6' c: A V09 1 fthii3 aeire,ll IO De lllsuucuvuHueraiooii (TiaVerttiemlrwtl be'lnwrM in toe eolumus of Tns C'abbuk Adyooats that ntnevibe reoplVdS.fromiunKiiown parties or. ktiBrmi unlet-, aeeompauieu uy tan man. tlil follonln e arq our OKlr, terrtii jJOno jer,caich 1a5ertlorv...i.,'. ' Six months) caili InwMionr... L' rhrb mohthsi each ihsertlon loots- ct. 20 cU. Lou thar. three monlhil first inirtion wt ' '$l!(UHtil)iMuent'!nMrtlon; 25 cts. "Bf(if I.OCftlJlHlticcolO't'etlUWf lino. fit )S "i V' MoM,."lt,1 Jr" Pl""!sl'c JOBNEtS XND.COUNCF.IXOnS eiei.1 ATTORNEY AT LAW AT tAVI JeviiU! 'WW 7 i The fMtn tecen.Uf 'flwupiw or 'l V '1 -j, .. .- , . iJANSTIJEM, LnjUpitTON, PA. ATTP H N K Y-k COU K 0 KLLO l AT I. A W. ' tiairimntt akAvkthk hXisuin not'n, 14AVCWCIIVXR. PESii'A. Ileal EstSte end' I rdlectlnn Alirney. Will Hay and Sail Krai rliite. i nnviynnc. nit dully done. (Jolleetlc.nl promptly made, ts.ltllniri'-.'tatei t-f hfcrilrnn ft Speclnlty, liar I consulted In En.llsh unit durtnao. November 52, 1M. - s t T i A. SNYDER. ATTOHNKY. AT T.AW. ;lirric-iCorncTor Hank StrettSi-IlanliAay ind bulliilni above the Carbon Advocitr 'priSimKiiince; .j ; . Way 19, 18S3-i6J LEIIHlllTON. PHYSICIANS AND DENTIST3. D it. w. w. rtr.iiKit PIIYSK'IAN AN!" BriunoN BANK' STREET. LEllimiTOV, PA OFFICE Hours' nt Pariyvlllo Irom a.m., to IV m. dally. Hay bo consulted la the hnnllil. or ilermnn Vld-.tHCUtcS " MaylTi'Sl. A. liEKIIA Jll:i, .11 11., PHYSICIAN AUnSCIKlKON Speeliil Attention pal to Chronic DifcaseF. OrriOB South Kant tlui-ncr Inin and .second Streets, I.r.intHlTON, PE.V.N'A. April 3d, ISTi. . ,o., iti;in:it, ji. v. ' urririi too V S. KXAMISllta SVROEOX, PKATltlNtl PinsliilAN&SUKdEliN UrtKt HanK blfoct, Kkiii h's IIl'ikjh. I.EHIctllTON, PENN'A. " k miy be eutualted In the Uurinau Liinunge. !0Tr3;tU., , , j i w.;,,w,ir ff n ' PllYStl'IA.'I ANI) STJU IEON, S1UTII.SIBEET,' LElUUHTONfl'Ar Jf f ir,(.e .tint ut In .hnvll'li or flnman CiSliioltl atKnlluti ulvip to (lKuifiiV W Orrfci Honnd-FromMS SI. ti2 P. M?, land fro'n ' to U P, 'Au " Alnrcti 31, Da F. ARabenoia, D,D.S., HHANOII OFFlUE-tJppoiteUlauuUro'J c Bank St., Lchighton, Pa, I DeniUtry In'nll lit tirannlie!. nveth ex--traded wltlinut pain. Oiu adiiilnUterod when renurnted iihci Hays W i;i)N t.S. HAY olo.ch week. P.O. A.l.lrcff, L1TZUNIIEKO, l.cliluhcouiily, Pa. Jan. 3, is.fr-l j. Oorrig4t, D.D.S., 0,FFCRl Q'nilctlie"nniailway House." Mauch Chunk, Pa. Patlna have th benefit of the 1 1 toft Ira. r'proreinent In me h inhAl npidlanee? and the boil metho U dT iriitiiioni In all eurifie.tl a. ANvF.S l'llKI H' administered II fdcilre!'. If poi.l .b', pori'ins resldlnx ouuidci ol .itauch Uhunlc tlioulc 1 lake engun"iueni cby inall. lin-yi A BOOK ON Deafnes&Catarrh The ahnee nuneil ho ik of near PO pnue by lilt. SIIUKU MlKlt, the weii.Knnwner. p trlencfd Aural urnenn, will hi rent tree in iiny ad-lrvi Kvtrv fimlly rliould have .thUlloulc. I ha blink 1 Ilium raied, and lul. ly etlalni in plain laiiKuaiii all Diseases or the EAR and CiVM. and how to treat Diet ailments rccceMOilly, Artdnsi Dr. O E. Shoemaker, 613 Walnut Street, UIIAIIINO, Pa. liee,,m.ly . , a.C 1 I e "X 7 i uorss .VNr ) ' EIHV c 1ARBON HOUSE. JO.ATHAjS JC1STI.E11, PltOPIilETOlt. 'ilAKICST?. I.UHIOHTOS, , r ThelUanon lloiiaS'itfem tlrki-claisacenn. moJallnnl to the Tram In publi.. Knardiim by the. Iliy or et'k oil Ituasmuhto Tertnu. Oholce OIrf, Vln4 and Liquors alwuy- on l)4Dl. (lut.l Shii'l aud stable', wlili iiltol -tf To llojtleri. utaehal. Aiirll lu-yl. jp trKKitro.s lion I.. (way, betwpen Mnueh Chunk & Li lighten l.Eill'UI.II iMl'lVUll'l I'HOPI'.I.TUR, L k ' Paekurtou. Penn'a TP (a well kn.ivrn Imirl Is ...liumihlv retltied, and h iB thixbo'l ai'C.i'nini)JaiiiiiH lor urnian. ant Uud 'rantieut boarder, t leellcut laido ami the. very bot liqujm. Alua anoftablei iltaolied. : belH. IC-yl. The 8G3Mfofi and Atlantic avenuejnuefif lhiCnVs'i a'ea tide resnrle in the nuintry. It now pen b.r the rrrepthiii of guerla. The fueilillea lor boalmc. halhlng, fubliiR, if., are unex relied., Telnu libersl KELSEV 1- LEK liER,,P;p'rielcif MeiH..n thli uir. 1 - D. J. K1STLEII Kpeetliilly an'nnuno'a toth imhlle that he hat unnnad a. NEW LI V hll V S r l HI.K in etum- etion with his hole), and li prepared to furnlitiTeauit fur Uiin Wm$ or Baste Trips on shertelt Belle and mostllberalierms. All ardtrs left M the "Oarntin House" will reeelra nrcHapt altentlia. Buble oo North Si reel, t the Uelel, Iihlglitou ImTl yl 1 . H. V. Mortiiimer, Jr Publisher. VOL. XIII., No 60. CDOO o o nr. j cd j o ctj -5 1 o D r 15 22 Q 05 3 wu - Z3 CD -a "-CO -tjO 5 e - 5 1 r o . T. J. BUETNEY, Pecpectf lty announeee to the inerchniit of Lehlirh'nii and other Unit ho I' piepared to tin nil kinds ol' . Hauling' of Fu-iglit, lixurcss Matter mid Ijugngc at eery reasonable pr-ces. lly promp n tentlnu to nil nitlrrs he hopes to mvrlt u Kh.ire ol public patrin.ie. Kiuletice. eoiuer ol Piuo an.l Iron Street, blghti n. 1'n. I irders lor htiultnir lclt ni i IW. .