Advertising Rates. For Legal Notices. Tho following prices for legal advents nghas been adopted by the Cawion Advocatk. Charter Notices - - . $4 00 Auditor's Notices - - . - 4 Oo Commissioner's Notices - - '4 00 Dlvorco Notices - - - 4 00 Administrator's Notices - 3 00 Executor's Nollco - - - - 8 00 Other legal advertising will bo charged for by tho square. H. V. HortMaer. Jr., PnMsher. New Livery I Feed Store AT PAOTf ERTON". I,KOrOLU MEYEUB respfCttuliY Informs tlio people ot l'ackcrtoii and clnity that ho lifts list opened a LlVRttY STABLE onllKAVEIt Bt where nersors can ho supplied w,lh Oood.hm., Teams ctiher (or l'uneraf, Wuiiding or lor Haul UK 1'urpones at very Lowest lutes. In cornice t on therewith he has aha In tock the very best brands ot flour ami l'i:i:i, which he will set' at Lowest Trices. Attention, Builders ! The undersigned Is still working the IK1LON STON1S QUAlIltY, and IS prepared to supply, at shortest notion and at'Lowest Prices, persons who desire with (1001) H TUNIS for UUILU1NU PURPOSES. Call and Inspect tho Stones and learn Trices before purchasing elsewhere. LEOPOLD MEYERS, feba-ly rackcrton, ra. KISTLER p ectfully nnnounces to the nubile Hat lie has n ed a NEW LIVKUY STABLE, and that he Is e prepared to furnish 'teams for Funerals, d dings or Iluslness Trips on the shortest no and most liberal terms. Orders left at the O arbou House" will receive prompt attention. stables on north street, next the Hotel, Lohlsthton. InnMiA- -GO TO- SWEENY'S "Corner Store" Bottled Gherkins. Sweet Pick les, Cbow-Chow, Onions, Table Sauce, Horse-radish, Cauliflow er, Uatsup, Mixed Pickles, Cel ery Sauce, and all kinds of choice Jellies and table necessaries. In Dry Goods, Groceries, Queensware, &c.,. We load, both In low prices and quality of goods. Our largo stock Is displayed to ad vantage, an item which purchasers will certainly greatly appreciate. REMEMBER -THE Corner Store, LEHIGHTON, PA. AL. CAMPBELL, Jeweler an! WatcMer, Bank Street, Lehighton, Penna. Respecttnlly Invites the attention of his friends andthe citizens generally to his Immense now stock of Watches, Clocks, Silverware, Jewely, at rrlees that defy competition. It will pay you o call and Inspect my slock before purchasing elsewhere, REPAIRING Promptly done at lowest charge, and all work guaranteed, Don't Forget the Place. SIGN OP THE BIG WATCH, Bank St., Lehighton. eDecmber 17,oS71y 3D. F. Ltjckectoach, TLAIN AND DECORATIVE PAPER HANG ING, HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTING AND GRAINING. Competent workmen sent to any part tho county. of HEADQUARTERS FOR Wall PaDers.Boraers&Becorations. Large assortment, and the latest styles. Stationery, Fane? Goods WINDOW SHADES. All grades, Hhade making and putting up promptly aueiiueu 10, Paints, Oil, Varnish, Putty, Brushes & general Painters Supplies. No. 61 Broaiway HanGb Chile. Pa. Below the Broadway Honse. 9 Horse Doctor, (Ilsnorary Graduate of Ontario Vet. College.) Office: Carton Honse Bank SU Lehlpto OASTRATION. DENTISTRY, Diseases of Horse and Cattle SUCCESSFULLY TREATED. Special and Particular Attention paid to LAMENESS :-: SPAVINS Splints, Ringbone, Hoofbound And all diseases prevalent among Domesticated Anuums. His Horse and Cattle Powders sold b him elf and stores generally. Consultation Free Charges Moderate. als telegraph and telephone promptly at tenaea to uperauons SKiiuuuy reriormeu -w circulation is growing - because wo furms all the atost local news in the best style. Sample us. L Ilrctl asiW war H D. J. 1 aivvntri&ai lie $1.00 a Year in Advance. VOL. XVII., No 36 Weispt Business Directory. RANKLIN HOUSE, EAST AVEISSrORT, TENN'A. This liouse'offors first-class accommodations to tho permanent hoarder and transient guest, l'anlo prices, only Ono Dollar per day. aug7-iy John ltK.mmi, Proprietor. Oscar Christinan, -WEtSSrORT, PA. Livery and Exclianqe Stables. Easy riding carriages and safe driving horses. Best accommodations to agents nud travellers. Mall and telegraph orders promptly attended to. Olvo mo a trial. maY21-ly The - Weissport - Bakery, 0. Y7. LAUHY. ritOriUKTOH. Delivers Fresh Bread and Cakes In 'Weissport, liChlghton and vicinities every day. In tho store I have a Fine Line of Confectionery for tbn llnlldnv Trade. Sinnl.iv schools and fes- tlvals supplied at lowest prices. R. J. HONGBN, 8UCCKSS0U TO CUA111.KS SCIIWKITZKlt, Near tho Canal Bridge, In EAST WEISSPORT, Penna., Is prepared to do all kinds of Biacksmithing and Horse-Shoeing, at very Reasonable Trices. -TIRE bettinu a 81'ECf ALTY.QAIso, Agent for tho P. P. Mast Road Cart, the Cheapest and Rest on tho market. feb2-yl Mpite for CARRIAGES 1 Henry Ohristman AT THK Fqrt' Allen House, Weissport, Sells tho l'opular and Celebrated Burlington OJand O York SINGLE AND I0UBLH CAI1IIIAQES At prices that aro considerably less than compe tition. I have all styles and qualities which I wish you would not fall to Inspect before making purchases. niayll-3m RETAILMERCHANTS liefore purchasing elsewhere will do well to call OSCAR J. SAEGER. 