PLAIN AND Bill Heads, Koto Heads, Letter Heads, 'Statements. ? 'Envelopes, Programmes, Price Lists, A New messes, new type and excellent facilities enable us to do all kinds of Job Work, in the low prices. Mail orders receive A 1 11 TIAIT 1 MfAfl li fWB If JOB ROOMS, Bank. Street, Lehighton, Pa. .1 HEADQUARTERS FOR GENERAL HARDWARE, Painfc UarnichoQ I UlIBftq 1UI IIIUIIUUl UNWUWa ALL KINDS OF COAL, ir OPS. PTJ I ic SQUARE, Batik Street, Lehm'hton. Pa. omoound USES Hinmi Prottratlon, Nervous Headache, Jlocommendod by rroferalonal and business " neuralgia, Nervous Weakness, Stomach t,Tw j i. . and Xtter Diseases, Rheumatism,- Dys. rric0 C1-00- EoW by Druggists. ITDcDila.aad all affections of tho Kidneys. WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO. Prop's 1- rj I j Offlceof Roches V ROCHESTER, N. Y., May 12, 1884. (JL-1 . . . Ith&ving been, for some time urced as an argument against the use of malt liqhors, that they were unfit for use by reason of ad- alterations, we beg to state that the Lager Beer manufactured 7is a'. Pure, Healthful, Unadulterated article,, . Jb,o the Invalid and the Nursing Mother as well as for those rho, simply use' it as a beverage, it is a light and nourishing stim- tilant . Lager Beer, has accomplished much for the canse of turn- : , w,v, . 4-1, r n, ,i ..:., j .t; ' 1T . ,J l i uu uiuuBtuiuo uu uvui mu iuuu eltectS in DUllaing Up tlie JlillleeDlea , An analysis ol our Beer has been made bv Professor Lattimore f tVo Rn.Tloofof TTnitrnroJfv o nnntlnm-in nilincn nomn'icoi.fflnlnnf o rrA o rsvr rC nnw Sit?" " . u, " I 3 11 IT" J - L . I' r a also proauce uic ainaavii 01 mr. Brewer, Which; must certainly set exist in the mind ol any person. jfthermore, we will pay 510U(J to any one proving thai our NMcments ana claims are not entirely true. Very Respectfully, . K - The Rochester Brewing Co. J Buck, Pmojp'ita ROCHESTEH BOTTLING HOUSE, Lehighton. ALSO, AGENT FOB .he -Rochester Brewing Co.'s LAGER BEER. H. A. BELTZ, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, AQENT.FOn FIRST-CLASS M Life, & Live Stock Insurance - Companies. 8pelal attention o( Farmers and others is allied to the literal terms offered by the liKKKS COUNTY MUTUAL LIVE STOCK INSUH iNCK. COMPANY:, for which I am the aeent for this Countyand nelgbborhood. Real Estate Agency, Ileal Estate Bought & Sold. Collections Promptly Made. lank S'treot, Lohighton, Penna. &1 ' - Ali. CAMPBELL, Jeweler and Watchmaker, Bank Street, Lehighton, inna. Respectfully Invites the attention of his friends and to citizens generally to rtls Immense .' new stock ot Watches, Clocks, Silverware, Jewely, at Prices that defy competition. competition. It will pay you my stock before purchasing to cui aau inspect lwBors. ; .REPAIRING Frovptly done fX lowest charge, and- all work jprget .the Place. ilOlf ;OP THE BIO WATCH, Bank St, Lehighton. Bittmbsr 17,l7ly FANCY Blanks of all Kinds, Wedding Stationery, Business Cards, Shipping Tags, Sale Bills, . Ball Tickets, -. Circulars, &c. best style, and at extraordinary immediate attention. WEAK NERVES Paikt.'b Celetit CoJiroUN 1b a Nerve Tonlo which never falls. Containing Celery nd Coca, thoeo wonderful nerve Btimul&ntslt speedily cures all nervous disorders. RHEUMATISM rxiifE'a Cfxeiit Compound purl firs tho blood. Tt drives out tho lactic acid, which causes Rheumatism, and restore the blood mating organs to a healthy condition. It la the true remedy for Rheumatism. KIDNEY COMPLAINTS Faxnxs CEU3Y Compound quickly restores the Ilvrr and kidneys to perfect health. This curatlvo power, combined with its nerve tonic, mokes It the best remedy for all kidney complaints. N DYSPEPSIA Patne's Celeiit Compound strengthens the etomach. and quiets the nerves of the dhres tlve ortrons. This is why It cures even the worso coses of Dyspepsia. CONSTIPATION Faixt.'h Geleby Compound Is not a cathar. tia It is a