Hoes 1 North Carolina. T!ic Most Productive State In the Union The Seaboard Air-Line l'rom NOUFOI.K, VA., to It.Vt.ElOII. SlhltKHAN PIMM, CHAKLdTTKIC, MOUNT HOLLY, tillKMlY & JlOTHEKKOltDTOX, N. C. Oilers unequalled Inducement, to Settlers wishing to engage In Farming or .Mnnu facturlne. tSrOndnt l'nilt, W RCtnble, Tobacco, Tim lirr unit Mineral Lauds lor sale or lease at extremely low urlccs. CimaleUieiceM! Ho Malaria! All non-residents of North Carolina who ptiirliaic Iambi, mid lacc same under cultl r.illon, on the HeiilHmrri Alr-Llue ltoiids, will hi- furnished Willi tin annual puss, for one year, uVer the road on wlileli located, nnd lreiiiely low rato tickets for their families; and will be clmrKrd only nne-lialt the rcnilar .rates of freight ililring llm first esr of resi dence, on frelglitof wliatsoe cr kind received HH.H'lal low rates on all articles of manm f.K turo and product of the farm. As evidence. of the appreciation In which tho climate Ih held by Northern people, we point to the fact that the hotel at Kittiikm., N. C. Is most liberally patronized from the liCRlnnliiRof winter until lato tn the spring by prominent people of Massachusetts, New York and other Jiortliem Stales, who give unqualified endorsement n( the climate and the healthful benefits derived f ro?u ajlfc In, the. loin: leaf pine region. ' Mouth run I'iNKB. tn Moore county,- a ln'itullfitl spot on tho ltalelgh & Augusta Alr Llue, Is about em feet above the sea, and in the extreme Western limit of the Iong Leaf Vine belt. Climate exceedingly dry, pure nnd healthy, with splendid Clearwater, and the locality Is pronounced, by the most emi nent Hniutarlsts in this country to be admir ably adapted for persons In search of health, and especially In case of pulmonary troubles. Lands hero very cheap, and specially adapted to Grapo Culture uud Truck Fann ing: also Kllk Culture. Mount Uollt, situated on the West bank of the beaut If ill C.itawlia Itlvcr, Is just com ing Into prominence, ns both a Bummer nnd winter resort. The country surrounding possesses flue capabilities In being timbered with hard wood for manufacturing, and the soil It excellent for Umss, drain, Tobacco and other flt'M crops. The latitude nloug the line of rait road cor rcuwnds with that lit Middle Kranre and Italy, and Is tempered by the mild Influences of tint Unit Stream on tho Hast nnd the high mountain ranges In the West. Tho mean an nual temperature Is K In Summer 76, and In Winter . Average number of fair days per year l I.U.ralny l.X), and cloudy ones only 2. These facts serve to show the climate Is most excellent. Persons v Ith limited means can purchase land mi the Installment plan, If so deslied, and by small monthly payments c.mi soon nvn :i farm In this ilellshlrid Inealltv. All prospectors nnd settlers can purchase 1 tekcts on special orders, to be secured by ap p'teatlon to the undersigned, at the following vry low rules: To any Station on IMIclgh&aistoultlt li ilflgh&Augusta " Carolina Central " 4 20 5 70 7 Hi 2 70 4 20 6 70 9 2(H 11 H) 10 70 12 70 Freight on household goods, Ut any point on tho line, per too lb.i-From l'oiirtsniouth, 11 iltlniore or New York. .Vk.-.s Uostoii. inc.. nnd rrtui li tickets can be purchased at rates ll.luieiiaiMive. Write to the undersigned for Seaboard Air Line Ituiid Hook, giving full detailed Infor mation ns to lands lor sale. ite. The North Carolina Stato Department of Agriciiiiuie is worKingui nearly co-operation with this system of roads. ltoute of travel Is via "ltav Line" Steamers (Chesapeake Hay), from Baltimore dally at 7 ,a . m. uiu I'umimun Line in eiicninsilips, from New, York, Tuesdays, Thursdays ami (saiuriiays, at 3 l'. Ji.,ann noston, by Mer chants' nnd Miners Line, on Wcdncsdavsand ncctl tig there with trains nt Seaboard AlrlJnc n.i li rti n v.. Til .1 I . ii . . in nniin v vn . f-ntt. F. W. CLARK, Wilmington, N. C. Gen'l Frt. & Pass. Agt, Mar 13, lW-0m. Joseph F. Rex, DEALER IN Flour, Feed & Furniture, Tobacca and Cigars, E.ist Weissport, Penn'a., Isnltos tins ieoploof Wclsspoit and vicinity to call and examine Ins large assortment of goods before purchasing elsewhere. Prices Low as tho Lowest ! a?rill7-l8SMy. Clauss & Bro., The Ta.lore. jo the Pttllh : Good Clothing you can look at with satisfaction, and always foul, a ccrtt.in amount of pride when weaving them. To know that it fits, is st)lish and will wear well is another rent satisfaction. Wc are tlrtcrmiiipd to have nuthing hut superior quality of goods in our establishment no low (juulities that we cannot re commend to the buyer. "Wo nre still making those famous $10 Am,-Wool Suits which proved so satisfactory to all who purchased of them when wo first commenced their make. Wc make the sumc unit iioiv, at the same price, and the material ice use Is as y iod as ever. We also carry in stock a fineh grade ol Cloths il,dCassimers which we have a groat demand lor; they range in price from $10. IO $40. 