A Sluggish Liver
Causes tlio Stomach mid Dowels to be
come disordered, mul Ilia wliolu system
to sutler from debility. In all such
cases Ayer's Tills give prompt relief.
After much suffering from Liver mid
Stomach troubles. I iiitu tin.llly liven
cured by taking Ayer's (.'atlmrtir 1'ilU.
1 alwsnsflml tlintu prompt and llmniiili
In their action, anil their uiratliimil iiie
keeps tun In a perfectly healthy condition.--lliilpli
Wcem.in, Alinapolts, Shi.
Twenty-five years ao t KiilTered from
a torpid liver, which was restored to
healthy action by taking Ayer's Tills.
Since that time 1 liavo never been with
out thpru. They ii'ptil.Ue Ihr bowels,
assist digestion, ami iiurease the appe
tite, mora surely than any other inedi-dno.-Taul
Churchill, Haverhill, Mass.
INVIGORATED.
I know of no remedy equal to Ayer's
Tills for Stomach mid Liver disorders.
1 suffered from a Torpid Liver, and lys
pepsia, for eighteen months My skin
was yellow, and my tongue coated I
hn.I no appetite, miffercd from Head
ache, was palo and emaciated. A few
boxes of Ayer's Tills, taken In moderate,
doses, restored mo to perfect health.
Waldo Miles, Oberlin, Ohio
Ayer's Tills ore a superior fnmUy
medicine. They strengthen and invig
orato the digestive organs, create an ap
petite and remove the horrlblo depres
sion and despondency resulting from
Liver Complaint. I have used theso
Tills In my family, for years, and they
never fail to give entire satisfaction.
Otto Montgomery, Oshkosh, Wis.
Ayer's Pills,
Prepared byDr.J. O.Ayer & Co., I-ow-Ii.M.
hy all Druggist and Iealcri tu Mrillclu.
DON'T
BUY AN ENGINE
Until you have iccn our circular n.1 prices.
$250.00 for lMtorfe Power, to JSSO.oo for CO.
Horse Power. Engines cnmnlete with cor.
ernor. Pamn. Hester anit Throttle Valve and
Sliiht Flll-Oyllntler Lubricator. More thnn
lOOOInuie. Senil tor circular umnic teitl
monlali from erery State la the Union, Per
fect satisfaction guarsntod.
MOBR1S MAOH1NK WOKKS.
Haldwtnivllle. N. T.
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A Farm in tho South.
On the Iustallmeut Plau-60c. per Month.
Clerks, 8'oro Keepers, Mechanic, In
borers, and People nf every vocation, can
purchase a farm In the South and not leave
their present employment unltl tliey have
paid for the lands and h.ivo had it put in a
paying condition. Five acres in grapes
will yield a net prout or one thousand nol
lari annually, aud any industrious median
e or luuorer can rave enough ot his wages
every month lo pay rrand slartsucn a
farm. Northern men ore now doing this.
AVby toil on trom year to year without a
future. Save a little erery month and
make this sure investment. There is no
risks like int corp'trutiuns and loan as
eociations ami caving hanks. Try this,
your wife will help vou save the minnv
for the sake of a home ni her own. For
further inlormntlon, addrets,
Frank Woodward, Snpl.,
Northern Co-Opjrative Colony
Raleigh, N. C. mnrl2-Sfl
A Land Of
Grapes.FeacliesJiEs.Pfliiisraniles
Those fullering wild throat ami luni
troubles, should cnrresftontl at once will
with the undersigned concerning
Soutta Fines Heal BosorL
The highest known point in the Long Leal
Tine Belt or tho Boulh. Free fiom malaria.
Mnnr Northern people are now building
winter residences at the Tines. Iteicrence
ia given to II. E. Parker, E I United Opin
ion, Bradford, Vl., L A. Young. Ed. Jndar,
liisbon.K Y , II M. Harris, Ed Iltpubli
can. Glen Falls. N. Y , II. P. Clark, Gener
al Passeneer Aeent,S2U Hroadwav, N.York,
EOUTIIEP.N PINES KESORT CO.,
Principle Office, Raleigh, N. C.
Marck 13-1 660.
1838. POMONA NURSERIES. 1886.
LAWSON-Heft Karly Market I'ear.
KEIFKKR Hest Late Market Pear.
PAltltY and I.IHA Hest .Market .Straw.
bcrrr. MAHLHOItS Lamest and Hest
Karly Red Haspberry. WII.SOM Jit
largest known HlacKuerry ami bcttaitupteil
to extreme cold climates where winter pro
tection Is necesnary. 4K Inches around. 103
bushels per acre. Nl.vUAliA and other
newuranes. Fruit Trees. &c.
WM. PAHRY, Parry, N.J
march is IMS.
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RICflAUD K. FOX,
Fsisn.is EqcAitit, K. Y.
Mar 30, 1685 ly
How Lost, How Restored!
Juit iiubllthed. a cew edition of DR.
CULVERWELL'S CELEBP.ATED ESSAY
en the rorficaf cure of SriRUSTOHRHa
Beminal Weakness, Involuntary Genilnal
Loists luroTiscY, Mfutal and Physiral
incapncuv. irnpenimenis lo .MarnaEe. etc
also, CoKii-wi-TioK. Er.LicrsY and Fits, in
duced by self indulgvuce,orsexual extraya
Kdc, Ao.
