CRISP CONDENSATIONS. It it proponed to light up horses' head with electrlo light during fogs in London. There are 400,000 persons In England In occupations dlreotljr oonneded vrlth the sea, Skulk) of Roman soldiers, the teeth being perfect, have bee j discovered In the chalk at Follutona, Norfolk, Eng land. Tho discovery on a Tiji plantation of ( an antidote to tho banti in, j!".vw. will, It U extracted, prove most v.du.'ji . . f'l tropical countries. Tho electrlo light has found a curious mo in Russia orthodox Russia, of all countries via., for illuminating saintly Images in cathedrals. Foreign engineers report that at tho present rate of sinking the northern coast of France will, in a few centuries, be completely submerged. Copies of rare books and editions are now manufactured in Germany and Franco by means of a chemical process. The facsimiles are good, but their dura bility la unoertaln. In London there are about 1,400 shops and factories for the supply and sale of musio and musical instruments, while in the provinces there are nearly 0,600 pro fessors of musio and musio traders. Tho 8,000 new blocks erected in Rome, and the eighty-two miles of splendid sow streets, have so changed the capital of Italy that it is scarcely to be recog nized by those who Tisltod it twenty years ago. The oldest locomotive engineer in New England, if not In the United States, is Thomas W. Capron, who has been in tho active and continuous service of the Now York, Providence and Boston rood in co 1853. In autumn huge baskets of snails for sale may bo seen in the Lisbon fruit market. In Madrid and other wealthy Spanish cities as many as fifteen differ ent kinds may sometimes be counted on the slabs of the dealers. Lady Dufferin, in her notes on India, says: "Tho Burmese women are great Eersonages and play a great part in their ouseholds. They choose their own hus bands and divorce them when they like, retaining their own property and all that they have earned. They are at liberty to marry again, whether as widows or divorcees." The rcdeooration of the famous corri dor in Windsor castle has been completed at a cost of many thousands of pounds. The work has been constantly in progress all the year except when the queen has been at the castle. One set of roso china, in a single one of the cabinets in this cor ridor, is valued at 80,000 ($160,000). At the upper end of the corridor is a bust of Gordon, close to which is his pocket Bi hl inclosed in crystals. DOINGS OF ROYALTY. Queen Louise, of Denmark, the mother of the princess of Wales, has just passed her 72a birthday. The crown princess of Brazil was the last royal personage to receive the golden rose from tho pope. Tho queen of Roumania wrote a drama called "Ulvanda" and composed a song whuo undergoing the massage cure. Queen Victoria has taken more inter est in the Brazilian revolution than in any other public ovent of recent years. Her majesty the Empress of Germany hears the musio in the Frankfort Opera Opera house through tho telephone in ner private parlor, The queen regent of Spain id an early riser, and is often seen in tho garden of the palace with the little kinz at 7:30, She dines at 8 in the evening and retires The Empress Frederick has become an enthusiastic arcbssological scholar in Athena She has Dr. Schliemann super intend her studies, and with him has visited both Olympus and the ancient rums or Mycemo, Tho late king of the Warromangas, on Australian tribe, was a boy of 10, 0 feet 0 Inches in height, and had for several years been a guide to an oxplorer named Lindsay, to whom he was much at' tached. When he became king last year ne reiused to take bis royal rank. Tho Prince of Monaco, who recently married tho dowager duchess of Riche lieu, has more old French titles than ho has: toes on his feet. His bride is enor mously wealthy, and the princo can now indulge every wish. Palaces, pictures and poetry are his chief fads, and ho ares more for romance than roulette. FOREIGN FUR FADS. The new sealskin capes have triple folds of the fur and a turned down collar. The new dolmans, whether of plush. velvet or seal, have very long, square ends in front, but are quite short at the bacr. Both beaver and otter will be largely used as trimmings, as well as in capes and the long flat boas that will again bo worn this winter. med with natural njitralrriAn. nnrt ilmmf as well when the fur is dyed black. Hats ana muiis are maae to match the fur on tho dress, and even bonnets