BoeklM'i Aralet Salvo. TIia MtmHWulfa tw-Hio vmtlrt fartiM. tnnts ores, tileeTl, iRlt rfiBOm, rem sow, trttor. rliappM hands, chilblains earns and all akin ruiiions, ruu positively cures piles, or no pay eaulred. It li suarantetd to clve perfect - ID quired. It lijmarantMd to give perfect Mtls- f action, or mtfWy refunded, rrtes 16 cent per boi. iorMlit by HRBBltdrufglst. i t, . Bottqn manufactories cannot be very profitable for tbd button business Is a thing that sooner ot later Is bound to Ret Into a bale. Airs. Ilarbhead Thai's onr mltkmas Wife. Mr- ttarilticad She's yory becom ingly attired. Mr. llardhead How bo? Mr llardhead She wears a watered silk. ITorced tolteave TJouie. Over 00 people "were forced to leave their homes yesterday ttraty for a free trial pack- blood Is bad, your lire." and kidneys out of order, li you ore consupaieu nna uaye ueaci ache nnd an unsightly complexion, don't fall to call on any druggist to-day for a free sample of this .grand remedy. The ladies praise it. Everyone likes it. Large sized package 60 cents'. Flower girls The miller's daughters. Hailstones Intended for publication are usually as big as hens' eggs. A srlzzly bear that weighed 2C03 pounds was killed near SIssens, Cal re cently. Ask Your Friends About It. Tour distressing' cough can he cured. We ' know It because KemnVBalsnm within the past few years has cured so many coughs and coins in this community, its remarka Me sale has been won entirely by its genu ine merit. Ask some friend who has Used it what he thinks of Kemp's Balsam. There Is no meuielne so pure, none so cllectlve, Large bottles 50c and $1.00 at all druggets. narapie bottle tree. When a man knows that be cannot get out of the mud his next Impulse Is to go In deeper. Nature in Convulsion li terrific. Volcanic eruptions, crclonei, earth quakes are awfullv anu tremendontlr nlctura. que, but scarcely desirable to emulate In action aud effect by the administration of remedies which produce eenrulilon and agony In the abnormal portion of the human frame Such It the eOectortheotd faihloned violent purgatives nappllv falllnir more and more Into dlsune. and r which Hoetetter'a Stomach Bitters li the wholesome, pleasant and lar more effective succedaneum. They weakened the Inteitlnes the Bitters Invigorates them. They loft the owels Inactive, because Incapacitated by enxn liK feebleness. The llltters, on the contrary, nd because It enables, not forces, them to act vast and fortunate dlirerenee perpetuates their activity and regularity. The liver Is bene- flAlall .HkihI. ...1 ... ,,.-,.,.. - - I .... .'Hi .liuiiii.wu. na i-iw kiuiicb isu tre, iy this medicine, which easily conquers, also, That silence Is golden is proved by the fact that It Is somotimes a very costly article to buy. A New Discovery. To the liver and bowels, but give no irenuiii. i no more you take the more juu ueeii. nines- nils positively strongm en. The longer taken, the less repuired Sanmles freenl Rierv'n or TI.Amns' rirno- a. ' ' " MIUICs The mulberry is not a profitable crop to grow for market, but one or more trees are good to have for home use. Answer This Question. IKhy do so many people we ee around ua seem to prefer to suffer and be made miserable bv Indirection. rnnMln.it Inn dizziness, loss of appetite, coming up of the food, yellow skin, when for 75 cents we will sell themShlloh's System Vltallzcr, guaranteed to cure them. Sold at BIcry's vr i uuuias- arug stores. Toung lady Remember to sween the parlor very clean to-day, Mary. A gentle man Is coming this evening who will knee) to me. We haye a speedy and ositive cure for catarrh, diphtheria, canker, moth, and headache, in SMInh'a Pat,..-..!. T?,.l a Nasal Injector free with each bottle. Use U if you desire nealth and sweet breath. Price 50 cents. Sold at Blerys or Thomas' The rejected lover who bad deter mined to hang himself Anally compromised uy nangmg. Dropped Dead. PllVstnlrtfrlfttA cntimnta tliaf tl.a .1 "5,000,000 pounds of work each day.Nn wonder people drop dead with worn out hearts. 1 his could be prevented by Dr.Miles' new and great discovery, the New Cure, Always commencA wl ipn vmt 1, w I l.Atn i .. short of breath, have wi alt, or smothering ifi i i icuuerness in Side, etc, kiu ui jiiery-s or i nomas' drug store. If you want bens and pullets to quit lavlnn ... . 1. . i . -j'"s mm iiicm -mi cany in tue morn ing on the frozen grass. It Is an infallable remedy. The Doctor and T - Were talking about a case of arimii din... Si'iVE."' "U'.ni ,lrom 'orieredliy.t.m tha 5L.l?i?? iual Br. tee's x.ver lteiulator for i!ZlV. i"01."