n Advertising Ra'es. For Legal TTotiooa. Tho following price foi '"al ndvenls Idj has beon Adopted by the Oajiuon ADVOCATE. OhMtor Notice - - - - $4 00 Aadltor'e Notices - - - - 4 00 Cstnmlsstonor's Notices - - 4 00 Divorce Notlcos - 4 00 Administrator's Notices - - 8 00 Executor's Nollco - - - - 3 00 Other legal advertising will bochargod for fcy the square. H. V. HortMmer. Jr., gofrlhlier. Weissport Easiness Directory. TT1RA.XKMN HOUSE, KAST WKIBSrOUT, TENN'A. This house oilers nrst-class accommodations lo the permanent boarder and transient guest Pwllfl prices, only one uoiiar per nay. augMy Joiw llKiimo, Proprietor Oscau Ckristinan, wjcissront, PA.- Livery and ExcJianqc Stable. (yr d ng carriages anu saie urmim ''' est accommodations to agents and travellers tall and telecranh orders promptly attended to Olytmeatrlal. mav2i-i' v The - Weissport - Bakery, 0. W. LAURY. I'ROrRIKTOR. Delivers Fresh Bread mid Cakes In Weissport, In the store 1 have a Pine Lino of Confectioner;, ir the Holiday Trado. Hunday schools and fc l T&ts suopllod at lowest prices. deCMim R. J. HONGEN, OCCHSSOlt TO OllAltI.ES SCIIWKITZKlt, Near the Canal Drhlgo, In JBAsJT WEISSPORT, Penna , Is prepared to do all kinds ot Blacksmithingland Horse-Shoeing, t very Reasonable Trices. TIRK Sr.TTINO A Hl'HClALTY. .Also, Agent for the ' P. P. Mast Road Cart, the Cheaoost and Host oif the market. fcb2-yt Heaiauarters for CABTOES 1 Henry Ohristman Fort Allen House, Weissport, Bells the Popular and Celebrated Burlington O and O York SIH3LH AND 10UBLB OABBUOSS At prices that are considerably less than compe tltlon. I have all styles and qimlltle which I wish ybu would not fall to Inspei' before making purchases. mayll-3m f Retailers; of FRUITS tfo to l" SEAGER'S EAST WEISS PORT, 'Penna., L He receives a car-load of fresli f , fruits every week, including everything seasonable, such n. x Peaches, Watermels, Cantcloup vs. &c, &c. It will pay you to t leave your orders, with him vsave, freight and have goods de livered tree. . Over Canal Brite I J 0 S 0 0 II Fa FliXi, UNDERTAKER AND DKALKIt IX FURNITURE, PARLOR SUITKS, BED ROOM SUITES, ., e. Prices the very lowest. Quality of goods the best. Satisfaction guaranteed In every particular. daskbt.3, Coffins and Shrouds We have a full linn which we wilt furnish Ifet lowest possible prices. FlourFo'ea, ,&c Of the choicest quality at very reasonable prices Call aud be convinced. JOSEPH F. REX, AprH-ly EAST WEISSPOUT. DENTISTRY, Dr. J. A. Mayer &Scn. "Dr. GEORGE H. MAYER, a Graduate from the Dental Department of the University of Pennsylvania,. 'has opened an olUce In the s.une building with his father, secoud Hour In the Hay Window, 00 BROADWAY, MAUC1I CHUNK, PA., and Is hnw prepared to reeeltoovcryoneliiuecrt ot nrst-class deutul service. lune 8-sa-ti Lehighton Business Direotory. VAL. SCIIWAKTZ.Tlank St tho oldest fund ture house In town. ICverv, description u furniture always on nana, races verv low. WA. I'KTKRS, .Saloon aud llestaurant. Bank . Street. Krtjsli Lageralwaysontap- Oys n season. Drop tn aud see us. novl2-ty ESRANO'B 8IIAV1NH SALOON, opposite tin Advocates Okkick, Is ho.idiurters f Having and hatreuttlng. Cigars & tobacco sold 0 TO Fits. RODEKKlt, under the Exchange 3 Hotel, Bank street, tor a smooth shave or n lashlonabie hair eut. r Wosml on Sunday's. Iloedcr's llalrtonle, cures Dandruff. BEUABI.EJEW.a:EU,)(x, Jt,uas8s opp. public hUOAitE. m fiatmmim AnvnpiTR OPTICI5. Bank T street, plain and fancy Job printing a sped- y, ADVOCATK Oliu uuu.,1 ,vi jm. ... m.hi.vw. . dealer In choice wands ot whiskies, gin, uranuies, wines, we. v? n v. Our Ohurohes. HlfCTIlODlST EPISCOPAL. South Rank street. jm. ounaay services uv iu . -. 'r",f;.;". uuuday scuooi 3 p.m. nsv. m;un,oJwi mlllNlTY LUTHKKAH. iruil airvci, ouimiij T services 10 a. in.. ((iermant, 7.00 p. in., l'.ng ifshBunda J. H.'Kuuau.lWor. EEFORMKD, Lehigh street. Sunday services at 10 a. m..(OerinaiO,T.oo p. m.. (English), Bundavschoota iT. in. J.ALViNRitnBit,l'ustor. ESVANflKLICAL, South street. Sunday service" E atlOa.in..(llerraan). T.oop. in.. tEngllshl Sunday whooli p. m. J.B.Nkwiiaut, Pajior. CATHOLIC, corner Northampton and CosJ $1.00 a Year in Advance. VOL. XVII.. No 52 Professional & Business Cards. Hoxaoo Hoydt, ATTOltNEY AT LAW, NOTA11Y riJULIU, OFKicm-Tho Room recently occupied by W. XI. Itapslfer. tANK STREET, LEHIOIITON. PA May be consulted In English and Oerman. July -ly W. M. Rapsher, VTTOnNEV ahb COONSELLOn AT LAW. AND DISTRICT ATTOUNKY, Plrst door nbovo the Mansion House, MAUOII CHUNK, .... PGKN'A. Keal Estate nnd Collection Agencj. Will Buy ind Sell Ileal Estate. Conveyancing iicnlly done. Jollections promptly made. Settling Estates ol tecMients a slieclalty. May bo consulted In Cnslltliniul Oerman. nov. Kfi-yi W. G. M. Soiple, PHYSICIAN AND 6UU0E0N. SOUTH STREET, LEHIGHTON Slay bo consulted III English and Oerman.