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Patients h.ivo tin benefit of .lie Intent lin nrAtTMmHnti, lii medianl-Ml atinllanccs and the hen methuJs ol tratmuiu In nil turglc.il canes. ANJESTHEI'IH nil in InUti-l eil II diflrv!, If jmiid'di', persons residing outside of Mniioh Chunk should m.ilte engiiKeiiieiii by mall. no-u EYE AND EAR, DR. G. T. FOX Visits Allenlown roQtiUrly on TIIUIWDAY of each. week. I'raetic limited to Diseases of the Eye & Ear Office at llayilen's American Hotel, nr.d , flioi. hours fron. 9 in tho fnn-iimni nnli 3:.tn In thn afiorn 'ii. Also iiticmU in It truolioii "f tlio Ky l"r lli prupjr H'tjiiel tnerit of sla.eps, umt fir the relief and our of opticjl delefia. Mhv also ho cnsnlle.1 at hi ofhVe in BATH. Wedppsibiv anil Siitiirdiiv of earl week at HANGOK in Monday, mid Hl KASTON oo TueUy. ni 2 Pn ly. HOTELS AND ItESTAUHANTS. QARBON HOUSE, JONATHAN K1STLER, PROPRIETOR Hank St., Lkhiqiiton, Pa. Tli, Miiriiii Hnirme offers first-class aecnra modatloua to the Traveling public. Hoarding by the Hay or Week on Reasonable Terms. Choice Ulnar. WlneJ and l.lquori nlwuy.on band, Hoed Sheds and Stables, with ntteo- tlya Hostlers. Attached. April lu-yt, p.VCCERTON HOTEL. Idway between Maoeh Chunk k Lehlichton LEOPOLD MEYER, FnoritihTOB, Paekerton. Penna This well known hotel Is ailmlral.lv refitted and hie the tiestaceomiuodatiuna lor tieriaan. entand transient boarders. Excellent tables and tho very best Mqujra. Also Una stable auaciieu. acm. io-yi M ANSION. HOUSE, Opposite 1.. & H. DeKit, Hank Street, lhliihtoii, Pa This house offers first-class arcommnda limn for transient unit permanent Hoarder.' It tia.4 Ihhmi neulv refitted In all Its cnarl menu, unit la located In one of ho molt pjctiireaipio portions of the borough. Terms moderate. tiT-The bar In supplied Willi the cnoicest tvines, lanupia aim iij n. rru.Mi iiioiw.-i. hi, i.. Laser lleer on Tap. aprl7-M-ly W.A. Peters Announce to Ills frionds and tho public Ken- rniiiy. mat no iijm uuw ujk'u iur nair nituiti moiiiiion ins NEW RESTAURANT, next door to tho 1st N.i .i.'l Hunk, Hank riTitKKT. i.Kiuuiirnv, nnu tnat lie la uuw prep i reel to lurmsii nrsn lass Meals at Short Notice ! The liar la siipplleit with the best wlnea, fresli i.isir iieer. ami tMoice uiif.u'a. ou nre in viieuujenu. uprii.'iiu-iy TO ADVERTISERS. jA Hit of lOOOneu'au'iperaillrlded Into States hnd et lions will iw aent on uiiiillcutloii PltEE. To thase who wnnt their lulvertUlns to pay wo can olfer no better no'illmn for thoMiiith i.iiil I'ftcctlvi' ivntk tlinn the virions aeUlona of our Kclert Ikm1 IJst (.EO. P HOWELL I'O.. N'ewspnpor ilfiii.ini; luir. an, JjiUm lu Spruce street. Ntw ork. H. V. Morthtmer, Jr Publisher. VOL. XIV., No. 4i). With Mediciiin Quality not Quantity is the greatest im portance ; next is the knowledge and experience to Correctly Prepare and Dispense the same. At T. D. THOMAS' POPULAR Dm & Family lYlGflicine Store, Bank Street, Lehighton, Von tan nlnnys rely upon KCttliiR STRICTLY Pure and Unadulterated Drugs and Medicines. THOMAS carries tho Inrgcat stock of Pat ent Medicines In the county. THOMAS has an elcraint MiH.-Knf Druggists Sundries, Taney and 'toilet Articles fur the ladles ns well as thu gents. THOMAS makes Iloisu and Cattle Powders napcrLilty. Ills 11 years expunenco In Hie drug business gives linn a great advantage in that line. TKUSSI3, SPPPOUTEKS and llltACKS nlwuys it large stoel; on hand. VINES ami MQV01IH, both foreign and donii itle. lie has a Clinton drape Wine ntid a Diy Catawba Wine. .1 ttt splendid and cheap. WALL PAPERS and BORDERS llio largest assortment in town. Ho to THOMAS' with vour lirnserlntloin" I . i filJ .t V. V t it yo if P.itait M i dlclnes. (lo to THOMAS' for your laniy Allleles. Farmers and Horsemen go tn '11IO.MAS' lor your Horse and Cattle Powdeis. jan 17 Sale Bills ! Printed while you wait. Wc have better facilities than any other office in this county lor this work. Give us a call. rnirosiAS ii:.in:Ri:n, X CONVEYANCER, AND 0F1KERAL INSURANCE AGENT Tlif fnllowlna CoinpanltfR ar UxprvsenluJi LBllA )N MUTUAL l'llIK ItKA.IlMJ MUTUAL flttE. I WYtiMiNo Pinn. poctsvilm: l'lrtic, LCIIIIlli t in K. nnil tun TRAVELERS AUOIDENT I'UHNOE IHi I'i'IIUKI lV.llll'1 tiiul lltllltl ilO.'' ill etcc IroQiitt luuraiMe (.',-inpai'V. Mairn:9.m;i TIIOH. KHMIlP.UIt The CORNER0 