9M
J?
fy ra ar&ccrrar, miscellaneous.
25 YEARS
IN USE.,
, TwLL..j:'jir;i'ivJf,';-. n, ,
rTSYWIPTOlYlS OF A
Loin ofnpjictlte, Uuvr'cts cbali-vo, Pain la
part.
IfeladolFalla
'Inclination to
llboii; Vats BorotQtuo.cilo.4aclio
"cxcrtlopoF lud'nr mfad, oft It iyfter (t Is obtained Is prcttyj-oughw .hiv-UKa t!(- mil....-. fw. rViXWUh--
. SfcfTer.lho,Habt ertyiJUc-(ia3a-, "MilfTWiWi
lllifltt dreams, nii:UIycolorerUrlnc,ag6) r
. ilpiCONSTIPSTtON; VvK
(TOiWKrnvcascs.iono unao cucci; r.i
BftnanouesllnciittOJtktvnii
nimw
.Stir&anf ttrtrltmef If elltndr&iilft
body tr Take oil Flcsli.tum tho surer
'An
hed
i
xtourianea
in. uiciii
I'ilMlltr.
irol
raanfl,lltniVarSibolira
1 jrjTltirrnv ?rt.ri, I tJiv-.ivij hiuiuichi uia mil ut-a .ii
TdTlIi?ora,l,liiwiVtP,l''f,,'l'er a ttiostvaluablo remci'y.
'''BbHIIb Bla& f 1 also-MAsal atftrrli, with 1rupxniic
o.iynr1tt.mr-1ivii'iiiirlo htiollw.llon of '
uiuiuuiK URiimnbiwui n i .eu ivn
UitDTJ4"ltilraparloii!itoral color.acts .
. InstanttrnfonMy. sow by Druggists, or.,,
jOPno(j,44.r.,Jurroy.6t., Mow Yor!-
OMR
rftrauU UFoStr to w re.-nritea it mr mfm it rif
theTnrM:iinJ pi.'ra trpblo rJ:uiU DK moucj-. tin
mr w P- roily
P1NB0W RUPTURE RSbW&
PrenM forcou, Sou.l fo'r circular l!b tettl.
rocKUals Ij-upx nrnieful tulTorr.ri ciiiM ttihiiu.
ft !??. tf,rl!;lu,'nt''''lW'-t,lclUlidtJluTrloiU
n-',.t.t.;to 02O J.bcust Bt, Bt D-juh.M .
mi
,U til WritM tlutlr.r.'.r.t nlrln.
wttwi iittiu.m in rivrmiisil remit J our fnttialtr.
Co
Co&tiuUaUoirtifl &nd LuvltQd.
ru.ro.
'ftlo cut ttows ths
Howard Jilectric
TJiinctic Shield
aa Annlicd nrfir thfl K lit.
ijBiiiiti Ncrvo-vltal
cimcrf. -jne only p.
pllar.ee rrcno that
lis erfry part of
tli Imilj-, tiMt the
only niie m cded to
n.imt;LY cuue
KlttiiL'yDlM'aho
ir. li o u inulli-ru,
Jly. i i a I u v
the vniit cn?c8 of
Scmtiuil WciiU-
ll!!l, i:llllllh-
(Inn, Imrolru-
til
:i T&fatS tfib. "25, !-.
Nerveiie and Vigor
YOUNO MEV. from finy liidl-crctlon. lack
nerve forco nivi fall to uula fctrir.t!:.
MIDnLr. ARK!) MK'tAfl.'iilacvlEnr.nUrlbot
Injtt to tliouoi-roim vf Jr.
Tim JIOTIir.;:,V"!lt,f' t M.i:),sii!I.T;i-frnra
Vcnmlo WUn , "NV-.tiiiis Heb'.hty and othtr ail
ments, will flij.1 It tin c.il cure.
Tn oneUAd. ill'wi ,iy that tha SblslJ dTcs a nat
ural Aid in a iwtiiTI -ray. , f y
wituou'1' imriK.ixci tub sToii.cn.
Tnrranm,l io Vjar, a:id lo bct
aviiil.iiico ii;:ic.
M:MtatiiruniibU.l,TIII!ni3 TWKi OT MBK.
alVu-l'mnf.Wvt r J.inliiu'.quijr, rcutonroccintcf
Amorican Galvanic Co.,
OFFIOESiiiott
U-Vitimt St., rillln.
ISLAWE) OOSViE
Stock' Farm,
Crooso lie, V.'yno Co., Mich.
BAVAUE & l-AllgM, X'acntiEiOB3.
xstr'
mm
mm
All s'l 'r "t
s'lan end drma
of es'.aln'l-l r,
Kreaol aai Aki
ir&tsuM in tue
U us-llUsUfi; fiXJ' in t. 'r-rn
no: fiinUar n - - r . r . r ff
6i Crnovi !!,...- - - , . ,f -rir.y
j-Ti to tha I JV! , . --- (, . . mjt.
Address.- Savai. t i: rSTH- .T . f. ti.
& Hamlin
lasoi
oacAN
u 1 1 1 u h ft utt
wyiM. i.um r
O. I'n, Ma, I.Ml
Of Rente l.Cit
tnd JunUUtj.
ORGAN MDf-IMO CO.
t54TicmjntSt..Bo?to'njDE,14tliSt (UnloaJQ...
ft. T. MBmOlin tmwto.
ii to.
BANK ST R RET, Leb.iggton,',a., W
Mour aiioFeed.
11 Kiadiol ", iiai:
BOVCRTicd SOLD
RFX!
uOs lnitira enrciti
K i!i Jdtlirn.rr.aitd-io tU
r.rfi .1V.A.. ir..
tfI"UKICH.V.J
.cZ.il '
h- s-vx vTVs-nH I ,t'(it..'w-'
111 a fl pellln
13 H I ''wmlrrn"
If? n I SKin. K.
mJVi H I nrkl,U fe.
ft
We raa j
e- ) i' alffVn
tv tucnjrn)
Th
How-nlcc I then w ouldfacjl
A stonobrnlso oivmyhecl.
