Advertising Rates. For Legal Notioos. The following prices fot togal advur.fj tig lias been ndopted by 'die OaiIddk AlIVOCATli. Charter Notices - - - $4 00 Auditor's Notices Commissioner's Notices Divorco Notices Administrator's Notices Executor's Nollce - 4 00 4 00 - 4 00 n 00 - 3 00 Qthor legal advertising will bo charged for y the square. H. V. llorthlmer, Jr.. rubllstor. Professional & Business Carta, Horaoo Hoydt, ATTORNEY ATAW, NOTAUY PUBMO, Officii i--The Itoom recently occupied by W. II. ltapsher. tuinc street, - - iiEinattTOK. pa May be consultel In English and (lerman. July 4-ly W. M. Rapahor, Attorney d counselt,ou at law, AND DISTRfOT ATTORNEY, I'Irst door above the Mansion House, MAUOII CHUNK PENN'A. He.il Estate and Collection Agency. Will Fuy and Sell Real Estate. Convevanclne ncntlv done. Collections promptly made. SetlllnK Estates of nectaenis a specialty. .May no consulted in uiiKUSii nnu ucriuau. uuv. i O. V. Kleintop, Instructor in Music, Uobblns' American Classical Methods" a special- y, Terms inoacrato. nug i-u W. a. M. Soiplo, HIY8ICIAN AND BURGEON. SOUTH STREET, - - - LEHtOHTON. May ba consulted In English and German. Special attention given to Gynecology. Office Hoimss From 12 M. to 2 r. M.,and From 0 to 9 1'. M. mar. 3l-yl A.. S. Rabonold, D. avch 0ricit : Over J. W. Raudcnbusir Liquor Store, BANK STREET, liEHIOIITON. uontUtry In all Its branches. Teeth Extracted without rain. Oas administered when requested. Office Days WEDNESDAY of each week. P. O. aildtess, A LI.ENTO VN , Jan s-yt Ihlgh county, ra. F. I. SMITH, D. D, S., OfUco opposite the Opera House. Brink- Street, Zrfjli piston, Pa. DENTISTRY IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. Filling and making artificial dentures a special ty. Local anesthetics nsed. Cas administered and Teeth Extracted WITH OUT FAIN. OFFICE HOURS: From 8 . ra., to IS m from 1 p. in., to 5 p.' m., from 7 p. m., to 8 p. in. Consultations In English or Herman DR. G. T. EOX 172 Main Street, Bath, Pa. AT EA8TON, SWAlf HOTEL, TUESDAYS. at allextown, american hotel, thursday at Banoob, Broadway house, Mojdayb. At Bath, Wednesdays and Saturdays. . Office Hours From 9 a. m. to Vp,-m.. Practice limited to diseases of the Eye.Ear, Nose &. Throat BP" Also, Refraction of tho F.) es for tho adjust ment of glasses. Horse Doctor, (Honortry Oraduato of Ontario Vet. College.) 0ce:tCarlion House, Bant St., LeUgMon CASTRATION, DENTISTRY, . AND Diseases of Horse and X?nttle, 8UCCE8SEUL1.Y TREATED. Special and Particular Attention paid to LAMENESS :-: SPAVINS, Splints, Ringbone, And all diseases prevalent among Domesticated Animals. JTorse and Cattle Powders Prepared Suit able for each Case. IV nsiiltatlon Free Charges Moderate. Calls lelegraph and telepliono promptly at tended to Operations .Skillfully Performed fa PRANK P. DIBHL, NORTH STREET, k Practical niacksmlth& Horseshoor Is prepared to do all work In his line ln the best manner nnd nl tbn lowest prices. Please cill. nor-twxi-ly. PACKERTON HOTEL, Midway between Mauch Chunk & Lehlahton, LEOPOLD ilEYKR, PItOP'R, tPACKEUTON, - - Pxsna. mils well-known Hotel Is admirably retlttcd, and Vias the best accommodations for permanent and transient boarders. Rxcelbjnt Tables mid the eo' best Liquors. Stables attached, seplfryt MANSION HOUSE Opposite I. S. Pepot, OiVJilK BTBBET, . LEIIIOIITON, C. H. IIOM, PROPRIETOR. This house offers Urst-class accommodations for transient and permanent boarders. It has been newly renttodln all Its departments, and is locat .ed In one of the most plcturojnue'portlons.of the borough. Terms moderate, tlfr The BAR Is Htppllei Ilkftrs. ltppiiea.wuu "no cnoicesp ,inr.i, , l.miuii n uiiu Vresh ter on Tan, apr J7-yt T. J. BRETNEY Jespeetlully annoimoes to ttio .Merchants ot Le ilKhton and others that he Is now prepared to di aU kinds ot Hauling or Freight, Express Matter and Baggage vel y reasonable prices. By pr omndourlraep aU orders ha hopes to merit a sliareof rbl tc ronase. Residence' corner of pine and Iron i eet, Lohtghton. ! rders left at Sweeny & Bon a Sorner Store , 1 reeelde prompt atiedtlou' r. 11, H T. J. BRF.TNEY. 9 - Contractor and Builder. s;Next door to Ucubcu Fenstermacbcr1! f.F.UIOH STREET, LPJIIOHTON. Ttns and sptfloations. ud probable cist of bfdMlnip,furnIU64 upon eppUcitlon. All work uintod. Eepstrtng proinplly atttnded to liwatsrtHturBHbsdmieBslMlted. MS :ftsSS& $1.00 a Year in Advance. VOL. XVII., No 3. Weissport Bnsiuess Directory. JJUtAMCMN HOUSE, EAST WEISfll'ORT. PENN'A. This house offers Urst-class accommodations to the permanent boarder and transient guest. Panic prices, only One Dollar wr day. aug7-iy John Kr.niim, Pronrleti.r. Oscar Ohrisfcmaii, W EISS