-weeny . Sons btore will reoclve rompt nilentlon. T. J. llllEr.Vhy. Oct. 12, 1MI 3m. nurosns tv:.'tti:ii!:n. X CONVEY ANt'RIi, AJID QKNERAL-INSUBANCE AGENT The f"lloln Cj'ttipintiH nit ItHprfsfnlt LKHA XrMUrUAX.'Itt:8 rica i)i no siuruAii ruts. WYOMING Fine, .rOTT.-'VII-I.IC FJUh.. u r . r' 1 LKMIGli rmr nml tri THAVELKItS AUOIliLNT INflUt K'K Alan rMitilvtnl" anil til IIo-m- HiIpI ct (jc lvofliic. lu-urau e inpa''V. Marca25.is;7 riion. K MKRIZlt "if TwnrVtn' 'poil. Sen-' 10 crnls otuifte un wiii iuiim jt.u inc. m nil ul tnliDil.lt tn in l li lux til KO'vigtlmt wlH i L nit in til wuy of nk In tiifiro innm-y lu h f w tiny limn jmt it tlinnht )) fihl . nt Htiv lmlnrrr. ritnial nt rrqu'rc-l, Y"it run 1 1 e limuo iitnl vrnrt n piro 1 1 in' only, or nil I lie live All nl I'Oili fuvffi. n nit nat'f. urtimlh Mirft'-Mut. &( C nt l(5 DO ejllv eiirtlPit ev r iVtfiltitX I hat nil wh-i w.int work tuny l-t rti- iusl ne, w- tnnk" ililfuui iir tlleletl orti-r: '1 n 1 1 whn an n ft well 8itthH. i. v,lll nu I ijl tn iiiy I'nr the Iron I.I ' tl wrlll u un lull linrilMil w. ill prltonii, en, ftiit fr ltn nt' qo j.uv ni'mlutrlv mire tor nil 1tcti-t ati.'tCB Inn'i ftelny. Adiluss St.sin ft Cr, ! irl.in I. Mil no ijcc. 0 ly K. F. KRN1IA( il DhAI.lII! IV Wall Papers, Hordris &. Dt'conitinns Books, Stationery, Fancy Goods Window fill -dps & Fixtures latest St) lei. made and put up. If desi'ed Pnints, Oil; "iunish. Putty. Ihu lies & general Painters' Suiiplies. No 61 Broadway. Maticli CliiiEk, Pa., Ib.ii thr t mi l n 11 m e lazier limn hi'.v ninu c r in nunea All ni'i.nl the i'.'lKl.owi in p7esnilr lth eaelilmx Kenis we.iile.1 every here.nl elihereex, nl all ages, for all the tlne, rr spar lime only, tow rk lor us i their own tunnel Fortunes 10 it tk iur us hi ineir iiwii iinmes roriunes tor all workers nl"ilulety arsured. Iion't delay. II, lU.'.LklT tt Co., I'ortlaod, Ale. UeclO-ly , J" Subscribe j'or the Ad VQcMte, only Si per year. A PRESENT ! Our renders fur 2 ivnis in ruieUei lumps ti pev lor iiiiiiiini hi.iI irrMppini ml iiames nl lwi Ui-.k hu iri. will r Wee K t KB a Mrtl 'mi.A nioe Rn jroi'11117 ..I all (lUlt I'llE-'!!' NTS, in- ni'iiim i i.v.vr.LAXU. s z ..x.n iurii Anrllr M III) AddrtMM FMItr Pub Ca . CAicnoo '. CCJIS WKtlf All USS,fAll$. lleallsouclttivruD. Talsrood. Use In lime. H,Id by artiKKialA, I ; m d, wr- O iJ3 i ti pcyfaa pr. i 'DJ " 5aaau P3 CD xsa, aq tCTESEei (hnnn iinn,n i'"'"n """"n emi Vl I III u live niiis p..s a'w. and hv JUVU Dili hihII W. frw , nfyo'idsorlar e vnlue, thai v 111 siarl ou In work thai will at onee Irlna )ouln money "DM not the sight ol tbe boundless blue sea,' bearing on Its bosom whlto wlnged fleets of commerce, fill you with emotion?'' "res," replied the travel ler, "at first It did, but after a while It didn't fill we with anything. It sorter emptied me." ' "Good gracious I"' said the hen, when she discovered the proCclaln egg hi her nest. "I shall be a bricklayer next.'' Health, Wealth and Raoplncsi are more Intimately connected with a sound stomach and good condition of the blood than most people suppose. Thin blood means wcakuoss, languor ami misery. A dyspoptia stomach means all the horrors you can think bf. llroiMis Iron Bitters means eurldicd bloo.l, good digestion, hoallhy appetite, 8U eel sleep and vigorous strength. Mr. ilenry liullam, boutli lTtli street, at. Louis, says, "Urown's Iron Hitters re lieved me of dyspepsia, purified my blood, and gave mo an appetite." thousands of others testify In the same way. -The Imaginative Smith: "Hark! how jolly that singing sounds on, the river over there. What a difference water does make to the. sound of music anyhow." The flippant Jones: "Yes, but whiskey and water makes more difference still." The South Sea Islanders are learn ing lo swear in English and to play poker. Another advance In the racilic' male. In Holland. Mich.. C. .1. Doesburv publishes the New, and In its coliiinns stionaly recommends Dr. Thomas' Eclcctiic Oil for couchs. colds, sore throat, catanli and asthmas. A writer has discovered that per sons in captivity live a cry short time. This may be a rule; but we know of some married men who have attained a rcmnikable age. The popular definition of cashier Cash somen here else GEN. U. S. GRANT'S PICTURES. ! not rend this notice. imlpsK'inti cure lo rruii ii piiipuMiitiu .much, it m uccepi, win (ml juu Miuu'tliln, I h:io an eiiiavliiL' Hindi Inmi an nil palm hit: by n celolinili'd nrlist of (ion. Ilrnnt. fur which lit h:ttt,1iorllv liner ins irip nrniiiiii mi urn in. ills in mt opinion nl vrlllci tin best picture nt the iicau Herein i'mmiiiici. iiiu puce 01 un iii!:i'iiIiii'. 