A. foclpe'In n journal -ilevotorKVo
r I .nlJ,,,, .oil. I l l ernwtpr-1
,..a, ....... .. . J"s"ii
' appears mat foi elgutcm hunnwa
" 6'rhl nnd going out of It w
vliboutknow -
IhgliSw to cat an Oyster. Mahy pcpp)piK'rjl'Tii iNijz-tf-e-pnliitvrt.V.;e -nf lits
. nro .vneried Vnntp bmc rt -irt. fl'liv..I Inerllctna Vllcd7Fiviirle 'lleniedv" III
PJnttcaLtas.ttS.lIio anylltiHS.lIsc.forctokmf:. TmTVt)uWi..ii....'-j.Hjr.H4n.AiiVa'
'SV.IK'tcnlrAo.oii.tUc Wo. of Man.
forlfij
Wiavp bt-en -deaf In ono ear
.tianp.nr.. iiav na. .en -.iv uream
.Vi.. " .. .7 " i J.ii i
i i n i . i ii
my eye?, nicn irouoics 'aiso laiera-
tircly tUssappeared. V. B,
tircly tllssappeareJ. D. ft, Yates, Up
licriiiisic, lirooma (JOi.-w. Y.
TlMltttjt plccoof rmtic lartnris
cncountcrcil by out of town corrcspfen.
Jcnls is tint of a man who,' belngaljsH'
Vhatancd his eye, answered: "N'ulliin;
I chal lt cor.J-can sc welj enough wtli
one.' Sp'nictluir.s I sliut One, some 'iocs
t'o'-litr' ' '
When young laJlrs .wUh to be bu.s
gsi they say they Uavp. the comet cough,
and they sink Into a c.orui'.oie state,.
Debasing the currencj Trailing It;
ofj jfo; a'drnnk, !
JItart Disease Is supposed to be pure
ly a nervous disease, and yet intelllgelit
physicians admit that about half the
fatal cases of heart dlscaso rosult fiom
Ion; continued abuso of the stomach,
and digestive organs, by. liquor and to
b.iccp, which weaken and destroy tba
nervous system and produce ovcr-oxclt'e-inent,
causing death. Vinegar Dltters
Is a sure corrective of such disorders.
Littlo Lottie to her friend "I haye
so many cares Yesterday a little baby
sister arrived, and papa is out of town.
It was but a piece of luck that mamma
was at home to take care of it.'1
Woman tempted man to cat, but he
took to drink himself.
A mirror is the only tolerablo ro
Uectioa upon tho bsauty of women.
A Pure and Iteliablo Medicine. A
compound Iluid extract of roots, leaves,
barks and berries Is Burdock Hlood Hit
ters. They cure all diseases of the
blood, liver and kidneys.
There is ahnoit no man I ut sees
clearer and shar er the vices iu a speak
er than the virtues.
Learn to say no. If) necessity of
suapptns It out dug fashion, but say it
llrmly and respectfully.
When a man is doublo.l u- with
piln, would you call him twins.
rurify your blood, tour) up tho system.
and regulate tho digestive organs by
taking Hood's Sarsnparilla. Sold by all
Iruggists.
This year's peanut crop In Xorth
Carolina is the biggest for many years.
Lovers and burglars have tome
things in common, 'i 1 ey both laugh at
lnck-tmltlm, and they both have a good
deal of cupidity about them.
Tho liver pad loses its charms for a
man who Is "all heart."
Flits! Piles!! Piles!!!
Suro cure for blind, bleedini nntl
itching piles. One box has cured the
wor.st case of 0 years standing. No one
need hUlti-rUve minutes after using
llllarrrgyndlari,rile Ointment. Itnb-
soriywtnorgallays Itching of the prl
vate"prtS;JfliJthln3 else. Sold by drug
sUts and milled on receipt of price, SI.
William's Mfg. Co.. Pron's., Cleveland,
O. Sold at Thomas' drug store.
Thirty American girls arc teaching
school in tho Argentine republic.
Thero are 450 pianos in a town in
Ohio, and the other residents don't
know whether to increase tho police
forco or build u lunatic asylum.
It is not always the meanest man
In the vjorld who Is tho richest.
To Young Ladur.
If vour life is made a burden owlntr to
blackheads, pimples and other eruptions
on the faco marring your bcauly and
causing so much chagrin, it Is no longer
necessary to endure it. Dr. Flagg't
I'umlly Ointment will certainly remove
all such blemishes and leave your skin
soft, smooth and beautiful, fiold by all
druggUM tml mailed on receipt of price,
20c. Wldlams Mfc. Co.. l'ron's..
Clc eland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug
itorc.
-The cars of a mm are happily lo
cated, slnco thero is a good deal to be
said on both sides.
The Esquimaux ought to be a good
classical scholar he Is very fond of old
grease.
It is bean'.y's privilege to kill time,
and times privilege to kill beauty.
'When In tfce Wrong Channel
The bile wreaks greiious injury. Head
aches, constipation, pain in tho liver
and stomach, Jaundice, nausea ensue
A few doses of Hostetter's Stomach
Hitters will reform tneso evils and pre
vent further Injury. It Is a pleasant
anarient, Us action upon the bowels be
ing unaccompanied by griping. The
liver is both regulated and stimulated
by it, and as It Is very impolitic to dls
rcsartl disorder of that organ, which
through neglect may culminate In
danieious congestion and henaticab
scess, the Ultters -should be resorted to
at an early stage. Failure to do this
renders a contest with the maladv more
protr,ieie.iv, fever and ague, rlieuma-
l sin. Ki incy and bladder t roubles, ar.'
remedied by this linn medicine, and the
incrcaslng"lriflrmatles of age mitigated
uy ii. it may no aito used in conva es.
cencc wlfh'a Wantage, as It hastens the
restoration oi visor.