10U Will nilSS it jf you fail to see our brand-new Stock of CorJcscretCS, Worsteds and Cahners. They arc ' bound to prove satisfactory- Hood fits, latest st vies andlow- cat prices you will find pre dominate here. Wo also carry in stock Gent's Furnishing Goods all tho latest styles. We are continually adding new novel ties to tliis department In J.ndics, Gents and Child- irns 8liofs,wehave everything, thflt IS JlKdy to be in demand. We invite mm to cull, fe.pl. vt(f sure we can please you, no matter what you want. j ivi.ih, I cry J(e8jtecluUy, Clauss & Bro., X'ank ptrrct, Lehighton, I'n. In Open Letter MISCELLANEOUS. What have you done, to further hitman progress?" asked a Retentions philosopher, tho other day, of Jerry Jforrls. Jerry's repl) was clear and decisive: "I've seven boys and two girls, sir." The philosopher departed, and for the first time in his life thought. Files! Tiles!! Piles It! Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching piles. One box has cured the worst case of 20 years standing. No one need suffer live minutes after using William's Indian rile Ointment. It ab sorbs tumors, allays itching of the pri vate parts, nothing else. Sold by drug gists and mailed on receipt of price, SI. William's Jlfg. Co., I'ron's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. "I would not marry an Eastern man, If I had to live an old maid nil my lifel'' exclaimed a buxom Mlssomi lass. "Why not?" demanded her astonished com panion. "Hccause every paper you pick up contains an account of tho fail ure of the Kastcrn malls." To Young Ladies. If your life Is made a burden owing to blackheads, pimples and other eruptions on the. face marring your beauty and causing so much chagrin, it is no longer necessary to oendurc it. Dr. Flagg's Family Ointment will certainly remove all such blemishes and leave your skin soft, smooth nnd beautiful. Sold by all drugjlsls and mailed on receipt of price, 20c. Williams Mfg. Co., Trap's., uicvemna, iu:. com nc i nomas' ci drug store. A girl who had become tired of single blessedness wrote to her Intended thus: "Dear Augustus Com rite off If you are cumin' at all. Ned Gllmore Is instslln' that I shall have bin., and he hugs mc so continually that I can't hold out much longer." For Hay Fever. "Give Ely's Cream Balm a trial. This justly celebrated remedy for the cure of catarrh, hay fevcr,cold In the head, &c, can be, obtained of any reputable drug' gist, and may bo relied upon as a safe and pleasant remedy for the above com plaints and will give Immediate relief. It is not a liquid, snuff or powder, has no offensive odor nnd can be used at any ttmo with good results, as thousands can testify, among thein some of the attaches of this offlee."SiM of the 1 lines, Jiay hi, isoo. "Jimmy," said the editor to the devil, "I want you to send a marked c ipy containing tho obituary of Itcv. Slttbklns to his late residence." "Ves, sir; but where In hell Is It?" Tho Voice of the People. The people, as a whole, seldom make mistakes, and the unanimous voice of praise which conies from those who have used Hood's Sarsaparllla, fully justifies the claims of the proprietors of mis great medicine. Jnueecl, tliese very claims are based entirely on what the pcopie say noons sarsaparllla lias done for them. Head the abundant evidence of Its curative powors, and give Ita fair, iiuucsi iriui. rrofessor in Astronomy: "Jlr. J can you tell me which constellation the sun will enter next?" "Can't sir." Professor; "Correct; the constellation of Cancer." To-Night and To-Morrow Nieht and each day and night during the week, you can lind at ltiery's, elssnort, and Thomas', Lehighton, Kemp's Supposa- torlcs acknowledged to bo the most sue- cessful'trcitnient yet Introduced for the cure of piles. Old sufferers from this distressing complaint are at once re Ilevcd and In a short time a Derailment. cure esiuuiisnen. unccK the illsease n time by using the most effective remedy. rrice ouc. bend address for nmnhta ..til, T 1 T L I'uis. uvx ,ajo, i.o iioy, is. l . cow "If the decollete fashion docs not draw tlie lines