STORE TOR FRESH, NEW Cabbage, Potatoes, Pine Apples, Beans, Peas, 11a uauas, Lemons, Onions, Radishes. O. M. Sweeny, & Son, AT The CORNER STORE" FOR PITCHER'S 0 Caatoria promotes Digestion, ami overcomes Vlotulonoy, Constipation, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, rjul j'everishness. Thus tho chllil Is rendered healthy and Its sleep natural. Caatoria contains no .Morphine or other narcotic property. "CattorlalsFowrll adapted to children that I recommend it aa kuporior to any im sci lotioa known to me." II. A. A nemo, M. IK. 65 Portland Ae., Uroolilyu, N. V. "I use Costoria In my practice, and find it apcclally adapted lo attectloua of children." Any. ICobertson, M. D.. lUMVd Ave., New York. Tbi Cxmtaub Co., 182 Fulton St,, N, V, TUP SMITH Are you Interested hi learn lilti 0UU1I1, tag the truth concerning the So :(hern States anil. climate, iwople. social h.iWM, etc Send TEN CENTS addressed HP r WoKlnisnl (formerly f I'cansilvjiua) Snufjieru Pines, Moore idiintv. N ( .andre- Cfp'O CO VOfS rr..rj,,. . , 11P . g ti0E p, k MM Cure: E-cuiaU:n, Itouralii, ii pities rim' cent a At DrtirsUt ami Dc-tlcr. thk cUAiif.ra a, Tonn.ru co ham ioui r. ,firc from opiates, JJmcttcs and M'oUon. KOts. iURE. , TlOsVlPT. AT DRCnniSTS AND DEALERS. IE CIlAlltES A. lOUtLtU CO. IIA1.I1S0IIR, tU). PARTINO. MV CAI.VXUSi. Pace to face, nml lien rt to heart Mingling kisses e'er we iait; Arm, to iirms together press Love's tuimilliious mule exe St. Oil, my lot c! through lonely ear. Dark with pain, and dim Willi tears, 1 (carer will the memory grow, That wo kissed each other sol KIsh me, love, nml so from fato Wring one hour, exultant, great; Mnto with rapture, anguish, glow Matchless Miss, and mendless woo! After years this hour will shine, Set apart, complete, illvlnej Like a Illy In the gloom Of our llvo's unlovely doom. Kiss me, love! for, ah, how fleet .Via those sacred moment sweet, Pressed against thy Iicalitig heart, Feeling all thou canst, and art! Years I'd give, prolonged and slow, U'nrs of pllgilm pain and woe; Years of life, could years restore MI the light and hope, of j ore. Could my life's full flower uncloso Itlchly from tliy heart's repose; So to lean and mi to ho Kissed, my Koul.and kissing lice! HOW THEY SAID O0OD-3YE. liv r. ii w. "When will you marry we, my bonny maid?" "Can we not wall?" said she. "You know that I love you; but, dear, I'm afraid . You soon w 111 get weary of inc." Then he vowed and swme to love and adore. He pr.iyeil on his bended knee, lie said, with a slgli,"ir I wait I shall die," He was a man, ou sec. Sugar and ercntn! sugar and cream 1 Wlit-'ii wo aro married 'twill be a sweet diva ml Hut tho sugar and cream they pass like a dream ; Alas! they could ncu'r agree. She said. "Let us pirt; jou'e broken my heart." "I think It Is best." said be. "When I'm gone jou will miss me a thousand times o'er." "Oh, no! not at all!" said he. Then aw-.iy she weiit,tainphig, and slamming tho door; She w.n a wnm in, you see. Needles mid pins! needles ami pins! When a man mattles his timible begins. Five minutes, freclselv.flve nilnt.tes had fled. She opened the door with a. sigh: 'Since we hao agieed lo part," she said, "I wanted tiisaygood-byel We never shall meet any more!" she wept "Alone we must live and die!" Ilien he opened his arms and In she crept, And that's how tin y said gond-bje! Let Ihe belli ring! let the bells ling! Man without woman is but a poor thing! Who Loved Her Best. i)Y or.itAi.ui.Ni: rLti.Mi.Nn. "Jlarrv Hie man who loves yon best especially if lm lias ninney," Aggie's prosperously wedded sister mlinonlalird her. "lint suppose one loves the oilier bet ter?" Aggie returned, wltli a laugh and a Iiltish. "If the other Is Conrad Jlorlemar, I should still say marry his cousin Hurt has the rlelies of the family, and Is de cidedly thn more devoted," Mrs. New born managed lo answer, between lier cncrgcticelTortstostralgliten the tangled Haxen locks of a restless small boy In n very natty new sprin suit. "Mr. Hurt sends you n big bunch of roses every day," said Holly, wlio.no doubt, believed himself politic In In dorsing tho maternal opinion of the subject. "Only the roses happen to bo wild (lowers of the w lldest varieties! I should like to know from what mysterious suburban nook he gets the lovely things," said Aggie. "Doesn't he Intend to take us there to-day? ho said he did, anyhow 1" Interpolated Holly, looking seditious. "And I think he had a good deal rath er not," Aggie said, half-rogulshly and halr-thoughllully, as she tied a pictur esque cartwheel sun-hat over the shin ing kinks and roils of her chestnut hair. "1 have a notion that he does not know- as much about the lloral offerings as he pretends, that he Is appropriating the credit of somebody else's devotion." "Hurt Mortcmur wouldn't he guilty of such a potty pretense," Mis. New hold declared, In prompt defense of hor fi.