GENTS.
FURNISHINGS.
Big Stock.
than
being
HATS, CAPS,
Boots & Shoes.
TRUNKS, &c.,
Bank
i All
IS HEAJJQUARTEtiS FO
GENERAL j HARDWARE,
A.LL kinds of goal,
OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE,
Bank Street, Lehighton,
BRIGG'S
IIA3
-
SlCK. H'jSAlIJLCnCl.
IN ITS
NERVOUS, BILLIOUS, OR CONGESTIVE FORMS.
This Remedy Is the prescription of ono of the leading physicians of Paris, France
and visused by him' with unparallalel success for oyer thirty years, ami was first; given
l the Public as a proprietary medicine In 1S78. aud since that time It has found Its waj
late almost every country on the face of the globe, and become a favorite remedy with
thousands of the, leading physicians. Medicul societies have discussed its marvelous suc
cess at their annual conventions, and after their official chemists have analyzed It and
found that It contained no opiates, bromides, or other harmful ingredients, quietly
placed it among their standard remedies.
TESTIMONAL.
L. R. BROWN, M. D.
23 West Jersey St.,
Elizabeth,' N. J., June 28, 1889
Tbli Is to certify that I bavo used for pome months with much satisfaction, the combination
of Mmedlei, for Ileaaacbe, known as Brio's' llnadache Troches. The remedy cures more bead,
as&cs especially such as eflect Nervous Women than anything I am acquainted with, ami il
this certificate will be the means of bringing u to a favorable attention of suderers from that
'"uble, I shall leel that I haye done them a service. L. R, BROWN, M. D. '
PEICE, 25
Sold by all Druggists, or sont'
ELIZABETH, IS". J.
August 31, '89.
Closing Out at Gost.
Bargains for You
On account of rapidly failing health the undersigned will close
out at sacrifice prices his large stock of
Gents.Ladies&Ohildrens Shoes
The goods are new, no shoddies or seconds, and people who
jviselv take advantage of this
vvohderful bargains in the shape of good goods at low prices.
Don't Fail to Call. .
- LEWIS WEISS?
HANK STREET LEHIGHTON. PA.
.14 yip
KSOPPOSITE L.
BANK STREET,
Has just opened an
LADIES' FINE.
Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods, Sa
teens. Prints, Ginghams, Marseilles. Seersuckers and
Fancy Dress Patterns ol'lhe very best qualities at exceed
ing low prices.
Groceries, Provisions, Crockeryware,Glas3waxe,
tfood and Willowware of the. best makes at low figures.
Cloths Cassimers, Hats, Boots, Shoes and Eeady
xnade Clothing in great variety and at prices within the reach
of all purchasers prices lully as low as tlio same goods can be
bought for at any other general store in this vicinity.
'Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in gran
variety and of best quality at llock Bottom Prices.
Best quality oFlour and Feed at prices lully as low as the
t&no articles canjbe purchased elsewhere.
A car load of coarse salt has just been received the price
a been marked down to the very lowest notch.
All goods of the very best quality and are being sold at prices
equally as low as tho same goods can bought at any general stoic
mi tins section. Call and be convinced. Respectfully,
july23.8Tly AMOS REWEL.
Cassiineres
Worsteds,
Corkscrews,
Cheviots, &c, &c.
Satisfaction.
There is a good deal of satisfaction
in being perfectly satisfied, and espec
ially so in regards to what you wear.
In this particular we invariably more
please our patrons. "Our stock
large, varied and complete gives
satisfaction in making a choice ot goods
desired, while m style, finish and work
manship our reputation speaks lar more
eloquently than word. Call on us for
your Fall and Winter Clothing Light
or Heavv Overcoats, Suits or parts of
Suits. Prices always the Lowest !
Clauss Bros.,
THE TAILOHS,
Street, Lehighton, Pa.
l&M&MMMi
Pa
FOR -
CE3STTS.
by Mail on receipt of Prico,
ercat closing out snln will Bionrn
& R. DEFOT,r
- LEHIGHTON, Pa
entire new line of
DRESS GOODS!