PORT, TA . Livery and ExcJtavqc Htablcs. Easy riding carriage! and safe driving horses. lli-Rt Anonmninilfillotistn ntrents nnd travellers. Mall and telecr.nih orders iiromnllv attended to. Olvoino ft trial. " nia.2t-ly . Tho - Wcissport - Bakery, C. W. LAUBY, PROPRIETOR. Delivers Fresh Bread nnd Cakes In Welsspoit? liCiiiguron nun viciniuosovcvy unv. In the atom I have a Fine Line nf Confectionery for the Holiday Trade Sunday schools and fes tivals suiiplicii ai lowest prices. uera-im THE Wols:port, Carton County, Penna., Henry hristman, Proprietor, Thopuhllols respectfully Informen that this wen-Know nouso lias ueen rumit-u mm munuYru ton llrst rate, amiable to furnish tbotety best accominodattons of all kinds A FINE POOL ROOM. In connection with tho hotel Is a FINE POOL ROOJ1 handsomely fitted up. Apr23 87Iy UN BRTAKBR AND DEALER IN FURNITURE, PARLOR SUITHS, BED ROOM SUITES, &c &e. ' Prices the. very lowest. Quality of oods tho best. Satisfaction guaranteed hi every particular, Oasksta, Collins and Shrouds, Vb h.no full line which we will furnish at the lowest possible prices. " Flour, Pood, &c, Of tho choicest quality Call ami be comlnced. at verv reasonable prices. JOSEPH P. REX, EAST WBISMI'ORT. Aprll-ly I have lust opened arnnl Yawl In connection with my hotel InWRiHSi'OUT where can constantly be found all sizes of the BEST OF COAL! at prices Fully as Low as the Lowest tilve me atrial and bo Convinced. HENRY CHRISTMAN, Fort Allen Houst!, TTelssport. Fairbanks Stnndard Scales in Coiinecllon. August 88, 4m The Cream of all Books of Atatiirc CONDENSED INTO ONE VOI.VMF. PIONEER I I DARING HEROES I , I DEEDS. The.thrllllug adventures of all the hern ex plorers and frontier fighters with, Indians, out laws and wild beasts, over our whole country, iromthe earliest times to tho presqnt. Lives and exploits of DeSoto, LaSalle, Ktandlsh.Bonne, Kenton, Brady. Crockett. Uow e. llou.ston, Car son, Custer, California Joe, lid Bill, ltulfiilo Bill, General Miles nnd Crook, sreat Indian chiefs, and seores of rubers. Splendidly illus. tratcd with 230 fino envra Inc. ABeuta anted r ..rinul -imri Vipiittt nnvthiniT tn tpl. Tiin for payments allowed Auents short ot fund e 1 I.AIS KI I UJ. t-.l., lo liwi., l lliiaiirMiuia. " fehlS-cm PATENT FBAHKLD H. HODQH. Solicitor of American & Foreian Patenfc . 025 F St., near lT. S. Tatcut Oflice, WASHINGTON. D, C. All business before United States Patont Ofllcc attended to for modorate fees. Patents procured In the United States and all Forelcn Countries. trade AMrfct and LateU registered. Rejected applications revived nndprosecuted. lnlonna tlon and ndvlco as to obtaining Pateaitschet-r-tully furnished without charpe. Scml Sketch ot Model for Free opinion as to Patentnbllitv. Copies of patents Inrnlshedj or 5c. eacn. (J7 Corresiiondcnce solicited. ojio Lehighton Business DIrootory. VAL. SCHWARTZ, Rank St., tho oldest furni ture house In town. Kvery neseriiitlou of furniture always on hand. Prices s erv low. WA. TETERH, Saloon aud Restaurant, Bank . Street. Fresh LaseralwajsonUp. Oys n season. Drop In and seo us. novli ly ESRANO'ft SHAVING SALOON, opposite the Advocatk Orncc, Is headnuarters for sliavlng and haircuttlni;. Clears & tobacco sold GO TO FRS. ROUEHEH, under the F.xchanso Hotel, Bank street, (or n smooth shave or a fashionable, hair cut. Closed on Sunday's, Itoeder's Hair tonic, cures Dandruff A" RELIABLE JKYVKLKK: I). 8. BOCKO 18U23-8S OPP. I'UBI.IC SyL'ARE. THE CWRDON ADVOCATK Ot FlOB, lianK street, plain and fancy Job printing n sped ly. Advocate oua dollar par year lit advanoo. J. W. UAUDENBVSn.Bankstreet, wholesale dealer In choice Brands of whiskies, sin, brandies, wluoS; &a Cff- Fatrona spllclfed. Onr Ormrohes. ! CTHni)lHTEPlSC01'AL. South Uank lll-Ot. I JLYi Sunday eervloosat to a. in., and 7.50 p. in., I bunday School 2 p. in. Yi. MAJOit, Pastor. 31RINI1T LUTHERAN. Iron street, Sunday , services. 10 a. m., (German), 7.30 p. ra., (Euk- 1 sh),aanday4chool2p.m. J. II, KvuKU.Pastor. IsaEFORMRn, Lehlah street, Sunday sen lees Jtd at to a, m., (Oeriusm, 7) p. in.. (English), I Sunday scnooi a p. in. WVANOELICAL, South street, Sunday service)) iu at 10 a. m..(uorman). 