7 East Weissport, Penna., WI10I.K3AI.IS DKALKIl IN Oranges, Sivoct 1'otntoes, Lemons, Cranberries, Illiniums, Cocoanuts, and all other Fruits and Vegetables In sea- sou. Also, all kinds of Fislt. "RETAILERS In the community can save J' freight and have tho coods delivered at their doors by a low hours notice. (Jive me a trials satisfaction guaranteed nnd prices the very lowest. iiiui'ii-iy Over Canal Briflge E. Weissflort. UNDERTAKER AND DHALEIl IN FURNITURE. PARLOR SUITES, BED ROOM SUITES, &c, &e. Trices tlio very lowest. Quality of goods tho best. Satisfaction guaranteed In every particular. Caskets, Coffins and Shrouds We have a full lino which wis will furnish nt mo lowest possmie prices. Flour, Feed, &c.f Of tho choicest quality at very reasonable prices. Call and bo convinced. JOSEPH F. REX, AprH-ly EAST WEISSPORT. DENTISTRY. Dr. J. A. Mayer &Son. Dr. GEORGE H. MAYER, a Graduate from tlio Dental Department of the University of Pennsylvania, has opened an ofllco In the samo building with ins lamer, secouu uuor in me nay v inaow, 69 BROADWAY, MAUOIl CHUNK, PA., and Is now prepared to reecho every ono in need of first-class (icnl.il service. lime s-sa-tl Lehighton Business Directory. TTAL. SCHWARTZ. Hank St.. the oldest furnl V ture hniLlQ In tmvn. Kvi?rv ilPHirintlnu nf lurmiiu-u uiwurs on jiiiuu. l'riccs very low. WA. PETERS, Saloon and Restaurant, Rank . Street. Fresh Lager always on tap. Oys- ll scu3uii. wiuit in uiiu Meu us. novij-iy TlSRANO'S SHAVINO SALOON, opposite the j i aim v ula i it urriLf.. is nr;tii(iii;iriHr inr Biiuviuu mm uuiruiuiiui; iars u louacco SotU riO TO F1LS. ltODI-ltKIt. uiirlpr tlm V.vHinnrx. U Hotel. Hank street, for a smooth sliavo or a lasnionauiB iiair cut. wr- taoseii on NunriHv'a RELIAI1LE JEWELEIC: D. 8. HOCK. Jau28 8S OPP. PUIILIO SQUARE. mill! CARUON ADVOCATE OFKinE. Ii.ua- 1 street, plain and fancy fob prlntlni; a sped- ,jr. aihuvjiia uug uunur I'cr )iur iu auvance. T W. RAUDENnUSII. Hank street, wholesale J . dealer in clioice brands of whiskies, uln. l.rimillda ,.'lti.i km ..... ..ii.il' .....va, j .aiiuiitiu suiiciiea. Our Churches, METHODIST EPISCOPAL. South Hank street Sunday services at 10 u. in., nnd 7mi n m Suuday School 2 p.m. Rr.v. Dunoan, Pastor. TRINITY LUTHERAN. Iron street, Sunday services, 10 a. in., (German), T.oo p. m., unc lish), Sunday school 8 p.m. J. If. KuiiKn.Pustor REFORMED, Lehigh street, Sunday services at to a.m., (Herman), 7.00 p. m., (English), buudav school a p. in, J.ALVi.NltKiiK.n.Pustor pVANilELIOAL, South street, Sunday services u in i.iii.,iuiiiiuiif, I Ml p. in., IKIlg 1 1) buuaay schoolzp. m, J.S.Nkwhaut, l?istor. CATHOLIC, corner Northampton and Coal streets, services every Sunday mornlne ami eveulns. Rev. Hammackb itstor nnsTTirnTTTsTn stutit lkdertiirri.v of acMTHEn unk that requires vo clothes puis. Erery housekeeper, laundress and store keeper wants It. Sample sent by mall, feet fur ",. iccnuroucis. J'ZK9TV1S Aucnin, WANTED rou TniscotNiv Address, NOK WAM K, BOKD ti CO.. Mamifaetuilnr Inn Philadelphia, Co., ;Lock UOi OM. jySl.-J oseph F. Rex Professional & Business Carts. Horace Heydt, ATTORNEY AT IiAW, NOTARY runiiio, Off tCKi-Tho Room recently occupied by W. M. UapsUcr. BANK STREET, - - IiEUIGHTON. IA. May be consulted In English and German. July 4-ly W. M. Rapshor, ATTORNEY asd COUNSELLOR AT LAW, AND DISTRICT ATTORNEY. First door above tho Mansion House, MAUCII CHUNK, .... PENN'A. Real Estate and Collection Agency. Will Buy and Sell Real Estate. Conveyancing neatly done. Collections promptly made. Settling Estates of Decadents a specialty. May bo consulted In English nnd.German. nov. 22-yl W. G. IYI. Seiple, HIYSICIAV AND BUROEON, SOUTH STREET, - - - LEHIGIITON. Mav be consulted In Encllsh And flArmnn Special attention given to Gynecology. OFirrCK Ilnnns: From 12 M. to S P. M., and from 0 to 0 P. M, mar. ai-yi kch O?ri0R I Over J. W. Raudcnbush' Liquor Store, BANK STREET, LEHIGHTON. uentlsli-yln all Its branches, Teeth Extracted without Pain. Oas administered when requested. Onice Days WEDNESDAY of each week. O. address, ALLENTOWN, jan 3-yl LchlRh county, ra. F. I. SMITH, D. D. S., Onico opposite the Opera House. Bank Street, jLelujhton, Pa. np.NTISTItV TN ALL ITS BRANCHES. FlllhiK and maklnu artificial dentures a special ty. Local anesthetics used. Gas administered and Teeth Fxtracted VTTII- OFFICE HOURS: From 8 . m., to 12 m from l p. m., to & p. m., irom 7 p. in., to 8 p. in. Consultations In English or Herman Ofllco Hours at Hazleton Every Saturday. Oct 18-87 ly Dr. H. B. REINOHL, Oraduato of Phlla. Dental College. ' DENTISTRY ! IN ALL ITS URANCIIES. crseryation of toe Teeth a Specialty. OFFICE HOURS i From 8 a.m. to 5 p. m. OAK BALL, Market Sguare, llauch Chunk. 