The celebrated author, in this admirabl
etsar. clearly deinooiirates Iroin a thirl'
ars' successful practiee,that the alarming
ron'equenevs of self abuse mav be radleallv
cured) pointing out a mode of cure at noce
simple, certain, and ellectual,br means of
wnien every iunrer, no mailer what hi
condition may be, may cure himselfcbeai
If, privately and rtdieallv.
JMr-TbU Lecture should be in the hand
of every youth and every man in the land
8ent uoder seal, in a plain envelope, to
any address, on receipt of four cents, or two
ati sumps. AUiresi
The CULYEUiTKLL 3L1)IC'AL CO.,
3 .., AW
41 Ann St.. Acvr Toru, .. Y, well as receiving more caie aud atten
t OMee ij tnsIJIr'tlon
IFARMERS' COLUMN.
Woodnshcs and plaster make an
excellent fertilizer for all kinds of grass
crops, and should be freely used.
The barnyard In winter Is often the
death-trap for llvo stock. Tools of
water, liquid and solid manure are al
lowed to frecie, and then alternately
inakn n nasty, loathsome mass, through
which the slock mutt wade In going fur
water. Remedy this evil If you would
have your stock healthy.
ladles' Occupations.
Thcoppoittniltlcs for Indies to find cm
ploymcnt that Is both suitable and re
munerative me limited) their pay Is usually
poor as compared with the salaries paid to
men In same lines of occupation. Hut there
are some very noted executions: touriiallsin.
the drama, music and the platform odor
equal advantages to men and women; and
there 1 onp occupation In wldeli nnmeu are
generally more . ucecsslul than men, and that
l In the management of (peelal agencies.
By special agencies we mean, Jhev are glien
the eehisie control of the sale ot sneelnl
articles that can not be bought at the Mores,
and, If the aitleles have merit, and are In
demand, thev are a Mire source ot profit to
the special airent If properly handled. In
this line the Cincinnati Kiiinemtcr Coiutiam
are offering Inducements to ladles tlint wc
think orglit lo attract attention. They are
niaimhit titling the now celebrated Queen
f 'llv Skit t Kn.nmidnr. flip l.nille tin,l mliii.a
and their uneqiKtlod Stocking Supporters for
i.ioies anu ctutnrcn. uscar wuuc, m ins
"Phllosophv of l)res,"sajs, "the first and
last lule is Ibis, that each separate article of
annaril l lobe susnended from the waist.
Nature gives one no oppoitunlly at nil ot
suspending anything from the waist's deli
cate curve. Consequently, by means of a
tight corset, a regular artificial lodge had to
be produced, from which Hie lower garments
are hung. Miere there are no suspenders
there must lie corsets; adopt the former and
mo inner disappear, laiucruic ne aienieis.
High Priestess of poison and petticoats. In.
vented the corset. Now corsets are wholly
bad. Petticoats should be suspended from
the shoulders. No lady or ndis should be
without siisnenders . Oitrleadlnif Dhvslelans
recommend them and are loud in their praise
m uio viieon t liy .-m.sucii'uts. l uesc goous
arc mauufactu! ed bv women, who hai e made
the wants of ladles and children a studv.and
thev ask us to refer llieni to some reliable
and eneiijetle l.idy to take the excluslie sale
of them, and we ceitalnly think that an
arnesi solicitation in every uouseuoin
ould meet wltli a ready response, and that
determined woman could make a hand
some salary and have on exelusUe
agency that would bo very profitable. Wc
advise any lady who Is hi need of employ
ment lo send to this company her name and
iiunrcsi ipiaiiuy written!, and Jticnuou um
.iper. Aciuress l lie I'lnemnaii Mispcnuer
o., iij jiain street, Cincinnati, umo.
Beware of Inferior seed at this sea
son, lime lost In the use of such can
not be regained.
It Is said that the mlnorca fowls, so
well known In England, are not breed
n this country. There lias, however,
been a recent Importation for a Tliila-
lelphla breeder, which will be exhibited
at the next State Fair. It Is claimed
that they will lay over 200 eggs a year
per hen.
Tho Kidneys
Persons of sedentary habits often
suffer with kldnev affections. Sufferers
from this weakening and dangerous dis
ease, by a persistent use of Slin.nons
Liver Regulatory ill restore Hie kidneys
to their wonted health and Igor.
Uecardlng the economy of uslnc
ensilage, a Minnesota dairyman claims
that he can whiter a cow on six tons of
It, and that the cost should not exceed
-10 cents a ton, or 2.-10 for the winter.
It cannot be produced In many other
locations as cheaply as he states.
A Wonderful Discovery.
Consumptives and all. who suffer
from any affection of the throat and
hums, can Unit a certain cure In Dr.
King's Now Discovery for consumption.
1UUU3UI1U3 oi permanent cures v my
the truth of this statement. No modi.
cine can show such a record of wonde?-
nil cures, i housands of once boneless
sufferers now gratefully proclaim they
owe their lives to this "New Discovery.
It will cost you nothing to give It atrial.
rree niai Dottles at Thomas Urus
store. Large size, $1,00.
The finest stalks of asparagus are
raised by glvlnz the plants plenty of
room. Set the roots in rows four feet
apart and three in the rows. Keep the
land free from wccds.and manure every
year ou inc sunacc. The manure
should be fine and well-rotted.
A Sensible Man
would use Kemp's U.ilsam for the throat
and lungs. It Is curing more, cases of
coughs, colds, asthma, bronchitis, croup
and all throat anil lung troubles, than
any other medicine. Tbo proprietor has
authorized Diery, of Welssport. and
Thomas, this place, to refund vour
money if, after taking thicc-fourths 'of
a bottle, relief Is not obtained. Price
ouc. nnu m. i rial size free.
