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INDEPENDENT " Live and Let Live."
$1.00 a Year if raid in Advance.
VOL. XIV., No. 26.
LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, MAY 15, 1886.
If not paid in advance, $1.25
ATTORNEYS AND COUNCELLOHS.
H1
ORACE HUTDT,
ATTOnNEY AT LiAW,
OrFicai The room recently occupied by
W. M. Hapsher, .
IJANK STREET, ."l.EUiaHTON, PA.
May' be ,eomuUd in English unit aerman.
July 4, HSS-ly
KAPSHER,
ATTORNEY h COUHOELLOH AT LAW.
viHST Bona n nova thk mansion hoosk,
NAUU1I CHUNK, PENITA.
Heal Kiln to end I nllecllnn Aiirwjr. Will
Uuy end i Sell Real Estate. .I'onvryane ng
neatly done. Collections promptly made.
Bettllnic Estates or Decedents ft Specialty.
May be consulted Ic English and Ucrinan.
November 21, 1S-4.
TJ A. SNYDER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Ofrics-Corner. of Hunk Street It Bankway
iai baftdlna; above tka Carbon Ailvocnte
Printing Office.
May 1, 183J-ro6l LEIUOIITHN.
PHYSICIANS AND DENTISTS.
D
U. P. ALFRED ANDREWS,
UOMEOPAIfllC PHYSlCUNSi SURGEON
Opposite Nalhan Snyder's Sloro,
EAST WEISBPOB JT-
Bpoclal attention plveii to clironli diseases
and Diseases of Women. aprl7-Cm
D
U. V. IV. REBER
PHYSICIAN ANli Ht'ROEON
HANK STREET. LEHHMITON, PA.
OFFICE Hours at Parryvllle From a. in.
to Vt m, dally.
day be consulted In the English or Gorman
Lanxuaze. Slay 17, '81
.N.
B. RKIIRR, H. D.
U. S. EXAMINING SURGEON,
PRAOT113INO PIIYSIDI AN&. SURUEIIN
Omci-rtanK Street, linntn's Hlock.
LEHItlHTON, PENN'A.
May be cuntalted In the German Language.
Not. 30th.
-y o. a. seiple,
PHYSICIAN AND STJROEON,
eOUTH STREET. - LEHIOIITON, PA.'
Mav be consulted In English or Ocrman
Spc!al attention lvn to Oiittt uioar
Orricc Honsm From 12 M. to 2 P. M.,
and from 0 to v P. M. March 31, S3
P. A. Rabenold, D.D.S.,
U It A NGH OF FIO E-Uppoilte Ulauaslt Uro'a
Bank St., Iiohighton, Pa
Demlitry In all lt branclici. Teeth ex
tracted without pain. lin adhllllldered
ben requcted iilllee Days tt'lIDNtS
DAY ul eirh week I'. 1 1. Addrvit.
L1TS5ENBEIIQ, LehlKh county,
Jan. 3, is S-ly. '
W. A. Cortright, D.D.S.,
OFFICE I Oppnalte the "nroadwoy House,"
Mauch Chunk, Pa.
Patients have the benefit of be latent ltn
nroretnents In me.'hitnhal apidlanres and
the bast tnothn Is of treatment In all sutkIciI
eases. ANESTIIEl'ld admlnlHercd II
deslrett. If puslle, persaus rctidlnx outside
of Mauch Uhunk should ruuke engaaremenls
oy man. ni.ti
EYE AND EAR,
DR. G. T. POX
Visits Allenlnwn regularly on THURSDAY
of each week, practice limited to
Diseases of the Eye & Ear
Office at tlaydeu'a American !Ilrl, ar.d
, mne hours fri'n. 9 in Ihe htren.mn unli
3:36 in Iho afiernoon. Alsiet'endt In He
Iractinn at the Eye br Ihe uroinr a Ijuet
meut of slaneJ, and fjr the relief anil cure
f Ofdical defects.
May s1m bo cnnsulted at his nfnVe in
BATH, Wednesdu anil Saturday f eal
week, at RANGOIl tu Mnndav, and
E ASTON n Tuesday. jun 2 8fl ly.
HOTELS AND HESTAURANTS.
QARBON HOUSE,
JONATHAN KtSTLER. PROPRIETOR,
RahicSt., Lshioiiton, Pa.
The OaanoN Houau offers rlrsuolassaceora.
odations to the Trareiiun pun lie. xoarutng
by the Day or Week ou Reasonable Terms
unoice UIKars. mo ana i.inuors niwY"ui
hand. (lu.dKheJi aud Stables, with alton
tire Hostlers, attaebeJ. April 10-yl,
"pACKERTOS HOTEl..