laxative, jrlvlnKeasy and natural action to the bowi li Regularity eurely fol lows lta use. BPItMNOTON. VT. i e li i it i -i ir wjeuiiuuy ui&iiiy iu us wuuuuuui LiOllStltUtlon. cfofntYinni- - vnr r Ir I swwuiui. ,.u U.?J iiiaC) . T.l 1 "1 1 1 1 1 I r reaencic noaecicer, our neaa at rest all doubts that might OTTAWA, ILL., Uanntact- mrs ot i ROAD CARTS. pk tntdt. rKMitiv.ij, no ll.m ll.tloa. Thn. carta. wm m iitfatib-d at wliolm'le IriMi to burtrt la towns b.r. wo hivo no ogrut.' n lor n Uliutralod aouloffuo. THE ABOVE rs OUR NO. O JOGGING CART. EVERY CART GUARANTEED. Strongest, Neatest and best Cart made. , , 7 Hides Easier THAN A BUGGY. GAY SON, OTTAWA, ILL. AGENTS TO aVi t ENTIRELY WANTED I an - " -WW The most wonderfullv cnmulete rwltlchhw thfl Ahsnllltfllv lloMlil Hint nrnMfpill ever been published In any nation on the globe. earnliiK and money saving to every possessor. ' "tv'v; uuJ uuu w.tuai iiiuncv Val.'.iX.fflWi JIUUUIVUS Uj.UU IIUUUICU. ful engravings. Its extraordinary low price be - f ?."! V"?.n' ,?f..u."8 J",'1'" wMeAWo"- Ul 1(1. UWR unuD iimj u. BVHXl SUJUCtlUllg Ot real value to tho people, and sales are sura. lv" .ai'!"n "uu llrsl "ass oook, i ic.!?Plftl! PdAej;'"?- d?HM MULL & CQ.,VmnAUKi.vuiA. Va. febis-me Cream or all Boots of Adyenture Condensed ijrro One Volume. PIONEER HEROES DARING AND DEEDS. plorers and tronticr fighters with Indians, out laws and wild beasts, over our wliole country, from the earliest times to the present, laves xiio Liirmiiii; Huvnu rR. ni nil Ilia ham v and exploits ot UeSoto.LaSalle.b'tandlsh.Boone, Kenton. Urady, Crockett. Jlow le, Houston, CaS son, Custer; California Joe, Wild lllll, liuflalo ?ll, tit uu inn, iiunaio l chiefs, and scores of otheS; S .leniUdlr iTtaa! uiu, vicuciao jiiiica aiiuJ viryoK," great jn ...i trated with 230 fine engraving. Agents Wanted. ter Brewing Oo - U)iutu,UU UHUJ MJUIIIIS IS MU. lime M,B 1J ll.roi.tr r I for navments allowed Asnnia nimrt nt ,,n,i. rl e leasea or tu-ireaiev. - i.i riiA.iiT run to.. Box tissi.. VhiladeiDhia. ieui-em OF INTEREST TO FARMERS. Corn for Breeding Cows. Most authorities say, and truly, that grain, and especially corn meal, should not bo fed to cows with calf. It Is too fatten ing, and Increases Iho danger from milk fover or other diseases at farrowing time. But an old farmer tells us that he has ftl ways practised giving a few oars of com daily to cows for a weokor two beforo calv ing, ins cows always uo wen, urop lueir calves without difficulty, and ho regards this feed as one of the, causes of their easy parturition. The corn is not enough In amount, or continued long enough to fat ten, and Probably Its beneficial effect Is due to its Influence in keeping tho bowels open. Corn Is a laxative food, especially If fed In tho car, and where roots cannot bo had, It may In such cases bo substituted for them. The Caltnra of Artichokes. Artichokes are of two kinds; one Is the tender, succulent, globular head ot a plant which lias much of tho fjood qualities ol asparagus, and the Other Is tho tuberous root of a species of sunflower, and Is called Jerusalem or Urazllan artichoke. The former Is grown from seed planted In rich soli In hills three by two feet apart, and as It Is perennial, like asparagus, It yields a crop every year after tho first, when only a small quantity Is produced. A basket ol seed costs 10 cents. Tho other kind Is not really an artichoke, although t Is so called, It Is planted and cultivated as potatoes are, tho tubers being cut Into pieces, andiJthe plants should bo four feet apart each way, It Is exceedingly productive; 1600 bushels per aero aro a common yield; but as It loots very deeply all tho tubers cannot be gathered, and tho plants onco cultivated wlllvoccupy tho ground as troublesome, weeds for years afterward. The tubers aro sold at tho seed stores for $1.60 the peck. There Is no necessity