I
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25 YBAR5 IN USE-
Tin Ortatert Mafllenl 'Jrinrnpb, of Via Agll
SYMPTOMS OP A
!. of nppeilic. Bowels costive, Pnln la
the bend, trills n dull acoeatlon In (be
back part. Fain under tho shoulder
Mule! rullnci.i after cctlnc, with ndln
tnollnntlaato exertion or body or mind,
Irritability ortcmpcr, Lost snlritg, with
nfeolinxot lin,vlngr neglected comoduty.
Wearlojmsflllzrincss, Fluttering at tbo
Ucirti Dots beforo tbo eyos, Headache
xer tho. right cyo. Kcsilcssnees, tvlth
flUalslrenins, Highly colored Urine, and
CONSTIPATION.
TUTTCS 1'ILLS nro especially adapted
U lUtU UUU UlllH OI1PCI3 micil d
the IILtfestlveOrttitnii.lterTiitnr Stools ere
Kjwjjli I II II MhlllM MlWl'll I I I MM II T'l M J
GltAT llAtn ne VlllItlnn niinnffprt In a
l3ioT ntJlcic bjr nsliicla application of
this DTE. It imparts a untariU color, nets
tnstontaneously. Sold by Druggists, or
ent hy exnrosn on wcolpt or $ I.
omco, 44 Murray St., Mow York.
I Wm AGENTS raSEU
T3T3 -
R3ISS0URI
STEAFi
Washer
A!tn
"4fflBrrttorT Gtiarontxl. A twit
:4ft U atwr to i j eitu e d at my rint-
wppIii' trial cl
0X4ft U atwr to io 4 eitu e d at jnr rirue if not
WfnRlaiP.orit makoB It n rhe nominal i
money. In
OJiasiruiori ei rt u j n r una
J. WORTH, St. LoulaSlo.
9k fTfci&SM
.j r. , DiirsMo, perfect In operation, and il
great drtme.tf t lUty.1 V rite for circular.
fH.niLi turrit iiuhsiui uu.. st, LOUIS, r.;o.
RAINBOW RUPTURE "cbVf-l
J. i" luW and a Psrfort retainer. It Is
not a Trues, oro iy mul M(-ht iiid lt
ui?,'2rc'""'?-, circular ill" iMti"
roynlals from (Hateful turners cuicd tvtblsai!.
f ."'.n,. 4SSt" uatrM Kf dlOTl ai.d Buri'eS
'HiViVitf? ?2 Looust Bt., Bt Loulr. il ? 'CBIU
iiiyJ(,"'"r"':1,,.rlvf11 U'-d of rm-gical
J !i01.Jni'',B "S "Ie our rpeoUlty. Uo
Nerve-Life and Vigor
S-tmSTOIELEIID.
Thlicut (bowi tbo
Howard Electric
Masuotic Shield
3tC- no and Pucrro-vllal
74 mtif. uo only ap-
anc: mode tbnt
cpry rart or
brnlv. fllul the
only oi'e .needetl to
IIMIIIVELY ci'm
IvitllK') Hldcnao
KIioiimntlKiu,
U y o 1 e p n 1 a .
Ino rott-t cufcb of
11CM, Hxliuus
.ValMited.I'bK.K. lgx.
YOUll IIE, from rnrty Indiscretion, lack
nerve fonu and falUo attain ttrcnKtb.
MIOUT.i:-AnCD MI"f c.ftcii lack vigor, dttrlbat.
in;lt to the iwgros of yiars.
Tbo MOTlinil, nn.l MAID, nifTcrlnRfrom
roniale W'cnkre, i-.ou l)cbllltvandcth?rQil
iiwutis will find It thoouly eur.
Ti one mil 11 iy that thu Shield lvcn a nat
ural alii In a narnrr.l wv
WITHOUT DIlUOCflNO THE STOMACH.
WnrriuHeil Ono Year, nml llio liest
nppliuiicq mailt'.