- ipccial attention given 10 gynecology. Ocfick Hoims Prom 12 M. tn 2 P. M.,aud rom u to 9 P. M, mar. ai-yi A.. S. Rabenold, D. J?. S , ncn 0KiCRi-Ovcr J. w: ltaudenbush' Liquor Store, BANK STREET, LEHIGHTON. leiitl'lrvln all Its branches. Teeth Extracted .Ithout Pain. Has administered when requested. Ollce Days -WEDNEHDAY of each week. . (I. iirtdie.is, ALLLNroH, j.Vii 3-yt Lehigh county. Pa. F. I. SMITH, D. D. S., Oftlce opposlto the Opera House. Bank Street, Leh M ton, Pa. DENTISTRY IN ALL ITS BRANCHES, filling and making artlllcial dentures a special- ty. I-ocal anesthetics used, las administered anil Teeth Fxtracted WITH OUT PAIN. IFPICE HOURS: From 8 . nu to 12 m., from l p. m., to 5 p. m., from 7 p. in., to 8 p. m. Consultations In English or Herman Oillce Hours at llazleton-hvery batuidav. Jet 15-87 ly . Dr. H. B. REINOHL, Graduate ot Thlla. DentalCollege. DENTISTRY ! IN A 1.1, ITS BRANCHES. Perscryation of the 'feelli a Specialty. OPl' luls iiOUHS: t rom a. m. io o p. m. )AK HALL, Martet'Siinara, Maneh Chunk; BRANCH OFFICE: AST - MAUOH - CHUNK Two Doors North of Post-Office. H'l'ICE HOURS: 7 to ua. in. and 5 to 7 p. m Aprll2Mra DR. G. T. EQX 172 Main Street, Bath, Pa, IT EAhTOU, 8WAX IIOTKL, TUK90AYS. vr ALI.KNTOWN, AMKUICAN HOTEtTllUltSUAl IT 1UN00H. Broakwav HOUSK, MONUAVS. vtUath, Wednesdays and Satuiidays. OiTlco Hours From 9 a. m. to 4 p. m. Practlci Imlted to diseases of the ye,Ear, Nose&Throal t-Also, Refraction of the Eyes for the adjust aent of glasses. Stoves, Tinware, Heaters and Ranges, In Great Variety at Samuel Graver's ropular Store, Bank Street. Hoofing and Spouting a special ty. Stove repairs furnished on short notice. Reasonable! ! PRANK P. DIEHL, NORTH STREET. , Practical Iilaeksiulth& Ilorseshoer Is nrenared to do al work In his line X-AIn tho beit manner and at the lowest rlci'B, Please c ill. novao-80-ly. PACKERTON HOTEL, Midway between Maueh Chunk & Lehighton, Z. 11. 0. HOM, Proprietor. PACKERTON, - - - Pknsu. This well-known Hotel li iidmirnbly rcfltted, and has the best accommodations for permanent and transient boarders. Excellent Tables aud the 'ery pest Liquors. Stables attached. 1aii5-yt MANSION HOUSE Opposite L. & S. Depot, DANK STREET, - LEHIGHTON, 0. II, HOM, PROPRIETOR. flils house offers first-class accommodations for ranslent nnd permanent boarders. It has been ewly reflttedln all Its deiuirtments. and is local d In one of the most picturesque portion of the borough. Tcnns moderate, f ir The b A R I- upplieil with 'he choicest Wines, Liquors and Mgars. Fresh i-igcr on Tap. apr 17-yl T. J. BHETNEY tespectfullv annonnees to the Merchants of Le llghton anil others thathals now prepared to lo all kinds o( Hauling or Freight, Express Matier anti) Baggage On reasonable terms. Orders ole at Sweeny's orner Storo or al my reslden retl I'lNEhl.. M-xr Sie Pemeteiy, will receive prompt alten son. Patronage solicited. For Nerel Dr;igns and Most Fashionsh'e Styles of DRESS GOODS. DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS. SILVERWARE, &c, &c. GO TO R. H. SNYDER, Bank Street, Lehighton. Goods gusrtnteed and prices as low ss flv where for the same quality ofgoodi JulTl8,lW-y An Attack tof Gravel. Tho Terrible BuDerlne of n. IVonan nt 00. How She sraa Ilappllr Cared. There Is nothlnir I now enjoy thst I do not owe to hSTlnnnsod Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, made at Ilondout, N. T. My troubles befrm In my Mwnej anairom wmcn l noyer expected to recor er. First there were pslns In tnybsck,lWM fever ish, with no appetite and could not sleep, I was com. .polled to use a cane, and finally g-ot so weak that I coma not acana aione. xne distress In my back war lomuie. iwas onnunsr np wun a f erer or constant, ly shlverinjr as If cold. Mr physicians said I HAD BRIGHT'S DISEASE, which was alarmln Information. To add to m f . fllctlon after I hid been 111 about two years, I had a uaa aiwca oi urayci. wnon inu made Its arpcer. ance my phyelclan Rare npmy-iaso,and I resumed myself to die. I had four doctors attend me, the best In the country, yet I constantly grow worse. Six years ago last June, how well I remember the time! I saw Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy advertised In our paper. After nsio one bottle I threw nr m cane and went to New Tork on a visit, and three bot tles enred me. I hare never had a retnrn of Gravel, nor of the pains or weakneis In the back, and though a am orer sixty years ol age I am Now Vigorous and Strong M ,n T K,.me-. fl a11 ray own work, and zr r . '1 .1 iu i uniu. l seep ine meai- elne in the lioiyo sort g-ive It to mrjrrandchildren. and recorarnend i t whenever I can. TVhat rh j-Blclins and all of the various remedies 1 had taken could not fl?.P.r- Kcnne;lj's rarorlto mly dld-it stared tlu disease and iniulqnie a slromr. Tleomua woman. Jdre. Ihuellne 1'. itiiuei-.lJurg Hill, Ohio. Or. Kennedy's Favorite HGiuetly. I'rerarod by Dlt. HATf't ItENNKDV, UONHOUT.N. Y. tire- dtl'o BiifortS. Byalldruirirlsu. Horse Doctor, (Honorary (Iraduato of Ontario Vet. College.) Office: Carbon House Bank St.. Lchighloii CASTRATION, DENTISTRY, ANU Diseases of Horse and Cattle, SUCCESSEULLY TREATED. Special and Particular Attention paid to LAMENESS :-: SPAVINS, -Splints, Ringhonc, Hoofbound, And all diseases prevalent among Domet'catcd Auimais. ills Ilorso and Cattle Powilers sold b hi in elf and stores generally. imitation Free Charges Moderate. Ca Is bytelegraph and telephone promptly at- 4xil uucu iu uieiaiiuus .aKiiuiuiy I'eriormeu AT THE Central &rug Store, OPP. THE PUBLIC SQUAItE Hank Street, Lehighton, Pa., IS HEADQUARTERS FOR Pure Drugs and Medicines, FinoS6aps,"Brushesf&tf, &c, Clioice Wines and Liquors, Largest Assortment of Library Lamps ! Wall Paper and Decorations! Spectacles ! When you buy a pair of Shoos you want a good fit. But If you need SPECTACLES it is much more Important that the EYE