Alleged American Fun.
Stimrt llobson dwells nl CnhsHl during
tlio summer luoutlis.
Bucklen'i Arnica Salve.
Tlio DEST Salvo In llio woikl for cuts, bruises,
sores, ulcers, suit rheum, fever sores, teller,
chapped li.iuils, clillhlaliu corns and nil skin
eruptions, nml positively cures piles, or no iuv
required. It Is ttunrnnteert to nlvo perfect satls-
IHCllon, or inouuy rciuutieu. i nee ucihs jivr
box. For sale by HKISKlt tlrufrirlst.
LotU lms a. beautiful cottnxe over at
Lake LTop&teonjj.
Consumption Surely Cured.
To the Editor Pleaso inform yoitrrend-
era that 1 have n positiyo remedy for th
nbovo named disease. Ily its timely use
thousands of' hopeless cases hnvc been per
manently cured. I slinll be clad to send
two bottles of my remedy free to any of
your renders who have consumption if they
will. send me their express and postollice
address. Respectfully, T. A. Blocuni, M. C,
181 Tearl St.. flew York.
Hilly Crane, the. comedian, has a home
at Cohassct.
.farcntl tul.nAVG llnmn.
Over CO people were forced tolcavo their
homes yesterday to call tor n lrco trial liacn
airo of Lane's Family Medicine. If your
blood is bad, your liyor and kidneys out of
order, It you are constipated and naye neau-
aclio and nn unsiclitly complexion, uon tjan
to call on any druggist to-day for n free
sample of this Brand remedy. The ladies
praise it. Everyone likes it. Large- sized
package- 60 cents.
Soni6 Boston ladles ha yo started a so
clcty for the cultivation of aesthetics among
the masses.
Curo Yourself.
Don't pav hirce doctor's bills. The, best
medical book published, 100 pages, elegant
colored nlates, will bo sent you on receipt
of three 12-ccnt stamps to pay postage. Au
dress A. P. Ordway & Co., Boston, Mass.
Queen Marguerite, of Italy, is one of the
best violoncello players of the day.
Interested l'cople.
Advertising a patent medicine in the pe
culiar way in which the proprietor ol
Kemp's Balsam for Coughs nnd Colds does
is indeed wonderlul. lie authorizes all
druggists to give all those who call for it u
sample bottle tree, that they may try it be-
fore purchasing. The large bottles are COe
and jl.OO. We certainly would ndviso i
trial. Il may tave you from consumption.
Mrs. Frances Ilodgson Burnett has gone
to England for the summer.
The New Discovery.
You have heard your friends and neighbors
talking about it. You may j ourself be one of the
many wno Know irom personal experiences jusi
how itood a thine it Is. If voti havo ever ti led it.
you are ono of Its staunch friends, because the
wonderful thing about it ls.thut when once given
Ktnui, mi. jviiik 's new Discovery ever niter
holds a Place In tlio house. If vou have never
used It and should be mulcted with a conch, cold
T any Throat, Lung or Chest trouble, secure a
bottle at once and give It a fair trial. It Is guar
anteed every time, or money refunded. Trial
ootties tree at jcisutsu'a drugstore.
Miss Emily Faltbfull Is said to contcm
plate another visit to America."
The Greatest Sufferers in the World.
Are women; their delicate organization
being particularly susceptible to derange
ment and disease. Dr. Kennedy's Favorite
Remedy, of Itondout, N. Y., purifies) the
blood, invigorates the system and lortihe,
it against the disease incident to ucc, cli
mato nnd season. It is the ! ;st medicine in
tho world. Keep it in your house for 'your
children s sake, as well as for your own.
CTbcro are said to ho 0,000 women doc
tors in the United States.