IUuratcd I'amphbt. THItF.K TVPESOP .MEy,
also riimpblut for l.adla i 'ily, Kntoii ivcelnt of
Cc, scaled; unjeskd, I Hi:ii,
American Galvanic Co.,
OFFIGESji
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1 OF THE
ltS-:pqc 9 llo liniiotcn-
Stock Farm,
Crooso lie, Wayno Co., Mich.
SAVAGE 4; KAKNUjl, Piiowuetors.
HVSMORTED
Perchepon Horses.
All at-' t;lected f'om ths rrct cf flrca and dema
of cs.ablirte ren.if. ion m-J tc"lstcrad ia tbo
Krencb.aal Amtrlc. u r'aj t.'l 3.
ISLAND H6ME
U bsaiitifjlly tljuatc-4 rt the I ni cf (ine-fra Ile
In t!ia Dsimh Kitcr. trn rtf.n boVrl- tBa Citv-T and
laaccewola Iy wltood rr1 rurm"-crt. "iirrs
not faait.iar vflth ths locai.on r-v rail mtttr rfike.
a l aupau Ilui'.dX'. and on - -. t ill uccoirranv
liem ta tho (arm. C:na icr 1 at ... piin. (res uy tialL
Address. Smaue A; varku:,, 1-etrclt. Mith.
lasoo t Hamlin
ORGANS:
HL-ItCfct IIoti
PIANOS:
New mode I
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WorUI Lihi.,
ti 1 1 1 on t for.
nc let yt'ii ;
1 Jiyrant in
vriiCBiea.iBt'
mtrkatlt fee
purity cf tone
icjMcs lied
ORGAMNtfPIAMO CO.
l64TremontSt..Boston. 40C.I4th St (UnfonSq.l.
N.Y. 149WibastiAte Chicago.
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BANK, STREET. LeMtrhtori.. Pa..
.
Flour-ami Jrecd.
AllK'nrt of CIliAJS JTOUpllTflulMlLU
nru r LAii-wViiKtrr jiavks.
vr inaMjtUxy Gvtcll!ltyinJru urJti
m ibn't weoro vvrfiijif Wircrt to nil
IV tlicmwith
The Best of Coal
ImunBJ Itla dwIrrAat Vfllt
LOWEST I'itlt!U$.
MISCELLANEOUS.
-Tlio carat Is nn lmnglnnry weight
by which diamonds aft rat&dratll &U6
a term for oJtprbsSIng Xlvi pDHty and
(IncHesrf'ot gold. 'the alloyrii'SUpfloJcd
to be vllVlUM Ihto tVerttf-tourpart,'
called t'a1HtrnrHllts tt'deritls-lk-dflliWctl
by tllft-11111111)6? BrtaniW Ift the Ulloj
lhat artffiuf3gbld: With Jevclers'ltll
I usually'cdildercd as . (our imaglna'ry
grains, rfYhltlt 41-10 coutilsrbalanco
72 griilns ifbyf'
PHfAlMwl'mtei
URcdln
. ltchhi,rtIlM. One boriia? cured ilie
worst c434 Jf '20" yoatiBtandlrlgrJ no bnev
need suffer live) .nllnfite4" after using
William'. InlLnPlliirilnlmanl Tlnh.'1
. lllll.UI a .lldlUII A 4.W Vy....Ul.V, A.MU-
Sorbstumofs, allays Itching of thft prl
vAte mrts. ndtblne else. Sol'd By drue-
Cilu and milled on receipt of price', j.
William's ilf'g. Co., Pron's., Clcvclintl,
0. Sold nt Thomas' drugAtbrc.
A IfOiidoiv firm of pencllinakera
manufacture their shavings and saw
dust into an nrllclc which they call tho
"Dust of Lebanon1-' It . is sprinkled
upon the ilro to remove the unpleasant
smell of cooking nottccablo la a room
after a meal.
A Canadian professor says that tho
Montreal girl's highest and noblest aro
billon Is to ''catch on" to an American
bank thief with a fat wallet.
To Young Ladiec.
