Your Children Aro constantly txposod, to danger from Colds, Wliouplna Cough, t'loup, and diseases peculiar to the throat and lungs. Tor sucli ailments, Ayer's Cherry I'ectoral, promptly adminis tered, affords Bpeedy tclicf and cure. As a remedy for Whooping CotiRh, with which ruanyot our children wc.ro afflicted, wo used, iltirlnR tho past win ter, with much satisfaction, Aycr's Cherry I'ectoral. For thU alTcction, wo consider this preparation tho most effi cacious of all tho medicines which havo come to our knowledge. Mary Paris linrst. Preceptress, Homo for Littlo Wanderers, Doucastcr, Mil. lfy children have been peculiarly suit jort to attacks of Croup, and 1 (ailed to llud any otlcctlvo remedy until 1 com menced administering Ayer's Cherry 'cctoral. This preparation relieves tho ilifllculty of breathing and invariably cures tho complaint. David O. Starks, Chatham, Columbia Co., N. V. I have used Ayer's Cherry Pectoral in iny family for many years, and liave found It especially valuable in Whooping Cough. This medicine allays nil Irritation, prevents inflammation from extending to tho lungs, and quickly sub. dues any tendency to Lung Complaint. J. 1). Wellington, Plainvillc. Mich. t find tio inedicino so cffoctlro, 'for r.roup and Whooping Cough, as Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. It saved the lit o of my iittio coy, oniy six montns out, carrying lilm fcafeiy through the worst caso ot Whooping Couch I ever saw. Jano Malone, l'lney Flats, Teun. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, Prepared t)yDr..I,C. Avctfc Co., Lowell, Mn. Sold by all Druggists. Price (.1; til bottles, $S. CONSTIPATION! ,r Thoro Is no medium through which disease eo often attacks tho nystura us by Constipation, and thero 'h no other ill liesli is heir to moro apt to be neglected, from tho fact material inconvenionce nay not bo iromcdiata ly felt from irregular action of tho towels. When thero is not regular action tho retention cf decayed and effeto natter, with its poisonous gas8s,Eoon poisons tho whole system by 'being absorbed into it, causing piles, fistula, headacho, impure blood and many ether ocrious affections. BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS will immediately relieve, and ono bottlo positively cure cr reli8vo any case cf Constipation. - - "Was troubled for a year with torpid liver and indigestion, and after trying everything imaglnablo used BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS. Tho first bottle revived me and the second cured me entirely." J, S. Williamson. -Kochsster, I!, i. A nuiR'X. PFnMAN'MT riFRTiia riiinr r,ir Loet or r ail lu STfiuli ood. Norvouonoir Wrtilincss, Limit, of Strength, Vigor or JJcvclor.moru, Ct,tiMii hr Indlvrtlonf, qxcih3G4. .'to llerefitstn & dust Ouru.uhuaHjr witbln amouth. JCo Dorepllon r.orQ-ja'jkery. Positive Proofs, fullde(crlrt.louai.i tlUEiltWaU. CO., I'.O. D.a.r 170. Bui Jo, S.V. MH101M& aaALEora WnEALliiSS Mil EBILIIIXSrl!ilE&lS DECAY. A Lifo Experlnnco. Remarkable and Quick curoa. Trial Packages. Send, fct&mp for eoalod particulars. Address Dr. WARD & CO. Louisiana, Mo. MRGINIA FARMS FOR SALP. f boo luring. 20 to lo.twu nercK at 92 to -.! pr ncre. noon nnrKW.. tjemtny climate, favor ablerrosuoct. Writ. forrlri'iil.-tps.nn,.ii.i,..r urscrrptloli. SiK.rr'. f I.K .V DilIAVKS. Ull&L ksXAf ii AUlNT6,I'cttr.biiri.. the Greatest Medical Trlnmph ef tlio Agsl SYrviPToms of a TORPBD LEVER. Iioaa of appetite, UowcU coiiivc, l'atn In ths head, vfitb a dull aenaation In tho pack part, rain under tho skoulder mnde, FuIIncau utter eattnc, with adlo lacllnatlcn to escrtlon or body or mind, irritability of temper, Low spirit., with nfeellnsof hRvlnffuealcctcd aomo duty. Wearlneaa, DIzilueej. Flutterinr uttUo Heart, Dots beforotho oyoa, Headacho ever tlio rlsht eye, Iteatleaaneas, with infill drcania, Hlebly colored Ullno, and CONSTIPATION. TDTT'S aro especially adapted to such cases, ono duso ctrects sucii a lUangHoffcollngaHtoaslonlalitliosufferor. Itiidy ta 'fnlio ou KIv.ti,tiiun tbo erftcm Is noiirlahefl.nl"! I yllalr Tonlo Action oa tho liellvcrcmio,ItrKiilnrstooli)&To rirnlnpfil. l'rlcft li.'io. GRAT ITa:H or WlII!:inp. nAncrrl fA n. utossr lltAClt by a slnsio application of this DTE. it Imparts a mituraf color, acta Instantaneously. KoM fcy llrucgiata, or sunt by cixnrci on incclptof CI. CfTlcpt44 Murray Ct-, Nov York. RAINBOW RUPTURE W not a Trusc. orn Ia "nj jTgi i iuiVfl - .u v.tva. 20 YEARS IN USEu Tun thojisand Unbios arc given yearly ttp ,tlic grave by not having'! )r. Hand's Teeth ing Lotion on their gums when teething. SOMETHING NEW! Something Wcxderfui. ! SOMKTIUNU MAGICAL! To hutlio the Baby's gnins while teething, relieving all inilannnation. swelling and pain. LOST ! A good ninny night's rest by not having D: Hand's ('olio Cure, for it gives llaby comfort and sleep without stupefying or injuring it. No opiate. No constipation. Hand's Remedies for Cliil dun sold by nil Druggists. 