heady-
made Clothing in great variety and ni prices with the reach
of nil purchasers prices fully as low as tlie same goods can be
bought for at any other general store in this vieitnty.
larpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in great
ariety and of best quality at Rock Bottom Prices.
Hest quality of Flour and Feed at prices lullv as low as the
same articles can be purchased
A car load ol coarse salt has just been received the price
y been marked down to the very lowest notch.
All goods of the very best quality and are being sold at prices
equally as low as the same goods
in this section, ('all and be convinced. Jiespectlully,
July 823-71 AMOS ftEICVEL.
Kocli&Shankw
CLOTHIERS,
We have made extensive preparations for the Spring Business in
Men's, Boys' and Children's Clothing. Our guaranteed qualit
ies and the lowest prices are making our store the preferred place
for those who wish to save time and money.
Mothers', Attention.
titer 11000 Clillilri-ii'a Suits now ready,
Ages
4 to 15 piir. (Mir pHrteni-e In Boys ami l.lltlt
Hoys clotliuiK iIiiiwh tlmt If we can get tlie nt-:
tentlnnof the inotlif rntlmt will ci owd our Htoi e.
w Iiiivh nrellv ami line material, urettvand !
noe amines, mm uin maiiim; a crpuu. 10 nur
Little Uovt' 1'lntlilim riptiartinent. We have si
comt
plete line ot piit;e mts, nun a 111
line seloc-
lion of .l.-rs.'V ami Kilt Hulls.
Wp start our
Childrr n' sulli Irom m.oo up.
Men's Suits.
We are sliowlUK litis season over BO I.eadiiifr
St) lea. Our aim into ronibuu' tlie Ueit Make
witli the I-nuest lTlees.
Everybody In nni-dol rlollilnc, comliiKtotown,
Is Invited to visit our iJtruP Clothing (establish
ment. Wo know that the time so spent will be
verv profitable, tiei our prlcet before btiylni?
and you will save Money by so dolus.
Custom Department.
This deiailment l.u-ks nothing to satisfy tlie
tastes and Ideas of the most critical of men.
Our line of SiirlnirTrouserlncs and Suitings
Is l.irRernnd tnoro select than ever seen before.
Kvervllilug Is In teadlness witli all the modern
facilities to guarantee unsurpassed workman
ship, lit and llulsh A special feature Is tho
veiy large assortment ni st ies oirered at prices
thnt will he found hk-lily attmctive.
SPECIAL. 1
The great invention
Waist does awav entlrelv
wttn nn aumsiuDie ueit. wi ten is etvsuv lauen orr
tipil nn the belt, cnnseuuentlv cannot he torn nrr
Items plain In speech and sincere. In our offerings, we recommend goods as thej rallv are and
quote J'OU uik vru luni-afc
Hotel Allen Building,
Allentown, Pa., Largest Clothing House in Lehigh Valley.
I f
tnjAOQOAIIITED WITH THE OEOOBAPHT OP THU OOCIJTRY, WILL OBTAIN
MUCH VALUABLE UrFOBMATIOH IUOU A STUDY OF TlS MAP OF
THE CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY,
Including muln lines, branches and extensions East and West of tbo
Missouri River. Tne Direct IloirUt to and from Chicago, Jollet, Ottawa,
l'oorla, La Salle, Moltne, Hock Island, tn ILLINOIS Davenport, Muscatine.
Ottumwo, OsUuloosa, DeaMolnes.Wintorset, Audubon, Harlan, and Council
BluttB, In IOWA Minneauolla arid at. Paul, In MINNESOTA Watertown
und Sioux Palls, In DAKOTA Cameron, Ht. Joseph, Rnd Kansas City. In
MIHHOIIltlOmRlin l.'dti-hi, nnd
Hutchinson, Wichita, Belleville, Abilene, Caldwell, In KANBA8-P
Creek. KintrUehor. Fort Reno. In the INDIAN TERB1TOBY and Color
api-iutrt, uenver, r-ueDio, in uuijuiuwu. rium mouniDtf uauu- uarstu
and from Chicago, Caldwell, Hutchinson, and Dodge City, and Folaco Sleep
ing Cars between Chloago, Wichita, and Hutchinson. Traverses new and
vast areoa of rich fannlutr and grazing lands, affording tlto best rucllltles
of Intercommunication ta all towns and cities east and west, northwest
and southwest of Chicago, and Paclno and transoceanic Seaports.
