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Willie lllauk," she demurely nh-
sweied.
"Worth ahythlngv"-
"Not rauclirbut he has prospecU."
"iruiuplrTl'tlon't like Ills looks. He
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'Why. papd, hcVanangell Nothing
on earth cin make him angry;"
"Docs he wear a'plug hat?"
"Oh, yes$ he's jrtst bought a new- one
a regular daisy." 1
"I liecrsaw'll In the hall." - :
"But he take's It in thc' vparlor"w Ith
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"I sec. Ton may run along-how.''-That
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Into tho parlor. The lover's plug hat
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that chair and sat down with all his
might, smashing tho hat flat as a ten
cent piece, and observed: .
Fine evening, sir.. What do. the
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Servian-Uulgarlau troubles?:' . .
Tho young man. grew rcdrand then
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walked straight out of the room mid the
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mc?"
The old men followed and called:
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without a hat."
But the young man never halted nor
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said:
"I was right, Mary, In regard to his
temper. A young man who won't let
his Intended father-in-law smasli his
plug hat is no chap for you to marry.
Beware of him as you would the deadly
boa-constrictor."
Tho Montscomery Advertiser
says: "Simmons .Liver liogulator has
secured a reputation in every part ofthe
United States solely on account of its
extraordinary merits as a inediclnc for
the liver, stomach and kidneys.
LITTLE JAKE.
That was what he was always called
for, although he was the elevator boy In
a big dry goods establishment, he was
so small that ladies would look in and
Inqulrp:
Where's the man that runs the ele
vator?"
Then Little Jake would pipo up from
his comer: "Here I be."
1 do not know anything to compare
him to, but a ray of sunshine lighting
up a dark place. lie was of such lowly
statue that when he was in his corner
there seemed to be nobody there. But
radually the small, earnest, cheerful
face grew visible, and as you looked it
brightened into suclt a happy smile that
the little man seemed to fill the whole
elevator with sunlight.
1 wonder If the ladles who used to
give him a nod or a word as they went
up and down absorbed In their pur
chases will miss him now, and speculate
as to what has become of the quaint lit
tle fellow who was ever smiling, help
ing, always doing his duty bravely?
He went home sick one night and
said "Good night" bravely, swallowed a
lump in Ids throat and ran off. The day
after his father came in.
"He was pettcr, mooch pctter," his
father said.
Then his mother came; they wanted
tho place kept for the boy.
"Oh, so sick. He is too much sick
here," the mother said, laying her hand
on her breast.
"Tell hhu to get well, and he shall
have his place,' said his employer. To
morrow we shall come and sec him."
But on the morrow the father came
into the store and his eyes were red and
swollen.
"Mine leelle Jake," he began, and
then broke down and said no morp.
It went the rounds of the store like
wildfire, the news that little Jake was
dead, and you would have thought- til
least that he had been the proprietor.
And lie was, In a small way, pro
prietor of the hearts of tha people he
served; of their esteem, their good
will a dividend that will serve him
better than money in the land where he
is to-day. . ...
They scut, every one of thFin, . beau-,
tlful flowers to Little Jake's .funeral ; he
was covered with.the last offsprings of
gooi(-vil from thuscJie served.
"We wish we had known that he wai
so 111. Wo might .have mlnistjcred-to
his wants or perhaps-, saved him,!:', its
employers said, with sad regrets.
But there is nothing .to regret. .."If
well with 'Ihe-'Clillihii; Andtdt'Js no
longer "Guten aadtt'.'. wltli.the'c, but
"Guten morgen'JJttlc Jake.
. . -,M. (Jl'.U),
The reign of sense In medicine is
shown by the jmpularitY of Jfoj J'oroti.
JVdxtra for pain.-
SPOILING IN TELLING.
Sam Ward was once seated, opposite
well known Senator' at a dinner at
Washington. This Senator was very
bald, ami light shinning on the breadth
of scalp attracted aril s attention.
"Can yoit1e)cy'heask'ed his neigh
bor, "why. tho Senatojrs lieait Is Hko
.AlasTtii?" .
