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There is no form of disease more prevalent than Dyspepsia, and none so pecul iar to the high-living and rap id-eating American people. . .a . . . Aiconoi ana louacco proauco Dyspepsia; also, bad air, rapid eating-, etc. BURDOCK BLOOD . BITTERS will cure the worst j caseby regulating tho bowels and toning up tho digestlvo .trga&s. Sold everywhere. GO o- rt- o Ul g Og Q -a h. SB 2 g h cn - op S- e: ? h 2 H j CD ii 114 Q CD o O CO co C J SO o "n CO ii- sen thildreii CTJflcoBs Q as rn a Corel litonitta, Mraiilrti, For P a i nc,,u'xr,;.T.,t'.'k-- THa rnAar.ro A.Toin.saca,BiLTiaoKii, rn. Trcojrotn opiate. Jit net les 'oitotu SAFE. SURE. PROMPT. at nacnoisTS and deauers. HE CUAttUS A. T00IUR co. BALiiaonz, BD. HOW THE BELL RANO. JULY 4, 1770. There was tumult In the city, In the quaint old Quaker town. And tlu streets were black with people, Pai'ln;; restless up mid down; People frulhcrlni; in corners, where they whlscrctl each to each. And tho sweat stood on their temples Willi the earnestness of speech. As the black Atlantic currents Lush llic wild New England shore, So they bent nj;:iliist the state house, So tlicy stiryed against lis door; And llic hiIiikIIh!; of tlirir voices Made a harmony profound, Till the quirt street of Chestnut Was all tuibuU'iit with sound. 'Will they do It?" "Dare they do It?" "Who Is speakli:?" "What's the news?" 'What of Adams?" "What of Carroll?" "Oh, Ood grant they won't refuse." Make soino way there!" "Let me nearer!" "I tun .sllllliiL'1" ".Stillpthi'iil When a nation's life's at hazard Wc'c no time to think of men!" So they beat against the ortiil, Man and unman, malil and child; And tho July sun In henen On tlio crowd looked down and smiled. The same sun that saw llic Spartan Shed his patriot blood In aln, Now beheld the Soul ot Freedom All iiiKoiuiucrcd rise again. So llicy beat against the portal, Wlille nil solemnly Inside The delegates to congress, Willi but reason for their guide, O'er a simple scroll debated, Which, though simple it might be, Could shake the cliffs of Fngll-h With the thunders of the free. At the portal of the state house, I.Ike some beacon In u storm, Bound which wtnes are wildly beating, Stood a slender, boyish form. With his ejes fixed cm the steeple And his ears Hgmie with greed. To ratch the first announcement Of the signing of the deed. Aloft In that high stccplo Sat the bellman, old and gray; He was sick of litillsh power, lie was sick ot British pay; So he sat with lean hand ready On the clapper of the bell. When signaled from the portal, The happy news to tell. Sec! seel the black crowd Milvcrs Through all its lengthy line. As the boy upon the portal IjKiks up and gives the sign: And straightway ut the signal The old bellman lifts his hand And sends the good news making Iron mime through the land. I low they shouted 1 What rejoicing! How tho old bell shook the air, Till the clang ot Freedom rufllcd The calm-gliding Delaware! How llic bonfires and the torches Illumed the night's rcicv.c, And from the flames, like I'licrulx, Slaughtered Liberty arose. The old bell now Is silent, Ami hushed its iron tongue, But the spirit It awakened Still lltes forever oung. And while wo breathe the sunlight On til.- Fourth of this July, Let us not lorgct the bellman Who, 'twlxt the earth and sky, Hang out our Independence, Which, please Cod, shall nccr die. Cured bya Photo. Charlie Cornwall and his w ife enjoyed, during the flist year or so of their mar riage, the blissful belief that each had been the other's first love. Still, al though Charlie was fully persuaded that his I.ncy had never seen anything lov able In man before she met hlui, and al though Lucy was convinced that her husband loved her with true anil una dulterated affection, Mrs. Cornwall could not entirely throw off tho distrust of tho opposite sex which Is always to some extent innate In women, and be ing aware that there is n very popular code of ethics which makes marriage equivalent to license, she kept n jealous eye upon her husband. Notliln;, how ever, happened to Interfere with the harmony and happiness of their life to gether until Charlie, having answered a very tempting advertisement In the Field, anent a shooting-box In Inver-ness-shlre which was to be let on appli cation to a certain "X. V. Z.," and havlngconcludcdthe necessary arrange ments, had transported himself and wife thither. Upon the firt day after their arrival. while Charlie went round with the keep er over the ground which It was pro noted to break on the morrow, Mrs. Cornwall vas pretty fully occupied In arranging the little house to their re quirements. Experience of country house visits and seaside