An old Italy, not remarkable tor tbe
clMrnMiot bat Ideas, deecrluliiR a floe
smntBer evening said: "It was, beautiful
bright night; the moon made everytUlOR as
light a. feather."
A California editor recently received a
cord of wood, In pay (or a subscription,
which w piled In fiout of the offlce at "A
late hour. The next morning ue found
Is elicits left. This fact lbd the' editor
to believe, that the morals of ibo'town were
Improving. A year ago there wouldn't
bate been a stick left.
WHAT 18 GOOD.
Bncklen's Arnica Halve.
The BEST Balve In the world for cuts, prunes
ores, ulcers, salt rheum, (ever sores, totter,
chapped hnnls, chilblains corns and all skin
eruptions, and positively cures plies, or no paj
required. It Is piaranteed Jo Rlvo perfect satis
faction, or money refunded. Price 29ceuts pel
hot. ForsalabyltKDKKdruKKltt.
Women hayo check enough to wear
men's hats on their beads; but thero Is one
tblntc they daro not do. Not one of then
dare to remove her bat and dun off the
bald spot.
A Bound Lcw-il Opinion.
K. flatnhrldge. Muni, .y H -1 , Cmir.rv Atty
Clay Co.. Tex. aysi ive r ('l.-fni '
tors with 11 ost happv re alU . . i
wis irfirvlnw with Malni'al 1 w. . '
but was cured by timet) use ol U.u
Am satisfied Electric Ull fe
"What U the real goodf"
I Mkerf In raueto mood.
i
Order, mid fix liw eeairti
Knowledge, said tbe school
Truth, said the wise maul
pleasure; wM the fool; '
, ,Lqt, sold the maiden)
' 'Beamy, said the paffS
freedom, said tbe dreamer
Home, sold the sage;
Fame, said the soldier j
Equity, the seer.
Spake my bear full eedlri
"The answer U not here."
Then within my bosom
Boftly thU I heard:
"Each heart holds the mcrett
Kindness Is tho word."
-James Doyle O'ltatlb.
MY EXECUTION..
DAY'S HORSE
POWDER
Prevents JUunjr Fever!
fers saved his I... "
Mr. 1). I. Wllcovson. o. Horse Cnvc, Ky.. Mid.
a like testimony, saying : He positively bellevo
thuthe would liave died, liad It not been fo
Electric Bitters. ...
This great i einedy will ward o(f . as well as cun
all Malarial Diseases, and for all Kidney, 1.1 vol
and Stomach Disorders Htandsuueiiualed. i'rlci
DO cents and ft at KKHEH'a drtiKstore.
Cbolly: Do you notice. Dolly, that I
am raising a moustache? Dolly: Well, I
needs raising, for I percelvo It Is down a
present.
A woman always carries her purse li
her hand so that other women will see it ;
a man canles his in his Inside fpocket si
that his wife won't see It.
IS CONSUMPTION INCURABLE?
Head the following! Mr. 0. If. Morris, New
ark, Ark., says; "Was down with abscess o
Lungs, and friends and physicians pronounced
me an Incurable Consumptive. Began taking
Dr. King's Now Discovery forConsumptlon, am
now on my third bottle, and alio to oversee th
work on my farm. It Is tho finest medicine cvei
made."
Jesse Middleware Decatur, Ohio, saysi "Had
It not been for Dr. King's New Discovery f o t
Consumption" I would have died of T.uni
Troubles. Was given up by doctors. Am nom
In best of health." Try it. Sample bottles fret
awtisiii.it a Drugstore.
There are three terrible diseases now
before married men, namely: Spring fever
Spring bonnets and Spring bouse cleaning.
Paper bangers are about tbo only men
who succeed In business by going to tbe
wall.
Forced to Leave noine.
Over 60 people were forced to leave theii
homes yesterday to call for a free trial pack
age of Lane's Family Medicine. If your
blood Is bad, your liver and kidneys out ol
order, if you are constipated and have head
ache and an unsightly complexion, don't fa I
to call on any druggist to-day for a fret
sample of this grand remedy. The Iadie
praise it. Everyone likcs.it. Largo sized
package 50 cents.
An obituary notice contalnt the touch
intelligence mat the deceased "bad ac
cumulated a little money and. ten child
ren."
Expressive features are admired, bui
one does not care for a nose that is east!)
red.
Heart Disease.
If vou net short of breath, horn flnltor
ing, pain in side, faint or hungry spell
Swollen nnkles, etc., you have heart dlreape.
and don't fall to take Dr. Miles' New Cure
Bold at IJiery or Thomas' drug stores.
The laundry man has to receive a good
many cutis in tho world.
"Why Should I
Not haye confidence in that which hasdom
mo a world of good? If you had suffer
year with Hvei complaint and got cured b
using ouipniir .bitters, would not you to.
nave confidence In them? J. R. Nash
notei witunrop, Host.m.
The more a man hecomss wrapt up Ii
Himself the chillier be petn
It make's a red nt jed i v -r,
to have a little ghl ask lilta Ir. k
of others, If it hurts any.
Nothing; In the Wide World so' Good..
I was afflicted with kidney disease. Dr
Kennedy's Favorite Uemedy, of Kondout
N. Y. I say it with a perfect recoIectioi
of all that was done for me besides, is thi
oly thing that gave me permanent reliel
I have recommended this medicine to mam
people for kidney disease and they all igree
in saylug that it has not its equal in th.
wide world for this complaint. Lyniai
Crawford, Druggist, Springfield, Mas.
-Almost anything from Rome would be
Romantic
It takes a loud baby to wake up a sleeping en
but It takes but little of Dr. Bull s Haby Hjrui
to quiet that baby, and It requires only 25 cents
to buy a bottle of that well known remedy.
The longer the apology the 'lively young man
makes for his morning headache, the worse
matjers will appear. Silence and Laxedor are
the sovereign remedies for this peculiar kind ol
headache.
Tho washerwoman's motto:
oap for tbe best.
