Biiioua cymplcras invariably
ni'lso from indigestion, such as
furred tongue, voraitlng'ofbilo,
giddiness, clcl: hoadacho, ir
regular bowels. Tho liver so
crutca tho bilo nnd act3 liko a
filter or sieve, to cleanse impu
rities of tho blood. By irregu
larity in Its action cr suspon
nions of it3 functions, the bilo
is liable to ever flow into tho
Dlood.causins.j.iunciico.sallow
complexion, yellov; eyes, bil
ious diarrhea, n. languid,
weary feeling and many other
di5trescing,cymp''-oms. bilious
ness rr.ay Do properly termed
an aifecticn of tho liver, and
can bo thoroughly cured by tho
frrand regulator of the liver
and biliary organs, BURDOCK
liLOOD BITTERS. Act upon tho
stomach, bevels and liver,
making: liea'thy bile and puro
blood, and opsns the culverts
and sluiceways for tho outlet
of disease. Sold everywhere
and j?un"-:nteod to cure.
i UTIPS
2E YEARS m USE,
Tho Oreteatdu'cXrinmph of tlo Agl
SYMPTOMS OP A
TORPID LVEK,
Loaaofnpnclltc, Unreels costive, Pain lu
the head, Willi n dull negation In ttio
baeu part, Pnln under tlio eboalder
blade, Pullncsi niter catlnc, with ndi.
Inclination to exertional body ortnlrjil,
Irritability of temper, Low spirits, wltts
nfeciineof tinvlnc neglected oomo duty,
Wenrincos, Dlzzlucor, I'lallorinmttbo
Heart. Dots before tho oyco, Ilccdaclio
over tho right eye, llccMcssncss, v?Itu
fltful dreams. Highly colored Urine, tied
CONSTIPATION.
TOTI'S I'lIXB aro especially adapted
to such casos, ouo tlooo ctrcct's encli a
chanrrnoffcullniriwtonMiintslitliosuflerer.
. Tney Increase tlio A pnctlte.ocd tauao tho
body tr TuUo on IchIi. tnin iho r.nteni is
rioiirf.hcil.nvil ly h -ir'J'onlo Action on
tho JJisestlvo Organs, Uci:tilar.H tool ore
groclujjl. rl-nu.'m. i Murray f..rv.v.
oiTS mm BYE,
Ghat IlAin or Whiskeuo changed to r.
Giosir lines hv ft MiirIo nypllcr-.tlon of
this Dir.. Jt Imparts n natural color, acta
instantaneously, fc-nlil lsy Druggists, or
Beit, bv oxpron on receipt of 31.
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V r nltncss, Luck of Strength,
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I uos U iit.w m lam Hint i nccnml n.l.llilnii ti iho
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And nil their big parade.
I.lttlo hits of filn'.'iiiosa
licsrding printer's ink,
Biul the matt of business,
And make his credit sink.
To Young Ladies.
If your llfo Is made a burden owing to
blackheads, pimples and other eruptions
on the face mining your beauty and
causing so much chagrin, It to no longer
necessary to endure It. Dr. l'lagg's
Family Ointment will certainly remove
all such blemishes and leave your skiu
soft, smooth and beautiful. .Sold by all
druisists and malird ou receipt of price,
20c." Williams JIf'g. Co., Prop's.,
Cleveland, 0. Sold at Thomas' mug
store.
The longest reign in history- -Tin'
deluge.
Sponge cake h cake that is made
Ith borrowed egg.
A small suul has plenty of elbow
room hi a narrow-minded man.
A good-looking Miss Is as fjood , a
mile.
Nlc! Piles!! Piles!!!
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Uliain's Indian run Ointment. Jtal-t-oilit
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William's Mfg. Co., Trap's., Cleveland,
i . Mini at 1 nomas drug stoi c.
Tho world Is full of people who go
aboul fighting windmills and wasting
efforts in struggling with Imaginaty
evils, but the man who attends to Ids
business and pays cash for everything
he buys is the one with whom prosper
ity loves to roost.
All doctors agree that to enjoy good
health the mind must he kept in a cheer
ful condition. But no doctor can give
a man points I hat will make him joyous
lien his collar don't fit.
A Valuable Medical Treatise.