apartments had taught Lucy Cornwall, among other things, that the drawers of wash-stands are very often the receptacles of the most extraordinary ruhhlah and odds and ends, hut during all this experience the bid never met with such a shock as TRADER? MARtC. anaJ.' (!auum INDEPENDENT" LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, awaited her during her explorations of this little remote Highland shooting; box. In one of the aforesaid drawers she found a photograph of her Charlie, one of a set which she remembered he had taken when their billing and coding was In full swing, upon which was written In his handwriting: ''From your ever true and affectionate Char He." But for this writing she wonld have regarded this discovery as helng merely an extraordinary coincidence, but the Inscription was a damning fact and when she put two and two togethcr,and recalled his ardent profession of fidelity to and affection for her at tho time the photograph was taken, at one feH swoop she shattered the' pleasant belief Into which she had lulled herself as to her husband's Immaculate behavior be fore his marriage to her. There was not an extenuating circumstance con ceivable. The photograph had certain ly not been given to a man, or such an Inscription would not have graced It: but had without doubt been given to some woman, who, finding herself de ceived, had thrown it away In disgust. So she waited the arrival of the un conscious Charlie with that stern joy which woman, as well as warriors, sometimes feel; determined, no matter at what cost, to find out to whom lie had been "ever true and affectionate" at a time when he was continually swearing that she was his only Idol on earth. Her heart beat quick when a well-known step and a careless whistle down stairs proclaimed the approach of the victim, and she made no answer to his "Lucy! Lucy I Where are you?IIcre's a Highland welcome for a fellow who has been tramping about since breakfast time, and who Is tired, wet ami hungry I Hullo!" This last ejaculation was the result of his first glimpse of his wife's face". He saw at once that something had hap pened during his absence and therefore composed his features to a suitable gravity. "Whv, what's the matter, Lucy!" he continued. "You look as If " Sirs. Cornwall cut him short with magisterial severity. "Charles Cornwall," she said, hold ing up the photograph, "explain this If you please!" The unfortunate man gazed at his own counterfeit presentment and the color fled from his checks. "Explain what? Explain this photo?" he stammered. "Why, my angel, I wonder you're not ashamed to keep such a hideous work of art. It was done, whilst we wcie swcethcaititi;, be fore I grew my beard. There's n coat! There's a head of hair! Hit! ha! I nevfcr did come out well never!" . "Charles Cornwall," continued his: wife, still keeping her relentless gaze fixed on the unhappy man's guilty face, "1 found this photograph In a drawer up stairs. Now, how did it get there?" "My dear, good soul, how on earth am I to know?" replied Charlie. "I gave It to some fellow, I suppose, and he-" "No, Charles," said his wife, "not to some fellow. When one man gives his carle to another, he does not as a rule, describe himself as 'ever truo and affec tlonate.' Women may be fools, Charles, but your wife is no fool. There's a mystery here which I must and will have cleared up. O, Charles, Charles! How often you have sworn to me that I was your first and only love!" "So you were," said Charlie; "and you can't prove anything to the con trary." "No, but t!ils photograph "could," answered Mrs. Cornwall. "You've given It to some woman and I shall make It my business to find out who she was." The wretched man groaned Inwardly and racked his brain to recall any Inju dicious little present of this kind he might have made during that period of festive enthusiasm which usually marks the close of bachelor life. It could not have been Stella, of the Jocosa Theater, or that pretty girl In tho pink dress he met at Henley, or . Xo; he was positively sure that even If he had dis tributed little mementoes of this nature amongst his fail friends he would not have been such a fool as to write, on. them so criminating a sentence, as that by which he was now confronted. Mrs. Cornwall, of course observed his embarrassment and naturally coustrtied It as admissive of guilt. "Charles." she salt), "there will not he another day of happiness between us until the mystery of this photograph Is solved and until I know who has been sniggering aod slobbering over It." 