1 ubci'.itc-n rlt Scmnten, Pa. i 1 I r W IKARMERS' COLUMN. Look to Tour Live-Stock In January. January Is a critical month with all kinds of llvo slock. They should be kept comfottablo and galrlng. If they begin to f.ill oil lu condition, they will be almost sure to lose rapidly, and will require moro food and better caro to j Keep mem up, man it well boused, ami continuously well fed. lie systematic . and regular, then "icy will not stand and worry for food or water, and will take time to feed, to ruminate, and to rest. Look after sheds and stables, to keep theru clean and warm. Water ought not to freeze In cow or horse stables, on the coldest nights, and at the same tlmo the ventilation should be such, that tha air is always sweet. Pigs suffer greatly with the cold, and should have dry, wolMlttcrcd nests, always. Litter them with straw or swamp hay, enough so thatllipy can cover themselves out of sight In It. Sheep should have dry sheds; they bear a great deal of cold, but should not have wet nor dirty straw lo lie In. Where much straw is to be thrown lulo their sheds, provide u few movable platforms, like old barn doors, for them to stand upon. They will bo a great comfort to them, and they aro easily turned over when fresh straw Is thrown In, or they get dirty. Fowls will lay If they have warm houses, are well fed, and havo a chance to exercise. The freo range of the cattle sheds, sheep sheds, and the barnyards, gives usually sufficient exercise. If debarred from these, they must have sheltered runs and bare ground. Ducks need to be well fed, but not allowed to get too fat If they arc to begin laying early. Too much corn Is always bad, except for fattening poultry,as It produces internal fat, stops laying, and makes the fowls lazy. No exercise, no eggs. Am. Agri culturist. Tho Broadway Sqnad. Police Ollicer James O'Connor, 230 Mulberry street, Jfcw York City, writes that a half bottle of Red Star Couch Cure permanently removed a severe cold. The price Is only twenty-five cents a bottle. I'ollec ollicer Thos. Flanagan 2520 Hank street, Louisville, Ky., who was desperately wounded In tho late war. was entirely cured of pains and sp.uuu uy hi. Jacoos Ull. Dew Potatoes. Whether deterioration and loss of vigor in the course of cultivation arc ou lug to an inherent tendency in a vari ety, or result from faulty methods, of cultivation, It would be dilllcult to decide, with our present knpwlcdgc; but ccr tain It Is that potatoes, formerly famous and profltable, have disappeared from cultivation, and became supplanted by new-comers. Kvcry year witnesses the Intro luctlon of numerous new varieties, tnoit of them not better, If so good as already' existing standard kinds. The old I'eacliblow, 1'rlnco Albert, and Hit once excelled Mercer, had to give way to the Early Goodilch, Calico, and Olca son.w hlch In their turn have disappeared to make room for the Early ltose, Snow llake. White Star, and others; and, to judge from tho past development of potatoes, these favorites of the present day, will, before long, have to yield to newer varieties. Slany of these will have but a short existence, yet our leading seedsmen have become more careful in ascertaining the real merits of novelties before sending them out than was formerly tho custom. Those who deslra to uy "something new will therefore incur but littlo risk In giving n trial to novelties Introduced by reputable houses. Dlt. Huxamkr In lm. Ayriculturlst. A Great Discovery. Mr. Win. Thomas, of Newton, la, says: "My wife has been seriously affected with a couch for twenty-five years, and this spring moro severely than ever before. She had used many reme' dies without relief, and being urged to try Dr. King's Xew Discovery, did so. with most gratifying results. The first bottlo relieved her vury much, and the econd bottle has absolutely cured ner. She has not had so good health for thirty years. Trial bottles free at T. D. Thomas' drug store. Larae size $1. Frunlng. Waca and How. The jobbing gardeners and others who go about trimming (they often call It "thrumming") grape vines, and fruit and ornamental trees, look so wise, mid surround tho matter with so much mystery, that many ordinary people foar to undeitake It. As to the time of pruning we refer to the removal of ripened wood It may be done at any lime between the fall of tho leaf, and when the swelling of tho buds indicates that new leaves arc about to