21x28 Inches, on verv licuvv sleel i'lr'iallh'' liniinl. N tint Hollar mill Tui'lilv- uicccnis ii.'jo;, poine piini uy inc. rn llioiiniiihlv tun I emu lmi.il of Hit Milne ol Un c craiiii); UHuuoik of nit, and lis ,ip prcchillon li the piiMIc, Unit I "III linill to any iiililro, in llu V. S., koii inhikc"IIIi, one ctijiy. pncKi'ii in u ncavy p.iiiorotix.iipnu rcci'ipioi uic. in Mauipi in pay posing! uuu paekliiK. iipnn the i nuilltloii Ihal Hit party recclvliiir sanu s.'inl mo llK 11(11. 1.AIi (el.im) upon receipt of iiiaiavlnu If It Is "aiUfni'li'ry. or reliiru Hit nlcluri to ini'lf It h mil i'1111-.iiift'i'iiivnrlli liillvllic pnci'iiiKcii. I Imp al-o a lei v IiiuiiImhui' Cabinet l'liotn. of Ccn, Crant. hand lliilsbcil. wlilch I will mail iu receipt nt No album H complete iillliiml one. Liberal arrangements will be made uMi iikciiIs. Write for terms anil i.rh-IM. Aihln'aa William Dickbon. Puhlliher: l!o SJ8. ChleiiKO, 111. Aug. 15-W-10. The man who breaks a new set of store teeth may not have the bloo.l of ni-irtyrs in him, but ho has about every' thing else needed to insure success In that business. Thonsands of men fail in lifeforpurc ly physical reasons. They ure not tor pid but their licris. ami their lifer blocks tbe way. 'J lu-y arc bilious, yel low skinned, headachy and miserable, all because that great eland declines to So its iork. 'i lie medicine that can le sion lo Ibis organ lo lis natural io.ier willn.it one hundred per cent, to the available furre of tills world. We know of but one Ihing able lo do this Dr. Kinnedy's Favorite Ucmedy. The fact Ihat when an elephant lias the rhllls five gallons of rum and whis key an prescribed, leads one to suspect that the elephant is a native of Ken tucky. Love is blind, but matrlmany is a great oculist. Dr. Frazier i Root Bitten. Frazler's Ifoot Hitters are not n dram shop beverage. Hut arc strictly medi cinal In every sense. They act strongly upon the liver and kidneys, keep the bowels open an.l regular, cleanse the blood an 1 svstcm of every Impurity. Sold by druggists, Sl.OO. At Thomas' drug store. A funeral Is a tiresome preachci's opportunity. Turn him on to a large congregation and ho will make the mourners wish that the party had never died. A great after dinner speech: Have a cigar? Ba:klon'i Arnica Salve. The best salve In the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhucm, fever sores, tetter, chamiod hands, cliilblands, corns, an 1 all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay reiiulrcd. It is guaranteed to give perfect satsfac tion, or money ref un Jc 1. Price 25 cents per box, at T. D. Thomas'. Sam Jones, the evangelist has opened a campaign to save. Chicago. Ills gloat-grandchildren will carry on the business at t lie old stand, Acjclonels like a waiter. Hear ties everything before It, Br, Frare.'i MagloOiuiment. A sttru cure for all bolls, hums, sores, cuts, flobli wounds, sore nipple, hard and toft corns, ch.rpcd lips and hands. Price &U cents. Sold by druggists. Wil liams M'f'g. Co.,. Prop's., Cleveland, O. Sold by Thomas, the druggist. Drops of water falling continuously upon a two. Inch plank would wear a hole through It in about thirty. live years. Moral: Drink beer. These are Eolld Faeti. The best blood purliler and system regulator ever placed within the reach of sutfcrlng humanity, truly Is Electric Hitters. Inactivity of the Liver, Ullions ness, Jaundice, Constipation, Weak Kidneys, or any disease of the urinary organs.uf w hoover requires an appetizer, tonic or mill stimulant, will always tin.) Electric Litters the licit, and only certain curei known. They act tuudy and quickly, every bottle guaranteed to give entire satisfaction or money refunded. Sold at ilfty cents a bottlo by T. D. Thomas, A dress does not make a woman, but often breaks a man. When the trunk line railroads are not playing policy they are generally plsylog pool INDEPENDENT LEHIGIITON, CARBON COUNTY, SAFE. SURE, PROMPT. AT nnrnniSTa iwn nw -it wrier. J TUBnuuit-n. Tut. rrrtt o.e iy our, . i , Catci Shevsitim. tlsilcii. fiicfearlie, llr.ilarh., Tvothfirbt, tlprnln llrui,. rt t. PK1UE, Plte'TY CK.vrS. At DrtiKf lit. .nil Dllerk "HE CU1DLKS A. TUCIUB lO., lllI.TlllunE, 3D. BY THEMAUMEE. bv ii. MuiiTilinn. Our feet were weiuy with roiimlngi We had wandered limns and hours In the pleasant autumn woodlands. In search of the year's last flowers. There were people Michaelmas