ILSSIS?' AS tCeniOdy CV the itgO! Hlti ARKS' I you MENTHOL Affouia quick rollof of Neuralgia, Hosdaob'j, Hay Fever, Catarrh, Asthma, as rr c3;;iiso:d use Erricia a ess:. t3fBa' InfnctJnn fi.RMi)tpi. or nienoy refunded. Six. iiyourdmccUiiwjnotthB lohnWin stock, wnd fi3i . in nl, postane paid. And If. at tliotui'.ration oifltw dajr from Its receipt you are not ectldnj itli lis efTo, on may return it, nntl If receiToUinguwlcondtt.u. ftmr money will Im refunded. Circular end ttsttmunials mailed fro oir application H. D. CUSHRAAN, TJiroo.IUVoro. lVZlcli. lie!1. 25, lSSMins. CHAIR SEATS IN nil tlnfts . rtirnif r a nf fl f WHIM I fcU MM fcVtKY rrvin-Y To tloplace Broken Cane. & RE-SEAT YOUR HHA1RS. ti An) boil f can apply (3 ti:i::i. Xo Xcchanio needed. sold nv Fornitare & Hardware TRADES. la bujrlug new Clmlrs, atk tor those with. Hakwood's Hod Leather Finish Scats. t- 1 . - " " " ' DeccmocrJj, 13). 3.u PATENT UMFREEZABLE Iffi I w u 1 BLUE Manufactured on Earth. Absolutely Unfrfezablo. II I: Ito strongest Liquid Ikt. Wo cu.irnntoo one bottle vlll io twoiirllinitilfinrs oflfflraifti jr other llottlo Uluo. Tin; t.rsT nt Le.uK Malrr ci.l'lM uith drr I'lno. Lutls clen t hctilly nnnufne tnred,t.ottij.titt impotctleiuiiiiot ir Rirsi. vi UGtllPB. In iirilpT-tonrovo the above cntd iuit.., buy the uuDlis. test them younti If, and be convinced. Hundreds of 1 houiards of Bottles Sold nnd not One Complaint. GUARANTEE CHEMICAL CO, iMiultcd.) 2120 & 2tS0 Iintc Street, PHILAIllXPIIIA, PA. itceiu,,.,i .'i, 1".'. tin.. Tills ;inprr In In pt on Mont tlieoClreof DVERTISINq TIMES BUILDING PHILAUCLPHIA. PSTIWMC5 Per T-WSPJITIt JDTmTIino COCf L0liVmit:5 nt LowoatCar.h Ratoo flitt weaver s son's mmhi- SMITH BROS. EXTRA DOUBLE FLAVORING n tea i 5 Always uniform j recommended for I PUEITY, STRENGTH audPLAYOU. SPilSTH BROS. Stronger Family Ammonia, For General Cleaning Purposes. SM8TH BROS. Extract of Jamaica Ginger. Ask jour Grocer for Smith llron. Extracts, and take no other. SMITH BROS., Wgm iJcCCtllUOi .., lb?0 , till PATENTS! FRANKLIN H. HOUGH, Solicitor of AfflGrra&Foreip Palcn1 025 F t, near I'.S. Patcut Ofiicc, WASHINGTON, D. C. J.V business before United States Patent 0111 HUdiueii tutor mndcrulclcrs. Patents prncuri In the United Slates ami all Purclsnfouiilrie trade Marki and Labtlt iet;litci'cd. lieltrtr appiii-iiiions reviM-u niiiipriiseoiitcd. liilnnna- im i nun iiiiic c us uioiuainiii falonis cinv fully luinMied Vilthmil rharte. Send hkrtrli llodcl fur 1'ltKK upluhin irt to Pateutabilitv. Agency in tlui U. S. possesses super! lumiius ior oiiiauun ratems ur ascvitainlns the l'atenlabll. ity of Invcntluns. Copies of intents furiiMiod for S tir C'orrespmidcurt) ku'.lcltcd. . each. Ivor. 13 "WEEKS The rOLICK GAZKTTK will he iiIIh1 trurely wrnf.fx-,1. In any uiblriM in the Un ad States lor three months un receipt of One Dollar. Liberal di.i'ouut allowed tu iKxtuniU genii and clubs Sample copies mailed free AdureM all order to RICHAKD K. FOX, Mar S0,I885-ly FKtsitl.m Sqcark, K, ENHALER. i mum HSIt 1CW CHO'JEH FOR UVw M CLIP HUMOSIWK A S - Mamina (to Noel, who Is Inclined to lo talkative) "Hush, Nodi Haven't 1 toM often that little Ikj should bo seen not heard?'' Noel "Vcs, mamma, but you you don't look at me." ' j Soma men ate born gieatr but they1 iiiit'grmv lU tilcuteiiant Henn cackli'stes to r)rlni the (i.il.iteajjaek next year ami enter for nil the races. "The seold waves arc very trying," said a man to Ills wife this morning when the rnlded him for not building the fire. A banyy thought Is one that has cs- capeJ from a iivianchoiy man and Is ctr- tain that It will not be obliged to go hack. -"IIM 'n"Ui. u ....... ....j 1 ...... 1.- 1 t. ll I... llf,,. dollars for fast tlrlvlntj than be told that his horse couldn't trot fast enough to break the . statute. A Denial Restorative. Tlnstottpr'ft Rt.ini.ieli Hitters aru einnlmtlcally a Keiil.il resloratlve. 'the chanKcs whleli IhW I great holanlc remeclv pioduces In the illsoidcicil iit.r'ii!l7.i!lnn n ri' iilwnvq nnrrpaliH'. thotlCll RlirelV prom csslve, never ahinpt and folcnt. On this artount It Is ndmlrahlv adapted to persons of itcucaie eonsiumion aim eaK nerrcs. in wmim the powerful mineral drugs aru pnsltltcly In 1itrtmt. 