A moth-trap inventor claims that
after three years experimenting he is
sure that he can in his trap catch every
larva that crawls up or down a tree.and
hold it until it dies. He assures orchard-
iststhat they will find It a boon.
The Rev. Geo. II.Thaver.of llnnrlmn.
Ind., says: "lioth myself and wife owe
our lives to bitiLoifs Consumption
I'l-iii:. Uiery, M'elssport, and Dr. Horn,
l.UllllUll.
If ou wish to grow a good crop of
oats do not delay getting the seeds In.
Uats delight In tho plentiful rains of
spring and grow rapidly as soon as the
giound begins to becotno warm.
Ate vou made miserable hv I
tlon, constipation, dizziness, fuss of up-
.ruir, jenun sum.- otiiiou s vitaiizcr
s a positive cure, bo d at Dr Hnrns'
ana mery s dm; stores.
-rresidcnl McCann, of tho Elmlra
Farmers' Club, suggests that con s sub
ject to garget or other diseases of the
udder be sent to the shambles instead of
being used as breeders.
ii-, nt . ..
Cure will give' Immediate relief? l'rlce
iuc, wc, si. sold by Dr. Horn, La
hlghlon. lJlery, Welssport.
Raspberries throu- up a great many
suckers, and these should be thinned
out, leailng not over four canes to the
hill, so as to afford plenty of room.
i-igs larroweu now b iii make very
iiijiiu grunui, aim win gam nearly as
fast as those that were farrowed In the
fall and wintered over.
Shlloh's Catarrh Remedv a nosltlve
cure for catarrh, diphtheria and canker
motiiti. sow by liiery, Welssport, and
xji. jiuiu, i.cniguion
The sheep should bo well sheltered
at night and should have plenty of room,
It Is best at this season to separate all
wethers from tho ewes, and If the latter
are not crowded they will produce
stronger Iambs and be In n better con
ditlon for nursing them In the spring,
lllvlnr. In Innro ranrK. nn.LU ...
LADIES
.Vro rou reckless enough to venture f I( fo
(end two cut! in Itamps to tho Muck inifc
Ushtnn Co, F-4J nnl rat Wa.hlugt m Stei-el.
New Yoil'.. f ir nco o! their liuniitifnl l.lus
trated" I.afUcs' HooUs." H Is n novel,
unique, and tJtcr.'slhi,-; work to every pcnion
of refinement. , ...
1)0 iceelpt f ten cents laitamps they will
send postpaid n fwl ft of th-lr famous
uons.'UOia gamo ti uii.
Kor tell C ijih l ie,l ui lll?o pciiu n u'jiik run'
ilnln" rompleto eoul pf "Thi! Jllkndo,"and
ivi.lcnf lis inriat uoniitnr songs, togotherullh
teu e.trsiilsite eliromo curds.
QTHNBPTU,
i v..rv i,t,.ii-liit. linriii'es'.i'UeTrrtdT'.id aroinnth
i,niouiid tor dlsL'iilrlng tiic ln-le nt quinine,
ii I oth T bitter drug", either rolld or IhdJ.
rleo. 75 CeiiMisr Piiil llollle. l'rcerlbl by
.nmniulxir iili v ..Mnn I li l':urula nltfl Atuerleu.
?ui nulla accoiniiiuiles ev, ry buttle. 1'ur Salobri
ili-n.-Mns.
Muluifut tared by
The Acadenio Pharmaceutic Co.,
LONDON AND MI1V YOUK.
32 -530 WASHINGTON ST., NEW YORK CITY
F
An elec"it Eujrll'h pharmaceutic prepar
tion fur bilious, tnalailal cart blood troubles
. h result of river t-ventvilve years of mo3'
'ininent scientific re-wircu.
Approved by thobl'dieRtniedicftl authorities
la i.so ia tho lntpitals lu every part o'
airop-i.
Esp"cUUt helpful t.t I ".dies, children and
lecpie or seuniary nanus.
Entire'-vegetable: free from harmful dross
In llandsoms Packages, Price 50 Cts.
I'rcpar: d colcly by
Tha Roy'd Pliiufnhcuutid Co.,1
LONDON AND NEW YORK,
Jacniista by appointment to Ilcr Majesty
mil aeeu uuu io luu iioyai riuunj.
NEW YOUK I1UANCII:
130, 132, 134 Charlton St
ROYAL PILLS.
lira's m'dlclnil prnjvrtle.i r.s HoTiL r.usta,
1:1 uo.o, uj ni3 lu uoa, lor io ctnis.
"OR GALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS
lEMEMBER THE BIG FOUR!
incgar Eitters C03DIAL,'( ,lli"'fjns 50c,
'incgar Bitters P0WD2R3, CO doses, 50c.
"inegar Bitters, new elyle.j1)!tJnt$ 1.00
'inegar Bitters, n'd stjle. bllter tate. $1,00
Tho World's Croat Dlood Turlflor
nnd Life Glvlnar Prlnolplo.
nly Tc2ip:ran33 Eittjrs Knovn.
lie lir.-t Rlili nf a Cent my the l.endlnr
I'nuilly Slediclne of tlio World.
Ml
I. Woonalfl Drucr Co., Propriotort
s FiUM IiU'O Attn NEW YOItli
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LIXIR
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Copied and enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz
OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS,
Pastels, Crayon, India
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All work guaranteed or no pay.
us a call and
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No. 105 N. 8th St Allentown, Pa.
