mt GET THE Carbon Advocate AH tho News I ri 2 WE TITT a job printing II AT THE II Lowest Prices! $1.00 a Year in Advance. INDEPENDENT " Live and Let Live." $1.26 when not paid in Advance. VOL. XVIII.. No 2 Lehighton, Carbon County, Penna. Noyember 23, 1889. Single Copies 5 Cents " Weispt Business Directory, TpiuHKLIN HOUSE, EAST WEISSrORT. riSNN'A. This house ollera first-class accommodations I tha -permanent boarder and transient guest ranlo prices, only One Dollar per day. augT-iy John KKitnto. Proprietor. Oscar Oliristman, WEtsarORT, PA. Liver t and Exchange Stable ...rrldln" carriage and safe driving horse nSfiScSnmodatlons to agents and traveller,. Mftll andtelegrapl. orders promptly Give mo a trial. """ The - Woissport - Bakory, c.-w. iiAUtiYa rnoruiETPit. Delivers Fresh Dread and Cakes In Weissport lililtthton and vicinities every day. m the store I havo a Fine Uno of V0"fectln,nr o? hi? olldav Trade. Sunday schools, uhUo vals suppllod at lowest prices. iiecumi R. J. HONG-EN, OOOBSSOB TO OlIAUUSS S01IWP.IT.Kll, Near tlio Canal Bridge, In BAST WEISSPORT, Ponna.; Is prepared to do all kinds of Blacksmithing and Horse-Shoeing, P." P. Mast Road Cart, the Cheapest and Best on the market. IeM-r Mpafc for CAMUSIS Henry Christmas at inn" Fort Allen House, Weisspnrt Sells thol'opular and Celebrated Burlington O and O York SIH3LB AND I0TJ3LB OABBUOES At prices that are considerably less than compe tition. I have all styles and quality which I wish you would not fall to lnspeci before making purchases. mayll-sm Retailers) of FRUITS go to SEAGER'S EAST WEISSPORT-; Penna.. Ho receives a car-load of Iresh fruits every, week, including everything seasonable, such as Peaches, Watermels,- Canteloup va, &c, &c. . U will pay you to -leave yo.ur orders "with him save freight and have goods de livered free. Over Caaal Brilp I WBissprl. Joseph F. Mx UNDERTAKER AND DEALER IN FURNITURE, PARLOR SUITES, . . BED ROOM SUITES, ., c. Trices the very lowest. Quality of goods the best Satisfaction guaranteed In every particular. Gaakbta, Coffins aud Shrouds. "We have a full line which we will furnish a , (be lowest possible prices. Flour, Peed, &c, UI the choicest quality at very reasonable prices. Call and be convinced. JOSEPH P. REX, Aprlt-ly EAST WEISSPORT. DENTISTRY. Dr. J. A. Mayer &Scn. Dr. GEORGE H. MAYER, aqjaduatetrom the Dental Department of the VJJnlveralty of Pennsylvania, has opened an ofiV in the samo bMlldlng with his father, soooud-lloor in tlio B.iy Window, W BROADWAY, MAUCII CIlUNlt, PA., and Is now prepared to recclveevcryonemneed at first-class deutat service. 1uue B-89-tl Lehighton Businos3 Directory VAL.. &JtlH AlfclJ, Uiiun. . .. v MW i ii t ture house In town. ISvery description 01 . ..i... .... . ... UpUaa vnrv InW. lurnuura aiwiiva u sv ...... nrf A. PKTKRH. Saloon and Restaurant, Bank TV. street rresn LMisCTanYjv""i" "i n aoaaon. LiroD in auu seu us. 3 ESRANG'S SHAVING SALOON, opposite tin Aovooatk Okkick, Is .headquarters foi shavingand haircuttlng. Cigars & tobacco sold Hotel. Hank street, for a smooth shave or lasntonauie uaircui. ,V1uh u du,,u'" noeuer s jiair wuiu, uuica uwjuiu. A RELIABLE JEWELElt: 1). H. BOCK, Jau28-8S OPP. PUBLIC SQUARE. THE CARBON ADVOCATE OFFICE, Bank street, plain and fancy Job printing a sped ly. Advocate one dollar per year In advance. dealer in cnoice. uianus ui nuisiuoa, kui itndles, wines, &c. fiT" Patronage solicited brandies, Our Churches. mrETHODIST EPI8C0PAL. South llank street. UN. UonHnu .otuI.o. ollhk Til .1 111 7 fV. H m.. Buuday Schools p.m. Rrv. Dunqak, Pastor. 1 senices. 10 a. in., (German), 7.00 p.m.,(KnB irh), Sunday chool 'J p.m. J. 11. KuuER.Pastor. Enrunaibi'i cit.ni. n w at 10 a. m., (German), 7.00 p. in., (KuglUliV .1 .1 (1 . . I - T.l.l.l. u r .1 .1 U.mriiiv .btoIm. Buuuav scuum 3 j. . o.rti.fifcftu..,,,. TlVANGELIOAL. South street, Sunday serjrtw JU at loa. m., lueriuaui. i.uip. in., ir.iwnu' Sunday schoo!2 p. m. J.S.Newiiaut, Pastor ATIini.in. corner Kortharauton and Cos U ttriuUserrloei ovry Sunday inorulne and yontnirT RsY. IUmuavwi VasUc Professional & Business Cards. Horace Hoydt, ATTORNEY AT LAW, NOTARY PUBLIC, JrFlon The Room recently occupied by W.M, Rapslier. iANK STREET, - LEHI0HT0N. PA May bo consulted In English anil German. uly -ly W. M. Rapshor, vTTORNEY ahd COUNSELLOR AT LAW AND DISTRICT ATTORNEY, First door above the Mansion House, MAUCU CHUNK PENN'A. cal Estate and Collection Airenct. Will Bm ml Sell Real Estate. Conveyancing neatly done. uuecuoiis promptly lunuc. oeiuing rotates uj eeadenta a specialty. May be consulted li. :ngllsh and German. uov. w-yl W. G. M. Seiple, l-IIYSICIAN AND SURGEON, 30UTII STREET, - - - LEHtGHTON. May bo consulted In English and Qerman. peefal attentluu given to Gynecology. Officii Houus; From 12 M. to 2 P. M.,and roin o to 9 P. M, mar. 3i-yi A. S. Rabenold, D. D. S , nch OrricK ; Over J. W. Raudenbush' Liquor Store, BANK STREET, LEIIIGIiTON. lentlstry In all Its Branches. Teeth Extracted vlthout Pain. Gas administered whon requested. Office Days AVEDNEHD AY of each week. .O.addicss, ALLENTOWN, jan3-yl Lehigh county. Pa. F. I. SMITH, D. D. S Offlce opposite the Opera House. Bank Street, Leh jt.ton, Pa. DENTISTRY IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. Filling and making artificial dentures a special ty. Local anesthetics used, ias administered and Teeth Fxtractod WITH OUT PAIN. 