should be iccommodatcd with correct lenses and a proper ly fitting frame which will bring the lenses di rectly beforo the centre of the eye. If you buy your spectacles at Dr. Horn's you will find the above points properly attended to. PEHSCHIPTIOSS CaSfally CompiiM OctlS-lfW New Liven, Fei Store AT PACKERTON. LEOPOLD MEYEUS refpo tifnliv Informs the peoplo of Paokcrton and vicinity that he has Just opened a LIVERY 8TAUI.E on BEAVER St., whero peisons dan bo supplied with Good, Safe Teams elilier for Funeral, Wedding or for Haul, ng Purposes at very Lowe-it Rates. In connec lon therewith he has also In stock the very best brands of l'l.oiru ami ri:ici. 1,0 ,.mt scl' it Lowest Prices. Attention, Builders! The undersigned Is stl t working the DOI.ON 3TO.N1-. gUARRY, and Is prepared to supply, at shortest notice and at Lowest Prices, persons who desire with GOOD SIONE for BUILDING PURPOSES. Call and Inspect tho Stones and learn Prices tefore purchasing elsewhere. LEOPOLD MEYERS, Ieb.2-ly rackerton, r.i. D. J. KISTLER Itesectfiilly announces to the public tli.it he has opened aNEW LlVKltY STABLE, rind that h" is ?w.?.r'"ilc,..,0.,un,,1, Teams for Funerals, Wedd'ngs or Business Trips on the shortest n lac and. .most liberal terms. Orders left ut the Carbou House" will receive prompt attention. STABLES ON NORTH 8TREET, next tlmllotol, Lehlzhton. Ian22ti- Howard Deifeuderfer Opposite toe Public Square, IIask Street, Lehioiiton, ilANUFAGXOREn- OF - FINE - OIliAltS Also a Choice Line of Tosiccoes, Ciaina, and Suokebs Suppues. Sir Don't Forget to Call-OT SHOEMAKER'S Horse and Cattle Rowflcr. Joshua Shoemaker, Proprietor CHERRYVILLE. P. O., Northampton eo., DIRECTIONS Forn horse, 1 tablespoonful, two or three tiroes a weeki when sick, 2 table spoonsful aday. For a Cow, 1 teaspoonful twiconwAeki when sick, twice aday. -Tiie same for Hogs. For Poultry mix with leed. , .1t2TT"''l,0"'er Is i prepared afterthe recipe of the late Dr. II. O. Wilson, and Is the genuine article. Owntrs ot above Rawed anlnwa. ikeuld 119 tv INDEPENDENT " Lohighton, Carbon County, Penna. Novomber 9, THE SECRET. I havs hoard a fearful secret; To the shah I will not tell It; I will hide It from my sweetheart. From my merry, dear companions, When they ask. This It Is: The clod I trample v n , aa me sinui or Alexander, And the waters of the ocean In the veins of haughty princes , Once ran red. And the dust clouds of the desert Were the lira of lovelr womem Where are they, and they who kissed tfaemt , i uitdt ojos, ana noauty passes. Naught abide Where Is Jamshyd, and his beaker t Solomon, and where his mirrorf Which ot all the wise orofesaora Knows when Kaus and Jamshyd flourished nnocan ioiit They were mighty, yet they vanished, Names are all they left behind themt Olory first, and then an echo; Then the very echo hushes All Is still. Oh, my shah, ask not my secret I Sweetheart, I must hide it from youl They who hear it are not merry; Power dies, and beauty passes Naught abides. Atlantic FJIANZ AND ILKA. Tho summer had como In the moun tains. The snow and ice were gone from tho yalleys, but high up In the peaics or tuo Alps the glaciers hunrr, threatening avalanches. In tho blithe spirits ongendored by the fresh, warm air, the villagers, whose homes wore in the valley of the Drauso,' smiled back ot tho menacing leer of the glaciers. There was happiness in the narrow valley, happiness due to the protniso of the season, to tho mating of young men and maidens, to tho sunshine warming the gelid blood of the old men and wo men, Tho children frolicked in the towns. A gay noto resounded in the valley and was echoed by the hills; Uie voices of all tho mountaineers were pitched in a high koy, indicative of light ness of heart. And amid all the gladnoss there came a tone of surprise that deepened into the graver volca or alarm, apprehension, "What can it moan?" neighbor asked of neighbor. The sun shone in their faces. but could not dispel the shadow of fear. Tho Drause had dried un suddenlv. There was no water in tho narrow, deen channel, and up above on the mountains tho snow and ico were melting and run nlng in ever swelling streams into the river. Floods wero usual. The villagers always smiled at the torrent; for, know ing the Height to which it would rise, they iiad built beyond its reach. Neigh bors would lean out of their windows and talk to each other in loud tones above the angry rlvor, and lovers would iioiu iryisto on tne uriages that were swung across it. No, from tho usual summer flood there was no danger, but tho drought portended ill. Where but an hour before gladness reigned, terror was king. But Franz, the light footed guido, sure on a precipico as a goat nnd strong as a mountain Hon, bade tho villagers be of good cheer and ho would soon bring" Dacic news from tho hills. Ho yodeled a farewell to Ilka, his love, and bounded up tho valley, the terror stricken inhab itants looking after him in dumb fear. Ho was not gone long, and when he came running down tho hill the villagers gathered about him anxiously. "They are drowning above while you wo almost dying of thirst here." ho said. "Tho glacier has slipped Into the river ana formed a coree that is damininc back the water. It is rising and sub merging the hamlets clinging to tho rock above the dam. Soon the river will rise above the gorge and break it, or we shall do swept