Persons who inspect tho very large stock and fashionable assort ment of Roods we always carry candidly admit tlmtm Worsteds, Cassimeres, Corkscrews, Cheviots, &c., &c., of seasonable weights and styles we lead all competition, while at the same time it is an acknowledged fact that in workman ship, style, quality and price Clauss tO Bro., stand at the head. " It can't bo helped !" As tho leading merchant tailors of this section we have earned a reputation which we will sustain during the season now advancing by making up suits or parts of suits in tho latest styles, most substantial manner and at prices thnt will astonish buyers. s"Vc want you to call and inspect the largo stock of Spring Suiting!, and Pantaloonings just received, before you purchase else where. You will be pleased with styles and prices. Pi BMipes!, Hulled For Gents', Ladies, Youths and Children. Only tho best makes at the lowest prices. You arc bound to be pleased. OUR GENTS' FURNISHING DEPARTMENT Is coinplete'in every particular. Clauss Bros., The Tailors, A IS HEADUUAHTEItS FOR- GENERA 1, HARDWARE. ALL KINDS OF OOAL, OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE, Bank Street, Lehigliton, Pa BRIGG'S - Fort IN ITS NERVOUS, BILLIOUS, OR CONGESTIVE FORMS. aiuuiuujr is vim iiiii:iiiiiiuu in uiiu ui and wasuscd by Iilm with unparallaleil success to thn Public ns a ninnrlotnrv mnilletnn In 1R"7j? rri.1n T .1 .. : 1 1 . -1 1 1 .. c -- I 1" J ... -w.w, ...... gm.u lUUb kllllU IL MILS lOlimi US YH Into almost ovcry country on tlio face of tho Rlobe, and become a favorite remedy with thousands of the leading physicians. Medical societies have discussed Its marvelous suc cess at their annual conventions, and after their oillclal chemists have analyzed It and found that It contained no opiates, bromides, or other harmful Inerwllcnts nuletlv placed it ampng their standard remedies. ' ' 3 TKSTIMONAU This Is to certify tbat I have need for some months with much satisfaction, tho combination of remedies, for Headache, known os Unci's llendacho Troches. Tim r.r,.lo ,.,. u.i aches especially such as effect Nervous Women than anything I am acquainted with, and If this certificate wil bo tho mains ofbrit 'lagit to a favorable attention of sufferers from that trouble, I shall leel that 1 1 ayo d no the a-n service fj. 11. IHtOWN M. D. PRICE, J3B c-bistts. Sold by all Druggistg, or sont ELIZABETH, N. J. AURUStSl.'fi'J. Closing Out at Cost." "Big rgains.for You On account of rapidly lailing health the undersigned will close out at sacrifice prices his large stock of The goods are new, no shoddies or seconds, and people who Viscly take advantage of this great closing out sale will secure wonderful bargains in tho shape of good goods at low prices. Don't Fail to Call. LEW BANK STltEET LEHIGHTON.PA. mm KSOPPOSITK L. & 8. DEPOT,-r BANK STREET, - - LEHIGHTON, Pa lias just opened an entire new line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods Sa teens, Prints, Ginghams, MarSCillGS, Seersuckers and Fancy Dress Patterns of! ho very best qualities at exceed ing low prices. Groceries, Provisions, Crockery ware, Glassware, Wood and Willowware of tho best makes at low figures. Cloths Cassiiners, Hats, Boots, Shoes and Heady made Clothing in great variety and at prices within the reach of all purchasers prices fully as low as the same goods can be bought lor at any other general store in this vicinity. Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in great variety and of best quality at Hock Bottom Prices. Best quality of Flour and Feed at prices hilly as low ns the same articles can be purchased elsewhere, A car load of coarse salt has just been received the prico a s been marked down to the very lowest notch. All goods of tho very best quality and are being sold at prices, equally as low as tho sanio goods can bought at any goneral stoie in this section. Call and be convinced. Respectfully, July23-871y M0S REIGEL. Glass: - r . ... mo icaum pnysicians of l'arls Franco for oyer thirty ycars.an.l was first given mwl .inn. tl,nt t. i l. n. nrtowN, m. d. 23 West Jersev St.. - EuzAnsTiT, N. J., Juno 28, lSf by Mail on rocoipt of Prico, 9 Alleged American' Fun. A Chester man discovered tho Identity of tho thiol who stole his Urn wood by loud Ing a stick or two with rim powder, nnd after a stove In thn shanty occupied by nn Italian laborer wont off In'o fragments the wood pile censed to suffer from tho depro datlons of thothlct. Backlen'i Arnica Salve. Tlio IIH8T Salvo III tho world for cuts, brulsos, sores, iileers, salt rheum, focr soies, tetter, clumped IiniHs, chilblains corns nnd nil sldii eni.llons, mid positively cures plies, or no miy required. H Is cuarant.-eil to give perfect satis faction) or money refunded, ri ice 35 cents per UUA. X Ui D.IIU VJ JtlWU'.lh 111 llgKISl. Cattle In tho lower end of Lehigh nro affected with a fatal malady. Tho animals aro seized with cramps nnd fovcr and In a few hours die. Consilium ion Surely Cured. w . i uui.ui, a. itn mm, in, will, v.Ml- ers that I have a pohitiyo rcmctfy for the abovo named disease, ily ita timely use lliousanda ot hopeless cases have been per manent! v Cllrod. I niinll hn olml In kpihI two bottles of my remedy freo to any of your readers who have consumption if they win hcnu mo tlicir express nnd pojlolhco. mmress. llespcetlnlly, t, a. Blocnin, JI, (J., lot I'cartst., jew oric. Pittsburg has been selected ns tho place and the second Tuesday of August, 1SD0, llxed ns tho dato for tho holding of the next session of tho State Camp 1 O. S. of A. l'oree.l to l,iuvo 1 1 iimo, OvcrfiO people were forced tolcnvo tlioir Humes yesterday to cull for ii freo trial pack' hko of Jjaiio's Family Medicine. Jf vnni blood Is bad, your liver and kidneys out ol oidor, if you nro constipated and hnVe liead aclio and an unsii-hlly complexuni, don't lull to call on any ilrmrcist ui-dav liir n frr,. sample of this grand remedy. The kulioK- in.iiwu. everyone likes it. Jjiiruo slztt I Iuiokiiu nt ucnis. Tho Trowell and ilortar, a new journal devoted to masons and plasterers, will an- pear in Pittsburg next month. It will be tho only journal of tho kind In the country. Cure Yimrsoir. Don't pay largo doctor's bills. Tlio best medical hook niibllshed. KM n:i colored plates, willbetont you on receipt oi three 12-conl stamps to pay no.stage. Ad- ui ess a. 1 . unlwuv & Uo., Uoston, iIa.ss. On Sunday night a dudo stepped ur to a boxum Allciitown girl and asked to see lnir home.' She grabbed him by tho throat, choked him, and'then rolled him into the gutter. JlrlRlit'g IHhuiisu Lost lis Victim, Under tlateof July 18th, 18SIS, Mrs. Laura would have been dead iinm llrii,lit." l)if ., JVo had tried in vain other ineans, but the I'avorito Heincily came just in time to sayi- licr life." Dr. L. II. Taylor, of tho Stato Hoard of Health, attributes the typhoid fover epi demic in Wllkcsbarro to a disease germ found In thd water at" tho-Laurel liun reservoir. Interested l'eople. Advertising a patent niedieino in the pe culiar way in which the proprietor ot kemn s Halsain for Coughs and Colds doet is indeed woud6rful. JI0 aulhuri.cs nil druggists to give all thoso who, call for it wimple bottle free, that they may try it be fore purchasing. Tho large boltlcs aro 50c and tfl.00. AVu certainly would, adviso'a tnal. It may save you from consumption. A church bell cost 120 years ago, which has been silent for many years, hns just been rcliung inMho lteformod church ai Heading. , Hay I'eter mid ltoso Cold AiputtcniU'dby an luilaiucil romlltlou of the !!' !S ll,l,,;ll,1,V'1",.H,"r,"'B ""strlls, traidiiets anil Lwiii mi i'r i10 A" iei1'1 """,,s ls Iniriiliie sensation. 