- Trial bottles free at The woman who Is least popular with iiouerai is most apt to make onp wan happy In particular. Korursv. miiat A7..;.V. ""si" lu,u. inouriung uecau .Viif.rr- " if" inousanas upon thousands of ?n0lthT'ha,rL1fm.e.f')cutBluma1 by our pMpie MtSlM'y ,nV atw"' tms boon. And yet it may be had by all. We cuaruntes that iSW filttrs-ued according ti d rectmns and the use persisted In, will brine you cood dl" fd oust the demon dspepsla and lu- m.!2 Vr "i lluceP.!,v. we recommend E Bitters for dyspens a and all iiuu. 7 uwuuwu uuu muneya. a bottle by HKBKU druggist. awmach and Kidneys. Sold at toe. and i'i Liver, pel It makes all the different in the world whether It Is the hand that la shaken or in ust. There are many pit-falls In a peach orcnara. (linudmollier Sayat whenshewaa a girl that her mother always gave her sulphur and molasses to purify her blood, but she now give. Sulphur Bitters to jicrgnuw cuiiuren, as it U the best med fM no Brer o We " "Do you keep any.aecrou from your uuaoauur- "unly one." "What is "The fact that I rule him." It "Avar's Hair Vlirnr i. . ration for tke hair. I speak of u from erperlenc'e lis use promotes the growth of new hair, and . 1 ou. ice vigor li a sun n;..-J- W-U0"en. r Kn,u avery nog nas lis day, and gome of vueui want me night, too. ft . . a uiusiaro man says that he has not uimicuis fortune ont or mustard eaten, but oiu ui musiaru wasted on plates, Everybody Knowa iCQDUrftlM. (lift nvMir.i..1at.. r 1 .77. with of workshops aud tenemenU, All tt.ee In,, rltiea ami evrv im r . i . . . . '1 " F.ii,. it. iviu,Kiii riieum, ?T?'rod,,eaM..5v,',Jr l pel by taking Hood's Sarsnarll x it.. ii i.i i' " s 5 "?. mcin. of . w uueen uiie uoitar is true, In Prussia the price of medicine is re uiaiw by the state, and a new price list Is Issued anmiallv j Women do not marry for money, but vu iove a neu man than r. G. T. HORN, AT T1IS Central Drug Store, orr. the runuo squahk Bnnk Street, Lchighton, Pn., IS UBADQUAItTEIlS FOU Pure Drugs nnd Medicines, Fine Soaps, Brushes, &c, &c., Choice Wines and Liquors, Largest Assortment of Library Lamps I Wall Paper and Decorations! -:0t- Spectacles ! When you buy a pair of Shoe you want a good lit. Hut If Toil need Sl'KCTACI.ES it K mucn more lmpoiiaiu uint me mr. miiuhiu ut accommodated with correet lenses nnd n proper ly fitting frame which will brims Hie lensi-i (II rpellv liornm Ilia centra nf thu tvt. If nil Inn your spectacles at Dr. Horn's vo'n will And Hip auove K)ims jiroiwriy aiitMiuett mi. PERSCRIPTIONS Cacfnlly Compomitlcfl OctlMSSS? Weissport Planing Mill MANUKACTUltKlt OK Window and Door Fkames Doors, Slmtiers, Blinds, ashes, Mouldings, Brackets, AND I ) HA 1,1! H IN All Kinds of Dressed Lumber Shingles, Pailings, Hemlock Lumber, &c, &c. Very Lowest, Prices. -GO TO- SWEENY'S "Corner Store" Bottled Gherkins, v et Pick- es, Chow-Cliow, O.nions, Table Sauce, Horse-radish, Cauliflow er, Catsup, Mixed Pickles, Cel ery Sauce, and all kinds of choice Jellies and table necessaries. Tn Dry Goods, Groceries, Queensware &c. IPo lead, both In low prices ami quality o goods. Our largo stock Is displayed to da vantnge, an Item which purchasers wll certainly greatly appreciate. REMEMBER THE Corner Store, LEHIGHTON PA. E. F. XjTJCke b ach, I'WIN AND DKCOKATIVK I'AI'KU 1IAN11 INU, 110UHK AND H1I1N l'AINTINO ; AND CiltAININO. (loiupeleijt workmen sent to any part ol ; in a county. HEAIQ,UARTKH8 FOP. Wall PaDBrs.Borflers&IlBcorations Largs assortment, anil Hie latest styles. BooK Stationery, Fancy Goods WINDOW SHADES. All grades. Hhade making aim pulinm up j.u...p..j uiiniiitM ill. Paints, Oil, Varnish, Putty. JJruBhes cc general I'amters Supplies. No. 61 Broadway Manco Coimk'. Pa. Uolow the Broadway Ilonse. AN EASV WAY (JET A GOMMVATO:!. Only $1.00 rt Week. We are now forminc Clubs for llm lini Gold, Gold-Filled and Silver Watoliw maun lantured lor.uotn J.aniea anil Uentleinuo. We nut In lliroe wnlchns a mnvpni,,,,! ...q,i. by either of the following comiuniea: Klgin, Wallbam, Uanifklen, etc,, to suit tbc ptirclina r. A club for a gold walcli at W0.00, ranniala ol forty members, and cacb member pays f 1.00 a work. A drawing is made onoeaweek, anil the member whoso name it drawn geta hit watch iininediatelv. bo alill nnnth i. ...., $1.00 a week until ho has paid for it, at which time each aud all forty member will hate r 0ied aud paid for bia watch. The last jwraon hiimiiiiiiii wnu-u win uo niauea preneniol a handsome chain, OUIt GUAUANTKK. Every article bought from us must be just m represented, and we are willlug at iny and all tunas to make good tho failure of any arliale sold, to bo as represented. This is tho Heat, Cheapest aud most Convenient way tu bur a .d o I .i 1 1 ll.nM-l, r. , : i , , J We clye a flint-claw Elsin or Waltl.am .l, winding and setting movement, which we guarantee lor two years. The oase is warrant ed, by a written guarantee to wear lor twenty years. The above Is why we give you mora foi your ...u.icj .uuu auy ous eiee anu wuy we are do ing the largest wateii business in Hie world vve sell only Jlrst quality goods. Why not be an owner of a Gold Wateh whenever you have the Chinee to get one. Join the club at once, only $1.00 down and then $l.08awk until the wateb isuaid. rieese call or send ma your name and ad dress and I will call at your house and show you samples, or if you are at a ditUuee J will send fullDartleulars. Agents wsnted everrwhr.