My Wife Said
to mo last nislit. llow much do yon Blip
pose we have paid out for doctors and
msdicine In the last year? I tod her I did
ot know. To doctors I have paid nothiiv
and live dollars' worth of Sulphur Bitter
lias k it health in our niiilly
B L. Andrews, 12 Bowdoin strce ,03tton.
,V woman's directory Is about to be pub
llshed In Chicago.
Lither of tho following engravings,
Ki'o.r.litio Tlnvnril." "Monarch of
tho Glen " or " Tho fcirst Step," without
advertising on tlmm, sizo auxi incncs,
jjiven with ono 50 cent or two 25 cent
ootties of Ideal Tootli l'owtler. Miicso
aio not rlieap lithographs, but works of
ait. A. 1). Uuwmau, Dentist, Hicholia,
Malm, say, I am uniw: your Ideal Tooth
PowUi i', mid 11ml it superior to all othcra.
'J'lio rngnvlntj ' Kvanxcllno" arrived
ink)v o.i iiu rr-t i li f ioceinl er, mnkinp
it swm llltu (it hristmns gilt. Tvustinp
n,..t M...ii "I'.ioili Powder niav llouiisli,
I 1 cmain, youis respectfully, Klois Ear
nest, jjemcr, vhv u. mvo
Ihl's without advcrtisiuK on it worth $1
retail is given with each two 23 cent hot-
tlo of Ideal Tooth I'owuer.
Mrs. .Humphrey Ward is engaged upon
society p'ay.
The (treat quantity or waste matter to be
hourly and riallv removed from the Bvstera ren
ders It ot aupre in e Importance that the stomach
and liver be Icent in nerlect order. I.axador ac
complishes this. All UruL'Klsli soli It at -5
cents a package.
When vour child has Lren attacked wllhdlar.
rtiosa, collo or stomach disorders, do not dolay
ine use 01 jur, uuirs lauy airup one msiaiii,
The "pics in clever" clove huttoner is
the newest frivolity.
Ecomonynnd strength ure peculiar
Hood's Safsapirilia, tho onlv mtdicine
which "100 Uoes One Polliil" is true.
Jlngled ebony and
dies are In vogue.
gold utuhrel'a ban
The Greut II. T.
By M. P. is meant Miles' Kcrvo and Liv
er Pills which regulate tho liver, stomach,
bowels, etc. through their nerves, Smullest
and mildest. A new principal! A rcvohib
tioimert Samples free at liiery & Thomas'
drugstore.
Silver buttons are used on yachting
gowns instead of gilt ones.
.llenrt Disease.
Tho papers uro full of sudden deaths. II
you havo choking sensations,lluttcriiig,pain
or tenderness in chest faint easily, take Dr.
Miles' New Cure for tlio Heart, tmd so es
cape death as did Henry Brown, druggist ol
Cleveland, Ohio. Hold by liiery & Thomas
druggist.
French gray Is as popular a color as ever
for spring dresses.
Some Startling Facta.
The official returns from Hoards of Health
show tha (nearly three-fourths of all deaths are
from Consumption, when we think over this
fact It Is really awful, though every case tnrted
Vila a simple euuKU or com, realise now un
Dortanl It Is to Chech
ite
this terrible malady which
can be done byuslnv 1'urltan Uough and Con
ign ana uon
At Thomas'
sumption uiuo. I'rice vo cents,
drugstore.
The newest fad In queen chain pendants
Is a gold mounted miniature.
A dull gold gents' locket, oval in form,
Is ornamented with a diamond crest.
Twigs of lilacs in -enamel, with diamond
drops, form seasonable laco pins.
Expensive ornamentation Is used nowa
days to beautify bat pins.
Sliver vlualcrettes of recent production
are shaped as baseball bats.
Some new gause fans havo frosted silver
handles.
An odd looking chain bar is a mlulatute
gold scimitar.
Enameled balls with filigree royerlnus
now top gents' scarf pins.