for any fur ther directions, as the culture Is as simple as that of potatoes. A Eoprleve for the Condemod. H'retchcd men and women long con1 demncd to suffer tho tortures of dyspepsia aro filled with now hope after a few doses of Hnstetter'a Stomach Bitters. This bud ding hope bloosoms Into the fruition of certainty, If the Bitters Is persisted In. It Brings a reprieve to an uyspepucs wuu seek lta aid. Flatulence, heart-burn. sinking at thn nit of tho stomach between meals, the nervous tremors ana insomnia 01 wlilch chrome Indigestion is mo parent., disappear with their hateful progenitor. Most beneficent' of stomachlesl who can wonder that In so many Instances it awakens cratcful eloouence in those who, benefitted by It, speak voluntarily In Its be behalf. It requires a crnphlc pen to des cribe the torments of dvsncosla. but in many of the testimonials received by the proprietors of tho Bitters, theso are por trayed Wltli viviu irututuiness. v,onsupa Hon. biliousness, muscular debility, malari al fevers and rheumatism aro relieved by It. Balling Qeese and Ducks. Geese are not profitable unless one has a suitable place for keeping them. A strip of iow. moist land affording creen grass all summer and adjacent to a pond, or with a stua11 brook running through it, win just tJZSt freshets they need watching, else they maj take a rido aud go so far as never to come back- Many persons are quite fond of fat young geese, and when markatcd in that condition they usually bring a good price, but tough) oW gCeso are hard to sell at any price. They may commonly be picked twice a year, and the feathers will about PSJ 'Ot tlldr keeping. Ducks are more SGGSC US t ICy 111 tit U TO GUT CT. lay more eccs and sell better In market. - They are the greatest scavengers of the feathered tribe, and of all others have the best faculty of making tliclr own living. Kctther geese nor ducks should bo allowed on the grass -plot around the house. Pekin Rouen and Aylesbury ducks and Fmbden and Toulouse gceso are largo and favorite varieties. Analysis of Bolls. Some twenty-flye or thirty years ago few of the more prominent contributors to the agricultural press were urging the great Importance of an analysis of the soli of eyery farm, In order that the owner might determine for what kind of crops It was best adapted, also If it contained tco much of any one.substance. or too little of an other to insure the greatest fertility. The author of "Elements of. Agriculture," 1854, dcclardd: "The farmer cannot be too strongly advised to procure an analysis ot his soil, and for- obvious reasons." The obvious reasons," however, consisted mainly in paying a certain clique of self assumed chemists f5 to $10 for a half-way analysis of a few ounces of soil. Hundreds of farmers believed there was something in the new theoretical agriculture, and paid their hard-earned cash only to find out that tho analysis of a few ounces of soil taken from one place on their farm was of really no-practical use in determining the fertility or barrenness of that which had not been analyzed. If tho soil of tho en tire farm to the depth of one ot two feet could be thoroughly Inter-mingled aud then & ton or more of this analyzed, wo might raaK0 a ciose guess as to tlie amount of valuable constituent s an acre contain or was needed to make the soil fertile, or adapted to the growth' of certain kinds of plants. But as tho chemist only proposed to analyze a few ounces of soli, ills work would be of llttlo value t.o the practical fanner. Don't Experiment You cannot afford to waste time in rT,prl. urcitHiiB niicn your lungs lira in danger, Consumption nlwavs seems, nt first nnl cold. Do not permit any deater to imnose 1 nrtnn Villi Wltli Bnma nlinnn ImSlaliA.. Ar r- King"' Discovery or Consumption; I coughs and 'colds, but bo sure vou tret th i genuine, Because lio can make more pro- fit