If your life is made a burden owing to
blackheads, pimples and other eruptions
on the face marring your beauty and
causing so much chagrin, it Isno lonrjer
necessary 10 endure it. ur. riagg s
Family Ointment will certainly remove
all such blemishes and leave your, skin
soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by all
druggists ana manea on receipt 01 price,
20c. Williams JIfc. Co.. I'rou's..
Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug
store.
."Ilowcan I always win money at
poker?" writes an anxious subscriber to
a western editor. "How do I know?"
replied the journal. "If 1 could do that
do you suppose 1 would be fool enough
to edit a paper?"
They don'-t want young lady teach-
crs In Virginia who have not passed the
giggling age.
When In tbo Wrong Channel
The bile wreaks previous injury. Head
aches, constipation, pain in the liver
anu siomacii, jauucitcc, nausea ensue.
A few doses of Hostetter's Stomach
Hitters will reform these evils and pre.
vent further injury. It is a pleasant
aperient, its action upon the bowels be
ing unaccompanied by griping. The
liver Is both regulated and stimulated
by it, and as it is very impolitic todis-
recaru uisoruer or inai organ, wuicli
throush nealect may culminate in
dangerous cougostlon and hepatic ab
scess, tne Hitters snoum lie resorted to
at an early stacc. Failure to do this'
renders a contest with the malady more
protracted Fever and ague, rheuma
tism, kidney and bladder troubles, are
remedied by this line incdkiine, and the
Increasing iudrmaties of age mitigated
by it. It may be also tiscdln convales
cence with advantage, as it hastens tho
restoration 01 vigor.
In respect to giving, Henry Ward
Beechcr says, there are very few of us
who give according to our ability, or
anything like It. Tho great generosity
of the world usually lies below tho me
dium line.
Except from Minnesota and Michi
gan highly favorable reports of the corn
crop are received.
Hay Fever. I was severely afflicted
with Hay Fever for 25 years. I tried
Ely's Cream Balm, and the effect was
marvelous, it is a perfect cure. Win.
T. Carr, Presbyterian Pastor, Elizabeth,
N J. l'rico 00 cents.
I was atllleted with Hay Fever for
seven years Ely's Cream Balm cured
mo entirely. II. D. Chillihan, I. it fat.
I,. It. 11., Terre Haute, Ind.
Hay Fever. One and one-half bottles
of Ely's Cream Balm entirely cured me
of Hay Fever of ten years' standing.
Have had 110 trace of it for two years.
Vlbert A. Ferry, Smlthboro, N. V.
Price CO cents.
At a parish church In Surrey, Eng
land, recently, says a newspaper, a
Idowcr of eighty-four was married to
a widow of oighty-seven eighty-seven
years, that means, of course, not eighty
seven husbands and it may further be
noted that none of the relatives objected
to tho match on the ground that the
bride was older than the groom, and
that she would be likely to lose her
bloom before he reached his prime.
By accident a man swallows a poison.
How frishtened he Is. How the home
antidotes are sent down after It, and In
what glowing terms the messengers
hurries along the doctor. Yet hosts of
excellent people arc slowly dying of
poisonous elements in their blood. The
liver should have removed these, but It
Is weak and diseased, and so fails of Its
duty. Do you understand this fact? If
so, you will be gl.nl to learn that Dr.
Kennedy's Favorite Iiemedv cures liver
complaint.
In a Scotch divorce case which
came before the Court of Sessions the
couple had been married for thirty-five
years, and the wife, who was the pe
titioner, wits the mother of fifteen
children.
Anions children there Is no nlairuo
that cats away life's energies so rapldlv
as that of worms, which aro the out
growth of blood impurities. Thev are
jjuicclud by nervous j-estlcasneiss, .1111-
inuur.u appciito lor loon, Hollow, sunk
en eyes, and a general bodily uneasiness.
Parents should note these svmntoms
and relievo the little ones by the use of
uicgar Hitters.
Women never appeared on the stage
among the ancients. Their parts were
represente'd by men" until as late as 1CC2,
when Charles II. first encouraged their
appearance
'My physician fald I could not live.