'My dear, don't ho silly," said her husband. "If I t ill you that I haien't the faintest recollection of having given my photo to anybody, male or lemale. except yourself and our friends, Itought to ho enough. You've no right to doubt. my honor and fidelity on account of a trumpery discovery like this and If my assurance cannot satisfy you must re main unsatisfied. It's tin warranted, It's cruel and it's absurd." , Of course, Mrs. Cornwall fell to sob bing at this unexpected display of spirit and whined out something from liyron to the effect that love was a thing apart from man's llfe.but that it was woman's whole existence. In which frame of inlnd the cold-blooded Charlie left her, glad at the success so far of the attitude he had taken up. but by no means so sure of Innocence as he made himself out to be. So for three or four days the relationship between man and wife was what in political language would be termed "strained." About a week afterwards Charlie came In from shooting, and saldi- "My dear, 1 met 'X. Y. Z.' to-day for j the first time. He Is very anxious to know If wo are quit comfortable here and sale' he hoped very shortly (o do hlinu If the honor of paying us a visit " i Live ana Let Live." PA., SATURDAY, JULY "M'ml Perhaps tho lady whom you so signally favored will come with him," said Ijjrs. Cornwall, with, sal castle cm-. phasls. "We shall see," replied her husband. "He didn't say anything about bring ing a lady with him. Shall I ask hi in to?" "Oh, dear, yes, of course," replied Mrs. Cornwall. ''You must be anxious to see one to whom you are ever true and affectionate after all thts time. Oh, yes, ask her by all means. It would bo such a delicate act of courtesy towards me. Wht Is 'X. Y. Z.V name?" "Fordycit Ulcliard Fordyce," replied Charlie. Jp The memlon of this name produced a strange effect upon Mrs. Cornwall, which Charlie could not fall to note) the color left her checks, her brcathlngcame hard and fast and her lingers began to twitch nervously. "Well, my dear, what's the matter?" he asked. "Oh. nothing," replied Lucy. "I I tlon'J feel very well. I think this Scotch air Is rather to strong for me. I would like to go south again." Such a sudden Indisposition of one who had been, up to a few seconds previously, In robust health made Chas. Cornwall ponder. Why should the fc of ltlclianl Fordyce produce such a stnenge and Immediate effect 7 Kvldent- ly there was something below tho sur face, and as he had during the past fen- days undergone an Intolerable persecu tion at the hands of his wife, he was in no mood to leave any stono unturned by which he.cotild turn the tables on her. So he replied: "Nonsense I Lucy, nonsense 1 You havu't been here long enough to get ac customed to tho air, so don't talk al ready of going South when we've got two months to run. Besides, my dear. I'm curious about this affair of tho photograph, and when Fordyce comes I'll ask him If ho knows anything about It. Kemcmbcr. you have made a very gravo accusation against me, and al though I have not said much, it has been a source of great annoyance and grief to mc." "Oh, never mind about that, Charlie," said his wife; "1 haven't been very well for some days and when one Isn't well one is opt to be Irritable at trlllcs. Con sider It all as unsaid and let us getaway from this damp, dreary place." But Charlie, whose turn It was to be suspicious, Insisted that she should give the place a trial of a few days longer, and so, In spite of all her sobbings and entreaties, Mrs. Cornwall had to yield with the best grace she could. On tho very next morning Charlie, as he was smoking hlsafler-breakfast.pipo saw; Fordyceicpuilng up the garden, but for reasons of his own, he did not allow himself to be seen and did not go out to greet his visitor. He listened, however, attentively and after hearing his wife run hastily down-stairs, he heard Mr. Fotdyce's cheery voice sing out: "Why, Lucy! who would have thought of meeting you In this out-of-the-way corner! We haven't seen each other since " Here Mrs. Cornwall, interrupting, said: "Hush, Dick, hush! I'm Mrs. Cornwall now. We must not be as we wcro to each other, for If my husband wcro to know that we were acquainted I can't think what he would do. As it is, I'm In a dreadful fix on account of a photograph of his which I found up stairs a tut which " At that moment Charlie, who had In tently followed the little chap. up to this point and who feared that further absence on his part would prevent the truth about the photograph Jiecomlng known to him, appeared. gjJA "Glad to sen you Mr. Vrce," ho said, extending his hand. "I don't think you know Mrs. Cornwall hut " It was dilllcult to say who looked the more uncomfortable, Lucy Cornwall or Ulcliard Fordyce, and Charlie, who now saw a chance of being able to pay off long arrears of jealous persecution, en joyed their