7.wn. ra.. itn :llsh) l Sunday school a p. m. A S. Klim:, l ttor CATHOLIC, coroej Northampton and Coal streets, services every Sunday inomlnv and ' i evening. Rev. IUuuacke IMMor. , ! SOMETHING MV Pnurii Tiir sirar. STOlCtl King bolo mon never nrsra . of-a ctorncs vrxr. that requlxs so clothes wns. .Uvery housekeeper, laundress audfctore-1 keeper wauu It. Sample uut by inail, 0 fen for ie bum uy man, o ioei tor I oco,.u iwui,u(Aiv,s. 1'inai WANTKD rOB TIU8 CODXTV. FUtSICLASS AliVl- Auorets, kui- MlWH.UlWns CO. Maunfnetuilnc Aaeut I PhfladTlpbla, ra.. (.Lock aw.4i ffii Fort Allen House Over Canal Briftee JE. weissprt. Josipli Fb Bix SWITCHBACK CLEANZTNE Kcmovcs Paint and Orcase from Woolens, Silks, Satins, Cashmeres, Laccs.Crapes, Ae. By the vtso of t'LEANZINE ClotulnROf any Material, Car icts, Lai liohcs. Car- naco i;usuions, iriin Snlnc;?, &c can bo quickly cleaned of illrl. ereaso or nalnl wllliniil In jury. It Is without an equal for removing itanilrun. freckles, sunburn, tan, .vc. 25 Cents n ilottlc Trade Supplied by the Proprietor Dr. T. E. Davis, Summit Hill For Sole by T. D. THOMAS, Lebiejliton. witch- Back Couli Core Is tho most certain and speedy remedy In tho world Coughs, Colds, Croup, lioarseiics. Whoop Ins conKll, f nfiurntp, Sore Throat, &c. Try It. l ncu, iwuillj-l'ivu trui',. Z GO TO SWEENY'S "Corner Store" gF O RQ Bottled Gherkins. Sweet Pick les, Ohow-Chow, Onions, Table Sauce, irorse-rartisli, Cauliflow er, Catsup, Mixed Tickles, Cel ery Sauce, and all kinds of choice Jellies and table necessaries. In Dry Goods, Groceries, Queensware, &c, ll'o lead, both In low5 prices and quality of goods. Our largo stock Is displayed to ad vantage, an llcui .which purchasers will certainly preatly appreciate. REMEMBER THE Corner Store, LEH1GHT0N, PA. made easy nianulaclur Iiir Rubber St.amps.8end for prlco list nf outfits, to J. F. V. Dornia.i, No.217 East German St., Baltl morc,Md.,U.S. A -Oc220ib S. A. BSLSS, JUSTICE OP THE PEACE, AUKNT FOR FIRST-CLASS Fire, Life & Live Stock Insnrance Companies. Special attention of Farmers and others Is tailed to tho liberal lermsortcred by tho BURKS COUNTY MUTUAL LIVE STOCK IN8UR ANCI! COMPANY, for which I am the iitent for this County nnd neighborhood. :o Real Estate Agency, Real Estate Bought & Sold. Collections Promptly Made. Bank Street, Lehighton, Penna. Cee2t,87-tl AL. CAMPBELL, Jeweler ani WBtckmaker, Bank Street, Leliighton, jina. Respectfully Invites the attention of his friends andthc i-ltlreji generally to Ins Imniense pew stock of Watches, Clocks, Silverware, Jewely, at Prices that defy compolltlon. It w 111 pay you to call and Inspect my slock before purchasing elsew here. KEPAIRING Promptly done at loivest iharite, and all w ork guaranteed. mi Foraei too riace. Mm I SIGN OF THE BIG WATCH, Bank St. eDecinber 17.o37ly Lehighton. For Newest Designs and Moat Styles of Knshionnb" DllRSS GOODS, DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS. SILVERWARE. &c, &c 00 TO E. H. SNYDER, Bank Street, Lehighton. Ooods Euarantecl and prices ai Ion as else- where for the same quality ofgoadi. July IB, 1885 ly WANTED AGENTS . TO SOLICIT OHDEKS For our Choice aud Hardy Nursery Stock. Steady work for eutrretic men. Salary and ox. peases, or commission If preferred. Satisfaction guaranteed to customers and agents. Write Im mediately for term. State age. Address K. G. OIUSE fc CO,, lfsa South Pr nn square, Phiadelpbia Penna. aug. it ew. Subscribe for tl . Advocate. INDEPENDENT " Lohighton,, Carbon County Penna,, December How's Tb tho OHentnl sAldtRffbi, knowing that good health cannot exist without' "a hoalthy Livor. When tho Li'or is torpid tho BoW cla aro Hliigiisli and con stipated, tho Tood lies in tho stomach muH KC3ted, poisoning the blood; livnuont heatldcho ensues ; a ieeling of lassi tndo, tliJspondcncy and nei'vousnosa indicate how tho whole system is de ranged. Simmons Liver Regulator has been tho means of restoring moro neoplc to health and iiappincss by giving them a healthy Livor than any agency known on earth. It acta with extraor dinary power and efficacy. NEVER BEEN DISAPPOINTED. A n general family remedy for Dyspepsia, Torpid Liver, Constipation, etc., I hardly ever use anything else, nnd have never been disappointed In the effect produced; It seems to bo almost a perfect cure for all diseases of the Stomach nnd llow-ols. W. J. ilcliMtov, Macon. Go E. E. Ltjckenbach, PLAIN ANI) DECORATIVE PAPER HANtL 1NO, HOCSR AND SIGN PAINTING " AND GRAINING. Competent workmen sent o any part of the county. itr..i)((t;AnTi:i!S for Wall Parers, Borders & Becorations; I.Vge assortment, and the latest stjles. Stationery, Fancy WINDOW ADES. All Kr.nles, Shade making and pronipllyjitlended to. pilltlllK lip Paints, Oil, Varnish, Putty, Brushes & general Painters' Supplies. No. 61 .Broadway Mauch w. Pa. Helnw tho Broadway House, Tho undeisloncd announces citizens of Lehighton and tho surrounding country that he 1ms opened a shoji for the Repair of Machinery Such as Agricultural Implements. Sharpen- ing Lawn Mowers, Grinding Planer Knives, Paper Cutter Knives, Kelssors, &c.; Steam Pit ting nnd Pump Work, nnd maunfueturlng Grain r nns, r arm itouers, hooiuuui.ts, ku. All