daisies, And golden rod so bright, , , . . And the delicate blue-fringed gentian So fair hi the poet's sight; And one lone cardinal-flower, The last of all Its line, Willi brilliant blood-icd color Sotting the marshes nshlne; There was .illvcry everlasting,. Ilest loved of all ,lo me, , Tor the nei ut of Itstltiy blossoms Is the breath of a memory. . . All these we had fniinil lir the lowlands Or on the hill-lops gray. Or iloivn on tho bank of Iho river. That mild October day And now In calm contentment. , With a loiig-drawii, happytlsh, r-, We sat us down to rcst.lhere, ' On the hlll-tlopc joiKind I. ' 1 Above us th frost-crisped upland," ' At our feel the old Jlimmee, lis slnn-paci d, luzy wall i s. O'er leant by many a tree Of maple, or oak, of hickory, ' Of bussafrus, wulmit'ninl beech. And elms ivilh hriinchi'sTuihigtiiig . And kaiiing each lo each. - , l'here were Miinach, hiiil'one wild i lani-lree Clasped cliBti by n iFrcar gr.ipe-vlte; And a hllter-sw'etl AnVrlliij' a dogwrtud Willi US scar!c.i.upriiesfmo. Ili2 clouds thai Were inlllng above us Seemed ships un an ar.uro sea. And, do .mi on tin) watt r, their doubles . Went balling as lazily. The waters went creeping, deeping. And the dead leaves limited (Sown, Scarlet, in ironn and iilow, Crhnsi n and rusit brown. Wavering, ilancing. Irciubllng, As loth to sluk.tu ilcci On the (inlet brKist of thu river. So passl uili, bm d and deep. Hut the waters drew litem doiimviiid, And carri d tliem farawaj ; Leafallerl in well! dillt ng Down the rhi r, out Inward Ihe bay. And the tender faco V side me. Willi its ilreauiy. ipilei h ok, Seenii'd the uphlt o, tile Atiltunn, O.- an Uinluio Inmi the-brook. In thlslfanqinl.gciilfei rese'neo Was nei'cra lliought of care. Till the sweet lolec Mild beside 111", "I'm as hungry us a bi i.rl" So bad: in the gradual gloaming, Willi our IreaMiies lut.iled wej Since then 1 pn u-t earning Alone by the old .Mauince. OUR SOUTHERN BUDGET Piiom out: SrLciAi. Coi'.iiesi'okiicnt. SouTitiais Pines. N.C., Oct. 17. Tho people of Pennsylvania think they aro pretty well posted on buzzards. They, and the people all over the coun try, ate pretty well acquainted with the Welsh Mountain Buzzard g.mg.and Abe liuzzanl has been the special object of the novel reading youngsters' ambition, auJ the local prayer meetings In that part of the Koysto.no State for several years. We aro not lo be outdone here In the South. We have blizzards turkey buz zards. They are generally mistaken by Northern visitor) for lar'o chicken hawks. They sail about through the a!r exactly like hawks. When they alight on the ground or u trco they look like full grown turkeys. These birds are scavengers, and hold high carnival over thu carcasses of dead animals and fowls. Hut tinlike the Northern crow their carvival is a silent one. As one of these largo birds sails gracefully through the air the possessor of a ride naturally has a tlcblru to. try his hand at such a mark. Hut the law says that who ever kills abuzzird shall pay tho penally, They are about the only kind of, bird I know ot that Is pro tected by the South. I have beep told that In Charleston, S. C, tho buzzards are so tame that thry walk at pleasura through the market houses; dcvourlngthe scraps of offal and tainted meat that are thrown to them. rSome market men, I presume, have pet buzzards, and to kick ono out of tho w ay woultl subject the kicker to a great deal of annoyance.as the rule would be 'Who ever kicks my buzzard kicks me.' WILD TIT It KEYS AND PEER. Wrlllng of turkey buzzards reminds me that )n this Sfaic plenty of wild tur- lirj! aieti io mi lonjiii m inn loni.MS I am acquainted lyljJti'veral turkey hunters who already tire beginning to I feast-fat on the nffbltf'blnls of the foiest. As. I ti'aVe been Invited to' go turkey ' liuntlji; I suppose that I shall have a hi hunters yarn to spin In a short time froth now, AW'tlecr? Yos, the spotted doe and tbe antlered buck can yut be found in rS i-w V" - ME0BS 01 - SSSmk Live .and WtLiveV PAi, SATURDAY, ofcTOBEIt Si 1385. the North Carolina, forests. .Of 50Umo' ono mutt go a fftw lnllel back froni'lho railroads,' bitt ilioy arc thv. aildtho hunter wlpx wonft-get .tho "buck fever'f can have his search 'and bfs"skliras' a' shbf.amply rcpaia.'