' ;"l'fil sure J don't kuow." "
;."Because Is's a great white bear
place.'1''
Tho i;flgbboi vtaslmmenscly tickled
xiud he-hatled the Senator across the
table:
"Say, Senator, Ward's just got off"
Vf ry smart thing about you."
"What is It?"
"Do ypu know w)ty your head is tiki
Alaska?"
"No.)f
"Because it's a great placn for whit
bears. .
THE CA'HBON ADVOCATE,
OX DOLLAR I'Klt YEAR S ADVANCE,
JUBSCBJBENOWl
ALSO HEADQUARTERS FOR ALL
EINDS Of FANCY JOBBING,
AL. CAMPBELL,
The Jeweler,
GiEto Bieifs Drug Store
WEISSPORT, - PA.,
For- PURE DRUGS' and
TOILET ARTICLES, Choice Wines nnd Liquors for
Medicilial Purpose11, Choice Brands of Cigars and Toboccos,
Stationery, Wall Paper and Borders, &c, &c
at IiOWKST rniOES. I'RESOHIPTlONS carefully compounded, Pay or Nlttlit
1'atronaite solicited slid satlslactlou guaranteed In Price and Quality ortJoods Sold.
. F. BIERT, Coiw White and Bridie. Streets. Wassuort. Fa.
April 11, ISM-lr.
Pictures
BBdgs-'p-I T U it m
Copied and enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz
01b PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS,
Pastels, Crayon, India
All work guaranteed or no pay. All we ask is it trial,
us a call nnd be convinced, -
No. .105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa.
Franklin Santee, Manager,
J. S. KRBIDLER, AG-T.
Orders left at
attention.
the Advocate
LEWIS
respectfully informs his many
hits removed his BOOT
LEWIS WEISS,
Arpp 4, iss-iy
WHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH THE
. . .. .
SEC UT CKHNininu
i n&L W Mi.
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CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY
Bv reason or Its central position and close relation to all principal lines East ond
West, at Initial and tormlnal points, constitutes tho most Important mld-contl-nontal
link In that system of throuili transportation which Invites and facili
tates trUvol and trafQa between cities of tho Atlantic and Pactflo Coacts. It
la also tno favorite and best route to and lrom points Enst, Northeast ond
Southeast, ond corresponding; points W
Tn
-.Trtllo.
n.nnnnni4 Miianntlnn Wnnhlnotllli
t iii.li.. T Tt'rr lM riaii UnlnnJ IndlnTnlla. Wfntereot. Atlontlc Knoxvlllo.
Audubon, Harlan, Guthrie Centre nd Council Bluffs. In Iowa; Gallatin,
Tronton. Cameron and Kansas City. In Missouri; Leavenworth nnd Atchison,
la Kinsia; Albert Lo3,-Mlnnoapolls and St. Paul. In Silnneeota; Watortown In
Dakota, and hundreds of Intermediate dtles, towns, villages and.statlons.
THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND .ROUTE
Guarantees Its patrons that sense or
thorouihly bMlasted road-bod: smooth
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human eltlll can cnako It; tho safety
ItantiaUv 1 1 Ll 1 1 1." UU l V Ul lull. Ul 1UIS UO
tun
ind
and alr-brnkos; and that oxoctlnsr discipline woicn raverto inu practical
operation of oil lta trains. Other spextfaules of this route are Transfers at
nil connection poinxa in union uepum,
afi connecting points In Onion
'uxuriosor "ta FtMaaimr.jsqttipmenc.
'the Fast Express Trains between
Appetite, and lieaitn on doiu."
A
Atchison, aro also run the celebrated
THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE.
la ,v.a riimo. nnri rimHti tinn hitviwn
whore connections nre mada In Union Dooots for all points In tho Territories
find British Provinces. Over this route. Fast Express Trains are run to the
waterlnir places, summor resorts, nleturesaue localities, and bun tine and llsh-
tntr rrrpunds of Iowji nnd Minnesota.
rich wheat fields and pastoral lands
tiuu onotner uiuwr iiNau.
via,
between Nowport News. Itlchmoissl, Cincinnati. Indianapolis, pnd Lafayette and
Council Bluttn. Kansas City. Minneapolis
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Tickets, at nil
by addressing
R. R. CABLE.
PriililtM anil Ctntr.l l.l.nsoer, Cldcaoe.