somewhere," says Hrotlier 'lalmage, "the primitive fi leaf will again be an Indispensable toilet irtlclc." Are von made mlKlilo tnr ini. :Ion, constipation, dizziness, loss of ap petite, yellow skin? Shiloh's Vitalizer is a positive cure. Sold at Dr Horns' and Jiiery's drug stores. First Stanger "Slow, isn't It?" acconu btranger "Ves, very." First stranger "Let's go home." Second vStranger "I can't, I'm the host." Shiloh's Cure will iininerilatnlviv.il, CrOUP, WbOOIllll" COIl?ll an, I ItrntwO.lll. Sold by Dr. Horn, Lehighton and. I3icry An old lady, reading a biography of Charles O'Connor, the alleged father of the Now York bar, exclaimed: "Poor man! he had a dreadful set of children." The Rev. Geo. H.Thaycr.of Ilouibon, Ind., says: "llolh myself and wife owe our lives to Sim.oii's Consumption Cum:, lllery, Welssiwrt, and Dr. norn, Lehighton. ' I knew a verv wlso man that be lieved that If a man were permitted to mako all the ballads, he need not care who should make tho laws of a nation. Il'hy will yon cough when Shllob's Cure will give Immediate relief? Price 10e COc SI. Sold by Dr. Horn, Le highton, niery, Weissport. no (after surveying the company) "Mixed lot! Hardly a gentleman In the room." She (Innocently) "Not one that I can see!'1 ,1?s.a! lniector toe with each bottlo of bliiloli s Catarrh ltemedy. Price 50 cents. Sold by niery, Weissport, and Horn, Lrhlghtuu. ' Why are youngladlcs nowadays like bells. Ueeause you never can find out JB0,,r me,al unt" you lmve No Curc-Xo Pay. A new departure SjEffi KlSXJ&SSSS; SkcToSMiJS For sale at store. -Why is a COW llkn ii linl.i.o Tl. ono drinks water and makes milk, and me ouier uoesn t. Auvciuai uestructlon of weeds marrying a widow. No Cure No ray. A new denartnre In medicine! Fontafne's Great Svery roinoves tlie cause of disease: namely, disease ceruis. Tills guarantee mcani omethins for "Knowledge is power." lor sale al Dr. C. T. IIorns drtlg store, A jounir poet out cst, in describ ing heaven says: "Jt Is a world of I.1U. if jouwkato restore the bloom to J"""- sted cheek, and so Inmroveyonr 1,ea,t1' uat plumpness and BtreiiL'th will 1 Ti00 f"J ,debl,lty ,mrIfy ImiSVC iM remedy u til benefit you more surely a"11 M'iy " 'y other, vwvofc auuy SllOWn Foundling Aiylum Infanev. at the If seven days nuke one week, how many days wip make one strong? To Eegulate - FAVORITE HOME REMEDY li warranted nol to coniam a single par ticle of Mercurv or nnv Inlurloui tub Stance, but 1 purely vogctAblc. It will Cure all Diseases caused by Derangement of the Liver, Kidneys and Stomach. If your Liver U out of order, then your hole lytem is deranged, llie blood is Impure, the breath oflenUye; you have headache, feel languid, ill spirited and nervous. To prevent a more serious con dition, take at once Simmons ' REGULATOR. If yon lead a sedentary life, or suffer with Kliltmv AfiW'tlmn. avoid stimulants and take binmons Liver Regulator, Sure to relieve. If you have eaten anything hard of digestion, or feci heavy after meals or sleepless at night, taVe a dose anl jou wilt feci relieved and sleep pleasantly. If you are a mwerahle sufferer wkh CiiiifltJ pul Ion, !)yptpIn anl JIIlluuaitei, seek relief at once in fcimmoni Liver Regulator. It docs not require continual dooing, and costs but a trine. It will cure you If you wale e up In the morning with a bitter, bad taste In your mmith, TAKE: Simmons Liver Regulator. It cor rects the Dilioiw Stomach, sweetens the Breath, and cleanses the Furred Tongue. Children often need some safe Cathar lie and Tonic to avert approaching stekne Simmons Liver Regulator will relieve Colic, Head ache. Sick Storruch, Indigestion, Dysentery, and the Complaints incident to Childhood. At any time you feel your system needs cleansing, toning, regulating without violent purging, or stiuuuiing without Intoxl eating, tax PRSPAREO BY J. H. ZEILIN & CO., Philadelphia, Pa. For Newest Designs and Most Faabionablo Styles of DltESS GOODS, DRY GOODS, GUOCElllES, PROVISIONS, SILVERWARE, &c, &c. GO TO E. H. SNYDER, Bank Street, Lehighton. Goods cuorantcnl and prices as low as elsc- wheto for the same quality of good, July 18, 1835 1y WM. DUFFY & SON. of East Mauch Chunk, are proparcil to do all kinds of PlasterinE & Ornamental Wort it shortest notice. Orders liv mall will r ceire rrompt attention. Terms nin.leraU or good work. teul&tf LEWIS H. REHRIG, Slate Roofer. REPAIRING proni.tly attended to at 'hort notice and on reasonable terms. WORK GUARANTEED. Address: I'KINCE'S V. 0., Carbon County, Penn'a. aiK2tl-ly