IT CAN'T BE HELPEI Fftrton Trho inspeot the very largo stock and fashionable assort ment of goods vre always carry candidly admit that in Worsteds, Cassimeres, Corkscrews, Clieyiots, &c, &e., of egonable'weights and styles we lead all competition, while at Uie NulC lllllU lb is nil iiuiiuuwiuuycu iuul iuui in Huiniimu- jhiolstYle, quality and prfc Clauss ifi Bro., stand at the liend. " It can't be helped !" As the leading merchant Udlors of this'scction we have earned a reputation which we will sustain during the season now advancing by making up suits or parts of suits in the latest styles, most substantial tanner and 'at prices that will astonish buyers. We vyant tou to call and inspect the largestock . of Spring Suitings andJPantaloonings just received, before you purchase else where. You will be pleased witn styles ana prices. Bm$i9 Btaes, HlweMf 2&lf!? Fr Gents', Ladies, Youths and Children. Only the best makes at tlie lowest prices. You are bound to be pleased. OUR GENTS' FURNISHING DEPARTMENT Is complete in every particular. Olanss Bros., The Tailors, ST., liKHIGHTOlf, Alleged American Fun. stove" Hoatoro and Ranges, In Great Variety at Dasher I kopa you don't object to mynmoklDg. Iter. Mr. Jlfylda N-uot in tbe leaat, If tou don't object to my bolii? sick. "Petragtt" is new German explosive gAMTJEL GRAyEItS 4 Sacklen'i Arnica Salre. Ponular btore. 13anlC btrCet. Tlio best aalve In tbe world tor cuts, bruises, sorcs.ulccrs.aalt rhucrn.fcTcr sores nn ,i cj.,..4;.w. tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, Roofing and bpolltUlga special iy. cuove repairs luimsncu on sl'nrt notice. Reasonable! and all skin emotions, and positively cures piles, or no pay required, it is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money ro unded. Prlca 25c. rcr box. at Thomas.' fcSOPFOSITE L. S. S. DEPOT.-Sier BANK STREET, - - LEHIGHTON, Pa Has just opened an entire new line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods, Sa teams:. Prints. Grinehams. MnTSfil fiS. Seersuckers ana Fancy Dress Patterns of the very best qualities at excecd- wg low prices. O-roRfiries. Provisions. Crockervware.Glasswaxe, Wood and Willowware of the best makes at low figures. Cloths Oassimers, Hats, Boots, Shoes and Ready made Clothing in great variety and at prices within the reach f all purchasers prices fully as low as the same goods can be bought for at any other general store in this vicinity. The washerwoman, like the pnt, spends a gaort deal of time orer a line, and finds lift full of hard rubs. Consumption anrotr Cared. TotheEditou Flcasa inform yourrend- crs that I have a jxwiliyo remedv fur th" above named dipeane. Ily its timely use thousands of hopcle&s cases hay? been per manently cured. 1 ahull be glad to send two bottles of my leiuedy freu lo any oi your readers who hove consumption n they will send me their express and postofDce address. Respectfully, T. A. Slocnm, M. D, 181 Pearl St., Hew Yort. One-half of the world dosen't kiorr I how the othor half lives, but It isn't for wants of trying to find out. Forced to Lenro lloin. Over 60 people were forced to leave their homes yesterday to call for a free trial pack age of Lane's Family Medicine, if your blood is bad, your liyer and kidneys out of J;rc;,ctllctaliandprIntcdlO,oooUepobIttlcUcts order, if you are constipated and I have head- 1 oU jtho d flof IrocclTCCl ,f.i flf.lta Anil nn linaifflillv.nmiiliTiniv riim't Tnll I - . . . to call on any druggist to-day for a free sample oi this grand remedy. praise it. Everyone likes it. package CO cents. The ladies Largo sized A hard case The turtle's. It Is the deserter In th rear who "cents the battle from afar." In Chicago bay windows are called foot receptacles. All Kind of tfent and Cheap at tint Office mm m mmLm.i A STORY ABOUT STANLEY. A MODEL PRESS Tflll rto all roar lira Pristine or ern moiMj print, log far ouien. Your bor can ran It. Outflu, with rre cost 15. 