Let us
A SEN81DLT! MAN
Would use KemD's Ril,,, tn it,.
and lungs. It is curing more casesof Coueh.
uiuuiuius, uroup arm all
ZZ iT T ""6 man an oiliei
medicine. I lie proprietor has authorize am
u.uiit." iu Hi " you a (.ample Uottle t ree to
wuvuiwj you oi me merit of this great rem
dr. Large Bottle 50c and $1.
The oldest inhabited town in the world
la said to be Damascus,
uooa s earsapari la cures catarrh bv
expelling impuaity from the bloop, which
is the cause of the complaint. Uive it a
trial.
lbeptnls mightier than the sword;
but for opening ojeters or military parades
wo j, to iuc sworn every time.
The beautiful glossy sheen, so much admired
la hair, ran be secured by the use of Ayer's
IIalr!gtr. There is nothing better thsn this
preparation ior strengthening tbe scalp and
keeping It free from dandruff and Itching
eruptions.
roe railroad engineer may not have
much style about him, but wealth and
fashion follows In his train.
Tn Hest medical writers claim that the sueV
t..iu, rcuuurieruaiaieauarra must be non
Irritating, eas if application, and'eae that will'
reaeh all the remote torts and nloeraled sur
isovs. me cuiory or the etTuils to treat
ealtarrh dailnr tbo past obliges ui to admit
that only oijr remedy fiat met these eondltlbne,
and thai li Hl (In.n It.Im i'mY mi....
remedy hat mattered eats.rrhatn9thiSKeltaiasJ
..uiiHf, Kin oiu vuiimiBi ana patients
synipteBityleldieH . T
There 1 more than one kind of emote
Wit powder that U Isui lv tbe ranks of
aaUsd!
I was walking home -from my office
tnmo tlmo ngo, revolving how I should
meet my payments, when I was solicited
for charity by. a respectably dressed
worn an r who stated that she had arrived
from Cork a fow days ago, her husband
baring sent tho money to pay her pas
sage to New York. Upon her arrival
she found that he had been killed by a
drunken rowdy, and as ahe was penni
less she asked me for a trifle to get a
night's lodging.
Having been Imposed upon me pre
vious day by a tale of the eame kind, I
passed on without heeding her piteous
appeal.
I had walked but a rew,poces wnen a
feellngjof regret came over mo for my
harshness, and I turned round to relieve
her distress, hut she had gone. J. stood
musing, undetermined what to do. I
felt I had acted with Inhumanity; but it
was so unlike my usual conduct that I
consoled myself with tho reflection that
I always had been tbe friend of the out-
east, and that very likely the woman
was not in actual want -this the re
spectability of her attire, led me to
adopt as a fact, and, resolving to banish
the transaction from my mind, i waucea
homeward.
When I reached the corner of wall
street a man, apparently the worso for
liquor, asked me for charity, and with
an eagerness which evidently astonished
him I Rave him some money.
This somewhat eased my mind, al
though I felt that I had relieved the
wrong object. As I passed St. raurs
church I saw by tho clook that it only
wanted a few minutes of my dinner
hour, and I was always so punctual that
I knew even a few minutes' delay would
cause the greatest anxiety to my wife
and daughters, wboso affection for me
was the great comfort of my life.
Resolving to crush tho haunting feel
inc. I hailed an omnibus and jumped in;
bt;t a new torture now seized me; the
noise of its wheels seemed to echo the
woman's appeal for charity so visibly
that I involuntarily looked out of the
window to see that she was not running
at its side reciting her tale of sorrow and
destitution.
Getting out at the corner of Washing
ton street, I walked hastily to my hpuse
and paused on instant on the steps, half
resolved to go on a wild goose ctiase in
search of tho mendicant. Finally I pulled
the bell. When the door opened, instead
of following my usual custom of enter
ing the parlor to greet my wife and
daughters, I walked straight up to my
dresslngroom, where I sat for some time
in gloomy abstraction; then, bathing my
head with cold water, I mechanically
changed my dress and again seated my
elf in tbe deepest dejection
I was aroused by my wife, who, sur
prised by my unusual conduct, asked
tenderly If I did not feel well.
"Yes," I replied, "but very tlred. The
weather tries me. But, however, let us
to dinner."
My daughters and a niece who was on
a visit came round me and playfully
scolded" nio for being so naughty. At
last I sat down to the table, but could not
eat a mouthful. After several attempts
.to eat I requested my butler to bring me
the brandy decanter, which surprised
them all, as I was a strict temperance
man, and meroly kept wine and liquors
for such of my guests as did not share
my scruples.
When the brandy was brought I filled
a goblet nearly full of the "liquid damna
tion," as -I, bad recently called it in
speech I had made at a temperance
meeting, and drank it oil at a singli
draught. This somewhat rolleved me
and enabled me to swallow a few mouth
fuls of dinner.
My spirits somewhat returned, and we
all adiourned'to the drawlnz room. The
arrival of sotno visitors to my wlfo and
daughters aitorueamo an opportunity oi
leaving, the room unobserved. I put on
my hat, resolving to call upon a friend
who lived in the next street.
Not finding him at home, I strolled on,
Tho evening was One, and before I was
aware of the dlstanco I had walked
found myself near the North river. At
tracted by a crowd. which had gathered
round the end of one of the piers, I went
towards it, and was told by a policeman
that a poor woman had just been taken
out of tho water.
I pressed forward, and exclaimed
aloud, on the impulse of the moment
when I gazed upon tho lifeless form
"Great heaven t the very woman I treat
cd so brutally not an hour ago I"
The words were scarcely out of my lips
when a strong Hand grasped my collar,
It was the policeman who had just
spoken tq me.
"Oh, the murder's out then!" he cried.
"You know something of this matter!
A cry was immediately raised that
had confessed myself the murderer; and
as there was a severe bruise on the poor
'woman's head; doubtless occasioned by
her striking against the pier, it was ex
aggeratSoVinto' a fractured skull.
