r
Sty
m
GENTS
FURNISHINGS.
Big Stock.
in beiiiR
mlly so
In this
than
manship
HATS, CAPS,
Boots & Shoes.
TRUNKS, &c.,
Bank
IS HEADQUARTERS FOR
GENERAL HARDWARE
Paints, Varnishes, Glass,
ALT, KINDS OF COAL,
OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE,
Bank Street,
BKIGG'8
HEADACHE TROCHES
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-IN
NERVOUS. BILLIOUS,
This Remedy Is the prescription of ono
and wasused by him with unnarallaled success for over thirty vears.and wan first nlvpn.
to the rubllc as a proprietary medicine In
Into almost every country on the face of the
thousands of the leading physicians. Medical
Eos ui ineir annual conventions, anu alter tueir omciai chemists nayo analyzed It and
found that It contained no opiates, bromides, or other harmful Ingredients, quietly
piacvu ii timutig uieir sianuaru remcuies.
This is to certify that I have used for some
ei itmeuicB, ior uouuacue, suowu us iirigga iieaouumo rrocnei. The remedy cures more head
achsa especially such as effect Nervous Women than anvthincr 1 am acnuaintiul with, and I
-this certificate will to tho means of bringing
''bio, I ihall Icol that I haye done them a
Sold by all Druggists, or sent by Mail on rocoipt of Prico,
BMGG-S9 llEMCIWU CO.,
ELIZABETH, IS". J.
August 11. '89.
Closing Out at
Bargains
On aeoount of rapidly failing health the undersigned will close
out af sacrifice prices his large stock of
Gents.Ladie
The goods are new, no shoddies or seconds, and people who
wisely take advantage of this great closing out sale will secure
wonderful bargains in the shape of good goods at low prices.
Don't Fail to Call.
LEWIS WEISS,
"BJlNK street lehighton, pa.
K2OPPOSITE L.
BANK STREET, -
Has just opened
LADIES' FINE
Uompnsmg all tne very latest styles m White Goods Sa
teens, Prints, Ginghams, iMfa Seersuckers and
JPancy Dress Patterns of
ing low prices.
Groceries, Provisions,
H" ood and Willowware
Cloths Cassimers, Hats, Boots, Shoes and Ready
made Clothing in great variety and at prices within the rennh
of all purchasers prices fully
bought lor at any other general
(Jarpets, uii-ciotns, Ajamps ana Fixtures in great
Tarietyand of best quality at Eock Bottom Prices.
Best quality of'Plonr and
8ame articles canbo purchased
A car load of coarse salt has just been received the price
a ibeen marked down to the very lowest notch.
All goods of the very best quality and are being sold at prices
equally as low as the same goods can bought at any general stoie
iu mis tsuuuuu. juu w tuuymtuu, -i-vespecuuuy,
July23-871y 10S EEIGEL.
Fali&JinterGoods
Cassiirieres,
"Worsteds,
Corkscrews,
Cheyiots, &c,, &c.
Satisfaction.
There is a good dcnl of satisfaction
perfectly satisfied, and espec
in regards to what you wear.
particular we invariably more
please our patrons. Our stock
being large, yaried and completo gives
satisfaction in making a choice of goods
desired, while in style, finish and work
our reputation speaks far more
eloquently than word. Call on us for
your Fall and Winter Clothing Light
or Heavv Overcoats, Suits or parts of
Suits. Prices always the Lowest !
Clauss Bros.,
THE TAILORS
Street, Lehighton, Pa.
Lehighton, Pa
FOR -
ITS
OR CONGESTIVE FORMS.
of the ieadlncr nhvslrlans of Parts. Tcrnnrn'
1878. and since that time It has fnnnil it wha
globe, and become a favorite remedv with
societies have discussed its marvelous suc-
IyH tifiliA
TESTIMONATj.
li. R. BROWN, M. D.
23 West Jersey St..
Elizabethan. J., Juno 28, 1889
months -with much satisfaction, tbo combination
it to a favorable attention of sufferers from that
service. Jj. R. DISOWN, M. D.
Cost.
for You.
s&Childrens
Shoes
.U yip
9
& S. DEPOT.jfr
- LEHIGHTON, Pa
an entire new line of
1DRESS GOODS!
the very best qualities at exceed
Crockeryware, Glassware
of the best makes at low figures.
as low as the same goods' can be
store in this vicinity.