110. f20. S3S. or mom. according to Ie ona aa cooa ai anomer. In uia all orer th 1 wnria. Full Information In a hnnlr callad Ifniv tolrtBt.rrawim ample of ModilJ prtaa work, upon ap-l pueauon. jiaart$i: i THE MODEL PRESS ' COMPANY, Um'd, I1Z Arh Strut, PkaadHshlo: Sco what is said abou The Model Press. My Mode! l'rers netted mo In three month over 1200.00 I notor had Instructions In printing Dc have made more than doublo what my Model rress cost mo the first two months, -llavo done about SM0.O0 worth of woikon myNo, 1 Model Tress. It beats nil. After thrcu j cars' iue And my Model 1 rcss as good ns new, Hie Modrt Tress Is well built and ouglit to Inst nai a century. The Model Press Is fully enuul to the largest and costliest chines for line Cardaiid GENKltAI. IIUSINESH nrintinn. A nv sinnrt. bnv cjin-turn out huiulred 01 dollars worm oi worK eery juur, ancr sizes. Auun-M. vuu with nrlght's Dlseaso Lot lta Victim. Under date of July 18th, 1888, Mrs. Laura ono of the smaller sires. ivemplon, of West Kutland, Vermont, writes; "We are certain that only for Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, of Rondout, N. Y., our little ten-year-old daughter would have been dead from Briehts Disea.se. Wo had tried In vain other means, but the miSiXM2$&K&S&?8 rnvorue rvemeuy came jusi in iiui to saye lier life." The Model Press Co., Ltd. J12 Arch Street. inayl2-sl Philadelphia, l'a The hay crop f California will b Im mense. Uh, What a ConRQ. AVill you heed the warnine. The signal i . ... f ... i pernaps or tne suro approacli oi ili.it more I UHIUUtB. wxi-wawbUD, o I selves it vnu can nllnnl for thn a.ikA nr rav. I rarictv and of best Quality at Hock Bottom Prices. mg 60 cents, to run the risk and do nothing - I for it. Wfl know frnm fiimTipnn 81 IE!!3 that Tspar. nnnlitv of Plonr and Feed at prices lUllY aslOW as the Shiloh'sCiiro will euro your cough. It jame articles can be purchased elsewhere, A car load of coarse salt has just been received. Mi been marked down to the very lowest notch. All goods of the very best quality and are being sold at price equally as low as the same goods can bought at any general stor i this section. Call and be convinced. Respectfully, July23-871y AMOS REIGEL. It? Makes You Hungry never fails. This explains why more than a Million Bottles wore sold tho past year- t, It relieves croup, and whooping couch at U1C Vllvx once. Mothers do not be without it. For lame back, side or chest, use Shiloh's Por ous Plaster. Sold by T. D. Thomas, Le highlon, W. Blery Weissport. fourteen cyclones lu will go to Germany M I hart used Palat's Oalerr Compound and It baa hadaaalutary effect. Itlnvlfforat ed tbe system and I feci like a new mas. It Improves the appetite and tacmt&tes diges tion." J. T. corn- '.und, Primus, S.O. Paine's Celery Compound la a anlana tonic and aDneUzor. Pleasant to u aaato, quick ui im acuuu, twu n.uiuub aujr tajmou affect, it gives that rugged bealtb wbtob make eTerrtblng taste good. It cure rjapepla and kindred disorders. proacnDO n. ai.w. out iui J VTiti. IUcsiaMOK t CO.. Burlington, vt. Physicians urugguno. Spring medicine means more no w-a-days than It did ton years ago. The wlntcrot is63-e hasleft the nerves all faggtd out. Iho nerves must be