away." Cries of horror, groans of' anguish. greecea nts story. Helplessly, strong men looked at each other and at their homes, which they could not carry to places of safety. Women cluntr to their children, while they embraced each other ana wept. Ilka, palo and trembling, but fearless, stood by her lover's side. "Franr," she Bald, and her voice never was tnoro sweet to hira, who loved overv note of it, "you said it was ice, and ice can be cut. "Yes; it can be cut." Franz renlied. emoracmg ner; ana tho words passed from Hp to Hp. "It can be cut," Itesolutlon followed aulcklv unon the realization that the only way to avert the danger was to out a channel through tho gorge and thus let the waters escanfl gradually. A party of ax men, Franz at their head, was formed, and, bidding the women fly to the hills with the children, the rescuers marched rapidly, with axes on their shoulders, to faco the terrible danger, to engage In combat with It. and defeat, If possible, the fulfilment of its threat. The hasty gathering together of provisions for the ax men had not al lowed of farewells, but Franz had oppor tunity to say to Ilka as she hung a bag over his shoulder: "Loved one, do not come back to the valley until I come for you. Promise." bho sealed the promlso with a kiss. and then gave him her lithe strength to the assisting of the old and feeblo to a place where the flood could not reach them. The ax men went to work with desner- ation to out a channel in the solid mass of ice. They wero divided into two nar- ties and worked toward each other. The work did not flag a moment, for when one man was exhausted, another took lib place. Dy thus relieving each other they pushed the work rapidly. Not ono of them faltered or grew weak through fear, and they all knew that at any mo ment tho dam might break and hurl them to death against the rocks below. The two cuttings were approachlne ach'other and they seemed to be near tacttiir, srhea It u discovered that a mistake had been made in the course, and that they would pass instead of meeting. This discovery caused momen tary dismay, for the water was almost at the top of the dam, and apparently there would bo no time to cut across from one canal to the other before It overflowed. Hut Franz, tireless mid full ot couraeo. ran to the top of the glacier, swinging his ax and colling to others to follow. There were soon bo .many cutting the ico In a narrow place that there was scarcely room for the axes to pass each other in the air. Just when tho lookout shouted: "Rnnl It is comingl The water is over!" the cross channel was cut to the depth of the other two, and the mu fled for their Uves, The water jjourrd into the sluice they had tucde, washed out the blocks of Jce they loft, and poured In a strong but not dangerous flood Into tho bed of the Drause. A shout of joy arose from the throats of the exliausted men, who saw the suc cess of tkeir desperate efforts to save their homes, and who threw themselves Jke ssMuad rrt. spWU bqrn Live and Let Live." uau ivoicning ino worn run along iuu uiuumuin sines snouting tho glad tid ings. Tim women heard tho nows with thanksgivuig nnd returned to tholr homes to preparo food for tho men. Tho chil dren ran with them, but the youths de layed to help tho old nnd f oeblo, nnd their return was slower than that of tho wo men, but not loss joyous. But Ilkn would not leavo tho moun tain, though tho maidens coaxed her to join their chorus of joy. She wouldwalt until Jjranzcamo, for so sho had promised liitn. She sat on tho rock unon which most of tho women had camped, and lis- lunou io uio singing ana glad Bhouts that pamo from tho valloy, and all tho while looking and longing for tho coming of crunz up.ino UlllslUe. Suddenly sho leaned tn llPr font nnrl held her breath, while sho put her hand tohor heaitnnd terror blanched her face. Her rosy cheeks, vhich Franz loved to kiss, and which wero envied by all tho young women or iiartlgny, becamo white anu cold ns snow. A report louder than o simultaneous discharge of many cannon had burst upon nor ears, it cauio from tho direc tion of tho gorge and terrified every ner son in tho valloy. Women ran out of tho houses asking the cause, Tho young women paused in tho pooanof thanks giving, the youths halted with the old men. AH queried: "What was that?" Tho men leaped to their feet from the easy positions in which they had been lying, and wrung their hands in agony. Soino in grim irony throw their axes into the flood. Tho channel had weak enod thelrreat Ice dam and it could not Btand tho heavy weight of the water bo- iiitia it, ana with a deafening noiso it gave way. Tho dammed un waters leaped into tho bed of tho river, and swept upon tho valley. Tho men stood helplessly watching it. Ilka from her post on tho rock saw it coming and hor clear voice rang out Uko a buglo; "Runl run to tho mountains! The flood is upon youl" And many, hoedinar. ran: but nnm stopped to savo valuables, and tho youths would not desert tho feeble. These were drowned in Martigny; they who delayed for gold, tho helpless, and they who stayed by their sido to assist them out of tho reach of tho waters, and many chil dren who wero playing in the strecta where their mothers could not find them. Ilka on the high rock saw the devasta tion nnd death wrought by the flood that passed quickly in its wild rush. But many were saved, and