11 RANCH OFFICE I AST - MATJOH - CHUNK, Two Doors North of rost-Offlco. OFFICE HOURS: 7 to 9a. m. and B to 7 p. m. April 2S-3m DR. G. T. FOX 172 Main Street, Bath, Pa. AT KASTOJf, SWAN HOTKL, TUESDAYS. AT ArXKNTOWN, AMRltlCAN IIOTFX,THCnsrAT AT IlANOOU, BttOADWAY HOL'SR, MONDAYS. AT 11ATH, WKDNESDAYS AND SATURDAYS. Office nours From o a. m. to 1 p. m. Practice limited to diseases of tho Eye.Ear, Nose&. Throat tSf-Also. Refraction of tha Eves for the nrtliiet. mentofslasses. Stoves, Tinware, Heaters and Ranges, In Great Variety at Samuel Graver's Fopular Store, Bank Street. Roofing and Spouting a special ty. Stove repairs furnished on short notice. Reasonable! ! PRANK P. DIBHL, NORTH STREET, , Practical Blacksmltli& Ilorscslioer Is prepared to do al work In Ids line in tho best manner ntul nt. thA inti.net iuici'3, .Livasucdu. novjo-so-iy, PACKER-TON HOTEL, Midway between Mauch Chunk & Lehighton, Z. II. C. HOSI, Proprietor. PACKERTON, - - . Pixha. I'll!, wpll.lrnmi'll lFrttel I. nilnilrfililv,allltal nJ lias tho best accommodations for permanent nnd IraiiHlent Imarders. Excellent Tables and the irery uesi Liquors, oiauies aiiacnea. lan-yl MANSION HOUSE Opposite L. & s. Depot, BANK STREET, LEHIGHTON, C. II, HOM, PROPRIETOR. This house otters flrat-cla..)i neentMmwiAt,nn. transient and permanent boarders, it has been newly refitted In all its departments, and Is locat- tlgars. Fresh uger on Tap. apr 17-yi T. J. BRETNEY Respectfully announces to the Merchants of I, hlchton and others that ha U now nuMi. do all kinds of Haulino op Freight, Express Matier and Baggage On reasonable terms. Orders ole at Swcenv's Corner store or at my reslden ceft PINE St.. IIO 11 Hiciciy. , 111 i Patronage solicited receive piompt atteu. tot Newest Designs and Most Fashionable Styles of DllESS GOODS, DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS. SILVERWARE, &c, &c. GO TO E. H. SNYDER, Bank Street, Lehighton. uoods EUtranteed and prices as low ti elie- wncre loriue sains qunitr or rocnli. July 18,1 m-lj . S. Rabenold, D. D. INDEPENDENT " Lolrighton, Carbon Co nnty. For Stiffness S'tlfF Neck. )l Off TB H0RN9 at mm Central Drug Store, OPr. THE PUBLIC SQUARE Bank Street, Lehi,ghtou, Pa,, IS HEAD) 3UARTEK.S FOR Pure Drugs and Medicines, Fine Soaps, Brushes, -&&, &c, Choice Wines and Xifiuors, Largest Assortment of Library Lamps ! Wall Paper and Decorations! Spectacles ! When you buy a pair of Shoes you want n good fit. But If you need Sr.'ECTACLES It Is much mora Important that tho EYE should be accommodated with correct len.,tes nnd a proper ly fitting frame which will brli is the lenses di rectly bcforoftho centre ot the e ye. If you buy your spectacles nt Dr. Horn's you tvlll find the above points properly attended to. PERSCRIPTIONS Caefnlly Cofflpoiuifleu. Octl5-1887 Accident Life .& Fire INSURANCE I A. W. RAUDEN BUSH, Bank Street, Lelufehton, Has secured the aeencv for th. following SUBSTANTIAL INSURANCE COM PAKIES which can bo recommended to the puhllo as Perfectly Safe ana Eeliable. Bb National Life Insurance Co., OP MONTPEKLEER, VT., Manufrs' Accifleiit WmAts Co., OP UNITED STATES, Harris Mntnal live Stoit INSURANCE COMPANY. VUgl5,88-lV IIOllACE 11EYDT. JOHN SIABOLDT.Jtt Heydt 8c Seaboldt Successors tj Kcmerer & Heydt INSUR,tfCE AGENTS OfJcoi Bank street. Prompt attention given to every kind of In. surance. Weissport PI, ming Mill, MANOl'ACTD BEB OF Window and D oor Fbames, Doors, Shutters, " Blinds, SashrJis, Mouldi lngs, Brackets AND DEA? I UiK in All Kinds Of rlraml T,nmliRP Shingles, Pailinj j jS, liemlock 1 1 jUmber, &c, &c. Very I,om (rest Prices SHOBlAKER'S Horse anfl Ca ttMowflcr, josnua ahoer n; aker, Proprietor cilEltuYVILLE, i .o.Nortnamptonco., mawiiuns-ror or three times a a . horse, 1 tablespoon ful. two w leek; when sick, t table- Ks&Fff.k.i.wr e' twice raris samelorHogs. 1 foi Toulfry mix with teed. rwrllll nnnM, . . poonsiui Biiay. ..tt-.