strengthened, tho blood purified, liver and bowels regulated. Paine's celery compound (A Bprtng mtdldn of 'to-day-does aUthls, as nothing else can. rrueriUd by rhyticiant. Ittcvmmtndtd ly Druggtatt, Bnaorud oy itinittwt, Guaranteed ty th ManufiKtwv to U The Best Spring Medicine. " In the spring of 188T I was all run down. I would get up tn the morning with bo tired a feeling, and was so weak that I could hardly get around. Iboughtabottloof Paine's Celery Com pound, and before I had taken It a week 1 felt very much better. I can cbeefully recommend it to au who need a bulldlngup and strengthen lng medicine." Mrs. U. A. Bow, Burlington, Vt. Kansas has had six years, -Barnum's show next winter. "l am not a business man, yau and I shonld be glad If you would en en me as to what Is meant by doubl try." "By double nlry wa mean two sets I of books, one of which may bs produced In court If required, bnt not tho other." It Is not Vest to always believe everything a nerson lel"s I yoir; but when you hear that the best blood puriher is Sulphur Bitters, yon can be lieve it. for they cured me of n severe case of blood poisoning. IThfn I say Cure I d not mean memly to stop ttiTi for a time, and then have them r turn agim I MEAN A UAUICAI. CUUE. 1 hura made tho disease of FaT3, SPELSPSIT or rAXXZHG SICKNESS, A We-lonsr tudy. I warrant my remedy to Oixnn tho worst casei. llteause others have failed Is no rcasonfor not now-receiving acuro Scad itmre fn- afritl and a F bee HOTTt.n of mi lmr.tT.ir.M! Ksntnnr Olre Kxpre and ! t . it r1"'" J"U nothing lor a trial, nnrt It itlll euro you. Address H.Q.nOOT,ri.G.f tPJPEi-.r.tST.. HEtvYORK eVis' St jmCKiNaS iMNEfOLORSTrJAf Jvrif'n Smut t?Vf(pWASH OUT LV -Mr Sold bydruggistS ALSO rnEm.Ess nnnxzr; paints -o colors, PKEHM'.SS I,At!Mr.Y IlI.UINd. PKl'.Itl.KSS IM TOWDF.KS-fi Klnd7 Colors. l'lXltl.lOSS SIIOK AMI IIAUM'JSS UltLSSLNO. I'DEUI.iaS K(l(( DYLSi-S Colors. see, V?jSfv fs1 1$ sa j ST 0? P3& QSL Successful Trsalmcni of Disease A SCIENTIFIC OiSOOVEP.V IMICKOIIKS thu Cuiiso ut till DIsphmcs. Suc-cessfyl Treatment. cures: Catarrh. Bronchitis. Consumption. malaria, Rheumatism. Wonilprful Torlc nml UJiioti I'urii.er. Tlifi nftlc&TT of thfl MtomiiA Tfillov In mmr nf rnn, sumption Iwn been bo etfectuolly demon Btrateit t hat we are justified in claiming f- r it cmatiro powers beyond thotteof ant mntictne knonn. We do not claim for it miraculous jxwer in curinc caos nn far poue t bat cure 1 impoPHible, but wo i claim UUt it will cure any c&bo where tbe lunfrn aro not mure thnn half gone. Persona with poor appetite, weak ami debilitated, will (ind it the uess lonio. u.verr one finouia nae it, pfttttcmany u whi have au tie red for rears with Incurable chronic eaM. Microbes, or ireruH, are canpo of disonse. The mail "ine that will kill tbe germs and At the tune time cure the pitiont i3 the one to use, 8rtltl only in one gallon stone jags. Price 3300. enfasiont to tost about one month. Cheap; within the reach of all. Physician of 17 roars expeilence in eharjioof the office Send forcircularnnd Information. Wo. Radam's Microbe KUIer, mSi& Ks W1B How Actor tlorenco Fonnd Illm TJncix pectedly la Parla. At tho St. Jatnos hotel Inst ovculnt; thcro wna n large group of. guests dis cussing foreign nows, and tho conversa tion turned to tho latest oxploita of Hen ry M. Stnnloy. "Did you over near now l rounu atan- loy?" asked William J. Florcnco, tho great comedian. Every ono answered In tho ncgatlvo, and asked for n recital of the story. "Just after Btanioy unci crossed tho Dark Continent," said Flor ence, "I was passing my