'Phut It InllliitCAthfme nrnrcsscs which , result hi the re-estalillhnietit nf healthful vlijur m consulcimusly shown In case nere it is i.ikcii to overcome that trulirul causes ol riehlllty. Indi- .1.... I. .. tl I. 1illl...t.tnjL Mill, IM1I'-I, il-, II HSU., II, -, . II II UHlli i- and eoiitlpatloii. Thorough dlKCstlnu, regular 'eniciullonandiihutuliiit secretion, tire results whlcli proinptlvund hirnrhhlv attend ItssysteiiK utle us. It Is, besides, the best nroteetlve I against iiinlai ta, and a rlrt rate diuretic. At the examination for the baccalaure- aic degree, the. professor of physics asks tho candidate, "What is the best Insulator known?" "Poverty," was the reply. iMitgnter ".Mamma, i m craiy aooiu . , ...1 tills palmistry v Jlollier "Tlio pa mys- spends his evenings." "You can always tell a man who has once been a clerk In a hotel," says an ex- that you can't tell him much. He thinks e knows It all. Ooirht to be Known by All I The wonderfully aulek and certain re lief afforded by Fontaine's Cure in cases of cold, couali. croun. bronchitis and as thma. It will cure a cold in 12 minutes! lhi! first close v, 111 slve relief. It will cure croun In as many minutes. A cliilil s life may be saved by Its timely use. It Is n radl- 1 cure for AMhmi. it should always nr the house, ready for an emercency. t.an von. or anv nerson atford to take a risk. lien you can absolutely emaru nzainsi nv Wliooniiis-eouili. consumption nnd nion chilis will yield to this medicine when others have failed. Sold at Dr. C. T. Horn's drug stoic AVe notice In a newspaper some verses headed "The Seven Ages of Woman." fter n woman is thirty she abolishes tlio other six. "Say, mister, don't you want a hoy?1 Aie you out of work?" "Yes." "Wh.V lid you do during the summer?'' "I stuck flies onlo fly-paper In druggists' winders, but fly-time'!) oyer now." "They eat horses In France," ahservt-d .Inglns; Isn't it horrible?" "I think you uclit to be the last to say so," rejoined Snooper. "How Is that?" "Von have. beer. known to consume a great many 'ponies' ourself. Typhoid, Scarlet and Yellow Fevers, Keasles. Diphtheria. Small-pox, Cholera, etc. DaihvH Prophylactic Fluid will tlcrtrnv he infection of all fevers and all contusion) loaves. Will keen tlieatinispiierij of anv sick-room pure and wholesome, niUnrhiny iiiul itcstrovniK unhealthy cltliivia nml con taiiion. Will neutralize anv hud unci whatever, not by disuui-ina it, lint hv do rivinirit. IWDarhvs Pronhvlactic Flui' ui every tuck-room. o.- "Wliat Is the wor.ie thing aboul iclies?" asked the Sunday school superln- endent. And the new boy said, "Xot having any," A lady correspondent, who assumes to know how boys ought to be trained, write as follows: "O. mothers, hunt out the soft lender, genial side of your boy's nature.'' Mothers often do with a shoe. l no new teacher at Hitter Ureek, smart yonng fellow from Boston, who lliought he knew all creation, was downed at the first spelling school In his new dis trict on the first, word. Old 'Squire Pollock gave out "ptissley" and the new teacher spelled It "purslane." "Set down," said the 'squlro, ard how everybody did yell, The bent nieilical writers claim that the successful remedy for nasal catarrh must If uon-irritatinf;, easy of apylication, and one that Will, liv itt own action, rearh all the reunite sores and ulcerated surfaces. Tlir history of the efforts to treat catarrh diirinc the past few years obliges us lo admit thai only one remedy has completely met thcsi conditions and that is r.lv's vreani Halm This safe and pleasant remedy has mastered catarrh as nothing else has ever done, and both physicians and patients freely concede this lact 1 he more distressing Hvmptonn -jtucklyyieltl to it. A stovo down In a stave-up passonger car Is a deadly enemy. It is the spur of tho moment tha' makes time fly. It is often wondered why the dear girl can not have moustaches on their faces. They can whenever they wish; that Is when they make up their minds to take a man with it. A loafer may bo said to fight a duel Willi time; for whenever he kills an hour lie requires sixty seconds. Glad tidings Itelief and cure of throat and lung disease. Fontaine s Cure Is guar anteed to cure a cold in 12 hours. Sold hv ; (J. T. Horn, Druggist. It seems that tlio Irish bull flourishes even in the tropical clime of India. A well known Irish peer holding high oflb lately turned up the corner of a begging letter, nnd wrote on it for the Instruction of his private secretary, "lieply that their is no nnwe Abbott, Hardin Co., Iowa. Mnrcd 20. 1SSG. Your "(.'oiiuh Killer" in tho best remedy for coughs unit colds I ever wild. It gives sails fuel ion every time, lours trulv. II. II .Stcrreinlierg. pur Cosliveness, Iiliouness. Ileadaeli and ulljeveri-h habits use Dr. Scth Arnold' lIlOIH I'lllS, .)C 'Is I his a trunk line?" aked the Sum mer girl at the railway station. "No," i-epllcd the ticket agent, "It Is n branch "Oh, I'm so sorry; for I wanted to tak f .in trunks along Willi htu!" Wu do all kinds of plain and fancy jol wotk letter heads, note heads, receipts, Ac, put up in tablet style If desired. l..tdiis! Those dull tire.l looks and fee! p. speak voliiii is! Dr. Kilmer'! Female Ecuiuily tiiritita all coii'litioiiii, restores igur and vitality and brings buck youthful 'mini nml liiaiitv. I ri.e $1.00.