have a little 01 it nurouucea in order to bring them into narmony wtin ine costume TJrPAAAA arA Ha rmirli MmmnJ uw -.u M.utiuuu niw Astrakhan this winter, whether in its natural tint of gray or in black. Bands . . . . . . vi me lur are mtroaucea upon the skirts, na oiners or less width trim the bodices the latter are often scarcely more than i tern or border, though the collar Is al ways wide and protective. Sealskin coats are made in the smoking jacitei snaps, wnicn nas proved so popu lar. On a Ada dav trtAv enn Km wav. thrown open, and on a cold one they are M . I I . - iiuicueu in a moment across the chest, where the fur is then double. Others are l-ng enough to reach to the hem of the dress, but these are only appropriate to midwinter, and even then are too heavy . . If I TT .. . . uti wuiuiig in. natter anr. furrier. Worthy Ohltnta.' Clara Pugs are cute littlo things, but waai are inev gooa xorr Ethel Whv. Clara. I'm etonliw1 Good for? Nature meant them to be trie reclnlents of thn ntTM'.Hnn wV.lr.1, f j ' w- ovvtvft might otherwise have lavished on mere Another Victim. "I notice by the papers," remarked Larkin, "that many of our greatest men are troubled with a tendency to obe- "Yes." renlled Snooiwr. "I find that am getting fat myself." Clothier and i f uniuacri Not the Doc' Day. "Is that dog of yours dead?" asked the to amp. "Yes." "Then I will take some of that saus age, Revenge Is sweet. Last year he bit me. This year ohl" Munsey's Weekly. A Clincher. Young Wife Charley, darling, are you perfectly satisfied with married life? Young Husband (enthusiacticallr Well I should sav uo. Whv. If you mm die to-morrow I belle re I would get Jury. SEEKING INFORMATION. A3 YYantad to Know Bow They lVookad, to Other People nnd round Oat. ' "See that party over there?' said a very seedy tramp to business man, m he pointed to a hard looking specimen of humanity across tho, street "I see that rocky looking chap over there," replied the business man. "What is your best judgment of him from general appearances?" "1 should take him to be a very good man to fight shy of." "Wouldn't take him to be a well to do, easy going business man?" "I should say not." "Don't strike you as a capitalist who has visited your town with a view to lo cating a large manufacturing esubiisu mentf" "He strikes me as a beat," - "Think he Isn't tho representative of an English syndicate In search of a brewery" He may be in search of a saloon." 'If you should see two men Ilka him together would you suppose they had arrived In town to found a college or to Invest their money in property on a speculation?" "I should think they were a coupio or dizzy bums who ought to bo run In on general principles." 'Thank you very muoh. you see, the party over tho way Is my partner. We were curious to know just what eort of an impression wo were making as wo journeyed along, and I excused myself to run over and put to you a few ques tions. You have answered with direct ness and conciseness, and I will report progress. Good day." New York World. A Bene Trad. A eentleman seeing two sharpers, and wishing to too wVhp, made the best bar gain, called one: "How much did you sell the horse for, Sam?" "Five dollars, sir." "Oh,'Sam, how could ydu do tha'tT Oh. the horse is lame, sir." The gen tleman called, tho other: '"How could you buy that , horse? It is lame and in curable." "Never you mind; it is only the bad shoeing that makes it lame." The gentleman called Sam again: "Sam, the horse is not lame, only badly shod." "No, sir; I onlyliod It badly shod to do-, celve the buyer," The gentleman spoke to the other again: "Say, the shoe was badly put on to deceive you." "You never mind, sir" hesitating "I paid him with a counterfeit bill." Dominion Illustrated. A Wise Bird. Customer I've been 'cheated. I thought you said this parrot would talk. Bird Fancier No, sir. What I said was that he had been brought up in the company of learned men, and was full of philosophy and scholarship. Of course, he don't talk. Mere idle words have no attraction for him. Cut he's a remark able parrot because he's a great thinker. Munsey's Weekly. Describing f.ua Accident. McCorkle There was a terrible shook, which threw every passenger into the aisle. When we recovered ourselves and went forward we found that our train and another had had" McCraokle (helping him to a word Telescoped. McCorkle No: collide-oscoped, Drake's Magazine. She VTaa an Old Campaigner. Charles I see, Maud, you have put