Tncatlon in Eu rope. While in Paris I received a cable gram ono day from tno jnow xoru iier- ald, which read atjout ns lollows: "'Stanley has arrived at Marseilles, whero wo liavo cabled him. Give him n magnificent dinner in Tarls tlioday after to-morrow. Sparo no oxpenso. You may draw against us for any amount. Plawie favor us.' "I went ahead and worked llko n bea ver. 1 engaged tno iiotei unatnam, ono of tho best in Europe, for big recoptlons, and ordered a dinner for 230 guests. I skirmished around, and, thanks to tho in tenso popularity which tho groat African explorer had won, I had no troublo In getting together ono of tho most brilliant and distinguished crowds that rarls could nroduco. I was very nervous, of course, about tho matter, and spent tho whole day preceding tho night of tho reception in supervising tho Uoral and other deco rations and arranging the distribution of tho cucsts. In tho afternoon, wliilo hard at work fulminating in tho choicest American cso against an imbccllo florist, I heard somo ono sing out: 'Hello, Bill, what nro you up to? "Tho voico had a hall-familiar ring, "I turned and saw a gray mustaclied individual with rather shabby clothes and tho unmistakablo expression of a Now York nowspaper man. " 'Hard at work getting up n dinner.' " 'What is it all about somo political affair?' " 'Oh, nojit's a complimentary banquet to Stanley.' Well, I fancy he'll bo delighted, llo oucrht to bo. anv wav.' "All the tlmo I won puzzling myself as to whom my visitor was. I could not placo him in my memory, and, therefore, resorted to tho old expedient of asking questions, " 'What aro tou doinc here?' I becan. " 'Staying a day or two and then going back to tho States via London.' " 'Anything important or nowsy?' " 'Absolutely nothing. Just going back to rest a llttlo. You know, Bill, a fellow can t work forever without como relaxa tion. "I was as far off as over, anil so tried a new tack. " 'It's a long timo, old boy, sinco wo met.' " 'Yes: tiulto a number of years.' " 'What was tho last place?" I queried, growing desperato. n ft n n a QUALITY . PRICE Wo don't stnrvo Qtirtlity to throw a bone Price. In other words, we don't alight our work or use inferior trim mings to tempt you with n low price for poor "ocds. . "None but the best Clothing lor Men, Youths, Boys and Childved. A. . Yates & Co., LlCDlli:lt HUIMIN(1, SIXTH AND CHESTNUT STS., i'iiii.Ai)i;i.riiu. -IS HEADQUARTERS FOR- GEN ERA! , H ARB WAR E, 1 , J. - Bff OH tf?iB 47 A.LL KINDS OP COAL, OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE, Bank Street, Leliigliton, Pa. PLAIN AND FANCY Bill Heads? Note Heads Letter Heads. Statements Envelopes, Programmes'! Price Lists, Blanks of all-Kinds Wedding Stationer Business Cards, Shipping Tags 5 Sale Bills . Ball Tickets, Circulars. &c. New messes, new tvne and excellent facilities eiuible us to do .to.XTSfiit dl kl'n., rf ?f nWolk' in -CSt S?C' ant "d taraordinwy York, Chicago, Boston or Cincinnati, I've seen you so often that I can't tell.' "I paused, not knowing what to say next. "Ho promptly took up tho conversa tion by remarking: " 'Say, Bill, I think I'd liko to tako in this dinner. Could you accommodate an old friend?' "This was coming it strong. Ho looked all right, and I was certain I ow prices. Mail orders receive immediate attention. Oi ABwasr JOB ROOMS, know of him under pleasant auspices, I-? r n It" f T 3 1 O'll "f "Wl LJfi but ho might bo some black sheep that XCllllV OLILtJt, JLitOllLtLLL LUii X CI of Stlka, Alaska, is by lndi- The population fifteen hundred. Fashion in dress Is goyerned ylduallty this season. Somo of tho new hats are like smalj flower gardens. It costs a dollar to so np in the Elffe Tower at Paris. DIAMOND DYES "jZTZI, I LACTATED FOOD m?