custs wins: ah n:t taiis. RoatlniiirhHvrtin. Tfmtf rfnH Uuulu time. MuMby drugKlsis. Ml lf-SOLlNTONnnETiVKV,(ashlonnblf itQ Hoot and Siiok Maker, Hank St. l.bhlKhton. All work warrautcd. Tills pniirr Is kept on fllo nt the omce or YERoS DVERTISINq riMES BUILD1HQ PHILADELPHIA. OIIMAICO at Lowest Cash Rates rMCL Send lOo.tn AYER fi SON'S MANUAL stamp rur D. J. KISTLHiC tlesjicettully announefs In th publlo that lie has upenoda NEW MVEItY .STAHI.K In suiimctlon with his hotel, and ii iiruumi i, jurnlsh Toami for Funerals TOfllnzs or Business Trips on shorten notlcoanj most llbernlcerm. All orders left at tLo l'Onrl-m Ilouio'' win rrctivV proiupi attention, oiudio oo nonii Street, aeit the liutol LeUUIfm. ltiui-vl Central Carriage Works Bank St., LehigMoii, Pa.5 Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring AVagon, &c, Uferery description, In the most substantial manner, and at I.oweit 0b Prices Itcnalrlns Tromiitlj- Attended' to. TKEXLEU 4 KUEIDLER, April , 1882 yl Proprietors. M. HEILMAN, BANE STEEET, LobJghton, Pa., Sillier and IKnler In Flour and Feed. ill Kind, ol UllAIN BOUUUT ami BOLD "EOULAll MAItKET ItATEU. I would rcsiicctfiilly Inform tho eliUen of this place and vlelnlty that 1 am fully pieuircil to su pply them i itli all kinds ot The Best of Coal From any mini-, at ery LOCUST I'lllCI'.S. i'. II EI LM AN m 1 4M JX YOU WANT The Carbon Advoi3ate ! $1. per year ; 50c. six Pictures, Pictures, Pictures. o o o Copiod and enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS, Pastels, Crayon, India Ink and Photographs. All work guaranteed or no iay. All we ask is u trial. Give us ft call and be convinced, No. 105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa. Franklin Santee, Manager, J". S. KKEJIKLER, AGT. Orders left at the ApvodA'fE Office will receive prompt attention. ' " rcb28..iyr All the latest Styles and Shades ! Best Qualities ! Lowest Prices ! Also a full and complete line of Puru Dkugs and Medicnes! Choice Wines, Liquors, Cigars, & Tobacco ! rcrscrlptlon carefully compounded day or nlglit. at W.P. Biery's, Cor. Whito & Bridge sts. Weissport, Tlie undersigned is prepared to furnish the best Lehigh Coal, from llarleigli Colliciy, at the following low prices, by the Car, foh cash only. Credit ten cents per ton extra: gg - - -Stove - - Chestnut No. 1 Chestnut No. 2 Prices at the Mines 25cts, per ton Less. J. L. GAJBEL, -DEALER IN. HARDWARE LUMBER, COAL, &c, &c, 0 lum.Tfl SQUARE-, LEHIGHTON, PENN'A 1 '", w(iii i jmpHNManw --Trinli n ntin ! m 1 I i I i m hihiimi WHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH THE liEE BY CKAIVUNINO ii ifer5Sr5EANSAa ; ovil:?!4. E.st.Loui i r -tt CHICAGO, nOGIC ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY By roaaon of Its central position and closo relntlon to nil principal linos East end V03t, at Initial and tormlnal points, coniatitutoa tl-o most lmjjortant mld-contl-nental link In that system of thvou jU transportation wlilch Invites nnd facili tates travol and tratllo between clti03 of tlio Atluntla and Pncltlc Cor.sts. It In also tho favorltoand bost route to end Irom points EnBt, Nortueast and Boutbeast, rend corresponding points W est, Korthwest and Southwest. Tno Roclc Island systom includes in Its meln line and bronchos, Chlcncro, Jollot. Ottawa, LsSallo, Peoria, Qeneseo, Molino end Hock Island, in Illinois; Duvenport, Muscatine, Wasliinsrton, Fairfield, Ottuniwn. Oslinloosn. West Liberty, Iowa City, Doa Moines, Indlundla, Wlntercet, Atlantic, Knoxvlllo, Audubon, Ilarlan, Quthrio Centre end Council Bluffa, in Iowa; Gallatin, Trenton, Cameron and Kansas City, in Missouri; Leavenworth, and Atchison, in Kansas; Albert-Loo, Minneapolis nnd 8t. Paul, in Minnesota; Watertown in Dakota, and hundreds of intermediate cities, townB, villages and stations. THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE Guarantees Its patrons that sense of personal security afforded by a solid, thorou-thly billeted road-bod; smooth tracks ot continuous otoel roll; sub stantially built culverts and bridtros; rolling: stock es near perfection as human skill cm make it; tho safety' nppllancos of patent buffers, platforms and alr-brakij; and that exacting dlsclpllno wlilch governa the practical operation of all its trains. Other specialties of this routo are Transfers at nil connecting points in Union Dopots, and the unsurpassed comforts and 'usuries of 'ts P.issonor Equipment. The Past Express Trains botwoon Chicago and the Missouri River nre com nosodof woUvontllated,nnoly upholstered Day Coaches. Magnificent Pullman Palace Sleopors of the latest leslffh, nhd sumptuous Dlninar Cars, in which olaborately cookod meals aru leisurely eaten, "good Digestion waiting on Appetite, and Health on both." Between Chicago and Kansas City end Atchison, are also run the Celebrated Reclining Choir Cars. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Is the direct and f.worite lino between Chicago and Minneapolis and St. Paul, whore connections are madi in Union Denota for nil points in the Territories and British Provinces. Over this routo, Fast Express Trains aro run to tho wurorin? niacos, summar resorts, plcturesquo localities, ana nunung ana iisn- infr (jrounds of Iowa and Minnosota, It ncn wuoat ueias una pRStornl lands of btui another DIUEOT LINE, via Seneca and Kankakoe, baa been opened botwoan Newport News. Richmond. Cincinnati. Indianapolis, i:nd Lafayotto nnd Council Bluffs. Kansas City, Minneapolis and St. Paul and lntermodlato points. tor detailed information soo Maps nnd Folders, obtainable, as wolt as Tickets, nt fll principal Ticket Omces in tho United Btitc3 and Canada; or by addresjlng r R. R. CABLE. Preildent and Gcnoral Manager, Chicago. nnt Dnii wbfh raatnrMil (nkulih t ..... ?f?PF. CCMIUAI IHPTllirn1 HARRIS MlndlcalC V"uakuCM3B la A",! M uuiiimnL rnoiiLLCO. Cure f or f.'.rvnn. IU. In M.. 11. 1 - oakuMjandl'hjp.rcnl locn In Vouna or mid Mn. Toiud for KUbt Ym In ln.nj nd brnk.n down jna loth, rull Vk.m.r.V.-.t pej-ix-tiiiiarull MinlrRtnncthand Vigorous Health. urer-rtmla rou unj tu i, ana itocoro 'amrhletja. THE Wr1 wholly of ClilllM Iron and llfwemt-r tit eel, ilnlhrrt la Imitation ol UoftfwotMl. Wulnut. Hurl ana Oak. Mure thuii alrcatlr um'U, Chu but llltlt, ran tw u-U tu any icravu, U nlr fnd wnfrr llulil niul hurc larprr pruiects i.otu im Let Mini Ik.v . frutn ilaiiitiiicM, mould tun! dt-cay auI Irom bur rowing unluuils ftud rmln. h.Mj Vjulti are Itfit iu aud rer..r uU ntl-tir r UuXml wr A it dfM itr uJl.n m urftfnK4bj u-iutbt j'ii.(uj.l uu;w, ltd ED X! m rvr ifc tn CRAVE months ; 25c. fa o o o o o In'Vard. Del. in Town $3.25 $3.50 3.35 - 3.25 2.15 3.60 3.50 2.40 CEOCRAPHY OF THIS COUNTRY, WILL Tnlli MAP. THAT THE is also tho mo6t desirable route to tlie Interior Dnkota. E. ST. JOHN, General Ticket and Passonger Agenl, Chicago. Avold the litrpjfiuon ol trelcbtloua mif iimi. oun.uuiEliTlhtina CUHCU thoaftiuli. doc not tnterfert wih t tentiua to buinwu. ot mummIb or lncunviuilcnca In anv wit. I'm. nil rt on wilnllnd tncdirttl brltwlnlra Ri aluv.-i ifanpllcklioDtotht ra oldUetir llndfle inrlti.-iiCMla fmt wllhout TKa.i,.. I ihmv funrtloin cf th huniuiortinlvturtitorvU. 1h waML-u tDimiliif rlemcnU of Jif are ilvrn bark, the palknl bccurcci cUccjf ul ud rapldipiim toib AnscUt ftiul LcUU TREATaEIIT.-CiitUKt.. Iir7a!tt.U Iliet, 17 HARRIS REMEDY CO., MfO CKtuim, 308 ir.a.o'hBtreet.BT.r.OtJIS.MO. Bhoultl b uaed In every Inter ii U AfTcnU ioeliive and at dilute security Mutuii tlie crne ruUiicr. Ih rriuly fur liniut-UUte u-ip and iM'ructfrally Iiidrftiruci Iblf. IndornthJanilrfooinmi-nded by I'ndertakoni, Omlery .uu c(aLliTi4 and Ifitllne rtllzin ev ery . tier Munufr.c'turtHt oy tlie JtUlM21rIi:Ll M l'3. CO., HlirituUcld, OUU. by VALLKTJXE P( HWARTZ FurnUhin kniu. ti f LHl'll UK Cll.r'lMin js ul U'gM, U-ui LebijhLjL. 2 2V Oui A Creaking Hinge Jailrynnil liirns Irani, until oil lsniipliud, nflur which It moves easily. When the joints, or lihigr.i, tlio bodynrostlffcncd niul Inllamcil y Itlii'iinlali.sni, they can not ho moved without cnusiiiR the most cxcruriatlniiaiiis. Aycr's Snreaparilla, liy Its actiou on tho Llnod, relieves this condition, and restores lira Joints to good working wiler. Aycr's Sarsaparllla I km rfTeclciI, In our city, many most ii'tiiniknhla cures, iu rases which Killlcd tlio ellorts of the most fxiicncnrcd idiysicians. 'Wcro it mrussury, I could kiwi tlio names ol many individuals who have been cured hy hiking this medicine In uiyrase It has woil.cd wonders, relieving mo of Rheumatism, nfler belli;; troubled with it for years. In this, ami nil other ilisua'cs arising from inipuro blood, ilirrn is no tcmcdv with which I am ni iii:iintcl, thill ulTorils sucli rt'li ns Avar's Sarsniurllla 11. II, tawrairc, M. D., llultiuiorc. Mil. Ayor's r-ars.ip.inllu ruiod mo of flout md Ilhcuuiutisiu, whru liothlnc clso would. It has ciiidirati'd cycrv traro of disi-aio from my pystrm. K, )I. Short, Maunder liutal llclinout, Lowell, Mass. I was, ilurlu; many months, a sufferer from chronic Klicunialisin. Tho disease 'itlllHed me prlcvniisly, in spitoof nil the remedies I i iiuld II ml. until 1 1 ommenced usins Aycr'a Siirsaparilla. 