1 hure are severe snasu s I MieeziiiB. Iievueiit altacks of huailace. v, lerv ifl I - !,' ;'!! nd ie0,f K,y,'H ,c,',am i'i i is a 'i ; i'i',.".VTl,';.,',!,!'.y "!a."' 'ettWerid, hi cents. '"ki) oti aireii., .'sew x vK. Apple orchards near Scranton aro stag geilng nnd groaning with their loads. Tho electric light company at Strouds hurg has ngieed to ll-jht the streets of that town for $1,200 a year. A SUNHlItt.U MAN Would use Kcmn's l'.nl.-i,,, fr ii. ,i. ...... , . ............ .... iiiu ill,, li, L anil luiis. Itis curing more casesof tougos, (.olds. Asthma, Itronchills, Croup and all I llfo.it mid Lungs Troubles, than nnj-other moduiiii!. l'lio proiirietor has iiulhori.c nuv druggist togivn you a sample Dottle I'rcot'o COIlVllllO Villi llf I III' mnrit iJll.!., ........ cdy. Largo Ilottlo 5(lo and 1. Spring chicken' aro shipped by the car load fiom Tenncsseo to New Yoik and flther cities. Tho business Is steadily in creasing. Seven now building associations have tccciilly been organized In Heading. A GOim AI'l'JJTITH Is essential logood heallh"; but ar Ibis sea son H ss often os t, owing to the poverty 'ir i'nnuritv.of tin, bhinl .1, ..-.,.,.,.. ,..., ..r'.i.. ,. , ' , V.ll,..l.i, II, ,1,1 nigestivo organs nnd tho wiakening tllivi . wiihu'jiiij; soason. uuuil s. aisa aiilln o iinumicriui meincinc Jor creating an ap petite. Iiminir ll,,. ,:. ,,!.', i O "...-I,, tun, KlYIIIIj strongtlrtothe nhole systim. is t lit. i.iuu io uiho . no kllle to ml Jli.odV Hursaparillu. Tho cotton crop of Texas h ill ho worth S4.000,0On.- Ulcven bridges cross the Harlem Itlvcr at New York. A 'Wouinii'n DlM-otrry, Alll,ll.r,,-n,wl...r..1 .ii . t """"',v"";,,'lv'v mis occn l nai c ...,Vu i. .. """-" iu"ii, ur, .,iiu mr smell uvrssho stood Its soerotietH, hut her Ui mf?!! nvV "'"'"'""'"tl ami death seeuie. ' "I ent. l or ihrce month ). roiiKheil Ineess- mMl"!! !fi 'l'Vl' .!.. jm'taumg H?kl?-',,u";rJ,i,!ic- v l'"s ttri1" w. r. ii.iii i!feilia,i?r,&K-ft i,H " """ "",U0 Aerial navigation is again attracting attention, This lias been a poor season for Lab rador lishcriucn. Tho Oreilt jr. 1 nVn V-,'f I""ni" 5,iIe' XorV "'"1 Mv, or Pills which regulato tho liver, stomach bowels, etc. through their nervtw. Small t and mildoit. A now princiull A rovolu lionizerl Samples free nt Illory ,t Thomas' driiirstore. A typhoid epidemic 1 prevalent In Chicago. Fifteen states will this fall choose state officers. .J,,".,.,.,rS.ul,r? ri'afm'oed by )r. J. li.er. .a 1 rcaro.l by a oombinalio i, proiwrtiun and rov jieeiiHar tu itMlf, Hood's Sar irllla nccmplisbes euros billierto un known. The hop crop is' a failure The trunk lines are at war. An ico trust has been formed ai Savan nah, Ga. r. ,,, " ""iiiiii i uniioni, wniUK Wo aro certain that only for Dr. David Kennedy's Knvrtrho Jiemeily, or Itondout, N. Y., our littlo ton- A MODEL PRESS win A mii w... own lMntlng or turn money print ing for others. Your hoy em) ran It. outfits, With I ee 110, $20, S2R, or mnre, According to size ono M good as another. In uj til over ths world. Kull Information In a book called Jlotv tol'rlnl. FrtH with samples of Mohki. proat work, upon np- THE MODEL PRESS COMPANY. Llm'd. CIZ Arch Shell, rhlladtlpl Sco what ls said about The Model Press. My Model Press netted moinlhreoluonlhover 52(10.001 nonr I1A1I inttrlu.lliift m i,vf,i,,. i.. - - iS wv- L)1C. vet I set. on mid nrlntnl 1nf(lOili,iniiii,i,ifi.tu onniyiiioue' i-rossino uay after 1 leeeUeil It.