be produced, It Is not advisable to prune in sever Inter weather, as at .that time, the wood may crack and make a had wound. licsldes, that Is a time when it Is uncomfortable, to do the work. The outfit for one who would under take to do his own pruning Is; sharp pruning-knife, a pair of pruning' shears; a pruning saw, 1, c. a saw with a narrow blade, tho teeth of which hav a wide Bet. For branches not over tw Inches in diameter at the base, many prefer a broad, stout chisel to a saw, This has n socket Into which handles of various sizes can be Inserted. The chisel Is placed at the under side of the branch to be removed, and the end Of the handle Is struck upwards with a heavy mallet All large wounds should bo covered with some material to protect them from the weather. Shellac varulsh Is best for this purpose, but at the present price of alcohol, Is too oxpenstve. Melted graft llig wax Is the best substitute, and I the absenco of this, any thick paint may be used. To prune uuderstandlngly, one must know something of the manner of growth of trees, etc. The most lm portaut point Is this: the growth next spring will proceed from the buds that wero funned last season. Am. -Ijncur turlit. "Hull butler" oleomargarine. Thi'te are cood and rich milkers 1 all breeds of cows except tho puu.p- handle. ON THEENGINE. Itannlnc a Locomotive While Deathly Bick Tauhton, Mass. Dr. D. Kcnntdy, Xondeut, Ar. I. DcarBiui I am suengitit-or nn tlieOld Colony Rllroad, and run the Fall Klyer b-iat Uttwrcn Fall ltlver nd Unwell, re aiding in Taunton. For ten years I suffer, ed everything but death from drspepsia. Oltcn 1 had such blinding headaches that I o iuIiI hardly see. I ihtuk this was duo putly lo irregular habita of enllng and par.ly to the jjr of tha eucltie. Remember that 1 had tried eyery medl cina I heard of and bad been I rented by some of the best phtlicians lu Tauton and Lowell. At this o. fllonl lime I) It DAVID KENNEDY'S FAVORITE REMKDY waa reoommendod tn me. ll was new to me, and with my experience nf medicines, you can easily forgive ma for faying that I bad "L jV It" 1 bad taken it but a few days when I rr - "" " " S 'h'", i "S" nd have been ever iluce. It la the only thing that ever did me the IraU good, and it drove every uohe, pain end dlaoom fort completely out ot my brnlv. Nw 1 eep KENNEDY'S FAVORITB REM EDY with me on my engine, and it coes nfrever I ?o. Why, I belleri. KAVOIUTJJ KEMEUx will cure Hoythine. One niclit a while co John Xjaylon. an enKloeer, who rut, tl'6 main line boatlran from Uoslon.came on my oocirjo eick as dealh. He was worn out with work, had a high fever and was so nervous he almost broke down cryintr Iiourenae, John," I said, "cuecr up. I've cot something on ruy eiieine that will aet u up In a JHIr." I took out my b iltle or tuvorue Uaniedy." lilteil bis head and cavo hirn a ro kI dnse. He went to bed. Two divs later 1 sow hlcn lookinR ealthy as a butcher. "Dan," be aaid, what wan that still! you cave ine tho nth er night J" "It was DR. DAVID KEN flKllX'd FAVORITE REMEDY. Rolidoul, N. Y" aaldl. "Well. I dnn'l care whte remedy it ia, it's the thin); for a man on tbe railroad." So we all fay. Ynuri, etc, Danikl I'itts. It la vour own fault if vou sutler from lUaclMCue, Imligcatinn, or Dyspepaia. (Ju Dollar will buy a bottle of Favorite Rem ly and cure you. CATAS3RI ELY'S I CREAM BALM IJIV'6 Cleanses the II ad. Allays Iiillnm million HAYFEVERB ml Restores tlio SeiueorTnsto smell Hearing' A quick relief 1 positive KAY-EEVER Cure. A particle Is applied into each nostril and s agreeable to use. Price 5(1 rents by mail ir at dmezila. Send for circular. ELY BROTHERS. Druggists Oitego, N. V. Jy 18. loss. $1 13 "WEEKS. The rOLIOK GAZETTE will lie mailed aecurely wrapped, to any address In the United state,) lor three months on receipt u ONE DOLLAR. Liberal discount allowed lo postmasters cents and elubt Sample copies mailed tree. Address all orders lo RICHARD K. FOX, Fkakklis Eqvabi, X. V, Mjy 30, mi ly 4 Great Cause f Hniiiau Misery On The Loss of A lecture on the nature, treatment and radical euro of Seminal Weakness, or Spur- malorrhoja, Induced by belt Abuse, In voluntary Kmiisious, Iinpntetiov, Nervous ueolllly, and impedimenta lo Marriage generally; Consumption, Kpilepay and Flit; Mental and rnvsieai incapacity, ,ve. liy ROBERT J. CUI.VEIlWELL, M. U. Tbe world renowned author, in this ad mirable lecture, clearly proves from hla iwn experience tliultheawrul consequences ol 8elf-Abype may be effectually removed Ituout dancerous aurelial operations. bougies, instruments, riugs or rorrilnl; pointini- out a mode ol cure at once certain aud eireetiial, by which every suiTeier, no mailer what Ins