-Writo for ttrmssnd efrealars. CIIA2LES M RGIIKIfl, S BIX) CaraajiogcA, rA. Stoves, Tinware, Heaters and Ranges, In Ci-mit, VTarioty at Samuel Graver's fopular Store, Bank Street. Roofing and Spouting n special ty. Htove repairs luinisnca on slioyt notice. Reasonable! ! THE GREAT German Remedy. TRUTHS FOR THE SICK. I'ur tin me li':ithlv nilloiiflMwllfi'li'ppnu 1 1. (KM will ho l'lllli for n raw whom 8rL MUlt JIITTIiim will iint :iKlst or cure. II nr-vcr falls. DnHuLniirnUirrKiih twill cure on. on mi Hi r wttli 1 t lint ti'ntlnml a II gone l'livin' tlio vlllatod ,hlood when you ace it Impurities Imrst liifrthroiigli tin1 skin iln IMumli'H. lllotohos, It 111 euro v m. f 1 oi.criim i's ho are IcIobpIv fmifliHMl in lnd Sort'8. Itrly on Si'i.rnrn BnTEits, the nulN and wftrk- plinpn; clcrkfl.wlioilo, not iirncurt' Riifllrlent mil lieullli Mill ta- low. isxcninc, and nil wlio aro I'lmUneil In doors, KrM'iiun liiiTr.itM ! Itlirnilil use M i.rnnil Ijllirrri!". Thrywlll; will iirc l.lvcruom kilalnt. Don't lie ills-1 rFJllOtlllUU ucwvabowi, nuniKctii liwiacurt MMI'klV. . on. If vim ilo not. u-lHtil M'l.l'lUUt llllTKKSl tOBuH.:r fruui lllicum wllllmllil you up amll iii.'ike you strong and I hoalthv. i atinm, iimj n ln.lllo ol sui.riiDn T.rnKiis It iiovor fnllR to euro. Hl'LIMIUIt llITTKUS pa Jiou't oo without nvwill mnxu your nioourFj "?linllli. HYvit! vnn iimro.rich and BtronK.1 win nor ri'jm'T lr. inn your ucuii mini. Lii'lies tu (U-llcato Try SijLriU'itlliT-J ruits to night, anil I von will sleep welll ind fwl lictter fnrlt.l henltli. wlio nro nil run iimvn, snouiu nm1 Sui.i'iti'n Itmnns. Dovou want tho heBt Medical Workimullsheil? pcnil i x-cuiic Bininpn iu i. i . uifiiw.x a i;o Sajre Tour. Hair BY a timely we of Aycr's Hnlr Vigor. This preparation has no equal as a dressing. It keeps tho scalp clean, cool, and healthy, and preserves tho color, fullness, and beauty of tho hair. " I was rapidly bocorning hald antl Rray ; but after using two or thrco bottles of Ayor's Hair Vigor my hair grow thlok nnd clossy and tho original color was restored." Jlolvin Aldrlch, Canaan Centre, N. II. ." Somo tlmo ago I lost all my hair la coftsHiupnce of measles. After duo waiting, no new growth appeared. I then used Ayer'a Hair Vigor and my hair grew Thick and Strong. It has apparently como to stay. Tho Vigor is evidently a great nid to nature." J. It. Williams, Florosville, Texas. "I havo used Ayor's Ilair Vigor for the past four or flvo years and find It a most satisfactory dressing for tho hair. It is all I oould desire, being harmless, causing the hair to retain its natural color, and requiring but a small quantity to render the hair easy to arrange." Mrs. ill. A. Ilailoy, 9 Charles street, Haverhill, Mass. " I have been using Aycr's Hair Vigor for soveral years, nuil bellovo that it lias caused mv hair to retain its natural color." Mrs. II. J. King, Dealer in Ury Goods, &c, Blshopville, Md. Q rnErAECD nr Or. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass, bold bv lirueglBUaud Perfumers. Tho dvanenllr. the dabllltatod. wlieth er lioiu excr at work of mind or unity, (irinic or exposure In Malarial Regions, tvlll find Tiitt I'llls (ho nioat Kenlal etorntlvo over otTcred the auirerlne Try Tliem Fairly. A vltforou body, piiro blood atronc nerv es and a ciieerful mind will result SOfiO EVEItYWIIEUE. Tho tint ami out; cnniMued SonUitnv. Pain-Killing, Oorativfl HUilhlrvnKtliaDing Pliust ivur Prepanxl. A ntarv ell on eomblaalttm of medloal ants twparad ai-d Npnuid on muJiti, nil ready to tmt on. nu now nngiAna renuxiy 1A1.V H4rH(aa. iKMttHHtiatlM op WraLui whatavr ixwtrt or clmiolo, how oauBad, jloia. litbUnt.; to tball-Hweilu. ino.ii. (Uiftl Dropori tHU of t)i Hoa I'tulr. loniMUr wwre IomUu ot Hie iM.rU ure won.ltrft.llj tronglbHMt,TUatl awt rwtonMl to bull b und vigoc rjArKK( iiorer bLrn op lrHUlP. Are DNl by tbouNuidrt of (jfMipio in nvory walk of life. YUVK ATTKNTIftX-ttni let w dal low. you Into tnkiiu; n Mitiitnto nr iaiittitW AU nut hwpi rjuowinu pnpri4niBtffntiani. HOPPUATERCO .PROPRicrORS.DOSTON Avoitt liWutmt id" I 1 1' Jt-i imifio uheu you buy. UfUAT CONSUMPTION SCROFULA BRONCHITIS COUGHS COLDS CURES Wasting Lisoaaes Wonderful Flesh Producer. Many have gained ono pound por day by its use. . Seott's Emulsion ia not a secret remedy. It contains the stimulat iusf properties of the Ilypophos phitea and pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil, the potency of Loth being largely increased. It ia used Dy I'ltysicians all over tho world. PALATABLE AS MILK. Sold by all Druggists. 60OTT &. BOWHE, Chemists, N.Y. FRAZER GREASE VEMT IN THIS WUKI.ll. IlawMrliiKquallili.reailuriMwd,sitnll7 .Miitiuiiinir two b.,.,. ol uoy oilier brand. Not VSectwl by li.,t. tr U ET I'll E i lis V I N U. yoHSALKHV l'T'KIiStirXEKAIXY. Xjjf 11111 A OKI illi r at ui,,.