Idway between Mauch Chunk A- Lehlgbton
LEOPOLD MEYER, PaorHifcTon,
Packerton, Penn'a
This well known holel Is admirably refitted,
and his the best accommodations lor uerruan
tnt and transient boarders. F.xi'Cllcnt talde.
anthrery bestllqujra. Also fine stables
attached, Sept. 16-yl.
M
ANSION HOUSE,
Opposite U Si S. Depot,
Rank Street, l-olilpliton, Pa.,
CJ. H. HOM, PHOPH.
This lioiine offets fliswlass an-onunwla
tinna lor transient mid pcrmauent bo:irden.
II lius been newly relllU'd in nil Ha depart
ments, and la located In nno (if Ibo ninbt
picturesque ortinn of the linriuicli. Titiiih
moderate. Sr-Tho bar la nupjdkil llli tlio
choicest Wines, I.tiptois and Clt'ar. Fresh
Lager Deer on Tap. aprl7-fn-ly
Announces to his friends and the public gen
erally, that he has now opeu tor their accom
modation Ids
NEW RESTAURANT,
n.vt.lnnrin the 1st Vatloml Hank iiihk
JSSm 1 nVniiTO T u ul that he ls now
S r?Ainf ImUhpVratTI-iaa
preiuredtofurnUhHrsW.lass
Meals at Short Notice !
The liar Is supplied with the best wines, fresh
Lager Beer, aud Choice Cigars. You are In-
Tt.cdtOWll. arnfclWS-Ir-
W. A. Peters
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Carefully Compounded
Sale BiUs !
Printed wliile you wait. We
have better facilities than any
other office in this county lor
this work. Give us a call.
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THOMAS RKittKRKR.
CONVEYANCER,
AND
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT
Tte futlowlna COBipiolui. r Ittfpr..ut.d
)N MUTUAL Fill K
KBAillNU MUTUAL F1UE.
VYOlIIa firis.
rorrsviLLi: fiue,
LCD lOli I I IIP., mid the
TRAVELERS AOOIDE.NT IM'tJHANOE
i ik Pijnti.tlvdnli autl Mutual llo.'.e T hlo
eteo.lreaud ln-uraute I'uinranr.
uatcass.isn nioa. kljikruu
Miss Bslle NiislianiD. Milliuerv Go3is!
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This is the season of the year
when Winter Hats and 15on
nets arc cast aside and the
Laches bfgin to look mound
for something
Nice, New & Stylish
in Spring and Summer
Hats, Bonnets,
FAMY GOODS and MOTIONS.
to take the place of their cast
off garments. A great deal of
Time, Trouble and Money
can be saved by calling at my
Millinery Store. 1 have gone
to considerable trouble in or
der to secure all the very la
test novelties in the Millinery
line, together with a
lst-CIASS CITY MILLINER,
and I am now prepared to of
fer thp Ladies of Loliighton
and vicinity "Better Bargains,
Better Goods together with
the Latest Styles" than any
other Millinery Establishment
in this section of the Valley.
1 respectfully request the
Ladies to rail and examine
my goods and learn prices be
fore purchasing elsewhere.
Miss Belle Nusbaum,
BANK STREliT,
Lohightou. 4-17-:m
T. J. BHETNEY,
Reepectf'dly announces lo tbe merchants of
LehUtiiou ami olneri that be Is prepared to
do all kinds or
Hauling of Freight, Express
Matter, and Uaggage
" rJ reasonauie prices, uy prompt ai-
,en"" to all orders be hopes to merit a share
ol rull" lronak-. Ilesulence. cornnj. of
pine andiron Streal, Leblgbt..n. 'a. '
I Orders lor baullns; left at .1. M. aweeny
Roo' wl" r'onl" 'tentlon.
T. J. UUETNEY-
, Oct. , UlWas.
MULUNE
At n Lynn churoh one Sunday only
the clergyman Jtnd sexton appeared, on
account of the severe weather. Tho
sexton was complaining at the lack of
attendance, when the clergyman re
marked: "You and I are the only sal
aried men in the chuich,auil were It not
for that fact probaby we should not have
ventured out."
Very Remarkable Reoovery.
Mr. Oeo. V. Il'llling, of Manchester,
Mich., writes: "My wife has been al
most helpless for live years, so helpless
that she could not turn oyer in be 1
alone. She usJ two Hollies of Electric
Hitters, and Is so much improved, lh.it
she is able now lo do her own work."