The edition for ISSIlof thesteiling
medical annual, known as Hosteller's
Almanac, is now ready, and may be
obtained, free of cost, of druggists and
gcnctal country dealers in all parts of
l lie united Jbtales, .Mexico, anil Indeed
in every civilized portion of the Western
Hemisphere. This almanac has been
issued regularly at the commencement
of every year for over one-lifth of a ecu.
tury. It combines, with the soundest
practical advice for the preservation and
restoration of health, a largo amount of
interesting and amusing light reading,
and the calendar, astronomical calcula
tions, chronological items. &c. are nre-
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entirely accurate. The issue of Nestet
teiV Almanac for 1SSII will probably be
the largest edition of a medical work
ever published in any country. The
proprietors, Messrs. Hosteller it Co..
Pittsburgh, Pa., on receipt of a two
cent stamp, will forward a copy by mail
io any person wlio cannot procure oni'
in ills neighborhood. dec.
"How charmingly you sing, Miss
fiitsebury," "Do you think so?" "Oh,
yes indeed, I never listen to you with
out wishing you were where my cousins
are in Colorado solbcy could hear yon."
It should not excite, any surprise
when a crack trotter breaks.
You have often seen women with
marked bluoness or paleness of face,
vitiated appctiles, and a craving for un
wholesome food. These are signs of a
disordered liver, and the trouble must
be corrected or worse results are sure to
follow. Husbands and-fathers cannot
afford to treat this matter lightly. Dr.
Kennedy's 'Favorite Itemed-,' which
dispels liver disease, costs less than sick
wives and daughters. You will liud It
a very profitable Investment.
"What great blessing do we enjoy
that the heathens know nothing about?"
Inquired a Sunday kchool teacher.
'Soap!'' was the answer that came out
like the crack of a pistol from the small
boy at the foot ot the class.
A chilled plow Is never used in
winter.
A woman will cling to a man with
the snakes In his boots through the
most trying adversity; but, if you want
to see her lose reason and' stampadc in
a hurry, show her a mouse unexpect
edly. Every part of the bodv Is filled w lib
U'lus and arteries; tho last earrvluc
pure blood to build up the tissues the
llrst carrying away waste matter. Pure
blood Is necessary to health, and the
waste if not removed is poisonous. Dr.
Walker's California Vincaar Hitters
stimulate the organs that separates the
poisonous waste from the body.
"Only a match box," remarked
Fogg at tlio theatre the other nluht. re
ferring to the scats where the young
lovers sat.
It Is reported that female dentists
are gaining ground In Germany. They
sci'iii to be taking root in lids country.
My boy (three years old) was rt-ctmtlv
taliou with cold in tho bead, which
seemed Dually to settle In bis no,e,
which was stopped up for days and
nlulits so that It was dllHciilt for him to
breathe and sleep. I called a physician
who prescribed, but it did him no good.
Finally I went to the drug store and got
a bottle nt lily's Cream liahn. It seemed
to work like magic. Tne boys nose was
clear lu two days, and he has been o. k
ever since. K. .1. Hazzard, Xew York
A wise hotel man w ill not announce
his hotel to bo without arrival.
Philosopher Franklin once said,
"He that takes a wife takes care."
Very well; lu taking n wife one should
take care.
Tho combination, proportion and
process in preparing Hood's Sarsapa
rilla, are pecullarto this medicine, and
unknown to others.
Tho coachman's occupation Is more
agreeable than that of the hostler, but
the tatter's more stable.
A cent in your pocket is worth two
ou Our handkerchief.
An exchange vpcaks of a mineral
wool. Let's see. Thai's the kind they
shear Horn hydraulic rams, Isn't It?
Cure for croup, Use Dr. Thomat'
F.elcctrlc (ill arcordiug to directions. It
Is the best leniedy for all sudden attacks
of rnldx, pain and iullammation, and
tor Injuries.
The mllill.i of the different States,
while they may lm good soldier, aro
latiiW-n aj, V.
There Is no place like our e) clone
tell.tr for tine repentance.
1 Tbt) jiil of tin period nuw cariies
i her I mud in hr nveroat poekct jut
liko a limn partly bpeatiwi it is Ituglish,
au-1 pirllv doubtli" 'tbcti an hob- in1
1, r U .
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THE NARROW ESCAPE
-Of a Massaehnsctti Enffiiinar.