-l iiiku iiiiuic. iiuiro man iioiioio wust my .(loilel Press cost lllo lhp flint Inn nfnlilh1ldvA .I,,.,., about jrjo.ootto'-th of woik on mvto'( 1 Jloilel rress. it upiub nil, After three years' use 1 n ml ir ' Model tress as eant xm oaw ih,. Mnilol Pivss Is Wll litilltrtiul oiiKhl lo nisi inn VVIIlUlj, The Model Press I fully equal le. the largest nnd coslllcst mn calnes for line-Card mill (IKNKItAl, IU'HINKSk prllitlun. Auy snmit Isjy can liun out hmulieil ,lf .tlllhll-tt U-MHtl lit ,u,.l L- n.up.. ........ I. ona of the smaller sizes. Adilress. ' Tim Model Pdess Co., Ltd., 012 Arch SI root. may!2-jl Piiiium.riiiA, Pa. When I say Cote I do not mean merely to stop them for n time, and then liavo them ro turn again. I MKAN A KAD1UH. (JLUli. I liavo mado tho dlsouse ot FITS, EPILEPS1T or FALLING SICKNESS, A life-long study. I waiuwnt my remedy to Cork tho worst cases. ISecuuso others have failed U no rnnson for not now receiving a euro Eciulntoneofornlicatlseniida 1'kkh botti.h of my INI AI,7.ll)l.n HUMEor. Uiro KxprcvS nnd rot Olllco. It costs you nothing fur a trial, and It will euro you. Address II.G.ROOT.M.C, lEaPEARtST.iliEwYcnK Til f ?B!S m SJES 6SL Almost aa tfoiatablo-as ErlilU, So i.Isgqtm t, tliM it cn bo t3(en, ll;f ed, cud .-iaamiU(3 Ky Via iiiti.f ,oinMl!fa -.o:iji?U, vbTi rita plain oil mni.nl !sc nl-: i, ouj j,y tho tum. Kf.niarK- "ela m .' ii? frdeecr. Ptruass-.TCiz rzr'-'to vW.S takise'It: SCOTT'S KMiI.s:nVi.icl;nowlodgea by t,.., .-, i j , ui: i'tubp.t ma lieticpreptt. mtidu i" tho wr-rM for iha iQlLl tad onro of i"l C; 1 1 itl li-r i , 1 fc, enuftHIn n i . t ivn, vwnuruLK. CCHEffAf, tlSiftlTY. WASTUiC COLDS und.OMKOHiC COUGHU. ITT f . J '-'-JIWISKHJ, Ull ashmjm uhUtitm. SM by ull Druggists. FavorKe Singer Scwinn Machine. HIGH A11M $25.00. Each Macliine has a dron leaf. fancy cover, two largo drawers, with nickel rings, and afull set of Attachments, equil tdany Sin ccr Machine sold from 40 to $60 by Canvassers, A trial in your home be fore payment is asUed. Buy direct of the Manu facturers and save agents' profits besides getting Certificates of warrantee for five'yenre. Send for testimonials to Co-opcrntivc Sewing Machine CO., 269 S. I Ith St., Philadelphia, l'ft. mvE pay ffiiEioirr.-sa Wchavc a rcm'y thitwill CURE CATARRH. DRONCHITIS and ASTHMA. Our faith it to stront? th.it we will scml trcntluent on trial. Send for Treatise and full pammlara. Address, flte Hall Chemical Co,, 3860 Falrmourt Av,, PMIa., Pa CAN bo CURED. We will SEND FRr.F. bv mall a lame T1UAL liOTlXE: .1.. n .... I?..:!....... i,r,Krl KUFFKll ANY LONUKRI (live PostOf fice. State and County, and Ace ialnlv. Adaress, THE HALL CHEMICAL CO., 286o Fairwotint Avenue, Philadelphia, Pa. Piso'o Curo for Con suniptiou ls alsfi tho beat Cough Medicine. If you liavo a Cough without tliBoaso of tho Lungs, a few .loses are all you need. But if you no gloct thia oany means of najety, me silgut Cough matter, and ties will be n Pteo-a Remedy for Catarrh U tba O, Uiwlwt 10 ITk, and lliuapesL Bold liV druimlMra a. . i. 60c. KT. Jiueltlne, Warrsu, lT nenintf-Muclilnp' i wihv r'iimi I m all puts b) II .mt u 1 tiu. bit,. , p il n hm iti pet iln ni, Y,v nUltbUd I rvi't. Murltl.Mlib 4l 4li lt4lUK(. S iHfcUo..uairi-ean.i.. t V Ul UUT M-t Btlli vaIiiuI.Id .ri iiuiftlvt