1 took scv rrrd liottles of this rewiratlon, and was speedily reUired to health. J. Frcam, tndcpeiidciicc, Va. Oyer's Sarsaparilla, t'rvmnd Lr T)r. J. CAverfcCo., Lowell, wait fold byull )rugUU. l'rU'u$t;U totllci tS Ten thousand Babies ore given yearly to tlio grave by not having Dr. Hand s Teeth ing Lotion on when teething. their gums SOMETHING NEW! Something Wcndekful ! SOMETHING MAGICAL! To bathe the Baby's gums while teething, relieving all inflammation, swelling and pain. LOST ! A good many night's rest by not havinc Dr. Hand's Colic Cure, for it gives Baby comfort and sleep without stupefying or iniuring it. No opiates. No constipation. Hand's licmedies for Chil dren sold by all Druggists. Laboratory at Scranten, Pa. Dec. 5, 188 J y eo.w. -DON'T- BUY AN ENGINE tTnlll tou lmve teen our circular and prices i'JoO.OO fur 16-HorPo Tower, to 4-550.1 -0 lur 0 ilorsu Power. I.nulnes rumplctu wDh n. eniur. Tump, II enter, Tlimltlo VaUo nod Slht Fecd-0 Under LaUbricitor. .More than 1010 In use. Send Ur circular ulln tt etl monlnlfl from every Slnto In tlio Union. 1'er- ieu saiir'iHOtiont'uiirHiiua. Ualdnliiavllle. N. Y. Mention this Paper m.irls.Sd write ran einettiAs o o "O u o ft -O o I o d r-i a o in o u uT a O O to a tn Sriid 10 ceuU insiaj;p,(in(l we will mail yuu he. a rayal, valuiibie, atiii'.i Qliox id Eiatda thai will put .mi u in the wav ol makiiie more muney at mice, than nnylhlnj: ehe in America. Dolli iexea of ull ugai can liv. at home and work in spare time, or all the tiniu. Capital not rfquired. W'e will tan Jou. Iiumeuau pay mra for thoite vrhi aiartalonce. 8TINSON i CO., lVllaml. Maiuo iiov. 2 H85, $1 13 WEEKS. The TOLIOE GAZHTTK will b mailed aecurely wrapped, to any addraa hi ihr Uuiled Stales for three months nu receipt o ONE DOLLAR, Liberal discount allowed to lautmailara agents and clubs Sample copies inaile.1 iree. Aaaress an orders in ItlCHAUD IC. I'QX, KUASICMX SlJCiUK, J. Y. Mar 30, 18S5 ly KODA WATKlt III j j S SODA WATKlt MODA WATKlt SODA WATEIl KOJIA WATKI! BU1IA WATK -AT- C. T. Horn's, CENTItAI. t'KNTItAl. CUNTIIAL DItlKS HTOltH. DltlHl STOItK. DltUG HTOltH. I have tliclargcstaiid most select stock o( MEDICINES & CHEMICALS ever brought to town, I also constantly ciirrv In stock and otter for sale at prices that defy com petition 11 coin lete lino ot Wall Paper AND DecorationS, Prescriptions, carefully com pounded. SODA WATKlt DA WATKlt ) DA WATKlt Y DA WATKlt J Mil Kill 1 SODA WATKlt SODA WATKlt fcur'yz.lr 'j Dollar per year, Is the T price of the Caiiiio.v Ati- I vot'.VTrt. lonial"saIlthe v J Vnews of the week and In I LTterest lug letters f nun New . ui., 11 uaiiiiituil, mc Eolith, and other lKilnts. The imlv 11.1. i atih 8 0 B- per In lite twumj- at S1.00 per jrear. FARMERS' COLUMN. Attontion I Farmers ! Wo respectfully rciiucstthi1 fanners who may have mi) tlihiK of liileh-st under tills head to send It In, thereby making this department more of a "home" nature. All articles not In the shape of advertisements Inserted free of charge. llin. Ahvouatk. Kcarmg Calves to Advantage. Firtt, own good cow&. Treat them kindly iitul keen llieni ilocllc anil quiet. Wlicn about lo calve, idaeo tlio cow In a cqiarato stall anil leave licr loose, l'ced no grain or btiniulating food for a iiiontli before calving. "Wlicn tlio calf arrives, remove it to a pen at a distance wlicre it can lie kept ijuiet and comfortable. It will novcr know what it is to be with ita mother, and much trouble afterwards will bo spared. In three or four hours nulk the cow, imd give the milk to th calf, teaching it to drink. With patient skill the calf may bo taught to drink iu the lirst lesson. Jlilk thecow four times it day, and fowl the milk to thucalf until tlie fourth day, when Iho cow is returned to Ihe stable and the milk is saved for skimming. The eair gets only skimmed milk after this three quarts at a feed twice a day, and wanned up to eighty degrees. The feed is gradually inciease . as ii calf grows, and when it is two months old it is taught to take u Utile mixed ground corn and oats, and have a tmal. quantity with the warmed skimmed mill until it is ei.x or eight monllisold. This enables the calf to mako a line growth. and brings it up in docility and gentle- ncss.1 Iliese qualities are improved by n daily brushing and carding, and by using it to the halter and to lead, while it h being fed in the