-nlta lU'l... V. . . ... ... ReoStar TR AD yy imuiu iic nunuu mi.e -quity, ana who nml lifted Ills Hat In a the credit of bending a fefe worthiest smiling salute and then advanced to wild flowers, when lie is rich enough to ward her, afford' a whole conservatory? il only 1 "Fate must have sent ma In this par makes a little mystery of Ihe matUr, ' tlcular locality to-dav ." he smiled as he j because so delicate a compliment would he quite spoiled by being obliged to cx- plain evoivb'"' " INDEPENDENT" LEHIGHTON, CAItBON COUNTY, beautifully yaguo elucidation, hut she smiled doubtfully over the long silken gloves she was Just then drawing upon her pretty hands. She had Iter own Ideas concerning Mr. Hurt Moitcmar. Sim had her own no tions, too, about the delicate hunch of dewy wlld-wooil blossoms which, every morning for many a sweet spring day, had been unfailingly delivered, without note or naino to reveal tho Identity of the sender. What delicious fancies had been evoked by the exquisite offerings only her own fair self knew. The flowers rested upon her heart by day and upon her pillow by night; the fresh petals seemed Imprinted with Invisible mes sages of tenderness; the soft leaves seemed like the touch of kisses; thn fragrance seemed to signify tho love which would remain Imperishable when all else would have become dust and decay. And ever, waking or dreaming, an unseen form seemed beside her; nn earnest f.ico seemed bending toward her own; a thrilling voice seemed pleading as soul pleads to soul. And the face, the voice, the form, were those of Conrad Mortcmar the reticent, dlindcnt, scholarly Conrad whom worldly Mrs. Ncwbold deemed in every particular less eligible than his gay pnd dashing elder cousin. "Hut poor or rich, so ho loves me truly, I shall some time be his own,' Aggie thought, as she bent her warm lips to the cxqulslta flowers she wore on her bosom. Mrs. N'ewbold perceived the move ment and frowned. "I wouldn't he sentimental over a hit of cronfoot and 'johnnv-jump-up,' If I were you, especially when there 1$ a possibility of their being sent by some body besides Hurt," she remarked, with contemptuous severity. "My dear Delia, If that same possibil ity did not exist 1 should not have shocked your sensibilities," Aggie re torted with coolest composure, although her cheeks had flushed hot and crimson. "Hero comes Mr. Hurt; so you two had just better stop your quarrelling," Master liollV Interposed, with a mature air of being friendly to both parties at .variance, .and of having a judicious de sire, for them to maintain a becoming semblance of peace in the presence f outsiders at least. And just then Mr. Burt' Mortemar alighted from a stylish village cart which had stopped at the door, and a moment later he presented himself be fore, them. He was certainly a very handsome and attractive personage. He had a straight and sol llerly liguro; his features were of classic contour and Interestingly pale: his hair and beard were black; but hie eyes were of a non descript and expressionless gray, nml his ready smile was meaningless. "I shouldn't wear those flowers If I were you! those anemones and violets nro too fragile for the sun and wind," he said lo Aggie. "Slie hasn't time to stop and change her fixings; her hat Is big enough to shade them, anyhow; and she can get plenty mote crow foot where we aro go ing," was tlm volley of objections made by Master Holly, who was already bounding down the steps where the Jaunty cart and pretty horse were wait ing in the pleasant sunshine. And so In another moment they were away, bowling down the long, stony streets, leaving tho wilderness behind them, and Hearing the green surburban hills and hollows. "One. need not go far to enjoy a bit of the country," Aggie