Innluiiifirg kit'Mu rll ui your lit'nir, ih1 bltei ih all itiftll bu uma your o d itunv IliU n-an.) maO.iuc ta " U hltiitvr luttnita, li'li ba f nm out & r 1 -ai ill ui ti sum f. 1 CVif, Milti Ihl tllllfrilK and 11. .ur .1.11a J- uw.nint in ium Wi'flil All It ear ("roe tba Laat a-winirmarhln tu Ut uild and iba Xit UJl: .1: CO., II ox -SiO, Auuuaiu. Iuluo IV1ARVELOUS Only Ornulno IS).tui si Mt-mury TnUBlna. Hour llHuku I.eiirned lu Uub reaiUiiu. .IllilJ waiidertn oure.1. En'I2r,TllJl,, aa' ".dut' ben. H'trd. Omt butuewiKuU to GiarMpoadano Cut . n.I'K,'ft,?.,,.i,,.i.0K. A ll.t.1. nuitiM3rt)nlt-ar'ral-.,. . mm i n 7m $20 (CATARRH lift IPS 18 "TPS ir LI . yrri?nIrfTi.M-.,,. i i , ' l'v,.;lSJuL;Iiil , enll".iu,nif..tTiw; u,t 7I fli.7Ti?' A Queer VertlUtt. Some onses of coinparntlvely recent occurreiioe will serve to illustrate the defects of tho coroner nystoin. The fol lowing lu roHirti d: "lmjuisitinn lndd on tiiertKKlj of Holmes, dt ".oasts Tloccuilit'r 8,1858. Wo of tho said jury, by being summoned and qualified, and hearing the evidences, nnd making trim and dil igous resentments over tho Bai.l body of snid deecnRts, twelvo men mot, and, be ing duly sworn into the case, bollores that lie como to his denth by somo fit or other npoploxy. Doctor being duly sworn by myself, coroner,' states that tho lobis membrane of the spinal dlsrnso wns af fected to considerable oxtont." Fonun. A Volunteer. Moses (turns tho fonco corner on all fours and lias n snrpriao) I yil boss; dab you is on de lookout. You right, loo. I wuz jess droppin' roun' to let you know devo wuz iieap o' thievin' nlggors about, en wuz scroucliln' down fur fenh deli might sco mo fiust. Scribner's Magazine. A Suitor's Teller, Tlie following loiter, written 'by n snilor to his former captain, is nailed to tho wall in tho ofliro of A. T. Heney, tlio ship brol.er. It is a masterplcoo of its kind, nnd between tho lines can be soon tho vicissitudes in tho life of an able seaman: on tlie Bnrk firefly. honohl sur Kornel Nox 1 senil you liy tills male n f u shueta of lltlug wlch lielongg to j on I W no tut to me & I bnv ltisiu a long ways sense I wen yon I bliipptxl to Halifax & there lirnl a helova tluiu go ln, to llristol enslanu" & then I eamo to Liverpool Si now I am lu a Bnrk with a acnernl enrgo & full of rats & tho Captain fulernaguos awl tlio tlmo and seora most awful tlio Peeil Is no bo1 A I utu silt of havlug my slstem Jamil ful of Ileena awl tho time, wish 1 bad sum of tho jgrub wo had on Ibo Ralut iAwemeo will you over turrit tlio bloobory py honoul but wlch It was In the Ulo of thu cote you Rlvo mo In behlne tlio lining I rilieil It yesterday 1 found tlieimpers tho nro t,um you wns going to put in a Uook 1 think I rite this to you nllh my rosjiee tho Oaptoln will put youre addres on this & innU) It fur in ftt Naples whet tvtioro Roiujr. No uiui-e ut puMeiit youre obodent res'ixwtfully, Juhs Uiprxnt, able soaman. That was a de il of n trip wo had on the Cliam-p)-Un but If ovei' j-on rruso nean 1 ould lika to work for you 1 tiovcr will forglt that py. New York Sun. A Tale Without Words. t y , 1 y J 4 , Seribner's Magazine. Her 1'a flrtnv Lenient. A young lady wbo went to Marshall Hail with tho Six o'Cluolc club last Sat urday W03 hitting on the tfcok of the stuniner, chatting witli a fliend, when the friend recalled tho fact that a few yearn ago sho was a great suiTorcr from hay fever, asked if it had troubled her any this summer. "Oh, my, no," said sho; "I haven't had it for threo years now. I don't have to liavo it. 1'a lots inego to the mountains now without any oxcuso at all." Wash