- iiDopenbtkHi vui4iKd 'it miiciij Mil if i mi Ki i miliar CURE GUARANTIED.' u'JJ.T Avar's Hair Visor Hop Plasters IF YOU COULD COME. If you eouhl coim to me m I recall Your (am, anil I oonUl feel upon tor brow Tti arm breatli of thorn lira, ae meat now Oould hoar aomn word from tbem In mUM faQ, Thrilling the. alienee to my Itf with all Tbe old time (meet new I If I could but tmr, Wuen the un elnki behind tbe western wall And twilight shaded taejreeplng atmosphere, A ruMle In tbe rosea at the gate. And looking, I abould see jrou atandlng there Mr Ionel J life would not be desolate, Por this would comfort all my soul's despair. I know thy life Is lovelier Ood knows best, But still the dore m6urns o'er Its empty nest. F. L. Stanton In Tribune ot Rome. IN A DILEMMA. Hark Itatusoy and Job Trotter were often scon at tlio house of old Squlro Fll- pot. Tlieso viaits were not duo to any regard Mark and Job may have had for the squire, but were clearly traceable to the love which they bore his daughter Judy. Tho two young men woro so much nllko physically that they might have been taken for twins. They were tall, strong and well built; they were black eyed and long haired, sunburned and hardened by exposure to all sorts of hardships. Tho resemblance even ex tended to mental peculiarities. Mark did not know long division from short comings; neither did Job. ' Mark, given the freest exercise of his arm, could not with n charred chunk have written his naino on the gable, end of the barn; neither could Job, .Being so much alike both physically and mentally, it was small wonder that they loved Judy, Who, by the way, was the handsomest girl in the neighborhood. She was more than merely handsome; she was bright, quick to learn, and, Bat tering gossip declared, could knit a pair of yarn socks or snatch tbe feathers oftn chicken as tjuiokly and ns effectually as any girl iir tho community, regardless of educational advantages. Judy loved Mark and Job, but she could not decide which ono she preferred. This Inability gave her great concern, and often at night, while patching her father's brown jeans, or at evening when crouched in the slowly darkening gold of a dying day, milking tho muly cow, she would shut her eyes, bring up tho faces of her two lovers, nnd attempt to force herself into a decision, hut in vain, for when the gold of evening had darkened into the char coal of night, when old muly stood pa tiently with one foot in the pail of milk, Judy's love, remained in equal division, Uld rilpot liked the boys, but, to have saved his life, ho could not have told which one was his favorite. He was willing she should marry one of them, it mnuo no Uillerence which, and he Be, crctly wisKed that ono of them, still no matter which, would die, so that the re tnaining one could make his daughter happy. Neither one of tho young men was ever able to see tho girl alone, for they kept so close a watch upon each other's move ments that one making his appearance at the squire s house, was sure to be followed immediately by the other. Ono morning, just as the squire and Judy had arisen from the breakfast table, voices in the sitting room announced to well accustomed cars the arrival ot the lovers, Tho old man and his daughter went in, aud, following a long and worn liabit, cordially shook hands with the visi tors and bade them feel perfectly at home, "We havo come," said Mark, "to see If we can't sorter make somo arrangements." "That s what wo have. Job put in. "I want Judy," Mark added. "So do I," said Job. "I love her powerful," Mark observed. "I lovo her just about the same," Job declared. "Qentleinen," said the squire, perplex edly stroking his whiskers, "I don't see how we aro going to manage this affair, Judy, don't you, arter all, love one just a littlo better than you do the other " "I believe I do, pap," Bhe answered. "Thar, we are 'gittin at it. Now, which one is itr "That's what I kain't tell, pap." "Thar it goes again, an' we ore just as fur oil as ever. Mark, am t you got nothin' to suggest? "Don't believe I have. Job mout have." "No, I hain't, lessen it is that she mar ry mo an' be done with it." "Yos, and I reckon I can make slch a suggestion in favor of myse'f," Mark re plied, and then half musingly added "I do wish this thing was over with, fur I am behind with my crap on my farm's runnin' down, for I have to watch Job bo close that" "Jest the same with me," Jobbrokoin, "Wall, now," said tho old squire. "suthin has got to be did, and did at once, fur I ia tired of this here feverish condition, ns the feller says. I have liearn my gran daddy talk about cases like this that took place In the old times, aud they never failed to git at a settle ment somehow ruther. It mout have been by a match of somo sort foot race, rasalin , or shootin . I don t know ex. actly how, but near as I can ricolleck the way gran'daddy told it they alius left it