Franklin Santee, Manager,
J. S. KREIDLER, AGT.
Orders left at
the
Advocate
attention.
CAMPBELL,
The Jeweler,
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Go to Bierp Drug Store
WEISSPORT, - PA.,
For PURE DRUGS and
TOILET ARTICLES, dioicc Wines and Liquors for
Medicinal lUu posea, Choice Brands oi" Cigars and Toboccos,
Stationery, Wall Paper and Borders, &c, 6cc
at I.OWKST I'JUO'eS. riihSUltll'TlONS earcfull compounded, Day or Nluhtl
I'atrouaKO f ollclteil and eatUluctlon xuarantcctl In I'rlco anil (Juulliy ofUooUt Solil,
Am. JI!F' Cflrner WhllB m Streets, Woissport. Pa.
YOU WANT
The Carbon Advocate !
$1. per year; 50c. six months; 25c. three Months.
REMOVAL!
Dr. C. T. Horn,
Iteipcctfully announces to bis customers ani
the people generally tt.atlie lias removed Ids
DltL'O STUI1K from I.euokel's lluibllntc to
lila new store room opposite Hie Public Square
Bank Street, Lohighton, Pa.,
where he villi be pleated to rrcclve frleodi
and the public, and supply Item nlth
Pure Drugs & Medicines,
Fancy and Toilet Articles,
Lamps and Lamp Fixtures,
Stationery & Choice Cigars.
tojtther with a line line of latest designs In
Wall Paper
AND
DecorationS,
at rowest Prices. Tcrsonscsn also obtain
Ere-lllnsaes ami Bpcctacles, properly al
luneil to their (lain at reasonable rlcis.
Prescriptions compounded with care day
or night.
Iten.cmbcr, THK OENTIIAI. DIIUU Store
Feb.8..yl l)n. (). T. 1IOHN.
Central Carriage Worlrs
iiiink St., Lchighton, Pa..
Are prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring "Wagon, &c,
tlf every description, In the most substantle'
manner, and at l.otrest Cash Prices
Itcpnliliig rioiuptly Attended lo
TUEXLEU & KRKIDLKIl,
April 20, 188iyl Proprietors.
WM. DUFFY & SON,
of East Mauch Chunk,
are prepared lo do all kinds of
Plastering & OriMtal Tort,
at shortest notice. Orders by rnnll will r
ceive prompt attention, Terms nioderati
or pnodwork. senlfitf
LEWIS H. REHRIG,
Slate Roofer.
RKPMRING promptly attended to ot
short notice and on reai)HHble terms.
WORK GUARANTEED.
Address: PRINCE'S P. 0., Carbon County,
Penn'a. aun20-1y.
Send 10 cents poslnge.snd
we will uipM you flee a
rysl, valuable, ssinplo
IJIiox of Roods tlint will put
you in i lie why oi uiiikiiik
more money at once, iban anything cine in
America. Both sexes of ull'ages can live
nt homo and work In spare time, or all the
time. Capital tint required. We will start
vou. Immense pay sure for those uho
e'nrtatonce. ST1X80N i CO., Portland
Maine. nov. 21-1865,
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Ink and Photographs.
All wc ask is a trial.
Give
be convinced.
Oitice will receive prompt
Fcb2-lyr
Next to CLAUSS .t BHO.,
Bank St., Lehishton,
Ilisaltvais en linnd a lull lineol
t watcliEs, Clccia & Jewelry
hich lie is Exiling at yeiy low
jirtct's
REPAIRING-
in nil brauclitet promptly ntinnleii
lo. declV,Hi ly
MEDICINES, FANCY and
Y
Ten thousand Babies arc
given yearly to the grave by
not having Dr. Hand's Teeth
ing Lotion on their gums
when teething.
SOMETHING NEW!
Something Wondkkfui. !
SOMETHING MAGICAL!
To bathe the Baby's gums
while teething, relieving all
inflammation, swelling and
pain.
LOST !
A good many night's rest,
by not having Dr. Hand's
Colic Cure, for it gives Baby
comfort and sleep without
stupefying or injuring it. No
opiates. No constipation.
Hand's llcmcdies for Chil
dren sold- by all Druggists.
Laboratory at ScrnntPii, l'a.
Dee. 6, 18S5 Ij o u.w.
In mwK
The undersigned is prepared lo furnish tho best Lehigh
Coal, from Harleigh Colliery, at the following low prices,
by the Car, rou cash only. Credit ten cents per ton extra:
Egg - - -Stove
- -
Chestnut No. 1
Chestnut No. 2
Prices at the Mines 25cts. per ton Less.
J. L. GAJBEL,
DEALER IN
HARDWARE LUMBER, COAL, &c, &c,
Opp. PUI3UC SQUARE, LEI1IGIITON, PENN'A
IS HEADQUARTERS FOR
Cnnuoii Toiratocs, Canned Corn,
Canned Poaches, Cnniintl Pears,
Canned Peas & I'lnms, Canned Kasnfoerries
Canned Lima Henns, (aimed Pcinnliins
Canned Saliuon,MaeKre, ' Pine Apples,
Pickels. Ketchup " Mustard.
We ask you to call and inspect our choice lino of goods.
WHO IS UNACQUAIM TSD VITH TH2
bUIZ UI tSADIININU
, BwM..rn O . (I L i. I If O I B K
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY
By roi3"in of lti cantral position and cloeo rolntlon to oil principal Jlnos TaBt rnd
V03t, r.tinit'alciid tonnlnal polata, conltutoi tlio most Important mld-conti-nontilllnlr
In that sv3t2tn of tUrouj'i trnnsportatlon wlalcli Invltca and Jacilt
tntoatr.xvoland tralllo botY03n cltioa of tho Atlantic and Pncillc Coasts. It
lo also tho favorite and boat routa to r.nd Irom points Kpct, Nortlieost and
Boutlio jst, and corresponding points w cct, Northwest end Southwest.