&uiv- Confirmation Suits AT Koch&Shankw ALLENT OWN, PA. Haaavaavnami Confirmation Suits ! -Many Styles to Select From, Our general line of Spring (7oods lor Men, 5oys and Children is now in and open for your inspection. Our large store room is filled with new and choice goods for the spring season. Visit our place and we will 6how you all the latest styles in fashionahle Suitings, Patnloonings and overcoatings at the very Lowest Prices. KOCH k SHANKWEILER, The Largest and Finest Clothing House in the Lehigh Valley. March n BhUoh's Catarrh Hemedi. Shiloh's Catarrh Kerned v. a marvelous euro for catarrh, diphtheria canker month, and head-aclie. ' With each bottle there is an ingenious nasal injector for the more successful treatment of those complaints : without extra chnrirc. Price 50 c. Sold bv T. D. Thomas Lehik'hton, W. Biery. "WeUs- port. Da IK&l U v,hi bo taken, tl!gi3trtl, i 1 ttr. titi-tP; Jyj ih iuuil xafltUm f-iwirl::. "'tin i'lo nlaln ell ccur.iit Itc itl-jH-h j arat Uy ho com bOtuttsH rf tta tm -rjis,f t Jio tiypophcif IVrsras sr5) r-:'.-:1;- if.'i"o titles it. ECOTTB y-V:: f ?W3 Is acltno7l9daedb5 Phvsicia a l-i ' -i '. ;c 1 ;i-e it and Best prepa. ration iu tho wo.'U :.' 'Ma r-i' f nt" cure of CEKSRA?- Ofc.aiHTV, VVAQVINO Th prwt rr 'j f O nevaiptiar-, and Wailing .il Children. . J Utt Xlrujisls. J. W. CUSICK, ryrmont, Ohio, writes: "I feel that 1 can not :eo omincml Dr. Sctli Amold'u Cuuglt Iwlllcr too highly, Would not lo without it. Druggists, 25c., 50c., and $1.00. -Wa export 05,000,000 bushels of wheat, Swindlers bare taken Paris by storm. Green and cray are dccidadly the reigning colors ot tho season. Th New niaeovery. You haye heard your friends and neigh bors talking about it. You may yourself bo one ol the many who know form person al experienco just how good a thing it is. If you havo oyer tried it, you art one its Blaunch friends, beeausa the wonderful thing about it is. that when once giyen a trial, Dr. King's New Discoyery ever after holds a placa in the house. If you haye never used it and should bo afflicted with cough, cold or any Throat, Lung or Ciest trouble, aecure a bottlo at once and giro it a fair trial. It is guaranteed every timo or money refunded. Trial Bottles Frca at T. D. Thomas' Drugstore. A Satinet trust has been formed. France has thlrty.slx-armor-clads. I E Plso's Curo for Con sumption Is also the best Cough Medicine. If you havo a Couodi without disease of the Lungs, a few doses are all yon need. B ut if you ne glect this easy means of safety, tho slight Cough may bocomo a serious matter, and several bot Uo yyill be required. Ptso'a Remedy for Catarrh Is tba Best, Easiest to Css, and Cheapest. Bold by drogglsta or sent by mau. Wa. 35. T. llaialUno, Warren, l'a. Are you weak and weary, overworked and tlredf Hood's Sarsrparllla is iust th medicine to purify tho blood aud give you strength. Closing Out at Cost. Bargains for You. Big Leprosy Is Incrcaslnn U Russia. Franee has three new Cardinals. About one lady la ever six has her hair dressed low. A Now DUcorory, Weakened and deranged livers, stomachs and bowels should never he acted on by ir ritants liko common pills, brain, ate. .Miles' Fills cures liver complaint, constipation, piles, etc, by a new method. Samples free at Thomas & Biery, druggists. The Phlladslphla gas syndicate is the most powerful In tho conntry. The decliua In the Chinese tea trade Is I said ts bays been