my photograph in a place of honor. Maud xes: 1 always ' reserve this place for the man I am engaged that is I meant to say And it took her half an hour to ex plain away that unlucky speech and re store oonuaenoe. ouoy. Ilia Bright Dope. Actor Lend me a dollar, Brown. Brown I should be glad to lend it to you, my dear boy, if I thought you would be able to pay it back, but Actor Able to pay It back! Why, man, in the third act I steal a hundred thousand dollars in gold. Pick Me Up. Onramu of a Different Strips. "How do, Freddie? Stwolllng outT "Yes." "Ah, say! come and call on the De Silvers." "Carn't, ol' chappie. Pve on moh stwolllng not mah 'sitting down twouc era," Munsey's weekly, A Mockery of Juttet, A baseball player was recently given ft gold watch for stealing bases, and from the same town we hoar that a bicyclist has been given four months for stealing a bicycle. Is justioe a failure? wheelman's Gazette. Be Wy Too nun In BaslUU. Gabley Oh, yes, I read French, but I do not speak it, I'm afraid of my ac cent, you know. Wiggins What capital company you would make for a Frenchman. Munsey's weekly. 8tndnt Baeked Antiquity. Wiggins (rubbing himself) You seem to be a great admirer of antique furni ture, KTieno uidboy. Oldboy Why, yeej that chair, for in stance, that you've been sitting in. It was formerly my great-rrandf albert. Wiggins I don't doubt it. It feels as If It might have killed off four genera Uoasl Texas Sifting. MEN YOU HEAR OF. Seernta of A errf neilhir JammUI. Rusk has become a great friend of the new uninreo minister. Cardinal Bonaparte, one of the oldest sneuoera 01 roe oacreq college, is nephew of the great emperor. Lord Wolseley is said to bo much ax noyed because his American critics do not regard bun as a great warrior. The late Professor Volckmann, th fa. raoua surgeon of Halle, Germany, in troduced the antisaptio system of treat ing wound. Dr. Lrman. of North Carelln h been appointed to the chair of medical classic in the Baltimore university school of medicine. D' Albert, the oslebrated pianist, b crazy on the system of woolen clothing. He wears wool night and day, and would eat it It it were edibl. Frederick Erupp, the head of the great metal and gun foundry, has ettabllthod a fund of (100,000 to enable bis employ ea to build their own houses. Baron Nathaniel de Rothschild's (hoot ing party at Schlllersdorf, In Upper Austria, bagged 2.SS0 braot of phftatat, J.800 hares and 10 team U BvtcULj to ij TOSSfjySjaj 4sjvs When jour hear a man say he has a ' bad wife Jutt ask him what he has dene to make her a good one? In some house where boarder are kept the weakness of the coffee Uoitenoff- ict by the strength of the butter. Caution In credit ne. reserve Inipeak Ine. and revealing one's self to very fe are the best securities both of peace and a lood nnderstandlng with the world and inward peace of our own minds. Subscribe for thl paper only one dol lar a year. HBckUa's Araiea Balve. BTh BEST Halve In the world for cuts, bruise;, lores, ulcers, salt rhe'im, fever sores, tetter, happed hands, chilblains corns ana all skin eruptions, and positively cures plies, or no pay required. It Is guaranteed to giro perfect satis action, or inoncy refunded, rrlce 23 cents pel uox. For tale by ItKBfiR druggist When the ladv of the bouse gives a Copenhagen party the gentleman of the house ha no business down town that evening. A Bound Legal Opinion. K. Balnbriage. Munday Esq., County Attr.. 'lav Co.. Tex. ay i "Hare used Hlectrio lilt ers with most happy results. My brother also ras very low with Malarial Ferer and Jaunfllce nit was cured by timely use of this medicine m Satisfied Klectrlc Bitters saved his lite," Mr. D. I. Wllcovson, ol Horse Care. Ky addf . itb tnatimnnv. vinip. lift nosltlvelr believes ihathe would bare died, had It not been foi Electric Bitters. , A inis great renicay wiu Si,Sj til Malarial Diseases, ana lor u muuer, ind Stomach Disorder stands unequaled. l'rlce - . - .. mi DDIltflliarinlMtnm. Gontlos are not egotistical. They find more pleasure In talking of others than ol them selves. IS CONSrjMPTION INCTJBABI.'ET Head the following i Mr. 0. n. Morris, New- irk, Ark., says: "Was down with abscess ol Lungs, and friends nnd phyoions pronouncw ne an Incurable Consumptive. Segantsklw Dr. King's tfewTJIscovery for Consumption, an iow On my third bottle, and able to oversee tht vork on my farm. It Is the finest medicine etei nade." Jesse Mlddlowart. Decatur, Ohio, says: "liar t not been