Tho Bock Island eyBtjrn Includes in lti main lino and branches, Chlcasro,
Jollot, Ottawa, Laflillo, I'oorli, Gonoseo, Mollno find Rock Island, In Illinois;
Davonport, Muacatlno, Washington, Fclrllold. Ottumwo. OsltalcoEa west
Ltoorty, Iowa Olty, Deo l.Iolnaa, Indlanola, Wlntereet. Atlantic, Knoxvillo,
Avidubon, Harlan, Gulhrlo Contro rnd Council BlufTB, In Iowti; Gcllatln,
Tronton, Camsron and Kansoa Citp, In Mltsourl; Lcnvonworth nnd Atchison,
In Iiinsai; Albert hs-x, Mlnnoapolls find St. Paul, in Minnesota; Wntortown In
Dakota, and hundreds of lntormecllito cities, towns, vUIagesDnd stations.
THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE
Ouaranto'a its patrons that Bonso of personal security afforded by n solid,
thoroughly billeted roid-bed; smooth tracks of continuous steel rail; sub-
Etantlallv built culverts and briUiies; rolllnsf etcck ns near perfection as
uman skill can mako It; tho safoty pppllancoa of patent buffers, platforms
and alr-brakos: and that oxacillin dlsclpllno wliicli rroverrii tho practical
operation of all its trains. Oth2r specialties of this loute are Transfers at
nil cennsctlosf points in Union Depots, a&d tho unsurpatecd comlorts and
'usurloa of 'to P-issonTor Equipmont.
Tho Fact K.tpreos Train3 botwoon Chlcnijo and tho Mif pourl Hivor nro com
jiosolor vroH vontllatad, iinolv upholstered Day Conches. Mnenittcont Pullman
Prtlaco Gloopora of tho latest ie-iun, and sumptuous Dinlnpr Ccrs, In which
olafcoratcly cooked raoala aru lolsurolv oaten, "pood Dlccstion waiting on
Appotito, and Health on both." Botwoen Chicago and Kansas City end
Atchlsan, nro also run tho Colobrated Reclinlnor Chair Cars.
THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE,
Is tho dlroct and favorlto lino botwoon Chlcatro and Minneapolis and St. Paul,
wboro connections nro midi In Union Dooots for all points In tho Territories
and Brtti3h Provinces. Over this route. Past Exnrosa Train3 nro run to tho
watorlnrr placos, cummr resorts, plcturesquo localities, and buntmcracrt flsh
Insr enpunds of Iowa nnd Minnesota. It is also tho mcst desirable route to tho
rich Jhoat fields and motorM lands of intorior Dnkotn.
Btlll mother D'HEOT LINE, via Seneca and Kankakee, has been opened
botwoon Tlowport Nows. Richmond, Cincinnati. lndlanapoli3, rnd Lafayotto end
Council Bluffs. Kansas Citv. Minneapolis and St Paul and intermediate points.
For detailed information see Map3 and Folders, obtainable as well as
Tlckot3, at nil principal Ticket Omcea in tho United States and Canada; or
R. R. CABLE,
President and General Manager, Chicago.
'inuu.ruKAL'M mat!. 11 in t it.
MPirnr? iitn'aiarrojTO'onion
ALrtAIL.otlLoml,,linfi,lllt.,it
nieateaitnerorMtorndtohenlth by utaaf
hs-. seminal pastilles:
A,iwaicQiuurror ep-oaaUebllily, Orran'c
oaknoMnndru-4raiIrcrtr in Vnuneor Mid-
Ola A-Oil Men. TtoJ tcr lti.rif V., r In nn
thoawinrl C.1B63 thTT flbto'titalr rfihf 1-0 nummnrBh
Bud brokfln ilfiwa ncn tntha full oniric r i.r.fc.--f
purfertiind full MinlrKironaih and Viuorous iltwiltU.
rroaohtftbout br IniiHcretioa.i;'osiire,OveMIria
iiuiiinriuui rvu inauiRoare.we &bk uinvyou eena us
1'
KIALl'ArKAOi:i)ti:tMi.th311uitM
THE BO
IIati wholly of flilUM Iron
And lteMPiurr bte 1, (incited Id
lmllatlon of ItOHutMxI. Wulnrn.
Iturl and Oak, Hurt' itian Vi.ixti
alrcarlr ued. t'u but lillKs
ran be lined In any gravf, nr
rnd arr ilalit ami burc-nr-prnur
prutci-t luitb rm
Let uud biidy from ct".inpn -m,
mould ami deovy ami from bur
rowiuc ant ma la uud vcrmlu.
Theso Vjulti are kept In alock nnd ore for tale
Undertaker and Kmbalmer Alw.flesler in all
to tbe uodertakio; bullae! I'r'n''lv cuwcrci
Tp Eeguiate
THE
FAVORITE HOME REMEDY U
warranted not to contain tfngle par
tide of Mercurv or any inlutloui tub
Uance, but I purely vegetable,
It will Cure all Diseases caused
by Derangement of the Liver,
KlAnoys and Stomacn.