'JFFICE HOURS i From . m., to t2 m., from 1 p. m., to 6 p. m., from 7 p. m., to 8 p. m. Consultations In English or German Office Hours at HazJetou-Evcry Saturday. Oct 15-87 ly Dr. H. B. REINOHL, Graduate of Phlla. Dental College. DENTISTRY ! IN ALL ITS BRAN0HE3. Perseryation of the Teeth a Specialty OFFICE nOURSi From 8 a. ro. to B p. m. OAK HALL, Market Squaro, Mauca Chunk BRANCH OFFICE: AST - MAUOH - CHUNK, Two Doors North of Post-Office. . OFFICE HOURS: Tto va. in. andfto7p.m AprU2s-3m DR.G.T. FOX 172 Mnln Street, Bath, Pa. AT easton, swan hotel, tuksda vs. AT ALLKNTOWN.AMBIIIOANHOTBL, THURSDAY at Bangor, Broadway iiouarc, Mondays. K.T BATH, WKDNESrJAYS AND SATURDAYS. Office Hours From 9 a. m. to 4 p. m. Practice Imlted to diseases of the Eye.Ear, Nose&.Throat ts9Also. Retraction of the Eyes for the adjust mentofxlasses. Stoves, Tinware, Heaters and Ranges, In Great Variety at Samuel Grater's Topular Store, Bank Street. Roofing and Spouting a special ty. Stove repairs luinishea on short notice. Reasonable! ! PRANK P. DIBHL, NORTH STREET, jf Tractlwl Claoksiulthi Horseshoer "" Is prepared to do al work In his line Ji'. in the best manner and at the lowest irlces. Please ciU. novaj-80-ly. P ACKERTON HOTEL, Midway between Mauch Chunk & lhlghton, Z. It. 0. HOM, Proprietor. PACKERTON, - - - Pikka. t his well-known Hotel Is admirably refitted, and ias the best accommodations for permanent and ranslent boarders. Excellent Tubles and the rery best Liquors. Stables attacned. (ans-yl MANSION HOUSE Opposite L. tt 8. Depot, BANK STREET, - LEHIQHTON, 0. II. HOM, PROPRIETOR. fills bouse offers first-class accommodations for ranslent and permanent Doarners. it lias been pwlv mflttpdln all Iti deiiartmenta.nnd 1a lmit. d In one of the most picturesque portion of the 'wrougli. terms moderate. If? i ne n a u i 'PPlled with the choicest Wines, Liquurs and igar?- rresn ugeron ian. apru-ji T. J. BRETNEY tespectfully announces to the Merchants of Le dghton and others that he Is now prepared to ao an Kinus vi Hauling op Freight, Express Matter and Baggage. On reasonable terms. Orders ole at Sweeny's Corner Store or at my reslden ceft I'INESt., oear the Cemetery, n 111 receive prompt atten- iion. raironage soucivcu. For Newest, Designs and Most Fashionable Styles of DRESS GOODS. DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS. SILVERWARE. &c &c. GO TO R. H. SNYDER, Bank Street, Iiehlghton. Goods (uarsnteed and prices as low as eltr where for the same quatUr of ouods.r Ju1tM,18W- For ?tere thn Tweniy.flte VeoM. A f)ra. pleto Hecovery. The 31 enn Used, I hid Infltmmstory n'jamslw-i. Tor nesrly yutr I hsd to be fed asd I urood 1 1 U-X I couli Unit jo rt lief. Mytlomc!i was ,ul i1 ud cut to i with powerful randlrlnm Ukrn to rffwt a euro u hit 1 was compf UM to lire uu bread sudwftlnr, I ttfforedfortvtt&tr.firej-eanlii tbl, wsy, Iiras In laced to try Dr. Dsvld Kfun-dr', l'iu lUmedy, reads at Hondoot, N, Y auJ I Am How VolJ, thanks to thia xnMi.-'ne. X5r. KennsJr's Favorlli tlemadyUmybeat frlnal. VI tb It I am enabled te tnJoytKwd alirht'e rest. Also tui-i, inch u inti: indpaatry, which I bael.'!fiidi'prl jd tt forycani -howlnir that tho ravorlto llomdy lus no eqnat f o' fia cure of Ind'sratlon ard fr'sre tfla as wdL If Ay should donbt tbta autri.wut 1 will scad tb) iy proof at once. Garrett Lan,ft.;r. Troy, JT, Y. It la tny pleasure auA alHolntodaly toward theso ho are BtruKirUiu; for ory lit 6 atlust tbe doadV Olsoasoa of tho indnoyo to add my teetlmony to tlia already wpltrbty erl '.rnceof tbe wonderful cQcacy of Vr. Sctld Eense j'a Favorite Itnaody My wlfo waa a borelraa caw ibundootd by the rbjraiclani. Dr Dld Kcnni'dy'i :aTorlta Remedy wu resorted to; not because an lore was placed l:i it, but bocajw. Lollilng eliw ru iiatocd. AH bm aid medlclncii Lad been IcaloJ ilthont avail. TUo i ff t waa llttlu ahort of a mint le. At tbe second bctUe aba had rcralnod atrenfftb, .nil coutloulnif tho treatment lias fully recovered. 'ay Sweet. Alban- T Y Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy. Prepared by DR. DAT7M KENNEDY, IIONDOUT.N. Y. it pa- lott'a Bii forts. CyalldVorri,u 9 Horse Doctor, (Honorary Graduate of Ontario Vet. College.) Ice: Carton House Bant LenigMon OASTRATION, DENTISTRY, AN I J Diseases of Horse and Cattle, 8UCCE3SEULLY TREATED. Special and Particular Attention paid to LAMENESS SPAVINS, Splints, Ringbone, Hoofbound, nd all diseases prevalent among Domesticated Animals. fits Horse and Cattle Powilcrs sold b lilm elf and stores generallv. Consultation Pree CIiarRes Moderate. Ca Is byielegraph and telephone promptly at tt nded to Operations Skillfully Performed Or. G. T. HORN, AT THE Central Drug Store, OPP. THE PUBLIC SQUARE Bank Street, Lehightou, Pa., 18 HEADQUARTERS FOR Pure Drugs and Medicines, Fine Soaps, Brushes, &c, &c, Choice Wines and Liquors, Largest Assortment of Library Lamps ! Wall Paper and Decorations! Spectacles ! When you buy a pair of Shoes you want a rood At, But II you need SPECTACLES It Is much more Important that the EYE should be .icconnnodatcd with correct lenses and a proper ly fitting frame which will bring