embarrassment thoroughly and continued: "But perhaps you have met before?" "Y-jcs, Mr. Cornwall, I think I once had the pleasure,"shceplshly murmured Fordyce. "Egad I" thought Charlie, "he must have made a jolly good use of that 'once.' I rather think there's something more to come out." But lie only said: "That's all right, then; I needn't in troduce you." And to his wife's relief he went on talking generally about the house and the prospects of the season and of one thing and another, until she was almost lulled Into a sense of security and began to think that after all he was not so very anxious to solve the mystery of the photograph. She was not so well pleased, however, when Charlie Insisted that Fordyce should como back to din ner nfler the day's shooting, for she knew very well that men wax very much more eloquent upon certain subjects over their after-dinner claret than In the presence of their wives. So when For dyce had gone she selied the opiorttinl ly and said In Charlie: "I think it is very unennstderate of you, Charlie, when I tell you that I don't feel well, to ask a man In to din ner." "All right, my dear," replied her hus band. "You need not turn up If you don't feel equal to It, and we will stait for the South to-morrow If you wish It. At the same tlm I cannot help remark lng upon the extraordinary su ldennessof your Indlsposltlou and Its coincidence j with .the arrival of Mr, Fordyrc upon jour little world here. But as I have j asked him to dinner, I can't put him off and I think lie would remark your aV sence, especially as be seems to bo an old friend of yours." it may be Imagined tint Mrs. Com w.ll j . ...w, .,it , wll raued su Hrlenil ri.l.erab.e , ay $1.00 3, 1886. If ' If she could but get hold of Fordycc she might be able to stare off what now seemed Inevitable exposure, but he was out on the moors and the only grain of comfort she could extract from the situa tion, was the probability that ho would naturally not be particularly eloquent upon a subject which was of rather a delicate character and that Charlie would not get much out of him. She accordingly appeared at dinner, smothering her anxiety under a mask of affability; and nothing occurred during the process of the meal to render her especially unhappy. But when she rose to leave the two men to their wine, Charlie said: "You don't mind smoke, .Lucy, and It will he uncommonly dnll for you all alone In the drawing room, so stay with us. I am sure Mr. Fordyce will pardon the departure from conventionality In a shooting-box." Of course both the visitor and Lucy gladly acquiesced. "Yes, Mr. Fordyce," and Charlie, as if In continuation of a hroken-off con versation, "wo are exceedingly com fortable here, but we might be a great deal more so If "Xow Its coming," groaned poor Mrs. Cornwall to herself. "If," went on Charlie, "you could help us to clear up a mysterious little matter connected with a photogrnph of myself which Mrs. Cornwall found a few days ago In a drawer up stairs, and for the existence of which I cannot for the life of me account, and which, not unnaturally,-makes her a little uneasy." "What will Dick say, I wonder?" thought Mrs. Cornwall. "A photograph of you found In a drawer up-stalrs?" exclaimed Fordyce, in astonishment. "Yes," said Charlie. "Lucy my dear, just run up stairs and bring the photo praph for Mr. Fordyce to see." Mrs. Cornwall rose and left the room. Charlie seized the oppoitunlty and said lo his guest; "Look here, Fordyce, we are men of the world and understand each other. Of course, I seo how matters stand, al though the presence of that photograph here Is such a mystery to me. When 1 wa9 spooning Lucy I was not such a fool as to believe that a pretty girl llko h ;r would have no other admirer but inr, and of course I never believed her when she told mo that she- never loved any but me. But von see she's very lealous, and now that I have a chnce of giving her a lesson I don't want to let It go. Understand, eh?" Fordyce nodded, ami Mrs. Cornwall entered with the photograph, which she handed to hint. "I want you to look at It," said Char He, In a calm, judicial tone, "because, to be quite candid with you. It has caused a good deal of unpleasantness between us, and when two peoplo marry for love, as vc did, ami each Is the oth er's first love, such a calamity as 11'. fcellng ought to be Impossible." Then, turning to Mrs. Cornwall, whose exquisite misery during this ex. poso of tho statu of affairs to an old llame may be Imagined, he said: "All I want to do, my dear, Is to clear myself In your eyes by having It plainly proved that this photograph was never given by me to any other woman, as you suspect the case." Fordyce began his answer with a roar of laughter. "Well, Mr. Cornwall." ho said at length, "you have been so exceedingly candid with mc that 1 must be the same with you." Mrs. Cornwall's agitation was painful to witness. If she could have frowned, or shaken her head, or touched Fordyce without attracting her husband's atten tion she would have done so, but she dared not, and braced up for the worst. Fordyce went on. "This photograph. Mr. Cornwall, I took from the lady who Is now your wife, when I was head uer heels in love with her." 