work guaranteed at the lowest prices, W. G. MITC ELL Tn Bear of GabePs Hardware Store. LEHIGHTON, Penna. Aprlips. lv High -Pressure Living characterizes theso modern days. The result Is a fearful Im-rcvo of linilu nnd Heart Diseases Genera! De bility, liisoinnln, I'm-iOyslM, aihI In sanity. Chloral nt'jl Morphia augment the 'evil, The Hlifclne best adapted to do permanent good is Aycr's Sar saparilla. Jt purines, enriches, mid vltnllzcs thohlood.aud thus strengthens every function uud fueuliy of tho body. " I have used Ayer'u Sarsapnrllln, in my fatnlly,.for years. I havo found It Invaluable as A Cure for Nervous Debility mused hy nn In active liver and n low stntn of the'blond." Henry Ilacon, Xenla, Ohio. "Pomotuo tlmo I hnvo been troubled with heart disease. I iiovcr found any thing to help me unlll I Ih.hh uslni; AyorV Sarsnparllhi. I Iiavt only ni-ed thH mediolne six mouthSf but It has re lieved mo from my trouble, and enahlfld me toresumo work." J. p. Curuitutt, Perry, III. "I have been a praetielng physlolnn for over half a century, ur.it during that time I Imvo never found so powerful and reliable nil nlteratlvo and blood purifier ns Ayer's Karaupurilla." lr. M. Muxstart, l.oulsx Ille, ICy. Ayer's SarsaparilSa, I'liEfAItRI) 11 V Or, J. C. Ayer It Co:, Lowell, Mass. I'rlM tl ; ali bottl.-, j. Votili a bolile. Weiwff -Allies Weissport Planing MANUPACTPltF.R IIH Wikdow akd Doon Frames, Doors, Shutters, j Blinds, Sashes, ! Mouldings, Brackets, AKD DEALER IS All of Dressed Lite Shingles, Pailings, Hemlock Lumber, &c &c. , Vry LoWSt Pr.CS Machine Shop. to tho It Live and Let Live. PROTBOlnlO HIM8ELV, A .school commissioner called at the ' bouse of a Georgia fanner and nsked lilni If he. Inlended to send his children to school. 1 , 'I niotit send ths jjals, the farmer said, 'butlhat'll be about all'.' .'Aro jou so busy that jou cannot send j the boys?' ; 'So, ain't so might' tTusy.' 'Then why don't you send the boys?' 'Well, l'vo got my reasons.' 'Don'fjou think that education 'vonld do thorn good?' Tns, It tnout.' . 'Is ft, then, because you cannot cloth them properly?' 'Xo, fur I recon they've got about as fiood vv'jtrln' tluds ez any children In tho community,' 'Then why don't you send them?' 'Wall, 1 tell you. Some time ago 1 sent my son' Jim tor school. Ho went away with the biggest sort uy rcspeck fur his daddy"; fur I coult",.out!inock lilm.and fllne hm down cjs fast cr. ho could f ct tip, Wall, snf, lie stayed at school a while, learnlne a new lot uv tricks.come home, otttknocked me an' thing mo agin' tho ground so hard that he knocked my hip outer J'lnt. After this'lie driy mo around pully much as ho pleased, without no respect fur mo at all. Kf-ho hadenter went to that school he would havo been kind and 'fccticnatc. but be" went tbar, cz I toll you, an' that settled II, an' let mo tell you, when a boy In this horc neighborhood gits so lie can whip his daddy, why that household lias dim lost its holt, No, mister, you may Inke my iptls nn' learn 'cm nil you please, but I'd leello ruther my hoys would stay away. Dili, (addressing one of his ons) come out here and I'll fllne yoatlown for a quarter.) TnETboLiiii frieFds. Ill the depths of a forest tbcre,livcd two foxes who had never had a cross word with each other. One of them said one. day, In tho politest fox language: 'Let's quarrel.' "" 'Very well,' said the other; 'as you please doar friend. JJnt how shall wo set about it?' 'Oil,- It cannot bo difllcult,' said fox num ber one; two-legged peopla-fall out, why not wc?' So thoy tried all sorts of ways; but It could net he done, because tach ono would give way. At last number one telched two stones. ' 'There,' said he, 'you say they're yours, and I'll say they're mine, and we will quarrel, and fight, and scratch. Now, I'll begin. Tliose stones nro initio I' 'Very, well,' said the other,, 'yott arc wel come to them.' 'Hut wc shall never have a quarrel at this late!' cried the other, jumping up and lick ing his face. 