Sleep nller iiillgun onil liealtli alter di
sexto nr two id tln svretft .perlcnce
tnnwn In tilftri. l-nmti.iit vnl-t I. ti li.n
ti mo In ml!Vr. yet Mr. Peter tiswlcr, of
Uiiltnn, Mum., hail led n tiiieeiablo lite for
Hint poHml IVrnugh the ptrgctica of a Mono
in i hi? oiuiiuer. no nut uinain iptnptirary
irlicl, but uutlilng tiuira. Last Jntiimr.. lie
called im Ur. David Kennedy, of Komlnut,
N Y.i who ,iiil, nlttr tin examination,
"Mr. L-awler, you have stuns In the hlnd
iler. Wn will llrst. trv 1)11. DAVID If lief
NKDY'S KAVORtTi: KKMKDY before
risking nn uperallnti." A lew days later
tho tollnn-ing letter pasted through the
llcndout pil olliee .-
Dam-on, Mass , Feb fi.
Diun Da. Kksvmiv: Tim day aller I
came home I pursed ttvn (travel stones, and
inn dninn nicely now. TtTRR Laiu.kr.
Dr. Kennedy now has the ttones at his
enri, nrnl tlioy aro (uflii'iciillv lor'nlilalils
lo luttifv the elnltn that KENNEDY'S
1'AVOnlTF, UEMEDY la tha lending
pi-i-riie for kIihui In the Madder. In liU
letter Mr. Lawler mention! that KAVOll
ITF ItKMKDY also cured I' I in of rlicuinn
tisni. Tlio subjoined corlificalu tolls ils
own story :
Ol.ll 1U.RKMIIKK Mti.t.s. )
ll.il.Tos, Mm , Airil27, 1882. f
Mr. Peier litwlerlias beta u resident nf
Ihra town for tbu pint teyentecn yearf, ntnl
hi nur employ fm fifteen, and In all then
yeaia ho lias been n p,"iil and respected
citizen ill this Ion n ami c.omnunity. Ho
bus had soino elironie diseases In our
kiinwleilgo lor most of tho hltie, but now
claims to be, and is, In apparent good
lieallli. Cuts. Disown, President.
$1 a botlle I six lor i-.. All drugijisls.
Dr. David Kennedy's "I-'avorilo Item-i-ilv"
(of Iionilout, N. Y.) It Is not a niero
Molber, teniporarily. of pain, but by Its nl
tcrHttvc act inn purifies tho blood, rertores u
healtlilul rondilion to 1 tie diseased oritaus,
atitl even tlirso1vcs nnd caurns tho expul
nioti nfitravel iitnl tlono Ironi tlio kidneys
and bladder. Tho tcs'iiiinny of buudreilii
who bavo been cured by it vouches for tills
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FARMERS' COLUMN.
Keeping Winter Apples.
An experienced frull-dcaler savs ho
doea not want to put apples In thetcllar
or fruit room, until there Is a little hoar
frot Insldo tho barrel. If good, sound
apples, and only such, are put In the
barrel, and the apples aro well shaken
down, and the head pressed In so that
there Is no danger of the apples shaking
pi tho barrel, a slight frost will not hurt
them. Hy this we mean, that the barrel
can be exposed to quite a sharp frost
for a short time, w ithout its penetrating
deep enough into tho barrel to chill tho
fruit to an Injurious extent. The great
secret of keeping apples through the.
winter K to storo them iu a wcll-vcntl
lated room or cellar, that Is kept as near
tho freezing point as possible, without
actually freezing the apples. Apples
and potatoes should never be kept in
same cellar, or If this is unavoidable,
the potatoes should be kept lu the warm
est part of the cellar, and the barrels of
apples, well headed up.near tho window-
where, on days when the air outside is
only n few degrees above freezing, thev
can bu treatcn to a cold breeze from the
open windows, while at the same time
Urn atmosphere in tho part of the cellar
where the potatoes are kept, does not
fall below forty degrees. With a ther
mometer in tho cellcr, it is quite possi
ble to cool off tho apples williout Injur
ing the potatoes. Do not ttnhcad the
barrels until the apples are wanted. It
is rarely a good plan to sort over the
apples to pi'ik out tho rotten ones
Hotter let theni remain undisturbed.
Apples in llpcnlng, give off carbonic
acid, which can not be allowed to ac
cumulate iu the .house collar, but must
bo removed by ventilation. Tills
deleterious gas, carbonic ncld, aids lu
preserving the fruit, and' It is one of the
advantages of an outside cellar, that
tills can he allowed lo remain. Jom-a'ii
IlAitius lu li. Agricntturtst.
A Great Discovery.