to be decided by some s periority that one her over the other." "I'm mor'u willin'," Job declared. "What do you say, Judy?" "Suits me," the girl answered. "All right," said the old man. "We ken now begin to see our way c'lar j shall it be rasslinV They agreed that It should be wrestling and gobig out into the yard, gave them. selves up to tho contest, but the fatal similarity again asserted itself, for the young men were of equal strength and aglhty. Then they tried foot racing- thoy were of equal speed; rifle shooting they were of equal skill, "Wall, thts do beat, antl beat it peart. too, anything I ever seed," the old squire declared. "Spozen you fling up a chip wet or dry?" "Don't believo I like that Idea, fur it only shows luck without s'periority," Mark answered. "How Is yo' pulse beatln' on that p int, Job?" "Beatln' low down in tho shads, fur I don't like the IJee." "Wall," said the old man, "let's go tn the house and set down; .might as well bo restin' while we re thinkin' up suthin' elo. Helloa! yonder comes Parson Uriddle. 'Light, parson, and examine yo' saddle," ho added, as the preacher urew up at tne gate. The parson dismounted, and, with the old man, followed the lovers Into the house. "Is It possible," said the preacher, in response to a declaration made by the old squire, "that you cannot, even by the most persuasive appeal to sentiment, seme mis extremely eccentric court ship?" "Can't do it, ono way nor tuther," the old man rejoined; and then, nuicklv turning to the girl, he added, "Judy, I've got an idee." "What is it, pap?" "Well, it's this: Parson Briddle, here, has seed a good deal of the world w'y, you've been 'way down In Robinson county, haven't you, parson?" "Yes," the parson answered proudly. "Thar, now," continued the old man, "he has even been 'way down In Robin son county, and Is, from the faok that he has seen a good deal of the world, a fair jedgeof the good pi'nts In man; so now, Judy, air you willin' to leave it to the parson nnd take the one he picks out?' "Yes, I'm willin'," the girl answered. "I'm willin' too," Mark quickly spoke "but I want to UU the rmxaou riant how ef he decides agin an IH whup him till the I oiks win think he lias been chawed up and spit up by n threshln' machine." And as fur me," mid Job, "I'm mo'n delighted with the Idee, but jest let me say that ef he decides agin me I'll wallop mm tin you u uavo to get him together with a hay rake." "Gentlemen," the parson remarked, 'I shall render no decision. I am vorr well satisfied with my position in life, my circuit is comparatively smooth, and I have a pretty good horse; my salary is lagging, but the Bisters havo niven me ninety-eight Unsey shirts, and calico handkerchiefs enough to cover the Rock of Ages; so, taking it all into considera tion, I do not care to be food for a dys peptio thrashing machine, or to clog the teeth of a hay rake." Ah, Lawd," Blghed tho old man. "tho end ain't no nearer in sight than it was at fust. Judy, fetch out tho jug," he added, as tho preacher said, something in on undertone. "Now, boys," ho con tinued, when tho jug had been brought, "no p yo selves." Tho boys being mighty partial toward liquor, began to help themselves. The old mac took a few pulls and tho parson dampened his pucker, but the boys drank recklessly, nnd after a while they were generously intoxicated. "Job," said Mark, "I'm tho best friend you ever had. You may have Judy." "Stark," Job responded, "you ain't no better friend to mo than I am to you, so you take her." "Won't do It; you've got to take her." "No;' you've got to." "Now, we can call On the parson to decide," the old man delightfully ex claimed. 'That's what wo can," said Mark. "Par son, you pick out one of us to be the hus band of Judy, here, an' I want to pay right here that Job's my friend, an' that If you decide agin him I'll larrun vou till you'd ruu through a sifter." "Parson, I'm In favor of your makin' n decision," Job declared; "and I am wil lin' to leave it to your jedgment; but let me tell you right now, parson, if you de cide agin' Mark I'll whale you till all that is left of you would ooze through a tow sack." "Gentlemen," said the preacher, "as I just now remarked, I am not at all dis pleased with my circuit. I am attached to my ninety-eight Unsey shirts, and have become smitten with my calico handker chiefs. I shall make nd decision." Mark and Job began to stretch them selves on tho floor. "Let them sleep," said the old man. "Ho, me," he sighed. I don't see no way outen this trouble." "I do," the preacher answered; "step outdoors with me." When they returned tho old man said "Judy, a decision has been made. You must marry the preacher. Hold on, now don't fly off. He'd do better by you than any one of the boys. Why, jest ttiink, he's got calico handkerchiefs enough to make more bedquilts than you could Btuff into a hired man's appetite, and every woman in the community would