due to carelessness In pieparlne the leaf. Parasol handles have grown ridiculous ly long. Sailor hati are only in use for Tacht- The goods are new, no shoddies or seconds, and people who lng excursions. ly take advantage of this great elosinp: out .sale- will leoure ends alrooplag over tbe n account of rapidly lailing health the undersigned will close out at sacrifice prices his large stock of 6ints,Ladies&Ghiltas Shoes tej&ZFTSL "I lit. livrm nc MUDiiiDi 1 II U I our uiftLhlitesL JLIUJJ wqm w nirt iu( iPi r n if btm, wtHlliundfrcct i r SOU ftcTvlnff.MachlnrT ,iu mi trad ; rlacinc t Iwraoa In ch liwtlity.tl.t world. with ill th atinJ irm w wtllaUo Mod rrea n-nl '"is llua of oar tmtiy mJ ual nr mpiia. in rciuni ni uuu 1 u ir t?i innl, to who r call at your horn, anil after it .month alt h11 timm Jr own intrtr. una pi an J niuiaiio it dftr tlie hIiiitpi' nalrnia. hlchhav nio out I fo'i I air Ml run out it told UHVH. vlih Iht anartinianti. anil now tana lot li. .i . iiruncMi. intMt tua. fUl tnarblna In tUr worU. Ml la Am. No ratiltal nnuliwl. 1'laia. brlff Inatrnclidni fin. IhoM wbowrlta to mat ono tiu aura free th dm! acwinemachiiia In th world, and tn tlnvM lincarworka oi mto an rrrr tnown toccilicr in America VUUU ls CO., Uox HO, Aujtuu, Jiloluo. 13 $1 "WEEKS. The TOLICE GAZETTE will bo mailed, ecurely wrapped, to aoy address in tha Unl ed StalM fnrtbrea months on receipt of One Dollar. Liberal discount allowed to postmaelers, ageots and cluba Sample copies mailed free. Address all orders to 7UCIIARD K. FOX, May 30,lSS5-ly FamaUK f qcakk, V XAItie Greatest Blood HurnierA rvnuwiii i Jlcdlclnolsthoi for$1.00,lcsstli.inar V? it will euro thosar worst cases o( Bkln disease, tromtf a common plmiilo on tho faccar Jf c awiui intense bcroruin.jy a HUlt Bl'll'KllS Is thojjy niedlclno to use In all' of such etubborn nndivy;our jd. seatod diseases. DoAncysnrenut E3 blue pills ?.yi.?:u"Ea ?rmercury.theyProdead"V SSLtHStfifiVB yH.nattcr,vhutalls tho purest nnd heata!oa'Ub0 medicine ever nude ;.jBUnr Bit(er3 1 M wlthnyellowstlckviyDon't wait until rou 1 substnucc? IsyoDrroro unablo to wnlk, or I breath foul aud iro Hat on your back, Joiren6lvo? Yourfl'but get some at once, it i stomach Is outF1U curo you. Sulphur lot order. UsoifflilttcrB la r-J immo'llalulyZnioyounK, tho ngcil nnd tot ( l is j our lr-terlrig aro eoon niado well by I line thlck.trits ueo. Kemcmlx'r what you ill & aOon 't wait until to-raonow, a a ff Try a Bottlo To-day I . H . . . . Aro tou iow-Eoinic(i nnu weaK. sufferluir from Iho cxrcsecti of i r win mum i.'iiii.w ..111 DVf UWM. ..W. euro you. Send 3 2-ceut ttamp to A. l OnUvny .V Co., 13ostou,M(leS.,fQr bot mcillciihvort jiuhlltUcdr Sweat-Groan-Growl. woniarful bargains in the shape of good goods at IqaV prices. Don't Fail to Call. In prlca all oyer th LEWIS WEISS, UA2TX. STREET, LEHIGHTON, PA. Jtylp with fringed arms. Cheese Is lower country. There will beat least ten prominent candlifatts tar Qaveraor befora tba Ohia Republican Convention. The longast railroad Una In the warld txtends from Chicago to Tacoma, irash tngton Territory. Thar ara tn Indian tyjjjisg itliooli, MARVELOUS S serraiOHT Whitclie litobe expected of the old fuhlosed way of blaeklos the hoet Try ho new way by utlog WOLFF'S Acme Blactdng and the dirty tuk becomes a deanly plcatuie. had strayed from tho fold. So I an swered: " 'I'll try to arrange it, although all tho invitations aro out und every sent filled. Let mo have your card nnd I'll seo if I can't got a plate 6omewhero around tho board.' Ho smiled as ho answered: 'Bill, I haven't got a card to my nnmo; but never mind that l'llcomo anyhowl' "This wa3 too much for oven mo. I looked at him apologetically and said: 'My dear boy, I must mako a confession, I havo a fearfully bad memory for names and addresses, and although wo'ro old friends I cannot recall who you nro to savo my soul from perdition. Now, who are you, anyhow? 