-0 bottles 5.00. Jumping ft tho conclusion A dog try ing to catch Ills own tall. Tlio lirsl tiling a shoemaker uses in bottoming a shoe is the lust. The great American tjessert pic. An editor makes an income when he makes his ink hum. Some Urces aro properly called little laughter nieces. Tlie cash mllknnn m.ty not want to lialk It down for his cmli.niers, but be'e. nt raiuilM-s wiim - i pru-tn c ivunoniv ui's lliem to down bis chalk. iVZl'inyt'SyZ 'AlimlVeimimw -Th y aro happy whoie natures tort ' ."'r-"'. !r ,W.e 1 w,th their vo atlonv l)t"r-Til M 1 i C M. i.on, O, oetjn ti'fii NE'OF fTht Now QuinlnoJ Ho BaflEflccl. No EeaSacne. No Kara. KoBiiipsEars Cures QnicMy. PlSaSailt. FlirCi a vowERWL lomc. that the most delicate stomach will hear. nno.Ttirn vni ir A r .f 7 r j ' -"--'''. Jil i UMtAJLlbJu, XERVOUS l'EOSTEATIOX. And all Ccrm Diseases, Kmtrm.nNKAKKINIi HAM IIKKX l'OUNl) TO 1115 ALMOST A SPECIFIC. Superior to quinine. . . nellovun ilosiiltai. r. v., uimcrsaiiy success- mi." ) 'Iters' patient trc.it-. M. Francis Itnspll.il Jf.V. 'cit with Kusktnc has ) uccii eiircu. w. .1tn.. f. tlnll. fTlmtilnln A llinnv Pfnltpn. tlary. untes that Kniklne has ciiie.t his nlfc, at- tcr in 'nty years siirfcrine from Miliaria and ncr- vnu4 tltKiH'.riMln. rue nun inr parnciuars. MU.iosepus iiuspiiai, . i .1 "in use nruu ,iitii't'ri liir1rntiM:ihl(,. It arts nfirfnetlv. ' IVnr. W. V. Itnlcnnibe. M. I1..M Pjltt 'Jf.tll Ht.. . y..0ato Prof, irt". V. Med. College), writes: ., Iffi hIIi,. I. aiinnplnf rdilnlnA In tt n.f! Iln oer.aii(l never iirodm-ps the slightest lnluiy lVSiKK?f,r,,aiS.,S?rriin f h.t KMi.a has cured theni after all other medicines failed. Kasklnc can he laken wlt'hnut any special medical advice. l.oa per liolllc. Hold ny i.i. THOMAS., LehiRi.ton, Pa., or scut by mail on reccipi oi price. . ,,,,c4.)y MWarrcnSt.. New York in , n.nn i, , ,, OATA RRH ELY'S RsPS?T?7vi& CREAM BALM ff$fCi?FSl. nCA-W m Cleanses th c Head. AllnusX 1 71 fl aviation yuivrrtrrjiW uj St CFVFDlflIt ilealS O 0 VeS. j li'sno-cs trie Senses, Taste Smell, Hear frig. A qvich U.5A. Jl T6?Eiif5 Uivo Cure. V particle applied iutocacli nostril and Is agree able. Pi Ice Mi cents at dniKplsts; by mall.UTis- tert'd, 60 cents, circulars irec. i.i.i uiiw.-i., Druggists, uwego, .. i. irOK lnfoi niallon ti'iout The South address t .HI11X PAT1S10K. lUlelah. x.c. frcsli and active modi- dual ncntj for tho euro of pain, nnd dUcoao. rrenared from tlio comnlcto Tirtucs of fresh Hops, Burguiuiy Pitch and Qnms. Thoercatcst Btrensthcnlne piaster over Invented. Apply one to Backache. Crick, Rheumatism, Kidney rjins, Btitohes, Sciatica, Soro Chest, or pain In nnypirt.locaiordeep-seatcd. Curea Instantly, Boothna and mtrenrrthena tho tired muaoies. All 3 ready to apply- Sold fcy dm and country Proprietors, HOP TIiASTEIt CO., Boston, Mass. Bank St., Lchlgliton, Pa.. Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring Hrngon, &c., ' If every description, In the mott substantia manner, and at I.oweit Cash Prices Repairing' Promptly Attended te. TREXLEK & KREIDLER, April 29, 1833 ji Proprietor. PUMPS ! Red Jacket Force Pump ; any Depth of well. MiirIc C) Under, J: IJOiiuio - - - - - ; Jio Packlug-uo pump. Guckeye Force Pump up Seventy-rive Feet. Mimic Cjllnder, - - - - J unuuio - - Uumsey Force Pump, $13.50, Depth up to sceiitv-flic feet, Rumsey Iron Lift Pump, ip to llfty feet, Ss.oo. iron Cistern Pump from j iiim.uus. aim WOODEN PUMPS AND CHAIN PUMPS. FIVE per cent, olf fur Cash. JOHN II. 11. ACICKII, Agent, Vmi.i. Mini; Kit and Cistkun lirn.nr.it. Hank tay, Lchlgliton, opposite tho old Prlntln? Office. n,w ,'l iC. v, ....... U, w, J . EDICAL OFFICES. 200 N. Second St., FMlada., Formerly Drs.J.n.&J.B.HOBENSAOK. Kulalil Iklieil t U 3f ars For the cure of a U Special Uiacakcs, Including lesulti of Ynutliful Im iritilt nrr, Varicocele, lite- Callorwrlteandbo cured by a Graduate; of Jefferson College, wiih Hospital experience. Nuur H to U to V, CDUl B-t:iJli pS'j'li flSvt VEGETABLE LrillUt TAN. l'UIXlvI.KS, I'IMI'MIS. 11I.OTCIIKS. Itl.ACtC lli:.)S, rtc, leavh g thu skin soft, clear nml beautiful. Touch Ith this eompnund thn soft Illy cheek, And tho bright glow will best its virtues 6pak. Also Instructions for producing a luxuriant rmwthof hair on a liald head or smooth face. Address A. 1). fiTKMrcL, 00 Aim Bt., Now Yorlc WORKING CLASSES ,i.ticd to tiil'lilsli it classes Willi eiuplovinent nt ionic, the nhole ol the time, or lor their spare iioiueuls. Ilusluess netv. llglit nnd prol'.tahle. I'lrsiiustif either se easily t.an Imniio cents in '."i.i -r ctcnluir, nml a pi o, Kirlton.il sum h de . nihil' all their lime lo tno huslne-s. Huts and lils earn iu in I v a imitli as men. that all who .ee tins may s.