'That was going on, then, at the. same time as my courtship of her,' said Char lie, quietly. 'Yes,' replied his visitor; 'I was a rival of yours, although I did not even know- your name.' 'And I had no Idea that I had a rival,' said Charlie, determined that the ar rows now wounding his wile should be well baibcd. 'Then, when I found that she had a photograph of you,' continued Fordyce, 'I was jealous, and took It away from her. And then I lost sight ot her al together, although 1 heard she was married, forgot all about the photo probably threw It away in my disap pointment and there it has been ever since.' 'Xow, Mrs. Cornwall,' said her hus band, with affected severity, 'I hope that )ou are satisfied that at any rate I am not the sinner.' 'Oh, yes, Charlie dear, of course I am!' sobbed Lucy; 'I've been very cruel ami wicked, and 1 hope you will forgive me!' HAB1TAL EXPENSES. gam l'erklns, of Hearne, Texas, Is somewhat of a philosopher, and he is al ways giving good advice to his friends. He is somewhat cynical on the subject of matrimony, having had some sad ex perience hi that line. Xot long since his nephew, Sam Stlnch comb, told him tliat he Intended to mar ry Mary Barlctt. ''Has she got any money?" asked Sain, "No." "Have you got auy?" "Xo." "My dear boy, don't you know that It takes a great deal of money to carry ' on war?" ! The family physician asked the clergyman satirically Bow the patriarchs c mc io no u lunjj, wiiuie tney phy6,p a,J lheiIllnW,r y a Year if Paid in Advance. not paid in advance, $1.2n If the night air Is unwholesome, wiit uo onis live so longr In a midnight riot after a drunken carousal in Wayne, Michigan, four tuen were fatally shot. Br. Praxur's Soot Bitten. Frailer' s Root Bitters are not a dram shop beverage. But arc strictly mfldl clnsj In every sense. They tact strongly upon the liver and kidneys, keep the bowcU open and regular, cleanse the biooa and system of every Impurity. Sold by druggists, $1.00. At Thomas' umg store. Vintans In the play are always caught In the act "This Is a verv uaneful afTalr." re marked the man as tbe'-easu fell eh him. 'RneVInn. Amlnn ,!. Till, lmaf Qftlt-n tn ,ht. n-nehl 4nv bruises, sores, ulcers, salt'rliuem, fever sores, iciicr, cuappca nanus, cmiuianas, corns, and all skin eruptllhs, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It to guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 23 cents . . , . .11 n m , jrcr uua. u i. i nomas . The strawberry shortcake is not long for this world. A loss of over $300,000 was sus tained by the burning of a large packing house In New Haven. Dr.I'raier'i Magic. Ointment. A atlNt ! 1 fC f(it nil ltnlla fina &,itwia cuts, tlcsh wounds, sore nipple, liani and soft corns, chapped Hps and hands. Price 50 cents. Sold by druggists. Wil liams Jl'l g. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, O. Sold by Thomas, tho druggist. Mary Adams was burned to death by the explosion of oil gas at her home at Harper, Kansas. Burning out the oil makes a lamp lighter. Eomo Foolish People Allow a cough to run until It gets be yond the reach of medicine. They of ten say. Oh, It will wear away, but In most cases it wears them away. Could they bo Induced to try the successful medicine called Kemp's Balsam, which we sell on a posltlvo guarantee to cure, they would Immediately, see tho excel lent effect after taking 'the first dose. Price GOc and $1.00. Trial size free. Sold by T. D. Thomas, Lehighton and W.F, Blcry, Welssport. Phlllsllnc(contctnptuously) "How can a man rest on posterity?