-t".. r s uicnarcu aiieruierccme article. (Iwntrs II" iVllsoil.HlldUtiiBMnuiiiB t I M wve named anluisls shaidd -1 t f x . i 3 . JOrv t h s- o o 5 si III 1 g la. r f- 8PI7.30 Live and Let Live.' genna. Jtily 20, 1889. HOW Watilda got' left. Lose Jim an' I was standln' thaiV 'All Uok like an' lees so, V. IThenTUdalnher huskiest hat, " J! Come up an' 'loid she'd go TTlth him ns shoiMd her far an' squar Ho loved her bort' as beau To 'Squire Urcharo 'o danco that niche, , TVclvo mils acrot the snow. Now, bU on us wur kinder sweet On TQda, that's a tttcti But we was pards, an Alius wurked Upon the self same react; ,Aad me an' Jhn, wo 'gnd as how m Our eyes wamt bettor blacked, 'A' ftghUn' fur a slick glut's band f W&rn't like what It wascracked. vU'poto fight furber sweet smile OUsfhtth&r we did object; -An' Tilda he blew off alone. Her feellnes suthlp wrecked. Tur this t!0 reader should giro thanks .lor It's tougher ta? to read than write 1, A poem in dialect 1 tm-. TIIE FATAL POTA'k "One of the queerest cases lover had," jaioV tho old detective, "occurred some lMa over twenty yonra ngo. Then I still had much to learn In my business, and., fortunately for mo, know that I had. It was mcmorablo as an illustro Joh of tho Importanco of small things, and I have pigeon holed it in my memory as thoffair of tho fatal potato.' "A. red headed servant girl, so scared that: her eyes stood out like lobster's, rushed into tho station houso early ono morning, howling that all tho police worq wanted around at Mr. Morton's. Tlio sergeant at the desk, supposing there wos"iprobably just somo row among tho servants, grinned at tho sight of her and nsked what was tho matter. "Sho gave a whoop of 'murdcrl' that raised his hair nnd startled every ono in tho station. Tho idea of murder in tho aristocratic mansion of Mr. Samuel Mor tonr'on Fifth avenuo, within flvo blocks of tho station, naturally rather excited us.' Two detailed men and myself I was then ward detective ran around there as quickly as wo could. "Suro enough, thero had been a mur der.- Tlio cook, a sturdy built, middle aged Englishwoman named Harriet Wardrop, lay on tho kitchen floor, in the back basement, with a dirtv cotton handkerchief twisted and knotted about her, neck, stone dead and quito cold. Yf hen sho had not sent up her employ erVcoffee, whjoh ho was accustomed to taking in bed, or answered tho bell, the reel headed girl camo down to sco what was tho matter, and that was tlio nlleht she found her in. "Tho last seen of Harriet allvo was at near 10 o'clock tho night before,. when tho'two upstairs girls left to go to their room in tho attic. Her room was in the casement, and sho said that sho wasgoing to bed In a few minutes. She had had no visitor, never, indeed, had any, was perfectly sober, and seemed to bo always .1. -C.il.. A. I 1 KcAlly, however, not much was known about her, further than that she had coruo thero' from- Philadelphia soven or eight months before with good rofaronoos, hod behaved herself well and made no con fidantes. But sho must' havo admitted to tho houso tho man who choked her. "Thero wero no signs of any struggle, and thero had been no robbery. Her gold watch was on tho kitchen tablo, two months' wages In her pocket and no at tempt seemed to havo been made at plunder in the still richer Held up stairs. Why had sho been killed? It -was mys terious. Ono of tho 'cops' with mo was so puzzled that ho declared it must bo a case of suicide. I saw that sho had been strangled, and I wondered what a strong fellow tho murderer must havo boon to have twist ed, with fatal effect, so soft a band as a handkerchief about bo big and solid a neck and to do it so deftly and power fully as to prevent an outcry or oven a struggle. It takes a good deal of pres sure to squoczo in a wholoncck so tightly as to causo death. "But when I came to examine moro closely I found that a novel and inge nious device had been employed to niako tha job easier. Folded into tho handker chief and placed so that it would press directly upon the windpipe, was a potato about the size of a hen's egg. AVhilo turning tho tuber over in my hand, I noticed that thero wero two deep curv ing cuts in its smooth, creamy skin, such as would be mado by linger nails scratch ing it, and each showed a thin lino of blue color. At first I thought nothing of that, for I knew that somo potatoes, guoh as the Neshannocks, have a delicato skin of violet tint under tho whito out side. But when I looked moro carefully I saw that this potato was not a Neshan nock, but an Early Rose, which as I soon proved by scratching it had no such colored second skin, and I observed that, tho bluo color seemed to go deeper than merely tho surface. "Who, I asked myself, would bo like ly to habitually carry