My liver out of order, frequently vomit
ing greenish mucous, sltln yellow, small
dry- humors on' face, stomach would not
retain' food. Burdock Blood Bitters
cured inc." Mrs. Adelaide O'Brian,
372 Exchange st.-, Buffalo, X. Y.
The counterfeit 1-ccnt coin can be
readily distinguished by its red color
anu incKQt snaj
of the softness
aro easily worn.
of the softness of tho metal the edees
Tired, Languid Dull
Exnctly expresses tho condition of
thousands of people at this season. The
hleprcstive effects of wtmn weather, and
iiid wean condition 01 ine bouv, can on
ly be corrected by tho use of 'a reliable
tonic and blood purifier like Hood's
Sarsaparlllu. Why suffer longer when
a remedy is so close at hand? Take
Iluod'a Sarsaparllla now. It will give
jou untold wealth in health, strength
and energy.
Josh Billings say: Yung man,
I set down every good chance von lean
j git; but set down on Mmicthlng hard,
rnd rou won't want to set thnro for
tVAf
FEARFULLY COMMON, j
IChluoy Complaints AmontrBoth Sexes and
All Ages A Brllhaht IJocdvcry.
f here a (nmtthing trarUltio, in, the rnpitf
Jngfonio ! kidney ;difac' srtioinjTlhe
niimrican,iw.i'liiii wlMilu sbe-; feinr ti
years. Many cumcs pccnliikrbt -curtain
claeao&Jend lu-prmiuoa utid aggravate these
'trntibVe as, tor example, cureless living,
nverwnrk and cx-aure. Dr. Dayid Ken
nedyiij K'Hiilout, K. Y , ia fflen (ningMtu
lulcd in ( the exr-eptionai "surcf-e's of tiis
medicine 'called "Favorilo Remedy" In
rreslirfg and radieilly curing lliero most
liniiifut U'I Hangernus dilxnlers. I'roiifsnl'
iljli", lllui thji liilju'wing, are constantly
lirnncht to his sttentlon, and nro puMislinl
'bjr hint lor Iho sake-nf-flinuainds of other
mlffriTf whom be desires to reach and
benvfit. Tlie letti'i', therefore, may be of
yltal intporiance to yon or to someone
whom v u know. H is frnmnneof the best
knowband liopillar drugglsls ill I lie fine
and growing city from winch lie wrilcs,
Where those interested may find Mr, Craw
lord at bis place ol business on the earner
01 Alain and union street:
BrMsonttJ.D, Mask , March 22. 1 SSI.
Dr. David KtnntJf, Umlaut, A l'j
DRARtijRiFor ten years 1 liad been fif
(Ilclrd with kidney disease In its most ao
cute fur in, Wliat I snll'red must be left to
the Imagination, for nn one can appreciate
11 except those who have gone thrnugnt 11.
I resorted, to tny physicians and to many
different Kinds of treatment, and spent a
ureal deal of inuney, only tn find myself
oliler and worse than ever. I may say that
I used !5 bottles ofa preparation widely
advertined as a specific for this f reclse sort
of troubles, and found it entirelv useless
at least Tn my case. Yur "FAVOHITE
REMEDY" I fay It with a perlect recol
lection (d'all that was Hone for mo besides
Is the only thing that 'dnt me the slight
est good, and I am happy to admit that it
gave me permanent reiiel. I have repom
mended "FAVORITE REMEDY" to many
people lor kidney diceure. and they nH
ajree ilh me in saving lhat DR. DAVID
KENNEDY'S FAVORITE REMEDY has
nut its equal in the wide world for this dis
tressing mid nit times fatal complaint. Use
mis letter as yuu nvmii best lor tho tienetil
of others. Youis, Ac, Lvnun Crawford.
13 W EEKS.
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Copied and Enlarged in nil
sizes from card to life size, viz:
Oil Portraits, Water Colore,
Pastels, Crayon, India
Inksind Photos.