ington Post. I,t I'.n-ovor. Hazzlo What's tho matter? Yod look sad. Dazzle I lost a suit of clothes this morning. Itaxzle How so? Dazzle Hung it up in my wife's ward robe. Clothier and Furnisher. Mrs. Oliver, of Athens, Ga,, 87 yours of ago, und sho does not rcnicmiior to have over tnkeu a drink of water Mrs. Ulaonifiold Mooro, of Phlladol phia, is ouo of tho wealthiest Amoricnn widow?. She makes her homo in Lon don. ' Helen Newell, -James It. Garfield's fiancee, is young, tall, graceful and dark, and will have a conifortnblo fortune of bur own. Tho queen'B favorito Imrerago was rice champagne, hut by order of her physician sho In now obliged to drink whisky instead. Mrg, Mary J, Holmes will nmko her travels tho subject of a series of parlor readings to bo given in lier own resi dence next foil. Tliore are four ladles' cricket clubs in tlio west end of London, nnd there nre said to lie some very dexterous players among tho members. According to u London correspondent sirs. Joseph Ciiauiberlnin is the most popular woman the United States lias yet sent to England. Carlotta, ox-ompresa of Mexico, lives in u oostle in licl-iuui i.i acclubion. Her hir in quite white, but otherwise she lias not changed in years. The onipress of Uermany io to havo n special body guard composed of twenty four of the largest men in tho Prussian array and commanded by an officer and two sergeant The mother of Mr. Iui Stevenson nooouipaniod him and hu viife on tiieir long voyage in the South peas. Mrs. Stevensou Las returned to Edml ur;h, but her son has started fur another year's cruise. Empress Frederick r-c i, .JL'10,00.1 a year lrom tlie German 1 1 t i.t. The fortune left to in-r by too U n ln ss ol Gollicra I rings hur in i'J J,t.(.. a i .ir, ami she baa a life interest ui the ti ui cviatc of her husband. In ail she has about 70,000 a car. Mis Mar,' E. nauclictt, who died re cently atChiitouungi, N. Y., was the second oui.iu graduate of an American medical ciilicLo. Shu reeehed the de gree of diKtori.f iiKilieiuc fium the Al bany M .lh-ul o.llio in V-.i bl uv.iu.tt woman of great iutclluonoe and force of character. Miss Kate Sanborn s farm at Metcalf, Maa., Bays The IlofctonCiiizotte, iduuiiiie. Totbo puizzaa of tho liou o a cheirlul and houieliAo ai'pc.nau.o li..s been itii partid by flowers und vine-., gay un- tHIUi l.llltl 111-., CHltl Ull t hohilullllo I'd- L IIHJ tllull., t14uu .111,1 lh.m.ool,- ti.il stools, and within the liousu tlio same Quaint furniture u used. 8TANDINQ BY THE FAMILY. I i Ue Took nn Inlerent In Hverjhody Ileal lne Uti Name. "Oood cvpning.Rlr," enid a man wltl wliito porrebiin buttons on bis cunt, as lio politely romoM d a bhu k straw hat with both hands. He wns column down I the front stopsof a Madison avenue botise i i , , . ... aim nau encountorcu mo own. . r ung up. "I nave just boon reRdin your diwr plate. I)oorlat8 of the best fnm'li are tlio only lit ratoor I peruse now. do not enro for grocery siens and bill boards. Tho ono, sir, is mediocre, while I llnd the otlier bombastic nn' stilted My fav'rite roadin' is tho ungmved door plates of our lht oitV-onm Disjointed an' fragmentary, si,r, but satisfactory to ono of cultivated tastes." "Yes," answered tho gentleman, bus pioiousiy. "Your name, I learn,"wenton tlio stu dent of doorplato llteraturo. "is Wood ford. My own humblo iftrao is also AVoodford. Tliero nro many AVoodfords, slrj it Is lmrdly likely, sir, that wo are any relation." "I should bo inclined to think not," said thootlier as ho sniffed tlio air still nioro suspiciously and wont up two steps nigiier. "I'rob'ly no