the lenses di rectly before tbe centre of the eye. It you buy your spectacles at Dr. norn's you will find the above points properly attended to. PERSCRIPTIONS Caefolly Componmlea OcUS-1887 New Livery! Fesd Store AT PACKER TON. LEOPOLD MEYEItS refpe nfuliy Informs the people of Packerton and "Iclmty tliat he has Just opened a LIVERY STABLE on BEAVER St., where persons can be supplied with Good. Safe reams either for KuneiJl. Weridlnir or for Haul. UK Purposes at very Lowest lutes, (n connec lou therewith he has also In stock the very best brands of FLOUR and FEED, which he will sol' at Lowest Prices. Attention, Builders ! The underslened Is stl 1 working the DOLON STONE QUAltltY. and Is orenared to sutmlv. at shortest notice and at Lowest Prices, persons wno nesire wnn uuuu oiu.lis ior UUII.DIM, PURPOSES. Call and In. pect tbe Stones and learn Prices tefore purchasing elsewhere. LEOPOLD MEYERS, feb.2-ly Packerton, Pa, ,fJtGT?tp D. J. KI8TLER Resecttully announces to the public that he has opened aNEW LIVERY STABLE, and that he U ow prepared to furnish Teams for Funerals, Weddings or Business Trips on tbe shortest no. Ice and most liberal terms. Orders left at the uaroou House" win receive prompt attention. STABLES ON NORTH STREET, ncft the Hotel, Lehlghton. au22U- Howard Deifeuderfer Opposite the Ponuo Squauk, Bank Street, Lsuioirroy, AIANOFACTDREU . OF - FINE - OIUaBS Also a Choice Line of Tobacoobs, Oioabs, AND BuoKE&a Scrpuxs. -IWt Forget to Call-t SHOEMAKER'S Horse anfl Cattle Ro. Joshua Shoemaker, Proprietor CHEItRYVILLE, P. O., Northampton CO., DIRECTION8-For a horse. I tablespoon! nl, two or three times a week; when sick, 2 table- twiceawaeki when sick, twice a day. The same for Hogs. For Poultry mix with teed. . BTTuts powder Is prepared alter the recipe Of the late Dr. IL O. WIl.Vip. and Is tbe g"Mitne artl tie, OnralweBMasjilaishsaJd Mrs. Blown "H'liat, Clara! In tears. and married only a month'! Il'lial's the matter, dear?" Mrs. Honeymoon (whoso husband ex ercises around tbe club pool-table) "Geo. talks (boo boo) In bis sleep, and last night (boo boo) be was talking about a Miss Q. (boo-hoo-hoo), ibe horrid thing." Wben a great man stoops or trips, the small man around him become greater. It Is sad to see a 'promising man loso his grip. Velvet will bo the favorite trimming for all of materials. Professor Tjnciall, the distinguished dentist, at tbe ago of seventy has climbed tbe Alps lu search of health. 100 Ladles tYanted. i .l inn , .,n .. ,i...:.i. r fret package of Lane's bamily Medicine the great mot and herb remedy, discovecrri by Dr Silas Lane while in the Kocky momi tanins. For diseases of the blood, liver and kidne.va it is a positive cure, r or constipa tion and clearing up the complexion it doer wonders. Children like it. Everyone praises it. Large-size package, SO 'cents. At alt druiisU' While In Kuasla the Shah otdered 11,000 repealing rifles for hit troops. KUl'KPBY. fhla I. vli.t mu, mi,,!.. ... V. A i. I n,. must have It, to fully enjey life. Thousands are searching for it dully, and mourning because they flud it not. Thousands upon thousands of dollars are being spent unnnally by our people In the hope that they may attain this boon. nd yet It may be bad by all. We guarantee that Electric Bitters, If used according to directions and the use persisted In, will bring you good di gestion and oust the demon djspepsla and In stall insieua uupeusv. we recoiumenu biocinc Bitters for dyspepsia and all diseases of Liver, Stomach and Kidneys. Sold at roc, and $1 per bottle ly RKBElt druggist. The sole panacea for every ailment In China Is a plast r. A SENSIBLE MAN Wo.ild use Kemp's Balsam for the throat and luiiga. It is curing more caeesof Coughb, Colds. Asthma, Bronchitis, Croup and all Throat and Lungs Troubles, than an ollici medicine. The proprietor has authorize an druggist to give you a sample Bottle Free to convince yoii of the merit of this great rem edy. Large Bottle 50c and $1. The Texas cotton crop Is estimated to be worth $84,000,000 this jear. If Sufferers from Consumption Oongbs and colds will try Puritan Cough and uuiiiuuiiHiuu t.ure, mey win nnu quicit renet and uermanent benefit the medical 'nrufoaalnn declare It a remedy tribe highest value. Try tt, price 21 cents. ,A large proportion of the diseases whtoh cause human suflarlnir. remit from dorjnirementof th stomavb, bowels and liver Dr. Leo's Liver negutaior removes an mese irouDies. Trial bottlta fr at Thomas' drug store. All the ice Imported Into England comes from Norway. Teach the boys to respect farming aa an occupation. Hints That are llettcr than Gold. If you hare bad breath, sluggish bowels, pain In the small of Tour bacg. nervousness or giddiness, your vital organs are sadly out of order. A mere "dose of physic" will not help you. Your only wise course is tn take Dr. David Kennedy's Favorito Remedy of liondout, N. Y., and cleanse your sys tern of the impurities. It regulates the Liyerand Kidneys. Many Southern unions aro composed al tgether of colored men. ICash off dirt and caro together when you go Into the house. Didn't Want a Girl. Last summer my wife's health was all run down, and she wanted me to hire a girl tn do the work. In alittie while I found one I thought would suit her, when to my surprise sue said l need not litre any one, as sho felt much better, and thought an other bottle of Sulphur Bitters would cure ner. Uonniu urey, 41 Worcester square, Boston. Boston's electricians are going to start a union. The best bank account Is well-tilled and well-ferttllz'ed land. Fortunate Father and Son. "I am as certain as I now live," eays C. E. Bartholomew, of Ka:kaskas Mich., "that Dr. David Kennedy's Fayorite Kemedy, of Kondout, N. T., saved my life when I was a victim of that terrible renal disorder Brigbt's Disease, My Bon had a lever bore onliisle. 