Feed at prices fully as low as the
elsewhere.
Alleged American Fun.
Homo A Dnngormis IMbco.
A recent wiltcr In Scrlbncr's Magazine
has cone to considerable trouble to And out
tho danger In railroad travel. Ho stijs on
an average a man can travel Gl.000,000
miles without meeting bis death, or 12,000,
000 without an accident. It Is a good deal
safer to be travellm; on cars than staving at
home.
Bncklen's Arnica Salve-
Tlio BEST Salvo In tlio world-tor cuts, bruises.
sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, teller,
clinnneil linncls. chilblains corns nnd all skin
eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pity
renulred. It Is minrimtccd to clvo nor feet satis
faction, or money refunded. Trice 23 cents per
uox. i'or sate oy uuuen urugsisi.
Facts Worth KnowluB.
In nil diseases of the nasal mucous mem-
brano the remedy used must be ncm-irritn-
tine. The medical profession has been
slow to learn this. Kolliine satisfactory
can be nccompllshed with douches, snuff's,
powders or syrlngs because they are all ir
ritating, do not uiorongniy rcacu. tnc ai-
tected surfaces and should lie abandoned ns
worse than failures, A multitude of per
sons who had for years borne all the worry
and pain that catarrh can Inflict tcsify tc
radical cures wrought uy JMys urcam ijanii,
-Lebanon, To., boasts of it cat that has
raised a family- of sixty-eight kittens.
Consumption Burcly Cured.
To the Editor Please, inform your read'
era that I have a positive remedy for the
above named disease. By its timely use
thousands of hopeless cases have been per
manently cured. 1 shall he glad to send
two- bottles of my remedy free to any
your readers who have consumption if they
will send mo their express nnd postoffice
address. Kcspectlully, 1. A. Slocuni, M. U.
181 Pearl St., New York.
Brooklyn has the largest bakery it
makcs.70,000 loaves dally.
tforcetl to lieavo Home.
Oyer 60 people were forced to leave their
homes yesterday to call for a frco trial pack'
age of Lane's Family Medicine. Jf your
blood is bad, your liver and kidneys out ol
order, if vou are constipated and have head
ache and an unsightly complexion, don't fall
to call on any urugcist to-day lor a free
sample of this grand remedy. Tho. ladies
praise it. l!.veryone likes it. Large sized
package OU cents.
Eighty miles per hour Is tho highest
railroad speed.
Curo Yourself.
Don't pay largo doctor's bills. Tho best
medical book published, 100 paces, elesuul
colored plalesr will be sent you on receipt
ot three Z-ccnt stamps to pay postage. Ad
dress A. P. Ordway & Co., Boston, Alass,
Mme. Melba.the Australian prima don
na, began to sing In public when she was
only 10.
The Greatest Sufferers In the 'World.
Are women; their delicate organizations
being particularly susceptible to derange
ment and disease. Dr. Kennedy's Favorite
Remedy, of Itondout, Jf. Y., purifies the
blood, invigorates the system and fuiilli
it against the disease incident to nee, cl
mate ami season. It is the best medicine i
the world. Keeji it in your house for your
children s sake, as well as for your own.
Ono pint of best sugar
ounces.
weighs thirteen
Do not be induced to take home othci
preparation wlitn you call for 1 1 owl's Sar-
saparilla. .Be sure to get Hood's which is
peculiar. .
Stains on IVory knife handles may I
removed with salts of lemon.
Interested People,
Advertising a patent medicine in the pe
culiar way in winch the proprietor
Kemp's Balsam for Coughs and Colds doer
is indeed wonuerlul. lie authorizes s
druggists tocivenll those who call fur it
sample bottle free, that they may try it be-
tore purchasing. 1 ho large bottles are -oOi
and il.UU. Wuceitainly would advise
trial. It may bave vou from consumption.
-Mrs. Rozcrs, one of tho Texas cattle
queens, became by her husband's will own
er of a herd of 40,000 cattle,
ttiffinp nf tho followlnc encravines
"Evangeline," "Bayard," "Monarch of
the Glen" or "The First Stop," without
advertising on tli.ni, Bizo zuxz inencs.
given wltu ono ou cent, or vwu j u
bottles of Ideal Tooth Powder. These
are not cheap lithographs, but works of
art A. T. linwman. Dentist, mcnona,
Idaho, says, I am using your Ideal Tooth
I'owaer, ana uuu it supoiiur w an uiuh
Tim pnerravinc "Evantrolino" arrived
safely on tho 24th of December, making
It seem like a Christmas gift. Trusting
tiiat. Mnai Tnnth powacr mav uourisn.