near relation at least, sir. My own fam'ly U of English descent grnntuatlior was a Kentish man. sir. Very likely your branch might bo Irish or inciiby Welsh. You ain't got tlio Kentish nose, sir." "Evidently not if you have. What is your otilcct in detaining me? ' "SimUy this, sir. Your namo is Wood ford, my own humblo cogncrmcn is also Woodford. Wo may bo no relation, but I tako nn interost in anybody bearin' my namo. You are in Wall street, an' today you aro making money with both hands to-morver yon may bo Hat on your oacu. ll j on over get down remembei you liavo a friend iri Morgan Woodford who will assist you to tho extent of his humble enracity for tho name you bear. If you over neod help remember that a letter nont to M. Woodford, Esq.. Mul berry court, Bayard street, will reach mo. Should I bo temporally on tim er should 1 bo nbscnt friends will for ward tho communication. Good oveii' iug, Mr. Woodford." '"Ono moment," said tlio Madison ave nue Woodford, "I trust you would not bo insulted should I oiler you tlio tem porary loan or iifty cents," and ho ad vauceu a half dollar toward tlio other, "Sir, your kindness overpowers mo. You belong to our branch tif tho family after ' all. I accept tho coin, to bo re turned to-morrow not later. Do not forget mo if you over llnd yourself uoorcu. liemember that a truo Wood ford never forgets another Woodford." Now York Tribune. All Aecompllshe.l FUli Liar. Tho fishing is not very gcod hero nov, but you can dig dead loads of anglo worms. 1 went out yesterday morning for an hour and returned with all tlio worms I could carry. Ono of the most accomplished fish liars that lever met lives withiu a Btone's throw of tho placo whero I nm staying, I know that it is only a stone's throw because I hit tho old man in tho small of tho back with a rock last night, as ho was doing his oveniug chores. I throw the stono just for amusement, and so stated to lrira afterward, but ho said ho had seen more amusing things thnu that in tho Toledo papers. Ho told mo yesterday that he caught a trout lost Fourth of July that- wergild nineteen pounds: but when asked him this. morning to lend mo a lish lino ho said lie didn't havo one hadn't been fishing in ten years. II. S. iomor m itochestor Slorning Herald. "Klu n Quack Move?" Thero was company for dinner at Dil ly's houso and thoy were cnioylns tho first course, which consisted of oyster soup. Dilly mado away with hers for somo time in silenco until sho had nearly cleaned tho plato, when, sho suddenly paused and, looking at her mother across tlio tablo, said, In a stago whisper; "Mamma, what you fink dero's a hair in my soup." "Hush, Dilly," said mamma, frown Ing; "it's nothing but a crack in tlio plate." Dilly moved the bowl of her spoon nacK nnd-tortli over tho supposed crack anil then exclaimed triumphantly: "Kin a quack .move?"-rPhiladclphia 1TC83. A Curious Coincidence. "1 am very much opposed to prizo lighters, saul a traveling man. "Well, that isn't remarkable." re sponded another. "If you will notice, you will observe that tho prizo fighters aro frequently opposed to each' other." Wcrclmut Traveler. Hu Didn't Know. Stranger (in Chicago) Will you please tell mo whoro Stato street is? Chicago Man (haughtily) Madam, I am n detective Now .York Sun. A MUuiulerBlandIti. Mistress Why, Bridget, whero aro you going? Bridget Shuro, ma'am, I bo's goin' out-fur n walk. Mistress (petulantly) Dear, dear; I I nought tills was my day out. Idleness Is A Dunjrerniig Vault In tho kldnejs. ll'hcn inactive they speed, lly fall into disrepair. Thoscubstlnatoand fatal malatiies, Ilrlglit's