condition may be, mav eure himself cheaply, privately and radi (ally. EST l hls lecture will provo a boon to thousands and thousands. Sent under seal, in a plain envelope, to any address, on receipt of four cents, or two postage stamps. Audreas Tho CUIVEltWELL JiEMCAL CO., 41 Aim St., New York. '. Y. Post Office tiox, 450. inav23 lv For Keweet Designs ami Most Fashionable Styles of DIIESS GOODS, DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, SILVERWARE. &c, &c. GO TO E. EL SNYDER, Bank Street, Lehighton. Goods cuarauteed and prices as low aa else where for tlio same quality of goodl. July 18, 1885 ly TliSH Make 170 to H150 per month itelllnKOur Stasiiaku Hooks 8t lJiDLCs, Steady worit tor Sprlnic and bummer. Addreas J. u, ale. (Jcupt 4. Co., Philadelphia. KFRvnusoEBiLiTsr TaDthf ul lndlseratias. : loafreaindalcCE.c0.oC ' evcrfcrtiu worfr. Avoid ne lapotiHoooi piriw icui rcmdlefl for then I troutlcfc Gtt out oFr(J I Circular awlTrbl AruDicALCuns Fonl IiERVOUS Ifcrf. hrforo talicff Irctt- twnt el'fwherB. Ttts a u nE jtcatDY thit has CUUEI) thouundj, docs not luterfert wUU ulea lion to builncu, or cuia pain or laconTenlenwia knr vsf. Foutvaed oa fltntiftc tntdleal jprlncl Crgamc WeunessJ SPIIYSICAIif u DEOAY. InYouns AMiUdlel Kiel, us airccitppuctuisa TefiTED FOR &EVEM ifpeeifia latlueoce u sett uril funetlonof Ifai btu mi a c rjinUm U n rtorti. Th aulmtllns elementJ of llfr, vhich TiTt Ucd wMtedtretlTrnbtckjind VEARSBVUSSINMAMYf IHOUSANP OA8t3. 37? EA T2LEITT. One Month, - C3 00H I'woMouth. . 6.00E he patient Dtcomcicnetx itarwl ranldlvMlnibotil HARRIS REMEDY CO., UTOCHtKlSTa 00014 X. Tenth Bt. BT. IOUIB, liO, E5HDTURED PERSONS t Not o Trues, rlUIT Aik'f pr terina of our AppUence IVM 2PUaXl 'iSX T'rS Tl. LEWIS H. REHRIG, Slate Roofer. KKI'AIRIKO promptly attended to at short notice and on reasonable terms. WORK GUARANTEED Address' WINCE'S V- 0., Carbon County, MM m 7 USEE L rALWJit. OWE! K V R a tS I'enu'a. auRlD.ly TIME. Time Is tireless, Day and night Walt for no ono In their flight. You havo not The time lo tell, One and all. The goods you sell. Hut must find Somo quicker way To make known Your grand display. Uttsy merchants Advertise. In the ADVOCATE. And they are wise. Ex. A Modern Novel. Tlio Lady Alice sits In her boudoir, enrobed In a brlgbt brocade of a jar dlnlre patera. Slio was waiting for the appearance, of her lover, Augustus I Itz noodle. The bell rlnj;s. l.ady Alice starts from her chair, presses her hands to her heart, and murmurs tn the sweet est and most musical of voices, '"Tis he. lie comes; ho comes." She would have said a good deal more if her false teeth hadn't dropped downward and compelled her to close her plush-like Hps, thus drowning the beautiful music of melodious voice. A servant enters. Ife makes a bow, and says: "A gentleman awaits your pleasure." Lady Alice, having stuck her teeth to her upper jaw with her brother Jim's last cud of chewing gum, mttrmcrs In words which sound like the music of the streamlet when it Hows oyer and down Its rocky course, the music of the numerous cascades and miniature water-falls lending to It an unspeakable charm: "Let him enter." The door flies open and a tall, manly form appears. It rushes forward. Lady Alice shudders and gasps: '"Tls not Augustus." The form bows low and the Hps apeak: "Fair lady, the fame of your beauty resounds throughout tho land, and have traveled many miles nnd from dis tant countries to gaze upon your face and to Inform your ladyship that I am agent for tile best com extractor, pim ple cradlcator and frccklo exterminator ever offered to tho public, and at the low price of ten cents a box, three for a quarter, or sixteen for a dollar, and a beautiful chromo thrown In." It is needless to continue this talc. Augustus appears and saves the Lady Alice, and lu her delight the beautiful and good Lady Alice is willing to give herself to Augustus, but Augustus sai castlcally replies that so good a deed as he has done docs not not need to Ic punlshod in this manner, and the cur tain falls. ITEMS OF INTEEERT. rieasant recollections collecting a bill the second time. The death rato from chloroform Is, according to a recent estimate, one lu 1,000. Kew Zealand has 110nowspapers,ln- l'l tiding 30 dnilles,tu a population of only 100,000. t One of the advertised remedies for the opium habit consists of a well-known cllxcr of opium. A church in AVestficld, Mass., Is giving chromos as an Inducement for outsiders to attend the services. Hop Plasters are hoothing, stimula ting, paln-kllllng and strengthening, clean, sweet and sure. Lord Utite's subscription to the widows and orphans of the 81 men killed In his Mardy colliery was 210 about