under his finger nails such an abundanco of color as would leavo deposits liko these? Well, a dyer, for one. Yes, or course, a dyer j but thero wero more dyers in the city, for aught I know, than ono could Bhake a stick at, and it would bo ridiculous to seek a bluo handed dyer, sinco hands that wero bluo one day might bo red or green the next. "Tho newspapers, tho next uay, in their sensational treatment ot tho inci dent, characterized it as a profound mystery, and said that tho police had 'absolutely no clow to tho murderer.' "As I had hoped, that encouraged some person who had known Harriet Wardrop to como forward. A small, neatly dressed, respectable looking, mid dle aged man, with keen, furtive eyes and an habitually deprecatory manner, presented himself at tho inquest. Ho camo to seo n tno woman, wnoso ueam he had read of in tho morning paper, was his wife, from -whom bo had sepa rated in Philadelphia n year before, and had not seen or heard from since. His name? John Wardrop. His occupation? Dyer. Where did ho work? With Henri Detaillo & Co., Parisian dyers, on Blexscker street. Yes, tho dead woman was his wife. Ho recognized her per fectly, and th9 sight mado him weep, Poor woman, she was hard to get along with, but she had a good heart. "I mado an excuse of his signing n formal recognition to get him to take off his gloves. His ixuu1 was of a brilliant orange tint While tho coroner kept him in attendance at tho inquest I liur riett to Detaillo & Co.'s dyo houso to ask soma questions, "Yes, John Wardrop worked thero. He was a quiet, steady man and an ex cellent workman, They had employed him about ten months. Did they know anything more about him? No, except that they fancied there was likely to bo a match, between him and Jano Blair, a good looking, plump woman about 80 years old, who had been their cashier for .-ovcral years. Had thoy dono any i in t toiv? Yps, only tho dark bluo dyenig . w, ' &tf tho day before yesterday. .. work? John Wardrop. "I saw Jano Blair. With a good deal of hesitnnoy sho admitted that sho and John Wardrop woro engaged to bo mar ried as Boon as he got a divorco fropi a bad wlfo who had left him, and expect ed that ho would soon bo free. Was sho well informed as to his habits? Perfect ly. They boarded in tho samo houso, on West Washington place, and ho very seldom wont out in tho ovening. Did lie go out tho night before last? No; they parted on tho stairs going to their respec tlvo rooms at twenty minutes before 10 o'clock, their usual hour for retiring. Ho could have gone out afterward without her knowing it? Yes, but of courso ho didn't When I got back to tho inquest tlio coroner's jury had just returned a ver dict that the decoased had como to her death by violence at tho hand or hands of vjmo person unknown. I had mado up -und to arrest John Wardrop on bus nWnn ."lt was in no hurry about it. As Ihadnoibov.0?;110 8,tand 1 dl havo to tell anyuN of, ptetons and tho potato coulu gi anything away, for I had it safolv" 9 my rcket. wrapped in tissuo paper. TIk repo"0" went away to write tho caso up u" a P0" founder mystery than before, o olin Wardrop wont to borrow somo mono7 from his employers to give his poor wife a decent burial. And I, having taken time to got a warrant for his arrest, fol lowed him. "Ho paled slightly and showed some ombarrassmcnt when I entered tho dye room, whoro ho was doing somo work that had to bo dono by him and could not wait until tho morrow. Still he con trolled himself, and sought to cover his nervousness by talking. I said little, and let him talk on, which was tho worst thing ho could havo dono, for thinking up bo many words led him away, now and then, from tho straight story ho had mado up. At last, when I deemed the tlmo ripo for it, I slipped tho potato out of my pocket and, suddenly holding it up before him, said: " 'You should havo washed your hands before you grabbed this potato out of the dislipan on tho table.' "Ho throw up his hands with n shriek and sank down on a bench, all limp and broken up. Before he could recover him self he confessed. He and Harriet had quarreled for years and finally separated. Then after a time eho had mado up her mind to get possession of him again, found where ho was and sent him word that ho must visit her lato at night, when sho would be alone, to discuss tho situa tion. He wont, but tho sight of her and thoughts of Jano Blair, with whom he had fallen in love in tho meantime, Blnce parting with his wlfo, mado him des perate. "I asked him how ho had managed to strangle her so quietly and without any struggle, when she Beemed to havo