'You old simpleton, don't you know that it lakes two to make a quarrel any day?' S5.hey gave It up as a bad job, and never trleiyo play that'sllly gamo again. JIAX'L555il5.1HJEHSI' OiuS"ltf the inost comical 'thlnV lrvo ever heard was told In the Caucasus," sald Dudley U'lnstou, the young man who accompanied his father on the mission to Persia. "It was In Tlflos. tho capital ot Georgia. You know there's an American store there a big place of business where all sorts of 'Yankee notions' are dealt out at enormous proilts,to the natlyes. I drop ped-In there. One -of tho objects of In terest to which the Itusslan salesman direct ed my special attention was a patent potato pcoler. "Decs instrument," he said, es medd by 7.0 famous 'ousc of Pat Aug. I was astonished. "IPliat house did you say?" "Ze fajmoos 'onse of Pat Aug.' "Xeyer heard of it,' I said; I guess you aro mistaken.' "lleoecken? Xo, sure, 1 havo often heard of ze 'ousc, and I have often seen zo name of ze 'ouse. I will show him to you now. Oli, It Is a (inn which enjoys great fame here.' "And with, that he looks for a specimen potato peeler and brings one out. "Zero, sare,' he says, 'ecs ze name en graved in see metal. Sec!' "I burst out laughing until may sides ached. There was the legend: "Pat. Aug, 17, 1873.' And the 'Pat Aug,' part ol it he had taken to be Hie firm's name, I found that this polnto peeler was famous under the name of 'Pat, Aug.' all over the Caucasus," THE FIBST BTAB8 AND STKIPES Previous to 1775 each one of tho Ameri can colonies displayed its own ensign, aud tho army and navy departments had dis tinctive flags. In that year a Hag bearing thlttccn red and whtto stripes was present ed to a Philadelphia military company 1 called 'The Light Horse.' Jt was In 1777 that the Continental Congress resolved 'That the flag of the United States shall bo , thirteen stripes, alternate white anil red, ' with thirteen white stars ou a blue Held, representing a now constellation.' The , first llae of this pattern was displayed over Port Schuyler (now Home, Now York), in August, 1777, and was made of sheets and ' bits of red clotli, while Captain Abraham . Swarlom's blue coat nas used for tho blue Held for the stais. The present Hag was designed In 1818. by CanUln Samuel Held the privateer Armstrong, who acted on In vitation of a Congressional committee. It is the same as tho original, except the ad dition of a star for every new Slate. TRADE COSjM9' MARKM REMEDYfF'AlhJ Iov SsJciuticn. NEW CURRENt"TESTIMONY. 7 Tears. Cklon, nl.. Mijr tl, till. I wta 1tb a Vf 4Ur, S jtit tf a4 kfti U &m anuk br laUUl lUutMtltat; iufr4 I tbt f yttn: int puctUM St. OU m- ll,4;ltllM!4. QKOX0S A, 10SS. Doctors FalUd. Wrwlii, 111.. Kir . ' tS4 vtU leltnu Una Jtil ; UiU ilMMri vltfell nU. Trt4 Una ,pU, tlMB t It. JataU Oil " a eiK Ka tatira at ll 1LUS S. TttTZa. ttd-rlddn. aar B. Wla . Mar . . SrtM af HIT wu Wlam vltk IcUUat; ttSmi w9 aaUa: wu Mta u kali trial avaru aewra wllkast kaiatt Vaa St. Jacata Oil a.4 wa tsra. ftltMSTtl WIS. Ko Hatarn. r..lln. nt.. Mar SI. till, . S a taxaa wlU UnaaaHaat ta tka Up aa llaika akaat altkt aaaatka ai aat waa amiaS Vr It. Jataka oil; aat tka taut ratara al ala. kUI, AMIUA TOOK. Zamoneii. Bdaa. ulttaOa.. lUUali. Ja. . Tkraa ar bw ,,m a, a wu takaa wtu Uataaaaa - la kia. arai la k4 in at Umt: trlaa aaaaral 4aa lata arttkaal kaaait; wu aaraS T U"a at teal j at mp.uts a miuu. aaaUcttlau at St. Jaaaaa eu. wu. auiaa, .C II if 1, 1888. DAY'S HORSE POWDER Prevents tungFeverl Cures Distemper, Ilea ves. Glanders, Loss o Appetite, Founder, Fevers, &c 1 lb. In each package. Sold by all dealers. 11D Dill 1 J Cures Dysentery, Hill. DULLtJ nnd Diarrhoea. ST BABY SYRUP Reliovos Griping and Summer Compklnt. Facilitates Teething! Regulates tho Bowels! Sold by all druggists. Price 23 cents. RULUS "THE PEOPLE'S REMEDY" For tho euro of COUGHS, COLDS, Hoarseness ROUGH Asthma, Incipient Con Croup, Whooping Couch, sumption and for tho relief of Consumptive per SYRUP sons. For Sale by all urngglsts. K cents. OWJfC LANOES CUBEB CIQARETTES for Ca diriVKt: urrhl PrtctlOCU. At all drunhtt. TKEAT THY BROTHER KINDLY Oh, treat thybrotTier kliullj-! Tho" be perchance may stray Sometimes from slrtuo's beauteous putli. In error's devious way, Vet, JuiIkc lint harshly, thou canst tint Tell all the weight nnd "power Of circumstances that o'eieame I If lit. In temptation' bout. oh. treat thy brother Jdntlly! l'or thou r.iust never know The Inward pangs that iimdhlm with Unutterable woj; Thou see:st perhaps thc'oittwaril form Of Joy upon his fate; Thou knon'st iiQf Jio'his Inmost soul Is bleeding with disgrace. Oli, treat thy brother klndlM And thank thy Opd that thou Hast been enab'led yet to keep Dishonor from thy bl ow ; ; S Hut make no pharasaic vaunt About thy piultyi .Some iinfovseen etent'inlsbt make Thee, much the Mime as he, "Oh, treat thy brotjier kludfv! And If he should return A penitent unto thy iirms. Do tio't'thy brother sptiru Mukcnot lytilJi'ortl's'ot Parh disdain, Ilisbrokeii .spIfu'soroT-""" ' Hut take hint to thy amis again. And bid him slu nolnnic. The Lost Bracelet. ".It'st ono penny, If you please, ma'am." It was the day before Christmas, and late in the afternoon, a beautiful-and tlchiy dressed lady was walking up llroadway with her arms laden with brown paper par cels. Hundreds pf people were hurrying along, jostling each other as