'He, too, used Favorite Kemedy and is now well. But for Ibis medicine 1 am sure both father and son would have been six feet under the sod. George Augustus Bala, tbe London jour nalist, is reported to bavedecllncd an offer of knighthood from Queen Victoria. THE BBEATll or a ehronle eatarrh patient Is often so offensive that he becomes an object efdlagCfst. After a tltne ulceration seta In, iht spooxy destroyed, A constant source ofdUeom fort Is the drlpp ik the purulent secretions In to the throat, somidlmel producing Inveterate bronchitis, which In Its turn has been Hi ex citing cause of pnbuonary dliease. Thebrllll ant retails whlcli have attended Itanse for years tail properly designate Ely's Ureara Balm as y far tbe best and only cure. Ex-President Cleveland and his wlfo are becoming well known "regular first night ers" at the New York theatres. Hood's Sarsauarillacuret catarrh by 'ex pelling impurity from the blood, which in tbe cause of the complaint. Give it a trial. General Benjamin F. Butler says he has followed only one rule in writing his mem olts; that was to tell the truth. REJIAUKAHLK NEKVE. The early history of America is full of instances ot men Having gteat, nerve, ism we arfc raplply becoming the most nervous people on earth. The recent Increase of inianlty, epileptic fits, headache, backache, neuralgia, sleeplessness, nervonsness, dys pepsia, fluttering of the heart, etc., points lo an early decay of the race, unless this tendency Is checked. Nothing will cure these diseases like Dr. Miles' Nervine; warranted to cantaln neither opium nor morphine. Sample bottles free a Blery or Thomas' drug store. Five assemblies of the Knlghtt of Labor In Cincinnati have joined the Internatlon al Boot and Shoe IKoixers' Union. Dr. Ball's Dough Syrup ii last taklnar the place of all th old faiblontd cough remedies It never falls to relieve the moit violent oold, and ror threat dlieais It la Invalaaqle. Price Z6 ants. "Thus am I doably armed my death and lire. My bane andantltode are both before me" Whether to lit alone suffering with neuralgia Or buy ene bottle of Salvation Oil. Be an enemy to alt Injustice, but pardon the unjust. To keep good actions lo memory refresh Um wl.ti new. THE OLD HOUSE. In through the porch and up tho silent stair; Llttlo Is changed, I know bo well the ways; Here tho dead came to meet mo; It was there The dream was dreamed In unforgotten days. Bnt who Is this that hurries on before, AfUttlng shade tho brooding shades among t She turned I saw her f ace O God I It wore , The f aco I used to wear when I was young, I thought my spirit and my heart wore tamed To deadness; dead tho pongs that agonize. The old grief springs to choke me I am shamed Before that little ghost with eager oyes. Oh, turn away, let her not see, not knowl How ahould she bear It, how should she under. i stand? Oh, hasten down the stairway, haste and go, And leave her dreaming In tho silent land. The Spectator. L MRS. BLIYEN'S BONNET. "Old folks will bo old folks," said Myra Manton, "and the best plan Is to letjetn have their own way." "Oh, yes, I know," said Lcona, clasp ing her hands. "But that eld Leghorn hat, with tho crown liko a stovo pipe and the front liko awnshhands basin! Who could tolerate that? And ovcry. body laughs when sho comes into church." "Let 'em laugh," shrewdly remarked Myra. "I'd bo willing folks should laugh at mo if I was worth thirty thousand dollars and owned the Blivon mills into tho bargain." Myra Manton was "hired help" at the Bllven farm a stout Now Englandcr of Dfty summers, with hair cut short, no yislblo waist, ond snapping black oyes. Leona was old Mrs. Blivcn's nleco a slim girl of 18, with a balsam pink com plexion, dreamy gray oyes, and tooth wnite and oven ns small pearls. In the eyes of James Bllven. tho old lady's son, Lcona was fairest of all cre ated beings. Even Myra Manton allowed "that sho was sorter nlco to look at!" Aa foivMrs. Bllven herself, sho oxprcssod no opinion whatever; Mrs. Bllven was not a person who talked muoh. "She's como to mako mo a visit," said Mrs. Bllven one day to Myra. "I sup pose, if she suits me, I shall ask her to stay, for good and all." "If you don't, I supposo Jim will," said Myra, with a shrewd twinkle of her eyes. "As it happens, I'm tho mistress of this houso," said Mrs. Blivon. "Well, we'll see how sho suits." And neither Myra tho solid, nor Lcona tho sylphlike, knew, as they sat on tho sunshiny doorstep, slicing great rod hearted peaches to dry for winter uso, that Mrs. Bliven, from the garret win dow above, where sho was looking ovor her balls of oarpet rags, could distinctly hear ovcry word they uttered. ".Myra," said