doublohis strength. Ho explained that ho possessed sufficient mesmeric force to render he"r"passlvo, arid had employed It on that occasion. "Having rendered her completely un conscious by mesmerizing her, tho rest was easy. I could not help feeling somo sympathy for him when he said she was a 'tartar,' still business was business, and when I had heard him through I told him: " 'Now, John, get your coat on and como along.' " 'In a moment, sir. Let mo wash off somo of this dye first.' "I assented. Ho washed, pouring somo Btuff over his hands from a bottle, to toko tho color out, as I supposed. Suddenly ho turned tho bottle up to his lips and took a big swallow of its con tents before I could jump to him and grab him. Aa I seized him the bottle dropped to tho floor and smashed, while ho dropped into my arms as dead as a maul. Cyanide of potassium, as I sub sequently learned, was his final nip, but it was tho fatal potato that killed him, Cincinnati Post. Inventors TYlio Have Blade Money. Tho business of inventor pays a smaller averago proilt than any other business in this country, because thero are so many failures to ono success. But tho inventor of .the Hoo printing press mado $300,000. Thomas Silverman, a poor mechanic, made $70,000 from copper toed shoes for children. Tho horseshoer, Henry Bur den, mado $900,000 from his manufact ured horso shoes. Tho inventor of tho stylogrnphio pen has mado $1,000,000. Edison has mado $4,000,000, and his in ventions havo benefited tho world ten times as much, , A good many know that Thomas Jef ferson was a great man, but it is not bo well understood that he was tho father of tho American patent system; that ho drew up tho eatliest patent laws, and that whilo ho was secretary of state under Washington ho gave his personal consideration to every application that wa3 mado for n patent. Louisville Con rior-Journal. A rrollflo Writer. John Strange Winter is tho pen name of Mrs. Arthur Stannard, one of tho mostproliflo of English lady novelists who have attained to any degreo of emi nence. In tho early days, when "Booties' Baby" was not as yet, she turned out-for various serials, including tho veteran Family Herald, tho astounding number ot forty-two novels. urn-rent Literature. Want of Fact. Mrs. Pancake (to tramp) Go away there) I don't want any wood chopped, nor any carpets beaten, nor anything else! Tramp Bo jabers, mum, thin it's just tho roight house Ol'm sthrikin', mum It s only bogguv ui am. mo. Candid but Cruel. Man A penny Funny thoughts. for your Pair TLfnMon Thpv nm Tint, wnrrli Ifc. Funny Man What ara you think ing of? Fair Maiden Your last column of jokes. Boston Courier. Synonymous Term ft. Bank President Everthing indicates that he lias gone to Canada. Look the bank doors and hang out a card, "No casluer." Bookkoo per Shall I write it, "No cash here?" Omaha World. The Way to Win. The best way to win at tha races . Is to keep away from the books; Ffghkshy of the pool seller's graces Ant you wont get sa&ffged on his hooks. Chicago Mall. $1.28 when not paid in Advance. Single Copies 5 Cents rt, Cnncrrntnlatlom TTere Delayed Wn fWrn to convev our most humble apologies to tho esteemed mnhnrajah of nnnrmnnm for what may seem to him liko an omission of tho international nmnnltiea on our Tiart. But tho fact is, Ua4 not had time to congratulate wu ' forth-slxth roarriaae when him on ... " ortyev.enth samo to the nowsof his . aii copgrnup us. and wo didn't HWn fr, d latlons done ur in bunclipn. ishes, lest it might scorn our heart wu. not in thorn, if tho maharajah will let up on marrying tor n few moments and givo us a chanco to catch up,-wo will try very hard in tho future not to fall behind in theso pleasant littlo conventional du ties. Washington Post. A Nntnral Supposition. MiO Brainy (from Boston) has been in vited b" tjousin Dick (from Chicago) to dino with h','n.- Cousin Dich." (apologetically between mouthfuls) Sind? J have been in tho pork business I havo ad to hustle like tho mischief at my meiJi. .Miss ilramy (naugntur-x presume your connection with the justness is most activo before tho nnrmais are slaughtered. She Succeeded Too Well. "Nellie." said tho mother to her 4-year- old littlo one, who waa sitting quietly in a distant corner of the room, "what are you doing?" "Drawing a picture on my siate, re plied Nellie. "A picture," rejoined tho mother, glancing over her shoulder. "Yes, and a pretty one. What is it?" "It's my kitty," said Nellie. "But it looks more like a tree." "Yes. I made it so that my left hand wouldn't know what my right dono. And I guess it don't, do you?" Blng- liamton