Electric Hitters will do all that Is
claimed for them. Hundreds of testi
monials attest their great curative pow
cis. Only CO cents' a bottle at T. 1).
Thomas'.
Not over one woman In ono thous
and In China can read or write. A
married man can In that country, thcie
fore, leave In his inside coat pocket,
when he lunula tbe garment to his wifu
lo sew on a button, a sweet-sented note
beginning, "Darling Itnng-I.ung," and
ending, "Your own Yinsio," with only
one chance in a thousand of being found
out.
A Sensible Man
would ute Kemp's H.iUam for the throat
and lungs. It Is cuilng more cases of
coughs, colds, asthma, bronchitis, croup
and all throat and lung troubles, than
any other medicine. Tie proprietor has
authorized Iilery, of Wclssport, and
Thomas, of this place, to refund your
money if, nfler taking ihree-tuurtln of
abolile, relief is not obtained. Price
50o. and SI. Trial size flee.
Everybody Is glad that .Mr. Ellison
Is married. They want him to invent a
method whereby the baby's midnight
shrieks will be carried off on a wire to
frighten away the cats on the roof.
First love and a first shave come
hut once in a man's lifetime. And
neither usually have much result.
Pr. Trazicr's Boot Bitters.
Frazier's Itoot Hitters are not a dram
shop beverage. But are strictly medi
cinal In every sense. They act etron'jly
upon the liver and kidneys, keep tlio
bowels open and regular, cleanse the
mood aim system ot every impurity.
Sold by druggists, fcl.OO. At Thomas'
drug store.
Jay Gould Is not abnormally sensi
tive, and yet the railroad strike has
seriously affected his system.
A :nan in Philadelphia while quar
reling with Ids (laughter hurled a lamp
at her; perhaps it was with the Inten
lion of tiirowing a little light on the
discussion.
Bncklon's Arnica Salve.
T
brai
sores
corns,
tiv
It la guaranteed to givo perfect satisfac
tion, ormoiieyrefun le i. Price 23 cents
per box, at T. D. Thomas'.
"Boston will not long be the liter
ary centre of America, will it?" "No,
I bellevn not. Why, they're raising
beans in Missouri.
The Irish patriots should not be
dlsconrag.'d. Married men have strug
gled for homo rule for twenty centuries,
and have not su:eeo.leJ In getting It
Dr.I'razov's Magic Ointment.
A sure euro for all boils, burns, sores,
cuts, tlesh wounds, sore nipple, haul
and soft corns, charmed lips and hands.
I'rlce CO cents. Sold by druggists. Wil
liams M'f'g. Co., Prop's., Cleveland,
O. Sold by Thomas, the druggist.
Wo can ridicule the red-nosed man,
but there Is something brilliant about
him aftei all.
A man in the city of Brooklyn has
got so deep Into debt that not one of his
creditors have been able to see him for
months.
Are you made nilsorablo by indiges
tion, constipation, dizziness, loss of ap
petite, yollort- skin? Shlloh's Vitallznr
is a vuHive cure. Sold at Dr Horns'
and lliery's druu stores.
Woman Is not much of a philoso
pher, but she is proverbially a clothes
observer.
If a Mr. Brown inmle.s a Miss
WhltP. and a son of this couple marries
a MIsa Ornv. and ri datifrhter of theirs
again marries a Mr. Black, what color
is their offspring.
The Rev. Oeo. II. Thayer.of llouihon,
Ind., says: "Both myself nnd wife owe
'ho best salvo In the world for cuts. ! ?' h': ''hUniyeilybe played again.
scs, sores, ulcers, sail rhucni. fever " ' "IT. , m r
, tetter, cliapped Hands, clilinunas, .........J "'
i, and all skin eruptions, and posl- ? I" responsible when i.Ucr dlu?'-.
ely cures pilo, or no p.-.v required, or -;- "e 0,1 search out ins nungrj
our lives to Mwii's LosauMpriox . u t b , wonderful matter,
Cum:, lllery, Welssport, and Dr. Horn,
Lehlghlon. not neaily so wondermlas thestorythat
-When a man gets down low enough , ' lo1'' ,,f Dr- Johnson.sslio.lt Is claimed
to play dominoes as an amusement he wro'8 "E"sras" few hours, aud
would consider taking his n.olhei-ln- nuv,'r mcnJci1 or hariMied his quill
law to a Sunday school picnic an cxhll- Iurln" "..-entire writing. The latter
crating dissipation. story few lclIcve' ,vlllle lhe fom,er ll-a
-The man who Is drowned while In , bcel' ,lenlpJ h 1,16 aml,or
bathing faces death w ltn a naked eye. '"n,at sunS wasn,t 50 allflrcJ PP ,ar
Shlloh's Catarrh Hemedy-a positive1 ,,own ,lcro as ou ,nlKl,t l'"aSl"c. A
cure for ealarrh. diphtheria and canker right smart of lis used to sing 'Fie.
mouth. Sol.Vby lllery, Welssport, and Maryland!' You sec, Maryland was en
Dr. Horn. Lchlghtou tlrcly (00 slow in C0,illR to ,i10 fr0Ilt.