one-third of a day s Income. "Why do all the cold waves come from the northwest, my dear?" asked a fond husband. "Oh, because there Is so much coolness between St. 1'aul and Minneapolis," was the reply of his In telligent wife. The old stone mill at Newport has been repaired, every effort having been made to preserve the roughness charac- terlstle of the structure. The stones at the top of the wall were reset In Port land cement, and where new stones were required they were selected from those on the seashore whose surfaces had been worn by the waves. At Secretary Manning's pink din ner on Tuesday of last week, the centre of the solid mahogany table was a bloom ing bed of pink tulips. Pretty pink tapers with pink shades gleamed In the tall candelabra. Each lady received o small wicker basket filled with Gather Ine Mcrruct roses aud tied with broad pink satin ribbon. Tho dainty rooms and the arched openings between wi re decorated with blooming carnations aud geraniums. Mrs. Manning received her guests In a splendid toilet, with train and bodice of claret velvet and wrinkle ed front of pale blue brocado and cas- cakes of Mechlin lace. She was assisted by Mrs. Fryer, hor slstcr-ln-Iaw, who wore a becoming toilet of pink silk and tulle, with crystal lace and Iridescent passementeries. It is said that Lillian Ilusscll has quarrelled with her husband, Mr. Solo mon. She went to Europe with Mr. Solomon aud returned a buxom, matron ly person. She appeared for a season at the Casino, but was no longer the mag netic "airy, fairy Lillian" whom the dudes adored. Considerable money has since been lost In various parts of the country lu ptcsAitlng her husband's operas with herself as the star, and re cently the company broke up. Al though It Is well-known among theatri cal peoplo that serious differences have taken place between them, there Is no evidence that their matrimonial union will be severed. An Intimate friend of Mr. Solomon now In this country, ac cording to a dramatic journal, Is author ity for the report of an Impending sep aration. A cable dispatch published recently announces that Solomon in tends to quit America because his tal ents are not appreciated here. He lias removed from his lata home In West Thirty-fourth street, New York, and his present address Is unknown in the atrical circles. It Is said that he Is to sail for London soon, and that Lillian will remain here. Is Your Liver Oat of Order t Then your whole system Is deranged The blood Is' impure, the breath offen sive, you have headache, feel languid, dispirited and tenons. To prevent mole serious condition, take at once Mmmons Liver Hegulator. A. L. O A.M!PBELllij The Jeweler, Go to Bieifs Drug Store WEISSPORT, - PA,, For PURE DRUGS and MEDICINES, FANCY nnd TOILET ARTICLES, Clioico Wines and Liquors for Medicinal Purpose, Choice Brands of Cigars and Toboccos, Stationery, Wall Paper and Borders, &c, &c at 1.0 WKST PRICKS. I'ltESOnirTlONS carefully compounded. Day or Nlnht l'atronaite solicited nnd xatlslactlon ituarantecd In 1'rlce nntl Uuallty or Hoods Sold. W. F. BIERY, Comer White and Bi Streets, Weissnort. Pa. April U. 1S86 ly. o o o Copied and enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS, Pastels, Crayon, India Ink and Photographs. o o o All work guaranteed or no pa)'. All wo ask is a trial. Give us a call and be convinced, 0 0 o No. 105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa. Franklin Santee, Manager, J. S. KREIDLER, AGT. Orders left at attention. the Advocate LEWIS respectfully informs his man)' has removed his BOOT LEWIS WEISS, Artip 4, 16ss-iy WHO 18 UNACQUAINTCD WITH THE SEE DY EXAMINING H gTTirLSffpgKANaAa 017!$$ &qMfo.Twr'a Otfrt.. y CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY nv reason of lt3 csntrnl position and close relation to nil principal llnoa Epst and West, at initial and tormlnal points, constitutes tlio most important mid-continental link in that uvstem of through trnnsportntlon which invites and facili tates travel and traflio botweon cltl03 of tho Atlantic and Pacific Coasts. It Is also the favorite and best routs to nnd Irom points Ejst. Northeast and Southeast, and corresponding points W est. Northwest and Southwest Tho Rock Island system includos in it-n main line and branches, Chicago, Jollet. Ottawa, La Salle, Peoria, Oenosep, Mollno and Rock Island, in lUlndls; Davenport, Muscatine, Washington. Falrnold, Ottunrwo. Oskaloosa. West LibertV, Iowa City, Dos Molnos. Indianffla, Wlntereot, AtlanUc. Knoxvillo, Audubon, Harlan, Guthrie Centre and Council Bluffs, in Iowa: Gallatin, Trenton. Cameron and Kansas City. In Missouri ; Leavenworth and Atchison, In Kansas; Albert Lea, Minneapolis and