'lie grinned all over, leaned forward, catching hold of my shoulders, and said: Bill, I know you didn t know mo all the timo. I'm Stanley himself.' "It took n minuto to recover from the surpriso and subsequent laughter, and then wo made a uco lino for tho nearest bottle." William E. S. Eales in Now York Mail and Express, Eases Pain Instantly, i K Rtrnnnthans Weak Harts. . Ki uuiets nervousness. Fresh Hops, Hemlock Gum and "Pine lialBtm. prepared and spread, ell ready to applj. Best Plaster Srer Mado. Completely an speedily CURES AH Aohea. Tttna, Beteaem r Yf est ates la M tzr- issr in feu. Bold bj Dmg and conntry Btoros, SSCts. S for 81. UiUedforprico. iMktorOvt propHetot't ttffnatur HOP PLASTER OO., BOSTON. . on on perniM! foot. On n I.onc Journey. Tramp Please, mum, I can't cit work at mo trade now anywhero around herq, and wud you bo so kind as ter help me along on mo journey to a place whero 1 can And work? Lady Poor manl I didn't know busi ness was so dull. Wbero do you expect to find work? "Considcrin' tho timo o' year, mum, I'm afraid I'll havo to go a long ways north of hero." "Indeedl What is your trade?" "I'm a snow shovcler, mum." Now York Weekly. Jj.ii V..H-- '.I'vlpliln v. j.'i.-i Mrp:. SClh. iV- i r .11 -n..i m I :t ri nji I All hort It lltv rlmf i Arc them tn nitnr Inv PaIUm. Pnlf(vfitit nw il Atiiantel list In Phriki. Chemiftry, Surveylnir, Etectritil of r fim-clus Collefret. Mb buitdioeii tlni itrounai ilea tcreti lor ioci- im or tnt tct e'luirjwi ri fin l cidnuiici m n i.) u completely furniihol, -ball. 1 r- t It .Prenan ItottriMS Department. lth Tel(TTphy, Short-hind, Trp-rittif, unui tea iciai iui lan-iJAii. LmaHii. apt itudtnts toeulrkiice rapidly, frirata rutorlng and tpecUl drill fc? tcb nra mrwr, oiicest repantTory, uiec()icii, or a,ini-ODcrtui xtlier Collcce-fittirnT school. MedU Academy afford TT,fcamt m it i ' in c"vrr every expeoie. neimin&nonaioiftaiMM. nuns Din.'t eimlnadona for a4aatlM. Vq a.M. (UftrTint Grmpt TJuHm Exposed to tlio Atmouphero. Customer (in St. Louis store) llavo you any wutto ncokuesi Clerk Very Borry, sir, but all our whito ties were taken out of tho show' caao labt night by mistake ami they aro a llttlo off color. Clothier and Furolshpr. JITACQUAINTED WITH THE OEOOIZAPHy Or THE OOUWTRT, WZLX. OBTAIW MUCH VALUABLE HiFORMATICN FilOM A STUDY OF THIS MAP 07 Tli Value of Watch Dog. Tramp Say, madam, I found your bulldog down by tho gate. Is thoro any reward? Seribner a Magazine. DISCOVERY. Only flcnulne SyitemafMeiaory TmlulDC ur lUok Lturned la ono readlD. 9Itod vrantlvrlns cured Xfrr rlilltl and atlalt Krally tienrllitedt Orut tadacwmeaU to OorrMswiuieiic Ulusea. rrutpocttu, with optnlout of Hr. Win A- llnm Moods tha worio-famevl BpaeUliu la Uiua l torf. lljinlpl (Iffsenlrnf Tltanipon(tUe sreat Fu-ohot WoIffsAGMEBIacking REQUIRES NO BRUSH. Sheda Water or Snow. Shoes can be wataed clean, requiring dressing only once a Week for men, once a Month for women. It is alto an Elegant Harnett Dressing. WOLFF& RANDOLPH, Philadelphia Daniel l?renlf nil haniui nana. Vm Y. Ator Judtfi V- Ator Judno iibon. Jndoli 1. urd I'rortor tb Sijni as? leolnjalo. and Attier. Mat vtL fr by SrocTA. j-tum-TTi:, 337 Vwu xy.. a. T. DISEASES OF MEN ONLY 2IloodPoUoa,DUei aalu ot Krron In Youtb are pttdUr and taarmanontlr AddnuCS. uaUTSZX. 