I remain, vours respectfully. Elois Ear
nest, Denver, Col. Ono of these engrav
ings without advertising on it worth $1
retail is given with each two 25 cent hot-
ties ot Ideal 'loom rowtrcr.
The richest widow on tfce Tactile coast
is Mrs. .uark Hopkins, wl low of the Cen
tral Pacific syndicate.
The New Discovery.
Ynn Iiavr hftnril vnnr frlenria and neighbors
talking about It. Vou may yoijrseK be one ot the
many wuo Know irom irsonai uiperieiu-es jun
how irood a thfni? it lt. If vou have ever tried It
you are one of Its staunch trlends, because the
wonderful thing about It Is.that w lieu once given
atrial, ur. iuiig's jxew mscovery ever aiit-r
holds aitlfwa hi thA hoiMe. if vou have never
used it and should be mulcted with a cough, cold
r any Throat, i.ung or unest trouuie, secure u
lmttlA nt nnm tin,l iRv t& fair trlfll. It la iruar
auteed every time, or money refunded. Trial
bottles free at llllllKlt'H drugstore.
MIsh Alia M. Longfellow, daughter of
the poet, Is much Interested in amateur
photography. .
The (treat M. 1'.
By SI. P. itjmeant Miles' Nervo and Liv
er Pills which regulate the liver, stomach,
bowels, etc. through their nerves. Smallest
and mildest. A new principal! A revolu
tlonizerl Samples free at lliery & Thomas'
drugstore.
Jfrs. George W. Ohilds is considered
one of the best dressed women in Philadel
phia. It is Useless
for young ladiet who are troubled with
freckle), pimples, moth and tan and a had
skin generally to use liquid paints or dry
powders, for they only make tile skin look
well for the time being. To have a good
complexion you must have pure blood. Use
Sulphur Bitters and yotia skin will be pure
and ccmplexion rosy
At Newport. Von Still (to hotel clerk)
Where is your bar? Clerk We have no
bar. This Is a prohibition state. Yon
Still Ah. Where Is your tea room? Clerk
Third floor on the left of the hall, straight
ahead. Knock three times.
Adelina Patti's favorite song is "Mag
gie Jud&b."
The Empress Frederick's income is
about 1 350,000 a year,
Mother Goodness met Is that Irene
at the piano? Little Son Yes, ma. Moth
er Weill go ask her what she Is doing. If
she is practicing she can keep on till the
bonr Is up; hut if she Is playing tell her to
stop.
Customer I told you that I wanted
two hip pockets In my trousers, air, hut I
didn't say make them quart size. Tailor
To be sure, yon didn't say anything about
the size. You said you were a prohibition
ists, though.
JCHESTNUT n ?
Every suit wc sell is a wa1 Ic
ing advertisement for us. Thou
sands of pleased customers nrc
spreading the reputation of the
ucst jviatie uiotning in rima
delphia lbt Men, Boys and Chil
dren. Wc link Best Quality to
Lowest Prices.
A. C, YATES & CO,
I.KDCIAK III! I W) IN O,
SIXTH & CHESTNUT STS.
rmi.AiHiu'inA.
When I say CtmB I do not mean morely to
Stop tnem lor a time, umi iiuu imvu uium Av
ium agOin. 1 flllCAN A iVAVlWUJ VUUUi
1 havo made tho dlsoaso ol
PITS, EPILEPSY- or
FALLING SICKNESS,
A life-long ntudy. t WAHKAOT my remedy to
Citrk tho worst cases. Hccause others havo
failed Is no ronsonlor not now receiving a cure.
Knnil fttnnr.flfnrnftc&tlse and a FltEE ItOTTLH
of inv INMM.WL.E H1.MBDV. Give Kxpress
and l'o;t Office. It costs you nothing for a
trial, and It will euro you. Address
H.C.ROOT, W.C., I83PARLST..KEWY08K
OF PURE GOD LIVER OIL
MS HYFOPHOSPHITES
Almost as Palatable as Milk
So disguised that it can bo taken,
digested, and assimilated by the moil
sensitive- stomach, when thg plntn ol
cannot be tolernted; and by tbo eonu
blnation of the oil with the hypophoS4
pnues is mucii uioz-e eiucacious.