-uu ineir ituuiess nun ic.t tue jii-Iiics', wc make this otfer. Tosuth asareuut tell salislltd wo will wend ouedolhir lup.ijfnr l.e liiMililn nf u ill In;'. Full partlciihirsaud out il free. Addless (il.oitUK .iri.vsn & Co.. Port li, Maine. diclf-n. lohe made. Cut II. U out nnd rr lui ii t.i us, ami wt villi scud jut fn i sunulhllu; of ell-ul value urd mi- liortnute In )ou, thill will slnit eulu lu slitis whlcli will Inlng jini In iiim e inoiityiiahtiiv.il than uiivthlngehe III thlswoild. Alijiiiieii.u iln tho work nini live lit liulue. i.ltlitr n xi all net. .'Miniethlng new tluit il'st tolns lumict P rii'l ..tirkein. We will slur I )tni; capllid nut liritle.l. This is .me of the genuine, tuifuulant ehunces nf : i llfelliiie. 'lhn-.e who nre niiililtluus nnd enter iiis'ng will lii.l dcl.iv (iniud mil lit flic. Ail-' lirss llifK A It)., AtiKUsia, .Mimic. ikcls-ly $100 A WEEK. Indict' or peiillcincn desiring plcsn.mt prnflt able niipluiiiriit write ut once. Wc want sou in letr.itlt un nrllcle nf denu-atie line Hint reeinn MYW'i 1 X . iYOU CAN'T BEAT THE J 31 UeaAiio"-DSB3C3scd of frcali and active modi- K Central Carriage Works, INTEREST TO FARMERS. immm One amonc the many qmtnent church ilii:-1 nilurics who liavce,ivcnllielriibiiccnilorse-1 mniit tri tlio rmnli.rfn1 .hVni' nf.Sl. .Inenlwi 0il inoifcof rlicurnntisw and other painful mulleins, ja me ikigm jiuvcruuu nisiioii uu, inniir, vicvciitiui, v.iiiu. Coal or Wood for Fuel. In actual heating power It Is dllllcult to obtain exact lleurss of comparison between coal and wood, because the quantity of mlsture. may vary to the extent of twenty- live or thirty per cent. This would reduce the value of tho wood to about the same extent. Tim most caretui experiments show that a ton of anthracite is equal to about one cord and ono-half of mixed hard wosds, chiefly oak. This supposes tho wood to bo well seasoned. A ton of an thr.icltc, in sonic cases, may bo fully equal "Zmi hemlock, while pine, tc. In setts,' a number of experiments to two cords such as Massachusetts made a tew Years nCC jhowed that. a Ion of bnl coal was oqj.al to one cord,, and sxth - tcnth of hemlock, One ton of some of the poor "western,. coals is not equal to a cord of bard wood. Taking all the estimates together, a ton of hard or anthracite coal is about the same in heating power as ton of the best bituminous coal. A ton of 2,000 pounds of cither kind may be taken as equal to nbout one cord and one-half of what may be called good, dry, merchantable hard wood. When wood, cut and spilt, sells for $4.00 per cord. It is equal In price to coal at !() l'er lo" lllu' oeu mo jinn: ui numi im four-foot lengths, Is two-thirds that of coal. then tlio coal is much cheaper, because the sawing and splitting must bo added. Kconomy of handling, must, In a great many cases, be taken into account. A coal lire in a magazine stovo will burn all da In ordinary weather without attention. An ordinary (ire needs nttenlion, peihaps, twice a day. For an equal amount of heat. two or three times as grc; S.mu!BT2 wood is required if coal following Is n safe rule by which to ascet tain when to buy coi.l: Add one-half to tho cost ot tho wood, and, If the amount equals the price of coal per ton, coal is the cheapest, besides being more leadlly liandl ed. The wood should be measured in the stick, and not after it is cut and split. A Gift for All. In order to give all a chance to tot it, am lints be convinced ol its wonuerlul i iirativi Ihiwvii-. Dr. himrK New Discovery lor ' on- -iiiiuitioii. Uoiiehx ami Uohls, will lie, 1 r u limilcd time, given iiwny. This tiller is ml only lilicrul, but miom.h uniKir.ndul lailli n Hie merits, ol tins great remedy. All win -uflur mini toughs, 1UK Coiisiinipt.un, Asthma. Pouchitis' or any nll'eUiui tu I'liroat. Cliett. or I.tnies, are cMieiinlly re liiestcd lo cull at T. IX Thomas' Dm wire, turn get a trial isottio nee, ijurce ilottlcsl. Five Good l!eci cs- - r M, I ,. . ISaked Indian l'udding.l fioil twoepps, of corn meal in a qunit'tit water till lt!is almost like hasty piiddltig. Add one table" flpoonfnl of 'juttcr, two etips uf'su3ar,thre-c eggs, and spice