when tho mpn. scrambling along tho mountain "sides, camo looking for thoir wives and chil dren, thoy learned that Ilka had warned tho villagers. Tlioso who found soino of their family blossed her, but those who came back to learn that all whom thoy held dear wero doad, gnashed their teeth andcUnched their hands until tho jails of their fingers drow blood. But Ilka Bat still. Sho knew Franz was looking for her on tho mountain, for bIio had been told ho was not injured by the flood; and the Impulse to yodel was strong within her. Nono had a voice like hers, and if it should rinir out on tho siionco of the valley, whore thero was only aumb, despairing grief, ho would hear and answer. But sho could not; it would bo such a mockerv to hn joyous amid all that woo. So sho waited. and presently sheheard Franz yodoUng on the mountain, and sho climbed to him, but did not answer, Sho was fleet and strone, and soon crossed his path, and in tho solitudo of tho mountain they met and kissed; but they wero silent, for both felt tho prcsenco uf death In the valley below. After a few moments of grateful joy that thoy had been spared to each other, thoy went swiftly to the valley, to minister to the Borrow Btricken. Alexander L. Kinkead in Drake's Jlogazlno. Toys Galore. Trado in penny toys is on tho increase. Thoro is something new overy day. The penny banpipja bell by the thousand. The feature of them is that though the man plays what he calls a "flinr" on the very bagpipes you buy, no sopjad can be got out of thorn when you vako thorn home. Thero is a penny bird in a caco. with a cat trying to get at It, and an ingenious penny .uonicey that kicks a penny put upon its tan into a monoy box. Colo rado beetles in all the colors of the rain. bow tiro the stock of one man: nlmrors you can't knock down though you try ever bo hard aro a second's specialty; a tldrd sella Lord Salisbury and Sir. Glad stone in mortal combat, and bo on. ji. Keuuemun lately bought un a sample of each penny novelty for a time, but stopped when he found that he had collected over a hundred in a fortnight, Most of thera aro Parisian, and the largest firm of dealers (it is a great pro fession) is said to number a sporting lord anions its members. London Tid Bits, i lie Wai Cock-sure. Brown De Grow looks verv noorlv. !. tTn I i. ,, ' uun u iivi uu uua nut many yeara to uve, I fear. Jones Ho won't live six months, and you can bet on it. I've said so for tho last three years, and I know what I'm talking about. Epoch. Tho gifts mado to Princess SoDhia. of i-russia, at uer blrUi, such as norcelain and household ornaments, have boon kept intact, and tho boxes will only bo opened at the time of her marrlago with the siown prinoo of Greece, which is soon to take place. MORSELS OF GASTRONOMY. All minds are not built alike nor all stomachs. The doctor follows close on the heels of the ignorant cook. To cat without enjoying what we oat is a wasto of time and material. Don't allow meat and vegetables to be placed in the same compartment of tho refrigerator. Don't eat pork. When it is absolutely unavoidable to do bo, it should be ren dered harmless by being thoroughly cooked by a strong fire. The chemists of the national agricul tural department are about to begin tho work of investigating the different arti ficial foods now on tho market, it is re ported. Mushrooms are a familiar article of food, but they aro only ono of the many edible fungi in America. Tho familiar giant white pull ball, lycoperdon glean- teum, is, for instance, as good eating as any, It is a curious fact, brought out by the New York commissioner of labor statis tics, that prison estimates of the amount of food needed to sustain life are more liberal than estimates for persons depen dant u.BubU aluudtJ. Itracafe 1889. MOUNTAIN PINES. Bee on the mountain top afar, Those lofty pinnacles that reach Bo near to heaven that a star Burns like a taper bright In each. There, changeless all the seasons through. aunt, grwa cauieurai una its spires. The first to catch the morning dew, The last to hold the sunset fires. Within its aisles no sound Is heard While summer's service decks the nave; its anar knows no priest; no bird Sings from the emerald architrave. But when, wrapt In her shroud of snow, Beneath the roof llpi earth asleep, A mournful music, measured, slow. Wakes In the summ it ot yon steep. That solemn dirgo of winter brings The hearts to ponder thought dlrlne; It Is God's harper strikes the string Stretched on the forest harp ot tunel Frank Dempster Sherman. HOW TODDLES PROPOSED. Mr. Toddles aroso ono morning in very melancholy mood. It was ltis rorty-ufth birthday, and ho was still bachelor. "Time Is flying," ho "said. "Youthhaa gono. I have nothing to look forward to but a miserable single Ufo at a board lnj; house. Why have I never married? It is too late now" Toddles! you in?" cried a voice at tha door. "I want to consult vou." "Como in come in." reDliod Toddlna. anu mo aoor oponea to admit a tall iron tlimiui, with a head Uko the nomilar Portraits or anaicespeare and a board which ho trimmed in tho war boat cnl cutatad to impress the likeness on all bo- IlOlUC-l'S. Ho woro a very showv Uttla smokinc juuKtcana a cap to match, and carried in his nana a roll of manuscript and stylographio pen. Ho looked wliafc hs wns a literary, man. His serials, which wero of the most romantio