commented, as they finally left their equipage beneath a sheltciing waysldu maple, and started for a little stroll along the low margin of a narrow stream a sheet of amber embossed with emerald Illy pails and fringed with lush mosses, showing hero and there the gold and azure gleams of wild iris bloom. "And yonder Is a man with a big honk, and ho Is digging something! I in going to seo what he Is doing, any how," exclaimed Master Holly, bound ing precipitously away toward a solitary individual, whom lie had espied behind n clump of low trees further down the. shrubby bank. "Vott had better stay where you arc! the man may not want you!" Unit said with a look of annoyance, and with a motion as If he would prefer to turn back. " hy, Isn't It Conrad? you cousin himself?" Aggie said, with pleased sur prise, and with some wonder too at the badly suppressed vcxatationpf her com panlon. "It resembles him that's a fact! he responded, with an effort tp appeal n different, and as surprised as herself. "Master Holly will bo likely to bilng him over to us, I suppose. And hero are some brilliant meadow-lilies to re place your wilted vollcts," he added, .19 he Indicated a little rise of ground whe:e once had been some prlmltivo dwelling, nnd where now were piles of niolJcrlng timbers, heaps of fragmentary bricks, and oyer all a warped ami mossy well sweep swaying and creaking In tho sweet spring breeze. Hut Aggie did iut heed the 111 lies. which glowed like specks of flame amid the short, rich grass of what had once been a simple garden, and where even yet a caunt and gnarly lilac bush was tossing a few pale purple plumes. Although she walked mechanically toward tho Indicated spot, her eyes and her thoughts were upon Conrad, who had just become aware of her propln- .. .' approached. "I have been doln.tr mot of my hot-mlri"- vw , ! , ' : "' r , .i . ., llU, , Live and Let Live.' PA., .SATURDAY, AUGUST 21. 188G. flowers more perfect and considerably more abundant. .lust then he perceived the withering bunch of violets she wore, and ns he looked h s eyes met hers In ono swift, mesmeric glance. It was only a glance, brief and silent; but lu the fleeting Instant Aggie knew w ho had been the sender of tho floral gifts. And In the fleeting Instant two hearts were revealed, each to the other the girl knew that she was beloved, and Conrad Mortemar knew that his love had not .been In vain. The elder cousin noted the glance, and his nondescript gray eyes for a second glittered with an oddly yellowish light, and the classic contour of his features was distorted momently by an expression of wrathful jealousy. "Con lias an Incorrigible predilection for solitude and his own society," he said, with a sneer behind his jetty beard. "I am not such a monstrous egotist my self ; I prefer thn busy world and the society of my follows." "Hut there arc always curious things out In the county anyhow," said Master Holly, who had been industriously ex ploring a molderlng log, and who had succeeded in capturing a gorgeous eft which was still struggling rcbelliously In his Inquisitive grasp. "H may hurt you, Holly; do let It go," said Aggie, stepping hastily back ward, as just then the reptile slipped from his fingers and darted down the old tree trunk toward her. As she stepped backward she uttered a Utile startled cry, as the tufted grass seemed yielding beneath her feet. Hut as she sprung forward to regain her falling foothold, there was a dull crunching, and quavering sound, nnd she felt heiself falling helplessly down ward. JSho flung out. her hands In scared ap peal,, only to clucth a gnarly lilac-twig, which broke In her wild grasp; and then, before her companions could real ize .what was happening in their sight, she had vanished in the ungtiesscd pit fall;of an old well, over which the thin and rot ol covering had been li dm beneath the tangled and tutted grasses. . A second of speechless consternation was succeeded by w hat seemed an age. oLagoutzlug indecision and purposeless activity. Vainly they peered down Into tho abyss, and vainly they called to her; the black depths seemed bottomless, and not tlio slightest sound came up to them again. "She Is unconscious, or dead per haps," the elder cousin inutteied, as he stared Into tho pit, which Indeed might be thu tomb of the bright girl who only a