for Dr. King's New Discovery foi Vinanmntlon T CT li I d have died Of Mint fVAnhlM. Vaplvpn tin bv doctor. Am DOT n ben of health." Try Ft. Sample bottle fret it HBUKll lirngsiorc. "In the swim" of society the codflsl aristocracy ibould be able to bold tbeli iwn. HALF A gllWPTK, FIjEASB. Though you were a Jay Gould or a Vanderbilt, it Is worth thirty seconds of your time to learn that " Ideal " Tooth n. twill timMrM vriiir tfteth from deday, and by so doing save dentists Dill ana Hours oi ngonj iruin juur uiu .nm tl, tnntlianlm. Dr. R. K. Gieb- nar Pit . un! " When I flrt beean ...J. KM.nl li Tnnlh TnwW T rnnlrt not use a brush on my teeth on account of injuring the gums. Can now use as stiff a brush as obtainable with impun ity. It has also hardened the enamel of ny testa. Never take the last train when you can help It, says Dr. falmaee. Much o) the tronble In llfo is cansed by the fact that people in tbtir engagements wait till the last minute. forced to 1eavo Horn. Over 60 people were forced to leave theli homes vesterdav to call for a free trial pack ago of Lane's Family Medicine. If yont ulood Is bad, your liyer and kidneys out oi irder. if vnu are conBtitiated and have head iche and an unsightly complexion, don't fall to call on any druggist to-day lor a jrei namptc ui vais grauu reuivu. xue iaun praise it. Everyone likes it. Large slici package 50 cents. None are so fond of secrets as thost who do not mean to keep them; such per sons covet secret as a spendthrift does money, for the purpose of circulation. Interested Fcople. Advertising a patent medicine in the pe iiliar hut in which the nroDnetor o Kemp' Balsam for Coughs and Colds doe- is indeed wonderful, lie authorizes al druggists to give all thoso who call for It u ample bottle free, that they may try it be lore purchasing. The large bottles, are 50 ind 1.00. We certainly would advise a trial. I. may ave you from consumption. We can all give good advice, but con stant vUUancs will hardly Insurers setting a goo d example half thelimo. Heart Dlseaao. If you get short of breath, have flutter ine, paitl in side, faint or hungry 'spells, swollen ankles, etc., you have heart tilt ease, anddon't fall to take Dr. Miles' New Cure. Sold at Blery or Thomas' drug stores. Don't go back on your friends when yon're In luck, nor give away your umbrel la because the sun shines. A good many people know the value of a dollar who do not realise tbo value of a hundred cents. Why Should I Not hayo confidence in that which has done me a world of good: If you had suneret years with livei complaint and got cured i using Sulphur Bitters, would not von Ux hive confidence- in them? J, R. Nash, Hotel Winthrop, Boston, If every man would mind hit own bush nets, there would be a'h'eap lets'' jar n the world, Nothlnp In tho TVIdo World so Good. I was afflicted with kidney disease. ' Dr. aenneuy p r ayorue , jwpjeuy, oi itt)DUOuit N. Y I lay it with a perfect recollection of all that was done forme besides, is the only thing that gave me permanent relief.' 1 have recoil mended thinned! ine tommy people for kidney disease and they all igree sa lug tl at i( has not it equal in the d wor,d for this complaint. Lymn Wtwloro, Jjruggut, npnngheld, Idas, Shallow men are generally despised, but you have less to dread from a shallow man than a deep one. The brtath of ehront ettarrh patlsat Is ef.cn 10 offenilT that h btcomts noJot t dlisust. After a tlm nletratlon sets la, th spongy bon ar attacked and frtqoenily an. tfrlr dsstreyed. A constant tourc of dlMon. fart u tho dtlpplBf f tho paruUnt steretlons tate th throat, sometltatl produclns; Inrtttrat bronchitis, which InlU torn has bun th axelU iDteauseof pulmonary dlstsse. Th brilliant reialti whlen taav atUnded Its ui for years ui prvpor y OMiguaio uj uiud iiaua a dj nrth host and only cur. "Now for the opening of the fall cam paign," was what the serpent said to him self when he observed Eve approaching the tree of knowledge, undsr whose branches be was lying. An Intelligent parson whtn hurt will at one prorur a betll of ealvatlon OIL It It th Vott thing to our twdltngt. boras or.wonnds. All druggists soil It at twenty-arc cent a bottl. Dr. Hull's OoughSjrup ihoiild b keptlnetory lanwy. & pi:gbi ooHga, II unonecaea, IS onoa the forornnnorof eoninmntlon. lino dotflof tkla wuoJrfulruJloln hat reieuod many from XU3 Children are the bud, girls the early blossoms, and women the flower of God's creation. The worst feature about catarrh