Remarkable cs a flesh producer.
Fcrsoas gain rapidly irhlle taking It,
SCOTT'S EMULSION is acknowledged bj
Physicians to be tho Finost and Best propa.
541 1 . . J 1 1 F - V
Rtuuujii iiiu wunu xur vuu xeuei. uiiu euro u,
CONSUMPTION, SCROFULA,
GENERAL DEBILITY. WASTING
DISEASES. EMACIATION.
COLDS and CHRONIC COUGHS.
The great remedy for Consumptionf and
nasimg m vnuarcn.- aula oy all JJrujgist3.
$2QMoriteSmgei
Sewlnn Machine.
. -
HIGH ARM S25.00,
Each Machine has a drop leaf,
fancy cover, two large drawers,
with nickel rings, and a full set
pf Attachments, equal to any Sin
rcr Machine sold from $40 to
500 by Canvassers. A trial tn your home Dc.
fore rjavmentis asked. Buy direct of the Manu
facturers and save agents' profits besides getting
certificates of warrantee for five years. Send for
testimonials to Co-operatlvo Sewing Machine
Co., 269 S. nth St., Philadelphia, l'a.
rnc rai (uiuuui,iis
DATARRH
U
We have nmcdv that will CURE CATARltll,
nRnNrlllTIS nnrl ASTIIM1. Our faith Is SO
ttroiur that we will send treatment on trial,-
Send for Treatise and full particulars. Address,
Die Hall Chemical Co,, 38S0 Falrmount Av., Phlla., Pa
FIT
H B also, a
SUFFER .
H fice, State l
CAN be CURED.
W will SEND FREE bv
mall a laree TRIAL BOTTLE!
, a treatise on Epilepsy. DON'T
L ANY LUNlilSKI lilve roil Uf
: and County, and Age plainly.
Address, the HALL CHEMICAL CO..
3860 Falrmount Avenue, Philadelphia, Fa.
Pfso's Curo for Con
Bumptiou la also tho best
Cough Medicine.
If you havo a Cough
without disease of tho
Lungs, a fow doses aro oil
you need. But if you ne
glect this easy moans of
safety, tbe slight Cough
may become a serious
matter, and several bot
tles will be required.
3:
Plso's Itemedy far Catarrh Is tbe I
utxi, iuuiesi to use, ana Cheapest.
Sold by druirciata or Bent hv mnii.
I srii T.i m tr 1 . - " I
VWi A UAZKlUIlUt WanCilt I'll.
BOX fiewIns.Machlne'
l0 Ml tiULC (Uilin
trat m au rtrti. tr
tlswtnr our uitvcLlart,
,tiud rood whftra th ioi.li
tnt-m, w witi tfDii 'cr n one
KTM1D ID CUU IQCa)U,t!0
t twiQsr-mtrluaa tiistti
World. H lib ill tit BtUihm
fa will iUk cu4 free ft rtnii U
no of our cutUy and vslunblr ur
loitilei. lantuin si It iht ou
"tltow vhil earl, to iltt wlio
Tiiy cm M your lioiue, na svfii i
iinoiitbUhnH tecomt your own
pnenr iiiia rraou ruaa.uio 1
id tAer thm Mnut-r raii'ittt.
.which ttavt run out i U for j atrnli
iitiicunirnti. and uuw ilia icir
licit, ttroitrt-tt. mutt ue
1 nurnuii in in wi-ria. ah u
. No rsblt&l rrouirtd. rialo.
unit MiinicuviM kitvu. t mwm who writs to Ul ! oncv Kmu
car free the Irtat Mwiiir-iiuwhin la lb world, md tbi
toNt line of works f hch rt ever ibown UFllicr jn Atnoric.
AA UbtV UU.i UUX 1iU AHCUtU, MttlUfli
MARVELOUS
DISCOVERY.
Only Genuine Srstrm efnleniorj Training.
Four Hanks learned lu aa reading.
Illind wandrrlna currd.
Every child and adult arently beneflttrd.
Oreat Inaaoements to Oo-Twpondeqoa ClAlfct-s.