From eating too much chicken one ul j rt.ckon you lim.crsla,,j tiiat," re
Is apt lo have a fowl stomach. , lrkeJ le rlce pantt.r a3 Eunice Eliza
John W. Maekey, the bonanza-mil. ni6hed the song.
Ilonaire, ueciares tiiat -money is an ac-
ciuent." remaps It is. still, It is an
accuient which a man can msnre nun-
self against by entering journalUm.
Whether on laud or at sea, on the
prairie or In the crowded city, Ayer's
Pills are the best cathartic, being con
venient, efficacious, and safe. For tor
pid liver, Indigestion and sick head
ache, they never full,
When the car drivers Btrlke they do
not brake anything.
A society lady, who was describing
a grand ball to a friend a fow nights ago,
was asked by a lady - how she was
dressed. "Low aud behold," was the
response.
For pains, severe aches, weak parts,
nothing equals the Uoi reruns Piaster
Jn value. S3cts.
A New Jersey editor says; 'tl
started to walk yesterday when a high
, wayintu slopped inu and demanded a
I con'. ' Curi'iiu bun' the nun know he liuilior, who are cltod as heroes and ex
' yjj an oJUor. ample. Vlrglulu Is jwluts-'i to a, an
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trademark,
,ah. stai a4 jr .'T.
a ells ffi.
Hai vi
Ibaonitelt
trsiu Opiates, 21t net ica ami
'olson.
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lljilLkS A. VO'-LLEIl CO., UiLllJIOEE, D.
WEST AVD EAST.
In olden days, when Dives dined In state,
The poor lay slarvtui; at liU palace gate;
And lnuiury wretches bared their Mains and
sores
Within a yard of Ills frequented doors;
Yet. though reminded liouily of Ids death,
Tlio man of wealth was able to forget
The claims of want on those who never feel
Tlio grinding tread ot forliiu. 's Iron lioel.
And If with want beneath his very eyes,
A man could shut his heart to hunger's cries
How easy rnr the Dives of to-day
To fall to hear tho crnans of far away.
S.nall need ot music at a Mavfalr toast
To drown the clamor ot the distant Eait,
For Lararus no longer daies Infest
The swept and garnished pavements of the
West.
Crourhed in his sordid room, on dirty straw,
H'.' chumps tli imiics thatdogi disdain to
gnaw,
And sliUcrs, (lieless, wliH the frozru blast
Through nancies windows whittle sharply
past,
Empty nnd naki'd, cnmfnrtl"ss and faint.
Ho moan, ana mi ono bears 1:1s woeful
plaint;
The busy world know s nothing of his sljjli,
And I.izarus Is left .done to die.
Five miles away the streets are full of life.
And Dives drles In furs beside his wife;
T.ie bracelet that her sinall while wrist sur
rounds Has rest her lord a trifling tliousmd pounds
T ion lwni'. to illuur, where tho fires are
bright
nd stun s of plate reflect the dancing light,
T.ie limes are bad, no doubt, but might be
wer-e.
And Dives still p tains -i po.tly purse.
Kro the dti'l cry fur snccir shall have ceased.
Ami give what help a loyal brother can
To him whii Is, at least, a fellow man? '
Tun toldcm, nowadays, the gulf Is spanned
Tiiat ever wider yawns across the land;
Hut. while we live, the bonds of love may
link
The nearer border with the furth 'r brink.
Tis D.'atli alone that makes Ihe gulf so wide
That none may travel to the other 1 Je
To offer there the long wllhholdcn dole
A cup of water to a thirty soul.
OUR SOUTHERN BUDGET
Fnou ouu Special Couitr.Ri'ONDCNT,
Raleioii, N.O., May 8, 1860.
"Do I know the words of 'Maryland,
my Marjland'r" Of course I do. Every
body down this way knows 'cm. Here,
Eunice Eliza can sing 'em to you."