It will tako th -cc months and i2,
003 to mount Jumbo.
The noblest part of tverytrue life
is to learn to undo what has been wrong
ly done.
Wives should always bit up for their
husbands, Instead of getting heir ser
vajjt's to da so,. It "makes two hours
dltfercnce firtheir' arriral."-'"
Bv.accldent a man.swullaivi innlinn
How frightened he is. How ihe. bnme
antidotes are sent down after It: and In
... . ' "
what glowing terms the meMeneer
hurries along the doctor. Yet hosts of
excellent people are slowly dvnig of
kuku.iuuj iiBiiienia in tneir niooJ. llie
Mmi wartucu, nnu eu tana oi its
jwii uui,ciauiiu mis lactr m
n vnn ,.111 1, .I.J . , ..... . I
....... j u .-.whu vuicj) liter
complaint.
i hiin,,i. -nt .
-I an aiitiinin lddlit.
...m.. u t Miiiuaiii .. .. 1 1 1.-r i ,
.m.iiiiuu 93-9 tun oiiir way
to prevent steaiuha-it evnlnlnn U
I "make eng'ineem bile their v, attr on
shore. "
eii-a to): to inomns:, navo,uecn ircaww oy
MMUIM -BflHMOHrRM0feUMW;
KliaeY, Complaints Anions Both Sexes nd
,.. Al 03 Brilliant Becovejy.
JtlWJen 11 Kltlyoy ui,ense.iitnnnE me
A"'4 '. )."'T"V . "i"U' ' I'.".'-
vMrf Many Tntnea nrtnlinr tn-Pertltn
tntvi.in. liidirad-VMnTlbBertvalenhraa
t,,;
whnmy u liliiitv. 'lj is'fnjiii inlriil' ll)lift
in'tmVn ffdd.itnfiiV4ilfi'Viiiift''lii1lhif Riii
ITVil !(t'iiu fiUiV ('r;t;iiiii.in.llii! I
w.
tiier
Dr David icancj. jlo.i'.rfauti Jfr.l'; V
IH i r ktlB!" Pnr Inn ifflral Imil brcn.Af
'V!iwHK'Wln'?y"-iileiiii'lil ft' m",t'm!
cfll f..rni, ' WVt'l,'unVri"il mini .fcn'lil'l In
;lhi iitiufrjiiDliitp, f"f li'r.ona o,") iiri.Tiile
l tennhni tif'niy .iihytieianrailirrti ninny
iljll'i'mit Klndl nf lrrfiiiinl, Hiiii.'opHt
"S2''ffl "S "w"'J "iW tn And niymll
uMrr uii'd wumi lhaii cjer. i nmv iny.tiul
l1ieii 15 'lintllfs bf 'V'r',1rll'ri widnljr
ml verllieil iia a nimifi(t Jiir thlt 14-vcitA fur
fli'KJtW"n-,"d I"'!'"! i- fiillrrlv iifrIi-m
at Iran in" mv cute Y.iur 'lFAVOI!ITE
lil'.M Fin "l mv It u illi n i,nrlii't rri-nl.
lirlmn cf It'll that wa dune fur mo Jip-Mes
- ,ii Ihb ml v thin? In,"1 id inn l lie MiplU
(.irg...M, iind I hiii liMipytii mlinil lh fj
linvo'inp irnmhinl rrlil. T hnvo rerdni
ni.n.lrd "KA VOHITE RUM EOV" ninny
jii'iiple ir kidnpy rifci'Hn, &tnl thpv Mil
W'tllt-i, ilh tile. In invinc thHt OR M'VIf)
KKNNF.DY'a FAVOlllTB REMKOY Iih.
tint its ,) iihl ri the vidi.wnrlil nir fhii ifin
Irpjutni; and lt limes htnl iMinplmnt.- UJe
this li'tterai vnirdeein liesi f.ir tlio Imnetit
iif nlliofe. YnuiSi An., Lyman Crawford.
' '.$1
13 WEEKS,
The TOIiIfiE GAZETTE will he mllri.
serurele wrsi.ped.-ln "nv address in Un
united Stales lurthrco mnnllisnn receipt nt
OITE DOLLAR.
Liberal. discount allowed l tiMdmnsters
nccnta and rluhs Haniile cimucb mailed
free. Address all orders to
HtCllAUD K. FOX,
raKsua SccAar, N. Y.
Nfay 30, 1835 ly
A Lecture to Young
On Tho Loss of
A Iclnre en tlic nature, Iri'Mlmeiii Mid
radlel euro nf SnniinHl Weakness, nr fft'r
.tiHt'irrliuin, induced liv 8idf Abuse, n
voluntary Emi'sii.n. Iniiwdencr. Nervuni-
Debility. Mid Iinnednnenta tn Marriaui
generally; 0nmiiiitim, Eileiy and Fib;
.Mental iin.t rnvHici inciipncitv, Ac. liv
llOllEttTJ rUI.VEKWEMi, M. I).
The itmld reiinwt.ed aullmr. In this ad
miriinle lecture, clenrly proves Irnm lu
nwii exiwrinice llnit lliciiwliil cniii'(iiienrei.
nl Self AbvM' nmv bo effectually reninveii
withmit Hancerniis sursuai operation
bnNgies, inetriinieiita. ringi nr cornlal;
poiniini; nut n nmde id cure at nticn cerlnln
and trectnal, bv which every siiflerer, ii"1
matter what bis rnndlttmi mav be. inai
ctirn himself cheaply, privately nnd mil I
laiiv.
J!l-Thls ledum will nrnvo a bo.m b
Itinuniindi arid Ihnnsind.