according to taste. IJakt- one hour in a slo.v oven. Steamed Indian I'udding: One aud-hall cup of sour milk, two eggs well beaten one scant to.ispoonful of soda dissolved In a little .vatm water; stir In meal 'mull the the inixlme is a little thicker than for grid dle cakes, then add fruit of any kind de sired, and steam (or boll) one hour. Use sweetened cream for sauce. Fruit Cako that will Last a Year. Wash and drain well ono pound of currents; chop coarsely one pound of raisins; chop or lice one-half pound of citron. Heat live eggs and two cups of brown sugar together. then add to tlieiu our cup of molasses; ono half clip of sour n.ilk, ono teaspooufui of spices to taste. Stir into tills mixture sir cups of Hour, reserving one-half enp to ml; nith Hie raisins, lo prevent their settling tc the bottom. Add fruits last. To Ilako Chicken.- Dismember the joints In the same manner as for stewing. lay tho pieces In a shallow dish, and pom over the meal sweet cream in proportion ol one-half cup to each chicken ; season to. taste. Ilastu oceassonally with Ihc llquoi formed by the cream nnd the jolce of the meat, and as fast as the pieces get browned turn them. Hreakfast Filtlcrs. Quo cup of cold boiled rice, one pint of flour, one teaspoon- fill of salt, two eggs, beaten lightly, two teaspoonfuls of baking powder stirred into the Hour, and enough milk tu make thick batter. Fry like griddle cakes. The only cough mixture before the nconle that contains no ophites or narcotics is lied tur Cough Cure. Price, twentv-livt cools. Plymouth Hock Chickens. For market the Plymouth Uocks are gen eral favorites. A cross of tlio I'lyuioulh Hock on Asiatic, or large, coarse, common hens, makes a superior chick for market. We have had pure-bred Plymouth Iiock chicks to weigh two pounds when nine weeks old, but they were, forced ns much as possible and kept in the best condition. A difference in the weight of a number of chirks, amounting to half a oound In ten weeks, with prices at forty cents a pound, is quite an item, and it is very important, theiefore, to use a breed that is not only hardy, but one which glows rapidly. The 1'Iymouth Docks answer well for this pur pose. Their plum) bodies, bright, clean yellow legs and attractive appearance cause them to sell rapidly and bring good prices. Wu may mention that it has a strong rival in the Wyaddotte, but the latter does not always breed strictly true.and tiriyniouth Itocks have been tried in all climates and under many different conditions. As lay ers the hens are far above, the average and make excellent sitters and mothers. Remember Thli. You cau have sale bills printed at this office while you wait. Our circulation is rapidly increasing everybody reads the Advocatp, Advertise, your sales in the Caiuio.v , AllVORATU. j Farmers will well to have their sale bills , print o.l at Hits office. A position In our "I'ubllo Sale lieglsler" Is worth consider able. does Vp in Smoke, hast year lax was paid upon 3,510,893, 488 cigars. The average smoker If content with a clg.ir worth !!0 per thousand, oi one that rUlls at live cents. On that basis 'here annually goes up In smoke 180,000,. 000, or 15,000,000 every mouth, or $f00,- 000 every day. In addition, boys waste on c,Sroes ',00.000, n-I tin -e who prefer a pipe a f'litfn r sum of - 0 00. Sale Bills Printed at thi I have "mrtde away" with my prepared with one ol a dies', Gent's and Pa am w NTF Ess tffl U3 Bd U W H fcl U a the eeBfs9 Fae Bsoes $2.00 Up! Ladies American & French Kid $2, to $4. Ladies' and Children's Spring Heel Shoos, All Sizes .... . Ladies' Kid-Button Styles Hats and Caps, -'v ljU"Jjal X ItlOLiO. At The " COHiSTTiJE, STORE." 66 COHjSTDBR DC "LEWIS RANK; STREET, LEH1GIITON. PA. i. laMiisrn EMI ForSalebyA, Tlxe Carbon Advocate Ganntiy Newspapers. Only ".VMS IS UKACffi.'ASXTts'S V cv c.At.u;ji;ia . ..v. - -r! - -.rrn , 'vf-J-g 3? "I ' ismm u i Jo i Bp; AGO, ROOX E3LA?0'O & PAGJFBO R'V Bv ronson of Itrt ceatrei noaltio mid o-jttiTiuj-ii llii'-j at ti.-'iii-ial 1 .....r. 11-.-1I..I. t -. t.n. 'X'l.e Us-i lsla'..l .t.l v K m znd bratwhes Licltitlo ClUcnrOjJellct, Ottayra, Zia Cnlls, r.-j'ta, Cki:.), UclLja rcid Kor1; Island, In IlUnr.lj; Ilr.vcnpcrt, .ulusca--tln?, "VVV-nin'tt. 1, Vnlrtiold, Oittuim-o, Oolrc.tcosa.Woet Liberty. Iowa City, Das Moiaci, tiiai.liiila, .ri.iiEi-sr,t. Atlantic. K-ioJtvillo, Aet'ttbon, Harlan, Guthrie Oatitra end Csai- i BIu.:. in Iow, Ch'llt.tin, Trent aa, lit. Joseph, Cnmeroa nnd ICansai City, in bUnnrl; Leaveawex'th anil Atclilaon, in Kaiisnc; Albert Tea, Mitmea-j!ill3 ov.i St. i'.v.l, fci Klnaon&ta; Vcttrtowu in Daiota, and livuidreda of intcidedla'e ci.ios, tu-.mri and villaoc3. TE5S RQCES DSLARED ROUTE Ouaranteea Gpiorl, Comfort and Gaf-ty to thoio who travel over it. Ita roadbed ia thoroughly t.'