they passed up and down the crowded thoroughfare; but her bright, happy face was like a ray of sunlight in the gathering darkness of the winter afternoon, and the owner of the clattering shoes that had been following her some distance, took courage from its Sweet expression, and put up its modest plea for "just one penny." It was alow, pleading voice, scarcely audible in the noise and bustle nround, yet the lady heard it, for she turned and logked an Instant at ths little creature before her. Her scanty gar ments weie. a poor protection from the frosty air, and gloyeless hinds and pale f,tce looked blue and pinched with tho cold; her miserable hood had fallen on her shoulders', and a pair of eloquent eyes looked up into the lady's face, wlilje with her stumpy broom Rho swept the crBssing. "Never mind," said she to herself, "I can walk home this poor little thing needs thl more than I do;" and she dropped Into tho open palm beforo her the only sixpence left. "There, child, a merry Christmas to you," she said, In a sweet, sympathizing voice, which made the tears come into the dark eves of tlio little ghl, as sho tiled to thank her. It wis a long walk that the lady had be foro her, aud the omnibus tattled along with a provoking empty seat or two Inside, bat her heart was light aud happy with the Utile sacriUce which sho had made, and just ns the lets of gas began to blaze out of the windows she reached her home. She had been married only a short time, and as she looked around her pretty room, which her husband had furnished for her in their boarding house, sho felt more than grateful that Hod had given her such a happy home. She had not removed her hat and cloak, when she hoard her husband's step in the hall, and with a smile and kiss she met him al the door. "Why Kato, how tired you look, have jou doi.e a great deal of walking to day?" Kate blushed aud smiled, but deception was not part of her nature, and she replied: "Yes, IlfJirv, I walked all the way home." "You should not have done that," ho said a little reproachfully, and then lie laughed as he continued: "Did you spen I all your money, so that ou could'nt afford a sixpence to ride home with?" "Well, I suppose I mutt tell you," said Kate, with another blush. "I did hwe just one sixpence left, and was going to ride up, when such a poor llttbj) girl" "Yes, that's It, I knot what Is coming. Why, Kate, you make the very mischief among the poor people and my pennies. they are the most uugiateful set in the woild." "Hut," said Kate, (arnoatly, "she was such a delicate, half-clqthed, and, I am afraid, half-starved little stjeet sweeper" . "Street-'swceper," and her lmsbanr' held up Ills hands in mock-horror; "why, Kate, tbey pick tip handiful of money In adiv; and did you walk home, and give one a whole sixpence? Oh. oh, what won't your little heart do uokl"" jAw B1,aWwfc22a!i'"" ! .$1.26 when not paid in Advance. Single Copies 5 Cents. Kate bore this quizzing very well, and was about to reply, when, on pissing her hand up her arm, she exclaimed, suddedly: "Oh, Henry, my bracelet Is roih your gift last Christmas what shall I do? Where can I bayo lost It?" "That is too, bad," said he thoughtfully, but the next moment he continued, shrug ging up his shoulders mischievously: "May he some honest person has picked It up." Seeing tlio tears come, into his wife's eles at tills speech, he put ills arms around hoc and kissed her, with "Xevcr mind, my dear, I can roplaco It somo lime." Her husband, who really loved his Utile wife tenderly, took her hand and put some thing In It, closing the tender fingers tight ly over It, saying, "Don't distress yourself any morn about .bracelets and Street sweep ers; here's your Christmas gift, and the next time you go down town, get a pretty set of furs with It." Kate's hand closed over a hundred dollar bill. The day after Christmas sho was again on llroadway, aud, as she was passing by the identical spot where she .had given away tho sixpence, she felt herdress pulled gently, and, turning around, she eiicoutit" ered the same little, half-clad girl, "I'm so glad that you've come, ma'am," said the child, ''you dropped this the other day, and I've been saving it for you ever since," and pulllug something out of her bojum, she put It Into tho lady's hand. Hastily tiuiolllng tho bit of newspaper, Kato A lair saw her bracelet. H'hat a triumph forhcrsolf and for Henry, "Thank you, thank you, my child," sho exclaimed, taking the little baro bauds In hers. "1 tiled to find you that day," said the little child, "but you went out of sight so soon that Rcotildu't," and with a bright face, sho continued, "I want to thank, aud my mother wants to