Sent under seal, in u plain envelipe. !
any intilp t, on receipt nt four eeuts, nr twi
imstage B'Hntps. Ad''res8
Tho CUI.YKUWKM, 5.i:If!Al, CO.,
41 Ann St., Mitr ioi I;, X. V.
t'ost OIHca dux, -150.
Fur Ktivfd Design' and Must Fashionable
Ktvl-enf
DRESS GOODS,
DRY GOODS,
GROCERIES,
PROVISIONS,
SILVERWARE. &c, &c.
GO TO
E. H. SNYDER,
Bank Street, Lehiffhton.
Gooils uuumiiteHtl tuirt rirt'B a Jnw as else'
nheru for Lheeamo quality of good I.
July 18, 18H5 Iv
TEACHERS;
3Iiko CO to 4150 nr month
felllntrour iTADAim Hooks
. IftHLEfl. MeiulV WQlli I
prltiK nuil Mitniutr Atldreu J. U. .Mo
uuudv s. Co., Ptilladcliliia.
TAT ATXT'TTl'n 11 "present a tlve of
VV XXiri XJiy KOKl uudirM to Uvel
A rn .O'rVTr'P! tlirouith t'arl-on eoun
WnBKf TDK hPITIM. f'l.AfiBKP OP n'HIM'8-
Nkm AND MtrHAMCft whu urnlrrrlaiitl anrf
tifcl them, ulvlnir their on) erf at eight:
prontfl liberal, rary ninl quick; rnn rcter t
jcfiucmiii rieitniiii a-a 10 w u itgck who ht
iilfnietl with the wrk; only 410 cAplinlro
fiuirpOi wrlie for particular If you mean bual.
un; k!v aue, truMo or (irevloui uiily-
inrin it mi rf lerrnrci rninser. i ailistr a
t;uM yunctiruiu -We.. rw o rk.
DROP IN AT Til E
Carbon Advocate
OFFICE FOB
Cheap Printing !
ffit.KEnVUUErjIUI.UTl
-it IKMSBTnd tinmeron
aituiiCuroaiwa'K tti.
JLoa ireo 1 net at men. a,'
fTon(!.fi.l Inrti mi' 'on
I VCYA ev
' overtrain woru. AtoI
1 ia l-mn jrn 01 nntl"
Vd 71 !
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AitAoicALcuraironu
liERVOTJS
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If iinr . ityrhitriAa
r?ajl3 WCi1233J
flrVTTriAT.
Jt.sntj tfii ii, uriAu-3
j.alacr Lie- iwiviercfl.a
9uyr vi 7 csni
Focndc-J 1
j nyc!psr Ml-JdJcS
3plci. By dlutlcppacaU:n
ncdlcil rrinct-
ioa uisn,
, i
l(a 1.1 swt oiauci
if a.a It,
ID! CO, I, mi,
i.v. t,..b..
i Ans 0YUS:tH!4.ti
, r.ict'tANoOAsss.
tntEATiuirr?
jm.nr .nitfn 11 rr.toni.
LVff.'Il'h'hU'.T
r . . . n
iwsUtMireirimbsrjirkl
iioi..'. -n!;J
a.w i . . l . .
,1 1 ii u- svit i rircwwcB uwti
Sc2KiKlJ
IMgRianEiVlEpii'CO.. H'roCHtltrra the more the gun Is handled and rubbed,
iir.soniJi HtB. rinra.MO. i ..... . . '
r?HTURo fEi5soNB!rio(irTruB.T, tlie Drlgmer tlie poiijti win become.
W&a&Ph1K4mSg R. NT-wtov In Am. AVHtlturM
The Corn-Flower ln.tho OardJn
; j. It la rather sJughlarVJih t the ,v ,'fy.
ruiuioroiisdTopdjKo-lla.vi.TecclTcd .frdrn!
..Eurppoj c?p8cia.lly':frt5rh.Eilgland,' Ithat
ttvp1 pi thoiitpmiiionet, Avecds of, the
gr,)in .fleld'Shouhl not have, been1 citab
lislio'dt'lier'c tLe Corn-Dower fand tL'o
C9rii Poppy., I3otb,.ulalnts,a,wj 'annuals,
and jt iriayn,boJlialthej'njilnrovepfed
frprrj.ppearJDg aa, weeds, becauso the
seeds t;anfib't rtWfri Ibclf yifalily In the
severe, coijj. oi ojir inters., iq iiavp
jefefi-'cijo niany. coarsc arid unsightly
weeds 'from Europe, 'It settm- a pity
that wo are1 deprived' of tho re'ally beau-
,:uie vorn-uowor; .is ircquciuijn culti
vated In- gardens, -especially fh'tliotoun
,tryt often undfr tlio nanjoiDf BachcTor'sH
, , J , . r . , t
iniuons, a uamc aiso ,-ippiicii to sijveroi
other-flowers.. lieSldes.CornflawcranH
Ulue-bottle, lhol1ant'is called In vEng.
land Illud-blaw- apd Httrt -sickle,, the
latter name from a uotlon'that jn reap-
Inc. lt turns the edec of tho sickle.. -The
plaht is closely rclatcX to flip''hlstlcsv
The head has an outer row of i cry large
uorcts, wuicii are ,of ono or tho moit
beautiful bliadcs of bluo to be" fdtind in
any flower.. 'GuHlvatluli has produced
pu'rplliihi while, itnd other varieties,
none of which equal the original Ip
beauty. This Is said to bo the favorite.
flower of the Lmporer WUlfam;.ivhcrcln
he. shows excellent taste, so far as color
Is concerned. An old legend says, that
a' youth, 'named Cyah'us, was very fond
of flowers, arjd, would pass days in tho
.fields, making .garlands. Ono- day he
was found dead In a field, itnd instead of
burying- him, or- even cremating his
body, tho Goddess Flora .transformed
him Into a Corn-flower, .which, was i
good and handsome thing foi- the, God
dess to do'. Du. G. Tucudek .In -til??;
iyrfcuMuritr.