lie may tell you lie lias something hmt y. 1 good, or just the same. Don't be deceived but insist unoo eettlnc Dr. Kinir's New T)i. 1 .. ..Il l w . j . , . covYi which is guaranteed to give relief in mi iiiruai, iude onu cnesi auecuons. Trial bottles oftliis Wonderful DlsCDv,rv 'or Consumption freo at T. D. Thomas' drug btore. Farm and Oarden Motes. riant vitality lost -is" hard o recover. Use of the cutting-box eeonomixes fodder. Secure- good Implements for' Spring worit. A word, on plant culturej-id'on't over- water. Vr c Fowls should not be killed forseycral 1 1. ii ",lcr '"UB- ,i- . . . Never allow jour domestic animals to . "eany gooa butttr U sometimes soolled i uj me uit or inienor uiu Cheapest Place in the vnsv tfasnsa wiiai i OS CO 3 -IS Josepii F. Rex's, BAST WEISSPORT, Carbon County, Penna. UNDERTAKER ! 'unerals attended with promptness, and Shrouds, Kaskets or Coffins furnished at lowest prices. -ALSO, DEALER IN- FLOUR, FEED, &c, &.,( of tho choicest and best quality at T13PH Near Canal Bridge, Bast Wcissport, Pa. I aprl'My JNAOQUAINTED WITH THE OBOOHAPHy or TITE OOUIITIiy, WILL ODTAIi MUCH VALUABLE INFORMATION FROM A STUDY Or THIS MAP OT THE CHICAGO, ROCK BSLAND & PACIFIC R'Y. Its central position and cloao connection with Eastern linoa at Chicago and continuous lines at terminal points, West, Northwest, and South west, make it tho truo mid-link in that transcontinental chain of steel which unites the Atlantic and Pacific. Its main linos and brancbos include Chi cago, Joltot, Ottawa, LaSallo, Peoria, Qenoseo, Molina and Rock Island, in Illinois: Davenport, Muscatine, Wnshlnerton, Fairfield, Ottumwa, Oskaloosa, West Liberty, Iowa City, Dos Moines, Indlanola, Winterset, Atlantic, Knox- anolis town and Sioux Falls in Dakota, and many other prosperous towns and cities. It also otters a CHOICE ui iiuuTjia to mediate DAY CO mediate places, making- all transfers lAunisu, elegant DINING CAES, masrulficont PULLMAN PALACE RT.U.RPINO OARS, nnd (between CJriicarro. City) restful REOLINIKO CHAIE CABS, seats Fit. nret-ciu.33 ticiots. THE CHICAGO, ECAMSAS & NEBRASKA R'Y (GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE) Extends west and southwest from Kansas City and St. Joseph to Fair bury, Nelson, Horton, Topeka, Herington, Hutchinson, Wichita, Caldwell, and all points in Southern Nebraska Interior Kansas and beyond. Entire possongor equipment of tho celebrated Pullman manufacture. Solidly bal lasted track of heavy steel rail. Iron and stone bridrros. All safety appliances and modern improvements. Commodious, woll-built stations. Celerity, cer tainty, comfort and luxury assured. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE Is the favorite between Chicago, Rock Island, Atchison, Kansas City, and Minneapolis and Bt. Paul. The tourist route to all Northern Summer ItoBorts. Its Watertown Branch traverses the most produotlvo lands of tho groat "wheat and dairy bolt" of Northern Iowa, Southwestern Minnesota, and East Central Dakota.. Tho Short Lino via Seneca and Knnkakoo offers superior facilities to travel between Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Lafayette, and Council Bluffs, St. Joseph, Atchison, Leavenworth, Kansas City, Minneapolis, and St. Paul. For Tickets, Maps. Folders, or any doslrod information, apply to any Cou pon Ticket Offico In tno United States or Canada, or address E. ST. JOHN, General Manager. CHICAGO, BEST ENGLISH TWIST BARRELS, iyiiBMBsBsBslBBsjKr L-rr MiclTurIilHsKfislW J J , BEST SHOOTING GUN MADE. Btronj, rtmnla , wellbalancod. All hare Top Lev?!