All work Rnnnuitreil or no pay. All n,
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mid bo convinced.
No. 105 North Eighth Street,
ALLENTOWN, Pa. .
Flt.lNKMN SANTHE. Jlnnntcr.
J. .S.'KIM:H)M:it, Agent.
ORDERS left i.t IheClAimoK Adv cat
Office will reoeive prompt iitteutioti.
Feb. 28-ly
Beer Saloon aiifl Rfslanrant
1H3 Vine St., JMladelphia.
Dennis Gilbert, Proprietor.
Tho 1'nr Is funrlshed with clioloo Cigars
Froli LaiT, and other refrcshuientu. Per
sons mm the Lehigh Valley visiting I'hlla
dclpliia aro respectively Invited tn give 1110 a
C.Ul. 1IUKXI8 UlLUEUT.
flarcli 20, U31-tr.
For Newest Designs and Most Fashionable
filybsof
DRESS GOODS,
DRY GOODS,
GROCERIES,
PROVISIONS,
SILVERWARE,&c, &c.
C!0 TO I
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Bank Street, Lehirrhtori.
Goods guaranteed and prices as low as else-
wiien, lor Hie same quality or good 1.
July 18, 18SS lyj
rnPAPHPRM"llB '7U 10 150 1'" month
LiaullliUL'i-ciliiin our MAnAiii H011K8
iB&aaxrzai IIiiu.lh. steady worn lur
nrlnir and Mimuier Address J. u. Mr.
t;citDV &. (Jo., rhlladelpbia.
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KATlRtS REMEDY CO.. H'FGCHtKUTS !
VJOH If, Tenth UU. 81. XsOUXS. 10.
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FARMERS' COLUMN.
Fiokled and Smoked Meats.
As a rule,' wo keep ourmeals.too long
in tho brine, and too long in tho smoke
house. This Is true especially of ham
and side-bacon for family use. When
meals are intended to keep all summer,
they must of course bo penetrated by
salt, and well suioked; but- for winter
and early spring use it Is- far better to
salt lightly, and smoke very little. The
English farmers have the art of doing
this a great deal belter thah we. In
many cases tho bacon Is only two days
in tho p!ckle,then dried forseverahlays,
and finally smokodtwcnty.fonrto thirty.
six hours enough to brown the surface
well. Such baton is adapted to frying,
not to boiling. For boiling, longer
salting is necessary, and as a rulo, dry
salted bains are preferred. They are
easily over-sailed however, and It re
quires an experienced hand to do tho
work well. The famous Irish bacon
is cured .by rubbing in salt, or laying It
n short time in pickle, and not smokod
at all, but simply drlud in cool weather
in a dry atmosphere. Sometimes it is
smoked for a few hours, just to give It
a line color. When cooked, it is sliced
thin and fried, and ia crisp and delicious
beyond anylhg we commonly get. Great
quantities of choice hams arc shipped
from this country to Great Britain, and
as we learn, are thus handled. They
arc shipped in just as' weak briuo as
oxperienco has shown will keep them
from talntlngon the voyago. On arrital,
the casks are opened, and thrown to
soak in a great -at. When tho salt Is
sufficiently drawn from the.surfacc,tlicv
arc taken out and beaten up Into their
orlgiual plump form, then tho trimmers
take off a shaving all around ou the
flesh side; they are exposed a day in the
sinokt) houso, just to give them a golden
russet tint, and they aro then exposed
for sale. We will warrant that slices of
such hams, well broiled, or even filed,
will In every quality, beat tho native
American homo-cured article, out and
out. Am. Agriculturist.
The World's Champion.
Mr. Edward Haitian, the great oars
man, and until his recent contest with
Beach In Australia, tho champion of
tne worm, may certainly nc looKed upon
as an authority in everything affecting
athletic sports. Before leaving Australia
for this country, he wrote a letter in
which lie stated that no liuu used t.
Jacobs Oil with tho most beneficial
results. Ho found it a reliable remedy
for muscular pains in tho arms and
limbs, and from his personal experience
took great pleasure In recommending It.