Mr. Win. Thomas, of New ton. Ia.
says: "My wife has been seriously
affected with a cough for twentv-ilve
years, and this spring more severely
than ever before. She hid used manv
remedles williout relief, aud beingurKcd
to try Dr. King's Xew Dlscovery. dld so.
with moit gratifying results. The llrst
hottlo relieved her very much, and the
second bottle lias absolutely cured her.
She lias not had so good health for
thirty years."
Trial bottles free at T. D. Thomas'
drug store. Large size $1.
Utilizing Drain Water.
Prairie farms in the West are often,
In late summer, Insullleicntly supplied
with water, while the soil in tho spring
is saturated. Drainage Is becoming very
common, and is indispensable in most
pai t3 of tho est, where the land, In
the winter, is so filled with water that
the roads are in many-places Impassible,
The object of draining Is, to get rid of
this water, but if this object can he
secured and the water utilized, the only
valid objection urged against thorough
drainage, viz.: that the water Is carried
off from the soil and wasted, will he
avoided. We should learn from the
experience of other countries In tills
respect. British India, for Instance,
has a rainy season, and a dry seasot
nnd the large winter rain fall, is stored
iu capacious reservoirs, for use In the
severe drouths which follow. Xow the
summer drouths in the West are at times
exceedingly trying, and very great In
convenience is suffered for want of
water for stock, while at other seasons,
the drains are carrying off enormous
quantities from the land. Most of tho
rain-fall conies in the winter, and is
sufficient to cover the entire surface of a
farm to tlio depth of two feet. Tills
water Hows away, uselessly, and as
much of It a3 possible should bo stored.
It may ho stored iu cUlcrns dug all
along the lines of the main drains, and
the overflow from these cisterns would
pass off through the lower drains.
Watering places may also be made for
tho stock near these cisterns, and pumps
could bo used to bring up water when
tho drains are not flowing. A windmill
would raise the waterintoatrough, and
tho overflow from it could run back Into
Iho cistern, so that the trough would be
always full without wasting a drop. The
cost of tho work could bo easily made
up iu ono year hy the saving of labor in
watering twenty head of stock. Am.
AyrlculturM.
Nothing Slow in This.
Slowness is not a desirable quality in
these business limes. There Is nothing
slow about St. Jacobs Oil, It goes to
the spot at once and cures. No matter
"how serious the attack of rheumatism,
how deep the cut. or how severe the
wound, by. Its magical power It removes
all pain
Scalding Fiejina Hosjshsad.
A hogshead or big barrel, is often the
handiest tiling a farmer has to scald Ids
pigs in. When it is inclined lo ono side,
and tlio pigs are slid Into it fiomawood
sled, used for a scraping table, It works
very well, but the small quantity of
water it will hold when iu this position
soon gets cold, or too cold, nnd long
delays are often caused If many pigs aro
to be. scalded. To avoid, this delay, and
use -the hogshead in anupright position,
a lever may be rigged like a well sweep,
using a crotch stick for the post, and a
strong polo for tho sweep, a white oak
stick such as every farmer who can do
bhould have laid up to season. Tlio iron
i od on which the sweep moves must be
strong and btiff. A (race chain Is
attached to the upper end, and If tho
end of the chain has a ring instead of a
hook it will be quite as convenient. In
use, a table is improvised, unless a
strong one for tho purpose is at hand,
aud this is set near tlio barrel. A noose
U made with the chain ttbouflhe leg of
tho pig, and ho Is soused In, going
entirely under water, lifted out when
the liribtloji start easily, and laid upon
the table, while another is made ready.
Atu. AyrlculiuiM.
The California Fruit Union has
Until orgauliiod iu Sun Francisco to
tHfflvaso tiie sale of California fruits In
the l..i-t
H. H. PETERS' 8
Announces to his cuntomera nnd the cillzen" generally
that ho Is "ON DECK" with one or tho Largest and
moat Fashinnablo StocKa of
Fall and Winter
Styles of VOUEtaX .t- DOMESTIC unnurtured
CLOTHS, CASSIIYJERES. SUIT
INGS, AND OVERCOATINGS,
t eyer before shown in this sMion, and tit prices, pm, that
defy competition. None but the. bet of workmen n, VrZ:
empioycii, iieneo me uest workmanship and Fit ii puar. "
anleed in cycry rase. Also, on haiul n lull and Fashlonablo line
OF GENTS' EILRNISI1XNG GOODS
ofnowest styles, including
Collars,' Cuffs, Neck-Ties, Hose, &c, &c-
Ho suro you call and eitamlno goods and prices before going elsewhere.