IWctiij. with opinions al Ilr. Vfm. A. Iluia.
mnn.l. (ha wnrlrt.fsmiul Uu. . .tin . 1 k .
Untrl Jref nlenf Tlininpon,theRr.t PMcheX
liana.
sJenlauilll. sad others, sent nest frM in
X-iut, A. XODsliTTU, ?37 VUlh Ave., N, Y,
CwMiisMilss
S
IM CLOVER.
Let m llo dawn In tho ctowr,
"lyliero the iUMs seatu-r.snow,
And tho yellw bees fly over
As my fancies corns and go.
Dwellers In a royal rmlnoo
Havo not softer couch than mind j
And lol hero's a Uly challco,
lirlmmlng with the morning'fl wlna
Yonder brook slnirs low and softly,-
But I cannot catch Its words,
As they blond In silvery muslo
With tho notes of broeie and birds.
In this sweet, still summer weather
It Is easy to forget
That our llfo has toll or trouble!
Has a cloud, a jar or fret
Why shonld wo try to remember!
It Is well to dream and rest.
And forget that wo grow weary,
Though our dreams aro dreams at best.
Happy ho who puts away
Thoughts ot dally lite and strife,
Who Is deaf to din and discord
Jarring through the chord! of life.
Let mo llo thus In the clover,
As a child on mother's breast
And, awhile tho hours fly over,
Dream sweet dreams of peaco and rest.
AN EVENTFUL DAY.
"It's thoso worn out shingles on the
roof," Said Mrs. Bnrr, in tlio melancholy
half whluo which was Habitual to tier.
"Tlio rain leaked in pn tho hoarder's bu
reau all ulgut long, anu sno says sno
won't stay hero if sho Isn't to bo properly
protected against tlio elements."
Janio tied tho last puco colored tulip
to its stako and straightened herself up.
'Who is to do it?" sighed Mrs. Barr,
"And if Mrs. Lcpell goes away what
shall wo do about tho interest on your
father's old note?"
"Sho won't go away, mother, nover
fear," said Janio, brightly. "Don't fret.
You'll seo that things will come out
right."
But tlio shingles must 1)0 fixed right
away," said Mrs. Barr.
"Tlioy shall bo. uxed, mother," said
Janio.
"Who will do it?" impatiently repeated
tho widow.
"I willl" said Janie.
"That's all nonsense," groanod Mrs,
Barr.
But Janio had nover been moro seri
ously In earnest in nil her'lifo.
Mrs. Barr went to tho parish sewing
society that afternoon.
Col. Addison, from tho valley hotel,
who was paying his addresses to Mrs.
Lepell, tlio boarder, camo with a spirited
hbrso and a buggy to takb her to tho sea
beach.
"Now is my time, said Janio exult
antly to herself.
But Mrs. Lepell camo back beforo she
had got twenty-fivo yards away from the
house.
"Janio," bIio said, "I forgot to tell you
that I left my three diamond rings in tho
llttlo left hand drawer of tho bureau.
might lose them in tho water. I thought
I would toll you in caso of fire, you know,
or any other accident.
"Yes," said Janie,'"but there won't be
any accident.
Mrs. Lepell laughed, and ran back to
tho carnago and tho Impatient colonel.
And not until then did Janio porceivo
that a tall, half, grown lad, lurking be
hind tho porch rails, was waiting to
speak with her.
"Who aro you?" said Janto, briskly,
"What do you want? No, wo haven't
any old clothes. If you really want
work, you had better go on to tho now
buildings, about a milo up tlio road.
dare say they pan And something for you
to do there."
Thq lad mumbled out something,
whether thanks or otherwise Janio
could not discriminate, and shuQled
away. And our heroino, slipping on her
hat and bolting tho front door, ran across
the back meadow to Jack Parson's car
penter shop, somo quarter of a milo by
the wood path.
"I want a few shingles," said she,
"and a pound of shinglo nails."
"What for?" said Ralph.
"No matter," calmly retorted Janio,
She nodded good-by, and hurried away
under the canopy of pink apple blossoms.
ttaiph loot-eii aumiringiy alter her.
"She's a regular clipper of a girl, that
Janio Barr!" said he. "If over I'm ablo
to support a wife, that will bo tho ono
i d choose.