Next to CLAUSS A BItO.,
T3ank St., Lohighton,
liasalwajs on band a lutl line o'
Watches, Clocis&Jewelrj
Which be is selling at very low
prices
REPAIRING
n all branches promptly attended
lo. dcelV.tU.Iy.
MEDICINES, FANCY nnd
Ink and Photographs.
0
o
Give
o
Office will receive prompt
Feb M-lyr
WEISS
friends and customers that he
AND SHOE STOLE
Into tin NEW BOTLDINO. nearly
opposite Ills Old Stand, and tlmt lit
is now reoelrlrf; nnd opening up for
their Inspection a ery large and
faelilonaMo line ot nell-selectud
Boots, Shoes,
Gaiteks,
Hats, Caps,
UMBRELLAS,&c.
suitable for
PAI.T. AMI WINTER WPAP
AT PRICES TO SUIT
THE TIMES !
and Invites you to cull ond examine
Oooils and learn prices Wore pur
elms Intr escwbfre, SATlSl'w:
TlONlnall cares fully ffnaranteed
Kemomber. TIIK NEW STORE op
poslte the fcot of
Ul V STREET,
BAM Street, LEHIGHTON
GEOGRAPHY OF THI8 COUNTRY, WILL
w.t.n a . re I A 1 1 IT
I nlO mMI-, n , im
afsjmassssm n
tTf.-v . x . ?AUjmti!A ii
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est. Northwest and Boutnwest.
FnfrflB
personal security an oraea ay a soua,
trocka or continuous steel rail! mib-
w.lllnn .,1.1. na ..nnr nnTfal nn nu
appliances of patent buffers, platforms
, luiuui, Blvn Mww. .ww.w..mv
raiunt ttbuui us ueui uouoiiwun no
ut-u iuu uuowikicbsu wwiuiw ouu
Chicago ond the Mlf sourl River pro com-
.
El
xsotweon uiuvngo miu anuuu auu
necuninsr unair ivars.
C!hmsm nnd Mlnnnnnolla and St. Paul.
It la also tho rncst desirable route to the
or interior unitota.
Seneca and Kankakee, has been opened
and Bt. Paul and lntermedlato points.
and Folders, obtainable oa well sa
In the United Btatoa end CiJicda; or
E. ST, JOHN,
Umt-I Iltltt int! Psf-enfff Af er.t Cl lcsco.
Pictures, Pictures
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FARMERS' COLUMN.
Landscape Planting for Winter Effect
Harmony and contrasts aro the lead
ing features necessary to produce pleas
ing Impressions and striking effects In
lawn and park scenery. To Insure these
In a satlsfacty manner, requtres not
only skill and keen appreciation of
natural beauty, but also an Intimate
knowledge of the character, growth.nnd
general habit of each tree and shrub to
bo employed. A single misplaced tree
may mar the effect of an entire group,
which otherwise, would bo an object of
beauty.
Winter is not tho proper season for
planting trees, but it Is tho most favor
able time for preparing plans for their
arrangement, and for determining and
m irking the places where they are to
bo planted tho coming spring. This Is
especially tire case when the production
of effective winter scenery is the object
In view. The material to be employed
for t lis latter purpose, consists princi
pally of trees with evergreen foliage, and
those having brilliant stems and
branches; tho former Impart warmth
and tone to a winter landscape; while
the latter produce pleasing and often
decided contrasts.
Tho Itcd-barked Dogwood, several of
the bright yellow-stemmed willows, the
Golden-barked Linden, tho Golden
barked Ash, with Its yellow stem aud
oddly twisted branches, and various
shrubs with brilliant colored branches,
may be advantageously used for the
purpose. Then there are many varieties
of trees whose drooping and curiously
shaped branches make them as attract;
Ivc when defoliated as when In leafage
which are eminently adapted for com
blua'.lon with evergreens for winter
landscape effects. Owners of large
estates should not omit to plant some
portion of their grounds, with a special
view to their appearance in winter, while
even In small lawns the judicious em
ployment of a few evergreens and trees
or shrubs, with brilliant colored bark,
adds much to Impart brightness aud
cheer to chill nnd dreary surroundings,
Dit. F. M. Hkxamkii In Am. Agri
culturist.