Cures Liver Oompklnt, Billons Affec
IAXaDOR
Iaxador
tions, lioss of
Appetite, Sick
IleadaoliG.Sick
Stomach, Gid-dlncss,Costlve-npss,Dyppepsfa
Kidner trouble
find nil dellcnto Peraalo Com
plaints. Sold every whore. Prico 25 cents.
DREXELSMOLOGNE
Fragrant! Lasting 1
The LeadlngPerfume forthe Tolletand
llandKercnietf
Bold by all doalors. Prico 25 ota.
Price bnlj 25 cts. Sold by all druggists.
Will relieve Rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Sweings,F'uisos,Lumuago,iprains,
Headache, Toothache, Sores, Burns,
Wounds, Cuts, Scalds, Backache,
Frostbites, Chapped Hands and Face,
Gout, or any bodily pain or ailment.
nucurt-MtllC'S PLUGS, y-e Grnt tobacco An
jiitLW ttdote. Price 10 Cts. At all druggists.
When I say Cnnc I do not mean merely to
stop them for n tlnio, and then have them ro
turn ngiiln 1 MV.AN A RADICAL CUIUS.
1 havo made tho disoasa ol
riTS, EPILEPST ox
AlKo-IntiF study. I WAnnAKT my remedy to
Cuius tho'worit cases, llecauso others havo
failed is no ri itEonfornotnowreeotvinpacuro'.
Send ntcicp ti atreatlncandn FniSEllonin
nf niv 1MV. i.I.IttLl: ItUMEDY. Give Kxprcss
and l'n t OfTec. H costs you nothing lor a
tllul, ami H mil euro you. jiuuress
H.ft. ROOT, M.Q., 1 33 PearlSt., Key; YORK
A SeSENTiFiiS tiSCOVLRY S
JIIIt'K(i!.H the V.W.-.C at nil Il-.t usca.
ffe(X cures:
Mwr Catorrh,
l?&fi; Cciif!r..jHon,
JWn,.uMiiy JtVonilrrful Hot In ntnl
Tlio efiicicyot tho ITicr1to KUIer in coe of con
sumption his boen bo cfT'-ctuall demonstrate 1 1 hit we
sre justmedin clflimintr f r it cnift'irn jrowen eyond
rairncaloM power in carlnR can m no far enne Uiat enre
In IrniWWfliljIfl. lint WO tin (ilnimlh.nt If. urfll ciirr. nnvtin
where the lung ore not more thsn halt roho. PerBonn
witlipoorappotlte.woitk and debilitated, vrtllfndittbo
lest tonio, Every ono Rhnnld uieit, pnrticnlnrly thnwo
wuu mivB puuereu tor yeurs wiiaincuraniociiionionia
exaa. Aliombori. or sorra, are cauof of disoiee. 1 he
medicine that will kill the (terms nnd at the 6 jne time
curs the patient is the ouo tn use,
ttold only in one gallon Etono ivscx I'rlco PXOO.
eutticient to lst attout one month. Cheap; v ithln tho
reach of nil. PhvaliMan of 17 von-, r.t tn M
charge of theofMce. Bend for circular and infc rmitit n.
win. Haaanrs MicroDs Killer, ms&z R
E3
THE GREAT
German Remedy.
m TRUTHS FOR THE SICK
l-or thone ilenthl
SI1.000 will ho imiil
I inilloiisSncllsdcncnl
foracaeo where bi'L
lonSiiLi'iiunmrrnns
PIIUK HlTTKnS will
mit win euro yon.
not assist or cure.
M Do on sillier with
never falls.
cnniurcuniiuniigone
feclhiKi It so, use
Suil'ium I!ITTCK3J
ItAvIll cure you.
Cleanse tho vitiated
lilood when you see
its Impurities burst
ing through tho sklu
in rimnlcs.lilotrhos.
Operatives who are
"closely couuncu In
La tlio mills mid work
in shops; clcrks.whn do1
I I not nrocuro Bulllclcnt
mil Sores. 11. 'ly onS.1
SuLruun Bmiiiis.Ki
mil liivilth H11 ffil.A.
low.