Xo stronger proof of the truth of what
Is claimed for St. Jacobs Oil could be
furnished than thls.and it will undoubt
edly carry great weight with all tho.ught
fttl and Intelligent people.
Stripping ths Leaves of Nursery Trcos.
When the growtli of deciduous trees
is completed, and tho wood thoroughly
ripened, there is no further use for the
leaves, and they are dropped morn or
less rapidly, as the case may be. The
currant and tho plum ripen their leaves
early, and often shed them In August,
while the leaves of tho peach are very
persistent, and do not drop until after
hard frosts. The leaves of some species
of oaks, remain on the tree all winter,
or until pushed olf by the new growth
in spring. Frost hastens the dropping
of all leaves, and an early frost Is a great
assistant to the nurseryman, who often
pays large sums for stripping his salable
trees In the fall. Boys, and sometimes
women, aro employed to go through tho
rows, and strip the limbs, by a rapid
movement of the hand, from tip to base.
If tho leaves are ripe, they drop almost
with the touch. Thu strippers aie paid
sometimes by the day, and sometimes
by tho hundred or thousand. The most
unpleasant stripping is that of goose
berry bushes, and is performed with
leather gloves. Sometimes tho bushes
are buried for a few days In moist cellar
sand, when the leaves blacken and drop
off. All tills Increases tho expenso of
handling trees In the fall, and in the
case of peach trees, many perfer not to
sell until spring, or until very late in
tho fall, unless a good price cau be ob
tained. The removal of tho leaves
before the ripening of the wood, causes
the shoots to shrivel and die, and though
the entire tree may not be lost, Its
vitality is apt to be injured. Large
amounts of nursery stock have been lost
In this way, the cause not being sus
pected, and the damage laid to improper
packing, or to drying up while In
transit, during very hot weather. Am.
Agriculturist,
An Enterprising, Reliable Honso.
T. D. Thomas, druggist, can always
be relied upon,not only to carry in stock
the best of everything, but to secure the
Agency for such articles as have well
known merit, and are popular with the
people.thcreby sustaining the reputation
01 oeing always enterprising, ami ever
rename. Having securea tne -geney
for rbn rolehratoi't Dp. IvIhith Vmi- Tll.
mvMv fne finnintion. u-lll sell II n. n
positive guarantee. It will surely cute
any and every ellcctlon of Throat. Lungs,
ami 1, 11 est, ami to snow our contmencp,
wo invito you to call and get a Trial
Bottle Free.
Horses' Tails.
A little skill aud training on the part
of the driver, will prevent annoyance
and danger from the horse getting his
tail over the reins; and every horse
should bo especially broken to feel the
rein beneath his tail, mid to bear the
pull necessary to retnovc It', without any
exhibition of nervousness. So sensitive
is the tail, that If a horse has not been
accustomed to feeling a rein under It,
when it occurs for the first timc,hc may,
If spirited prove fractious, and even
unmanageable. As it Is an occurrence
likely to happen at any time,evcry horse
should be broken to It; that is, not only
not to mind It, but not to turn his head,
when ho feels the pull upon one rein,
which Is intended to disengage It. In
general, this is easily accomplished, and
as this is the only inconvenience to the
driver arising from long tails, we are
particular In showing how both the
annoyance and trouble from it may be
avoided. The annoyance which sotno
tinics comes from mud or grit he Ins
splashed upon the tail, and then being
flirted about by Its switching, is avoided
bv tying the switch up in muddy
A'-atlii-r- -I"' .lov.cii't:,- at.
nwpiBapiiaM m aMaASJ il iiniwqa wo w wnmmm amm ww a 99m
H. H. " PETERS'
Announces Ui lilj customers' abd the citizens- generally
that he is ''ON DECK" with ono of tho Largest and
most Fnslil.lnable Stocas of
Fall and Winter
Styles ttrOREiaXS.- DOMESTIC msnufselurod
CLOTHS, CASSIMERES. SUIT
INGS, AND OVERCOATINGS.