-, Tm flimroera. Itobaililii. l I. Fun LnJ, 1 lubber liutt l'lale. CIoso Hard Shooting Cuns matin koh ITHACA CUN CO., KSOPPOSITE L. BANK STREET, - - LEHIGHTON, PA Has just opened an entire new line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods. Sa teens, Prints, Ginghams, x euicy iiess jr cisterns oi me very uest qualities nt exceed ing low prices. Groceries, Provisions, Crockery ware, lassware, Wood and Willow ware of the best makes at low figures. Cloths Cassimers, Hats, Boots, Shoes and Eeady made Clothing in great variety and at prices within the reach of all purchasers prices fully as low as the same goods can be bought lor at any other general store in this vicinity. Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in great variety ana oi ocst quality at Koclc .bottom Trices. Best quality of Flour and Feed at prices lully as low as the same articles can be purchased elsewhere. A car load of coarse salt has just been received the price has been marked down to the verv lowest notch. All goods of the very best quality and are being sold at prices equally as low as the same goods can bought at any .general store in mis secnon. an ana oe convinced. llespectiully, July23-871y A.M0S REIGEL. M Tbo little flah bitea crery time and never lets jo Jvla how Liesche's Burglar-Proof Sash Lock AND AUTOMATIC WINDOW HOLDER. Cheapest, Sironacst and only Pr actlcal tfcat ontflje, (mil and Lr. WlSAKpt a Valley to Purchase OBB aiualMlV nsCss W SB IBS ishiihii SO KB ! J AT - rcusonablo prices. Remember, F. IBEX, wa; uanaiin, Leavenwortli and Bt. Paul, in Minnesota : water- ana irom tno i'acmc uobdi ana inter- in Union depots. Fast Ti-ains of flno Bt. uosepn Atchison and Kansas to holders of through E. A. HOLBROOK, Gon'l Ticket & Pass'r Agent II-.L. THE ITHACA GUM DAMASCUS STEEL BARRELS s at Long Range a Spoclalty. oracroAB. - - ITHACA, IM. Y. 9 & S. DEPOT,3r Marseilles, Seersuckers and Automatic Lock and HoMcr In tho Mcrftafc It is the only Sash Lock in tUo mirket that circa en tire eUUtactlon. It la nude of Malleable Iron, and caejv t ce broken. It ! ao located and constructed UUttfinc.aalbiefwatl.tci to control it treat tbo mil la i Abaollitfilv Capfrblp.rrORf . It la AntA. la s:tloo, both locVin; tbe Satb. tbo moment It ifcdaii.i, Htid holding the window at scy clcvitlcn do- L:aeOD&liu&:iltBt)ecta toccrda andnelchtA. at oae-Untn die coaL It la caally pnt on. nnd can itiitlinpleinAstion.andlias 110 Sl'lilHO 'ID WJulK uut. orcompucatea nocuanmrnto cetonioi ortct. It la finished n the isoet artlatlo manner and pactedwitbBciewa to match. It la attractlre and or Yifcrona! 1b deflsn. It la what vou bars ben Innktntr t-it oriera. EAmjJe coinpletelor oo window millw Lurecefptot IO cts. inaumpai Hinoftctarod ty J. R. CLANCY, Syracuse, IV. V Mention tUl papa. AS WE CLIP HUMOROSITIES. Never hold any ono by tlio button or the band In ordo r tobo beard out, for If people aro umwllllng to bear vou, you bad bettor bold your tongue than them. -The world Is unjust In Us judgment, so it Is In Its requitals. Speedily effaces the memory of the greatest services; and when tve can repeat them no nioro, wo aro ne glected and thrown aside. To look back to antiquity Is ono thing. to Ro back to a another. If wo look back to It, It should bo as tbosa who aro running race, a only to cress forward the faster and to leave tho beaten still further be Ine re you made miserable bv Indigestion. Constipation, Dizziness, Loss of Appetite, Yellow Skin? Sliiloh's Vitllizer is positive cure. Sold by Dr. Horn, Lehighton, nnu Whv Is a merrv fellow like n bail linii Because ho Is tho boy to kcop the game alive. Wliv nin flalinrmnrt nnrl linnl.n.d. Iltrn beggars? Because tho live by book and crook. Tho WflOltnntml vnilnrr laillna wlm ha. longed lo a banjo club aro alt n banjovlal sei oi niris. 