thank 3011, too, for 1 didn't get a penny all that day until 1 saw you, and that slxpenco bought the medi cine which is coing to make her well." Kale's eyes glistened as sho fleard this, and thought of the temptation 10 ride home that Ood had helped )icr (o resist, "Take mo with jou to jour mother," shu said, still holding the girl's hand; such honesty and thankfulness shall not go unro Wirdcd." It was a pretty long walk, away over near tho North Iliver, but they finally reached the tenement house, In the basement of which the little girl lived. A pale, slqkly woman was lying on a bed in a single room which they occupied, but she looked up eagerly as she heard '.ho girl'.s voice say: "Hero mother, the beautiful" lady Is come herself," Kate sat down by tin bed side, and lent tier ear to a tale of want and privation of wlilfli she had never dreamed of, and leaving what little pocket money she had with her, she promised to tee hct again; then she started for her husband's ofllcc. Mr. Alair was pouring over bis account books when Kate rushed In with bright eyes and glowing cheeks, and hold ing up the bracelet before lils eyes, she ex claimed: "See. here, Heury, that's what came of giving my sixpence to the street sweeper." ., - Her husband looked up, glad and sur prised, first at seeing her, and then because the bracelet was found, and he listened while she told him of her Interview with the child and her mother, "And now, Henry, I am going to ask you if I may do one thing I really do not need so nice a set of furs as you have given the moirty for, and f want to take somo of it and buy fuel and lights and provisions for those poor people; they had ueithorcoal nor candles, and noth ing but a little cold cabbage for dlniicr." Henry shook his head, but it was not a very negative shake. "Nobody can resUl you Kate," said he, smlllcg, "aud you may do as you please with tho money. Kate thanked him with moistened eyes moro Lthan with his voice, and as the door closed after her, Henry said to himself, "There goes an angel; and if ever that tcxl, 'He that glveth to the poor shall not lack,' was jneant for anybody, It was Tor her.' " The little girl's mother did not get well again; but before she died, Kate told her about Jesus, mid won her to love and trust Him. soothing her last ipoments with comforting, cheering words, Kven little Jano she taught to say with faith, "When my father and mother forsake me, then tho Lord will take me up." Ily and by Mr. and Mrs, Alulr went to housekeeping, and thoy took little Jane, now an orphan, to live with them, and if there was one grace more than another that Kato prayed th'j child mr;ht haye, It was that of charity; for Jane's growing beauty of character, and her constant gratitude, proved a continual reminder lo her generous benefactress of that sweet lesson of out Saviour's "It Is more blesed to give than receive." HARD ON JDDAB. Arlfinus Ward, the "great American showman," relates in his peculiar style,the following. iNMiur.vr IN UTIKV. In the Faul uv 18. hutidred fifty 0 I showed nil sho In Utlkv, a trooly grate sit ty in tho Slait of Xtt York. Tho people gaye lnc a cordyal rescpsliun. The pres was lo'wed In ml prase, 1 d.ias I was given a discripshun-of mi llcests and Snalx in my usul Howry stile, what was ml okorn A- disgust to see a big bin 1 v feller walk up lo the cage containing ml wax filgsers of the Lord's-Last Supper, and ketch Judas Iskariot by the feat and dragged him onto tlio giound. He tliru kominenci'd fn tn pound him-as hard he cood. "Whot tinder the i-on ar you abowl," ktied I. Sez he. "What did yu briug tills pussy lancrmtts cuss hear fur?" A lie hit the wax flgger another tremenjus bio 011 the lied. Sez I, "Vu egrejus ass, that alt's a wax figgcr, a representashun of the folie Postle." Sez lie, "That's oil very well fur yu ttt sav, but I tell yu, old man, that 'Judaa Is kariot Can't sho hlsself In IHIky with Im punerty by a darn site," with whltch ob sitrvashun lie kayed in .Itidassls lied. The yitug man belonged to I of the fust fatner-' lies In Ttiky. I sood him, Sr the Joory i brawt in a Verdiok of Arson in the 3rd de gree. T-Ka'nsas Teaqher 'll'oere does all our gialn go to?' Sclwlar 'Into the hopper.' HTiat hoppir? Grasshopper. This Is a funnv old world, anv how, but It is very hard to realize it when yon are reading the comic paper, t The Carbon Advocate, Ah IKDWKNDIMTT FAMILf NE iisneji every Saturday in i.ruuil t,c ounty. renasylvanlfl. Harrv V. Morthimor llANKTllEHT. . $1 00 Per Yoar in Advanoe ! llest advertising niedbun In the county. Krery description ot rialn and Fancy . JOB P HINT IMG- t very low prlees. We do not hesitate to-sar that wo are better equpped than any other printing establishment In this section lo tlo flrst-elass JolMvork, in all Us branches, at low prlees. - 1T4f s Iii Philad'a for"? A.C.YATES &Oo., SIXTH & CHESTNUT, LKDOKit iimr.niKO, . , Sept. d, ism. The people who bet on electlohsVdo' wrong, but the, man who never bets Is' no better, ' '- "My Wife Is a Terror!" said a mild-lcmpcrfl man in onr hearing. "She snaps and snarls, spanks her children, and findx funic continually. I can't bear it no Ioniser." Don't be to seyere 011 her, my friend; you will realize her sufferings. - She has lost her former sweet disposition, and ill health is ihe cause. Dr. Tierce's Payor1 ite Prescription will make her well.