St. Paul, In MJnnosota; Watertown In Dakota, and hundrods of intermediate cities, towns, villages and stations. THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE Guarantees Ito patrons that sense or personal security afforded by a solid, thoroughly billasted road-bod: smooth tracks of continuous steel rail ; sub stantially built culverts and brldjros; rolllnn; stock as near perfection as human eklll can mako it: the Bafety appliances of patent buffers, platforms and air-brakes: and that oxacttflz discipline which .jrovorna the practical operation or all its trains. Other specialties of this route are Transfers at all connecting points In Union Depots, and tho unsurpassed comforts and ururios of Tta PBsaentror Equipment. . . ... . Tho Fast Express Trains between Chicago and the Mipsourl River ore com posed of well ventilated, finely upholstered Day Coaches. Magnificent .Pullman tiAJnn ftlflnnr.n, et tiR lAtnarl rln-qltrrv n n ft Rumntuotis Dinlnir Cars, in WHICH THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Is tho direct and ravorlto lino .between cnicaso. ono minneopoue una dv. ram, where connections are made In Union Donots for aU polnta in tho Territories and Drltish Provinces. Over tills routo. Past Express Trains aro run to tho watering places, summer resorts, plcturoaquo localities, ana minting ana nsn- lng grounds of Iowa and Minnesota. It is also the most deslrablo route to the ttr nrounas or lowa ana Minnesota, ;iATI.M, Ar.Ua nnrl rnnMKil InnH. n wneat noma ana paocomi tanas still another inotnnr uuuaji ijiNfcJ. via Henoca anu tuautoKuo, iuu uueu ubsh NowportNowa. Richmond, Cincinnati. Indianapolis, end Lafayette and niiiffi, KnraiM fi ti' Minnnann la nnd fit. Paul and Intermediate points. between by uddrosolnsr ' R R. CABLE, President and Central (.Imager, Chicago. Next to CLAUSS i BKO., Bank St., Lohlghton, Has always un baud a lull linool Watcbfis. Clocks & Jewelry WMch lie Is selling ot yery low prices REPAIRING n all branches promptly attended to. declV,Si-ly. Office will receive prompt lb "JS-.lyr WEISS friends and customers that he AND SHOE STOrE Into tha HEW BUILDIKO. nearly opposite his 01.1 Sinnil, ami that lie Is now reoelvlni; nml openlnic up for their lus ccthni a very larrre and rutlilviiAlde line vl vrell-ickcWd Boots. Shoes, Gaitems, Hats, Caps, UMBRELLAS,&c. suitable fur FALL AND WINTER WEAR, AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES ! and invites you to call and examine Oooils and leurn prices hefrre pur chatltie elsewhere. SATISFAC TION In all cafes fully guaranteed neraotnber.THK NEW STOUEop. poslte the Trot at IRON STIIEET, BAM Street, LEHI&HT01I. CCOCRAPHY OF THI3 COUNTRY, WILL THIS MAP. THAT THE t(DOU UJKtriuuIl wuik.iiti uu Cars. it is also me rnoei uearooio rnuio w uio oi imonor. jjbkoiu. ntAHnf llnntfl. living a thousand years. He doesn't E. ST. JOHN, General IlcVel and Passenger Agent, Chicago. MISCELLANEOUS. Whatever may be truo ot harmless luxuries fn the way of drink, wo main tain that health, happiness nnd work And stimulus enough In tho unsophisti cated well of nature pure water. Nazareth was founded by the Mo ravians as oarly as the year 1741. Piles I Files It Files! It Sura enre for blind, blpedlnrf nnd Itching piles. Ono box has cured the worst caso of 20 years standing. No one need suffer llvo minutes after using William's Indian l'llo Ointment. Itau sorbs tumors, allays Itching of tho pri vate pans, noiuiug else, soul ny drug gists and mailed on receipt of price, $1. William's Mfg. Co.. l'roo's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. rorhaps as a mere matter of govern ment, a good despot would make a bet ter government; but for tho education ef tho peoplo governed, a good despot ism Is worsa than freedom with Its ad mtxturo of folly, No Boon that Science has Conferral Has been fraught with greater blessings than that which has accrued to the In habitants of malarial ridden portions of tho United States and the Tropics from tho uso of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. Tho experience of many years lias but, too clearly demonstrated the Inefficiency of quinine nnd other drugs to effectual ly combat the prosress of Intermittent, colicestlve and bilious remittent fevnrs. while on the other hand, It has been no less cloarly shown that the uso of the bitters, a mcdlclno congenial lo tbe frailest constitution, and derived from purely botanic sources, affords a reliable safeguard against malarial diseases, and arrest it when dcveloned. For disord ers of tlio stomach, liver and bowels, for jcncral debility and renal Inactivity, It is niso a most cnicient remedy. Appo lite and slccn aro Improved bv It. It cx pels