moment before had stood there, happy and smiling, before them lu the sun shine.' "H'e must go down to her," Conr.nl answered, his volco steady, his face as nhlte as marble. "That would bo sheerest madness," Hurt returned. "You would only risk your own life! the old well must bo full of noxious gasscs! And besides, we hao no lope, no ladder." "We have tho driving reins," said Con, who had already secured the stout reins, which hu was speedily knotting together. "lie should be wiser to drive some where for assistance," Hurt objected. "There Is no need for you to jeopardize your own life." "1 am not a coward,'' Con answered rebuklugly. "Mr. Hurt Is though," asset ted Mas ter Holly, who in manful teailessiiess was vigilantly watching the proceed' lugs. Just then a faint call came up fiom the black pit; thu gill sllll lived; and he who loved her best had still thu privilege. of descending lo her living tomb, for rescue or for death beside her. This thought possibly flashed through thu mind of the elder man, for his pal lor changed lo sallow red as ho moved back and allowed Conrad to descend un hindered to tho luckless prisoner below Aggie, faint though shu was with the shock of the fall and choking with the dank and musly air, was unhurt, and had not been unconscious. The springs of the old well had Ion ago been dried; the bottom was clayey and broad, thu stony walls were cush lonod with thickly grow Ins grass nnd mosses, to which shu had clung with a strength lessening the force of her fall. And as shu lay the;o gazing upward, she could clearly distinguish tliem above her; she could see their disturbed coun- tcnaces, she could hear the steady vo.c of the one, and the less courageous tones of the oilier. Had she ever doubted, sho would now have known who loved her best. And as she watched him coming down to her, even though there was yet peril enough for them both, her heart was filled with a joy which quelled every fear. It was so sweet to owe all, even life Itself, to one so stanch and tender and true! "My own, my own!" Conrad whis pers, as for ono brief Instant he held her to his heart before he sent her on her way to safety. The elder cousin attempted a cheerful courtesy when at length thn rescued and the rescuer were safe and composed once more on the upper earth. "You had better drive Miss Acnes hoine In your cart, Cop i I can take a car back myself," he. said. "What did he mean, anyhow? he said (he cart w as ypuis," the Inquisitive Master Holly queried, as lie settled his small self between the lovers, and the pretty horse was headed homeward. "Oh! I I give Hurt the privilege of usins my chattels whenevurho likes," Conrad replied lightly. "But Imn't he not all the money ai;.! Hoi.. SI. 00 a If business when I choose to waste my time botanizing," Con said, as If the fact were something already understood by everybody except very stupid small boys. "Hut I thought," Aggie began, and then paused lu blank amazement. "1'crhaps you thought I was the In - pccttnlotis member of the family? Well, I shall always congratulate myself upon that, my daillng," her lover said, with a peculiarly gratified laugh as he turned and kissed the beautiful, amazed face beneath the cartwheel sun-hat. Mrs. Newbold was no less astonished than her happy young sister. "Hut, of course, Hurt never Intended to deceive anybody," she declared In magnanimous defenso of her favorite. "I supposo he was not even aware how we had deceived ourselves. Hut after all, Aggie, you are very prudent In preferring Conrad; he has all the Morte mar money, and I rather think he loves you the best." SWEET BA.TIN03. MONUMKXTS OF Ill'MAN KINDNLSS 1IEA1I1) KVJ3IIY I1AY. 'Ohl Hahl' Nice!' 'Meanness!' 'Too Good!' She Flhtsl' 'Sour 0 rapes!' 'Old Tomboy I 'Mean Old Thing!' 'A Hcgular I.lar!' 'Ho Makes Mo Sick!' 'He Drinks on the Sly 1' 'He's a Crabbed Old Thine!' 'She Thinks She's Somebody;' 'He Never Could Take a June!' Ho Never Draws a Sober Hreathl' 'He's Mortgaged for all He's, ICorth!' 'ne's as Poor as a Church Mouse 1' 'She Doesn't Look.-Decent in Any thing!' 'He Ought to be Tarred and Feath oredl' 'She Married him Just for liis Money!' 'He don't.know beans when the. bag's untied!' 'He's Tighter' than the Bark on a Hlrch Tree!' 'She runs with Everybody that comes along!' 