All was now clear to the excited mob,
I had' first killed my victim with a blow
on the' head, and then, to conceal my
crime, had thrown her into the river.
vain did I protest my innocence; they
paid no more attention to me than I had
to the pcJor woman herself. So strong
was tho popular feeling that the police
had considerable difficulty in eaving me
iron; Dcing lynched on the spot.
Let roe pass over tho details of the
coroner's inquest, which brought in
verdict of willful murder. I will say
notning about the agony of my nrst in.
terview with my family. The horror of
my situation was increased bv the evl
dent doubt my wife had of tho truth of
my explanation as to my strange conduct
on the night of the supposed murder,
She did not say so in words, but ber man
ner ahowed that she had great misgivings.
The day of trial came at last. Obi the
anguish of standing in full court, accused
of to revolting Wcrime! Not one of the
numerous frjepds, who had formerly at
tended my dinnerparties, and my wife's
balls, was present They had abandoned
rue en masse, as It might peril their own
Cnllo, &0.
Relieves Griping and Summer Complaint.
Facilitates Teething!
Regulates the Rowels!
Sold by all druggists. Price 23 cents.
Th only man who remained true to
me was my lawyer, Mr. Maloolm Camp
bell, lie set to work manfully to de
fend me. He said the press were aw
fully down on me. Numerous biogra-
Ehies were published of me, which
rought to light events in my life never I
beroro known, either to my parents, my- T)i3tempcr, Beares, Glanders, Loas
self, or any of my relatives. One papor 0f Appetite, Founderi Fevers, &a.
called attention to tho significant fact llkinoachpackage. Sold by all dealers.
that many murders had been committed "
during tho pas' twenty years which t fftgBf H 5J CnrosDyJentery,
have never been traced, and that most ilfla lUlsiLlLu) nr-d Diarrhoea.
probably my exterior respectability and -mi.i
i. .uu.iie. ,,i .Lu ii .., Cures Wind
picion from myself, and that no doubt
many an Innocent man had been hanged
tor my crime.
A"t the trial my wifo and daughter de
posed, as thoy wcro bound to do, to my
unusual bohavioron that cmphatlo even
ing. My standing on tho steps of my door
before I rang tho bell was. Observed
by a villainous, prying old maid, who
came forward and deposed to facts in
addition which wero puro inventions.
My swallowing brandy at dinner, as ad
mitted by my own family and domes
tics, was tho occasion of some eloquent
leaders in the papers, the gist of which
as that I deserved banging even for
that alono.
The prosecuting attorney called atten
tion to my physiognomy, in which he
read more murders than a dozen New
gate calendars, and concluded an elo
quent addross by warning tho court that
if I was acquitted he felt sure that some
i ; it, , 1 ? A1J
lino morning, uku iuo jiuajniaiio ui uiu, i Uoajsencss
ail jxew xorK wouiu awusu unu unu Croup
themselves to be dead men, witu tnoir Whooping
throats cut from car to ear, especially Crmrrh.
the judge and jury, who would deserve and for tho relief of
their fate if thev turned such a notorious I Consumptive ncr-
murderer loose to pry upon th citizens sons. For Sale by all
of New York. druggists, so cents.
Notwithstanding the eloquence of my
counsel, Mr. Malcolm Campbell, who pos
itively surpassed himself and knocked
Demosthenes nnd Cicero into the mid
dle of next week, all secmod dead against
THE GENTLER SEX.
HBBi i m
"TIIE PEOPLE'S
REMEDY"
For tho euro of
COUGHS, COLDS,
Asthma,
Incipient
Consumption
UGH
nunireUNOES CUBCB CIGARETTES for Ca
bMUHL iarrhl PrlctlOOtt. Atalldmgftttt,
The explanation J cave of my unusual
behavior was pronounced by all as being
too ridiculous to merit a moment's con
sideration.
Tho judgo who presided, and who had
turned a deaf ear to every mendicant
since he bad been possessed of a cent to
give away, said that ho had nover given
anything to a beggar in his wholo life,
and that it had never made mm nusor-
able.
'Indeed," sarcastically added this light
of Christian law, "it would have made
me more miserable if I had ,over given
penny away."
The whole audienco roared with laugh
ter at the judge's wit, although it stamped
him ns being a heartless brute.
He summed up dead against me, and,
as I had not tauen tne precaution ox
buying up the jurors, I was found guilty
of willful murder and condemned to bs
hanged!
The fatal day arrived. Hardly ablo to
walk, I was carried to tho scaffold. The
reporters crowded around me, shaking
bands with mo na though tney were
proud of being introduced to a gentle
man who occupied such an enviable po
sition. The rope was put around my
neck, the cap was drawn over my face.
I heard a sharp click and felt the rope
tighten. I was suddenly thrown up into
the air as a llood of lire rushed from my
brain and filled my eyes.
Convulsively I throw out my arms. 1
heard a tremendous crash, as though all
creation was crockery and had suddenly
been smashed. I opened my eyes, not
upon another world aa I had oxpecled,
but to see that 1 had Knocked over me
table, broken into a thousand pieces my
wife's best china tea service, spoiled her
new satin dress, scalded her pet spaniel,
which was howling like a Methodist
ranter, and that all the buttered toast
was in my daughters' laps, who were all
dressed to go to tbe opera.
Sinco then my wifo never lets mo snore
in mr easy chair after dinner. New!
York World.
Bkeumatism,
BEING dno to the presence of uric
acid in the blood, Is most effectually
cured by tbe use of Ayer's Snrsapa-
rllla. Be sure you get Ayer's and no
other, and take it till tho poisonous
acid is thoroughly expelled from tho
system. Wo challenge attention to this
testimony :
'About two years ago, after suflerlne
for nearly two years from rheumatic
gout, being able to wane only witn great
discomfort, and having tried various
remedies, including mineral waters,
without renel, A saw uy an advertise
ment in a Chicago paper that a man had
been relieved of this distressing com
plaint, after long suffering, by taking
Ayer's Sarsaparifla. I then decided to
make a trial of this medicine, and took
it regularly for eight months, and am
pleased to state that it has effected a
complete cure. I have since had no re
turn of the disease." Mrs. It. Irving
Dodge, 110 West 125th St., Now York.