sort, wore rettd with avidity br .all tharonnr? Ia- aus wno sut)6crlbea for The Weekly Qushsr or who bought it at the stands or stationers' stores or borrowed it of thoir neighbors. Bis horocs were novor more than two and twenty; resembled, ac cording to description, the wax flgura with which hair dressors decorate their windows; srnokod constantly; rolled up inoir eyes continually; ana' all possessed ellk night gowns and slept on silkon nil- lows, and put ram perfumes on their nanaiterchiers and decorated their but tonholes with hot house plants, and had only to double their fist and shako them at any other man in order to make him fall ns flat as tho walls of Jericho. In fact, they wero oven mixtures of the A) olio Belvedere and the dandy of the uuio ot ino spectator, with some of the stuff that goes to the making of the hero or the modorn prize rintr. Howavar. tho crirls Hlrprl thorn nH tv.nv l, o . , wauj u ...... - rieu dame sighed over the romances and wiihcd that her prosaio John wa more or that pattern. "Good morning, Toddles, old fellowl" saia Jlr. Sparkle, genially. "Hera am, coming for advice again! When ever I want genuine advice I coma to you. You havo literary, taste. It' a confounded pity that you aro rioh. Tod dies you'd havo mrida your marjewith your pen olse. Well, you'll advise mT "I shall be delighted, I'm sure," said Toddles "delighted I But you flatter mo." "Not at all," responded Mr. Sparkle, "Breakfast is not ready yet; I'll just rend this to you, if you don't mind. I've taken anew departure in this serial I've introduced an old fellow." "How old?" oskod Toddies. -i iiirty," reaporuled Bpnrkle "almq-t thirty." now,! con mat young," eaiaToddlfs. "Of course it is, in real life," BfJd Sparkle, "Forty is young, to all intents nnd purposes. But literary age is very different. It would blast an authors refutation to make a heroine but of ber teens or a hero out of his twenties. This 80-year-older is an old bachelor who has long adored a certain lady, and remains unmarried for her sako. She is going uown into tna vale or years nve-and-twenty of 'cm--a spinster for lova of him. Neither guesses the love of the other good point, oh?" "Very," said Tbodles. "Now, tho question is," said Sparkle, "whether to unite them or to havo her confess her love for him beside his death bed." "The latter!" cried Toddles, errthusl astically, "But have htm recover after all, and then marry 'eta." Sparkle started up and grasped Tod- uie nana. "Magnificent!" ho said. "You always nave original Ideas." He sat down at Toddles' desk and b gan to lanco his stylographla pen Into tue air in a furious manner highly sag gCBtlvo of delirium tremens. However, Toddles was not alarmed; he knew that he was only getting his pen into work ing order. "Ah!" ho said, as a drop of ink ap peared at tue point or tho instrument, "horo we aro at lastl" Ho jotted down a memorandum, and then wheeled about. "Let me read you this," he said; "I think you will like it.- My hero is soliloquizing imagining that he h de claring his love ahetnt" and Mr. Sparkle pushed his smoking cap to the back of bis head, smoothed his Shakespearean beard with his hand and began: " 'Beloved ono Nay, start not; long have I called thee bo in my soul' " "Is he u Quaker?" inquired Mr. Tod dle. "No, no; I always use 'thee' and 'thou' for strong love passages," replied Sparkl. "See?" "Oh, yee," replied Toddles. "How stupid of met" "Not at all," raid Sparkle. "Let me oeei 'Beloved one Nay, start not; long have I called thee so In secret. Have not my eyes revealed to theo the tale my tongue refused to utter? Hast thou not guessed that my heart lay at thy feetf Nay, cruel one, thou turn est from me. Should I ask thee to' bo mine scorn would be my portion. And yet, how can I live without thee? Alas! alnst olasl' "What do you think of itf "It's very touching," said Toddle. Do you know, I should like to confide in you." "Do It, do it. mv dear, dear friend." said Mr. Sparkle. "Sparkle, baa It ever come into your mind that I have a secret woe?" said Toddles. "Well, it has." replied Sparkle. 'Tva heard you groan.!' "Tho woe," said Toddles, "is connected with a lady." "I thought bo," said Sparkle. ! sho another's?" "No, no," said Toddles, "no; but there is a coldness in her manner that has pre vented mo from speaking. I have known $1.28 when not paid in Advance. Single Copies 5 Cents ner twenty-nva years sno la auout my ago butl havo nbverdcred'address hor, never shall.' "Courage!" said Sparkle. "I have none whero Henrietta Maria Bvergreon it concernciI,"said Toddles, "Do you over see her?" naked Sparkle, "Onco a year," said Toddles. "I havo a farm down thoro which I let. I go to collect the ront. I always call on Miss liivergrocn. Sho asks me to take tea. I do. Itakoher hand. We part, all." That "Do you never write?" asked Sparkle. "Yes," said Toddles. "Sho is very oharitable. She holds n fancy fairovery summer on hor grounds for tho benefit of an old ladies' homo. I send a cheok. By the way, I have just addressed my envelope containing it. It's there on th. notor."r, 1 tnUt JrU W8"' &ty more next titno," said Sparkle. TmlHlivi onlv rrr,n Just then tho breakfast bell ramr. and Sparkle hastened away. As for Toddles, he gathered up some sheets of paper on his desk, put them into tho envelops directed to Miss Henrietta Jfnria Ever- green, added tho usual check for tho fair for the old ladle' home, and put it in ills popkot to post on his way down town. Hi reached home again, M usual, before dinner time, and was touohlng hltnsslf up m nis room wnen Hparklo knocked at mm aoor. flnlw t ..V it u j ,vu o...r a. oiium, m my manuscript on your dosk this morn- t...