rheumatic humors from tlio blood. ind enriches a circulation Impoverished oy inai-nssimuation. Tlio road to true philosophy Is pre cisely the same with that which leads to true religion; and from both ono and the other, unless we would enter Ir. as little children, wo must expect to be totally excluded. To Young Ladies. If your life is made a burden owlntr to blackheads, pimples and other eruptions on the face marring your beautv and causing so much chagrin, it Is no longer necessary to cmiuro it. l)r. riagg's Family Ointment will certainly remove all such blemishes and leave your skin soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by all druggists and mailed on receipt of price, 20c. Williams Mfg. Co.. Prow's.. Cleveland, O.. Sold at Thomas' drug a lore. Truth U Infinite, and wo cannot clasp It in our Unite arms; yet we may llvo In Its light, and learn more aud and more of its grand ineanlnc, If we but sincerely, honestly and patiently tread the straight road of intellectual talent. -A cold of unusual severity which I iook lait autumn tlcvclopett into a tlllli culty decidedly catarrhal in all its char acteristics, llirpatenlnK a return of my out curonic niaiauy, catarrh, uno bot tle of Ely's Cream llalni completely er.itiieatcu every symptom ot that pain un ami luevaiiiiiL' disorder, u. J irarner, 1(13 Hudson St., ltochostcr. Lntarrli. l or twenty vears 1 was a sufferer of calami of the head nntl throat. Uy a few applications of Ely's Cream IJalni I received decided benefit was cuitiI bv -ono bottle. Charlotte rarlcer, iraycrly, X. Y. English entomologists aro excited over the addition of a new butterfly to tho British fauna, making a total of sixty-five species. What American hello Is over there now? ltev. I.eo Cuter says: A wife Is the making or unmaking of the best man. "ily niotlicr Is cljjhty-threo yo.trs of ace, anti lor years lias smit-reil Krcatiy with rlicuniatlsm In fact she was quite helpless, bclnc unable to move about the house. A lady friend Induced her to try Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite licmciiy. sue urn so aim omul almost immediate tellef." Tho power of this medicine lo do good extends to all ages and a wido range of complaints. You cannot possibly regret having pur chased ll. ltemcmber that rheumatism cannot be cnre.il externally. o - An cxclianze says that if clothes are brushed up, that is the wrong way, tliey will not get slilny. We have tried this on a silk bat and van testify that It works like a charm. Dr. Walker's A'lnegar Hitters a medicine that expels disease without weakening tho patient, cxhllerates tho spirits without the aid of alcoholic poi son cures every phase and consequence of Indigestion, icstores the shattered nerves, regulates the bowels and the liver, and imparts to the constitution new strength and elasticity. Let the sick rejoice. Supposing a man has lost both his arms In the war.wbat Is lie going to do in case a mosquito alights on his nose? Ex. Call the first man he meets a liar. Plays a leading part In life the blind man's dog. Tbe First Keen Twinge. As the season advances, the palnsand aches by w hlch rheumatism makes It self known, arc experienced after every exposure. It Is not claimed that Hood's Sarsaparilla Is aspeclfic for rheumatism wo doubt If there Is, or can be such a remedy. Hut the thousands benefited by Hood's Sarsaparilla, warrant us In urging others who suffer from rheuma tism to take It before the first keen twinge. The avcrago honsewlfo will take more pains to keep a sickly fifteen cent plant through four months of wlntci than she will to keep butter ou ice In the summer. Stated by H. B. Cochran, druggist, Lancaster, Pa.: "Have guaranteed over 300 bottles of llttrdock Blood Hit ters for dyspepsia, sour stomach, bilious attacks, liver and kidney troubles." "Ono at a dime, blease," remarked i German saloon keeper to a crowd that was scrambling for a ten cent piece on the floor. John Boyle O'ltellly says that If women ruled tho world It would be a poem. Perhaps so, but the average man don't want a ioem. llo wants pie. Croup, whooping cough, sore throat, sudtlen cold, aud the lung troubles pe culiar to children, aro easily controlled t . ... ,., mliiilnlstcrini? Aver's , hy promi HJ auminiMcnnp A)er Cherry Pectoral. I his remedy is jafe to take anil certain tn its action . .,,-,, ,.-0,i ,i, ,..