The remarks were made to me by a
good-natured rice planter, of whom I
had inquired if he knew the words of the.
famous song composed by James R.
Itandall, who now occupies an editorial
chair on the Atlanta Cunatittitlon,
Now thcro is a pleasant little fiction,
invented by foiiio ln? nlous newspaper
scribe, about the circumstances under
which Mr. I'and.ill wiole his famous
song. It was stated tha lying in his
tent lie became wakeful, and (ludlng
that sleep had deserted his pillow ho
arose, and pacing to and fro within tho
lianow confines of hts quarters he com
posed the song entile, after which he
I retired to rest aud slept like a tired
j child. Een If such were tho case it
T)le S0Ilg 3,cona,iered from a literary
s,amip0llt (anij whu would look at it I
1i.(,r,. i.9i ,. nm. The .-.ntlini- almwa
a gem
file In every line. Tim idea Is that
Maryland Is "halting between two opln
Ions," and the writer Is urging hr loj
IOUOW 11 1 tit
He starts off-like the clash
of cymbals.
it. .r.
i.e ,i,n ihe
desnot'a b.el" Is on her ahore. and
that ihe Incendiary's torch Is at the
door of her templed shrine, nnd then
calls upon her to avenge the blood lhat
had already dyed the streets of Baltl -
more lie refers to bis mother state as
the "battle queen," and represents him
self as kneeling to her, praying:
'l'orllto and death, for woe and weal,
Thy iwer.cas chivalry r-vrol,
, Aud glnl Uiy Ih-iuiI.-oiui limbs with steel,
Marytaud! My Mary laud 1"
She is enjoined to remember Carroll,
Howard, Ringgold, Watson, Lowe, aud
Key, the "Star Spangled .Banner"
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incentive. Finally the poet Is led to
exclaim:
I see the blush upon thy cheek,
Marjluiidt my Mar laud I
lint thou was ever bravely meek,
Marylamll my Maryland I
Hut, lol there surges fotth.n slnlek,
n om hill to hill, from creek lo creek
Potomac calls lo Che.sapenko,
Maryland! my Maryland!
The fire In the poet Randall's veins
now seems to bo burning like a fever.
The noble State seems to be yielding
to be following as he beckons, front
his cry soul now-comes forth the fol
lowing burst ot tilumph:
Thou will not yield the Vandnl toll,
Mnrjlaudl uiy Maryland!
Thou wilt not eiook to Ids cutittol,
Maryland 1 iny Mnrylaud I
Retter the fire upon the roll;
Better I ho shot, the blade, tho bowl,
Than crucifixion of the soul.
Marylamll my Maryland!
Rut who ever saw a work of art that
was faultless? One little svoid marred
Ihe poem a word that can be excused
considering; tho circumstances that
called It foith; hut the author should
sponge It away now, so that his beauti
ful creation might stand outlined
against the literary horizon w ithout a
blemish. I refer to the last word that
occurs In the tlilid line from the last In
the poem's final veise:
I bear the distant thunder bum,
Maryland! my Maryland!
The Old Line's bugle, fife and drum,
Maryland I my Maryland!
She Is not dead, nor deaf, nor dumb
Huzza 1 she spurns the Northern scum I
She breathes! she burns 1 stio'll come, she'll
come.
Maryland! uiy Maryland 1
Suppose, now, we take a deliberate
plunge from the sublime to the ridicu
lous. Randall's "Maryland" was cal
culated to Inspire, to call tor lb noble
thoughts and lofly deeds. How differ
ent are thoughts evoked bv the follow
ing song that was sung In many a camp
to the tune of "A Life on tho Ocean
Wave":
A LIFE ON THE VICKSISURQ HILLS.
A life on tho Vlckkburg Hills, a homo In the
trenches deep,
A dodge from the Yankee shells, and the old
pea bread won't keep.
Elke a Rebel caged I pine, and I dodge when
the cannons roar,
Hut give mc corn dodgers and mine aud I'll
slay forever more.
Citonus:
A life on the Vlcksburg Hills, a home In the
trenches deep,
A dodge from ihe Yankee shells, and the old
pea bread won't keep.
The bread.the bread, the old pea bread won't
keep.
Once more In trenches I stand, with my own
far-carrying gun
If the fray should como hand-to-hand. 111
wager my rations I'll run ;
The trenches no longer we view, tho shells
have begun to fall,
The sound I hate don't you? so Into my rat
-bole 1 11 crawl.
Citoitrs?
The bullets may w lilstlc by,thc terrible bombs
come down,
Hut give mo full rations, and I'll stay In my
bole In the i-round,
I'll stay, I'll stay, I'll stay In my hole In the
ground.