pen. Continual hand ling in this way prevents tho conliaetinL of any of the common vices, and Allien the calf becomes a cow, it is in an excel lent slate of diciplinc and gives ih trouble. This method, well carried out, i the main step toward au improved herd, which will be of very great value, and one gained at a very small cost. An. AoiticuLTUntsT. Never Fails. No instance of a failure on rccoid when Simmons Liver llegulator has been properly taken. It removes lilous secretions, cures dyspepsia, constipation and sick headache, strengthens tin kidneys and gently assist; Nature. For (lie Auvi OATK.1 How to Shock Drain In the Field. I'laee three sheaves in a straight lim from Kast to West ; place two on South and two on North side of the shock. Then you will have no room for mote. Then put on a good cap cars facing the AVest. I'anncr, your chickens do not die o cholera at this season ofthc year. It is' the lice sickness, l'owder their fcathcts with sulphur. Feed no corn but oatt and wheat. K.uiMnu (Suit. A huge derrick-pole, fell an 1 savcrev injured the foot of mechanical eiiince. U. I!. Hovt at the New Orle.ins Ktinsi lion, and after only three applioitii ih i M. Jacobs Oil, all the swellui' aid l am disappeared. Caf.iuir Meadjws lor .lay Great judgment should b 11. cd this, as some meadons roquir; tl o grass to bo cut as close to the surface as possi' ble, while on others it must be left of greater le.iglh, to that it may be necessary to vary its height from half an inch to three inches. Meadows of li le natural grass, like some of those bordering the Connecticut .i ir can bo mowed very elos, while ipl nds vtockc.l with cultivat ed grass, would be injure if cut so short, speiully if followed by dry weather. A diilerence also should be observed in the uuing of different kinds of grass, as the liner the culms, or stalks, tho closer it can be cut without injury. Hcd t ; or olue-grass, for example, can bo mowed considerably closer t i the ground than limothy, or, pcihups, orchard grass or clover. It is anoldadageamong farmers that "an inch at the bottom is worth two at the top;" but surely in feediug quality, the reverse is the case with tho. tines last uientioncj grawes. Ast. Acini' CUl.Tk'HIST. The' most astouishiiiKlv beneficial results have followed tlieu-eof Kcd .Slui Cough Cure by thosoHllectcd with thri'al and lung troubles. Trice, twent iivc eenU. Property in Game Game in its wild state properly licl iug to nobody. It is only when it is reduced to possession, or killed, that it can le called property. A qualified property in game, even in its wild state, cxiit-i at common law. 1'roperty, riitione soil, i the common law relit which every n tier of hind has 0 kill and take all such animals, feric nature, as may from time to time be found on his. laud, and ns soon as that right is exerc':cd,thc animals so killed or caught become the absolute property of the owner of the soi. Aside from the questio.i of trespass, if a man kill or capture a wild iinim tl it becomes his property; and depriving him of, injuring It, can Lo punished both civ ly and criminally. But until tlio game is actually killed or captured, tho sportsman has no property in it, even though he may have wounded it or be on the point of catching it, and any one else has 11 right to '"coino in at tho death" nnd sicze the game If he can. lint, although there is no ownership ofeamouulil it is actually reduced to possession, it has been decided in Kngland that an action will lie against ono who intentionally frightens away game from another man's laud or water. Am. AonicuLTumsT. Excitement in Texas Great excitement has been caused in the vicinity of Paris, Tex., by tho remarkable recovery of Mr. J. E. Corlcy, who was so helpless he could not turn iu bed, or raise his head; evervb xly said he was dying of Consumption. 'A triul bottle of Dr. Kintr's New Discovery w as sent him. Finding relief, he bought a large bottle and u Nix of Dr. King's I New Life 1'illt; by the time ho had taken two boxes of l'ills and two bottle of the Discovery, he was wellund had gained in tWIi thiny-six pallida. ! Triul itottle-. 01 ih:s Ureal Diswerv for Ounsmnptiu.i live at T. I). Thu.naVtt J tj Store, I mnarnan; MALT Hpcrlnllr Distilled for .lleillrlnnl Dae. THE BIST TOmci UNEQUALED for CONSUMPTION WASTING DISEASES and GENERAL DEBILITY. PERFECTS DIGESTION. PH. KDW L. WAM.INO, Sor P't.u In Otirf, National Gutnl i.f N. JMvrrllm. "Mr llrntlon wan Mllxl t ymir Knyslone JttuJt V)ilnkjr by Mr. lafllnr. lrupplit, of Trvnlon, I 1 1ii(y UftrJ K ftw luUlr lilt Ur lctltr 4lTect thn any I hntfl IimiI. 