Light as ft thistledown, Janio hurried
back with her precious bundle of shingles,
ana tno pouna ot naii3 lu nor pocket.
"jnow I'll snow mm whether 1 can
mend the roof or hot," sho said, as, with
a hammer added to her stock in trade?
sue ascended to tho garret and climbed
tho odd littlo ladder thaj; led up through
tho rusty trap door to the steep roof.
The Blant was abrupt, tho old shingles
wero wet with tho recent rain and slip
pery with green moss incrustations, but
Janio Barr was not ono lightly to bo dis
couraged, and presently sho found her
self neatly balanced, with her feet braced
against tho board gutter, ono elbow lean
Ing on tho roof, md tho hand busily
tearing away tho old shingles and re
placing them deftly with overlapping
rows of new, fragrant wood. Tlio click
of the hammer, tho ring of the nails was
like muslo in her ears, Suddenly, how
ever, as sho sat perched like a squirrel
on tho slanting roof, tho sound of voices
struck on her ear. bho paused to listen
"Three diamond ringsl I heard her
say so herself. In tho left hand drawer
of somo bureau," said, tho same accents
which half an hour ugo had asked for
her charity. "And no ono but a woman
in tho house."
"Sure of that?" said a deeper voice.
"Yes, plum Buro," was tho answer,
"And I wouldn't wonder if tliero'were
other tilings for tlio picking up."
"Come in, then," said tho other ono,
' and step lively. Wo can't stand here
jawing all day, Tho door is bolted, is
it? Wait a minute; I've got a littlo joker
hero as would start any staplo this side
of Donvcr,"
Janio had listened hi breathless hor
ror. In an Instant, as it wero, sho com
prehended tho full danger that menaced
Mrs. Lepell's treasured gems the threo
diamond rings that tlio boarder had once
told her were wortli thousands of dollars.
And hero sho was alone and helplessl
Uurrlodlyphe turned over the crisis In
her mind. If she woro to re-enter the
houso by the same way in which sho had
left it she murt certainly meet tho ruf
fians, and any resistance which sho
could offer would be speedily overpow--ered.
Janio Barr was not one to hesitato
long. While tho thought yet careered
through her brain sho sprang down tho
oaves into tlio blooming boughs of the
great cherry treo which grew so closo to
tho houso that its branches scraped the
roof on windy March days.
It was a hazardous thing for any one
to da who was not tiwift of limb and ac
curate of eye, but Janio alighted like a
cat in tho fork of the tree; climbed light
ly down until sho reached tho lower
bough, and thenco leaped breathlessly
to tho ground, springing swiftly across
tho meadows to Italph l'arsons' carpen
ter shop.
"Janio, what is it?"
Ralph Parsons himself roso up out of
the green hedges, directly across her
path.
"I was drinking at the iceiold spring,"
lie said, "when I heard your footsteps.
"What is it?"
She told him tho trouble as well as she
could for excitement and breathlessness.
"Come," she cried. "O do make haste I"
Jo .paused only to blovfcjEmall, wlJJow
watcn
guard.
"That will bring my workman," ho
said. "It's a signal we have agreed
upon among ourselves for just such an
omergency as this. You ahd Jones, Janio,
shall go around to the back door, Robins
will watch tho front and I'll go nnd
throttle tho fellows."
Janio glanced with shy tidi.-irationinto
his set, determined face. After all, it
was something to bo n man.
Tlio littlo campaign was BLllir ;ly con
ducted. Tho two thieves wore taken red
handed; tho diamond rings wero deliv
ered into Janie Barr's keeping, nnd tho
ruffians were dragged to tho nearest jail.
"O, Ralph," said Janie, when all tho
littlo crowd was gone, "how can I over
thank you?"
By letting mo put on thoso shingles
for you," said ho.
"I can t," said Janie, laughing ana
blushing. "They nro put-on already.
But I'll promise you my next job of car
pentering."
Will you lot mo bo your carpenter-
always, Janie?" ho asked. "Will you
promise ono day to bo my wltof '
Tho words nau risen almost involun
tarily to his lips as ho held her hand in
his tho words ho so longed yet dreaded
to speak.
And Janio hung her head and colored
liko a carnation, and said, "Sho would
seo." And Ralph Parson? know that ho
had won tho day.
Mrs. Barr ntld tho boarders wero alike
amazed when they returned home.