."'' . NOT A.' "JCaSd'O; CAKU.?' If Scotland, the laud of the thistic.'fs Also'the "land oV-tukeV.' then" life stales of New Jersey, NcifYork' nnd Pennsyl vania may ireU'bo called tho -la'ntl o' panenkesr I mean buckwheat panc.tkes. " " , 'W.6 hayo'qdni lpphl c.'ikes,'c6r'n1d6dg qi's', 'corn' brcadw pom p.one, and -other ways of serving corn here, but the nice, frollcksomo buckwheat cake of lfc North Isas yet a sealed book to North .Carolina. The mornlngi now are be ginning to. become a" trifld Cold ho't frosty and one's mind naturally turns to.wards.thc ' steaming, smoking, crisp) cakes of his chlldhoo.d. Hut we're going to liavetli'inlicre, We have'evcry facility for growing the finest buckwheat, and If you'll comu' to see me a year .fiom noivyoit shall have buckwheat pancakes if I haw to send North after tho buckwheat flour especi ally for .the occasion. Tlin PF.RSIMMOKi ' Persimmons aro now ripe. -They are j not known as a fruit In the' North. The nearest approach tho Northern man gets to a persimmon Is when Jie reads a po litical editorial on the follies and wick edness of the political situation which probably starts out with the remark that "It Is the largest pole that gets the. persimmons." Now ono can get all the persimmons he wants without .any pole whatever especially if they are unripe. A loaded persimmon tree Is not as dangerous as a loaded mnle, but It is a right smart handsome sight to behold with thenaked eye. The fruit looks something liko a crab-apple, and when rlpa tastes liko a date. An unripe persimmon U not sour; neither Is It bitter. It is puckery. One bite will last a life time. They make beer of them here, and it is good. " 'Simmon puldhig' " Is al.-o adellcacy peculiar in tho South. In tho main, however, the crop falls to tho ground and furnishes food for the many swine that wander through tho woods. IXEQ.lXr WEATIIIill. The weather here now Is like a dream. Tho days are lovely. The breezes arc balmy. The nights are pleasant. Frost has hardly touched even the exposed parts of the state. An,l people who are used to the severe changes and rigors of the colder North are in ecstasies of de light over our cllm ite. Our soil is very productive and the Northern man who contemplates goln; Sou. It can do no better than to locate at Sau'hern Pines. F. P. WOODWAIID. Uncle George. Uncle (leorgc Hroivn, a "re-Tail deal er in coal," as he expresses It, on Plum street, between Cth.and l.ongivoith, bn familiar llgurc to all wh'0havc had business in that locality for the last twenty years. He is always happy and ready to talk to any one iu ivgard to business, polities or religion. Ills place of business Is In a cellar under a drug store, and here-ho- manufactures kind ling, which he sells now for 5 cents a bunch. "Used to get 10 cents a bundle untwell the hahd times come. Can't do it no luoali, gab," said he. His coal lie keeps in colfei-saeks, a bushel In each sack, and when he has a purchaser he shoulders a sack and delivers It at once. A Post reporter met him yester day near his place of business and ac costed him witn: "Well, Uncle George, you are still at the old stanJ. I sec." "Part of me part of me, sah yes, sab, It am, for a fae'." "Well, how Is business?'1 "Mighty dull, sah mighty dull. You see, I do u retail business, nnd it Is al ways bad in tliesutnmah time; but worse now dan cbah. It's a llvein' up to'ards winter, though, sah." "Uncle Oeorge, how long have you been In Cincinnati?" 'Em I hardly know, sah. Come hero endurtn' the wah, sah. Must be twenty-lire years ago, ain't It?" "You were a slave then, wore you?" "Yes, sah; I belougo.l to Marstcr Tom Croucher, down at cr Perryvlllc, Ky. He was a good marstcr, too: but 1 wanted to get away when the lighting commence. I did, for a fac'." "Were you a soldier, Uncle George?" "I was tho first colored man that en listed In the army In Kentucky, but 1 only done it 'cause they promised I should never haie to go to tho front to fight, you know, unless wo war sur runded, and then U war cbcry one for himself, ob course." "Well, but tell mehow you came here during the war, If you enlisted? Did yot desert?" "Well, I jess tun off, sah, I did, for a fac. You see marstcr was a guvmunt o.rtccr dow n thar, anil I was working around the stoali, and one of tho clerks gare mo u pass through the lines to Ohio as a free man. I had that done i hid away three month foah I corae,'sah, I did, for a fac'. Audi took the fust chance anil come to Ohio," "Did they nercr try to get you back?" "They did for a fac', sail yes Indeed, they did. When I got hero I went to work portering at the Hurnet house.and somebody betrayed me. So one night, as I was going home arter my work was done, seven of 'tin eurroiuidotl me, sah, on !id st,, between Vino 'and Pace, but I hal a pulh of sci.cn-3lioo!(;rs', and I nu te up my m'n'd to die bofp' I would go back, Wlien they seod howl war flxod they dropped back and let me pats on, but I war hid away for a Ion? time, sail, i war for a ftc'. ' "What did you do after that?" "l'irs porter for Mars John Mitchell ii Sons. They had a big dry goo is stoih. Workcl for 'em .even or eight years, and then went in bujlncss for 1)1 k ' ' ' inrself 'rin uid kT1?i .lroot'"markt. 