- For female diseases, limctioiuil derange inente, bearing-down pains, nnd the long list of ills that lender women miserable, no medicine' can compare with this. It is 'the"' only tnedicinofor woman's peculiar weakness and ailments, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee from the manufacturers, to gtye satisfaction in every case, or money refunded, Seo guarantee printed on bottle wrapper.' For all derangements of theMOmachliver and bowels, t.ike Dr. PierceV Pellct.S,"or Anti-bilious Granules. " ' Anybody can now catch a cold. Tho trouble Is to let it go again, like' the man who caught too bear. Answer This Queitlon Xo. '..'. Why do so many people we ce around us seem to prefer to suffer and be mndc miserable by Indigestion, Constipa tion, Dizziness, 1wh of Appetite, Coming Up of the Food, Yellow Skin, when for ,7ii cents we will sell litem Shiloh's System Vitalizer, guaranteed . lo euro them. Sold by T. D. Thmnaa, Lehighton, 'W..Bierv,Weiu- The hard way of the world the rail-.'! way. ' ' ' " c "' Something new In stockings a cork ' ' leg. A last farewell a shoemaker giving'tip business. When has a man four hands? WhenV ' ho doubles his fists, ' -' A gill's luncheon described In three 1 words giggle, gabble, gobble. - Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. .Sliiloli's Catarrh Hemedy, a marvelous cure for catarrh, diphtheria canker mouth, and head-ache. With each bottle there is. tiu ingenious h:imi1 injector for theimore suceitfful treatment of those romplainu without extra charge. Price oO e. Sold bV T. 1). Thomas Leliighton, W. Ilicrv, .Wei' port. ' : -. J Done with the pen a dead hog. Up In arms-the midnight baby. .T Hop merchants dancing masteis, - Cold steal hooking a lump of ice. . A board hill the carpenter's state ment, The maiden's band of liopc-a husband. ltupture euro guaranteed hv Or. .1. II..Marr 831 Arch Street. -,'hihi. Kase at once, no opera tlou or business delay. Thousands rured.xSend for rlinilars. 4'J-y A physician has discovered that the older a man grows the smaller his brain In comes. - This explains why the young men know everything. A tea party the Chinese. We base a speedy and positive uiiru for catarrh, diphtheria, canker mouth, and head-ache, Shiloh's catarrh remedy. A Nasal injector free with each lioille. Us it if vnu desire health and t-weet breath'. Price 50 cents! Sold hv T. J). -Thomas; Lehighton, W. Hiery Wviimport. To rcinoye paint Sit dowu on it be fore Jt Is dry. The ancient mairylnn'' 'er January meddiiig May. Jfen sow their wild ats and . women sow their tares. Epoch. 'PI... Icot-Ilirtii lYim, limr. liuer.t-mn. 'ulwl painful sirknei-s tn rohjist health mark an epoch in the life of tho individual. Such a remarkublenvent is treasured In the memory and the agency whereby the good health Jias oevii auau.Hi isgraicuuiy uii'ot-u. iience 11 Is that mi nuichislieanl inpmise of Klectrre ItlllA-. U.. ..mil.- In..l lliuV (IWu llinlnHil,-. IHlll.P. . -J ill.. I.J ,1-V. , 1,11 V. , uv .. l.r. - ation to health, In Ihe use of the fircat Al terative ami ijonic. 11 you are irouuiea .-111 ,. .IL....0, ..I' l-l.lnnv. I .ir S1I.V.. ,!, .III,. ..-,-. Or ..,.,.VJO, .... .V. w. M.U.I.- bcIi, 'of long or short stailding yoit will ,.. " nr 1. . e i.-t...!.: n . aurrij iiiiu ii'iivi ot use m j.ivi-iiii' jjiiic Sold at 0c. and$l per bottle at T. D. Thom as' Drugstore. Tho miser's heart must Indeed be made of marble, there Is so little gWe to It. The heat of debate Is apt to cause a coolness betweeu friend Tho man who has loft- hl left-arm. has a left aim that Is a right arm. . t S Il'ords generally express tbaroJelves. Hut do tbey pay the express cjiarges? A mud puddle has a great munjrpolnts for people to fall down and ad-mlre. No remedy for blood dlfortle rs can eijual Ayrt'a Saiapri11a. Though c-oneefatratejl and powerful, tliif mcdidneispcrfcclly''afe, and may be taken by children as well adults. PtmirUns recommended It In pre ference tn anv other. P.-ieetl. Worth a bottle. t 6 1 , - . ri