A Remarkable Fscapo.
Mrs. Mary A. Dailey, of Tltnkhan-
nock, Pa., was afflicted for six years
with Asthma and Bronchitis, during
which time tho host physicians could
give no relief. Her life "was despaired
of, until in last October sho procured a
bottle of Dr. King's New Discovery,'
when Imincdiat-o relief was felt, and by
continuing its use for a short time she
was completely cured, gaining In flesh
60 lbs. in a few months.
Free trial bottles of this certain cure
of all throat and lung diseases at T. D.
Thomas' drug store. Largo size $1.
Soils and Seasons iffeci QnalltV in Grapes.
I'erhaps no fruit varies more in .the
quality of Its fla or, as affected bv loca
tion and the season,than does the grape.
The fame variety which Is rich and
luscious In one place, is poor and taste
less In another. Tho Concord is a fine
giape In southern Jiew Jersey, but
inferior in the northern part of the
state; it is large and rich whrn grown
on the shaly banks of the lakes of West
ern New York, mil small and Insipid on
the clay toil at the foot of some of these
lakes. On the best of soils, a marked
difference is made iu the character of
the grape by the season. A summer
rich in sunshine, and frcofrom prolong
ed rains, and periods of cloudy weather,
with a late and beautiful fall, will pro
duce grapes of a quality that is ncvor
seen in ordinary tcafons. Een the
most common varieties, attain a sweet
ness and a flavor,whlch rank them with
the better kinds. In such a year, the
Concord contains a double mouthful
one in the pulp, and cne in the skin.
The Catawba grows almost as dark as
the Isabella, and the Diana colors a
perfect purple, and loses entirely the
peculiar "catty" flavor of otherseaions.
Some approach to this perfection may
be made by aitlflcial means. If a vine
is trained agaiust tho southern sido of a
porch, and over a tin roof having reflect
ed heat, the size and quality of the fruit
will surpass that grown on the oprn
trellis. Our native varieties, grown in
a cold grapery, change their natural
characteristics. The Iona loses its sharp
and sprightly flavor, and becomee a
mild, sweet grape, much resembling .lis
foreign sisters. These facts will account
lor the varying reports that are given,
year by year, of all varieties of grapes.
Am. Aaricullurtst.
living; Monements.
On the tomb of Sir Cristophcr Wren,
architect of St. Paul's Ci.thcdral,
London, is the inscription In Latin:
"If you ask for his monumei t look
around you." The thousands and
hundreds of thousands of peonlc whom
wo ceo to-dav free from iheumatim
and kindred diseases are living monu
mcnts to the power of St. Jacobs Oil.
'lite Conqueror of I'.-tln.
Finish for n Onn Stock.
TI10 btocks of guns, as they come from
tho storcs.are generally oiled or varnish
ed. In bclectlng a gun, the quality
being the ame, chooso tho oiled stock;
to finish it to that the water will not
affect It, and any scratch can bo quickly
remedied, take one quarter pint of boiled
linseed oil, a piece of yellow tyeeswax,
about au inch square, or Its equivalent
In size, and if handy, add a teaspoonful
of copal at num. heal all together In a
tin or earthen dish, placed on the back
of the. Hove, st'irlng frequently, until
the wax is all melted. Hub the stock
down smooth, with very fine 10 or 00)
sand paper, or emery paper, being care
ful not to touch the locks, or metal part
of the gun the least particle, as it will
show every time; then apply the above
mixture warm, with a cloth or piece of
sponge, tubbing It In well and thorough
ly; it will'not harm the gun If Jt gets on
the mountings, as It will all rub off.
Stand It away for at least twenty-four
hours. Then take a piece of woolen,
an old stocking lee. or the like, and rub
tho stock well and thoroughly, cleaning'
nn.. I1..I r..n.. ml.. I., .t, 1 1. I
..,..,, ...w...u.,,Com.u ... ,.,u ium.
Ing w I ih a piece of toft pine or basswood
splinters; then apply another coat of the
Ilulsh, warm or hot as before, and after
1 . i, .
1 aiuiiLiiiitr scain. nin 1 1 Willi inn
rub down with the
woolen ruif. 1 hree or four eoatlnffK
thus itimlietl. and rubbed In. will trite
.... ....i .. ...... . . ...
iiim t fw w rt iiiiuii ii fir win nrim situ tin.
tin. truk 1 ilnUl, ilnt win iiein,.,n ,i.
tlie stocK a linuii mat will bring out tlio
grain, till up the pore, of the wood, and
i
oten Suits On v m
H. H. PETERS'
Anneuncea'tn hfaeitHnmera end llin Hlljii pener'Hy
-that lie is "ON DECK" with imp nf l!8 Lancet olid
iit-fl Fashlvjalilo Stm-RI nf ' ' . ' 1,.
lall and
CLOTHS,.; CSSSlMEReS. SUIT"
liNCS, AND OVERCOATINCS-,
.er bef.irn ahuien In tlyS B'ettiiti.'liliii AtiriAV,-1";-, h'a
.f lefy cmpelitilm. K"ne but
. 1. .wnpinved.ftencadlie nest worltieanship andFit iiiaj-
' t anl.eeil In ryrry.raae; - Als, ittrlnitid n'tu'fl'kiid Kaslilnnsbtr lnr
OENTS' FtiimiSlIING GOODS
ef nonest slylre, i n c 1 14 1 1 1 y C
..Collars, Cuffs, Neck-Ties,
fje lure yen call and examine u'nmis
H. PETERS, Tlie Tailor,
rXCIIANGE
:B.ank Street,
April tvm r
. " o o . .