Republican. Hall Playlnc and Staking nay. Somebody rcmarkedin the dry Lewis- ton barber's shop that a young man had been engaged as a member of a baseball nino at a salary of $50 a month. "Couldn't he earn moro money hay ing?" asked the man in the chair. "Oh well," said tho dry barber, with a face as sober as a broadoloth casket, "if ho was hayin, he'd havo to work fore noons." Lowiaton Journal. Tbo Slodem Notion. Now Yorker (gladly) My dear, my salary has been raised to $20,000. His Wlfo (ecstatically) Isn't that grand? Now wo can afford to givo up this unstylish house and old fashioned garden, and live in a flat. New York Weekly. Only nil Wife. Fresh Barber (shaving a customer Who is that old hen going along the other side of tho street, with a bustlo on her like a boxing glove? Customer (rising deliberately and look ing) That? Oh, she's my wife? Lowell Citizen. This Is a Mechanical Age. Mrs. Brown (at Mrs. Smith's tea) Oh, dear, that dreadful Miss Smith is singing again. I wonder what started her. Tom Drown (aged seven)! dropped a nickel down her back when she wasn't looking. Munsoy's Weekly, A Poor Combination. Smith So you wero seasick in. cross ing, wero. you, old man? Why didn't you tako your sea legs along? Muttonhodde So I did; but how about my land stomach? Now York Truth. Time Will Correct It. Customer I don't like the shoes; the soles are too thick. Clerb You will learn to like them, as tho objection you speak of will gradually wear away. Omaha World. A Blotter of Degree. To bo an LL. D. Is Brand, , Or e'en a Ph. B., But he has far tha freer hand Who's won his a. d. Harper's Bazar. Wlfo (who Is a graduate of a cooking school) I havo just made somo nice bis. cults, dear. Won't you. try one with yqur tea? SIclc Husband (resignedly) Certainly, darling; and, by tho way, on your way to the kitchen you might telephone for the undertaker. Tho queen of England makes her own tea when traveling. Miss Itattan very appropriately teaches school out in Oregon. Lady Florence Dixie's stable is twico as large as her house. Six hundred boxes were required to contain the trousseau of tho Chinese em- Cliristino Nilsson's finances may be judged from her competition at on auc tion with an agent of tho Louvro, To his bid of 37,000 francs for a Madonna of Mabuzo sho offered 4.0,000 franca and aotlt 1 1 1 t End Was Near. The Carbon Advocate An Independent Family NBwgpAPien rub Carbon County, 1'cnnsylvanla, by Harry V. Mortliirnoi Jr. BANK STREET. $1.00 Por Year in AdvAnoo I Host advertising medium in the county. Every dcscrlptlon'o'f rinln nnd Fancy JOB PRIWTia l tvery low prlcr s. Wo do not hesitate to say that wo aro better enupped than any ot her prlntlnfi establishment In this section to do first-class Job-work, in all Its branches, nt low prices. tfArTAttack of .Gravel., tie Terrible BnOerlnsoraWomnantOO. jllow Sho wn llnpplly Cured, t There Is cothlni I now enjoy that I do not owe to' hSTlnn okxI Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, made at Hondont,M. Y. My troubles beirui In mr kidneys and from which I never directed to recov er. First thero were pains in my hack, 1 was fever iih. with no ancettte and conld not sleep. I was com. . I Dolled to rue a csne. and finally got so weak that Z 1 could not stand alone. The distress In my back waa 1 tarrthla. Iiruhnmlnrnnwlthafeverorconstant- utasUcod, My physicians said , A iyshivw. '"'nHT'S DISEASE, 1 HAD BR.v tfcjSJiSS which wag alarmlnir lnforn. de its ppo- ftieUon after I had been ill abou. resigned bad attack of rjravel. When this nw ' anca my physician (rave op my case, ana 4 myself to die. I had four doctors attend me, th ,In the country, yet I eonelanUy grew worse. Bis yearsaTOlatJano,howwellIrcmembcrthetlmel X saw Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Itemedy advertised la ur paper. After using one bottle I threw away my cane and went to New Tork on a visit, and three bot ,tles cured mo. I have never had a return of OraveL nor of the rains or weafcncM In the back, and thoort S.amoverlityyearBofaffoIam , "3Now Vigorous ancTStrong g'.. in my Prime. I do all 1 .Wi iS'.i .flc1u ny. oik. 1 ! be-tlred. Ikoeplhemi ,aniaine no :3 KKm,2? ittodlaeaie andmade mo a etronir. vliroron.VoSE? Favorite itemed? did It eta nafle me a etronir.vTirernnsvroir meUne I. Jlizncr, Burg "', otl llri.; 1. uneune l Jlizncr. Burs will Ohio. . Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy. OIL. DAVID KENN1UJY, ltONIIOUT, N. Y. 1 per bottle BUforJS. By all druggist. Oftentimes tbo boldest of ventures Is to venture an opinion. 