MAGNIFICENT VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS,
Leading all competitors In uplendor of equipment, cool, well ventilated, and
free from dust. Through Coaches, Pullman Sleepers, FKKK Reclining
Chair Oars, and (cost of Missouri Rlverl Dining Cars Dolly between Chicago,
Dos Molnea, Council Slutt's, and Omaha, with Free Reountng Chair Cor ta
North Platte, Nob., and between Chicago and Colorado Springs, Denver,
L Puoulo, via at. josepn, or liuuaaa
Lake. Otrden. Portland. Los Anireles.
LINO to and from Plko'a Peak, Manttou, Garden of tbo Qoda, the Uanttari-
, uru, and Baenlc Urandours of Colorado.
VIA THE ALBERT LEA ROUTE,
Solld Bxp:
with THfl
roaa Trains dallv between
OUOII Keollnlng Chair Cars
Kansas Cltv. Through
Through Chatr Car and
and Sioux Palls, via Hook Island
town, Sioux Pulls, and the Summer
u rounds or tn Nortawsst
MB SHORT I.INH VIA 8HNHQA
travel between Olttolnnutt, Indianapolis, Lafayette, and Council IfJutlB, St.
Joseph, Atohlsan, Leaveawortn, Sana as City, Minneapolis, and U Paul.
r'01 Tlqkeje, Maps. Polders, or desired tnfonnatton, apply to any Tloket
Oflloe m tbe United Stat ee or Canada, or address
E. ST. JOHN,
QfBual Uuu2r.
f 1 eef cfYrt
J ' priee.
- Mf
& S. DEPOT,-f
- LEHIGHT0N, Pa
elsewhere.
can bought at any general stc-ie
eiier,
What we Owe the Boys.
Anulilni: newnml iittmrthn In Hoys' & Youtlw'
nultt you ure sure to find by looUnz over our
new large Sprinjt Stock. Continuation Suits
great specialty, maite lu the lxteitxtjlps unit of
the newest fabrics, such as lino Corkscrew. Wldp
Wale. Worsteds and neat Mixtures tu all trades
anu at- npenai i-rices.
Spring Overcoats.
This season our Sorlnsr Overcoats are of the
llnest Merchant Tallunni,', anil force themselves
into popular iavor on account 01 me low prices.
Acnat that does not lack anv ot Ihe neat ami
fashionable points for 813. A good stvllsh coat
as low as s.
Gents Furnishings.
f Our nencr.il stock ot Furnishings u rsents this
'. aeason a complete assortment In all depart
ments. Kvery Imaginable article oil hand. I'er
'wile Sblrts, ChevoTt Shirts (greatest novelty ot
' the seauiul S1.25 and Sl.ft)! Half-Hose a italr fnr
in.; 3 Linen Collaisfor 25C.i apalt- Linen Cuds
for 20c. 1 senven s i-aienmeam Drawers, Auto
matic wire lluckle Susncud.trs. Nieht rtnlxs.
llersh Bros, tine Umbrellas, latest novelties lu
Fancy and l'ull Dress Shirts, Men's Dress ana
told Collars and Cuffs, .leweliy, Silk Ilnndker-
urivmp moves, siik '.t nose oanpnizM.. un
cnieis. io mailer wuai you want n u .sur.lt
I W.KA1& we nave Ub 11.
Patent Shirt Waists. Tlie "Mother's Friend
with the sewinlf on of bullous, ft Is snonlled
wnen inn waisi is wasueu. jhh uaiious are rtv
plther In wearlUK. washing or Ironlnc.