-ver beforo show n in Una
tlefv competition. Iinc
vi'i";i'i nviits tin ii
alileed ih every case. Als, on
OE GENTS' EUltNISHING GOODS
of newest styles, Including
Collars, Cuffs, Neck-Ties, Hose, &c., &c-
De euro you call and examine goods and prices before going elsewhere
H. H. PETERS, The Tailor,
EXCHANGE HOTEL BUILDING,
Bank Street, - -
April 18, 18J5ly
Bateliff
BAKERS and CONFECTIONERS,
AND DEALERS IN
ICE CREAM,
PltESH II MUD & MSCU1TS every day. Delivered
in town on luesday, lliursday
ACKOVVLEbSED to be HEADQUARTERS
EOR
Canned Goods,
Sweet Potatoes,
Cranberries,
Lemons,
COCONUTS,
LEWIS
respectfully informs his many
line vnmornil lite 73 "N O m
w.w ...w , mio jswa.
LEWIS WEISS,
April 4, 1684-iy
WHO IS UNACQUAIMT'JD WITH TUB
see ur ESAHiiinnc;
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY
By ro'n of iw central position and close relction to rll principal lines Ecet end
Vo3t.o.tlnlt.alancl tarram.il points, constitutes tto moot Important mld-contl-nontal
lint in that system of throujU transportation which Invites rind iaclli
t atos travel and tratno botwoon cltloa of tho Atlantic nnd Pacific Conbts. It
is also tho favorlto and best routa to end from points Ecst, Northeast nnd
Bouthoaot, nnd corresponding points W est. Northwest end Southwest. . .
Tho Roclc Island syat im Includes in Its mnin lino nnd branches, Chlcaco,
Joliot, Ottawa, LacSallo. Poorli. Gonosep, Molino end Rock Inland. In Ullnois;
Davonport, Uusoatlno, Wnshlnsrton, Fnlrilcld, Ottumwo. OEkalcosa, West
Ltbortf, Iown City, Dos Moines. Indianoln, wintereet. Atlantic. ICnoxvlllo,
Audubon, Harlan, Qutlirlo Contra .and Council Dlufls. In lowo; Gallatin,
Trenton, Cameron nnd Kansas City, In Missouri; Leavenworth and Atchison,
In Kansas; Albert Leo, Mlnnoapolls ivnd Bt. Fnul. In MJuneeota; Wctortowa in
Dauoto, and Uundrods of Jntorjnodlato cities, towne, villages nnd etatlona.
THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE
Guarantes Its patrons that eenBO of pereonel security nfforded by n solid,
thorouThlsr bllaated road-bad; smooth tracks ot continuous etoel rcll; sub
stantially built culverts and Dridiros; rolling; stock ns near porloctlon as
human still can maUo it; tho safety nppllancos of petent buffers, platforms
and aiv-brak03: aud th-at oxaetlnj dl3cipllno which (rovonva the praotlcal
operation of all lt3 trains. Ota-r epoclafties of tills f cute aro Transfers at
nil connection points In Union Depots, ai.il the unsurpaieed comforts and
'usuries of lta Pr.sseno;or Equipment. .
The Fast Express Trains between fhicnpo end tlio Mlfsourl River nro com
posed or woll ventilated, finely upholstered Day Coaches. Mcgnlllcent Pullman
Palaco Slospors of the latest lalgm, and sumptuous Dlnlnir Cars, In which
olaboratoly oooked meals aro leisurely eaten, "trocd DlBCstion wnltintr on
Appetite, and Health on both." Bctwoen Chicago and Kansas City and
Atcbissn, aro also run tho Celebrated Reclining Chair Cars.
THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE:,
Is tho dlroct and favorlto lino betweon Chicago and Minneapolis end St. Paul,
whoro connections are mid-) In Union Denote for all points in tho Torrltorieo
and British Provinces. Over this route. Fast Bjcnresa Trains nro run to tho
wuterinrr places, summer resorts, plcturosquo localities, and huntiiMr and flsh
lnir crpundo of Iowa and Minnesota. It is aleo tho mcst desirable route to tho
rich wheat fields and nastor.-'l lands of Interior lnkota.