100 Lndlen Wanted. ' And 100 men to call nt druggists for free package of Lane's Fnmily Modlci' the great root nnd herb remedy, discover by Dr Silas Lane while in the Ilocky ma ' tanins. For diseases of tlio blood, liver nnd kidneys it is a positive cure. For ronntlnjit tlonnnd clearing up tlio complexion'!! does wonders. Children liko it. Evcryono praises it. Large-size package, 50 cents. At all druggists'. Kallroad building Is actlvo In Boliva. Friend "What's the matter, old fol low, you look haggard?" Author (of re jected stories) "I wish I was Haggard." Ihinture cure einirantepd hv nr. .r. n.ermai 831 Arch Street, fhlla. Unseat once, no Mepa tlon or business delay. Thousands cured. Send for circulars. M-iy -A boom In pickled pork Is a caso of stal rising, IS CONSUMPTION INCUKAULF.? Head tho followinc: Mr. C. IL Morris. Newark, Ark., says: Was down with abs cess of lungs, and friends and physicians pronounced me an incurable cousumptivo. Began taking Dr. King's Discovery for con sumption, am now on mv third bottle, nnd able to oversee the work of my farm. It Is tno linesi medicine veer made. Owing to the quarrel with Switzerland, Germany will not bo represented In tho La bor Congress at Berno. Tho so,000 Iren-nnd gloas-worterg in tho vicinity of Pittsburg threaten to go.pn a. strike. Ehtloh's Consumption cure. No. 1. Tills is beyond question tlio most successful Cough Medicine we-have ever sold, a few doses invariably cures the worst cases of Cough, Croup, and Bronclittis,whlle It's wonderful success in the cure of Con sumption is without a parallel in the history lias been sold on a guarantee, a test which no other medicine can stand. If you have a Cough wo earnestly ask you to try it.. i'rice lu cents, ou cents, ana l, it your Iuncs are sore. Chest or Back lame, uso Shiloh's Porous Plasters. Sold by T. D. Thomas, Lehighton, & W. Biery Weissport. In lamp manufacture, fcjnalo labor is largely employed. Of what kind of timber Is the po3t 'of honor? I OK Till: GOOD OF OT1I1SRS. I want to make known tlio fact that I suflercd from a Bladder and Kidney trouble, and that I was cured by Dr. David Kennedy's Ifayonte itemedy mado nt itomiout, 1. 1., and I look forward tospendinstho balanco of my lifo free from torture nnd with a heart grutclul lor tho medicine wlncli allows mo so pleasant a prospect. Rev. S. C. Chandler, Lebanon Springs. N. Y. The United States railways employ about 1,000,000 persons. A man of small caliber Is the greatest bore. LADIKS WHO 1II.OAT. What a great number tliero are; how un comfortable it makes them; it is almost im possible for those nfllictcd to enjoy life. In my private, pinctice I havo nlways found Sulphur Bitters to bo the best remedy. All who are thus troubled should.use it. Mns. Dit. Ciiilds, Boston, Life is chestnut; it Is a story that Is only once. Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint. Is it not worth the small price of 75 cents to free yourself of every symptom of theso distressing complaints, if you think so call at onr store and get a bottle of Shiloh's Vitalher. Every bottle has a printed guar antee on it. Use accordingly, and if it does you no good it will cost you nothing. Sold by T. D. Thomas. Lcliigliton, W. Blery Weissport. r -The Indian question "How?"' FEAIIFULAND WONDEEFUX. The Bible says, "man is fearfully and wonderfully made." Hut physiologist all concede that the most wonderful portion "of man is tlio nervous system. In it aro located the seats of life nnd mind, and tho control of all tho bodilv organs. When the nerves sro destroyed, the part is paralyzed. The flesh, blood and bones are as nothing lo it. Derangement of the brain or nerves are causes of headache, fits dizziness, flutter ing of the heart, sexual weakness, sleepiest nets, neurslcia, cold hands nnd feet. A free trial bottle of Dr. Miles' Nervine the latest most successful euro for all thesa diseases may be had at Ilier's and Thomas' drug store. Most of tho canning houses manufac facture their own cans. Till! YEItbicT UNANIMOUS, W. D. Suit, Drugelst, Blnpus, Ind., testifies! "I can recommend hlec trio Hitters as the very best remedy. Kvery bottlo sold has given relief in cured of rheumatism of ten years' standing." Abraham Hare. druirnlst. llellvllliv Ohio, aftirnit. every case, uuo man iuu& six uoiiies, ana was The best selling medicine I have ever handled In my 20 years' experience. Is Electric Bitters." Thousands of others hare added their testimony, so that the verdict Is unanimous thai Electrio Bitters do cure all the diseases of the liver. Kid neys or blood. Only a halt dollar a bottle at 111! BER'B Drugstore. Aperfect paradox A beautiful piano tree.