Lcona, as sho replenished her pan from the groat bushel basket, "I'm going to tell you something." "Tell ahead!" succinctly retorted Myra. "I've got such an idea!" "What is il?" "Well, ono of my schoolmates at Han over hall had a grandmother. And her grandmother had just such a Noah's ark of a bonnet ns Aunt.Bliven.?!' ly away. "And she and her sister took a pair of big shears and snipped it up Into little bits and mado tho grandmother bolieve that tho rats did it." "Must havo been acredulouaoldorcet ur," observed Myra, "Oh, no; but it was really such a neat job. Don't you think, Myra, wo might dispose of tho old Leghorn hat in some such way?" "No, I don't!" said Myra, spearing a peach on tho end of her knifo and begin ning artistically to remove its. pink velvet jacket. Leona sighed and went on with her work. Myra Manton paused to call her frollcsomo little terrier off .from a brood of half grown turkey poults who wore foraging around tho barn door, "I do wish," said 8he, curtly, "lliat Cappen John Jackson hadn't sent me that plaguey beast to talro caro on till he como back from that voyage to Foyal. If ho hurts any of tho fowls I expect Mrs. BHvon'll murder me." "Myra," said Leona, "aro you really engaged to Captain John Jackson?" "Get out!" said Myra, With a sheepish smile. "I dunno whether I bo or not." The next day Leona came into her aunt's room with a pretty black and white straw bonnet, trimmed with a jot dagger and loops innumerable of block ribbon. "Look, Aunt Bllven!" said she. "What's that?" said tho old woman, turning her spectacle glasses full on the girl. "I've been trimming a bonnet for you." "You might havo saved yourself tho trouble," sharply spoke the matron. "But don't you like It?" pleaded Leona, who was beginning to tremble all over. "It's very nice, I daro say,' but I'm very well suited already with what I've got," "But, Aunt Bliven" "Tain't worth while to discuss the matter," said Mrs. Bliven, dryly. "I cal culate I'm old enough to choo30 for my self what I'll wear and what I won't!" Leona shrank Into herself liko the leaves of a sensitive plant; she crept back to her bedroom with the rejected triumph of home mado millinery, and had a good cry over it. Presently she heard hor aunt calling: "Myral Myral" Sho ran out. "Oh, Aunt Bliven, I had forgotten to tell you. Myra had a telegram from her sister up at Portland, and sho had to run to catch the 10 o'clock train. Her sister's husband has had an accident, and I promised her I'd explain it to you. She'll bo back as soon as they possibly can spare her, and I'm to do tha housework whllo sho is gone.'" Old Mrs. Bliven sniffed discontentedly, "Seems to mo pcoplo aro always bavin' accidents," said she. "However, you may go and pick somo lima beans and sweet corn, ond wo'll hare a dish of good, old fashioned euccottsh. Myra is a good cook, but she never could make euccotasli. And in tho afternoon we'll havo Toby harnessed up and drivo over to Widow Sally Smith's to tea." - Tho long shadows of afternoon wera Jying athwart the closely mown grass when old Toby was led to the door, and Mrs. Bliven called loudly to Leona to bring down her bonnet and shawl. The girl, who had no especial fancy for the society of Widow Sally Smith and her hard voiced daughters, listlessly obeyed. 'But tho moment she opened tljo "best bedroom" door, wbero tho old lady kept her choicest treasures.she uttered a Bhriek of dismay. There, on the floor, la a series of jagged strips and indistinguish able debris, lay Mrs. BUren's famous Leghorn bonnet! "WreajiMI m(' wM, a shrill "what's tho mattorr And Lcona became conscious that old Mrs. Bllven had tolled heavily up the stairs, and stood close beside her, peer ing over her shoulder. Her faco grew. utncir. as ntgnt. -"Oh, Aunt Bllven," gasped Leona, "how can this have happoned?" "I sea, through it all plain enough," said Mrs. Bllven. "You needn't troublo to tell any lies about it, Leona Parish! I heard what you and Myra wore talking about yesterday morning about tho old lady and tho bonnet that was snipped to piecos ana tuo oiaino laid on rats, It s a very smart, ingenious plan, I don't doubt; but somehow it don't suit mo to have such very smart, ingenious folia about my premises. So, if you please, i ii atspenso with tlio rest of your visit. Tho horse and wagon aro at the door, ond llttlo Peter will drive you to tho depot as soon as over you've packed your trunk." "But, Aunt Bllven, I never" "I told you I'd havo no more false hoods," sternly interrupted tho old lady. "I don't know what sort of consciences you girls havo, In this ago of the world. Be silent, I say, and obey mo." And thus, in all tho bitterness of un merited disgrace, Leona was turned out of tho house that was beginning to be unspeakably dear to her. James Bliven, when he oame homo, was thunderstruck. "Mother, for heaven's sake," cried he, "what is this? The girl has no placo to go to." "jLct her go back to the boarding school sho camo from," said Mrs. Bliven, sternly. "I'll havo no double dealers in this housel" "I'll go after her and bring her back." "You'll do as you please," said tho old woman; "but if Loona's tho nirl I take her to be, she won't oorno with you." A sudden wave of despair cwept over