If your Liver I out of order, then your
vho)c system U tcrang:d. The blood is
Impure, the brcaili onvnMvej you hnve
headache, feci languid, dUplritcd end
nervous. Tu prevent a more serious con
ditlon, take at once Simmons
REGULATOR. If you lead
sc-lentaiy life, or nutTlr with
Kltlnpy AllW'tlniift. avoid
stimulants and take Simmons LUer Regulator.
Sun; to relieve.
If you have eatn a.i thing hard of
cflgextKin, or feel he.ivy after meals or
n'evplcR-i nt night, t.iVe a doc and yoa
s fit feel relic veil and sleep pleasantly.
If you are a miserable -sufferer wKli
Count fpiUuii, Dyopopta and
JtHltitrnno4Rl fck rdif at once in
Simmons Llvrr Rt-eulat'. It dots nut
r quire continual doling, and costs but a
liltle It will cure you.
If you wake up in the mo mm- hh a
bitter, bad tate in jout muuth.
B!
Simmon Liver Regulator. It cor
rect the lh'ridu Stomach, sweetens
the llreath. and cleanses the Furred
longue. Liiumrcn oiten need some sale tJM hur
tle and Tonic to avert Kpprachlnx slclcnev
Simmons Liver Recpditor will relieve Colic, Head
ache, Sick Stomich, hidiglton, Dysentery, and
the Complaints tuclJunt to Uuldhoocl.
At any tlmi! ou feel your system needs
cleansing, trnmg reil.tiii) w ithcivt violent
pursing, or stir.iu luting without Intoxi
cating, take
J. II. ZEILIN & CO., Philadelphia, Pa.
In Yard. Del. in Town
$3.25
$3.50
3.35
- 3.25
2.15
3.60
3.50
2.40
CEOCRAPHY CF THI8 COUNTRY, WILL
Tlilii l."Ar. i MA i i lib
E. ST. JOHN,
General Ticket end Pasccnrjer Arjcnt, CHcago.
4to1J th lu.(Kiit.Ln ot tirrleutiuiM rcmc
L 1! Iam fur t Sri f ri .iirilo nn.l 1 1 .....L.
ftboso only Dim fitob.eeil their ric
yAtlmi. Take a tfUltfc, ItCMLKV ttitl IIAB
-rfSCUKED thou.TUiiii. doci Dut liitcrtcrt
wi U intention to biuintu, or rcuic piln
oriticon vcjilcnce Ininvuif. I-o untied
on fclr ut.fie mediral Drlitcinlra. llv dlrvcl
triplication ta lh rrn oldijciie in iprcifle
nfltifiicali fell without drlav. Ihatiktnr 1
l'limf ii.i.a nf t h litrmsn nrrar.Uin ai..r.l Hi
1 Hiikid inlmat 11 e'rmciil rf lif tr-irivf n t.acV, the itlcnl
1 bec RuchccrfulmJ rapidly yirn huVi itrcngUt tud hcUU
j TREATMHT.a9t37Tg7t:ii. ffhiee, 57
I KARRIS REMEDY CO., MF'C CHEMISTS,
! 30Qt K.TnhBtreet.ST.I.0TJi9. KO.
BlioclJ lio used In evrrj' Inter,
ru- in, AtrorUd poMttivp and ab.
ftoliuesci'iimy against (lit. crave
ruuber. 1 rearli fur lluim-dlal
me and U practically Inilestrucl
Ihle. Intlurteilaii'l riiYmimendfil
liy ln'lerulceni, Cemetery Amu.
elation nntl leailnir cIiIxl-uii ev.
ervwnert. MtMiiirncture: jy the
UfUIMlflllMI .11 I'D. t'O.,
hprlumk-lil, OUIu.
by VAI.ENTINE BCHWAltTZ, Funmlin
kinds of mtSm KE. Calls porUlning
"f tdijiii, uaukit , Lrinji.'.-e, 7 ro Sill
MISCELLANEOUS.
"Mau.1. dear, whv Is a cardener
like.
know I never can guess connundrums.
Why is he?" "Uccatiso bo Is tho culler
of roses, love." Tableau.
Because tlio baby Is a little ycllcr Is
no sign bo is a Chinaman.
Piles I Piles II Piles III
Suro cure for blind, bleeding nnd
itching piles. One box lias cured the
worst case of 20 years standing. No 0110
need suffer five minutes after using
William's Indian l'lle Ointment, ltnb
sorbs tumors, allays itching of the pri
vate parts, nothing else. Sold by drug
gists and mailed on receipt of price, $1.
William's Mfg. Co., Prop's., Cleveland,
O. Sold at Thomas' drug store.
Tho boy with tlio dirty faco seems
to "want the earth."
Tlio selfish man lias tho most presence
of mind. Ha never force's himself.
To Yonne Ladies.
If vour Ufa Is made a burden owl 112 to
blackheads, pimples and other eruptions
on the face marring your beauty and
causing so much chagrin, it is 110 loncer
necessary to endure It. Dr. l'lagg's
Faintly Ointment will certainly remove
all such blemishes and leave your sUIn
soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by all
druggists and mailed on receipt of price,
'uc. Williams airg. Co., rrop's.,
Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug
store.
Brakemcn will be sorry to learn
tliat "trains" are to be made unusually
longer.
A blind man Is very sympatlietlc.
lie will never see anybody suffer.