"One year atro I was taken 111 with.
lniiammatory Tiieumaiism, oeniR con-,
fineil tn nw liniiRA ftlx months. I camo
out of the sickness very much debili
tated, with no appetite, onn my system
disordered In every way. I commenced
using Ayer's Sarsaparilla and began to
Improvo at once, gaining in strength
ml soon recovering my usual health.
I cannot say too much In praise ot tins
well-known medicine" Mrs. L. A.
Btark, Nashua, N. H.
Mark Twaln'B wife has written a liook
under a fictitious name.
Miss Helen Gregory was the first wom
an to tuke the degree of bachelor of mu
sio at Trinity college, Toronto.
Mme. Blee Wonka is the organizer of
a large chemist's and druggist'a shop at
Warsaw, and her entiro staff is composed
of women.
Dr. Karollna Wllderstrom, tho first
Swedish lady physician, has begun her
practice at Stockholm. She will give
free consultation to the poor.
Tho late MrsSarah Hopkins, of Louis
ville, was one of a committee of young
ladies who gave a reception to Gen. La
fayette upon his visit to this country in
1831.
Carlotta Johnnnson, a niece of Chris
tine Nilsson, is said to possess a remark
ably fine soprano voico, and has been
sent to ulirlstiania to finish ber studios
in Binging.
On tho occasion of her last visit to
Paris, previous to her departure for the
United States, Mine. Adelina Pattl pre
sented a pair of kangaroos to tho Jardin
d'Accllmatation. .
Mrs. Cleveland has taken up a new
fancy in dressing her hair. She has dis
carded the coiled mans on the top of her
head and adopted a fashion, the most
prominent features of which is that she
parts it on the left side.
The late Mrs. Elizabeth Webb, of ICal
ainazoo, was believed to be the oldest
member of the Methodist Episcopal
church in the United States. Slio was
01 years of age, and had been a commu
nicant for eighty-two years.
Tho fleet of new American war ships
has its "Little Buttercup in a Mrs.
Robinson, tho wlfo of a disabled man-of-
war s man.' Sho was the successful bum.
boat woman while tho ships lay in Now
York and Brooklyn, aud followed them
afterward to Boston.
Miotl wnnilftflng rnr1.
in ',n. rta i
I nmn mm mm &
I -MMw LULL KJ
EMORY
P. - bti lamWI
un. T.'ttinvmiaU fttwn U
p-rti ot I pcloli. ProttpmnospOfT
torHbtr with our Urm
iMf llntcf llnu.etialal
ptlfFji ample. TfctH ramp),! wtlt
aa tti wth. U nnp All thai work van
btfddolatothnwwhtf wtMndTMito tho wh0T(Il yoop
fHnU and neltribr.nd tbot anoat you that mult
la vatnabla trad for ai, which hold forrin when one atari
BdthuawttnrapAld, Wi pnf til ttpnaa, frttjrbl, tfa A tit
you know all. If 70a wnntd ilk to pro to work, for u. yon cat
an from WitO to SCO tr wttk and onwardi Addroaa.
Mtiaoon S- Co., JUox B 1 , I'ortlanti. Mai.
DOINGS OF ROYALTY.
Aye
arsaparilla,
rnzr-AKXD BT
Dr. J. C. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Price 1 ; .li kotttct, 5. Worth 5 a bottle.
THE GREAT
German Remedy!
Anxlona to Get letter.
"I wonder more and more all the
time," said a letter carrier to a writer in
Parlor and Kitchen, "what makes peo
ple so anxious to get a letter. If a per
son is expecting to receive a challenge tn
fight a duel, or the reply of his lady love
to a proposition of marriage, or even a
check for $25, I can understand how he
can be eager and excited about it. Why,
there aro somo people upon my route
who, I really believe, don't do anything
else but sit down and wait for me to
come, or else stand at the gate or window
to watch for me. They don't get a letter
more than once a month, but they watch
for it every day. If I say 'nothing
today,' they groan and slink away. If 1
hand them a letter they fly with it Into
the house as If they had found a pocket-
book."
m 1I1UIH& run I nt: dllift.
I.11P th.thit .l.'iillilv
Rlllnus Snollfuicncml
I lonSiiLrjiunllirriLns
111 It tt 111 euro yon. I
D l)a jou sutler with,
SthattirotlniHlallgonr
recline; If en, use
scu'iitm Brrrisns;
It will cure yon. I
OiKiiiuhta wlio urc
Jjclosclr confined In
Ed tbo mills nid work-
suops; cicncs,rnoao
not procuro euilldcnt
exercise, and all who
are ponQned In doors.
should tiso PULFIIUIt
Brrrr.ns. They will
nr. not men uo weas anu
m sick it.
in
forarnsowherofct'L.
riiirn iiittkiis wir
not assist or cure. 11
never falls.
Cleanse tho Hinted
Mood when you ee
its lmminuos I ursx-
Inz throush tho sklu
,ln Pimples, lllntrhcs,
ind Sores, liclr on
ml health will fol
IK yuu ilu nut wish
to suffer fromllheum
Iatlsm, use a bottlo ot
Scli-iiur Hitters;
il never runs to euro.
Decoys.
Don't bo wlthuut ai
bottle. Try It; yon
will not regret It.
Tju!nialnIIt!Tlc5itT
I health, who are all
run down, should use
i auLrnim hitters.
&UU'l!UIt ItlTTKBS
will euro Liver Com
nlnlnt. Don't he dla.
'ouragcatiiwuicurc
vim.
suli'Iiur Hitters
will bnlld vou un and
make you ctrongand
Hominy.
BULPiiun Hitters
will mnko your Llood
oure. rich and strnnir.
nnu youruusn iinru.
Try BL'Lrlluit Hit.
iEHS to.nlirht. and
you will Bleep well
wu leci nciier Tnrit.