What Seventy-five Casts Did.
A farmer lu Missouri writes that ho
has had a tough time. Tho potato bugs
got Into his tlclds; his children had
whoonlns cough, and his wife was
ciimiled with rheumatism. Then he
invested fifty cents in a uouie oi at.
Jacobs Oil. nnd twentv-tivc cents in
one bottle of lied Star Cough Cure, nnd
health and happiness rctumeu to ins
home.
The Best Lightning-Bod.
In general, lightning-rods cost a great
deal too much, and are often badly made,
and set up. They are not things to
play, or fool with, and a bad rod
worst than none, for it may attract the
lishtnlng and then fall to carry It off
without damage. The best rod is of
three-Ttiarter iuch round Iron, drawn
to a long, sharp point, which should be
made smooth, and gild.l, or coppered.
Tho sections must bo fastened together
with screw ferules, and the ends should
be filed smooth and bright, and be fixed
In contact. It is quite safe if f.tstcued
to a pole a few feet higher than the
building nnd set near to it, and It should
extend ten or twelve feet aboo the
pole. There Is no need for glass fittings,
as Insulators; Iron eyes screwed Into the
pole, are quite as safe as glass holders,
which are useless wlicn wet.
The chief point is the ground con
nection. This should be carried Into
permanently moist earth, or, better still,
Into water. We might give reasons for
all this, but If ono wishes to know the
why and the wherefore, ho should study
a handbook of electricity, and he will
learn enough to make him quite a match
for tho peripatetic lightning-rod agents,
who, as a rule, are not desirable visitors.
A perfectly safe and effective roil may
be put up In the way above described
for ten to twenty-five dollars,' and will
be worth more than any of tho patent
fancy things. In too common use. Am.
Agrlculturht.
An Enterprising. Sellable House-
T. D. Thomas, druggist, can always
be relied upon,not only to carry In stock
the best of everything, but to securo the
Aeencv for such articles as have well-
known merit, aud are popular with the
people, thereby sustaining the reputa
tion ol uemg always enterprising, aim
ever reliable. Having secured the
Agency for tho celebrated Dr. King's
New Discovery for Consumption, will
sell It on a posltlvo guarantee, u will
surely euro any and every allection of
Throat, Lungs, and Chest, and to show
our confidence, we invito you to call and
i cot r iri.il iionie iree.
r
Th SaaVdI Par ThA nrlsrlnnt Trad.
The Scckcl is a small pear, but It
stands at the head of the long list of
peara, as It Is not equaled by any In
point of quality Indeed It has long been
regarded by nomologists as the standard
of excellence. Like tho great majority
of fine pears, this Is a chance seedling.
The story of Its origin, as related to
Downing by Bishop Whlto Is, that lu
the boyhood of the latter (now over a
century ago), there was, in Philadelphia,
a well known sorting character, otle
"Dutch Jacob," who on his return from
his autumnal hunting expeditions, pre
sented his friends with somo very choice
pears, but would never tell where they
came from. After a time, Dutch Jacob
purchased tho land upon which the pear
tree stood. The tract soon afterwards
became a part of the farm of a Mr,
Scckle, who introduced tho pear to
nubile notice, and it received Ills name,
-
. fiie original tree still stands, and we
. to rpeeiVG not lonr.
, weie mueli pieasea 10 receive not long
a0 from Jir. Jonn u, urownc, oi
,...,..,..,.i ,.. t,. ,.v.
S lliiauvii,iiia, . ....
tree, and tho
perty Is situated
III
tho southern liart of the City of
I'lilUaelpliia,
In a locality known as
'Tim iifi-k .' vrrv close to Glr.trJ Point.