Physicians Have round Out
That a contaminating nnd foreign ele-
meet in the blood, developed by Indiges
tion, is the cause of rheumatism. This
settles upon the sensatlve sub-cutaneous
covering of the mucles and ligaments nf
the joints, causlns constant and shifting
pain, and aggregating as a calcareous,
chalky deposit which produces stiffness
and distortion of tho joints. No fact
which experience has demonstrated In
regard to Ilostettcr's Stomach Hitlers,
has stronger evidence to support than
thK namely, that this medielnoof com
prehensive uses checks the formidable
and atrocious disease, nor is it less posi
tively established that It is preferable to
the poisons often used to arrest it, since
llie medicine contains only salutary In
gredients. It is also a slcnal remedv
for malarial fevers, constipation, dys
pepsia, Kiuney ami maimer aiimenis,ue
blllty and other disorders. See that you
get the genuine. 41
It Is not considered necessary in
society to return a bill collector's calls.
Heal estate transfers Boys throw
In mud at each other.
The Root of the Evil.
To thoroughly euro scrofula It Is
necessary to strike directly at the root of
the evil. This is exactly what Hood's
Sarsaparllla does, by acting upon the
blood, thoroughly cleansing It of all im
purities, and leaving not een a taint of
scrofula In the vital fluid. Thousands
who have been cured of scrofula by
Hood's Sarsaparllla, testify to its won-
Icrful blood-purifying qualities. Sold
by all druggists.
The swimmer will never be a pauper,
He is always sclf-sus'.alnlng.
In Slain they b ing cats' tails. In
this country they aim to kill.
To restore sense of taste, smell or
hearing use Kly's Cream llahu. It cures
all cases of catarrh, hay fever, colds in
i lie head, headache and deafness. It is
doing wonderful work. Do not fail to
procure a bottle, as in It lies the relief
vou seek. It Is easily applied with the
linger. 1'iice oue. at urusglsts.
.Mr. M. 1. Barber, has used Ely's
Cream Halm for catarrh in his family
anu coinmeniis it very niglily. a laily
is recovering the sense of smell. A
Tunkhnnnock lawyer, known to many
of our readers, says he was cured of
deafness. Huston, Pa., Gazette.
A hickory club Is very good lumber
to floor a man with.
A tongue that never talks scandal
The tongue of a shoe
Energy will do almost anything, but
It cannot If the blood Is impure and
moves sluggishly in the veins. There Is
nothing so good for cleansing tho blood
and Imparting energy to the system as
Ayer's Sarsaparllla. Price $1. Six bot'
tics, $5. Sold by druggists.
Society's favorite flower Tlio dany.
lion.
An anomaly in pantaloons They
arc never tight when they are full.
A weak back witli a weary, aching
lameness over the hips, is a sign of di
seased kidneys. Use the best kidney
curative known, which Is Burdock
Blood Bitters.
Tlio pupil of one's eye is made to
attend to business by the iasli that Is
hold over It.
The grand secret of female beauty is
health the secret of health Is the pow
er to eat, digest and assimilate a
proper quantity of wholesome food.
Take Vinegar Bitters. It will cleanse
the stomach, tone the vital organs, give
a perfect digestion, purify tho blood,
clear up the complexion, and produce a
state of genuine female lovllness, with
which no cosmetic can compare.
She "What a man you are.Ocorge;
always making fun of the ladles' taper
waists." He "And what should I do
with a taper, but to make light of It,"
Illictimatlsm, backache, crick, sore
muscles, quickly go when when a Hop
Plaster Is applied, 20c.
A man should buy ready-made shoes
if lie wants something to woar well, be
cause ho never sees the last of them.
"Hackmctack," a lasting, a fragrant
perfume, l'rlce 25 and 60 cents. Biery,
Weissport; Dr. Horn, Lehlchton.
A woman refused to give a meal to
a dwarf the other day, because slio was
opposed to dine-a-mlte.
Shlloh's Cure will Immediately relieve
croup, wuooping cougu anu uroncuitis.
Sold by Dr. llorii,I.clilghton and Biery,
Welssport.
A crying baby at a meeting Is like
a good suggestion it ought to bo carried
out.
For dyspepsia and liver complaint, you
nave a printed guarantee on every uot
tie of Shlloh's Vitaiizcr. It never falls
to cure, bold by all druggists.
The rumor "that the world moves"
because It is cheaper to move than to
pay lent is denied.
A nasal injector free with each hottlo
of Shlloh's Catarrh Remedy, I'rlco 50
cents. Sold by Biery. Welssnort. and
, Jiorns, .M-ingmon.
The letter-carrier that gets around
the qulckes is the cylinder of a priming
press.
"Give us the ballot box," Is the cry
of but very few of tho fair sex, while
tlio rest of our feminine population is
content with being allowed to frequently
Ituff the lnd box.-
THE CHAUTAUQUA
led Planter.
A ONE-HAND
AUTOMATIC MACHINE.
. I April 4, 1B88.
Jl'ob. 24, 1880.
All of Metal, Idght, Strong,
Well Constructed aud
Elegantly Fainted,
Flanta Corn (and pumpkin
seeds), Eoans, eta.
vonKS will is scwdt, LtMrr
AND STONY GltOVND.
Highly recommended by Farmers
uml Henlers In nil scrt'ons.
Ulio tuno saved In enc iln) 'a
use will pay for It.
PRICE, - - $2.73.
Liberal discount tn agents
una ine irnue.
Canvassers easily mnko lo.OO per
uuy m iuu flaming eeuson
fiend for circular
ami extra Induce
ments to agents and
canra'scrs.
iuviitiuu hub jia-
' per, anil address,
Thedh&ufc&nqn&pianfcei'doiiipaniJ
JAMESTOWN, N. Y.,
AUSY PILLS
Aro prrfpcily hnlenndnlwayi Hfleetnnl.