I S exercise, nnd nil who
I lareconOncdlncloors,
I should use Kuu'nuii
M11itti:r3. They will
rrj not thcu bo weal: and
Sl.LI'lllllilllrrKus
will euro Liver Com
plaint. Don't be dls-
'ouragcu; it will cure
on.
"sleklv.
vou do not wish
f-ULl'MUlt IllTTEIlsFIl
tO 61
atlsi
SDL
Itnf
sii aer from lthcum
iiuuiiy oii tipnnu
linaka you strong and
Ihealtliy.
atlsm, tiso a bottle ol
scmiim lliTTF.ns ;
never fnlls to euro.
hULPllUU ItlTTKllfi
Dou't ho wltliput a
.hntllft. Trv it' i-nit:
will mako your blond
I Hire, rlcji njid strong,
mil ikii i'kivi it.
iuu your ucsn nara
1-ndles lu deheate
T17 bULl-m u Hit.
rnns to-night, and
you will sleep well
tnd feel belter for It,
health, who are nil
run down, should use!
SDM-MI'll IIITTEnS
Do vou want tho best Medical Work imblUhert?
renn a z-cein biiunps 10 a. r. ukuway is CO.
iiosron, jijass., nnu xeeeivo a copy, free.
re4 ot ntj hipptness is, I ban thrown smf
r ij old Blacking Broth, and hars
FERPROOF
BOOTS
i . HAUTirULLY
'i ?OI IKI1EU
WITHOUT LABOR.
ruTsMIEBiackin-B
-;.oiiJi without thft eld bmih,ijid7ij
i !i nu men i, and thrts on ronn' J M4.
w.fVtooW wtjin those days of proereaaf J
' niv Btorei, Grocer. Druggist eta.
M ' 4 BAHflOLPH. PHIUDEUHIU
13 WEEKS
The rOMOB GAZETTE wi it,n,
ecurely wrapped, to any addrH In the Uui
ed States for three months on recairt of
One Dollar.
aueii W chlr "il.nlli'l?,
Addrea. a orJsr,
SALviioN CM
Ti
GEMt3 OF THOUGHT.
Fenr in tlio n nther of safety. Taylor.
I)nti a u rs. evimU nrt Ood'n Cecil.
loli Iwm the- martyrdom of fame. Dy-
roiu
Fnmi' i tlio pc"fuia;of heroic deeds. Soc-
rnte
Brianiple is nrtTU forcible thnu precept
Cecil.
JKooIh ndnilre, hut men of senso approve.
Pope.
Heaven gives its favorites early death.
Byron.
They never fall who die In n great cause.
Byron. '
Guilt Wis tlio nir with visionary terrors.
Junius.
The noblest mind the best contentment has.
Spenser.
Orlef trends upon the heels of pleasure.
Congrove. "
Ho makes no friends who never made a foe.
Tennyson.
The ntr Is full of farewells to tho dying.
Longfellow.
Discretion and valor are the twins of honor,
Beaumont,
There's no glory Ilka his who saves his coun
try. Tennyson.
Fain would I climb but I fenr to fall. Sir
Walter Raleigh.
A faithful friend Is the true imago of tho
deity. Napoleon I.
Hypocris3" is the necessary burden of vil
lainy. Dr. Johnson.
It is much easier to meet with error than'
to And truth. Goethe.
Contldenco U a plant of slow growth In an
aged bosom. William Pitt.
How oft tho sight of means to do ill deeds
make ill deeds dohe. Shakespeare.
Base envy withers at another's Joy nnd
hates thut excellence it cannot reacli. .
Oft expectation falls, and most oft there
where most it promises. Shakespeare.
Death Imrders ution our birth and our
cradltt stands In tho grave. Blihop Hall.
There's a divinity that shapes our ends
rough-how tkeiu how we will. Shakespeare.