Koch & Shankweiler,
Nolann In NKBHABKA-Hnrtnn. Tnnnl.-n
city ana Topeta. splendid Dining
Alleniown
uonabia noursi west or Missouri tover.
CHOICE OP HOUTKB to und tl-om Bait
and San
ina Ban rrancisco. Tne umiiur
Cblcaao and Mlnneanolla and St. Paul.
(PBEB) to and trom those points and
Sleeper between Peoria, Bplrit Lake,
run iruvonia lane to npewoua, wawr-
Rosorts and Hunting and Pishing
AND KANttAKER ofiarst faoillties ta
JOHN SEBASTIAN,
OHICAOO, ILL. am-sXtttPa Ajt
unlets
boti
ff tlta flaitfer eaiinat
etteie-sins; 1
L.
$3 SHOE
FOR
GENTLEMEN.
Fine calf. Iieftvy
I.ared Drain and Creed-
moor Waterproof;
5 81) KXTKA VAI.UB CALJ S1IOB.
S;UU Sl' ttUJ IlUVS' NOIIOOt. SHOKS.
AU made la C'om-rcaa. Mutton sod Lace.
$3&$2 SHOES LAoitlu,
B1.78 SHOE FOU Blissisa.
Material. Best Btrle. Best Flttloir.
W. L. UoiikUs, Brockton, ftlaai. ana y
Adam lYTehrkam &on, Agenta,
LK1II011TON.
, circulation is growing
V. IA.X because we luriikli
all the luto-it local news
in the
Leit style. Sample us
QFaYoriteSingei
Sewing Machine.
HIGHA11M00.
Each Machine has a drop leaf,
fancy cover, two large drawers,
with nickel rings, and a full set
of Attachments, equal to any Sin
ger Machine sold from $40 to
$60 by Canvassers. A trial In your home be
fore payment Is asked. Buy direct of the Manu
facturers and save agents profits besides getting
certificates of warrantee for five years. Send for
testimonials to Co-operative Sewing Maohlns
CO.. 269 S. nth St., Philadelphia, Fa,
PAY FUKItiUT.T
ATARRH
We bare s remedy that will CURE CATARRH.
BRONCHITIS anI ASTHMA, Our faith la aa
imnir that , wttl aend treatment on ttlal.
Sand for Treatlie and fall particular!. Address,
Chi Hill Chemical C3860 falrmount Av.( PMIa., Pt
oim in
CAN be CURED.
V. will RFND FREE by
mall a large TKIA1. buhu.
DON'T
ANY LONGER I Give Poll Of
fice.S
and County, and Age plainly
Addma,
THE HAkL CHEMICAL CO..
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On oft he I
1 s.fiia lul
IDS riu. uur iftBiuiM'ftrt
npcrlor $ ood4 wt will ndr !
to oke rtutoitfn ieb loctlllr
Ski abort only tbott wto wntt
to Dint one ran miu sura o
uBatauaiira. inn n Diroaurioui
tbttnanc Aujoaorf locwia
Ireturalilo our godi 14
2 thou wbo cillyoui oelrtsrori
gfoninc of thU 4vtrtltnnt
hara th iDtit Dtt Of tbt tlt
Tht fellow lot ut (! ppvrDC of U Ctdaciiia
boot tbt flftllth ptrt of Ittbolk. II U ft rtnd, daub I litttlt.
top, tt Urrt 1 1 It ttr to ctrry Wt will tlto ihow you bovr ru
"a TmVko frum 8U to 1 0 a djr tt tt.it, from tbt ttart.wfth
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mmsWMVi m V m m m 1
Cream - Balm
Cloauaes the
Nasal Fasisees,
Allais fain anu
Inflamraattou.
Heals tbe Bores
Restores tlie
Sense of Taste and
Smell.
Wi
TRY THE CUHK.g-OVX "Jr.CV&lf
A imrtleln Is applied Into enrlt noitrll and is
agreeable hrlce 60 cents tit dtut-'Kiits by mall,
registered, Wets.
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august 17, 1889
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