-,,-.. ,. ..... I 11 19 U111CIU1IV IdfUm'! U1UI. IllCrU i are now lu .tiyiattu uinvuni ui ov.uw 1 nA persons but to which party they . ,,.uu sr. ....... ' ' jwsj IS flub otntVU, Tli ivIi.iIm 1 anld tn lm ftlnahlA of have to read the uUzy old Jokes In tho funny papers, THE GREAT FOR LIVER DISEASE. SYMPTOMS: with a brown (at t aln fri Hitter er td ta.tt U ntMiUti tonne eoftted ft hi te or eovemt t lain Fn the luck, title., nr lrfnuAnen mistaken for Kheumatlim t Muir atomWeJ, I lo of mn Kelt let sometimes nausea ami waterhruh.or lotjipestifiol atulency and acid erucl&tton. , tiowcla alternately costlto and las htjailaehel loss of memory. "1th a rnUful sen tauon Ol having- tailed to do somrtMng whits etc?" " hare lieen done I deJbllltTf low spirits, a thkk, yelUir leitBttii live urine li i:anty and higiwoioTedy aad. If allowed to itand, deposit a Mdiment. SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR. rUIUXY VEGETABLE, AH EFFCCTUAL SPtCWO FOR Malftrta pTfipepslAf Const Ipatlnn. imloumea mck iieadacite, (jaundice, Nnusen, Colic Mental Depression, Ilowel ComplalatsV .juic .liic, r.ic., Is croerally uitd In the South to arouse lbTo pidUver to a healthy altton. It acts without disturbance to the ivitcm. diet or occupation. It regulate tlio Urer. and ttuse the bile to act as the puree, ine excefti ol bite beine removed, a tonlo effect U produced and health Is perfectly restored. The llpirulntnr li crtvan with aafetr and the happiest result to the most delicate infant. For all dUextes In which ft laxative, altar tlve or purcntlTe U needed it will civ tha most perfect latlsfatflion. The Cheapest. Purest and Best Family Medicine In the World I f THERE IS BUT OHESimifiQflS I LIVER REGULATOR f See that you get the genuine with the red' X front of Wrapper, prepared only by J. H.ZEILIN & CO., loui rnorBiitoRj, rillLADtLI'iiiA, rfu EEIOYALl Dr. C. T. Horn, Iteipectfully announce! ts lid euitomcrtanl tha people generally ll.atlie Jiai removed i( DUUQ STUKErrom Leuckul's Itulldlnj; to his new store room opposite the Public Sftmrtr Bank Street, Lohighton, Pa., itliern be wilt be pleated to rceelrs frlenda and tho public, and supply thets with Pure Drugs & Medicines-, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Lamps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars. together with a fine line of latest designs la Wall Paper AND DecorationS, at Lowest Prlees. Persons ran also obtain h.ye-tilitsscs anil hpeetnclcr, properly an. lusted to Ihclr elirbl at reasonable prlcts, I'rescrlntlona compounded with ear day or night. Ueraember.THU CENTRAL DKUO Store, reb.-x-jl Dn. n. T. HORN, Central Carriage Works Bank St., Lehighton, Pa., Aro prcparod to Manufacture Carriages, 13uggics, Sleighs,. Spring "Wagon, &c., Uforerj- description. In the moat substantial" manner, and at l.ovrtit tjash Frltet Ucpnirlnfr Promptlj Attended to. TREXLEK & KKEIDLERy April 29, 1832 yl Proprietors. WM. DUPPY & SON. of East Mauch Chunk, are prepared to do-oil kindsof Plasterino: & Ornamental Wort at shortest notice. Orders by mall will r ceivo prompt attention. Terms moderate or goodwork. aenlitf No Patent No Pay. PATENTS obtained forlnrentors In tbe United States Canada and Europe, at reduced rates, Witts our principal office located in Washington, directly opposite the United States Patent Office, we are able to attend to all patent business with greater promptness and de Stch and at lets cost than ether pateatat tornevs who are ot a distance from Wash ington, and who havtf. therefore, to employ "associate attorneys." We make preliminary examinations and turnisli opinions as to ta tentublllir, tree or eliarKe, aud all who are Interested in new Intentions and patents are Invited to send for a copy ol our "tlulde for obtaining Patents," which, Is sent free to any address, and contains complete Instruc tions how lo obtain patents and other valua ble matter. Wo rotor to tbe German-American National llanlc Washington, 11. O.i tbe Itoynl Swedish. Norwesrlan and Iranian Ik tlons, at Washington I Hon. Jos. leaser, late Uhlef Justice U. S. Court of Claims; to tea Officials or the U. S. latent OlDse, snf te Senators and Members of Congress from every Stute, Address! 1.01118 llAQQEIth CO., 8 llcltors of Patents and Attorncjsitl.aw Le-, Droit llulldlnic Wssaiaorns, U. U, Brntl 10 cents postsgrvmil we will mall vou ftee rval, valuable", sample box of icnnds that will put you In the war or making more money at mice, than anything else in America. Doth sexes of all ages ran live at borne and work In sparetlme, nr all tbe time. Capital not required. We will start jou. Immense pa? sure for thoro who start at once. 8TIN30N CO., rorlland. Maine. nov. 21.1865, IIEILMAN & CO., BANK STEKET, Lehiffhton, Pa., JJILLKHH and Dealers In JPlour and Feed. .It Kinds of 0 RAIN BOUGHT and 80M1 ItF.OUI.An MARKET KATES. We would. also, icspcctfullr lolcrm eurclu ens that we are nowfullj prepared to bU LY them with The Best of Coal rromsDTMIn desired at VKU LOWEST I'llICES. if. UEILMAK A CO, A Gift