-' Poet (In tensely) "On the lapse of time, I sup pose." Very Bomarkable Recovery. Mr. Geo. V. Willing, of Manchester, Mich., writes: "My wife has been al most helpless for live years, so helpless that site could not turn over In bed alone. Shu used two Bottles of Electric Bitters, and Is so much Improved, that she Is able now to do her own work." Electric Bitters will do all that Is claimed for them. Hundreds of testimonials attest their great curative powers. Only fifty cents a bottle at T. I). Thomas. " What ts tho difference between a an angry lover and a jilted maid?" Give It up, old man." " Why, one Is, cross-beau, and the other Is a cut-lass." Xo Cure No Pay. A new departure lu medicine! Fontaine's Great Discovery removes the cause of disease; namely, disease germs. This guarantee means something for "Knowledge Is power." For sale at Dr. C. T. Horn s drug store. George. Williams shot his wife dead and then committed suicide at El Paso, Texas. For lame back, side or chest, use Shlloh's Porous Plaster. Price 25 cts. Sold by C. T. Horn and W. V. Blery. Four horse thieves were captured and hanged by vigilantes at Limestone, Idaho. Siiii.on's cough and consumption cure ts sold by us on a guarantee. It cures consumption. Sold by Blery, ll'elssport, and Horn, Lehighton. Governor Hill, of New York has refused his signature, to the Xew York Excise bill. Sleepless nights, made miserable by that terrlblo cough. Shllnh's Cure Is tho remedy for you. Sold by Horn, Lehighton, and Blerv, Welssport. Two boys were burled alive in a cave-In at Chandon, Ohio. The attempt to enforce the Sunday laws In Portland, Mc., was a failure. When Baby w as sick we gave her Castorla, When she was a Child, sho cried for Castorla, When she becamo Mlss, sho chmg toCastmta, When she had ciilldrcn.shc gave theinCastorla The free baths of New York have been opened. When one sees the Impure futsth.it are sometimes used In snap making he Is Inclined todoiiht lhocle;inlii: qualities of the snap. Drevdupple's Borax Soap Is made from the purest reuueil tallow, and Is guaranteed pure and healthful. 6-lo.it "Those who use our goods are very much attached to them," is what a porous plaster company advertises. House wives, shop girls and sales women all suffer more or less from Weak Back and Sldeache. Apply a Ilopl'nr oim Plaster and get Instant relief. A famous strengthener. 25c At druggists. "That was a sad blow," exclaimed the man whose house hail been over turned by a cyclone. The soothing and restorative effects of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral arc realized In all cases of colds, coughs, throat or lung troubles, while Its powerful healing qualities are shown In the moat serious pulmonary disorders. A writer says; "It'liata quaint head was Carlyle's." Were you a quaint head with him? Xo Cure Xo Pay. A new departure In medical science! Fontaine's citrefor throat and lung diseases has cured after all other remedies failed. For sale at DrC. T. Horn's drug store. The small boy learning the alpha bet it very much llko the postage stamp he often gets stuck on a letter. The latest necktie IscalleJ the four-in-hand. Driven abreast It saves he necessity of a shirt; harnessed up tan dem It reaches to the Lue. The Carbon Advocatt An IrcuxraKDENT Fakilt Naww-Vl-fc"! Published every Saturday In lbiihtUi, Carbon Oounty, lniisylraiua, lf H. V. Morrhimor Jr. -UANaW 0-Uaf . $1 00 Per Year In Advane I Bwsl advertising medium la th eouni-f . Every description ot Plain and FatH-y JOB PRiNOJlUC At very low prices. We dd not hesitate t say that we are better equpped than any oilier printing cstablUhmsnt In U.U section to do flrstclass Job-work, In all Us branches, at low prices. Constipation Is a universal aud most froubltaoimd!. order. It causes Headache, Mental J prrasion,tuiKiirs the Sight mid JteUrinfr.. destroys the Appetkc, Md, !) hyig continued, causes Enlargement W tbfe Uvei, IntUuimatiMn of the Dowels, and. Piles. Constipation is spcddily 'cured by Ayer's Pills. For a number of months I' Traa troubled h-a with CostlveiOsA,, In .yonii. . of which I snffervd lruni u,u ul iiiietK' A r-netlle. IlVAIHFiMia. anil it dtaonlerwl liver. MrevM atarllrituhlW! trn. t u-.. roin-ielieu to wear h shade over ihtm. and, at titiies, was unable to betit ex posure to tlic light.. I was entirely: - CURED BY VSiNV three boxes of Ayer's. Pills 1 have no hesitation in pronouncing this medicine to bo the best cathartic 'ever mode. James Kcclcs, Poland, Ohio. ' I suffered from Constipation, nnJ; con sequently, from Headache, Indige-iticn, and Piles, for years. Ayer's Pills, w(in;li I look ut tin) Kn-s-i-stlaili ot u Iricinl."have given me effectir.il relief. T ronniieiiif-I taklns thts remedy two months o2'. uud am iiiih free from Constipation, the re. movnl of which has caused my'idlier troubles to disappear, anil preutlv ln proved my general health. W. KSeler. Amherst, Mass. I suffered from Constipation, which assumed such nn obstinate form that I feared a stoppage of the bowel; Two boxes of Ayer's Pills cured me, com pletely. U. Bnrke, Saco. Me. Aver's Pills. Prepared by Dr. 4.C. Ayer fc Co., taw.!' Mau. Sold by all DniL-zlata and Dealers In Mediclue. No Patent Wo Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors lo the Unlt-Kl Stataa Canada and Kurope, at rVducwd rates. 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