James' soiil as he reoognlel the truth of these words. "Mother," ho cried, "you'll forgive her! You'll send for her to roturn for my sake, mother?" But Mrs. Bliven shook her bsad. "No girl that isn't frank hearted and true can havo a homo hero!" sho reiter ated. Yet, in spite of all this, the house seemed strangely desolate without Leo na's light step And winning smile. Lato at night thero was a loud knock ing at tho door. It was Myru Manton, come back. "Things Is all right," said she. "They was frightened more than they was hurt. Absalom Atkins always was a coward, and I ain't goin' to spend any more o' my timo foolin' with 'cm, so I'vn come back. Was you supprlsed when you seen Waggy was gone? The dog," in an swer to Mrs. Blivon's puzzled look, "that Cappen Jackson left in my charge. When I seen the mischief he'd done,. I jeet kctched him up and loft him to cap pen's sister's, Mary Ann Jackson, at the cross roads, and afterwards it occurred to mo you might miss him and worry for fear ho was lost." "I never onco thought of the dog," said Mrs. Bllven, Impatiently. "And the bonnet?" said Myra. "Pm powerfully sorry, but" "The bonnet!" said Mrs. Bllven. "What do you mean, Myra? What aro you talking about?" ".You don't tell me you never dUkiv ered it?" cried Myra, bursting into a laugh. "Well, I do declare! Who did you s'poso dono it?" "Dono what?" "Why, worried that ero Leghorn hat o' your'n into ribbons! It was Waggy, that's who it was! Pups is always mis chievous, and I think he's the worst I ever seen. I meant to told Deaoon Ship man's boy, that helped me to to my sat chel to the daypo, to explain it t' ye, but wo was pretty nigh bein' loft, and the flurry and fluster driv it all outen my head." Mrs. Bliven stared at Myra. "It was the dog, after all, then?" said she. "La me, who else did y suspect?' cried Myra. "Whero's Leona? I fetched home some o' thorn puce colored poppy seeds and a sllpo' rose geranium for her, 'causo I knowed Goodness, what's the matter with you, eh? What are you looking at me that way for?" By the very earliest morning train James Bliven wont after Leona, with a letter from his mother imploring hsr to return to the farm. "I'm an old woman," wrote Mrs. Bllven, "but I ain't too old to own when I've been in the wrong. Corns back;, and I'll guarantee you and ma woa't havo any moro quarrels." Lcona came baok, and wueu once again she crossed the threshold ah was James' promised wife. "Mother will bo pleased at tits engage ment as I am myself," said tb ydung man, rapturously. And Myra's kind eyes shone a cordial welcome, and Mrs. Bliven herself camo to meet Leona, wearing the simple straw bonnet with tho jet dagger aadthebUok ribbon bows. "It's dreadful becoming," said she, with a complacent gltnc at tho looking glass, "and hereafter I mean to get you to trim all my hats forme, Leona." Hel en Forrest Graves in Philadelphia "Satur day Night. Can Yon Aeoount for Xtf "It may seem singular to you," says a New York florist, "but Tvo been keeping a record for these twenty years past, and I havo found that nino murderers out of ten are ardent admirers of flowers, and most of them prefer daisies and lilies." Detroit Freo Press. Would Put the Fire Out. Sophomore (opening stove door) Well, here goes my last month's essay-. Senior Hold on. It won't burnj it's loo fresh. Burlington Freo Press. Frcaerves Ills Ignoraaeo. Dumpsoy Blobson is a remarkably well preserved man, isn't he? Popinjay Yes In respect to Ignor ance. Burlington Free Press. f Retribution. , , After having inflicted corporal pun ishment on Paul the other day, I took liim and told him how It hurts me when he Is naughty and I have to whip him. On the next occasion he asked: "Mam ma, did it hurt you when you whipped me this timer "Yes, dear, it always hurts me when I have to punish you." "Thot serves you right for whipping me." Babyhood. High Water Mark. Doctor And you say that Col. Hum drop is not a man of temperate habits. Gossip Of course he Isn't Why, I don't believe he ever drank a glass of water In all his life. Doctor (musingly) Never drank a glass of water? Why, I took a cataract i,JW r las XhvrtOAy, UjwtJl UNCARING. Only a ros you nay, And carelessly .throw me away; Yet my petals to white On hor booom last sight Rose and fell o'er a heart yoaag aas gay. Only a woman, you say, And laughingly turn away; Yet that dead heart so true Broke In sllenoe for you. Till the boauteoua mold tuned to clay. Only a lifetime you say, With your spirits aa lithesome and gay; Yet thy laugh, now so light, Will be tears by to-night, For a voice that U silent for aye. Oora Irene Shaw in Philadelphia Ledger. PRETTY POLLY PIPER. "Come, Polly," said Mrs. Piper, sharp ly, "what are you dreaming about? bdeven o'clock and tho best parlor not dusted yet, and old Gloriana calling you to help hang out the olothes, and the to matoes waiting to be made Into catsup. add the poaoh short cake to bo baked, and you hero, dawdling away your time Ulto a uno ladyl" Polly Piper jumped quickly up, hiding nor dogs -earod paper covered novel, as she did so, under tha sofa cushion. "I wish I wore a fine lady," smld she. "I'd be practicing sonatas on the piano. or sketching Yellow mountain, or hem ming ruffles, instead of working like a slave