It its dangerous tendency tocouumptlon. Hood's Rartapanlla cure catarrh by purifying the blood. - In England they call elections to fill ytcancles, "by elections," It Is strongly tatpected that torn of the election to fill vacancies In tbl country are buy elections. The wall of the epicure: When I see waltsrs wait on each other I sossttlsaM rs aret tbtt J aja et a yaitfr. Cora) Liver Oofoplalnt, ousAgttv I A V A flfllD UnM.Cotlre- AMuUngggtt PHHHI and all delicate Female Com plaints, aola. everywhere, rnoo cents. QHEXEKAWNE Fragrant! tsk Lasting 1 The LeadlngPerfume forlhe Tolletand HandKerctiler. Sold by all dealers. Prloo 26 eta. Salvation Oil WW Prle$ mil St rt: tcU tjr mUnnltU. Will reliera Rhoumatiim, Neuralgia, Srelwgt,F,Tjires,Lumbago,$prains, Headacho, Toothache, Soret, Burnt,. Wounds, Cuts, Scalds, Backache, Frottbites. Chapped Hands and Face, Gout, oi mny bodily pain or ailment. nururtAmrt rtOOS, Tht Crtat iatfOjfiN l,Ht.iir tlittf.rtlet lO CU. At ttuggllll. OnoortboBag) " BK"i'.i.6t5 siopjBrffl the world. Omt fttciUVM trt IMIMlH, ftd I. UlrdM u HrMiit W,wwiiiB4raBt Mkbert. ObI Um who wrtM l tl 111 BUfc W t lh dull. AU m U di It E?VCPwlDI ralmm U l ihw M t!t.MI k Mftlt Mi Cf IB lal. . TBI fiUrriBg bbi fint ,pimN f II rtmj .l.. ,B. BMafV ri mt lu bulk, ll U B BTtB. 4rBtl ill 111) MOBB.U iBItlBI II MIT I. HIT. Wt WlU lllllJl ktW ! nail, INaSauSlOllirll I Mil, (na Ik. lUn.wllk. BKl BBWIIB. BHr Writ. BI ..... WcBBf!! llBnBIBhkftBB. aUnlo,n.iULUrTkU., , nnu,Bi: Jha Best and Purest Medicine fttv RVBP. MADE. J5fk.TtwllldrlTe tba llnmorfromyonr t. -Cis.B7tcra. Bd make your skin 4.' M8svclean and tmooth. Tboae 111 . Jrb r JVlmpiti ana iiotcneM fT1 , J&j Sj&Lwlso and use v-Vi.r" . T ftk. . " 'il k.nner, n -5- v ' ". -7.:Sk. .. . mi .rnf,il. Ituthn'lL.Sf .. V. i TouwlUaCUfled. Jb,. "1 a 1 Mt? vArtf 13 noHWArr. GctitatDkce rr T-nn an nffertnir from Kid ner Disease, and wlh tollve old aire, use SULTHUlt Bl IXTEltS I racy never wi v ihuit. Send S '2-oent stamps to A. P. Ordway & Oo Boston, Ma., for best medical work published? .OOB HEW . fittna tjivv, WMM WHH. a wrBtw !BMh UdiM taWct-iw. 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AflsV T tB-r svl, It yot wtwl4 Hkj t w ts wwk for &, ra t mtm tnm 9W U, S0 Vr wtMk .d sowar. liituZ Uaaoa aft Co.. U.zHll. JL-rUMidf MmimZ A 8KATTN0I IKTKPtUUBS.' "S4t sioothn ftp t "." "It tenanT t b wiiBfy f otiBvage OBebars beoU Ski ttjrf tn W watetied tk tmoeta nwiuntaln nmgss I luU s4s okMVB-lm BkaUng urmr THat o proteaat aw Dst rtrer, Ul BBored spol whar uaw Toirtd A ffJth tbo aluald ntan ttvnt I" "And n w me ft," ndi tu, "la Umuib plM whan tftta w parttd, Zdw tlx olX Um hum hstOk kul Th word tkat Uti at Mem kBav-taWL" . Qwtft fall th jbbtwv Cron btt tnovtar "Spaak for yuiulf'-lf fx rtmwnber, Tbo triad bam tavtil ShM saa Maw auth, Ani Jut tltm long Wbr DombkI" "Aod dam irooxx kBnrt," ndd ha. 'Chang Uk th wtad or nuxuntr vttsiwl Toa moon 1 rt th nan reu , That ohono Bpo hr tuiwhie," "Ah, nor an Mis. "that ouptmor mooa VTr trlih a ladlaae n4U and tanatav WhDo this forg Um wanntl! e Joa la wUtar to aad tmmma Bpoaodor." "And doca that Btn tWomttr fit ki "la Ha wanitme; to rwirabir That dnon of Jaa eto m be fbloli SBct la OB eaUl Dooccaberf TtHir vy wdr "Tt, ern a," !t mmiS, wtrallfaBa Sow vlUi WBqgSiN. "Do xwi forjt CvoxxlMr otow Ktt la Sh tkat fistlm sartti-t" ut bn I a stay I"4 all bo, tWahhtg ber Dm with dMibt ami m mttr; "And If TV tun tApAtf ma, Whr pty at keptBs ea tacaT Wm"-bS trnOU, who nsfUr fktl iumtwsrislMrMt frtigl unttoia "I eld bo bbw, a fin, bnt-voll. Tn totsno'l n edtomtr eerttlar -Xa Mojoa Otco Oo4g, WU irmtv "Ah, swwl won"! to give til OOpMl. mlaj? Dlvn st bit hav Oi had t ate this blessed dar, savin'' a dhrlnk o wather, an that tae truta r J udje. TVhr B Bid Slot (tar, Yoang Fltepeter (walttna; for Miss Qusher to oome down) to Johnny Tour sitter has some very pretty flowers in the. bay window, Johnny. Johnny (who is always around) New you're talking, mister. Bhe told Miss Bustler yesterday that she'd Ilk to add you to the collection. Vtteneesr (delighted) Ah, how elererl What sort of flower did st propos to call mS Johnny A. monkey plant. When Miss dasher comes down to re odrn hr caller Johnny is alone, trying to tack the cat's tail to the floor. Drk' Magairtne. 