The heir apparent of tho Japanese cm
pire became of legal age (11 years) on
Nov. 3, 1889. He was appointed to somo
honorary office and given a sword that
has been kept in tho imperial family
since 701.
Tho czar of Russia has uttered an edict
forbidding applause in the theatres of
St. Petersburg. It interferes with his
slumbers during an after dinner per
formance, and 1b apt to confuse tho dano
ing of the ballet.
The empress of Germany, during her
visit to Constantinople, is said to have
oppressed a wish that the sultan should
not present her with the costly diadem
he had ordered, Its valuo being excessive.
considering the state of the Turkish cof
fers.
Tho prince of Naples, heir to the Ital
Ian crown, is In delicate health. Ho hnB
grown so rapidly and studied so hard
that his doctors now require him to give
up his studies, and to occupy himself
mainly with gymnastics and athletic
amusements.
Tho Prince of Wales, who used to be a
constant shopper, has had to give it up,
All his purchases aro now sont to Marl
borough house or to Sandringham. lie
was very popular with the shopkeepers.
never leaving a shop without raising his
hat and "thanking them very much."
Prince Oscar Bernadotte, the second
son of the king of Sweden, who a coupli
of years ago renounced the rank and
privileges of his royal birth to marry
Alias Ehba Munck, at Karlskrona, where
lie resides, jumped, fully dressed, into
tbe sea and succeeded in rescuing two
drowning men.
The queen of Italy, who is an excellent
musician, while in Venice last summer
visited tho great library of St, Marc's
and, discovering that it contained nu
merous rare MSS. by Buch early Italian
masters as Stradella, Ciari, Monteverde
and others, gave orders to have them
published at her expense, as they would
do the world more good than by idly re
posing under a glass case.
ATCHISON PHILOSOPHY.
Do vou want the beet Medical Work imbii shed ?
rcnu a --rent mumps to a x ukuwat a
THE SHOE BRUSH GON
Old Sport You don't want ter shoot
at them ducks, young feller; them's de
coys.
Young Sport Well, if they're as hard
eating as they aro shooting, Decoys can
keep his duoks, and welcome to ein,-
Harper s weekly.
Fa Waa Too Anxious.
Father Maria, has that young
gone away yet?
ilana no, pa, tie is just propos
ing
Father Oh, all right!
Maria Proposing to go.
Father Well, you tell him to git.
Clothier and Furnisher.
It tOTlffl
A Lonjj Term.
"Do you think he Is so very well edu
cated?"
"He ought to bo."
"Why? He doesn't seem to know
much."
"Oh, yon must be wrong he spent
nine years at college." Time.
I won't miss it, for I have long
since adopted an easier and
cleanlier way. A bottle of
WolfrsAGMEBlaCking
and a sponge to keep my shoes
washed clean, save a deal of
labor and shoe leather.
Bold b Shoe Btcra, Orooen. Dranists, la.
The best Harness Dressing
in the world.
WOLFF . RAN001PH. PHIUDELPHH.
frit on anoltoatfoii to Prof.
A ixisfttie, 237 Flfib Am. NnrYork,
,0tJ HEW
Onll Watch
WOflh M1UO.UO. UHl
Iwitrh tn th world r-tf
llmckctpftr Warranted heat ft
UI.ID uniu D&QtlB caM,
DR. G. T. FOX CAUTION S .t!
172 Main Street, Oath, Pa.
ATKToy. SWAM Hi 'TJCUTUlCa DATS.
ir l,t.rVT)VN, AMKttlCAN HOI UBtIlUIPAr
AT BAHlloa. H ROADWAY HOtAR. MOMI.AVS.
Hath, Whdnksdav and Saturdays.
OIHce lloiirk l'"roin a in. to 4 p. in. IraoHci'
limited to illsca.ws of ihe
Eye.Ear, Nose&Throat
IWA !, lti'tract ion nt the Kycw far the adjust
ment of x!.i1i'.
toes
nuirlai' nrm aval
pries Km slumped on ua
bottom. If t!is.drlfr ennnnt aupnly TO,
sen dlrart to fartorj, encloslns adrtnMt
priw,
Doth Udlrt sad (cut t llfMj
localltv tMu amtmr
nree, ioi
valulDl.
'Jliunin o-' ct-n pormu'cnU) cured by
IMIll.AURLl'IIlA. tA. Kawen.conr.xr.tirinpra.tlon
f limn? ilmn from liualites. Cu 9niiHrtiiiccHUi
MM'i run irruiar.
OlBto J.uur0to3,
curulPdby ot tiers trftiittxi.
CURE GUARANTEED.
KSOPPOSITE L. & R. DEPOT,S5r
BANK STREET, - - LEHIGHTON, Pa
Has just opened an entire new line of
LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS!
Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods. Sa.
teens, Prints, Ginghams, Marsel CS. Seersuckers and
Fancy Dress Patterns ofthe very best qualities at exceed
ing low prices.
Groceries, Provisions, Crockery war e.Glasswaie
iV ood and Willowware of the best makes at low figures.
Cloths Cassimers, Hats. Boots. Shoes and To ad v-
made Clothing in great variety and at prices with it he reacl
of all purchasers prices fully as low ns the same goods can bf
nought lor at any other general store in this vicinity.
Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in crcai
variety and ol best quality at Kock Bottom JPnces.
Best quality of Flour and Feed at prices lully as low as th
same articles can be purchased elsewhere,
A cur load of coarse salt has. just been received tho price
y been marked down to the very lowest notch.
All goods ofthe very best quality and are being sold at prices
iqually as low as the same goods can bought at any general stoie
n tins section. Call and be convinced. Jtesnctiullv.
Jiy 823-71 REIPT2L.
BRIGGVS
11A1101E TEOCHES
-FOR-
-IN ITS
NERVOUS, BILLICUS, OE CONGESTIVE FORMS.