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But that's enough of the poetical for
this time, so from the fairy realms we
will take a single glance at a cold, solid,
practical fact that will probably be as
interesting to Northern readers as It Is
to the writer. In the county of Kobe
son, in this State, there are now stand
ing In the forests tho enormous quantl
ty of 804,000,000, or nearly a million
millions, feet of as fine pine timber as
ever grew on tho face of the globe.
This Is exclusive of much other valuable
timber, such as poplar, dogwood, gum.
oak, and hickory. A largo part of the
land on which these forests stand Is
very rich. And yet this wealth of
woods and lands can be purchased In
large tracts from $3.00 an acre upwards,
I'ondcr ocr this a moment, gentle
reader. It Is a bigger thing than you
probably Imagine. P. P. iKoomvAHD,
BroauMiB's Hew lori Letter
Special to tho Caihion Advocate.
Let It bo written In letters of gold and
be set double leaded In the principal
column of every newspaper in the Unit
ed States: there Is still hope for the se
curity nnd peace of the nation, while a
frco and fearless press stands watch and
guard over the liberties of the people.
Hear tho news the Grand Jury of this
city has prcseated the cowardly Hoy
cotters for indictment, and the strlngcu
measures adopted have stopped the
spread of the Infamy In Now Y'ork,
After a scathing rebuke to the Justice
w ho lent the Boyeotters, as far as he
was able, his aid and countenance, an
after an able review of tho cowardly
principles of tho IJoycolters, tho pre
sentment winds up with the follow In
burning words, which cannot but nice
tho approval and endotsement of every
honest man and woman In the Republic.
"The Orand Jury regret to reflect upon
any officer of justice, and notwithstand
ing the opinion of Justice Welde, a
t'lorough examination convinces them,
that this so- called Boycott is an accursed
exottc., and they urge every effort of our
Legislators, the Bench, tlio Bar, tlio
Piess of tho land, and every American
citizen, to am in oxtciminaiing tnisi"""' ,....-, .mu nu..
! bydra-lienilcd nionstcr.nnw dragging Its
laatHsome length across me comincni,
sucking the very life blood of our trade
I aml commerce; equally baneful to the
! ""'ployers and the employed." ThU
, ,us 11,0 genuine ring of pure gold, and
, w,lcn R score or morc of llie Boycottcrs
- 1 are hUgod In the Penitentiary. thoe
i.ienersoi me iaw wui nno mat ousiness
men anu w omen iie sou." ngnia ma..
even uoycouers. are oouiiii io respect.
Last wecK uiey unocriooK io uoyroti
lhe Tribune, in the town of Nyack, on
the Hudson. When the boycott com-
inenced the Boycottcrs went to all the
news venders In the village, and forbid
them selling the Tribune under tbe pen-
aUy of the boyixitt. The new s endare
wero mostly poor men, and fearing fi
nancial ruin, refused lo sell the Tribune.
The Trioiiiic then sent up a special man
to Nyack, who offered the TWi'ime to
whoever would buy. A crowd of ruf
fians came out of a uelghboilng factory,
ami hustled and annoyed the man, but
did not do him any serious Injury, hop
ing to frighten him away, hut they had
evidently caught a Tartar.who Intended
to stay; to on the second day a coward
ly crowd ns?ault('dthcunfortiinato man,
who fareJ very badly at their hands, and
the final result was, that the rascals
were arrested, and it is to be hoped will
be severely punished.
"I lie danger that threatened us so seri
ously last week Is gradually subsiding,
nnd some of the men who were on tlfe
strike are reluming to wolk. The great
body .if the workmen begin to realize
that they w ere made tools of, by a lot
of designing men who were anxious to
enrich themselves at tho expense of
their deluded dupes. While the poor
fellows who stiuck when they were told
were stun lug with their families unable
to get a mouthful of food, these district
leaders were riding about In carriages
kept at an expense of eight or ten dol
lars a day, with their pockets stuffed
full of greenbacks, contributed by the
faithful to sustain the strike. It h a
been a serious drawback to business.;
sugar which went up three cents last
week on account of the strike has risen
to seven cents this week, and tlio con
sequence Is that the refiners have made
more by tho strike than they could pro
bably have done by running their works,
and in tlio meantimo the strikers have
been reduced nlmost to starvation.