7M11aatintanr ronDlnn. M According to my father's rules, Mr, Chstpkine, we' always adjourn here at la. It Is now one minute of." "Ah, indeedl Well, in accordance with legislative custom, Hiss Barrows, there beine some unfinished business be fore .the house, I will turn back the clock." Engagement announced next day. mmira scboec i fcot AoCOTttlntT h Kvjl. Tenehor How- many seed oils i there!- Bright Boy Ooitonseed, flaxsaed-and Unseed. Teacher Anv moret Grocer' Bmall Boy Th ore's ranaacd oil, ma'am. Teacher faints. Drk' Magasink War T the IbmIm. Ura, Ponn (eatering the room where her lig lord U wresiing with his rat tutinai scrap) Aro you shavingi Will- lam; William (spitttng ont a yard of soap)-. No, my dear; I'm blacking the stove. imdiljikl Inquirer . VrU Ur Alwaa. A mah who wos dwply im deb was sios unto dmth. "Ah," he sighed, "If I could only live until I bad para on my debta." "Humph f sisacred the doctor, blunt ly, "yon wans to live forever, do yoof Ilsxs BUtlags. Is a RnrtT, Oueae-r-Waitar, brinj; ma tt tnp of 00000. Waiter Pew will yon have tt, air; wetjlc'or :rW45T "I'd like It weak, but not week afttr next. Hurry It np." Texas Sifting, Ke WaaTftvw. "I tell yea," exclaim ed an mthtutastie Booth Dakottut, "our state Is without a peei. "Oh, yea are OTy mUtalsn," replied Mew York friend. "Too. have a Pierre for yur wpttal." Munswy's Weekly. Hi'. ToctuhuaWnd My deer, this bew olook of ours gives the whole room. too. Mrs. Yotxsghtsixand Watarmlly i it's tho only Mkla tfelag la 11 Jewlers Jut) Sat. VTjfttw The portniit Is vry fine, bat you tatasn, to bjivo devoted more time to tba hoc than tho fteco. Artiat Thaf so, Too. soo the hand) Jfy ever tb money , Taxes mttiagt, STb Hate m OBtmi mm, Otptatn Hardup Hullo, Edith, thona cur butoherl sirs. Hard'jp Hushl Come tjonir. tw hem beWdlnxrin hi horsid UU if we off and ttn.--H triiange. A (hUa KmtHf. "Too are'alwayo talkincr about a doo- aey, .yon don't mean mar" "What ails your There are manr doa- Jtoya beside you." Waao, Th Qrave Qt Tired Yawning, Siomlogly, fr rtaln wrtobd lorallili bp tcddlo fBbl7 aloDgitbosgb aiwayt looking a, If tboy wro golag to die, bat omitting to do It. Tbtv drx np, ullhor, dw(ndl away finally, bnt bi tbo mtaatlm nrr baring robust bo 1th, know nothing of ti pbysleal nJojmnt. tho zutf tktt txltUne to wktoh tby tllngwlth such rmarkab Uatoltj. TbfT an alway to b foend trjloi to mead.by tinkering at tbtttr stlTts wtb sob trashy rimtdr, Uala or "ploU toup"t glraa Blllp todlgBttton, of "htlp Hi Urtr." If asa mlgaldd folk woild rort and adhtr t nestttur riiooitk EitUrs It weald b vtll with tbim. This tapcrb lnrlg rtnt lupplttt Bhstatttna tbattb loobls r. qalr. Vy prssa4Btlr rtlafcrulDg dlgtitlos aad satltsllaUta. It ortreasi ntrTootasii, la. ainla, tsalul, Xlini oomp Itlnti, blltosts AT YOUR SERVICE With the best line of Oyer coats in Philadelphia ibr Mcn.Youths and Children. No matter what kind of an Overcoat you want you will find it here made in our well-knowri reliable way, at the lowest prices. A. C.Yates & Co., liRDQBIt UUILD1NO, Sixth and Ohoatnut, Philadelphia. mm R-OrPOSITE L. BANK STREET, - - LEHIGHTON, Pa Has just opened an entire new line or LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! CoraDrisintr all tho vcrv latest stvlns in WTiit-o ClnnAn a. toons, Prints, Ginghams, Marseilles, Seersuckers' and Fancy Dress Patterns of (he very hest qualities at exceed big low prices. Q-rocenes, Provisions, Crockery ware.Glassware JV ood and Willoware of the hest makes at low, figures. Cloths Oassimera, Hats, Boots, Shoes and Eeady made Olothing in great variety and at prices with m he read of all purchasers prices fully as low as the same goods can hi bought for at any other general store in this vicinity. Carpets, Oil-clotho, Lamps and Pictures in grea variety and of best quality at Rock Bottom Prices. Best quality of Plonr and Peed at prices lully as low as thi same articles can be purchased elsewhere. A car load of coarse salt has just been received the price V been marked down to the verv lowest notnli. All goods of the very best quality and are being sold at prict s equally as low as the same goods can bought at any general sune iu uiis section, oan ana ue convinced. ltesppctliuly, July 823-71 M0S REiaEL. BRIGG'S HEADACHE TOR IN ITS NERVOUS, BILLIOUS, OR CONGESTIVE FORMS. This Remedy Is the prescription of one of the leading physicians of Paris, Franco and wasuspd by lilni with unparallaled success foroer thirty jears.and nas llrst Khen to the Public as a proprietary medicine In 1878. and sinco that time It has found Its vra Into almost every country on the face of the Rlobe, anil become a fnvoriie remedy with