be" "Petrified with envy," the parson sug, rested. An expression of delighted resignation shone on tho eirl's face; "I will make out the license and do the marrvin mvself." said the old man. "O don't he skeered ,now; I'll Ox the boys all right. Mark awoke, and getting up, aroused Job. "Squire," said Mark, "we got a little too much of your licker. Where did you, get it?4 "That preacher that was here Bent It to me tho other day," "Wall, ho knows what strong licker is;. don t he, Job?' "That's whut he do, Mark," Job added; "I don't know how we air goln' to tlx up tms love business." - "Neither do l. Where's Judy?" "It's well you may ask whar sho is, when you drly' her olf in that way," an swered the did man. "Who driv' her off?" Job exclaimed. "Why, you and Mark thar, when I beg ged you not to drink bo much, nut you didn't pay no attention to ,me. You swore both of you that ef 1 tjidn't stand up here and marry Judy to the preacher you'd kill all of us, and I jest had to do it, and then you driv' the bride and groom away, and you ought to" be ashamed of yoselves." Mark and Job remained silent, sitting over the Are for an hour at least, and then Mart, looking up, Bald: "Job, I don't believe there's but one bigger fool than I am. "Who's that, Mark?" "Both of us together." "You are right, Mark. Spozen we saunter on down yander an' fall often the bluff.- ttourier-Journal. The Buatleu rooeu fur Kettles. The rustless process, which has been until lately an experiment, has now demonstrated that great economy can be used, not only In Iron pipes, but in every article where iron ia nmvl. Ov fi.OAO.. 000 kettles have been subjected to this process in Pittsburg. The method is very peculiar. After tho urticle is made It is put into a furnace made in an oval shape, air tight. After the iron has at tained almost a white heat, the air that comes through the regenerators and air valves Is shut securely off, and the fur nace is made air tight. After the air has been shut oil tho superheater, which is located in the combination chamber at the rear of the furnace, and at right an gles from the air valves, is opened, and the furnace is filled with steam and kept In that condition for eight hours. At short Intervals a small valve is opened, so as to allow tbe exodus of steam in the furnace, allowing fresh steam to be put into It. When the articles have been about ten' hours In the furnace there lias been accomplished the formation of magnetic oxide upon the Iron surface. They are then put Into an acid well, which Is the lost treatment. -Exchange. Anecdote of Rubtnitaln. La Starina, a Russian paper, tells how in Rubinstein's earlier days he narrowly escaped being sent to Siberia. He played before the Czar Nicholas In the house of Count Wielhorsky, and on returning home lost his passport. A day or two afterwards he was arrested and brought before Gen. Galahoff, then chief of police, who informed the prisoner that tie declined to believe anybody's evid ence of his identity, evefn that of the count. Rubinstein persisted that he was a mere musician, and as one of the sub ordinate police officers knew something .about musla tho two were sent to try matters over on a dilapidated piano. The test proved satisfactory, and the general, remarking that '"the prisoner was apparently a musician," gave him a permit for throo weeks. The Demand for Cut Glass. The popularity of cut glass for table decoration is not a fad, buf a growing taste, tho outcome of Its increased beauty in manufacture and design. When you see a fashionable woman peering over the cut glass counter, In quiring for something In Parisian or Henrietta or discussing (he merits of "strawberry," "fan" or "djamoud," vou may know she Is after American glass andp refers a particular cut. While the Inexperienced chopper sees little difference in the slmll&rlj shaped and decorated wares, It Is yet true that a man In Pennsylvania Is roh as a king bseatue be bad the wit to take out a it it on one soouliarlr out flaiirxsr PLACES OF INTEREST To all visiting Philadelphia ntv THE YATES STORES, 6th, nnd Chestnut 13th antl Chostnut. Our Superior Clothing Ibr Men and Boys is renowned, and though prices are very low this season wo maintain the high quality A. G. Yates &Co mm aaaa KSOPPOSITE L. FIRST STREET, - lias just opened an entire new line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods, Sa' teens, Prints, Ginghams, Fancy Dress Patterns ofthe ing low prices. Groceries, Provisions, Crockery ware,Glassware. V ood and Willowware of the best makes at low figures. Cloths Cassimers. Hats, Boots, Shoes and Heady- made Clothing in great variety of all purchasers prices fully as bought lor at any other general Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures m great variety and of best quality at Itock Best quality of Flour and Feed at prices hilly as low as the same articles can be purchased elsewhere. A cur load of coarse salt has just bnen received the price y been marked down to the very lowest notch. All goods ofthe very best quality and are being sold at prices t.