Building lias nearly stopped In New
York and Brooklyn, and tho wonderful
activity of a few weeks ngo has been
succeeded by a stagnation, which Is
truly appalling. Tho men on the strike
with some few exceptions have behased
admirably, nnd these exceptions have
received condign punishment. Several
men wero fined small sums, and put
under bonds for calling the new d livers
and conductors Insulting names, aud
ono timer of a cross-town car was sent
to the Penitentiary for six monllis for
obstructing a Third Avenue car. Mean
while a manifesto has been issued by
the Executive .Committee of the strik
ers, cautioning against acts of violence,
and this course has done more to regain
the sympathy of the people for the
strikers, than anything elso they could
have done. There Is a right and a
wrong on both sides. The drivers and
conductors on all of cur horse railroads
were fearfully overworked, and miser
ably paid for tho labor they pet formed
Here are thousands of well paid
mechanics striking for eight hours, and
these poor fellows were compelled lo
work sixteen hours a day rain or shine,
In the summer's heat and tho winter's
frost and snow; unceasing, never end
Ing toil for starvation wages. Then
comes an Iron system of exactions and
fines, not to mention tho incivility and
often brutality of , passengers, who
looked on these unfortunate men as
vehicles on which lo exhaust their
abuse. .Lastly was the villainous aud
degrading system of spotters and-splcs,
and altogether it seemed too much of a
load for human nature to hear. Tin
street car drivers and conductors of
New York may not bo saints, but that
they are not devils is no fault of their
employers. The men were goaded to
desperation by poor living and hard
work and poor pay, and the only aston
Isliing thing about it is, that they did
not act much worse than they did. Now
that reason is returning and violence Is
disclaimed, they have the best wishes of
every humane man and woman for their
success. They ask for twelve hours
work. Heaven knows that is cnou
of such work as they do, for any mortal
man, and all things considered their de
mand for pay is just and moderate. I
hope and trust they may get It. They
never can get Itby tin, miserable system
of boycotting aud violence, aud mal
treating the men who differ from them.
Juhann Most, the pestilential anarch
ist, has fled the city to avoid the possi
bilities of the Penitentiary. For mouths
he has been counselling bis followers to
use fire, poison, dynamite, the sword,
the dagger, the bayonet, any means of
destruction, to btrlke at capital and de
troy It. At a recent meeting, ho ex
hibited an old musket, and called on
his followers to use it. Tho latest reve
lation of this notorious ra;cal Is, that
his followers have banded together for
tho purpose of defrauding the insnranc
companies, and a prominent city jour
nal has given a long list of iucendiaiy
fires occurring In houses occupied by
anarchists, and the conclusions drawn
are fearful to contemplate.
These foreign Incendiaries who hav
ing escaped the gallows in their own
country have sought and received shel
ter of our flag eccin to think that lib
erty means license for every kind of
villainy. It Is mostly men of this class
who havo been at the bottom of our
most serious labor disturbances, and ih t
tlio men who have honestly paitlcipatcd
In tbe strike. While we have had quite
a lively time, and ono day of absolute
riot, at no time has it been beyond the
, iuiimhs our im-ny mra tuni wc no noi.
-.m.u.
j 'j ho system of elerllng our Police
Justices Is a disgrace toourc; vlllzatlon.
These men, on whom In a great measure
j depends the administration of the laws
nm! the protection of the public peace.
are low ward noliilclans and political
j ncuiers, wno Know as much about tbe
, iaw as tney uo ol llus Dlble. uut of
twelve justices, only four are lawyers;
fuur are or were saloon keepers, oiie
was a plumber, one acardrlver.uuotheri
a process-server, and another a clerk,
(The offices, which are worth more than
the pay of a Siipie-.no Judge of the!
United States, has p been farmed out as
tife price of poliueol scrIoe, and trr-
vices of tho lowest character at that.
The same condemnation applies to our
Coroners. It Is hut seldom that a regu
lar physician was chosen for the cilice,
it lias been more frequently given to the
keeper of some grogshop, though It Is
an olllce requiring the highest Intelli
gence in medicine and law; aud lit New
York It pays from $.20,000 to f'i'.OOC
per annum.
We fivquently see cases where hus
bands have sued out writs of habeas
corpus to regain possession of lost wives;
but It is not often that a wife sues out
this tremendous mandate of the law, to
regain possession of a agraut husband;
hut here comes Minnie Clausen into
court, and by habei.s corpus command
her father-in-law, Clausen the brewer.,
to pioducc her liusbaud, or suffer Ihe
pains and penalties prescribe.! for thoso
who disobey this sacred will. Young
Clausen was the heir to many guilders.