thousands of tbo leading physicians. Medical societies have discussed Its marvelous suc es at their auuual cotiyentlo'ns, and after their official chemists have analjzcil It and found that It contained no opiates, bromides, or other harmful iDBredlenls. quietly Dlaaau it amoncr ttii.tr BtjinHftr rpmftloj n Elizibktii, N. J June 28, 1880 ' This is to certify that I have used forlorn months with much satisfaction, tho combination of remedies, lor Ilraiuche, known as Brine's Headschn Trorhea. Th rptnprlv nirM inn.. aehts especially such as eOect Nervous Women thlt certificate will I be the means of bringing it -uiv, a iuiii ieoi iuii i uj 9 unao iuem a sorvice. jj. n, BHOWN, M. D. Sold by all Druggists, or sont by Mail on receipt of Prlco, ELIZABETH, W. J. Atiuil Sl.'SJ. Naar Fhlladelphla, Heueel Op Tearlr Expenai Qaarisrlr 4.1.1? f ?E,?'i? I'I V TT' I I School, for well I oJr.t . ABBBDollt. xi...ei Himm in s, 830O. ii.i JStX'iCiFtt4 . Tcb" " BIM BH(i BTlrloBlr, of lllKlUl . Ollf Kl l,llUlmCI , lIllMl Ml 1Vh l pSn.. L.S lu'l,,IlitlnfBptt.Unit.lil..ii-er,rdlT mnirtut. rlnrlnj'4.mdril ftjfbBcr ZTfK-i lVf?"? BBritudln.rTB ' "PIIU) in Ita. BB - wSSSsX tSS ,duc1,"iB4tii tx.iml.lo,.. I- lprtr -..,, t i,in:4ai, al Iflucmco, $1. a Year onAOQtixnrTBD WITH TUB OBOOQAFHT OF THE 00UNTK7, WILL OBTJtnT UUOH TAL7ASLB INrOHMATIQSf TBOM A STUDY 01 THIS MAP OF THE CHICAGO. ROCK ISUND & PACIFIC RAILWAY, Xncludlncr main lines. VirAnRbAu ainrl ATtAnalnn. TfMf nnrl traBi. ne it, Missouri Itlver. The Direct Route PAnrllt T C H o 11 n Tlnllnn IamI. T.l.nrf pttumwa, Oskaloosfi, Don Molnes.Wlntersot, Audubon. Hfirlan.nnd Counoll Elufla. In IOWA Minneanolla and Bt. Paul, tn MINNESOTA Watertown and Sioux Falls, la DAKOTA Cameron, St. Joseph, and Kansas Cltv. In MTRPf". TTI7T rtrrct Vl l TfntvVtti aar1 VTnlnAtl 4m Mf?n'.f A BV A Uaiwah rPTnS.. Butcblnson, Wichita, Bellovlllo, Abllono, Caldwell, In KANSAS Pond Creole, KlngUshor, Fort Bono, In tho INDIAN TEBHITOBT and, Colorado Bprlnga, Denver, Pueblo, tn COLORADO. FREE RecUninp; Chair Cars to and from Chicago, Caldwell, Hutchinson, pud Dodge City, and Palaco Bleep lnir Cora between Chloago, Wichita, and Hutchinson. Traverses new and vaat areas of rioh farmlntr and erraxlntr lands, atrordlner tbo best faollltles or Intercommunication to all towns and cities east and west, northwest and southwest of Ohlca&ro, and Paclflo and transooeanlo Seaports, MAGNIFICENT VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS, Leading; all competitors In splendor of equipment, cool, well ventilated, and free from dust. Through Coaches, Pullman Sleepers, FHEB Itecllnlnp; Chair Cars, and (east or Missouri Rlrort pinlnsr Cars Dolly bet-noon Chi oago, pes Moines, Council Bluffs, and Omaha, with Free) Bocunlns: Choir Car to California Excursions dolly, with CHOICE OF BOOTES to and from Salt LbUco, Otrdon, Portland, Los Angeles, and San Francisco. Tho DIBECT LINE to and from Pike's Peak. Manltou, Uorden of the Qods, tho Sanitari ums, and Soenlo Grandeurs of Colorado. VIA THE ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Solid Bxpress Trains dally between Chlcairo and Minneapolis and Bt. Paul, with THROUGH RoollnlntT Chair Cars (FBKft) to and Jrom thoso points and Kansas City. Through Chair Car and fileepor betwoon Peoria, Spirit tAks. and Sioux Falls, via iloolt Island. Tho Favorite Lino to Pipestone, water . town, Bloux Falls, and the Summer Resorts and Bunting and Flshinar a round of tho Northwest. BIIOBT LINB VIA BENEOA AND KANKAKEE oftoro facilities t travel between Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Lafayetto, and Council BluHs, St. Joseph, Atchison, Leavenworth, Kansas City, Minneapolis, and Bt. Paul. For Tickets, Maps, Folders, or desired information, apply to any Ticket Office In the Unltod Btates or Canada, or address E. ST. JOHN, fNtXavsifar, CKI04.QO, i s. DEPOT.-SSr Til TEST1H0NAL. L. E. BROWN, M. D. 23 Wesl Jereev St.. than anything I am arquninted with, and If tn a favoralla ailenllon i.f eud'ercrs from tbst 1 H ltnlacn. an y I . ft- ... ' Collars, retrtschntc ziiirrcrrif.-iMeLincBi I Oirel.f,,. ColltrB-rrcwinitorr. ( t.-trt l. rr ri.ll-rntlecri( CIU,V-B'llli Bol MAU ArallBr tnnfc mr Vm - to..rr.,r,M N.T.in.u. ni(lloB n tllOK I UtXIE, A.8., A 11. ' lunar.) (.rkdulu). 1 riaclrBl . t if is the price of the Advp cate for 02 weeks to and from Chicago, Jollot, Ottawa, Im n r limiO TW. r. n. n... UV,BAn,HV JOHN SEBASTIAN, XI U Osa'lXloitt ft Pass. Agwt m CAUTION botlp loin. If tne dealtr cuanat shpdIt vea atad dlrter to factory, smctetlnB advarntM W. L. DOUGLAS $3 SHOE CENTLEMKM. Fine flf. He tt I.Aced a rain and Cresdo moor Waterproof. 