1 . i..i1viifiii ..mntlra Into thp
wnera the auiuylsilll eiumiea) into me
Delaware ltlvcr. Tlio old tree is still
bearing (rtttt. but in a small quantity
Tlie trutik la njtich ilccayexl, anil can
not last many year longer, Dr. Geo,
TilliiHEii In Am, AorlcnUurM,
Subscribe for tlie C.vitnox Apvo
t ati only (1,00 a year,
To Regulate
THE
FAVORITE HOME REMEDY b
wirranted not to conum lngl fr
tide of Mercurv or anr inlurtobs nl
tUDce, but Is purely vegetable.
It Trill Cure all DlseaM catuod
by Derangement of Um JArtr,
Eldneya and Stomach.
If your liver U out of order, then your
whole system U deranged. The blood It
Impure, the breath otientlrej tou haa
headache, feel languid. dUpirtted and
rervona. To prevent a more aetioua coo.
dition take at once SImmona
REGULATOR. If yuUad a.
sedentary Hie or suffer wi&
IU tliier AiToctlofin. avoid
stimulants and take Simmons Llrtr Regvlator.
Sure to relieve.
If you hare eaten anything hard of
digestion, or feel heavy after meals or
sleepless at night, take a dote and you
will feel relieved and sleep pleasantly.
If you are a miserable sufferer with
Constipation, Dyspepsia amd
iltllotntiess, seek relief at once la
Simmons Liver Regulator. It doos net
rraulre continual dosing, and costs but a
trifle. It will cure you.
If you wake up In the morning with a,
bitter, bad taste in your mouth,
Simmons Liver Regulator. It cor
recti the Ihlious Stomach, sweeten
the Breath. nd cleanses the Furred
Tongue. Children often need some safe Cathar
tie and Tonic to avert approaching itckneaw
Simmons Liver Regulator will relieve CcTm, Head
ache, bick Stomach, ladigctlon. Dysentery, and
ine v.ompiain inctueni to t,nuanoou.
At anv time vou feet vour svttem needs
cleansing, toning, regulating without violent
purging, or stimulating without Intoxi
cating, take
I vt
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J. H. ZEILIN & CO., Philadelphia, ia.
REMOVAL!
Dr. C. T. Horn,
Respectfully announces to tits customers &s4
the people generally ll.ntlie lias rernored his
DltUO STUltKfroru r.euekel's Uulldlna; to
lilsnew store room opposite tho Publle Square
Bank Street, Lehlghton, Pa.,
where he trill bo plearoit to re eelro friend,
nnd tho public, and supply them with
Pure Drugs 8c Medicines,
Fancy and Toilet Articles,
Lamps and Lamp Fixtures,
Stationery & Choice Cigars.
together with a fine line of latest designs In
Wall Paper.
AND
DecorationS,
at Lowest Prices. Persons can also obtain
Kye-fllnsees nnd Spectacles, properly ad
justed to their slxht at reasonable pricts.
Prescriptions compounded with car. day
or night.
Remember, THE OKNTUAI. 11KUU Slur,
reb.S. yl Dtt.(). T. noun.
Central Carriage Works
Bank St., Lchigliton, Pa.,
Are prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
' Spring "Wagon, Sec,
Of every description. In tho most substantial
manner, and at Lowest Uasli Price!
Repairing Promptly Attended .'o,
THEXLKU & KREIDLEn,
April 28, 1882 yl Proprietors.
WM. DUFFY & SON.
of East Mauch Chunk,
are prepared to do nil kinds of
Plastering & Ornamental Wort,
at shortest notice. Orders by mall will r
cetvu prompt attention. Tonus moderate
or woodwork. senlStf
MANHOOD
Restored. A arentleman harlng; Innoeently
contracted the hublt of self abuse In his
J-nuth. and In consequence suflercd all tha
orrors of Sexual Incapacity. Lost Man
hood, Physical Decay. General Prostratlnn,
etc , will, out of sympathy for Ms fsll.w
sufferers, mall Iroe the recipe by which b.
was Anally cured. Adilress In eonBdene.
J. W. riNKi:Y, C.darSt., New Vork.
dee.27'lr
WIE
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nklnir an aiceucT for the best selling
book nut, ItcKlnners succeed crand-
ly. None lull. Trrins free. IIallett Hook
Uo., Portland, Maltie. deeTO-iy
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