I" Mrs. Piper lookod koonly at hor (laugh' tor. ''Polly," said shs. "you know tott well you needn't work unless you've a mind to." Polly tossed her sunny head witii a movement of disdain. "I doa't know hovr yew naakia that owt," said she. "You oan marry this rloh relation of ours, if you please," insinuated hor mo thor. "Ho wants a wife to keep that grand new house of his, on Haviu hill." Polly laughed. "How do I know ho'lj liko meT' ah questioned. "Nonsense, Polly! There's no need to tell you that. You're as pretty as a piuk, said Mrs. Piper, viewing hor daughter with maternal pride. "And how do I know I shall like hlmT "Why shouldn't you like him? He can't bo moro than GO, and a man at 60 ought to be in his prime. And ho a vory handsome at least Viola Bsrtlett says he used to bs. And you know very well. Polly, you oan make him lovu you, fast enough!' Polly pursed up hsr ohorry dot of a mouth. "A lover of CO," oried she, "who used to re nanasome wnon viola llartlett was a girll Oh, mother!" "A handsome house and a grand oar- riaga or your own," artfully interposed Mrs. Piper. "And servants to do all this drudgery that ooxnss so hard on too now, and a good home for your poor latner mat's crippled wltli rheumatism and" "All this is taking a good deal for granted," crisd Polly, dancing aorooa tha room. "Just hear old Gloria bawling tor neipl 1 turns: she'll drown herself in the washtub if I don't oouio pretty soon. He's to be hero in the noon train, Isn't he? Oh, mother, you'll havo to make the peach shortcake yourself, and Pll at tend to th tomatoes! And, mother I declare I never thought of it until this minute, but bora's a note from th school trustees to lot you know that this U your woe it for boarding to nw eohoolmas tor." Mr. Piper gavo a start ef dieoaay. "Tha new sohoolm aster f" sis ohod. "But, Polly, ha oan't com this week! Wo haven't but the one snare room, and your cousin from New York U to b litre today: and, besides, ws oaa't be both' erod with oountry schoolmaster wha tnere's so muoh to b don. Writ and tell the trustees so at ono. I dare say the man would just as soon goto Widow Topham's this week. Thar ha is oamlng now. rail lusn, folly." A score of dimple broke oat arouad Polly Piper's bawitohing little Cupid's bow oi a mouth; bar blue eye sparkle. fun. "Tell him. yourself, mother," site re torted. "I doa't know what on wurth t say." And, thus foroed into th breaoh, Mrs. Piper unwillingly advanoad toward a tall, pretern aturally slender young man who was oominf hasitatinsty up the garden path, with a baggy umbrella In on hand and a tahabbr raits la th other. Ha paused, and set (town th shabby Tails, that 1m might th more oooveiiiaoUy rsis a still shabbier hat from hi perafrfrtag brow, sa li saw tha two woman, "H has rot nloe aye, in spite of tbat tow oolorad hair of his," thought Polly. I'm giad rm not motoarr "Is this Mr. Paraoaku Pi pec's ri- dtnoof" akd th young sum, datly. "Yes, It is." answered th lady of tbe haosa. "But thatV baea a taJAak. V don't want you herel" ("Poor fellowl" thought Pollr. "How he colors I I'm sorry now I let mother do It I might have softened matters a little. How tired h looks, and I'm suro that valise must weigh a quarter of a ton at leastr) "Better go to Widow Topham's, half a mile down the road, and tall tha folks I passed you on, so you oould take your week there first. It ain't convenient tar us .to eatertiin you hers today." And, to nip th whole matter la tin bud, Mrs. Piper turned short around and made a diva into tha hotua, roIately closing th door behind hsr. "There." said she, "if dotitl I cal not have him her!" "He hasn't gone yet," said Polly, bar pretty nose flattened agahsst tha faa- light of tie hall door. "What he doingf sharply (turned her mother. "He has sat down o his valise. Now he is wiping hi forehead with a very nice white pockethaadkerehitf. Now he's looking back at th hens. Ob, mother, don't you think" "Polly," said Mrs. Piper, in accents of eendensed exasperation, "I don t think anything at all! But t you doatroand help Gloriana with th washinr, Pll g myself, and there's an end ot itF' And Polly, who knew the manlag ef her mother's voice as well as a musieism comprehends his gamut, obeyed at ono. Was It Polly's fault that old Gloriana had suspended the olothes Una la tkmi velvet green meadow through which tfa brook gurgled like a Uughlaf, frs lis some child? Was it through any complicity of he that the tall young man had, selected that especial "short cut" from th Ptpr farmhouse to the high road! Polly stopped and looked at him, her mouth full of clothes pins, her bon.nl hrowv.Qurls blown kJeUc tad jv. hVs a meadow of ripened wheat in a Soptcm- tr gale, "Ho has stopped to cat blackberries," thought sho. "ne must Ijo very hungry. Young man, Isay youngrmanl" Tlio stranger started; . , ; t "I beg your pardonr'.iTaldJIie".. "Am I trespassing?" ' J'T'Sfcr "No," said Polly, "it, isVt'tfiat:- Anr one Is welcome to tho wild blackberries. But you seem hungry!" . "I'm almost famished," frankly ad mitted the young man. "I breakfasted at 5, and I'vo had notliing since." "It's too bad!" cried sympathetio Polly. "Look here you shall come to our houso! I don't oaro what mothor saysl" "You aro Mlsa Piper?" he