In the usual course of nature he would
iavn inherited his falhet's beer vats
witli much Bock bier, and other valu
able considerations. In an evil liotti he
fell under the witchery of the fascinat
ing Minnie, and from that hour the
elder Clausen might Just a9 vtcll have
been soilless. Dot pov vas cone. Mr.
Clausen tried to induce him to leave
fie syren, but all In vain; hepulled half
the hairs out of his wlr, and swoie by
Gambiiuii;, (a fearful oath when given
in Low Dutch), dot tier vas no more
Schwectzer kase unl pretzels fur dot
Nelzelschoop in der Clausen bans. Then
the news startled the town that the
-inconstant Minnie had cut-stick from
her loving lord, and had levanted off lo
that Paradise of American sinners,
Canada, with a former lover. A general
alarm wa3 sent out by the police
describing her height, her hair, her eye?,
and her nose, n little puggy; Alligator
gaiters, gold striped stockings, and
raveling dress with a polka dot; hr.t
composed of two fig leaves, a carnation
pink and a horse. Uy. The town was
scoured detectives flew right and left,
and after three days she was discovered
.i a third class hotel near the Bowery.
and stopping there was the Identical
young man, who was said to be a former
lover. When Yroung Clausen arrived,
although things looked rather queer, he
was to delighted lo recover the lost one
that lie kissed her and took her back
again. Now he takes his Innings, and
Mrs. Clausen has to do the huntlng.and
she can now sec how she likes it.
BROADBRIM.
A SUFFICIENT DEFENCE.
It was a case of breach of promise.
The defendant was allowed to say a word
In his own behalf. "Yes," he said, "I
kissed her almost continually every eve
ning I called at her house."
Lawyer for plaintiff Then you con
fess ll?
Defendant Y'cs, I do confess It; hut
I had to do It.
Lawyer You had to do III What do
you mean?
Defendant That was the only way I
could keep her from singing.
The jury gave n verdict for tho defend
ant without leaving their scats.
THE HEW ROUTE TO ST JOSEPH, U0.
Tho'throiigh line from Chicago to St.
Joseph, Missouri, over the Chlcago.Rock
Island & Pacific Railway will be open
lo public use ou and after May 2nd.
Tho extension west from Altamont(frnm
which point the main line diverges to
St. Joseph) has been constructed with
the ulmostcare, and In all respects com
pares favorably with any of tho older
portions of tho ltoek Island system.
Through express trains run as follows:
Leave Chicago 12.10 P. M. and 11.00 P.
M,, arrive in St. Joseph 8:15 A; M. and
7:5o P. M. respectively. Returning,
leave St. Joseph 7:35 P. M. and 7:05 A.
M., arriving in Chicago at 2:35 P. M.
and 0:25 A. M. The passenger equip
ment of these trains, consisting of day
coaches, Pullman palace pallor and
s'.oeplng tars, reclining chair cars and
dining cars, is and will be characterized
by the same comfort, luxury and splen
dor which have made tho Kansas City
Route of the Rock I.dand so universally
popular. The new Hue opens up a new
and Independent avenue of transporta
tlon to and from one of the most nour
ishing, go-ahead cities of the West a
city of 50,000 habitants, commanding
an Immense trade that covers a vast
area Included la the States and Terri
tories contiguous and tributary to It.
Success to the through line to St. Joseph,
and may the Chicago, Hock Island &
Pacific management harvest that full
measure of reward which their superior
energy and enterprise have so fairly
earned.
A PARTIAL JUDGE.
A man applied to the Governor of
Dakota fur a pardon for a man then
serving a term In tho penitentiary.
"On what grounds do you ask for a
pardon?" Inquired the governor.
"That the judge who sentenced him
was prejudiced."
"That Is hardly probable."
"But I can prove It."
"Well, go ahead."
"The man had once traded horses.
with tho Judge who wanted a very gen
tle horse. He highly recommended the
animal nnd tald hp could warrant it not
to kick. The next morning tho judge
went out and found it dead.'
"Yes, I bee."
"Tho judge told the man about It and
he went over and looked nt the horse
and then he tickled Its hind legs with a
straw and turned and tald: 'Well, I
calculate that hoss Is just genilo as I
, said he was; I still claim he wont kick a
uy. Just bring your children right out
and let 'em play wlih blm.Judgc.' Tin.
juilgo chased lilui out of the barn with
a four lined pltchfprk but didn't catch
him. Shortly after' he cot a wark at
him on a trial arid cent him up."
"Well," tahl iihe governor, "I think
he must ha, e been prejudiced I'M write
oat a -tJoi. or your una."
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