-qually as low as the same goods n this section. Call and be convinced. Jtesp-ictiully, Jiy 823-71 &M0S REIfnSL. KoGh & Shankweiler, Allentown CLOTHIERS, We have made extensive preparations for the SpringBusiness in Men's, Boys' and Children's Clothing. Our guaranteed qualit ies and the lowest prices are making our store the preferred place for those who wish to save time and money. Mothers', Attention. Over 3000 Clillilrrii's Suits now ready. Aces tlu is u'Hin. our experience In llnysmiil Utile Boys (Aollutig slums Hint It ue cuiiKPt the at tention lit I lie inol hers Hint will crowd our store. Y Iiiim nvetlv Hint line niuterlHt. nrettv Mini novel Hli.ipe.H, anil Uie making li credit to our ; 1 .ill In llo s' t'hillilne. Department. We luivea i eomiiletti line of a-pleee Suits, ittnl a flue selec-1 lion ol .lei-sey mul Kilt Suits. We start nnr Child mi's Hints from si. mi iii. i Men's Suits. Weave slwwinij this season over fso LemlluK Styleu. Our Hint is to combine, the Best Make with Hie lowest l'rlces. K ery hotly In need of clothing, conilngtn town. Is Invited in lslt oui' Luce CIdIIiIiik Establish ment. We know that the t Into no spent will be verv iirollhihli;. (let. our prices before buying and you v 111 save money hym doing. Custom Department. This department lacks nothing to satisfy Iho tastes nnd Ideas of the most critical of men. Our line of Spi'lnu Trouserings unI Suitings Is larger ami more select than ever seen before, everything Is In readiness with all the modern facilities to gnarantPO unsurpassed workman ship, lit aiurilnlsh. A special feature Is the very large asset tment ot Styles offered at pi-Ices that will he found lilu'lily attractive. SPBCIALJ The great Invention-Patent Waist tloes awav cntlrelv Willi All atljusiuiil,3 ucil. wiui-ii ia easily uikcii oil filed on the belt, consequently cannot be torn off Tn.nin von the verv lowest price. Uemg pum in spcecn aim sincere in our oncrings, wo recoiunif nu gootis as tnej reauv nre aim Hotel Allen Building, Allentown, Pa., UNACQUAINTED WITH THE GBOORAPHY Or THE COUNTRY, WILL OBTAIN MUQH VALUABLE INFORMATION FROM A STUDY OF THIS MAP OF THE CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY, Including main linos, branches and extensions East and West of the Missouri Itlvor. Tne Direct Bouto to and from Chicago, Jollot, Ottawa, Peoria, La Salle, Mollne, Bode Island, in ILLINOIS Davenport, Musoatlno. Otturawa, Oflkaloosa, Dee Molnea.Wlntersot. Audubon.Harlan.and Council BluttB. ln'lOWA-Mlnneapolls and St. Paul, In MINNESOTA Watertown and Bloux Palls, In DAKOTA Cameron, Bt. Joseph, and Kansas City, In MISSOURI-Omaha, Falrbury, and Nelson, In NKBHA8KA Horton. Tomfcn. Hutchinson, Wlonlta, Belleville, Abllone. Caldwell. In KANSAS Pond Croelc, Kingfisher, Fort Beno, tn the INDIAN TERRITORY unit Colorado Springs, Denver, Pueblo, In COLORADO. FRE13 Bscllnlnff Chair Cars to and from Chicago, Caldwell, Hutchinson, and Dodgo City, and Palaco Sleep ing Cars betwoon Chicago, Wiohlta, and Hutchinson. Traverses new and vast areas of rich farming and grazing lands, affording the beat facilities of intercommunication to all towns and oities east and west, northwest und southwest of Chicago, and Pacific and transoceanic Seaports. MAGNIFICENT VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS, Leading ell competitors in splendor of equipment, cool, well ventilated, and lreo from dust. Through Coaches, Pullman Sleepers, FREE Reclining Chair Cars, and (oast of Missouri River) Dining Cars Daily between Chicago, Des Moines, Council Bluffs, and Omaha, with Free Reclining Chair Oar to North Platte, Neb., and between Chicago and Colorado Springs, Denver, and Pueblo, via St. Joseph, or Kansas City and Topeka. Splendid Dining Hotels (furnishing moois at seasonable noursl west of Missouri River. California Excurnlona dally, with CHOICE OF BODTBS to and from Salt Lake, Ogden, Portland, Los Angeles, and San Francisco. The DIRKOT LINE! to and from Pllce's Peak, Monltou, Garden of tho Qods, tho Banlturi ums, and Scenlo Qrandeura of Colorado. VIA THE ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Solid Erxprejis Trains dally between Chicago and Minneapolis and St. Paul. withTUROUOH Reclining Chair Cars (FREE) to and from those points and Kansas City. Through Choir Car and Sleeper botween Papria, Spirit Lake, and Sioux Falls, via Book Island. The Favorito Line to Plpostone, Water, town, Sioux Falls, and the Summer Resorts and Hunting and Fishing Grounds of the Northwest. THE SHORT LINE VIA SENECA AND KANKAKEE offers facilities to travel between Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Lafayette, and Counoll Bluffs, St. JosepbjAtohlson, Leavenworth, Kansas City, Minneapolis, and St. Paul. For Tickets, Maps, Folders, or desired information, apply to any Ticket Office