"Our Jnnio to circumvent a gang of
burglars," said tho proud mother,
"To save my three diamond rings,"
hysterically cried Mrs. Lepell.
'But that Isii t all 1 have dono, moth
er," said Janio, laughing. "I havo shin
gled the roof. And I have promised
o marry Italph l'arsona next spring,
Upon the whole, I think it has boon rath
er an ovontful day, don't you?" True
Flag. '
A Chimpanzee's Jnlce.
In a recent lecturo M. Romanes is re
ported as having strongly denied the ex
istence of oven a traco of "any feeling of
tho ludicrous in tho renowned chunpan-
zeo "Sally." It may bo worth while to
record ft small fact observed by mo
lately, tending, I think, to favor an op
posite view.
Being alono with a friend m bally s
house, wo tried to get her to obey tho
commands usually given by the keeper,
The animal camo to tlio bars of tho
cage to look at us, ami, adopting the
keeper's usual formula, I said: "Give mo
two straws, Sally." At first sho ap
peared to tako no notice, although sho
had been eying us rather eagerly
before. I repeated tho rcquct-t witli
no further result; but 011 a. sec
ond or third repetition bIio suddenly
took up a largo bundle of straw from the
floor and thrust it through tho bars at
us, and then sat down witli her back to
us. Our request was perhaps unreason
ablo, seeing that wo had no choice mor
sels of banana with which "to reward
her. Sho did not,, however, seem ill
tempered at our presumption, and the
next instant was as lively as ever. It
seems to mo that her action on this occa
sion certainly camo very near to an ex
pression of humor. Rather sarcastic
humor perhaps it was, but sho certainly
appeared to take plcasuro in tlio specta
cle of something incongruous, and this
surely lies at ho ):ise of all senso of tho
tumorous. nuiuro.
A Valuable Timepiece.
Chief of Police Packard, of Hartford
Conn., carries a watcli that is indeed a
novelty, as well as a valuable timepiece,
Without opening tlio watch, tho time of
day or night to tlio mluuto can bo ascer
tained. By pushing down a spring on
tho outer edgo of tho caso, tho hour is
given by tlio ptrjkiuig of a miniature
gong, as nro also tho quarter hours and
minutes. If, in tlio night, the ov,ner
wishes to know tho time, it is learned in
a very fow seconds, and is found out in
this way: If it is six minutes to 3 o clock,
ono of threo little gongs will strike two;
two gongs then striko alternately three
strokes, each giving tho threo quarter
hours, and another gong strikes nine
two hours, threo quarters and nino min
utes, making tho exact time six minutes
to 3. The chief said that eleven years
ago tho watch would cost 81,200, but at
tho present timo tho watches oro sold for
450, Boston Uerald.
Wanted A liooh on Xeerage.
Apropos of much that has appeared
about jtho Duff family, a book which re
mains to bo written is a genuine and
true history of tho peerage of tho United
Kingdom. Tho largo volumes of ro
manco and fiction styled "Peerages," ot
present circulating in the kingdom, aro
completely ridiculous and thoroughly
misleading. With regard to modern cre
ations, their audacious annihilation of
facts is sublime. London Truth. .
The Wind Taken Out of Her Satis.
"Mr. McClintock," shouted his better half,
"I wont you to take your feet off the parlor
table."
"Mrs. McOlintock," ho said, in a fixed, de
termined voice, "I allow only ono person to
talk to me that way."
"And who Is that!" she demanded.
"You, my dear," he replied softly, as he
removed too peues. judge.
Too Late.
"No, Gooree," sho muttered, as the iqkera
bio youth knelt in a passionate frenzy at her
feet, "I can never bo yours."
"Well, Clara," ho answered bitterly, as he
rose quickly, ''you might at least have told
ma bo before, and saved me from bagging
mese irouscrs.-- uiotuier aim runusner.
Why Elijah Whistles.
A 'good deal ot fun bos been poked at Ell
jab. Halford for going about his work whis
tling "White Wings," but tho fact that It is
now proposed to put a pair of them on tbe
bite House demonstrates pretty clearly to
us that the prlvato secretary know what ho
was whistling for, Washington 1'ost.
Cquldn'l F)iih Ills Sentence
Convict You havo been very goal to me
for tho past tew months, and I can't bufll-
clently thank you. I"
Visitor Well, why don't you finish your
sentence I
Convict I c.m't,ir; IVo ;two moro years
to serve, Judge.