1 f had. a grotto'aMhiti. f;heuiiahg it iu us turn uuv.ii. auu ciosca she wa: ; - , - , J . ;to a rrce woman free upahn; and i I fun, attovllicj' wouldn't let Jiir when come' tmfiv'eli Abraiiaiu Lincoln sent her a pass, ;cause'thcy thought she had something to do i'Uh iqy. Rofnjj off. Hut. law me, sh6 ldn'j k'n.Qii-'.'no moah abouf ItthatVthat board Vhaf." She didn't for a fac'." . , '. "IIdV6 you seen you old master since tlin war?" 4 "Yes, fujeeh, 'ali.'largtor comes 'overv season Iti bnV tnnds? II-'b ilnwn ihar nt the old place in jjU3lncs3, and iin comes to sec ins every time. Yes, tab, itlJcedi" ' . ' , - irt i . "How old arc, you, Uncle Gcorgcr;-' "(J0I113 on &l; so ininter says. I don't know nothing about it, only what he. tells me. Yoit see, marstcr and me war lioalm.on.the , .saino day, and old marstcr guv me to him on that 'count. V"e was nothing but property then, yen know, jess like bosses and sheep. Seems like us poor black folks alius ben bad treated, tho' the Lawd made the whito and black all alike, 'cepting the colah. He did, for a fac'" 'I suppose you take an. Interest in politics, do you not?" "Wal, I can't do much at it. I go right ahead with my business, and doan meddle with It ruuih. Still, I like any thing that's of intrust to the United States. I do, indeed." "How do you I.ke this prohibition ticket that's being talked of so much?" "That'a good, sah, but still I could do without It. I like to take a little beau once in awhile, but when it comts to going to success I think they bettah stop selling of It. I do for a fac'; yes Indeed." "My mamma wants a bushel of coal fight oil, and she don't want no wood," said ono of two little mites at tho top of the. stairs at tills in )in. nt. "All right, honey, I'll 20 right with you," said Uncle George '"Sense me for a couple of minutes. I'll be right back," said hn to the ic porter, and, shouldering a sank, he trotted away. In the specified time ho came back, whistling as lie came, and with: "Whew! It makes . the old man blow," he settled back for another ialk'. 'You belons to church, don't Vou, Uncle George?" thclnquisltlve rccortcr began. :J t "I do. sah. I'm a baptist all over dese United States. Yes, sah, I'm a baptist. Makes 110 dlffeicncc what you are, so you know God. but I'm a bap tlst, and so's all my family, 'eept my son; ho kinder went off, but all the rest Is baptists." "Used to preach, I suppose, or did you?" "Yes, sah, I used to preach, but 1 ain't lately. I used to talk a great deal, but ain't lately, all through my own neglect, sah. I got n little hurt at the minister and hurt at myself and jess got out of the way of talking, but I'd be w illing to die In the cause, sah, indeed I would. Hut seems like lately I've had to skirmish around to make a living, and times so hard, business dull, and il sorter soured me for a syeli. Pvo been almost ileprolllcd dis suminah." "You find it hard to make a living now, do jon?" "Powerful hard, sah, but then I man aje to skirm along somehow." "Uncle George, have you ever been hick to your old home In Kontucky?" "No sah: mlsstls has wrote for mo to romo and tole me she would stand tho expense, but I tell you, sah, seems like I can't think of it; I'm afraid. Why. sah. Mars Mitchell he lives over in Cov ington, and I go to sco him once In a while, but jess as soon as I git on the bridge and purty near over I gits weak. I doan know why, but I jess gets weak, and can't stay only a few minutes after I git thar. I doan know, maybe If 1 live two or three years longer I may go down and see. old mlsst', but I can't do It now; I can't, Indeed," A man coming down to see the kindly old colored coal-merchant on buslnc::, the reporter tald good day. "Good artcrnoon, sah, come round agin when yon have a few minutes; I'm alius glad to talk to you," and, turning around, the old man was immediately up lo his cars virtually In a bargain with the man for a bundle of kindling wood. HE CATJQHT A TABtAR. A couple of young folks who boro unmistakable evidence of being from Ihe country, and who were mlstaked by a would.bo-smart clerk for greenhorns, called nt a well-known bouse furnishing store on Market street, tays a Philadel phia paper,an.l unrolled a sheet of pa. er as lout; at a man's arm, began buying a large number of articles, tho names of whleiuhcy scratcheij from the pajier as soon as the goods were put asldo. "Two wash boilers," "Jlmminy.yott folks are going to have a lot cf dirty clothes, teems to nie," flippantly commented tho clerk, as he set the boilers aside, "Two of tbeso wringers," said tbe man, indicating tbe kind be wanted. 