- r. i- u . r , . x. n.o iie i rain hi you lllo sollIo,uy.' "Yw. tim: I ,,,,r.mW iw in .r".:zi: :. " Here, said loddl, rummaging his desk, "tin noV.I, l, .1.1 iSi ,a.. v...s ..v. uuuuiug. ,t ujr, wiinv is thls-what is tills? What havo I done great heavens what havo I done?" ,rWhatJ" roared Sparkle, catching the contagion of horror. 'Tve done what must cover ma with thaaaeta ear dyinrdarr' roared Toddles. tlr is the latter I wrote to Miss Hen- rietta Maria Evergreen I have left it ..m-m a - And ftP thm AnTAl frna nnV nuh nn.i. script in instead. Oh, I've dono it I've aoneitl And sho will think I have eons maa. wnT. ra rather havo dlwi than . ww . ... ... v tnt TlftT that". nilM of triflf nnrl n-Mvia -therfnirand thoulnr, hr. Oh. TrHl- "You said you admired it. Toddles." saia tiw indignant) author. I rran a ntwrarr point ot view l do. Mid the baoh.lor. "Se-e here, you nlMnod torn, that .. w, rmU. different y from a literary point of view to wnasu was tn real ure; so Islovemak - me. What is charmlnc I'm iiinv In story is not suitable for a serious busl- - . . . - A. . .1 nm i am in rai me, un, nn disgraced foievw. Shell think I don't know .... - mat 1 11 hnrra rnT.lf r' I "ToddUa " nIH Mr. Rnirll don't do that vet. Wait. Fate haa helpeil you out of your dilemma. The f rain lent is somewhat dlaiointed. T nm awaro. bull it will a-o to thatcolrl woman'. hsart. It will win her, eee if it don't." "Sliewill never speak to me atraln." eaid Toddle. "You dont know Miss EverRreen." "Oh, I know women in General." said ,. - jspartif. vnBiuer ne oia or not. twenty-four trx . i , . . . nourn ot mgntrul anxiety on Mr. Tod- ilT T receipt or a lettsr uvui idb oierijreen, in wnicn sne ex-l pn-eBcd surprise at the depth of his at- csenment. wntcn snsnan nevKraven ana. P1' nfd that the "touching language Wwiuoh be had portrayed it t .1 f a . I n.u wan n.r neart; in rct, sh accepted - I They are married, and Sparkle was ho. man . th. Xf xrl. usuai iu circtjuie vompanion. Ventilation of Chorehea. In n note on ventilating churches the sentiments of Spurgeon and Beecher ars ".,. 1'". n crowaeo uuiuw uuu uui anu uhuj ior want nt air .n iU. n.K. .M. !C ZJ1 1 T j -V . r V out panes enouch of gloss to let in Ood'i pure free air, and that he would settls the damagea at the close of tha service. I ins writer says that hs heard Henry Ward needier rebuke a people near Bos . t xii'.i x.. , luuiutumuMiw Tviiiuniiiig nirir now i town hall, in which ha was lecturing, . I Hesaidi "I never knew a tobacco ohewer I so filthy as to chew over another man's Acelosats will oecur notonlp"ln the bestres quid of tobacco, and yet you will sit here SlJJ;.4;''1"'" bst every where and all timss. and breath over and over again nlthy ti ' ""P!r?"!! 1" ..V?' eM IU rtouiiniF ib mora mtny, ana iw tuintrai T a.t r a Aia m .i. mAH tVAlMMnn. tl... AU I . ......vu, wau imu.u umau. a oonosmtrated form. Yot mnnvl. .i , , . - ... i surons. sy. no provinro ior venuia- rinrr W knMv . U.O.m1 ,1 1.n.1. Ikn, ..w-.v.. w..'tw.io, ..u.w. cost 9160,000, a splendid stone edifice, that lias no means of ventilation ex- cent try raising and lowering the win dow and opening the doors. Tiie present estimated population oil the United State is 04,000,000. The rate of increase, exclusive of immigra tion, is estimated at l.B per cent, per an numabout 100,000 a month. By im migration the increase of population av erages over 48,000 a month, or over 600,- OOOyearly. Tho aggregate annual growth froBa both csiMss dooa not fall far short I of 1,780,000. Th. estimated foreign population is not much below 14.000.000. 1 A practical Joker undertook to touch j" " "- "iiu uio v"&ux i ca; cigar at oiaaeiora, ne. ae toucnea I youns; Mr. Wilson's celluloid collar in stead. The collar promptly disappeared ami a Dig circular blister took: It place. Th. Vain. f Salt irate. "WaU," said Un. HcGudUr, aa the UlA hmt nrwpsper down, '1 saver knew before that salt water had any value." "Way, It hasn't," said her nephew. "Then why do the sailors tako the fcroubl taabipaeear" Washington Cop- Kftl. Customer I say, Mr, Shortrweiaht, abat chtea is full of holes. I ofcortwelghtYea, that's the way its anmM- I , fiitomeWll. I doa't want to nav I. - " ' . - Ca hair n rviin n hnU T If. I ! Didn't Propose to Il Ctieated. The Carbon Advocate an I.VDISFBJtDKNT FABltLV Nkwhpapiu Tub UsheU every Saturday In Lehighton, Carbon Count), Pennsylvania, Ty H arrv V. Morthimer Jr. BANK STREET. $1 00 Per Year In Advanoe ' Beit advertising medium In tl e county. Every description" of Plain and Fancv- J O B PRINTING . very low prices. We do not hf.lintn tn Vwtr.ebe.,tfri equlppedj than any other minting establishment In this section lo tlo nrst-class Job-work, In all r Its branches, at low prices, WhutT "corls mo cry cay. That Little Tickling In jour lliii-nt,. which makes oul cough once Inasvlitle nnd keeps you constantly cle nine Tuiir ti.ical, arises rem catarrh, and ps i-hlaiiliisa conslltutlonal disease the onlifiDi-v crnigh medicines all fail lo hit their I. H'Ut you need is a cnstl. Is ' -"y.iiKo iiooci s Sarsaparilla, I 111 (r,e I ... 