.ilaTta l. It3 tracu ia of heavy etceL, Its bridtrsa aro olid ctructuros oi" i-t-aa and Uon. Ifi r-Jlliaf; etoclc is perfoct as human slull can niato it. It ha.1 a'.l Ud Eai'otv aispliaiic'3 that mechaiiicrd rrelua has inventod and csporioaeo iirov.d valtii'ole. Its practical operation i3 ccnscrratlvo and rncthed-Ical-lU dkcicll is r.trlo'. and oxactifr. ' ho luxury of its p asseuccr accoramoda- Uoa3 is ran j;Moc'. i-i tno Weit-unsuipasped in tho world. ,, ALL ICXVj-telSJ THA1N3 between Cbicairo wid tho IjBopwlIllvnr ronadrt of C3tfovt.tbl3 DA COAOIICD, ninynirtocnt ULLIdAlf PALACE 1'A.LOB and 3i.Ui.Pltia OATtS, oloront. La.ll.'Q OAItB providinr; excellent meuls, and -botv.-3:i Chicaco, Ct. Joseph, Atchison and liansas City-rcstful ItECLIMIWQ CIIAia 0AB3. THE FAG'JS ALBERT LEA RQISTS wheat fillets and rn'azkirr Jrj-ulu of intnr.or JU :o;n arc i reached via watortovn. A Bho.t ilc?trabKnu'.o, vii J-nec- fiudlfanJjalmo, oora r.up-riir IncUtcraciiU to travelers baboon C'n-innati, I tr'.lanapolii, Laf.iyotts nnd Council ElufTi, Et. Jor)h, A'.chlcon, Lcavenworta, Ilauoaa C.ty, liUnncapoli3, Dt Paul and intcr- mAU clasaeaof patrons, ospectally fa-n!'.Ics, ladleq and children, rccelyofrom oClsials and employee of Itocit Island trtua3 protection, respectful courtesy ad UaiXTIdlet3.nKap3, Folders-cbtcinnblo nt oil principal Ticket Offices In the United Utatoa and Ciiiiada or any doslred information, address, R, R. CABLE, Pres'tdiGcn'l K'cfr, CWcsro. n. st. jo:im, 't Gcn'l MV'r, Chicago. flttit. ar. ei,rrt, b.t tliote ho writ, to SUuMItl A Co.. rurtlunit. lnlne.w-lll rccnlv free, full Inrurtii.lion .bout ork wtilcl, iticy e.a do. .nil lire. t hotne,tliut will pajr Ibem from S.V In Sin tr dr. 8.iiu have earned ov.rSjn in. day Ellhe r .... jotinjr or old, Ceilnl not required Ynu are .l.rted free. Tlio.ewhsn.rl .t otiv ar abMluUlj ur of auuc Hula fortuach All li ur, s3 tr'-l nun f n i nas u.-. al 1 S1HIB TRltL ron HErci Ike met itriillml BGERMAN ASTHRIA CUREM'L DtmihtuuleutattM.-k uihurvtiiufitbbl tlwi. ReffbcU cures whercj ell fi'Iutr Xin.uiW full o "ntitiiff lor KiilU. Ita lutfuii It iNllllPtlhitis. il.rt'jr nml a-m ti.tn. an.. I KuroU etlt-rUMiuiili CL'ltAlll.KC.M.!" 'H proiaootl cur4 rue. lum to in at any tim. ' Ihm U. J,it M. 11 J'k.h '! am entire) fettered to tialtb tj Gcrmaa A thin Cure," r-. .cun Liio 'Grrm&a Atthmt. Cure ii lUycu-Ulm Uriu Huotr rU." '.n K, Vat f WW (in. r-ttmittt J. ' Jly pbyiL'laQ recumuico ta d Uernta Attttua l tire, It urwt me." JU-t, M. L Tttwl. Umiuutietiv t)ki Thouili nf lifclUr Uttrn cm Cie. Ink tmj drogfUl RrrmKii Astlium l'nro' iRvrMhral i .in, jrinU otoOi'.auil Hl.or w.-nt by u ml ru rani t Jo price, trial ratkatra Irow tuany atlijrta fm ! gatamn. lt.Kt l.tl FM S, U.I..M.I'wKl.51lmt. TO CONSUMPTIVES. Tho undersigned having been ro Btorod to health hy sliuplo means, ttftci ki i tfnrl lie? for fovpriil vinra vlth a bo vero lung nlTuctlon, and that drwid diseaso! Coiisutuiition. Is uiuious to inaljo known to his fellow gulTt'ri'ra tUoinoana of euro. To thoMi who deiro it. ho will cheerfully scud (free, of clmi-go) a copy of t!-o lireserlption usetl, which tlujy wiH And u euro euro for('oiisuiiiition. Asthma, Catarrh, Uronehltia and all throat and ltliiK Mnlmllcu. lio liopeu Jill Htiiioreru win try ms, ltemwly, ns it will cre-t tlnut nothfutj 1 on 1 tn.iv prcA"i a ld -in" 'a ii frltillfi til- Jir ilitU'i. , '1 r ' . , . I iln"-!. 1'r I nv i j 1 V i . ;.. ''-.jUluLi,.tjwlt:1 ikUti '-., " W UULU i? Ml an ? flaw mo r m m s Office. You Want!! old stock and am now fully lor the R TRA DE most FASHIONABLE as well as SUB STANTIAL lines of Children's Shoes. . Shoes, $1.25 Up ! WEISS, apr.tl-yl will wonK nonAtLY as wrt,:. ON nOOllII BTONV L.N1) A U'-i Tlfn WraTFltN 1'ltAlttlE'l. IT 11 UNUKB ANY OTUElt WJLKY IM TIIEWiinLD. CAN BBATTAOIIED TO ANY COMMON tVAI.KINO SDLIY.s PLOW IN FIVE MINim. TIMS, i 13 IV AllllANTED NjT TO UE.ISE T11E UIVVPT ONT! POUND. BO SIMPLE A CHILD BIItONQ ENOUalt TO DEIVE A TE.IM CAN OPEEATE IT. TVILI. TUltN A SQUAltK COHNKn WITH OUT BAISINO TUE TLOW. Tlln QNLY PLOW MADE WITH A FOOT LEVER TO 8TAKT THE POINT OF PLOW ABRUPTLY IX TU-! OIlOtlND Oil ELEVATE IT TO SKIM OVEIl THE TOP 01' FAST STONES. AROUND ItOOlS, ETC Wo want a rjoiI, lire man to act aa agent ri every town In tho u. H. Wi lta us forour liberal tenna and rrlcca. E 3. DANIELS & CO., HAVANA. N. r. J. Litzenberger Takes the Lead in $1.00 a Year. X-,5, CL02A?tiY Cr Tiri3 GC-CfJTnY. WILL ruts map, tiuy the tj ray mp mmi MA mM lo", clonv Kilatloi t A rriel?.