Cowards falter, but danger is often over
come by tboso who bravely daro. Queen
Ellzaliotli.
GOOD RULES FOR TEACHERS.
Don't forget tlio lossous of last year's ex
perience. Don't becomo discouraged. Bo sntlslled
with small results, if they are sure.
Don't fall to learn ns soon as possiblo in
what direction your clas need to work, nnd
just whero they need to IjcrIu.
Don't fall to do everything in your power
to work lu Harmony wltli your principle and
tho other teachers in tho building.
Don't get order in tho schoolroom .at the
expeuso 01 crow t u. Havo order, not' by all
means, but by the best means only.
Don't lot Hie year para without rending
somo good books on education. Leam more
of tho work ot tho foundation builders.
Don't omit tlio visiting day, See other
touchers at worK. Uo sympathetic lu your
criticisms. Uo ror help, not for self satis
faction. Don't allow yourself to becdmo fretful or
anxious or worried over your work. Be se
rene. Uoo your powers to the best advantage,
and teach tho childron to do tho same.
Don't tench any lesson without knowing
why you teach it, nnd what you hopo to nc-
coinpiisu uy it. nave a purpose lu every
lesson, as well as lu every series or lessons.
Don't think that inattention Is n small mat
tor. Stop work when you fall to hold tho at
tention of your class. Study tho art of se
curing tho habit of attention, aud see that
every letou tends to strengthen that habit in
your pupils. Sarah L. Arnold lu Journal of
Education.
SOME OLD ODD REMEDIES.
Aspcu leaves used to lie considered good
against ague.
Snails boiled in barley water were sovereign
foi"nu ordinary cougu.
Whooping cough could bo cured by any one
who rides on a piebald horse. '
The heart shaped leaves of tho ordinary
wood sorrel were remedial In cardlao disease,
Turmeric, on account of its deep yellow
color, was of great reputation lu the treat
ment ot Jaundice.
Any ono suffering tho agonies of toothache
wns instantly relieved by merely smelling
dead man's tooth.
A little of the moss growing on a skull, dried
well, reduced to powder, and used ns snuff,
was speclno for headache.
Warts: "Put three droppes of the blood of
a wart into an eldcrn loaf e, and burlo it iu the
earthe and the warts will vanish away."
Tho powdered flesh of a mummy was of sov
ereign power in physio, especially iu contu
sions, wuoro It prevented tho blood from
settling and coagulating at the injured part.
Tho flowers of the lily of the valley being
closely stopped up In glass, put into nn ant
hill and taken away again a month after, ye
shall find a liquor lu the glass, which, being
outwarpiy applied, nelpeth gout.
From Boaumonlrand Fletcher's flno comedy,
"The Knight of the Burning Pestle,'.' we learn
that chilblains should bo rubbed well with a
mouse sklu, or tho sufferer should roll bis foot
and ankles iu hot embers. Alltlio Year
Round.
FREAKS OF NATURE.
In IL J. Kottlewell's garden at St Helena,
Ore,, is a pumpkin vino which has twined
around au ollvo tree and grown to a height
of about fifteen feet. Near the top are two
largo pumpkins, and Mr. Kettlewell has had
to have boxes erected on poles to let them lie
in to keep them from breaking the limbs of
tho tree.
A few days ago T. II. Ailams, of Clarks-
viiio, oa., cut a perfectly sound, fresh-look
ing muskmelon bo bad Just received from
Banks county, nnd upon examination it was
found that a number or the seeds had sprout
ed and had roots uearlyfln inch long. The
melon was perfectly sound and the flesb firm
Land nice.
A hard maplo tresin S. O. Scott's yard nt
Plalnnell, Mich., is au object of great curios
ity. It is just now shedding its foliago. Soon
new leaves will appear, nnd after tho fall
frosts It will again denude Itself of leaves.
This it has dono regularly for several seasons.
The tree differs only in shedding its leaves
twlco u year from other maples standing
within a fow feet of it.