'Ho, ho," patronizingly observed the clerk. "I guess you are going to start a laundry down at Squulivillc." Thi 1 1 ly looked Indignant ,but neither she n. r icr husband, fpr such It appeared tint 1 0 v.i pa 1.1 any attcutlon to the remarks of the clerk "Two sel ot smoothing inms an I two aUti.Uj" was til nest Order. 'Tlut souls the laundry business, as stir; as fair, buddy," old pa I In tl c clerk as he picked up the Irons He was so tlckleljnltlirb'.s'joke'tliat he, lr'Tel ono of the Iroas oa his net corn, w ie:i tlii uVat eui.lt; tlu'y hid bciiu scej ou .aftr r .iii:ulc:Larfifcjft' eao i . n u i iimi if - ' .rj- ' ffr'i faiu. r,r.tit... ..x id ' ' ttfoj)rVyt In tho young jkdy's cueyK, m II Thunder 1 yon colng to start a crcamt tfwlS" t,n'....i ...t I , vruureu t. htufj ..1 i - .... ......v. , tt i- ; matrimonial pair of sclstcrs. m for Ibi1 first time huAppcared.to notice wlUMhp clerk was snyingj .-: i "What in sheol areyotr'taihfe to do .then?" asked ilia c!rtlc"-S.1ioSi:Dipod ncrojs the store with-the b lUfnadiei .. "Wellj you,- teo.-sald the fnaiiv.itlui Itilml.abla drawl, . "Maria and I ot married Jast Wcdnesday.'au l-wa afagcti t'.ng in our llifngi now, audral we don t know vet but we may get a divorce Joy and by., ivy are. buying, double,' so that In caso wc do conclude to part cctnpany tiiera won't bo any trcuwo to divide what .we vo got." "Ono for you and ono for Manar." gleefully .warbled the clerk each tlmoho laid aside tho coupjes after that. When the buying was completed the rvistomor sajd; "Now,, loolc here, frcshy. I want you io divide those goods into twocqucl lots, without any duplicates iu cither lot, and send ono to Ab'ucr Sheldcn, Spring City, nnd the other to Charloi It. Gttrney, Hlrdsborotih. Do you understand?" "' "Yes," was the somewhat doubtful assent of the clerk. "Well," continued tho countryman, "these goods are to b,- sent C. 0. D.,and If you gel anyot them mixed up, and I have lo tend any cf my batch to my bi-other-ln-law, or he has to send any. lo me, to correct your blunders, tho cost of freight will be deducted front the money remitted. Now there Is just one n.o o thing I want to My to you before I go out. l will he obliged lo you If you will tell your employer that Unless he finds.a more civil clerk I shall fiud another place to do my buying.". As tho countryman and bis wife walked out, arid the clerk tried to make up a satisfactory explanation to the old gentleman, who had stepped out of life back office just before the customer's parting shot, It is probable ho resohed nevsr to chaff a "greenhorn" again. A MOTHER'S T.CT. Themotler was tewing Imlly, nrd Josic, sitting cn tliccaipet leslde'hcr, a:id provided with doll, rounded scissor, and some old magazines, iva3 Just' 33 busily cutting out pictures. "It would litter the carpet," to said Aunt Martha, w ho had co:no In for n :ozy chat Mamma knew tbta, but s' knew that a few minutes work wcnld make It all right again, and Joilc was happy. All went well until tho little boy found thar, he had cut off the leg. cf a horse that ho had consldcied'a marvel of beauty. It was a real CiJapi ointment and giicf to Jhe little 0:1c. "Mamma,, scut" and, half crying, he held it up. "Play he's holding up one fcot,',1 '.the mother said quickly. , ' ' "Do real horses, mamma?',' "Oh, yes, sometimes." 'I will," and buniliine chased ayvaj the cloud that in another minute woulc have rained down. - Il was a little thing, tho inothcr't answer; but the quick sympathy, tbi ready tact, made It all right. Tbe boy'i heart was comforted, nud ho went ci with 110 jar on nerves or temper, am auntie's call lost ucno of Its pleasant ness, 'I am tiicd of cutting p'eccs, mam ma," said Josie, after a v bile. "Well, get vonr horse wason, and play those bits of paper are wood and you are going to bring mo a load. Draw Il over to that center by the fire and put them into tho kindling box; play that'6 the wocd-liouse." Pleased and proud, tho little teamster drew load after load till the papers were nil picked up, without his ever thinking that ho was doing anything but play. H EC'.intO T.1R37GU Q23RQIA. Gen. W. T. Sherman strolled about the corridor of the Grand Pacific the other night awaiting tho dopurtr.rc 01 the 'bus for the depot. An enthusiastic admirer accosted him: "I am sorry the old toldiers didn't know you were In Chicago. Wc thould have serenaded you.', "I ainclad they dldu'tknow lt.therj," replied the general. "I am. tlre.1 of serenades." "You are not tired of the eld song. 