-,! Unon a or uiucafro jal poiuuj 'czt, li'o.-tli7c5t r.-.id Osvithwect-la Wie trar.s.vnUacrU cyatr-ra v.Mth ir-vitca and tacU- E. A. II0LBR00K, Gen'l Tkt. L Psm. Agt., Chicago VQU PITCHER S pi a Cnatorla promotoa Digestion, nnd overcomes) FJatuloucy, Constipation, Sour Ktomach, Uianliaa. and FoverlslinoM, Thus tho child la rendered healthy and its sleep natural. Castorla contalua no Alorphluu or other narexjtlo property, " Castorla U ao welt adapted to children that 1 recommend H as superior to auy prescription known tome." 11. A. Altaian, M.D., tu Portland Ave., IJrooklyu, N. Y. "I use Castorla 111 my practice, and find It specially adapted to alfectlous of child reu." AUCX. ItOllIUTHoy, JI. I)., 1057 ad Ave., New York, Tup CrKTica Co., l&J Fulton St., N. Y. ilH 111 Rll 1 &y! i I I VTZTf'aV 1 M i IM Cut From Exchanges. More than twenty years ago Joseph Dod'ds, of Bloomingilale, 111., married Miss Cynthia Walker. Shortly afterwards they removed to Towa, where Dodds, hecause of some domes tic trouhlc, forsook his young wifc,takinu with him their only child, a little boy but n few months old. The heart-broken wile and mother returned to her parents, expecting never to see her child again. Years passed i ....'it. i , T 1 . ' witu uu iiuuig-, ana sue nuiiuy married Green Clay, a fanner living near her old home, but second marriage proved equally unlortunate, and she soon left her second husband, and has for many years lived a lonely but upright life. Not long since V ostmiiBter Waggoner received a letter from a yonng man at some point in Kansas, inquiring if Mrs. Dodds was still living. The letter was referred to the lady in question, who at once recognized the writer to be none other than her long lost son. She immediately communicated with him, nnd a few days ago, alter a separation of twenty years, they were rc-unitcd. Another romance originat ing in the Custer massacre has been discovered in connection with the gold watch worn by Lieutenant Crittenden, who also perished by the vengeful bullets and knives of Sitting Bull's peo ple. The watch a present which his father, General Crittenden, had purchased in England some time before. It became the booty of a Sioux warrior, who, in due season, after crossing the line, sold it to a Canadian ranch er op farmer. The purchaser, suspecting there must be some history connected with it, wrote to the maker in England, de scribing the watch and stating its number. The maker wrote back that the watch had been sold originally to General Crit tenden, of the United States Army. Thereupon the Canad ian communicated with the gen- "liil who promptly repurchased lie watch, and it now hangs in his bedroom in New York city, .i sad memorial of the fate that befell his brave boy. A pretty little Boston bride who has about everything this world can offer, was asked by her adoring spouso what she would most like for a birthday present. With woman's intui tive largeness of spirit she meek ly suggested a very valuable slicckel ol Chriht's time, which hc had seen in a collection, would be welcome. ' It was a costly trifle, but the indulgent husband purchased it, and tna dame at once proceeded to her jeweler to have it mounted with pearls as a brooch. At the ap pointed day she called for the now, to her, priceless ornament, but to her horror tho relic had been deprived of all its sacred accumulations of ages, and shone before her as bright us any coin fresh from the United States Mint. And this is believed to be the epoch of universal culture, not to say of the low of the an tique. In the Italian language the word Riviera stands for cither scacoast. river, valley or country; but in a general way, when used without qualification, the term is understood to apply to that part of the west coast of Italy which lies along the gulf of Genoa, extending from Nice to Leghorn, or, more accurately speaking, from Ventimiglia to Spezia. That portion lying be tween the first named point and Genoa is called Itiviera di T'on ente, or shore oi the setting sun, while the section lying between Genoa and Spezia is termed Ri viera di Levante, or shore of the rising sun. It includes the beau tiful and romantic territory tra versed by the famous cornice road (so named from running high along the mountain wall or side), which has always been so greatly admired by travelers, , who, before the opening of the present railroad line along the same route, but much closer to the seashore, used to make the journey along the coast in car riages. Although tho