... '- 0 "
; -BS: ID I . T U m ffi'S
t Copied nnd enlarged in all 6izes from card to life size, viz :
OiL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS,
.Pastels, Crayon, India Ink and Photographs,
o o
o
Ul work 'guaranteed or no pay. All we ask is a trial. Give
- " us a call and be convinced.
No. 105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa. ,
Franklin Santee, Manager,
J. S. KREIDLER, AGT.
Orders left at
attention.
the
dvocate
LEWIS
respectfully informs his many
has removed his BOOT
-lias? --sg.rrJ?r-Sie
LEWIS WEISS,
Arup , ISSS-ly
WHO 13 UNACQUAIfJT D WITH TM5
OEB QY EXAMIMINO
tr sea-. ijsiQ)
l!5Hci'ioly;lWn'-J' ..ii1) fctitiwater 37 ,1 JStT BmJ
f . . . JBbWA
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY
Byre
V03'
ro-n-ia of in ca it-al pasitlon und closo rel t!on to rll rrlnclpel linos rcet rnd
it. -.t lnltnl ana tirin'n 1 D'
nontal linli to that oyntotn ort
tb.rouT'1
tQtoate.ivelnud trafllo botwooT cities
ia nlQo tbo favorlto nnd b03t rout ta
eautboist. ond corrconondlnjr points w
, iv.,.- Innra ?lft rv VTciln-i InrllHnnlii
Audubon, Uarlan, Gutlirl-j Centra
Trenton, Camoron nnd uanaaa tiity. in
In Kinaio; Albort Usi, Mlnnoapohs nnd
UaCOul, Quit nunurousu, lUKriuwuiu
THE GREAT
ROCK
Guarantp'S tu patrono llat ecneo or
bo or ;
mooth
thorotL"
.L7IUV D-uSbeu rutuouui duiiww
llv bultt culverts vAnd uri-liro; :
n httlll om make it: tho safely up
ptantlal!
lnmnn
nnd rUr-bralcoei:'nnd tlio oraotlnj
rinnrAtlnn of nil ita trains. Otior e
?xaouaj ujbmui
Otior ppccloftli
nil connactlu? nolnta In Union Depots,
Iii.ii.I... nf Tn . ,ann IlVitilnmof
Tlio Past Express Tt-alnaiTiotvpen
noasdor
SraPJfv'S
AnnHf. nnrl llft-,lf!i tin Vlflth."
vrA,i,n' nrVrniSS ,-.Vn tho riilnhmt,rt
THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE.
Ia tho direct and fivoHte lino between
whniM connseuonn nro inad t In Union
1 trad British Provinces. Over this route.
nn.A-iH..
piacw. Bummer resorw. picruroKiufl tocautii), iuiuiiuuuuuuii
ia at Iowa nnd Mnnesota. It ia also tho mt Pt dctlmblo route to tho
in.
tna irrounda or Iowa nnd
rlca i hoat flolda end pat
Btill mother D'HECV
aotor 1 lands of
LINE, via
botwoan i .owport Nowo. oicrnnona. uncinniu. uiuianupouii, i uu wtoouuiiiu
oouno.l Bluftfeltonaas Citv.Mln ennolia und St. Paul tad intorrnodluto poi.nte
Vif.-ronA-i lliv
cvi. ri.t.-.itA'i infhrmnnnn . .i Mnrvi
Tlolteta. nt nil principal Tickot OfflCfo
by bdtlrcsjinr;
R. R. CABLE,
Psldnl tn r,ner- Msnagtf, Chi'ijo.
.nl.
- Winter
.lUnulaetOred .
ih bet nf wnrKnr-u iiK. I
Hose,. &c, . &c-
and prices before going elsewhere.
1 tu
nUi'EL, liUlLDING,
L.ehighton, Penh'a,
o o
o
Ofitgk will receive prompt
PcbSS-Iyr
WEISS
friends and customers that he
AND SHOE STOI B
Into Iho NEW BUIIDINO. nenrtj
opposite his Old Siand, nnd that he
Is now reoejvirtf and opening tip fur
their Instcctl.in a my large and
fashionable llnool rrnll-telccted
Boots, Shoes,
Gaiters,
Hats. Caps,
UMBRELLAS.&C.,
inltable for
FALL AMD WINTER WEAR.
AT PRICES TO SUIT
THE TIMES!
and (utltes you tn call and eiaralne
floods and learn prices before pur
chislnt elsewhere. SATISK ('
TltlN In all cafes fully Kn,ir.inlecd
rtemomber. THE NK1V SlUKEoii-
poslto t lie riot of
lit . ri!rr'
BAM Street, LEHIGHTOH.
CCOOrtAPHV CF THIS CCUHTRY, WIUU
THI3 VAP. THAT THE
olni.s. constltuto 1 f o rccst impoitcnt mld-ccnti-
transportation which lnvltco end facill-
of tlio Atlcntlp nna l'cc iic uo. tto. it
ind)rom polnta.Ei et.hcrthciiot nnd
ctt, orthw.eet rnaeoutnTi cet.
Wlntcrtot. AUontlc. Kiioxvlllo,
rnd .Council Dluffe. in lowo; GclUatln,
wieeouq; ief vunvrorm nnu Aiciueon,
6t Paul, In Mlnneootn; Wntortown la
uuva. vw , ...hsv-m uh uu.w.w.
ISLAND ROUTE
personal cccuricy nuorawr Dy n eoaa,
ika of c ontlmirjua. Eteol roll : sub.
miitnir ntr.rlc p.a near norfect.nn rut
' cppllnncea or pctcnt Duners. piauorma
UlEoIplino which rfovoroj U10 practical
lea
nf tbli, fotito bto Trnnfifera At
tu.d
too unsurpassed comforts and
Oilcngo r.nd tho IHsepuri-rtiver ore corn
Jiotwoon Chlcnrro end lXcxeaa City and
rtrilinln-r Chhlr Cart.'
Caioatro nnd Minneapolis and Bt Paul.