a9kod. "They call mo Polly!" said tho rrlrl. "I doolaro it's semi-barbarous, this sort of thing! Wo've no business to act liko tho priest and the Levlte, oven If wo.do hap pen to be expecting company from tiio oity. There's a very nice little bedroom over the kltohon, sir, If you dont mind the ohlmnoy going through it, and tho outlook into tho poultry yard behind, and 111 get you somo dinner myself. Cornel" With the gesture of a modern Queoo Boadicoa bidding her serf "Follow mel" Polly left the basket of clothes to its fate and led tho way back to the house, whera Mrs. Piper was even then beating egga for tha peach shortcake by tho kitohou table. "Mother," said she, "I'vo brought the schoolmaster back. Don't bo vexed; bat hs was so tired and hungry, poor leUewl Pll fix up the kitchen bedroom for liha, and it will take only a few minute te cook a bit of boefs teak and make a oun ,of coffee." "Polly," oried the despairing taatroa, "I think you must be craKyl'1 "Madam," said the bewildered strast- ga "I do Bet Ma tntntd, if "It's all right, mothor," said Pally, fty Ing briskly around, pouring out a bowl of rich milk, into which, she helped a tioerai portion of tlio sliced peaches whloh had been intended fori the short cake, and urging her company to "oat mat to begin withl" whilo she measured out soma coffee and put a juicy slab of steak on tha gridiron ovor abed of white hot coals. At that moment there cams a fusllads of knocks at the hall, portals beyond. "It's your ooitsin, Polly!" oried Mrs. Piper, hastening to open tho door. It was a stout, thick sot man, in blu , spsotacles and a pepper-and-salt suit. "Cousin Albert?" smiled Mn Plrxsr. holding out both hands in ostontatioiM wsloom. "Ma'am?" said the stranger, vacantly. "So must be a little deaf." thonrrM Mrs. Piper, and she raised hor voioe ao ordlngly. "That atn t my name, ma'am," said th stent man with the bluo lassos, "and I ain't hard o' hoarln' neither. Pa Joseph Parks, that's billod to conuaeno teaahln' the deootrict sohool to-morrow morning, and tho trustees" "My goodness mot" oxolahned Mrs. Piper, "if you're the school teacher, whV this young man? I know how it would be, Polly. He's a tramp an inipoatort Blow th horn for the farm haads; loos the dog!" Th young man who had iust dis posed of th last luscious spoonful eat Staobs and oream here roso to hia fuH eight. "Up" to thia time." said ha. "no one has askad me for my namo or creden tial. Everything appears to liave been taken for granted ; but if any one is doubtful of my identity, I shall be pleas, ad to settle the matter. I am Albert Haven, from Nw York, and I pro-sum I have the pleasure of speaking to tar oouMna, Mbn and Mrs. ParaoeUu Pi- pw?" Albert Haven!" oried Mrs. PIner. "Why, Albert Havea is 00! Miss Viola Harriett" "You aro probably thinking of rr' Kscl, who died last month," said tUt stranger. "Miss Viola Bartlett, I know, was an old sweetheart of his. And I, as his atlr and representative, have decided to earry out tho plans he had made far vbfsinr hi relations in this neighbor. hood." "Well," cried Polly, with ys that. shoo Ilk hasel'diamonds, as she poured out two oups of fragrant coffee, "If y en have ehtated the school master oat ot bui wdoosus, Cousin Albert, you must bo content to share your dinner with his: for I won't have any one else turned oat of door today, no matter what hap pen." "Uy dear little Cousin Polly!" oried Mr. Haven, "you are the vary soul of hos pitality. Depend upon it, I never sbaM forget this bowl of peaches and oream." The schoolmaster unpacked his oleaa oUars and text books in the kitchen bod- room. Ur.'Albart Haven helped Polly start a box of geranium slips in tbe gar den. Out by th chattering little brook let old Gloriana muttered to herself as th hung snowy pocket handkerchiefs ajsd napkins galore to dry; and Mrs. Piper, as she took the hot poach short aka aud th pans of tea biscuit out of ft .veta, flssacU witla a tfasril Ui nsnyh: "Polly waa wber than I was, after all. And I do believe things aro going to happen just as I wanted them to." Helen Forest Gravis In PliiladolDhla faturda- ITight. J-ae A Golden Opportunity; Sh farehlv Whom alinuM vm, naif th prettiest girl in this room? Hflodklnrr about blm FPm WH to teU the truth, thero isn't a pretty girl i th plac. Llf. Xuaga Dethroned. Msa. HinTrm (nt Haw VnrM r lt. deoter, you would examine my husband, I am afraid his mind is giving way. Family Physician Good gracious! What has he been doing? Mrs. Million He has subscribed ear oral haradred dnllara in th VTnrtri'a u Nw Yerk Weekly. Sue Worn II In FUlts. He Do You remember hoar I mJ tm call your hslr golden, dear? She Yes',' but you never do new. Why is it? He Beeaue, when I saw you take (t down the other night, 1 discovered that it was plaited. Lawrence Amerioaii. Strong I'.vldnnoc. New Tenant Bay, I bolieve that there are skunks about this place. Landlord Oh, that can't be! What makes you think so? Tenant I dug up twelve suits af -clothes in tha garden yesterday, Law reno American. Business Before Plcaaar. The Minister What a pleasure to be good! Are you good, Tommy? Tommy No, but I'm goin' U tussi over a new leaf soon as I llci thsd Thompson kid business before pleasure. swars ssr usee... sang y a weekly. at.