Ambiguous.
Mistross (wUhlng to see if her message has
been correctly delivered) What did you tell
tho Indie, Drldgott
Bridget I told 'em yez wasn't feelin' vfell,
and yez was goln' to call on V-tn soon, and
they sez thoy wan sorry to hear it. Munsey's
Weekly.
How It Goes at the Gate.
He said, Oood-by, my love, good-by;
A minute passed, and then
IT" said. Good night, my sweet, and then
lie said. Good night again.
Poston, Courier.
Sept liy tlio Tliin of Vnimliirlly.
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E. ST. JOHN,
General Manager,
.1. W. COSICK,
ryrmonr, Ohio, writes:
" I feel that I can not rec
ommcml Dr. Set h Arnold's Cone''
Killer
too highly. Would not lo
MltllOUtlt.
Druggists, 25c, COc-, and $1.00.
THE GREAT
German Remedy.
TRUTHS FOR THE SICK
tor thotfo deathly
DlllousSnellstlcncnti
isl.000 will hu mill
for acaso where fet'L.
onSiiLi'iiuitllmuitf
It Vf 111 curo you.
licit Ilivrrjita will
not assist or cure. It
E3
Do vou fauller with
never falls.
1
thattlrcdaniiallgonc
Cleanse tho vitiated
blood when you see
its Impurities burst
ing through tho eMii
I nTiimiles, blotches.
Itll'lHlK, It bO, UHC
SOLHIUK IllTTElta:
It will euro you.
I Uperatl.eswhoart-i
feloBcly confined In!
tjtlio wills anil work
tnd Sores, ltcly on1
-3UL.1-1IUK JII11UIIS
fnri snops; ciorks.w no uo
I I not procure suulclcnt
I lexcrriso. nnd all who1
mil health will lol
low.
i tare conOneU Indoors,
I should uso SiLrnm:
II II1TTK113. Thev will
BL'LVllUlt lilTTKltfi
will euro Liver Com-
nla ut. Don't h tils-
'ourageu; u win cure
vou.
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if you do not wish
to rmuerfrom lthcum
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vvlllbulldyouupand
iiinkn you Etrongand
healthy.
aUsm, ubo a bottle ot
SULI'IIUH 111 ITERS;
it never inns to curo.
SULl-llL'lt 11ITTE1IS
Don 1 no w itiiout, a
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will not rejrret It. I
will make your blood
ituro.rlch and stronc-.
uuu your uesn nam,
Littllua in delieutc
Try buLr-uuit Hit
mm to -night, am)
vou will sleep well
-tnil feel better forlt.
hcalth, who aro all
run down, should use1
sui.rnini itiTTKiis
Do vou wnnt tho best ilcitlc.it Work nuhllshcil?
Fend 3 2-Ccnt fctnmps to A. 1. Onnw'Ar & Co.,
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BloodPol(wn,DlteatofKt1neri. Bladder ftndotbrrais
KansteHktieiiealNtrvotislii'iU.T lxtMaoh(oJ r
ealtuot I.rror to Youth are itpeodtI and parnanDtlr
cared. Uon-uUntlnn nnd tre it int .!. dj lr-ity rani!
Addrees DR, QKINSLE. 171 W 12th fit.. KewVpik.
THE SHOE
I won't miss it, for I have long
since adopted an easier and
cleanlier way. A bottle of
Wolff'sAGMEBIacking
and a sponge to keep my shoes
washed clean, save a deal of
labor and shoe leather.
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SprMd on white mm'-n.
fur fopui-AH
'to llr.LtflBur
Apply one now for
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Klrtni-y WealmeM, Tender Iumrt,
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V
Imiforrtsrsnture of HOP PLASTEtTCO.!
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rYFntS il Itm.
Stocking
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A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY I
.1111 ItilUI.a the I utlae o nil lll.fiu,V. "
flllt'lIMHIi H1I.I.I2K
, ItllUlhe.llicli.be...
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Catarrh,
Bronchitis,
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The effloscy of the Microti KiHor In enf.-s of eon
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M only In one icallon stone lues. Price Aft.OO.
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roach of all. riiyslcian of II teS iffi i!
cUargeof the oRice Send furclrUsndfnfonaUoS
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