1P(1 lo-dav rectilnrlj- tiy 10,000 American
omen. (Jnnrnntrctl unucrtnr to nil
others, or CiipIi refunded. Don't wneto
mnnfV mi xr nrftilnxM nnatvnma. n'ww
Ibis Jtrmcdr flrnu Hold by all ImipclBtn, or
mailed to any oddren. Henri 4 cts. for particular.
WILCOX KrKCIFIC CO., riiUada., Vtu
Sale Bills !
Frinted wliilo you wnit. We
linvc better facilities thnn any
other office in this county lor
this work. Give ns a call.
WITHOUT WF1BING
TTsers of Opium, aro yon aware that Dr Leslie
E. Keelcy's " Double Ciu-uiiiuk or Goui" will
enre the worst cne of this tcrrihlit hnhlt In from
three to flvo wrck (at liomcl m Itliout snflrr
ins. Unlike otJu r ro called " rnlulw antliolcf,"
It contains tint n imrtlrli- or opium, or
any of Its orcparnllotiH. anil yet tho :.otle)it.
while rapidly reducing his morplilno down to
riothlne, Is ship to nttcml to hla nulliinry bnhlui!
and cnlojrs llfn ns he hni not done flncc nocrnalne
the Upturn nr Morphine llnhlt. Bend for Fshqt
on the Opium Hnhlt KliKR, or f.ir Ur. Lelle K.
Kfcley's new work. "Optum: Iti Jv Abuse mnI
Cnre," ent free cn application. It li thimoft
completo snd comiirrht'ii?ivo work cierpublifhcil
on the "abject, nnil clve full iurtructlons for sell
care at home. Address, or call on
THE LESLIE K. K1X.LEY CO
DiricuT, III.
Cured In fmm fr t- tnn .
WHAT IS DYSPEPSIA?"
Amongr tho many symptoms
of Dyspepsia or indigestion
tho most prominent are: Va
riable appetito; faint, gnawing:
feeling at pit of tho stomach,
with unsatisfied craving for:
food; heartburn, feeling of
woight and wind in the stom
ach, bad breath, bad tasto In
tho mouth, low spirits, general
prostration, headacho, and
constipation. Thero is no form
of diseaso raoro provalent than
Dyspepsia, and nono so pecul
iar to tho high-living and rapid-eating
American people.
Alcohol and tobacco produco
Dyspepsia; also, bad air, rapid
eating, etc. BURDOCK BLOOD
BITTERS will cure tho worst
oase.'by regulating tho bowels
and toning up the digestivo
organs. Sold everywhero.
ADVERTISERS
can learn the exact cost
of any proposed line of
advertising in American
papers by addressing
Geo. P. Rowell & Co.,
Nowapapor Advertising Bureau,
IO Spruoo St.T New York,
Send lOots. for lOO-Pago Pamphlet.
A ntlirV PEDMAU7MT PCDTAIM MIDemn
iwl wl .iiiiiriiitiii , Wfaii inui v V lib run
IostorFnilinKMrtnliool.Nervousiiosj
W enknoss, Lack of Strengtli.
Virror or DovoloTimont.
CAaiad by Indlbcrettoni. eiceise. eto BentflUln
ufljiuarwuuuaiir wunm a ro on in, no J
1 flMuintlnn
norQuAckaiT.
1'ailtlra Pmnfu. full dMcrlrillnn nnl
) tterof nrtTifwi In pluln ealod vop,fr.
MEDICAL CO., I'.O. Drawtr lTOluffalo. V, T.
iMiLEtrt lumitss aid
mmuiiwniLUiJW mil
A litre Experience. Remarkable and
quick: curoe. Trial Packages. Bend
Btamp for sealed particulars. Address
Dr. WARD & CO. Louisiana, Mo.
IgMIIII I 1 I II HI
1 I iLalLn
25 YEARS IN USE.
Tba QretUrt Medleal Trlnmyq of tbe tg't
8YN1PTOW1S OF A
TORPID LIVER.
LosaofrippctltC! UowrlcollTc, I'aln In
the bead! wliU a dull ecnsatlon la tho
bick parr, rain under tho houlJtr
tladr, Fullncia after cotlne, with ndl.
lacllnallon to exertion of budr ormtnil,
IrrltuLllltjof temper. Low iplrttd "lib
a feeling orbarlnirneclcctcd omo duty,
Wearloeai, Ulzzlncia. I'luttcrlnr nt I bo
Heart. l)ot bafarotbo ryei, llcadacbo
cyer tbe rlilit eye, lleitlctiueii, rltU
Dtful drctiRis. Illsbly colored Urine, and
CONSTIPATION.
TUTT'S 1'tLI.s oro espccinllj- adaptod
to such cases, one doeo cirocts uoIi a
changn of feollnfrnatoasinnl.il tlio tuiltrer.
body Vi Take ou Kle.u.t u tlio . Ttcm Is
nourlshwl.ii-a hyih ,e 1'onto Action on
tho UtcesilvoOrKAiuMfeirulartMooUaro
rrpdagtM. I'rK'oime. 'i i Hllirrnyit..Wi.1r.
. iiwvincrciH inn .liipctiie.nDaeauia tua
Ghat IlAin or Whlkeiib ahunired to a
Gloit IIlack by n single nppllculoftor
IbtiDrc. It Imparts a iiHtorol color, acta
InatanLaneooi-ly. bold by Urugd'U, or
lent by ezpresi on mefilptpf
Offlco, CC Murray 6t., How Torts.
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