I I . H. PETERS, The Tailor,
EXCHANGE HOTEL BUILDING,
Bank Street, - - Lehighton, Penn'a.
April 18, 1833 ly '-' '
f i te u m. m
Copied and enlarged in till sizes from card to life size, viz
OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS,
Pastels, Crayon, India Ink and Photographs.
All work gnrtitintced or no pay. All we ask is it trial. Give
us :t cull and bo convinced.
No. 105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa.
Franklin Santee, Manager,
J. S. KREIDLER, AGT.
Orders left at the Advocati: Officii will receive prompt
attention. ' .. , .
JJ JJj it I
respectfully informs his many
'' has removed his BOOT
Ii
LEWIS WEISS,
Arpp 4, lSSS-ty
lU
WHO IS UtlACQUAIMTCf) WITH THE
itli BTtjniSiniNC
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND
m b III.
-am-l-J bi.ia . vy v vv s vr
nj'roan-anof iti central position and close relation to all principal linos East end
wost, at initial and tanulnal polnta, constitutor tbo raost Important rnld-conti-nontal
Uhk in that BV3tora of through transportation which invito3 and faclli
tntoo travel and trafflo botwson cltioa of tho Atlantic and Pactlio Coasta. It
la also tlio favorlto nnd liost routo to end from points EeEt, Northeast and
Souttioast, and corrospondiny polnta W est. Northwest nnd Southwest.
Tho Itnelc Island Btfrit-,m includes in lt. lnnln lino nnrl hrenetirfl PhlrjiDi
Jollot Ottawa, Laflallo, I'oorla. Uenosoo.
unvonporc, iiuai.ui0, waauins&ori, jiairuGin. uuumwo. ueKaioosa. west
Llborty, Iova City, Das Moinos, Indinnola. Wintereot. Atlantic, Knoxville,
AuUtibon, Harlan, Guthria Uontro nnrt Council Dlutl'a, In Iowa; Gallatin,
Trentan. Utunoron nnd Kansas City, tn Missouri; Leavenworth nnd Atchison,
In Kansas; Albert Loa, Mlnnaapolii nnd Bt Paul, tti lllnnesota; Watortown lu
Daliota, and hundreds of tntormodlato cities, towns, villages and stations.
THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE
Guarantees Its patrons that sense of porsonal security nirorded by n solid,
thorouihlv billastod road-bad: smooth' tracks ot continuous &tnal rnil; mih.
Btantiallv built oulvorts and brldtroa; rolling stock as nonr porfcctlon as
human sttill can maUo It; tho safoty appliances of patent butlers, platforms
and alr-brakos; nnd that oxaotlnsr dlscipUno which .ffovoroi tho practical
operation of nit its trains. Otier specialties of this fouto aro Transforo at
nil connecting1 points In IJnlm Dopots, end the unsurpaieed comforts and
'usuries of 'ts Pnssencor Equipment.
The Fast; Kspress Trains between Chlcaoro and tho Missouri Elver aro com
poaodof well vont'lated, finely upholstered Day Coaches, Mairnlflcent Pullman
P.vlace Sloopors or the latest loslsm, and sumptuous niulner Cars, In which
olloorntely cooked raoals ait lelsvircly eaten. "Rood DlHOStlon wotting on
Annotlte. and Honlth on both." Datu-ean Chicncro nnd TTaumis Citv nnd
Atchison, aro also run th? Celobruted nocllnin? Chair Cars.
THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE,
Is the direct and favorite lino between Chioacro and Minneapolis and St Paul.
wlore connections are made in Union Denote for all points in tho Territories
nnd British Provinces. Over this routo. Past, Express Trains are run to tho
watering places, summer resorts, picturesque localities, nnd hunting end tlsli
lnsriTrjounds of Iowa and Minnesota. It is also the meet deelrabls route to tho
rich wheat fields and pas ton 1 lands of interior Dokota.
aim onoiuer jjikeuj' linu. via Beneca. and KanuaUee. Has teen openod
between Mowport News. Klclimoml. Cincinnati. Indianapolis, tnd Lafayette and
Coijnoil Bluffs. Kanaaa City. Minneapc-lts and at. Paul and Intermediate point.