0 Tbo nlann for a hnv tn nrtw U In i,il , 1 o - - but he must not Insist on growing too long In the morning. Cervantes has said "eyery ono Is the sod of his own works." This makes Arm strong a son of a gun. Bucklen'a Arnica Balve. Tho best salvo In tho world tor cuts, bruises, sore?,ulcors,salt rhucm,f ever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chllblands. corns. and all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pay required. It Is guaranteed to glvo perfect satisfaction, or money re funded. Prico 25c. per box, at Thomas'. As between the ciarette and the Igrade crossing It I. an open question which Is the moro fatal. Never jump at a conclusion. It's bad as jumping out of bed aud landing on the end of a tack. lie said bo wanted her to bo his help mate, and she replied that she could never bo moro than assister to him, Upon a modest gravestono In Vlncen nes cemetery appears the plaintive legend "His neighbor played tho cornet." The ordinary life of a locomotive thirty years. Terlups It would llyo much longer If It didn't smoke so much. "Hackmctack," a lasting and frugran. perfume, l'rice 20 and 60 cents. Sold by ur. iiorn, bcmglittin.anu Uicry.Weissiiort, . r. The world Is like a wheel Incessantly revolving on which humano things alter nately rise and fall. Tho art of exalting lowliness and giving greatness to llttlo things Is one of the noblest functions of genius. All our actions tako their hues from the complexion ot tho heart, as landscapes their variety from light. Let us help the fallen still, though they never pay us, and let us lend, without ex pectlncftlie usury of gratitude. Ono of tho original tendencies of the human mind, fundamental and universal, Is the love of other people's private affairs. Catarrh cured, health and sweet breath secured, by BUiloh's Catarrh Kemedy. l'rice 50 cents. Nasal Injector free. Sold by Dr, Horn, Lehighton, and Diery, Weissport. Tho cersou who holds spite must be lieve In a queer 'God. A dandy Is a clothes-wearing man. As others dress to live, he lives to dress. The acquislon of knowledge Is ono of the most honorable occupations of youth. A higher morality, like a highor Intellf gence, must be reached by a slow growth. Mildness of address and manner Is by no means an unimportant seasoning to friendship Let no man presume to give advice to others, that has not first given good counsel to himself. Tho most remarkable cures of scrofula on record haye been accomplished by ilood'a Sibaaparllla. Try it. Sold by all druggists. Beware of pets that devour us. Ncycr resent publicly a lack of court esy. Kcyer be In a hurry, but always bo in haste. Never rejoice but when thou hast done well. Neyer bo contented with a bubble that will burst. Jftsycr be" tempted to disbelieve the ex Istcnce of God. Nevor Impertinently behave to your father ormother. No man ever yet failed till he lost con fldenco In himself. Neyer tako tho harsher way when lovo will do tho deed. I haye had catarrh for twenty vears, nnd uieuuii kiiius oi rcmeuics wiinoui relict. Air. Smith, druggist, of Little Falls, recom mended Lly's Cream Balm. The clU'ct ol the iirtt rpjmcalion was magical, it allayep the inflamation and the next moraine my head was as clear as a ball Unsjiotlk has dor.e me bo much good that I am convinced its use will cll'ect u permanent cure. It is Bootlung, pleasant and easy to apply, and 1 strongly urge its use by nil sufTercrs. Geo. lerry, Little Falls, ti. Y. When your friend laughs, It Is for him to tell you tbecauso of his merriment;when your friend cries, it Is for you to ascertain tho reason of his grief. Old age neyer appears with greater dignity than when, tempered with mildness and enlivened with good humar, It acts as the guido and the patroti youth. A qood man is the best srlend, and therefore soonest to be chosen, longest to be retained, and Indeed never to bo parted with, unless ho ceases to be that for which he was chosen. . Croup, Whooping Cough and Bronchitis luiuiuuiuieiy reiieveu uy oiiuoirs Uure hold by Ur. Horn, Lehighton, and Biery Wcissport. Yi ealih is not acquired by fortunate speculations aud splendlp enterprises, but by the dally practice of Industry, frugality and economy. Promise not twice to any man tho ser vice you may bo able to render him and be not loquacious if you wish to le esteemed for your klndcss. I That hacking cough can bo so quickly cured by Sliiloh's Cure. We guarantee it. eout uy ur. uorn, .ueiiigiiion, and Biery, Weissport. Tho man to whom Tlrtuo is but the ornament of character, something over and aboye, not essentliljto it, Is not yet a man. 