'I wouldn't trust him as soon as I would a dog!' They won't, live together for six months, I know!' '1 wouldn't have him doctor an old sick dog for me!' . 'If you want everybody to know It just tell it to her!' 'He ought to he. ridden on a rail and taught a good lesson!' The above and hundreds of similar expressions ran ho heard any day on tho streets, In' the parhus, In the stores and In the homes. A libeial reward Is offered to any one who will prepare a similar list of good expressions about people in as cummcn use. What YongLaale: Shoaa'dTIo. Do try to be accurate, not only for your own sake, but for the sake of your sex. Tho Incapacity of the fenialo mind for accuracy Is a standard argument against the equality of the sexes. Do try ami be sensible. It Is not a particular sign of suyeriorily to talk like a fool. Do bo ready In tltna for church. If jou do not respect yourself sufficiently to be punctual, respect the feelings of other people. Do avoid causrs of Irritation In your family circle; relied, that homo is the place to be agreeable. Do bi reticent; lliu world at large has no Intel est in your private affairs. Do hu contented; "martyrs" nre detestable; a cheerful, h ippy spirit is infectious; you can carry Itaboxt with you like a sunny atmosphere. Do cultivate tlm habit of listening to others; It will mako you an Inwilu nblc member of society, to say nothing of advantages It will be to you when you marry ;very man likes to talk about himself; a good listener makes a de lightful wife. Do ayold whispering; It is as bad as glgling. lloth aro tn be condemned; there is no excusu for either one of them. If you have anything to say, say it; if you have not, do hold your tongue altogether. Silence is golden. Do bo truthful; do avoid exaggera tion. If you mean a mile, say n mile, not a milu nud a half. If you mean one, say one, and not a dozen. DIDN'T BL A HE THEM. The new baby had proved Itself the possessor of extraordinary yofal powers, ami had exciclsed them much to John ny's annoyance. Ouo day he said to his mother: "Ma.llttlu brother came from heaven, didn't he?" "Yes, dear." Johnny was silent for some time, and then he went on: "Say, ma." "H'hat Is It, Johnny?" "I don't blamo tho angels for bounc ing liim do you?" NO! EXACTLY. A young lady from the city was visit ing a farmer who had a very extensive tobacco plantation. The farmer had gotten out the buggy and was showing her over the place. "Oh," she said as thev turned Into the lane, "that Is another field of tobac co, Isn't It?" The fanner looked In the direction in dicated and replied, "That there? No, uiarm er that Is not exactly." " 'Not exactly,' What do you mean by that?" "Why, ye see," said the farmer with a slgnili -ant grlu, "that there Is a cab- CA.iufi:' Year if Paid in Advance. not paid in advance, $1.25 Woman's one notable Invention perpetual emotion. 1 Il'hatklnd of man gives his wife , the first reading of the daily paper? A j blind man. I 1 Dr. Frazior's Boot Bitters. 1 Frazler's Hoot Hitters arc not n dram shop beverage. Hut are strictly medl , clnal In every sense. Thev act stromilv upon tne liver ami Kidneys, Keep the bowels open and regular, cleanse the iiioou aim system ot every Impurity. ooiu iiy druggists, tfi.uu. ai uipmas drug store. "I like your lmpudeuee,"as a pretty maid said when her beau kissed her. When a man has been married three times it Is dilvelllng Idiocy to doubt his courage. Bncklen'a Arnica Salve. The best salve In the world for cuts. bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhuem, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chllblunds, corns, ami mi sum eruptions, anil posb lively cures piles, or no pay required, It Is guaranteed to give, perfect sallsfac Hon, or money refunded. Price 2o cents per box. at r. I). Thomas'. Proper costnmo for an elopement a cutaway Jacket. "Well, wlfe.you can't say I contract had habits." "No, sir. "You generally expand them." Dr.I'razor's Magic Otntmont. A alllV, film tnf nil lmlla Im.n. riMn - ...... ... u .v. u. uifua. ui. it, a, suitoi cuts, flesh wounds, sore nipple, hard nnu sou corns, cnappea lips anu Hands, Price 30 cents. Sold bv drue-irista. Wlb Hams M'f'g. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, w. ooiii uy i nomas, tlio druggist. Don't unload jour newly married happlucss before others. It Is no fun seeing another fellow kiss a girl. "My pa," said one small boy, "Is a preacher, and Is sure to go to heaven." "Huh!" said the other small boy, "that ain't nothlnV My pa Is a doctor and can kill your old pa." A Sensible Man would use Kemp's Halsamforthe throat and lungs. It Is curing more eases cf coughs, colds, asthma, bronchitis, croup and all throat and lung tioublcs, than any other medicine. Tho proprietor has authorized Hlery, of Weissport, nnd Thomas, of this placo, to refund yoi.r money If, after taking three-fourths of a bottle, relief Is not obtained. Prlio COc. and 5(1. Trial size f ice. It Is suggested that the appearance of cholera in Venice Is due to tho defective drainage of her streets. A little girl who was much petted said: "I like sitting on a gentleman's knee better than on ladies'; don't you, mamma?" Saved Kis Life. .Mr. D.I. Wilcoxson, of Horse Cave, Ky., says ho was, for many years, badly atlllctcd with, phthisic, also diabetes ;tlio pains weie almost unendurable nnd would sometimes almost throw him into convulsions. Ho tried Electric Hitters and got relief fr om the first bottle nud after taking six bottles, was entirely cured, and had gained In flesh eighteen pounds. Save he positively believes he would have died, had it not been for the reller alrorded by Klectric Hitters. Sold at fifty cents a bottle by T. D. Thomas. A little girl lately wrote to her friend: "Yesterday a little baby sister arrived, and papa is on a journey. It was but a piece of luck that mamma was at home, to take caro of It." Slilloh's Catarrh Hemedy a positive cure for catarrh, diphtheria nnd canker moutli, bold by lllery, Weissport, and Dr. Horn, Lehighton Heecher says: "I hold that a man should be a round and perfect man." Herein Jlenry Wanl differs from the generality of people. Most folks like a man who Is squat c. 'Ilackmetack." a lasting, n fragrant perfume. Price SJ and SO cents. Hlery, Weissport; Dr. Horn, Lehighton. When you hear anybody declaring that a certain newspaper article Is scandalous, you can makeup your rulud that he. has read every word of that article. For dyspepsia and ller complaint. you have it printed guarantee on every bot tle of Slilloh's Vltalizer. it never falls to cure, bold Iiy all druggists. Clara: "You know Mr. Hoddle poodle? Well, what do jou think? Ho actually proposed to me last evening. Kdlth: "lie. must be" crazy." When IJaliy w as sick we gave her Castorla, When sho was a Child, kho cried for Castona, When sho became Mlss,shcchmg(oCastorla, When she liad cnlldren.she gave themCastnrla Talks on Art. He. "How lovely Miss De Long looks; she reminds me of an old picture." Rival beauty: "Yes, a very old picture, and restored." With vonr iient onler tn vour erocer. send for a sample iHiuiid o! Dreydopel's Borax DUB),. mil, III IIIIU lb UI UU IIIO 1ICSI I1UU die. pest soan you can use for all purposes, It Is a plain statement ot fact, and the best way mi juu n, Biiiiuy j-ourscu is to try a iiouiiu All old bachelor says that women aro cute. They never show their hand until they get a handsome, ring to go with It. Don't fill the system with quinine, to prevent or cure Fever and Ague. Aycr's Ague Curo is tho specific for this dis ease, and leaves no poisons to produce dizziness, deafness, headache, or other disorders. At a recent English wedding the brldemaldscarrlcd hugebitncheiofgra, ei Instead of flowers. Sour grapes, of course. Man, woman or child attacked with brlght's diseasef diabetes, gravel or urlnarv complaints should use tho best weapon Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Hoot, Kidney, Liver and Bladder Cure. It goes right to the spot. Price ESe, $1,00. "Hoys will be boy," which Is, upon tbe whole, less confusing than, IX tboy insisted nnr.n belni? fflrlj. ' "it 'Where would wo be without worntn?" asks a .irlter fl ruuk! be 1.11 in, il hut l!,.- il't. i pu ; !,.; who WO. ill l(r. 