This nnnedr is the prescription of one of the leaillnc physicians of Paris, France
aim nasnscn im nun nun unparaiia.icti surrrss lor oyer tinny Jtnrs.aml was nrst Riven
to me i-iiuii" as a prnpnrinry ineuicino in itw. and since tint tlmo it lias found Its a
Into almost evi-ry country nn tln face of Hie globe, and becomn a favorite remedy will
thousands of the leaillnu plijslclaiu. Medical societies have discussed Its marvelous sue
eess at their annual conventions, and after their olliclal chemists have anal zed It ant"
found that II contained nn oplaips. hromldes, or other harmful ingredients, quietlj
piuccii ii unions meir sianuaru reinetues.
TESTIMONAti.
L. It. BROWN, M D.
23 West Jersey St.,
jE.lizabkth, N. J., June 28, 188C
TIiIj is In rerllfy Hist I hove used fnr feme months with murli satisfaction, the combination
ol remedial-, lor Heansolie. known ns IlrlBaV Hesdsehe Troches. The remedy cures more head.
nrliPS rtprrisli; eh ss efiVel Nervous Women than anything I nm acquainted wilh, and h
this rertifirnle will l e Ihe means nl bringing it to a favorable attention of sufferers from that
"utile, 1 sLall leel llit 1 Uaye ilnne tnm a service. K. DIIOWN, M. D.
price, sb wEisirrs.
Sold by all Druggists, or sont by Mail on receipt of Price,
AuciH 31. '89.
ELIZABETH, NV J.
It is human to be jealous; divine to
conceal it.
We aro all inclined to distrust a boy
who does not like to play.
There is a great charity for poor rela
tions; every one has tlietu.
Keep any letter lonj; enough, and it
will finally make you ashamed.
The people all know how you act at
home; you hod better act decent.
Only one thing melts faster than money,
and that Is tho resolution not to spend it.
It may be wise to think twice before'
speaking, but it is a sign that you are
getting old.
Tho most sacred things we have in this
world often turn out to be only varieties,
of selfishness.
It is the man who can light good fires .
who is soonest able to hire others to light
his fires for him.
The two things that honest people never
excuse under any circumstances are
thievery and insincerity.
An honest man will regret that he is
not as good as a woman, instead ot pre
tending that he is better.
When you con induce a man to hold
your horse in the rain how natural it is
to tarry around the fire on tho inside!
Only believo half of what you hear
that great people say; only believe half
of what you hear that little people do.
It is a cold, clammy thing to say, but
those people who treat friendship the
same as any other selfishness get most
cut of it.
A pup looks so mild and innocent that
we sometimes think it will turn out bet
ter than others of its race, but it always
turns out a dog.
You are always Baying that your
friends desert you at tbe time you need
them most, but they do exactly what
you hare been doing all your life. At
chison Globe.
No Star rixtarea Tlier.
"Co you keep stationery here?" asked
a young woman of a clerk in a variety
store.
"Not. muehl" replied the young man,
rubbing his blue hands together, "The
j old man's so stingy of his coal we haye
to hustle round to keep warm," Burling-
ton freo pre.
Sticks for holding opera glasses ore
gaining ground. The largo places of
amusement require the use of glasses so
steadily that these are a great conveni
ence. They ore of silver, opening out
asea Pain Instantly.
Strengthens Weak Parti.
Quiets Nervousness.
respectability, fordt is an undoubted fact pencil case, and are chased and
that no persons are so severe In their re- etched, llie bamboo furnishes a f avor-
niarlcs, or BO eoniuulous Jn disowning the lM1 mouei.
friendship of the' unfortunate criminal,! A complete novelty In tho shape of a
ashat claaaof rtspeqtable , rogues who, purse Is a hollow cup ot silver or silver
uvjng ujeraaeiyes in tno score practice gut repousse work, to which is attached
of every species of villainy, are afraid to a crochet top with cords so that it can
give the slightest excuse for calling at- swing on the wrist. It does not swing,
tention to themselves. Depend upon it, however, but Is caught up In the palm
no woman is so severe on the frail as tha of the hand. This purse Is intended for
faithless wife. She is obliged to follow change required for frequent use, and Is
Sakepeare:s maxim, " Affect a vlrtu, really tnoet lngmUoiv and. cosTSBiisitf or
A HtwTccUM rtonMhold Itemsty.
'tTalTWMllr ppUr Imhm of lul medietas!
mutt. Fur twm:uiuoaaiIiMuyiu&M.SGnBtor
weaknesses, no rasUer haw GMUea er hew MTere.
wfidoh stUdk the hiuaeo body, ui remedy In the wctld
beo prompt-and UMravh la relievta. eating sad re-
etonof as uw uoe j-iasies.
Hn.lltlto.l
end V
is sal
07 UCI I'LA-STECS ewer hem er Irritate.
iryeesaflef Spploae DOWi TOO 11 feel hspplef to.
coofruw. tels good the aumeet pat en.
ire sold br
iaio tftklnsT
PNprietotfl
'ellelti4 TfStUeoer ef tfeemeeede of people,
I the oiHwuntu iocnujtinc seje oi tbuse piutbrs,
mple ptvolel the txaui c4 this ssftsrUtm.
BUT SEE tlERE. He. I'U.i
ell men farina nj.leni Dontu ewii
eiifaetitete w trakjtl u Hignslnrs of
will be UMUtd on tbe gouulB toads.
HOPPLASTCH Co.. PriOFairroam. BOSTON.
JUapstww wees pee eev. AUt etjnswiert d.ilre
Th Grave Gets Tlreel Tawnlnc,
ssemlngly, fsr certain wretobatl invalids who
toddle tesbly along! thoagh always loo king-a,
If they were gelng to die, but omitting; to do It.
Tost dry up, wither, dwindle awai tiasllr, bat
la tbe meantime never hiring robust has, Jtb,
know nothing of llie pbjilcsl enjoyment, tee
est f that eilittnoe to -which tliey ollngwlth
inch remarkable tenacity. Thev are always
to tx.fooud trying to mend br tinkering at them,
selrtiultb some trashy remedy, tenlo or "pleks
mo up" to site a nlllp to digestion, or "help the
Href." Ii moli misguided folks would- resort
indtdbeftto Hoite'ttr's Utomseh Hitters It'
would be well wltb them. This superb lnvlg-
01 snt supplies tbetttmiiis, that the Isebl re
quite, by perBsTnebtly reinforcing digestion asd
isimtIsUou. It ovtretnes nervoulaess, in
semala, msMs, kdney complsluts, bllloaiasH
Near riillndelplila.