'Affliction Is the wholet-o'iie soli of Virtue, whera patlenco, honor, sweet hu manity and calm fortitude take root and strongly flourish, "I'd like to cuff you, you young ras cal!" exclaimed an irate man, who had been a target for the lad's snowball. " Yer would, eh I Well, collar me fust and cuff me afterward, eld man." Why are oytters eccentric beings? Because they get out of their beds to be ! READ THE Carto Advocate ! ! ! . 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WE MANUFACTURE HEARSES, CARRIAGES, PHAETONS AND BUGGIES. Prices nud Cittaloa eout on application, SPECiAL Indi:ccmr:it3 fo largo Buyers. SAVERS " QOOV1LL, ;r-n omio. The Cheapest and The Best FAMILY NEWSPAPER Printed in Carii coimly 18 TI1E ' DVOCATE PUBLISHED AT LEHIGHTON, PENNA., Every Saturday, and delircred by mall to all parts of the Country at tbo SMALL SUM OF $1.00 a Year. oh Ho CONTAINS EACn WEEK Broadbrim's N. Y. Letters. Interesting Correspondence from WasMgon anft PMiaiettia. All the latest and most important Local and General News, both foreign and Domestic. Take It and Read It ! ONLY $1.00 A Year SAY IfCilPI EO I.EIly Ji Dr. Beth Arnold. Mad. Corn., Woon,et. 11. 1. yARBONJI ADDRESS THE I'UBUSHKK. H. V.' MorthTm'ef, Jr., LEmonTON. PA. V. SCHWARTZ, UNDERTAKER ! ! AND DKAI.Klt IN FURNITURE, PARLOR SU1TKS, 13B11 ROOM SUITES, ic, which he li selllnix at lowest prices. Garpetiiigs of Eyery Bcscriftions! Ingrain to Finest Bfuassl nt prices lower than the lowest. 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Sly sufferings were beyond-descrlp-tlon. In despair I experimented on myself by compounding roots and herbs and Inhaling the medicine thus obtained. I fortunately discovered this WoNUKitFUi, Ouiie Fou Asthma and OA TAitnit, warranted to relieve the most stubborn caso of Asthma in Five Minuteh, so that the patient ran lie down to rest and sleep comfort ably. Please read the following condensed ex tracts from unsolicited testimonials, alt ot re cent date: Oliver V, It. HolmeSf San Jose, Cftl., writes "I And tho remedy all and even more than rep resented. I receive Instantaneous relief,;' E. M. Carson, A. JL. Warren, Kan., wrltes "Was treated by eminent physicians of this coun . tryandticrmauy: tried the climate of different states nothing afforded relief like vour prepara tion." L. H. rhelps. P. JL, Orlggs.Ohlo, writes i "Suf ered Wltli-Asthma 40 years. Your medicine Jn minutes does more ior me than the most emi nent physician did for ino li three years."- . ' II. 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AddrvuCantralUedlcal andBuriicil d U,1iii-,PtmntlT5n f" klll1" of aorslaal and medical c.e. Weakening dleeisea and pri vate tronblaa In mala and female our apeetaltr. Da fare to write a. baton UUna treatmrnTOMwheri OonaultaUoa free and UivltedT $1 13 WVI&EKS, Tbe POLICE GAZETTE will be mailed, ecu rely wrapped, to any addrasi la the. Unl: ed States" for three months on, recebt of On Dollar. f. . .. Liberal discount . allowed to. .poetrnnlflra, agents and clubs ' Sample copies mailed freo. Address all orders to ' RICHARD K. FOX, May 30,188t-ly Frajhclih fiqciaa, Y. PATENTS!! FRAKKLIB H. HOUGH Solicitor of -American. & Eoreian: Patents 025 F st., near U. S. Patent Office, WASIIINQTON, D. C, All blislness befdre Uhltoil States Tatfjit'fiftlee attended to for moderate fees. Patents procured in tno united mates and an foreign Countries. trait Mark) and Lubell realstered. Iteleeted applications revived mid prosecuted. 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