'ii . .it I.' - ... .' .. . . ; . . i f The Carbon Advocate Alt iNDKrf.VHE.VI FAMILY NKngl'AITH Published every ttutiinlny In Le!Ui;hUti, Car Ion County, ronnsjHlilila, by II. V. Mortliimer Jr. ' hank sini,bi. $1 00 Por Year in Advance ' Doit aihcrthliiK medium In the county livery description ol Plain imtl Fnncy JOB PRINTING At very low prices. Wo do not lnrUUitet say that we tire bctlcrt'o,upid Ului any oilier piiiitlnx eauihlisliinent In this section lo do first-class Job-work, In nil Its brniK lics, at low prktu. A Creaking Hinge Isilrynml turnslmrd, until oil fsiipp'..ed, after which It moves easily. When thu joints, ur hinges, of the budyarcstliTi'Ucil and lullatneil by Hhi'iimatiSMi, they can not bo moved without musing thu must excruciating pains. Aycr's rUirnaparlllu, by Its uctititi on the blood, relieves tlii i oudittiin, nud restores t hu joints to good working order. Ayor'.s Sarsaparllla lias effected, In our city, many limit lemai liable cures, lu eiiM'S which bulled the i llorts of tho most eierieni ed plixxii iniis. Were It necessary, I iiinlil gie Ihe names ol many Individuals who have been cured Iiy taking this mcdli'iue lu uiyraso It has worked wonders, relieving mu of - Rheumatism, nflnrheiiigtrnubledwlthlt fur years. In this, ami all other diseases arising from impute blood, there it no lemedy with w inch I am acquainted, thai HtliirilnHi-li relief ns Aver's Rarsaparill.i It II. Lawrence, M. I)., llallliunre. .Mil, Ayer's Parsaparilla cured me of Oriiit and Hheiuimtism, when nothing cImi would. It has eradicated every trace of disease from my svslciu. K II Shnrr, Manager lintel Uelnioiit, Lowell, Mass. I was. during tunny months, a sufferer from i hrimii' HIieiiimitiMii. The disease allllcted mu grievously, in spile of till tho lemediesl i nulil llml. until 1 1 nmmence! using Ayer's SaisapanlU. 1 took m:v eial bottles of this preparation, and was speedily restored to health. J. Fream. Independence, Va, Ayer's Sarsaparilla, I'rrn.irril t,r Pr. J. ('.Arreted.. Lowell, Mu. sold liyutl llrufgnti. l'rlm$l ; sx bottles, 5. No Patent No Pay. PATENTS obtained for lnrontors tn thn United Htstss Oaniola ami Kurope, at reduced rates. With our principal offlce located In Wslhlniflun, directly opposite Ihe United Stlc Patrnt Office, we nre able to intend tv nil patent business with grenter Prouptnepf' and de spntcli anil ai ten cist than other imterKnt torneva who are 'at a dlsunre from vvash lngton, and who have, ttierrlore. to cuii!oy "associate attorneys." We make preliminary examinations and lurnlsh opinions. a? tu na tentahlllty, tree ol' charge, and all who are Interested in new Inventions and talents are Invited to send Tor a copy ol cur;'Huldo fur obtaining Patents," which Is sent free lo any address, and contains cowl let' Instruc. tlons how to obtain patents and other valua ble mnttor. We reler to tlio Uerman.Atner Ican National Dank Washli.gton, II. O.i the Royal Swedish. Norwegian and iMnlsh !- tlons. at Washington ; Hon. .los.'asoy, lale (Jhlef Justice U. S. Conrt of Uliiltn; tn the Officials of the U. S 1'nlent Qfne. and to Senators and Members of Congress Iron, every Htute. Aildrcfs: LOTUS RAUdRfift -CO.. So lienors or Patents nnd Atlnrneysstl.aw La., Droit ItullillUK WA8BIMHUII. U. IU ' DANIEL WIEAND, Carnagcs,"yagoiis,Slcigli8, &c cohhfu or HASH AND IRON STII1.TTS, IiEHIOHTON, I'KNHA,, Particular attcntloo,Klvcu to REPAIRING In all Its details, at tho very I. on est Prices. I'atronavu respectfully solicited und per fort satlsr.ictlon guaranteed. Janlti, H ly. 1IAN. WIKANli. ELY'S CREAM BALM Gieei rtlttf id once nml Vitrei Cold in Head Catarrh. Hay Fovoi AW ijml. Ijnujf or toicrfer Ficr'Otn injuri ous J)rtfj and 0Tciuu'ie Ooi'n. 'KAYFEVEI At? vr H&V-FEVER A particle applied Into each noMrll and Is agreeable, l'rlco Ml cents ill ilniKclaUt by mall, ri-itlMcrcd, nn cent". Circulars fieo. KI.V MtliS., Diiit'glsta, Owcgo, N. V. Jv-in-lfus for Iu. KCOTT'S iciiutlful Ki.KC-tnic Sample free to 11 oe liiToiiilnitaKCiitH. No risk, iinlck wiles, ler rllorv uUen. VSallsf.icllon tmninntcrd Address 1)11. WO IT, llroadwiiy, N. York T. J. BRETNEY, Ileepectfiilly announces to the merchants of LeldKhion and otners that he Is prepared to do all kinds ol Hauling of Freight, Express Mutter and Baggage at very reasonable prices. Hy prompt at tention to all orders tie hopes to merit a rhara ol puldlo patronage. KvsUlence. corner of Pine and Iron Streot, Lelilxlilvn, l'a, Orders lor hauling left at O. 51. oweeny & Bon's Store will rioclvo piumpt attention. T, J. HUETNEY. Oct. 1A tMI Joi. E. F. LlOKENllACH, DhALKlt IN Wall Papers. Borders & Decorations, Books, Stationery, Fancy Mi "Window Shadeb & Fixtures, Latest Sttlel. made and put up. If deilrea. Paints, Oil, Varnish. Fntrv, musics & gnici'tl 1 '.tin i iv i. .j. id