Tho discovery of the curious ico cavo in
Ashley vnlley, in tho Itocky Mountains, con
tinues to attract attention. Tom Mitchell,
who has Just returned to Salt Lako City from
there, says that in the latter part of August
bo found in tho ca"o a section of ico S3 feet
high and 30 feet thick nt the base. A small
lake was ulso dlsoovored. Ono of tho rooms
in the rave was over 1,900 feet long.
STRAY BITS.
In Germany tho public schoolj oro all
taught by men.
The girls of Alaska aro ready for society as
soon as they reach (heir teens. '
It is estimated that there are no fewer than
80,000 sightless beggars iu Franco.
There is n imilo in Cambridge, Q., that is
47 years old and is still a good worker.
The newest Paris bangle bracelets of silver
aro ornamented with small llligreo men.
Bibles cannot be printed in Mndrid fast
enough to meet thf demand for them in
Bpain.
The London pqJiof are now ordered to
wear India rubber, or tioiscloss boots at night
always.
Frederick Gebhard Is now known in
London as the "financial adviser" of Mrs,
Langtry.
Over 20,000 copies of "Lorna Doone" were
sold within one week of its publication in
cheap form.
Oyster color is a tint intended for brocades
In which women will bo preauuteU to the
Quot'0 at the next season.
A handkerchief in the possession ot tlio em
peror of Ilusala is said to have cost f S.bOO. It
took seven years to make it
More books and magazines Iu Eiigllah are ,
now read in Paris than at any provioui time
1 la the bUtory of the country.
LIGHT AND AIRY.
A Timely Wall.
The season colder crows apnea
The winds imgln to rtxu;
Bo, when you come Into this place,
1'lease, mister, shut the door.
It's most too warm for fires ss yet.
They'd open every pore;
Put frost has come, mankind to fret,
So, mister, shut tlio door.
Don't leave It swinging while wo sneeze,
And christen you a boroi
Unless you want to see us f reeao,
Why, bang It, shut the door!
Don't make us shiver till we're blue,
And banker for vour core:
fmtc hprft. Wft'vB KAlil nil wn'rn tmlnir tn nn 1!il
subject, and the next thing you know we'll be I
over there wiping tho floor up with you !
Unless you shut that door. ,
-Washington Capital,
Waiting In Vnln.
"Well, how's buslnossl" said Longly to
Shortby. .
"Pretty bail. I havo just been stuck on an
adage."
"Which one!"
" 'Truth lies at tho bottom of n woll.' I
invested in a natural gas enterprise."
"And didn't it pan out!"
"No. They'vo had water nnd lime nnd
sand stone nnd everything oxcept truth. 1
reckon It's an oven clmuco as to which tlioy
striko first, truth or natural gas." Merchant
Traveler.
lln Found Out Hotter Next Mornlnsr
"That article of mine In to-morrow's Bliz
zard is going to be n corker," said the new
reporter Jubilantly.
"Wrote the Uro up iu grand style, did you!"
"Made two columns of it. I saw it after
the city editor had looked It over. Ho had
run a blue pencil mark through nlno-tenths
)f it, and that means that it's to bo set In big
type, you know." Chicago Tribune
A Transformation Scene.
This was our sonny's mouth
before ho bought his cauo.
Tho girl nil snld "llow sweet I"
When ho smiled with might and main.
Hut since ho got lili stick,
"TJfco that of other men,"
And sucked It, as do they.
This Is hli mouth again Q
Detroit Freo Press.
Tlio Itomunco nf llenltty,
Besslo Madge was out walking with Char
Ho and they had n qtiarrel. Cbnrllo gavohcr
a shovo, and she fell into the lako. Every
body said sho would have been drowned' if
George hadn't been there nnd saved her. Sho
is going to 1x3 married next week.
Jennie To George!
Bessie No; to Cbnrllo. Harper's Barar.
With KuiplnuU on Good.