1.1. jiauj propie .h(f liavo taken aids nicdl- ,0 tc,of"" llte nn" vih cine foi kcioftils, dytr-epsla, loss of appe- nic, aim oilier lioublcs havo hesn mr. Prlc' llial it should cure this troublesome cough. fJnt to know the actual cattsoef the ct.ush Is to solve tho mystery, Vany cases of consuinuilou can be traced' back to the neglect of some such slight affection fS ,ht -'on.u-.pUon can bo coutroMed"" ... .. ".! lb0 effect of pai i in purifying the b ood. hull. . Ine up ,l,n Ceueral health, and expelling the scrofulous taint which Is the cause of catarrh tun! consumption, has restored to perfect health many persons on whom this dreaded disease tfpmnil f k tia,..A . n hold. Mairlage Is often the outcome of a "ma. lot." I JCPOCII.' I J ne trans'tion from long, lingering and rialu- i Is ?.Kne!, ?P robust health marks an enocli In uio uio tn ine individual. Such a remarkabt ivhe''' V',hsSr'2 !n "? .otJ aS sgVnoy i wncrei-y tiie good health ban h..n at,Ain. ii I grateli.llv blessed. iii.,,i.Tf i. .iTiV rK.'.'.'St " heard In praise of KirtfieTii.r"'"?.!? .' .9"e1!ne.'r.wstoratlon toheaUhtotheus.r,r I ... ' z ...v...v MiLLi-m. nil iiiRnv imi Alterative and Tonln. h mT 'r,0,l01tV any disease or Kidneys. Liver ptoinarti, pr 'long or Short st.indintr m win ... are or ny una re el by use of Electric niilin and tl per bottle at Risiiim'a 'n, will sure' j I Drugstore--'"" Many turbans aro out. I ok to Your Heart Mn-.Chas. tl la . . -.-hmhww. Ill 1 II 1 1 li 1 1 ill IT 1 1 4 had what the d tors call cd, asthma bu hhe Z'1 ''"'e re"ef until slio took Dr. Milesi r : i 'a I.CW CtirO. wfilVli nrmn U wf""i' ,tol,Pejl the pain in chest, swelling n: , r!f"' P"'l "anon, eta sold at I DitTTMiinn I tiniriim' .i.. MiU I .... woum ,88 "Cation Ifhecctlld I gel l" 'fter of t i...iinn ..... frZ h " V uW,V?r &'i:"5!.lf,anc.8 l am!'T MeJ.cine, by L, Silas Lane while in tlietocky m.ul I tanins. For diseases of the blood, liver aid I aiunevs it is a nosilivn niro. t'onar d clearing up the complexion it dots .niiiluK Pl.tl.l.... 1 r l . . l . v' . u "" to it. .cveryono ??'nVt" La,rge"siz Paclt6e. 0 ts. I Al all rlrnu iht' " 8 are oflf contented simply brcause 1,6 "" "ot '"ow any better, I , A sensible man qniu use Kemps Dalsam for the throat ."? 'unKS. ltis curing more casesof Conshs. Alt Bronchitis, Croup and all inr.V7 nt"t "ings Troubles", than any other r; .;rT:S'? i . 6..n,,uu .wui imimiueeresio conTinco you of tho-mcrit of this I y. uarae iiottie bUoanil II. I r . . ... I ne hardest habit to acquire Is that of woikliur steadllv. I nit usuiLiritmni .i . ,..... i. .... W?S: writer says: "Proper local treatment Is positive. IT Tl MtllBrv In snxaasa a - a.a A geierl .t.bV physlcia""; afford but tSapi" v.. ., j. ,u(i cauQo. do sxpectao I rom ff-ffi 5,0.wl"..' dom;he? l. washes" eiT's "J'" "m' w COPAblnss the ne..to"lS,;SU:nth '' aad'pl..,..,. Sprees are mile posts alonr the road to rain. The worst feature about catarrh is its uanjerons tendency to tr..l.. cl ' "r.V"" '". ""U'". ""'" epri cure catarrh by puriry- rcopie coinplltnent what thoy adtulro and flatter what they wish to fool Ttiaak yon madam, mueh Ininroved. h.v - - "i0"" '"t aeajth thlsmernisgr .r.. t ,. a Dome or Dr. Unll's Uough Svrup last night, i".11, afterthe first doss, my coogh was checked! 1 lllflt. Well I A 1r r4 V, n w . 1 a . . . uvea, i kougat uornlna-. ' -uueu onco this ' Wlcn 8reat man stoops or trips, the onkvaht r, or(l. - ! f ,,.,,l ..!J .. : ...... .TV - . f " -----,' u..ivr,.lul,. A-ipib imi, cbiuoiisn a l,y Jie of thousands of people, that II 1 t ' , i , 1 . . .Autn, HiBiuaruis uoes cure aernfti n call rheum, and other diseases or aiiectiona arising from impure state or low condition of tho blood. It also overcomes that tired leelintr, creates a good appetite, and gives strength to every part of the system. Try ii The deer of a secret tin supposes It is ha they ait talking about. C. P.-A New Principle. treat physician has discovered that f.heT 10 .BCt ,on the stomach, viii-i' ii-ii.. ? "irougn moir nerves. fel0A SSif1 1 my " r TLo,n"8 drUfi Keoentanea u th. hp. . clear lire ensuing. Lehlghion Knterprlse. Th. Will know, anil Tu,n,il. . t. Thomas, has taken tke agency lor W. lie's Llvsr Itsrnlattr which he raaommenrii tr ,h. quick ture of Dyspepsia, Ulllouintii, Liver I illoed Troables. Trial hot- lies ire.. It Is a w.ll kn.wn fart Ikftl PtlFtlm i. 1. and Uonsamptlon (Jure has cured Uoniuatutloa sad Uhronte Ooaghs and Colci, whsa a lelse failed. Price U cents. The wild oats of youth chaDze into the briars of manhood. rortunate Father and Hun. "I am as certain as I now live." mr, p. , E. Bartholomew, of Kalkaskas Mich., "that Vr. David Kennedy's Fayori(e Kemedy, of Kondoul, N. V., aavrd my life when I was a victim if that terrible renal disorder Brieht's Disease. Mv son had a lever nn on hie leg. He, too, used Favorite Remedy, and is now well. But for this medicine I am sure both father and ton would have been six feet under the sod. - Great sou's have wills; otheronly feeble r tabes. Didn't Want a Girl. i-ast summer mv wife's health wrax all run down, and she wanted me to hlre'a girl todothework. In aliulo uhiln 1 Vnnn.i one I thought would suit her. when tn m surprise she said I need not hire auv one. 'he felt much tetter, and thought sn- omer uoiue oi ouinnur lllttera uiM run. er. Donsld Uroy, 41 Worcester so us re. Hn.f. ".vu.