171 W. Uth Bt. Sow Xoik. br lu.Il DUiirmlnp; uu Unteea l'ue. "This was sometime a paradox," as Hamlet says. Tlnce, however, the people America and other lands have been enabled to pit. Hosteller's Stomach Hitters against that unseen foe, malaria, it Is no longer u yuradox, but an easy possibility. Where- over malaria ovolvcs its misty venom to poison the air, and decaying unwholesome vegetatlou Impregnates the water, there, In the very slonghold of mlasuia, Is the auxiliary potent lo disarm tho foe" and asstro efflclent protection. Fever and ague, billions remittent, dumb ague and asuo cake, uo ma' ter how tenaciously I they have fastened their clutch on the sys tem, aro first forced lo relax their grasp and eventually to abandon It altogether. Ilut It Is Us preventive force that should chief! reccomenn the miters to persons dwelling In malaria-cursed localities, for it I Is a certain buckler of defence against which the enemy is powerless. Cores, like wise, dyspepsia, rheumatism, kidney and bullous ailments. THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE. Chicago, Bock Island & Pacific andChlcajjo, Kansas & Nobraska, Jt$re, Its main linos, branches and extensions west, northwest and Bouthweaii Include Chicago, Joliot, Ottawa, Peoria, Lafiallo, Upllno, nock Island lu TT ,r IWflTR-.DftVfinnort. MllRfifitlno. Ott.iimwn.. fiRlrn.TnnRR. W(nt T.lhftrtv. Inn. city, oea womoa, iinosvmo. vvintorast, Atlantic, Auauoon, uarian, uuthrK uontro, nnu uouncu ciuus in iuw a jxiinnpapoiio ana di. rum m zaisinm- Abllono, Caldwoll.ln KANSA8- uthrle) vpolla on a tit. va.a tn UINNK A Oallatln. Trenton. Cameron. MISSOURI Bentrico, Falrbury, and Nelson Colorado Bprlnirs, Denver, Pueblo. In CC -Watertown and Sioux Palls In DAKOT St. Joseph, and Kansas City in MISSOURI Bentrico. Falrbury. and N lu NEDRABKA. Horton, Topokft, Hutchinson, Wichita, Bellovllle, Norton, ;nvor. Pueblo. In COLO. KADO. Traverses new and vast areas of rich farming and urazlnar land, nflordlinr tho bost facilities of intercommunication to older States nnd to nlf towns and cities in Southern Nebraska, Kansas, Colorado, Utai, Now luexlco, Indian Torrltory, Texas, Arizona. Idaho, California, and t'actflo coabt and trans-ocoanlo Seaports, SOLID FAST VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS Of Palaco Coaches loading: all competitors in splendorVif oqulpmsnt and luxury of accommodations run through dolly between Chicago and Colo. raao springs, uonver ana iueoio. isimnar uaunuriuwr VEjbriDUliU nir ( aflv. Choice of routes to and from Salt Lake CI Angolos, San Dloeco, San Francisco, and Intervening loc nlnrr i slons dajlj prompt counoctlons and tranofors in Union Depots. Portland, Io 09. Quick tlmo. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE Runs superbly eciulppod Exprese Trains dolly each way between Chlcasro, Kocl: Island, Atchison, St. Joseph, Ieavonworth, Kansas City and Minne apolis and St. Paul. Tho Favorite Tourist Lino to tho ecenlo resorts, and huntlnff and flehlnsr grounds of tho Northwost. Its Watortown Branch courses througrh the most producttvo landJ of Northern Iowa, Southwestern THE SHORT LINE VIA SENECA AND KANKAlJEE offers faclllMesi to travel botwoou Cincinnati, jnaianopons iuayoiie, ana uouncu mulls, Bfc There are dlffeient ways of showing wrath; the tea-kettle tings' sweetest when It Is hottest. For Tickets, Maps, Folders, or desired information, apply to any Coupon Office in tno una too. tiiutos or uan&aa, or aaoress Ticket E. ST. JOHN, General Kanagtr. CHICAGO. ILL. E. A. HOLBROOK.