Donoto for ull DPlnM In tho 'Xcrntortc-a
Fast ISxnreaa Trcln3 cro run to trio
Interior IJrhota.
Beneca und Kankakee, hoa teen opened
nnd Knlnnrs. obtainnblo na well ita
in tho United States end Ccncda; or
E. ST. JOHN,
OtM-sl Ticket sn'' resitnsy AltM, Ch.k.je.
rTBiira
e as a Waltzer.
TUB I.AItASIIi: HUMOntST EJfCOl'NTHltB
LflLU lltjllHl' jf THE MAZV llANCK.
Very fcoon now I shall bo strong
enough on my cyclonic leg to resume
my lessons In waltzing. It Is needless
lo say lliat I look forward with treat
rilcasureto that moment. Naturjj In
tended that I should elide tn tho rnazv.
Tall, lithe, bald-hcadedr genial, limber
in tho cxtrcme,suaye,soulful j frolicsome
at times, yet dignified nntl, reserved to
ward strangers, Irrcsistablo as a toran
do when insulted by a smaller man, I
am peculiarly fitted to shine In society.
Those who'have observed, my polished
brow under a strong clectrlo light, say
they never saw a man shlno so In so
ciety as I do. j
I had just learned hbw to reel around
a'ball-room to a little' walttfrotisic when
I was blown across tho state" of Missis-,
sippl In September last, by a high wind,
and broko one of my legs which I use
In waltzing. When this accident oc
curred I had just got where I felt at
liberty to. chooso n glorious being with
starry eyes and fluffy, hair and mag
nificently moulded form to steer mo
around the rink lo the dreamy music of
Strauss. .O:o young lady with whom I
had waltzed a good deal; when sho heard
that my leg was broken began to attend
every dancing party sho could hear of,
although she had declined a good many
previous to that. I asked her how' she
could be so giddy and so gay while I was
suffering. She said she was doing It to
drown her sorrow, but her little brother
told me on the quiet that she was danc
ing while I was sick becauso she felt
perfectly safe. .
My wif.i trught me how to waltz, fiho
would teach mo on Saturday and repair
her skirts during the following week.
told her once, that I thought I was too
brainy to dance. Sho said sho hadn't
noticed that, but she thought I seemed
to run too much to legs. My wife Is not
timid in telling me anything that she
thinks will be for my good. When
make a mistake sho is perfectly frank
with mo and comes right too me and
tells tuc about it so that I won't do so
again.
A friend of mine says I haie pro
nounced a distinctly 0rI3in.1l manner of
waltiing, and that he never saw any
body with one ctceplion, who waltzed
as I did. and that was the recently de
ceased Jumbo. I could waltz more
easily if tlio rules did not require such
a constant change of position. I tm
sedentary in my nature, slow to move
about, to that It takes a lady of great
strength of purpo e ti pull mo. around
on time. I had a partner once who said
I was very easy to waltz with. She
moved about with wonderful case and a
poetic motion that made my legs stand
out at an angle of -156 when we turned
the corner. She told me to trust her.
implicitly, and that she would see that I
got around on time. My feet only
toucticd tho floor three times during the
dance and one arm has been a. Utile,
longer than tho other ever since that
time. Most of U10. other dancers left
the floor and watched us with great in
tcrcst. Finally I asked her If she didn't
want to sit down and fan herself till
could get her a glass of" water.- Sho
said she didn't feel faticued at all, aiu
then proceeded lo whirl roe around some
more. It makes me shudder yet to think'
of It. Every time that tho old bass viol
would "zzzt, zzzt, zzzt," sho scrunched
my shoulder blades together and swung
me around like a wet rag. I then asked
her if sho would not be kind enough to
t ike me homo to my parents. I looked
into her eye and begged her to remem
ber her father, lie, too, was a man.
"Ah," said I, "do not take advantage
of your great strength. Perhaps you
have a brother. 'How .would you like to
have him fall Into tho hands of a strong
woman and bo kidnapped so that you
would never, never see his dear face
again?-'
She then relented and led me to-a
s:at. I told her that, my friend who
had inlioduced us had not pronounced
her name distinctly. Might I ask her
once more, so that wc could some day
dance again? Shu smiled joyously nnd
gave me a large, stiff,, thick blue card
and left the room. It read as follows:.
Sce.
ltow. Seat-
LULU HUltST,
Hetaln this
check as It
will secure
your scat.
ADMIT OSK.
Til SalntaioiT Effects
of Simmons Liver Ilegulator upon the
nervous system, prostrated by long suf
fering with dyspepsia, constipation and
kindred diseases, is wlthoutn precedent.
Its tonic,calhartIc and alterativo effects
arc truly wonderful.
It is not the best things that Is.the
things which wo call tho best that
make men ; It Is not the pleasant things ;
It is not the calm oxpciicnces of life. It
Is life's rugged cxpcrlences.lts tempests,
Its trials. The discipline of life Is here
good and there evil, here trouble and
there joy, here rudeness and and thero
smoothness, one working with tho oth
er; and the alternations of the one and
the other, which necessitates adapta
tions, constitute a part of that educa
tion which makes a man a man, iu dis
tinction from an animal which has no
education. The succcessful man In
variably bears on his brow the marks of
the struggles which he has had to un
dergo. Two things In life are absolutely
certain death and sorrow; and these
two, about which there is no contingent
alone possess the power to surprise its.
All that is problematical we aro ready
lor, anu accept wiiuoiii, titling our eye-,
brows; but to the figure of sorrow, whoso
shadow falls athwart nu'r path a fw
days' journey ahead, and death who
waits at Its end, without clamor, since
he Is sure'of us to Iheso we say, "It
cannot be! It Is Impos'sjbllel" We
count upon the uncertain, .but the in
evitable surprises us.