School Opcnti HvpMOth,
Yeartr Gxponsq, 8500.
Quarterly Paru..i,Sl"-.5.
Admits and r luiIRct yount men and boyj at anr lime fits diem tar Batlneu. any Cotlnee, Polj-technU
Scbtxil.fer Writ I'olrt o Annar.li Advancwl claims In fhnki, fhirniry. Sunfirit, 1'lectrical t-c
tlril Hninneerinir, CUssi I, MitlicMnAtlcs.cte. One of tt- berttsKiuJot uiA bell mariatTed Schod All
ituJenu board with th frliulpal I eachen att men and graduate ff Rrat-cUu t ollnm Fine buildiiifi ; alng! ot dotib a
athletic, etc Gymnasium Spetial xivtunitles fr aiK mdcnw tt ad vanre rarMir Yrivih tutimiier anil t-eoal drill tor bat I
ward Una 1'alnm, ir ituVn may neleci an ituri.ef r a trMne.. 'oll"K fiMrs'nrv. LlsHtiiea!, oi Cirll-hnidnecric,
course, hyslral and Chrrnlral laboratory Prw.tirl Itiilin ipantnett with 1eletfri by. Wruiaiv!. 1 j-wTaipg
e- etc. More fully suptied ith ipi4U'u than any ! .uMec enliit v-honl aiedta idmy itTonl ery hona
,..., m iushiwi e)ini mi; Miinuigi riscuriiiro i .jwri errciT cava ! rietisin tiiiHti i.ir aural alio jisji
ellli? si j CB,vJ5 ni " w an uet. swumr u ttWK i uipoc. a u.
ws(vyiicswtr. oicw, rs- uinuitu i ui u&Ili.
tilarvartl tsunuAie), lfiii.ipfll
$!. e Year
is the price of the Advo
cate lor 52 weeks
DlfAOQUAniTED WITH THE QBQ0RAFIT7 OF TUB COUNTRY, WILL ODTAOT
MUOH VAHJABU3 DfFOEMATlON 7B0M A STUDY OT THX3 MAP OF
W. L. DOUGLAS
$3 SHOE
FOR
CENTLEMBM.
Fine Celt. Hpiitt Laced Grain nnd Cree4
moor Wntcriiroof.
hosl in inn world. Mnnunv me
SS.00 OBMIINB HANl-HiaVKI H1IOB.
Be.00 IIAND-SKWI!1 WKI.T H1IOK.
StS.GO POMCK AND PAltMKItN' 8IIOB.
IIZ.OO l.A iltrt VAMir. I'Al.r BIIMI?;.
fti WmtKINIlMKN'K HIIOES.
B2.00 nml 1.1K llOVS' SCHOOL. HUOB
All msle In Congress, Button end Lace.
$3&$2 SHOES ufrjsls.
S1.7S SHOE rOIl MIBSEH,
Vlest MetnrlM. Ttrst Btvlx. Best Flttln.
Yl. x.. rjouglas, Brocktoiv Mass. Sold J
Adam Mohrkam &on, Agents,
LKIIIOIITON.
THE CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY.
Including main linos, branches and extensions East and West of the
Missouri River. Tbo Direct Route to and from Chicago, Jollet, Ottawa,
Peoria. La Salle, Molina, Hook Island, In ILLINOIS Davenport, Muscatine.
Ottumwa, Oskaloosa, DooMoinea.WlnterBot, Audubon Jlorlan.ond Council
Bluflb, In IOWA Uinneanollo and Bt. Paul, In MINNESOTA Watertown
and EUpus Falls, In
ond
d Sic
Miasouni-
XlULLjIllllOUn, W1UUIH1, XlUMUVlllO, AUHOIIO, vv 04., ... AAliaU fUtta
ureoic, liing-ustior. jfort Bono, in tne imiiiah 'i-siucituiii-ana uoioraao
Springs, Denvor, Puoblo, In COLORADO. FEEB Rncllnlnn; Chair Cars to
and Irom Chicago, Caldwell, nutchlnson. and Dodg;o City, and Palaco Sleep
ing Cars between Chicago, Wichita, and Hutchinson. Traverses new and
vast areas of rich farming and grazing lands, affording tho best facllltloa
of Intercommunication to all towns and cities east and west, northwest
and southwest of Chicago, and Pacific and tmnsoceanlo Seaports.
MAGNIFICENT VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS,
Leading all comoetltoi s in splendor of equipment, oool, wall ventilated , and
r j- . . in. . V- r ....... Di.IImbh llln . T3" Tl T. L n..llHlni.
Chair Oars, and It
Tina M nlna ilinnnl! 1
sua xopoKa. Dpiencuu uixung
oui-s) west of Missouri River.
and Toneka. Bplendld Dining
furnishing meals at seasonable hoursl west of Missouri River.
rnla Bxcurslons dally, with CHOICE OF ROUTES to und from Gait
atels ifurnlshmg
nallHii-nla. Tllirniirsrr
Lalia, Ogdon. Portland, Los Angelee, and San Pranctsoo. The DIRECT
LINE to find from Pike's Peak, Manltou, Qarden of the Qq&u, the Sanltort
time, and Hconlo Qrandoura of Colorado.
VIA THE ALBERT LEA ROUTE,
i ana
Solid Express Trains dally between Chicago and Minneapolis and St, Paul,
Tuiionuu ueoiinipg cnair cars luuiatij 10 ona irom inoeopoinia ana
iaa city. Tnrougo unbir uor ana uieepar oocween l"onn, cspintiBKo,
Sioux Palls, via Book Island. The Favorite Uno to Pipestone, Water-
vrithTt
u.ons
unit I
town, Sioux Falls, and the Summer Ro sorts and Hunting and Fishing
Qroundo of the Northwest.