Por detitlod information eeo Mapo
Tiakets.
by adurcsjlne
nn Kra pnnoipat uacw umeea
R. R. CABLE,
PrcslJent and Gtncral Hmeci Chicaao.
9
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o
o 0
o
'1757
friends and customers that he
AND SHOE STOI E
Into tha HEW BUILDING, nearly
nppoHlto his Olil Stand, and that he
Is now rccslvtrir and openlnj; up for
their loscctlon a very larifo nnd
fashionable line ol wtll-jclecti.il
Boots, Shoes,
Gaitebs,
Hats. Caps.
UMBRELLAS,.,
(uitnhle Tor
FALL AND WINTER WEAR,
AT PRICES TO SUIT
THE TIMES !
and invites you to call and examine
floods anil learn prices before pur
ch.iUns elsewhere. SATISFAC
TION In nil cafes fully, Buariilllecil
Keinember. TIII1 XKW SlUItliop
poslte the fret of
lit IV STIIIJHT,
BANK Street, LEHIGHTON.
CCOORAPHY CF THIS COUNTRY, WILL
THIS RTAr. THAT TUG
& PACIFIC RAILWAY
Molino and Itoclc Island, In Illinois;
uud Void'
.'1. 4. .... I .Ul .1 ,
States and Cenada; or
in wo
E. ST. JOHN,
Ccnc-ii Ticket emi Paisuiocr Anrnl, CrlcJ0.
o o
o "
1.7TQQ
A Christmas Symbsl.
As binls to suti-lanil wing their
way In bllthoioino lievlcs anil
with songs,so fiom theplft-lmntl,
Chrlstniasnlay, How tokens that
life's joys prolong. The rea
son's symbol, like a charm, Uh
and delight Is interlocking; and
plainest gifts the heart will warm
be tin y but found wltl.lil a stock
Ing! V Time can tl s loy tie
dearest whim; tho swcitest joy
ngo can bedim; but on life's
way all lovo to pause each year
a Jay with Santa Clans. Tho'
heads bo bowcil with weight
of years, nntl o n w a r it
crowd 1 1 f o 's sutlileiillig
cares, the nium'ry turns
at C hrlstmas-tldc In
grooves of o h 1 1 tl -hood
joys to glide.
T h o u h a n g
tho stockings
great a n tl small 1
Our chlm nny
s ii r I t o will
k n o w t h o m
all! He reads
the wish 1 ti
0 v o r y in I n tl
nntl tries tho
wUhctl-for nyo to
flntl I Ycsl llang
tho stocking young
ntnl old! Let Saint
X I c k' s lego n ils
bo rc-to 111 I Let
01 il heads
11 a y t h o
Cli r I s t in a s
1 a r t s .
w h I c h
pro ve that
naught
o a n " a g o
y o it n g
h o a r -t
s 1
There is One Thing Certain, However,
call it malaria or what you may, and It
generally comes without calling, where
ill health does exist Simmons Liver
Itcgulator will restore It.
Local Option Favored.
The following resolutions were adopt
ed at a meeting of tho K.tecutive Com
mittee of tho Temperance Association
of Friends of Philadelphia, held Xov.
L'Jird, 18S.-,:
Wiii:ih:as tho members of the Tem
perance Association of Friends of
Philadelphia, desirous that an amend
ment to the Constitution prohlbltingtho
manufacture and sale of intoxicating
drinks In tho State of Pennsylvania
shall be adopted by tho Legislature nnd
submitted to a vote of the people at the
earliest practicable day, recognize the
fact that any legislation which Is great
ly in advance of public sentiment is un
ileslr.ible,becausc incapable of execution;
therefore,
Itr.soi.vno, That we advise all friends
of prohibition and temperance in Penn
sylvania to join lunula In opposition to
the present system of indiscriminate
license for the sale of Intoxicants, and
in urging upon tho Legislature at Its
next session the passage of a good prac?
ieal local option law.
l!r.soi,vi;ii. That we believe, the re
enactment of a local option law will en
able may election districts In our State
to adopt prohibition, ami thereby great
ly improve the social, financial and mor
al condition of their population. The
Improvement which the experience of
other sections has shown to uniformly
follow tlio enforcement of prohibitory
laws bringing about a tlecreai-e of
crime, pauperism and taxation, and an
Increase of wealth, domestic happiness
and prosperity of every kind should
powerfully influence other districts to
follow In line, and thus advance the
good of all classes of people In our noble
Commonwealth.