in the United States or Canada, or address E. ST. JOHN, JOHN SEBASTIAN, Oesstai Kuugtr, OHIOAUO, II L. Sw'l X sket ft Paw. Agent, St. St & S. DEPOT,gr - LEHIGHTON, Pa MarSRlllfiS. Seersuckers and very best qualities at exceed and at prices with y,tho reach low ab the same goods can be store m this vicinity. Bottom Prices. can boug'it at any general stuie What we Owe 1 he Boys. Anything new and attractive. In Hoys' & Youths" Suits you are sum to rind Itv looking over our new large Snrlin: Stock. Cunllrimitlnn Hulls u great specially, made In Hie latest stsles anil of the newett rubrics, such at Hue Corkscrew, Wide Wale, Worsleds and neat Mixture In all grades mm ut. npectiti I'rienH. Spring Overcoats, This season our Spring Overcoat are of the II nest Merchant Tallin nig, and force tlieniHChe Into popular faor on itccimntof tho low pikes. A coat that does not lack anv of tint neat anil fashionable points for HI a. A good .stylish coat as low as on. Gents Furnishings. Our general stock ot Vnrnltlilitgi. pi csent.s this season a complete assortment In all depart ments. Ktery Iniagluiihleaillcleon hand. lVr- coie nnirts, unetoit ainris (greatest novellyor the season) Sl.M and SLnui 11 alt-1 lose,! pair for jSe.i 3 Mnen Collars lor iv.j i pair Linen Culls rorMc.; Scrlvcn's l'ateitt Seam Drawers, Anto- utatlo wire micKie Ktispenders, Night Unties, Hcrsli Bros, line Umbrellas. latest novelties In l-'ancy nnd Kull Diess Shirts, Men's Dress anu int nig moves, biik vt nose tinners zrc, cellu loid Collars and Curls, Jewelry, Silk Handker chiefs. No matter what you want In UNliKll. WKAlt we havo got It. Shirt Waists. Tim "Mother's Friend with tlio spwIiil? on of liullons. It Ik snnnlleil wueu uie wniai. is Y.l.siit;ti, i no iiiiumis ure riV' either In wearing, washing or Ironing. ftZoch & Shankweiler, r i- $3 SHOE Largest Clothing House in Lehigh Valley. CAUTION p-nflSS bottom, ir the deSler conrml inpj&f ssnti direct to factory, eurloilng iHliretfllea price. FOR CENTLEMEN. vltm flair. Hcnrv Lnccil drain nnd Crefl moor Waterproof. Best In tlio world. Txmiilnn tils BB.OO (lltNITlNI! HANl-HIiVItI 8HOE. 84.00 IIANI-S1WIU Wl'.I.T HIIOK. S3 no roMci, and i1 AitMi'.itH' mion. S3 fi 1 ItXTKA VAMIH 'AI.F HIIOK. H-tJUO nwi SI.TS I1IIVS' feCIIOOI. KIIOKS. An iiiada In CoiicrtMB. Button na l.ce. $3&$2 SHOES LAFD.r?3. 1.7S 8IIOK FOlt StISSES; nut Material. Best Myl. Best' Fitting. W. L. IJouBlas, Brockton. Mais. Unlit tj Adam Mehrkam &on, Agents, I.KIIKlllTON. ("S-t-i-tp circulation is growing V. Llx because we furniali nil the Litest local news in the best, style. Sample us q Favorite Singer Sewlna Machine. 111GJ1 AltM $85.01), Each Machine has a drop leaf, fancy cover, two large drawers, villi nickel rings and a full set of Attachments, equal to any Sin- rrttr Mrlitn colli fmm Clfl til - j - $60 by Canvassers. A trial in your home be fore payment is asked. Buy direct of the Manu facturers and save agents' profits besides getting certificates of warrantee for five years. Send for testimonials to Co-opcratlvo Sewing Machlno CO., 2G9 S. nth St.l'hiladelphia.l'a. -we tay rotuairr.ita. We havo a remedy that will CURE CATARRH. BRONCHITIS and ASTHMA. Our foith isw Send Tor Treitlie anil full partlcuurs. Aaureis, rh Hall Chemical Co., 3860 ralrmount AvM PnHaPa IIIUUK Midi .6 nu, m-.'.' " CAN bo CURED. w. ..in crun prURElm, n TRIAL BOTTLE; .1.. .,,i. DON'T SUFFKR. ANY LONGER! fclve Pet Or- tt f... 'A fVnnru atx.i ott llUtillV. AiWrui, THE HALL CHEMICAL CO., j86o Fairmount Avenue, FhlladeliihU, Y. Onrt irftlie I ItKS'i' Tel-1 ht wot-Iil. Our rarliitwsai afH"liuita, anaio tnmmim 0111 taper tor frootlt wUl atntli tut ta UNI I'lKtoN fit tlih tWilitr Lf aiftbuve Only tkoar who wflft tJ to ui tt once nn rnke ri ut S tbachnnc AllTvuhitfttudnifi return t to ihow our fotw la tbo who call runr iipifthSori anil thuna amun4 you, Hit bt tlnninf? vt tlilt ailveriieenirut ilmwi th inull nd of lh cope. Tbc followtof rat rife the appeiiantf of It rejuctd t about the fiftieth part ef Ua bulk. It U a rrnJ, Joutlt ait lala teotxMi Urge at ta eeay to entry. Vfe will alio ahow -ftm bow VyU can lueko from to S I U a def at leaat, from II.. tart.wfih out eiperlence Hotter write el once. IVt pay ll r Ipreaa charytt Adilrtii.U HALLKTTACO.. UosHHO, fuRTtaWP, UaiMK $1 13 "WEEKS The rOMCK 0 AZETTK will ho mailrd entirely wrapiwd, to any u.ldraea in Ihe Uni, ed Slaloa fnrtliren mnnlhsnn rivoirt if One 33 o il ax-. I.llieral ilNcniint nllnwrd to pmtmtistpn CftllUK lip rlnlis. Killiililf fnjiles niitlletl free. AtHliPNSiilloiilt'rslo. IliniAUIJK. I'OX. May ao-wi I'iianhliN Sijuaiih, N. V, ELys catarrh Cream - Bali Clennscs tho Natal FastaEos Allan Fain ana Inflammation. Heals tbe Soros Restores tho Sense of Taste and Smell. THY THE CORK. A tiitrtloln Is aiinlliHl Intn rncli nostril and is agree'ible. I'rloe go cents nt ilriiBKtsti; by mall; I'OCKiemi, tjfts. 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