THE SHORT LINE VIA SENECA AND KANKAKEE offers facilities to
travel between Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Lafayette, and Council Bluffs, St.
Joseph, Atohieon, Leavenworth, Kansas City, Mlnnoapolls, and Bt, Paul.
For TickeU, Maps, Folders, or desired Information, apply to any Ticket
Office in the United States or Canada, or address
E. ST. JOHN,
. GttsralXsasftsi
JOHN SEBASTIAN,
QU1QA.Q O, UU Oeti'l VUkH Psss. Aff.it.
ESS?
RNE(oL0ns1HAT
.ilEI'JlEOMU i
)"r,WflRH OUT
? Nor Fads
ONLV
5
Sold bydruggistS
Al.HH
rF.F.nLKSs nnoNzr. i-aists-o coisrs,
PKERLKSH LAUNDRY III.IIINO.
' PKEULGSS INK POHDEILS - (Kinds T Coisrs.
PEKULKSS HIIOK AND llAHMXS DUKSelSO.
PKEllLKSa tUU 11IKJ-3 Colors.
$20FaYoriteSin2el
Sewlnq Machine.
HIGH AllM $25.00.
Each Machine lias a drop leaf,
fancy covtr, two large drawers,
with nickel ring, and a full set
of Attachments, equal to any Sis
per Machine cold from S40 t
$60 by Canvavsers. Atrial in your home be
fore payment is asked. Buy direct of the Manu
facturers and save agents' profits besides getting
certificates of warrantee for five yean. Send for
testimonials to Co-operative Sewln)Maoblc(
Co., 269 S. nth St., Philadelphia, Pa.
OTE FAT rUEJ.tlIIT.-En
pATARRH
I We here a remedy that wilt CURE CATARRH.
BRONCHITIS and ASTHMA. Our faith Ism
strong that ve wm semi treatment oa trial.
Send for Treatise and full particulars. Address,
The Hill Chemical Co., 3860 Falrmoiiiit At., PMU., Tt
or Falling Sicinss
CAN ba CURED.
W. will SENn FREE bv
mall a tare. TRIAL BOTTLSj
.... . . .... nn U m, DON'T
SUFFER ANY LONGER I GlrePotlO.
fiee. Sute and County, nJ Ate plalnlf.
Address, THE HALL CHEMICAL CO.,
So Falnnounl Avenue, Philadelphia,!.
riTS
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Wr m H
1
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rld. Oar tciUtiMu
MY
tbt world. ur rmciliUMu
nequtlml, tut4 lo lntr4M
aprfor rooda t will K4rf)
IOOII riKSAsT la MCh Uttlttr,
eatt,bov. Oalr wko WTttu
to na tt one can tntvk tor H
RSthacbaiic AllTbTtUdtt
nturo la to itaow oar rdg 14
c; t&oa wno can royr "fbn
m ud thoit (round 70. Tm bt
""irtQiilair ef tbla dnrttittBa
hwi th aU mt tbt Uit
Tba fbllwta( nt firt tbt tppttrtnet tflt rtdkcta tt
tUat th flfttatb ptrt Ita balk. II 1 t vraiia. dMblt lat talt
Mopt.ai Itrra tt Mr to rtnr. IT will tlao abow 701 bow )
at mtk t from 83 t 8 1 U 1U7 tt from lb tUrwftb.
tat tiptritac. Bttttr writt tt one, ffi jty t ti prtu tnra.
4irMa U. ILLUeKTT CO,, UoxHbO, WMUID, bUlT
$1
13 WEEKS.
Tho POLICE GAZETTE will be mailed
eeurely wrapped, to any address in th Uni,
ed States for three months on receipt of
One Dollar.
IJberal dl-couut nllnwed to nmtniastera
crttliiK tin clulu. Haniplo miiles mailed free,
Address i'l orders !' llK'llAI(I) K VOX.
May XMOll FuankmN BqVakb, N. V,
ELY'S CATARRl
Cream Balm
Cleanie s the
Nasal Fassau'es,
AllaJs Fain ana
Inflammation
Heals the Sores-
Restore! the
Sense of Taste and
Smell.
TRY THE CURB AY-EE VCR
A parttrle U anpllfd Into ech notrll and is
aifrti'iiWe. I'rico CO tents t drugslsts; bymallj
rfjilHtered. GOets.
ELY llltOTUHItS, 50 Warrtn KU, Sew Tor,
august 17, 1880
Wi'iCHIVl DH"' rii
IP?
For 18S0,
Some people agree with The Run's opinions
about men mill tliiiikn. xiid some people dont;
but pveobwl) llki'6 to get bold of tbe newspaper
which Is never dull and never afraid to speak
Its niluU.
Democrats Anow that fnr twenty years Tnn
8ux has foiiKh: 111 tlw fiont line fur Democratic
principles, nevtx waierlug or weakening in ita
loyalty to tho true luU iesU of the party it serre
wlth fearless lutrlllKenru anil disinterested vit
or. At times oiilnh.ni haye dllfered as to (he,
best meausof accomplishing the common pure
poje; It Is not TiiK sl n s fault If It lias seen fur
ther Into the millstone.
Klghteen tmndrejl and ninety It the. yeartbat
will probably deteruilne the result of tbe Pre)
dentlal election of IMl, ami perhaps the fortunes
pf the Democracy for the rejt of, the century
Victory In 19W l a duty, ami the beglnalnt ef
1 e Is the best time to start out III company wltb!
TiiiMun.
Dally, per monlh .". e.M
Dally, er year e.os
Sunday, per year 2.00
Dally and Sunday, iwr year (.o
Dally awl Sunday, per I'loulli...., 0.10
Weeltly Sun.oiwvear IN
Address TUB SUN, New York. '
fllf circulution is growing
mJ LLL because wo furnish
all the latest local news in the
but styl Auofflt us.