'Voltagal" or Electricity.
Tlio Passenger Department of the
Chicago, ltoek Island ,t Pacific liallway
announce the publication of a new and
valuable work whose scope and Intent
Is beat expressed on its title page,whlch
reads as follows: "Voltagal, (Jenlus of
Klectrieity," or Xed llenson's Adven
tures antl Talk tilth ono of the (lenil.by
'A Jinn" of the I.'ock Island liotite
respectfully dedicated to the Iioys and
Girls of An.erlea hy the General Ticket
and Passenger Agent of the Chicago,
ltoek Want! & Pacific Hallway. It Is
an appropriate sequel to Watt-Stephens
no steam and its uses, which attained
such popularity a year ago. It isacaie-
fully wiltten pamphlet of SO pages, ele
gantly printed, nnd will be sent to any
applicant on receipt of 10 cents in post
age stamps. Address, K. St. Jons,
General Ticket and Passenger Agent
C, Ii. I. & P. l!y.. Chicago, 111.
A Snnnsr Ttisnoaltinn.
"A sunny temper glitls tbo edges of
me s darkest clouds;" and In this world
of vexation and sorrow such n temper Is
of IiieUl.iiible value, not only to ils
owner but to all who are within reacii
of its beams. How w oleoma is tiiu
coming of a guest who checra us by his
cheerful face, his merry laugh, his live
ly song, his rippling, genial talk, which
lifts us out of tlio reslon of morbid re
trospect, or foreboding, who by a hap
py turn of tlio conversation parries the
hasty, irritating word, and restores the
clear sky of social kindliness again.
A naturally sunny temper Is like the
sun itself, dilfuslng light ami Invlgora
tion unconsciously; but there is such a
thing as a determined cultivation of
this element of "sweetness and light"
even lu a naturally uncongenial soil,
and the steady plucking up of the
weeJs of discontent and selfishness.
Tho forcing, If need be, of tho Hps and
eyes to smile and tho tonguo and voice
to speak cheerfully and sing joyously
Mill bring its reward. Poor human na
ture covets more sunshine and responds
to Its influence, but depreciates and
avoids gloom nntl nioroscness:
"J.'iiirIi, and tlio uoilil .uuslis Willi you;
Weep, ami J on w 'cp alone.
I-'nr this sad old earth must tiorrmv Itsinlilli
It lias trouble emmgli nf Its nun."
And even material nature seems, In
its way, to recognize the presence of n
joyful spirit, and gives back an answer
of peaco ami comfort:
M.if . nml the lillls will answer;
Sli!l. It Is lost on the nil-.
Tlio echoes bcuml to a Jnjfnl sound,
nut siirinK ironi volrlns rare."
Kspecially should christians cultivate
this sumiliiecs of disposition, always re
joicing, hoping, loving and so showing
mat tney aro living happily In the light
of God.
J3'Vitli tho beglnlng of tlio now
year the Aiivocatk wants to put down
your name as a sitUjjilbcr. For a Oni:
Dot.i.Ait paper wu nivc a better and
fuller account of tliti doings of tho w eek
than any other paper In the county. t.
A J ear nt .i-ls.iu r .
HIE GREAT REGULATOR
PURELY VEGETABLE.
Aro You Bilious 7
T!it Krpihltr ntvtr till lo curt. I moit
theerfally recommend It to all who suffer from
IldioiH AttcliJ cr any Disease caused hy a dis
arranged state of the Liver.
Kansas Citr, Mo. W. U. HERNAHD.
Do You Want Good Digestion?
I luutred Intensely with Full Stomach, Head
ache, etc. A netghfior, who had taken Simmons
Liver Regulator, told me it was sure cure for
my trouble, ITie first doe I took reiieyed me
very much, and in one week' time I was as strong
and hearty as ever 1 was. it the hit mcdicint
i rt-er taohfor fh-tcn'a.
Kiciiwosn, Va. II, G. CRENSHAW.
Do You Suffer from Constipation ?
Testimony of 1 tl RAM Warnrr, Chlef.Justice of
Oa. : "I have u,ed Simmons Liter Regulator for
Constipation of my Dowels, caused by a temporary
Derangement or the Liver, for the last Ihree or
four years, and always with ilccilrj tenrfit."
Hav You Malaria?
t have had expcr.cnce with Simmons Liver Regu
lator since tf 65, and regard It as the grtattit
viciiicirte pf the timet ar tiiseatet peculiar to
malarial retfont. So good a medicine deserves
universal commendation.
l'.av. M. B. WHARTON.