8 Best In thn world. Kxamlno his S.00 GKNUINK llAMU-HR-lVKn HIIOR. 4.00 HANn-SKtVKIl WKI.T HIIOK. 3.BO l'OI.ICK ANI) PAltMKKR' KHOH, 02.00 KXTIIA VAI.UK (1AI.F HIIOB. tl'J.lia A MX lVOUKINflM F.N'8 HlIORfl. Ba.00 and M1.7S HOYS' BCllOOl, NnOKtV An niBds la Control, Duttoa and Lmb, $3 & $2 SHOES LADiHs. 1.75 snor FOR MISSES. Bast MaUrlaJ. But Btjle. Boat FltMafl. TV. I,. Ooualas, Brockton. Hui, a Adam Mehrktum &on, Agoata, LKRiaHTOR. Sold bydruggist8 ALSO PKKBLESS BROKrr. PA1STO-S CoUrt, PEKULKS8 MTJIIDUT BI.U1K0. PKKRLKSS INK rOWDEllS-. KIltlT Colons. PEKRI.KHSKHOK AND 1IABXE88 BUBUUIt. PKULKiSIiUUDIEH- Colors, aswing ividcninv. HIGH ARM $25.00. Each Machine has a drop leaf, fancv cover, two large drawers, with nickel rings, and a full tot of Attachments, equal to any Sia trer Machine told from S40 t $60 hv Canvassers. A trial In your home be fore parment is asked. Buy direct of the Mara facturers and save agents' profits besides getting certificates of warrantee for five years. Send for testimonials to Co-operatlvo Sewing SUoblne C.i 269 S. nth St., Philadelphia, Pa. WWE I'ATJTBKIOHT.TiLO C ATARRH SflBBBVHPBlaVBBlBVBBBlBBfBSBBllBFBlalalaBBBVHBBBBBBlHHBBlBSVBV We have a remedy that trill CURE CATARRH. BRONCHITIS und ASTHMA. Our tilth la as Btroor that we will send treatment oa trUL Send hr Treauie aad full paniculars. Address. fhsHtil Chtmlctl Co., 3360 Ftlrmoimt Ay.,Phlla.,Pa CAN bs CUBED. We will SEND FREE bv matt a laree TRIAL BOTTLlt; .l.r a lreall.fi on toilec-lv. DONT SUFFER. ANY LONGER I ClreFotl Of fice. Slate and County, and Are plainly. Aidmt. the HALL CHEMICAL CO., jSo Falrmount Avenue, PhUadeljihlB.n. Prof. Lolsette's DISCOVERY AND TRAINIfiQ METHOi htmrj, a&d pnotleal rwulti of the Orlcina), in arrfto th groasfest njlnmprfrtentA,tlmi by ennouf woald-lM yomprtttart nflinpUof 'hipatttiiptitorolt'ltia t the fruit of his Ubont(&ll of which dmfvE.strt tin aadoobted iuperloritr noil ponaUritr of hli tMchluc Prof. IietUfi Art of Htnr Forgwttinir i woiiii tvday In both ilmlSDherei u tnarkinff unBpookn Memorr Ca.tur. HiArnipecta(iMn(iKfitfrM)tlTf opinions of people f n Il parts of Xht Rlobo who hT aallj fit od ltd bUSjBt im hr oornrtrTKindtTDO, hoTriafl hAi hi Sjttnra la t3,-1 on ft; while being studied, m afterward: thatoV U-nk eanM teamed inn tinfrit rttrtirHr.mtn&v&ndlcrincrtured.t&c. roriVopctc( Vorat wd'foitiRi'inlr.! atlaroM . . J Tn mr.it tit BilnllArttOd ImitAtinni which ta.M ihtt 13 "WEEKS. The POLICE GAZETTE will be rnsilod ecu rely wrapped, to any (ddrsss In' tht Vn-j ed 8tates for three months on receist of One Dollar. I.leral discount allowed to toit masts agbaeutsndclnbs. Sample copies mailed frsa May so oihlasu 11 auruers ui jiii.iijivij i, KKAKirBWN SCAha, M, I, X, sY's CatarrI Cream Balm Cleanses the Nasal Passages, Allan, Fain una Inflammation the pores Eestorei the Stnss of Taste aad Smell. TET THK CUBE IAY-F.EVEK A Oartlclo la annllprl fntil aiih nnfttrfl atirl agreeable. Trice 60 cents at druggists j by uiaill reclBterd. CO i ts. - J 1JEV niWmtKIlS, M Warrrn St., New York, august !, Itptu u JU. 1. i. I JM-T 1 r Tijr J880, Pome, people agroo wltlt Tjin Bjix's opInlPBS about men and tilings, and some 'pfbrlo don't! but ever) body likes to cet bold of tho newspaper ntilch Is never dulland iiercr,affald to tpeak Its mind. ?-: vs!2yKg, Democrats knOAv tfigQjSyjmjBlawT'HBi 8UN has fought In the iff Smrrtff)cmoc rati principles, never uvoflngSSf Veflkfmiiff In Its loyalty to tho true Interests of the partyit serre vlth fearless InfelllgetiCB nnd disinterested Vlf or. ' At times oplpfcqi have ,U(Iercd as to l)ji betineausofaeeompllshliiK Hie common puri pose; It It not Tun Sun's fault If It hat teen fur ther Into the millstone. , , , Klghteen hundred and ninety Is lb & reiir that - Hill urapawy oetermlno the rjiiUt of tho TrofJ dentlnl election 9llW, ansl w Hians the fortunes ol the Demooricy fop tlieiraft of the century Victory In ISM Is a duty, andlhe beglnnluc mt 18001s the best tlm to start out In company with Tub Bun. ' Dally, per month t ess Dallv, per year go Sutxlity, ner year .... j.oo Dally and Sunday, per year s 00 J!?"!'.''!,1 ""h11" Pr month, o.T VBfltIy8un,oupye(c,..tl;1',t;... , M Address TDK 6UJJ, Kw VorK, V- U.JL becauso we furnish' a tho lateat local news intho (tevJj;M HNElflRSTr.AT l' Smut rus WT m m m m I rf WmSL