Tom I'm going to give Thll a little sur
prise. ' .Jack Of what sort!
Tom I'm going to give him somo cigars.
Jack Good ones?
Tom Of course.
Jack Then that will bo a genuine surprise
to Phil, I am sure. Harper's Bazar.
Where It Wus.
Her cheek turned palo
Of red bereft.
It was Indeed no jest;
Her cheek turned palo
Because she'd laf t
Its color on his vest.
Clothier and Furnisher.
Tlio Death Augol In Illinois.
The bereaved household at Galvu, Ills.,
which buried tho remains of a pot dog in tho
family lot in a cemetery should mark the
spot by a monument bearing this beautiful
inscription;
Though wo B'.inll miss his dear bow-wow,
No fleas can troublo Towscr now.
Chicago News.
Cmio for Thank.
Blngloy Have vou heard that Pushloy is
giving away n box of cigars with every 'suit
of clothes? I bought n suit yesterday. Try
a cigar?
Trovers flighting up) Thanks. -I should
think (puff), Bingloy, that you would bo glad
(puff) that you only (puff) buy two suits n
year. Ulolhlcr aud 1' uruisher.
loetlo I.tccnp.
School Is open, and our Willie
When ho gets a quiet chance,
Goes nnd puts a double lining
In tho hasement of his p9nts.
lleg pardon, hut trousers wouldn't rhyme.
Washington Capital.
Aboriginal Tools.
"It seems queer," remarked Mr. Guzzam
to his wife, "thut tho Indians should hove
been familiar wltli tliefllo and saw before the
arrival of tho whites."
' "Were they f" she nsked in surprise .
"Yes, my dear; the Indlau fllo and the
Chickasaw." Kew York Kun.
Seldom In tho Same Family.
We oft hear mentioned, ns wo pass through life.
The model husband and tlio model wire;
Cut sad to say, we very seldom see
The two residing In ono family.
Boston Courier.
Why lie Couldn't Soo It.
"Is it always as cloudy as this in Chicago!
"I see no clouds, sir."
"I mean is it always ns smoky f"
"I see uo braoke, tir."
"Bog pardon, sir, lint uro you blind!"
(Stiffly) "No, sir; I nin tho smoko inspect
or, sir." Chicago Tribune.
Sound Advice.
"Mother, may I go speculator"
"Jly son, yon hadn't ougliterj
But if you must, pleaso do it straight,
And donjt go near tha water."
Harper's Bazar.
A l'cmlnllK! Side Thrust. '
Dashaway Why, this is indeed a surprise.
Miss Summit. It must be ilvo j ears since I
saw you last. Indeed, I almost wonder that
you recognize ino.
Miss Summit Ah, Mr. Dashaway, bow
could ono over forget that coat of yours.
Uiothler and Iuirnuhor.
Familiar Cries.
Now across the backyard gate
Bounds the old domestic yell.
As Ophelia calls to Kate,
"Can't you make your Jelly jeljt"
-Springfield Homestead.
At 'Our Sunday School Treat.
Vicar's Daughter Will you have somo
more cake, folly?
Polly No, thank'eo, miss; I'm full.
Vicar's Daughter Thou I think you may
put some in your pockets.
Polly (witli regret) Thoy'ro full, too,
miss, run.
Tlio Mosquito.
Although the gay mosquito now
Arouses our Ill-will,
Yet when wo take him all in all
Ha seems to fill the L11L
Harper's Bazar.
Ijii Took II, r.
Showtuini-ialilnf lifjlid(iiw.
And quite .MW'tiely proper.
Eaeb man i-ho tn.'t, su proud was she,
Would Inwi, d. .;),:, i- i w., drop her.
Ihittltoroivniaiuodw -hhu demur,
When all Uh nut fi.ivno.t her.
An amateur pbcxor,;-.u'r.
Aud finally he lo l.. i -life,
WImi Did Mi Mean?
Young Do Trcp Do you know, coming
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