'Marching through Georgia,' are ycu, general?'1 queried the admirer. No," answered the hero of the re frain, as ho. straightened himself up. never get tired of that girt 6ong. When I was in Ireland a few years ago I wss surprised to bear the air sung with dif ferent words. I asked about It, and found that tho tune was that of an old Irish sone. and was borrqwed to fit the refrain 'Marching through Georgia."' Thli raedlcinj, combining Iron v. Itli puro 'getahlo tonics, niilchly nria ennn Ictcly urea llrapciuli. irdlscellcii, rnUitcaA, . j, ooro Ulood, .ila larlu,l UlJ.o und lol ere, .' I .Vl ilrnlatii. 1 Is an unnilllnirr' mcdy for Tllrcatciiof i: e hieys nnd Mvcr. It ts iii-alimhto lor riKnrr rs-rullrr to .MluJavnnl, ull wlm liailntii.UiyJic-i. 1 1 does not inlueo ihe teeth, r i,u . lii-eiui l.t.er dnce eonatlpollon obt lion unrfli'.rici',, UcittlcheaandpirlPesthel lio.l.stlmu'ate. 'eapnatlte, aids th asMirtlatun fl port t v Ileartrei-n Irel 1 li hli'tj. ai d fticotlh 1 the mn"-'" and netvrs -r InNi n ' 'Hit tVvem liSfltrde, lit', j?, dir., II j 11. LOfspinl. Tho r-nnlr,e 1m i etrrriixri l'- i ici .'l1. f 1 1 v 1 .1 1 ,.t ', 1,1 p 1 . , ', tui)!i.:r.-.iilio., WLvi-... ., . Ilffg jjg fQ 1 j III i-THE BESTTOHIS. r LT:he-Cr-bon -Advocate An InrUtai'derit 'Fatnllt ScSORof it Al'IiKabadrtv jfy. WlHr '. , in ss: fripfirMTasct vo.d -SaMi n-fa n or SALVATION OIL, '"Tha Created tf5ro-en Earth for. Pain," Will r'cya rsero qtSci!? ijiri tsr.7 c'.h&r krtovm rcrr.et'r. lbisiaitira, lIeurnIiria.Gwcinn"-3.Crt!iriebi:Burss. Scalds, Cuta,Lurnbn!iOjaote9,"Frot- pttcs, us Tooilw AGENTS WAHTEDMIli '!SPY Or THE S5EBE&.LSON." Notvri Urn uy tli- U t i r 1 wutaxiUt JNo'tiupctl tioru OulyliiinV.iflt&lritiA Tlio 'SB Y1 rCTcal tnaav uerdiQftie ti.tr ueror borcropQLlIahrd, A rrrtihlc ucc aim of tUo ronplrnC7 to asfunlaalo Ltu'-olu- lrtlm rxp"rl-?ntcs of our Fixriur. Srtc3 In tho Hob 1 1 Mpliot; ibrl: lirrola biTery Cull iouuutctl In tlacco vlTitl etetchoa. ,Tho Spy" n tn xncsn th illlnc vrar book ovif pibttUi llnilormd hj huiidreda of Vt&A tm I Ai"UN tcsiIuinriUU, A largo lianil BOiiiuUiol', l-Uptiprii: MlUuitrations. (STACSNTS WANTEDI A OH NTS 1 Hils liook Is pu(-ti(i'tij ell other. OvsrcnsAuairrifWurantfbpplIuatlotis for agencies hara bi-n reiNived Wn imvo many agents who bavrt soM fr un tivo it f.re Krmdml copier, i fi-Tho "rJ-Y la 1 old only tv our Act-nte, aod eau not to fuund in uookelorea. Uflls tjinerchants, funnen. mechanics, and ecery toity. Ab" lu tily the railttt 1ook It tell .ewr Inoic-if Wowsuti unuKOntfutvcryflrandArajr 1 ost 1 11 1 lu every tmvn.hlti au,l conuly In tboU.H. l'.irfitll partleiiliraanit (crnrfa apmli sddrcss O.V.Cir.irru-U ft CO.,l"uUtihcr,Keirrcrlt, II. V. MORTHIMEU, Sr., N'PlPUBLlgA ofi-icki Ai)VQcvn:m;u.ijiKo', , ankwaif,.I.ohgtQa, Ponna , .AIltbitJlhCM vrt.imliijr'to the uffico will wculvn'ininipl attention. ' 10. , ' ...a-r Sends csnts fur tetf(e,nnilre. eelvw frer.ftoustly bosol uonds "lPch itlll belli vou to mor roney tight aoy 1U11 ntiylhlng else In tno iTirhl All. of either 'ex, sui-ceud I rum first uiur :The -Inot.l wnyto finliine open, be ai I'-' woil.nr. abltiii Jv mro. At once TWTres'. Tiicb t. Co., Augusta, .He. tire. iMj-ly WANTED. The nsinc pf any i u r u 11 11 (.fflielod win, iji.iiie, liiick Keek. Vnluatili iiifur- uistlin FltKE. Ad J iris, with s'anip, P. IV. TOOK & CO , fci Bi.nd St , Cieve- ami;' 0". Auj. 1J. Subscribe for the Advocate ! $1.00 PlSR TlSAR ! , Oioulat.ion 080. ELY'S CREAM BALM Clrar.sci Ylio II ad. Allnys luflniii million ItcstorcK tho Seiisonf Tnsto Aint'l I Hearing V ijtilck t eller .1 posltlvo t'tiro. ft ly's'tI fsi-j-i-irri un-..( )iBSB.!K' A particle, Is at, plied into rueli nostril and a ue.rtable tn U.A. Pflce f,U reute by mail op at drncz'sts Sn,l for circular. SL" BR0riIIiH3. Drurji.ti, Oti-eo, V. y. 3y IS, 1886. DANISH, WtI3A'HD a c ."00-ifiB or- DiSE AND IHOX STIIBETS, - -" leuiuhton; LfA.' I'srltctilar attestlsa given to ' REPAIEING to til III details, at the very Lwtit rrloed. FatrDas retpeotlnlly lollelted and tier fact saUi-fsaitos Kusnnteed. . , Jurtf.fMy. J)AN. WIEAJli, JjAJDIES !. . With lUvever'a Tailor tyUrni you tun cut ilra to Mtv Hilln ul ural inurucliiiu. Dreesniklim proaotlnco U perfnet. Trice for 6. m Uuek mid Double Trsciuff Wheel, fc, 40 . . . TO IN.TUODUOK A SjHeJ", H-xlf lwl Wkv'l will-be rent erj lee., nl ,, f ail A I dins. iOHS r. HAytfr.CfbfftiMi.bhlo. eti-l i 2fl lit , . ' 1 &OLA1US ' Tl CiTi3)Ks1rv r it v-! icWoVioUi.-ra, B 1 irZSk I JliissOw sitj? jJri-H S fc" -jraaXrVvt ux-aiiT C4; jc JCr. W.iS 0 iSJGEF&iJl 'n''cdtaCiu1iar.-l flu 1 fsS?v-1Si&.t!Tr' Ci-i'iw-.'itwv I itijrn i 13cciSlS,t' f" ,'J'V '?rrv-?f,Calorj I ' 1;rCTV7,tff',rr'"'?M?ykA' CI ir-r..fi'i.-rNTtiv nfntTev.fanii -.'J tl. ,.t 1 KM. K AIlU l,a Ui. A. H-"'(5S'1 lonill