1 mil iTCjpintenJitm oiir nrllclfl Iu tny practlca, aotl hud ft cry nalUfactory.1 IVKlZZ Or X3OTA7Z0ZTS. Cj"Thf ricntilna hm Ihr A(iatirtl '.mI.H a MKNHKLSflX K -M i .1 EISNER & eENDELSON, (Poto A kwuii Ibr Hi. U. 8.) 1 316, 318 and 320 Ract SU Philadelphia, Pa. ' For sale at, Dr. Horn's. THE CHAUTAUQUA Oom&Seed Planter. A ONE-HAND AUTOMATIC MACHINE. J April 4,1882. lau I rob. 81, 1885. AU of Motal, Iilirht, Strong1, well Constructed and Eloeantly Fainted. riauts Corn (and pumpklrv soods), Boans, etc. WORKS WKLI. I SOODT, LVMFT AND STONY OHOCND. Illjrlilr reeonuncnrled by Farmer and Dealers In all section.. Xbetuno F.ivectlaouciln)' wra will pay for it. PRICE, - - $2.78. Liberal discount to agents null tlie trade. Srf Canvassers ciislij- make 10.00 per MA Unyiu tho l'lantiug season. Send for circular nml extra Induce ments to agents and ,;tlrii- cntiTai-Kers. iWSVygSl lentlon this pa per, anil address,, The dhautanquapianter-CJompany JAMESTOWN, N. Y. S37B andMlddlo-rcid Mcu ftTountr I.adlr. trained f r sLicccful mrt In Imslnrsi hre t Colfroan CoUevr. Newark, N.J. Ufe5iliolr.Mp (40. NoVlc.tlon. Sllii .tlonspcured whfndlml. IlliistfatedrKUlnrtp mailed on ri.udon. Henry Coleman, rrla.,ira Wklte, int. tIEST IN THE MOULD tJT Oct tho Gcnulno. Sold ETenrwhcre. ADVERTISERS can learn the exact cost of any proposed line of advertising in American papers by addressing Geo. P. Rowell & Co., Nowapnper Advertising Dureau, 10 Spruaa St., Now York. 3ond tOcta. for lOO-Pugo PamphlsU WITSiOUT SUFFERING U'ers of Opium, aro yoa aware that Dr. LesHa L. Keelcjr's Douiiti: CiiLOnwr or Goit" will enro the worst case of this terrible bablt In from three to rive weeks (at borne) without nultVr Inc. Unllko olliereo called "palnleea antidote," It contains not ono pni'tlele or opium, or any of its preparations, and yet the Fistlent. while rapidly reducing his morphine down to nothlnc, Is able to attend to bis oidlnarybujrncss and enjoys llfu as bo hnn not done since aogfualnc tho Opium or Morphine JInMts. Send for Fa.sy on tho Oplnm Habit. FrtEH, or for tit. Lelle K. Reeloy'B new work. "Opinra: lis Ui-e. Abnro and Cure," sent free on application. It la the moft complete and comnrebenslvo work ever pntillrbed on Iho snbject, and elves full Instructions for eoll euro at borne. Address, or call on TUE LESLIE E. KEELEY CO., 1 mam. III. Cured In from threo to slno dars. TbenrDhalilllllci. nllli ealrublloni. Ileal manner f plnylnif. P.ITerrnrea lielneeii a whiiilof and l...lnc KiiliieclearU-explllieJ,liowlrit liy gm.ballllll7 lose, lly Klrjialil hturul., many year, game-keeper in Clilcafro, New rk anil Sua Franclacn. No .ma. luerc.in albird lo l. witliout it. Send lift v rent, lo Franklin Publishing Co., .VSJJ.S A QUICK, PERMANENT. CERTAIN CUdtTOn Lost orFo IllnRMnnlioorl. Norvousnosj V enlmou, Lnclc of Strength, Vigor or Dovolopmont, ClnosfH br Indlerotions. .iceRMeeto Den.flU ta a oar, Ouiv. uaaallr within amonth. Ko l)M.ptloa nor Qiiackerr. lattieo Vront. full deacrlptloa aud I .terof a.lvlca Inl'laln aealed ot.Iop.. f rea. UUOJICJU. 65., P.tt IrowermTJuHalo.V,T. fllMOUfcTV BKlLEorft Ut )DEBILlIICf fEUUAaf mil A Llfo Experience. Bemarkable and quicli cures. Trial Packaees. Send Btamp for sealed partlculara. Addroaa Dr. VARD A CO. Louisiana, Mo. TUTTaS LLS 25 YEARS IN USE. Tit Orsatert Medical Trinmph ot tlu Ajp( SYMPTOMS OF A TOePSD LIVER. I.o.. of appetite, lioneU co.llve, fain la Iho bead, with a dull sensation In tk bach Port, l'nln under tbo ahoaldr blade, Fullneasi after eating;, with atHtw Inclination to exertion of body ormlatf. Irrllabilllr of temper, I.ott aplrlta, with a feellnKof bairlne nesleeted aomo dutr. Weurlnesa, Olzzlneaa, l'lalterlnc at Ihe Heart, Dot before tho eyee, Headache over the right eye, Ile.tlea.ne.a, with fitful dreams. Highly colored Urine, and CONSTIPATION. TUTT'8 l'llXS aro especially adapted to such cases, one closo effects such a chang.toffeellngnstoaslonlslithesuiTerer. TUTT'8 Mm DYE. Oar IlAtu or WunKiina changed to a taLussr linen by a single application of thUUrr, Jt Imparts niiatoraf color, aet tnslantancouaiy. bolil by DrugalaU, or Instantoneouaiy. rnt bv uzurcaa 0 CJflco, 4 Murray St., Now York, m UL3 i irrij mSS aw E($A7ER AXLE QfSCT-POKER T-Ll'U . . f.urf aaaca-eoaej .no appelate, anacaose tse tody to Take ou Flestiflhns tbe rrileni u iionrlahsd.cnd bytheirTenla Aetloa oa tho .luctlveOroa.n.,ltejrtiUr6to!ar rrrluecil. PrlrgaSe. 4Wiirranil..l.t.