country included included in this terri tory is wholly mountainous and I seems barren to the American , traveler, it is thickly populated and is the centre of many im ipartant industries, the mist i most valuable interests being the oil and marble trades and ship- building. ! Subscribe ior the Carbon 1 Advocate, The cheapest, (he largest and positively the bsst. All the news. Only One Dol lar a year. i i ISSSSTONEa WHISKEY Hrcelnllr niatlllet far Medicinal Uae. THE Bill TfiMi UNEQUALEDtor CONSUMPTION WASTINO DI9CMCS an GENERAL DEtHLITY. PERFECTS IIIESTMR. Ml. M)W. U WALLING, lar tcwin In Chief, Natlwd Guar tif S.J, write. I "Mr attention waa m114 as Tour kcjatcue Matt WtiMtey It Mr. Ulor, lrragi.t, f Treotoa, ami I have ned a few twlllea with fr Ult.r tbaa aar I lmto hail. I am rreommeDdlaa tt.iir artlclt hi mj prmttlae, uwl ilnd It Trrj aitbb.tef." Btvrm'cr Minnas. frT-The Oee.tM lutt. Slea.itreel Kissr.R h MCKnautin en l.e f.i.b.1. rit-iUllo ei Bs'.tli. EISNER & MEHDELSON, (Role Apt-nt. tor the V. ft.) ) 31G, 318 and 320 Rsm St. PhiltxUttliA, tu For sale at Dr. Horn Cure ruarantcoel ivl)r..I. II. Mayer, IH j(l t3 ti'Inl lilArchRUrhlla, rtWHiftWhTilla-viTrMiMterTiiieallpn. Kase at onto. No operation or huslness delay. Thousands ot eures. At Keystone House, Heading, la., Snd Saturdav of each mouth, Send lor circulars. Advice free. lnl-yl .SYRUPY "CURES'1 OUGHS IIESL'S lUPeOYEO GIRCBUB Sffi-WUS LutKB . SIMPLE, . .sSw ACMUUUI . C1"'""'! RfiT&i)i U uuaiLU 2 .SSASaS. u !-.----- tll.0 Enu'rits, Vai Kiuicrs, to, c u irr.rTtiar o st tu. s.'aZ.vh :i:y-j weitas, !3aiA:m'. k flAINSOW RUPTURE W ilmplo, sjro, rellaWo nnj n iwfMtreUlaal. It la not n Trues. Worn Uor and Jtlglit and Ita ere.oncli foruottcn. fcend for cirenlnr with taaU. mpntnli fnm cruleful .ii0erera cured br this a p. VlfVl?"-. 'V,!'"."ContItM'dlcai and Sum lead "i'Vi'i1."? UJO i-ocuat bt, Bt Louie. Mo. inaijoiilcnleac. Wrrkanlnc dinwi aaiart. ,ut6 roubles in male nnj (eiaala oar. peelakr. Ba .j ro to a ri 1 1, u. bnforo tak Inn t reatmwat alaewhazeT ".ouultatlcu frea ond Invited. w ADVERTISERS can learn the exact cost of any proposed, line of advertising in Arnerican, papers by addressing Geo. P. Rowell & Co.,; Newspaper Advertising Dureau, lO Spruce St., Now York. Send lOata. for lO&Pruje, Pamphlet, A CASKET OF SILVERWARI to aDy pprson wlio will ihor It to ihelr frk'uds nudfciiii us Oftltrs. per Mont ealatyiml fxj'riir ptdl tho-fl tho pr t:r lary tn rummfiton, uud their tml.ry rlu- lo 175 per Mouth tlio third, and per Montis. thovutb ricmth u.y aro villi nn.lf thj pigvoproQcuiit BAttiinu. Full IiitVr.nit.Inu 1111 lo nl yon fr abouiwo kihut joucflntlor.ua livn at Joni. wlieri't'r)(iii nrcfitua'itl.ll.at wl'l payyom from $5 to $10 per day. A number hmrtf earned i vtr $25 In a dny. Iloth nifs. All ageiu llie clunro ofallfn lime. Kow U the time. Foitui ra aru alitjlntilv sure for tho wnrkcre. Givo ynr 1WI Olttco aud E1 precs t-dilrrs. nini uniowha purer yon oaw t' lfl advtrtii-eiui'utlu. UdifH. Standard Silver Ware Co., oo Washington St., BOSTON, MASS. cnnsjlvania AgncQlinl Works, M, hi w Staniiri Engiaei k Saw Sift, taA tor ntottntaa tddreso A. RGENTS WANTED lliro faHtLliahml. ttent known A urMeritMi in fhs UIlttCUB Oadt-l try. Movt liberal terms, Untqaall tariUtieo. PrfeoHlow (.Viiriti nrrry, J jktnbiUurd cton- AFFLICTED3 UNFORTUNATE Aft or all othora fall consult .TJ N. 15th St., belowCallowhill, Plilla Pa. SOyear.eperiencelnall.HIr'IAI. diwie.. P.r. manenily rcalnrc thotc weakened by tntty Inducre lton,K:c Cllorwrile. Advice free and atrlcdr eH; fidentl.l. Hour. : 11 a, a, ull a, and j t cvenloaj'. Dccctuheris, 1SM-Iy SHERIDAN'S CONDITION POWDER Jl abanlntel pure and b'ffhlr coneentralf A. One oonce I. wonli a noi'nd rf any olli. r kind. )l la .Irinly a, mnllcina to w riven v 1. la fii.l. Ni.llilntr on earth 1B nke lun. Ltyllko It. It dir.-. clilekfll cholera and all lllaee.r. dt Lena. Ia wurtti II. wililit In gold. Ulna-. tr.tc.1 boolt bv mall free. Sold e.erywher. or .ent kjr Bull for ;v cent. In .lamp.. iX-lb. tin n, tit 1) mall, t.KU Sit citn. ,v exnrr... pnpald. for f M. Vli. 1. tJ. JOHN&O.N ic CO., Jloaton, Slaca. A GEBTLEBIftH.SSaRfSlS vous Prostration, Seininnt Weakness, l'rcinaturo Decay, nml nil tho evil ef fecta of early indtscretiotiand youthful folly, Is nnxiotiH to innko known to others the Bitnjilo modoof solf-curo. To thoso who vrlbfi nml will givo him their symntomf, ho -will hmuI (five) by ro. turn nuil! n copy of tho roclpo w suo. cewfully used in Ida cneo. . Addresi, In eonfldenc, .TAMES W. Pisr'y. 13 Cothu: tjt., , 1 &csiil?siBBaWB u. 1-AiiuuiiArt, Korb. ya.