Cor. Sec'y Southern Itaptist '1 hcologlcai Sciainary.
THEI1E IS BUT ONE SIMMONS
tt3r
LIVER REGULATOR I
Sec that you gt the Ronulnc. with ihe red Z
on front cT rapper, prepared only by
J. H.ZEILIN & CO.,
solb raoraiaroas, riUUDLl'HIA, PA.
REMOVAL!
JJr. C. T. Horn,
nespcctfulty announces In lili ouitomen anS
tho peoplo Konernlly that lie has removed hll
DliUG STUKE from Leuckvl's Uulldlng to
his new (tore room opposite tho Public Square
Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa.,
where ho win be pleased to ricelre frlendl
and tho public, and supply them with
Pure Drugs & Medicines,
Fancy and Toilet Articles,
Lamps and Lamp Fixtures,
Stationery & Choice Cigars.
together with a fine lino or latest designs in
Wall Paper
AND
DecorationS,
nt Lowest Prlcer. Persons ran alo obtain
IjjoMlnsec and Spcctaclcr, properly ad
iuftetl to (heir slulil al reasonable pricta.
Proscriptions compounded Tfllh-caro day
or night.
Remember, Til 11 CENTRA I. DRUG Store,
Feb. '.. 1 fin. tl, t. HORN.
Central Carriage Works
liauk St., IiCliigliton, Pa.,
Aro prepared to .Manufacture
Carriages, Uuggics, Sleighs,
Spring Wagon, &c.,
uf every description, tn tho tnott substantial
manner, and at Lowest Cash Prices
Itepalrlng Promptly Attended 'o
TISEXLKK & KREIDLKR,
April 2S, 1882 yt Proprietors.
WM. DUFFY & SOU,
of East Mauch Chunk,
are prepared In do afl kinds of
Plastering & Ornamental fort,
at shortest notiee. Orders bv mail will r
ceivo prompt attention. Teiins nindrrale
or gnmlwuik. seulitf
MANHOOD
Restored, A tentlnnan havlnir Inncrsnttr
contracted tlio habit ot self abuse In his
youth, and in cnnicqurnca sullered all Ilia
horror of Sexual Incapacity, Lost Man
hood, Physical Pceay, Genera! Prostration,
oto , will, out of sympathy for his fellow
sufferer, mall freo Iho recipe by which he
was finally furc.l. Address Ineonfldenee
J. W. l'lNKUY, Cedar St., Mew york.
dcc.SMy
M.nnro money than at anything else by
Inking an agency lor the best selling
book out llrglnners succeed grand
ly. None lull. Ti rin tree. Hallktt ll.-iK
Co., Portland, Maine. deo'W-lr
No Patf nt No Pay.
PATENTS
obtained for Inventors in the United States
Canada and Kurope, at reduced rates. With
our principal office located In Washington,
dlruetly opposite the United States Patent
Ulnee, wo are able to attend to all patent
business with greater promptness ami da
(patch and at less east than ether palest at
tornevs who are at n distance from Wash,
'ngton, and who have, therefore, to employ
"associate attorneys." We make preliminary
examination and turnish opinions as to ra.
tentabllliy, Iree of charge, ami all who are
Interested in new Inventions and ratenls are
Invited to rend for a copy ol our "fluids for
obtaining Patents," wlileh Is sent free to
any address, and contains complete Inslrne.
lions how lo obtain patents and other valua
ble tnntter. We refer to tha Oerman.Amr
lean National Hank Washington, 1), O. t the
Royal Swedish. Norwegian anil Danish Leg
Hons, at Washington t Hon. Jos. t'a.ey, late
tlhlel .luitlce U. S. Court of Ulatust to the
Oineials or tho U. S Patent Offlto, and lo
Senators anil Members or Uoogress from
every Slato.
Aifdre,: J.OIUH HAOOKRfc CO., So
licltors or Patents and Attorneysstl.aw 1..
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MERCHANTS 3?A,d.",,ff..;
iiKivMuvtiiKi, una u. new kouus, 10
llspenslbleto all f i mil lea. will address tor
roll particulars. HEALTH FOOD (Joairaar
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deeply
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wn will mail you fiee a
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start aloiuc STiNSON X CO, P.irisn,t,
M i. nor ;i Is'-J,
jm win