When Vo call to mind the humilia
ting necessities of human nature as far
as the body Is concerned, and in our in
tellectual resolves the meanness or pal
triness of many of our motives to ac-
I tlon, we may well be surprised that a
man who his so much cause to be
humble should indulge for a moment in
rridc, , ,
A 1 it 1.1. I .... l. -
.vivcrusc whu t. ,,o a..u
largest elreulitlon of any paper In the
C "duty it will pay you. 1
THE GREAT REGULATOR
PURELY VEGETABLE.
AxoYdu'MUoiS
Thf KtgvUttr tuvtr JMi -i iir, I meat
cheerfuuv recommend it to all Vho -suffer from
Udious Attacki cr any DiKSM ciuled, by a dls-
arrangea aiair pi me uri
Kansas Cut, Mo.
w. R.
RBlVRtfA:
RD.
Do You "Want QoodiDlgostion?
I suffered Intenxly with till 'Slimatk. Htal.
rA,etc. A neigh&r, who hAd.talctR'Srmmon
Llrtr Rejulilor.'lold roe K wasl.'sliratcura for
mr troubk. The nrtt dose. I looktrebmd
very much, and in one week s time L was as stroec
and beartT ai eTtr 1 was tt'fhKUtt vrntUin
Itw tee fir Pytftftfa. .....
aicnawD, VI,-. it. u. WK&ridltAVT.
Do You Sdffer.frdm'CorlsilpatlonT
Tmimoflvof ItlBlM WAfai'hlr.litle. rj
Ga, t " I have uwed Simmons Liver RrguUu lor
uontupation n ray uoweisjcaweaDyaumpcrarj'
Deraaeemeiit of the Urer, lot the last three or
four years, and always vritk detidtd. btHtfil."
Havri You Malaria?
1 have had eitxreorewlth Simmons Liver Reu
later since tees,- and regard it Srflr malut
mttsiciHt tt ttmts tr dunusl reuiuir It
tmttlArioi rtritHt. So aood a btedlcuM deserves
universal comnendattcn.
k.v. M. B. WHARTON.
Or. Sec'y Southern Baptist Theological Seuhury.
f THERE IS BUT ONE SIMMONS
V LIVER REGULATOR!
See that voii cet tlve eenulne. witH.th red Z
00 front cf WMpixr. prepared only bt..
J. h.zeilin & CO..
sonVaor-meToas, PHILAC-EC'rUlA, TA.
Dr. C. T. Horn,
Ilespoctfally announces to his customers and
the people generally tl.at be baiteraovcd his
llKUO STORllfrora I.enok.ri linlldtng to
his new store room opposite the publlo Square
Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa.,
whom he will be pleased to rcoelre friends
and the public, and suppiy them with
Pure Drugs & Medicines,
Fancy and Toilet Articles,
Lamps and Lamp fixtures,
Stationer)' & Choice Cigars.
together with a fine Hue of Utett Jeilgni la
Wall Paper
1
AND
at Lowest Price. Persons can. also. obtain
Uye (Hunts and iSpectaclo. iproperly ad
tuned to jhelr flKhl at reasonable1! -prion,
Prescriptions compounded with earvday
or n.ght. -
Keinember, TH E OfcNTR AI. DltUtl atore,
, ... 5kSMhiei
l eb. 5. yl Dn.0.vr. HORM.
LAND"1'"'"
ipeolaltyjalfa WAR
A I) II ITl tl N A 1
F.STttAllItlKIM-IPTtlAT.
ES&nri all kinds nf LAN II SCRIPT bouir lit
an.lsubl. Larue Stock, and lltuheit Prices
paid. Do you wnm to sell or buy t If so,
write to A. A. THOMAS, Attorney at Law,
WashlDKton, Q. U. inn.S-ttc.
Central Carriage. Works
Bank St., Lchiglitou. Pa.,
Are prepared to Ittanufaotar.
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring Wagon, Sec.,
Ut every description, in the 'most substantial
manner, and at Lowest Uaali Prices
flcpnlrinff Promptly Atlendeil So
TIIEXLER & KREIDLBR
X
, April it, 1882 yl
Proprietors
WM. DUFFY & SO IT,
of East Mauch Chunk,
ar. prepared lo do all kinds of
Plastering & Ornamental Wort,
st shortest notice. Orderi by mall will r
ceivn prnmpt attention. Tetros moderate)
or goodwork. senltlf
MANHOOD
lteslorrd. A itentlrman havlna- Innccentljr
contracted the habit of self abuse In his
youth, and In ennrenurnce sunered all the
liu
Mirrors of .Sexual Incapacity. Lust
Man-
hood. Physical Decay, tleneral Prostration,
eto , will, out of sympathy for his fellow
sulferers, tuall Iree the recipe by which M
was finally cured. Address in confidence
J. P1NKE V, it Cedar St., New York,
dee.lriy
WIN;
innre money tlinn at anything- elae by
laklnu: an acenov for the best sellliia
book nnt tlrxlnnert sueeeeil rrand.
ly. None Ull. Term free. IIalutt IIouk
ijo., rortuuj. Elaine. ucezo-iy
No Patent No Pay.
PATENTS
obtained far Inventors in tbe United States
Canada and Europe, at reduced rates, 'with
oar principal 0 trice located in Washington,
directly opposite the United States Patent
Office, wo are able tq attend to .11 patent
business wllb greater promptness and de
snatch and at less eost than ether patent at
torneri who are at a distance from Wash
ington, and wbo hate, therefore, to employ
' associate attorneys." We make preliminary
ezamtnatlona and furnish opinions u tn ia.
testability, Ireo or charge, and all who sr.
Interested In new Inventions and ratenli ar.
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tions how to obtain patents and other valua
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Ohlef Justice U, S. Court of Ulalms; to th.
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Senatore and Members of Cooa-ren freu
every Slate,
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lienors of Patenia and Attornsjsatl.aw Le..
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