disease and diabe tes, ensue with terrible certainty noon tlio Inaction of tlie oricans affected. Catarrh of tlio bladder, omnebin; nrnel and strniiRiin uru ul-o io i e apprehended from a partial oaialysls of tho bladder, of v hieh weakness ,mi,1 sltifL'Miiio ,i aie tlio causes. HoMct ier Siiim.ieh l'.ii it i' is a line tonic and I loltiolor of actiMly for the renal organs, nnd one which can bo relied upon to afford I hem 'ho leg ills lie stimulus without excit ing them an ulleo. to be feared from the miniiillciled alcoholic excitant of com merce. A further beneficent effect of the liittei-,, by renew Ins activity of the lid ions, is to enable thein lo draiu from the l.lo. ul in its paif;;e lliiciii;!! thuin, Impuri ties productive of rheumatism and dropsy. Nenousness, fever and atftie, eonslipatlon and ilypcpil.1 are onn(uered bv the Hitters. Jntiie (r. l.lain. ,lr,, sou of the V eie i . oi - ate, 1 no,1, a Ui.iikui on ,i Main' ' i ni 'jl loeotniilive. - nioM im nt i on fool for tin-formation of a national organisAtlon of the alo port? and brewcrer employes. J at9 Pain Insianih Strengthatis Kmk t QuhtS Hervoi ine-j Fnsh IlrrtML IS. m',- h i -um Plm lUHSai prsym .l n sprMd, all rwd to apply. Host Plaster Err Mado. Look Eotd bj Drag and eonntry stores, eSCts. O lor SI. MaUod for price. Ncnr riiltndcliililn. k. Kcliool Open. Heit.10lt. QnarlerlrMnAsVerw. VLL&tCA. C2f- Admit! nm! ctusifm IT i l 1 " i. . .-vn.i(q.( iuiii,u- r ln MIU1 mx boji l'xnii ot utmlentit m.iv vrltvt nm t.hidt.t . r n courw. JTiytlcnl and ( Itenilriil I ilMtrtrv 'r . ri t.l tc tr. More full) mtlm wltl, im. ii.tn im tliir ill till nnicsnm, ,itin xnr ii-iit uviinii! i vr-tt .i . S'UIIHNl 1 UUfs At ll.N UlTAO QTJ AIN TE D WITH THE OEOGIIAPHT OT THE OOUNTDT, Wllil OBTAIN MUOH VALUABLE ITIFOnMATIOW mOM A 5TDDY or THIS MAP OF THEGHSO&Gtl, KSLASD S PGIF!G BfiJLWilY, Ineludimr main linos, brancboo and oxtenelons East nnd Wont or tho Mlasouri Klvor. Tno Direct Itouto tot and from Cblcngro, Jollot, Ottawa, Popria, La JBallo, Mollno, Eock Island, in ILJjINOIS-Davenport, Muscatino! Ottumwa.psknloosa, DoaMolno3,Wintersot, AudubontHarlan.iind Council Bluffs, in IOWA Minnoanolla nnd St. Paul, in MINNESOTA Watertown and 81pux Foils, in DAKOTA Oamoron, St. Joseph, nnd KaneaB City, in MISSqUEI-Omaha, Knlrbury, and Noloon, in NEBRASKA Horton, Topoka, Hutchinson, Wichita, Bellovlllo, Abilene, Caldwell, In KANSAS Pona Crook, Klntrflshor, Fort Bono, In tbe INDIAN TERRITORY and Colorado Springs, Dpnvor, Puoblo, in COLORADO. FREE Reclining Chair Cars to and from Chicago, Cnldwoll, Hutchinson, nnd Dodgo City, and Palaco Sleep ing Cars bofrwoon Chicago, Wichita, and Hutchinson. Traverses now and vast oroao of rloh larmlng and crazing lands, affording tho best facilities of Intercommunication to all towns and cities oast and west, northwest and ooutlvwout of Chicago, and Pacific nnd transoceanic Seaports. MAGNIFICENT VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS, Loading all compotitoro in oplondor of oqulpmont, cool, well vontllatod , and froo from dust. Through Coaches, Pullman Sleepors, FREE Reclining Chair Cars, and (oast of Missouri Rivor) Dining Cars Daily botwoon Chicago, Deo Motnos, Council Bluffs, and Omaha, with Freo Reclining Chair Car to North Platto, Nob,, and botwoon Chicago and Colorado Springs, Denvor, nnd Puoblo, via St. Joseph, or Kansas city and Topoka. Splendid Dining Hotels (furnlshinp meals at seasonable nours) west of Missouri River. California Excursions dally, with CHOICE OF ROUTES to and from Salt Lako. 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