Btill mother DIRECT LINE, via Seneca and KanUakeo, has been opened
between Mowport News. Richmond. Cincinnati. Indianapolis, rnd Lofayotfo end
Council Dlufls. Kansas Cltv, Mhvioapolia and St. Paul and mtermedlato points.
For detailed Information soe Maps and Folders, obtainable, an well as
Tickets, at nil principal Ticket OSlccs la tho United States and Canada; or
R. R. CABLE,
PfMiJf.t and CBcerJiJlinjjsr, Chuajj.
sictfon, ami ill price. On, ttt
hut Hm ln$t nf workmen nte 3r2.
vi nutauauii,' o u u Ilk II 11 M r
band n lull and Fashionable line
l.ehighton, Penn'a.
& Gliubb,
PEANUTS, &0.
and Saturday.
Bananas,
Mince Meat,
Apple Butter,
Apples,
ONIONS.
WEISS
friends and customers that he
A 1STT OTer-Tl cmrvT T-i
axnu UjLVJJ i3AUi S-l
Into the HEW BUILDING, nearly
opposlto his Old Stand, and lhat he
Is now receiving and opening up for
tlieir Inspection a very larso and
riirhlon.ible Hoc ol wall-selected
Boots, Shoes,
Gaitebs,
Hats, Caps5
UMBRELLAS.&c.,
sultahlo for
SPRING and SUMMER WEAR.
AT PRICES TO SUIT
THE TIMES!
and Invites you to call and examine
Goods and learn prices before pur
cli iflni: elsewhere. SATISr' AC
TION In nil cites lully guaranteed
Itemeinber, THE new SlUHK op
poslto the Toot of
lit IX STKEF.T,
BANK Street, LEHMTOft
CEOCRAPHY OF THIS COUNTRY, WILL
Trim 'fle, Ttiai inu
E. ST. JOHN,
Oc ncrsl Tlclct tni ras.:n;tr Ajcr.t, Chl::j.
in
all sorts,
Tho llavkeye says: A West II lit
man got tip In a vague state of mind tho
otlitir morning, ami feeling nrmiml in
tho dark for lii.H socks, got hold of his
vt-lfo's striped stockings. When he
pulled thcin on and stretched them up
he felt so completely dressed that he
didn't think of putting on anything else,
but went mooning around until he
found a lamp, and fell to the floor in r
fit of terror nt the sight of his legs.
When they restored him to comclous
ucss they couldn't make Mm believe
that the houso hadn't been burglarized
by a circus clown or an cscajied convict,
because, ho said, "I saw hltn tho vnlmttc
I struck the match,- jus), as plainly, as I
sea you now. Nobody's safe In these
awful times."
A good anecdote Is told of a boiisc
pallitcr'd son, who Used the brush dex
terously, but who had acquired the
habit of putting Hon too thick. One
day his father, after having scolded him
for lavish daubing, nnd all to no pur
pose, gave him a severe flagellation.
"There, you young rascal," after per
forming tlio painful duty, "how do you
like that?" "Well, I don't know, but
It sccins to me you put It on a thunder
ing sight thicker than I did," whined
the hoy.
It is tho Uurlington Hank-eye that
remarks as folloivs: Edward Everett
Halo rushed into print about it and
m.ido a great fuss, just because n woman
he met didn't know anything about It.
If Edward had ever met tho woman on
a railroad train who bounces you tor
your opinion on the powers of returning
boards nnd qnalifications of elcctors.nnd
says that the results of tho unofficial
canvass of the poll-books &o cast do not
In any degree vitiate tlio certllied re
turns m all states so polled, nnd the
elective franchise could by no means
Inure to the decision of an electoral col
lege thus chosen, or otherwise not; and
drowns the rattle of wheels In that strain
for the next fifty minutes, he would go
hack to that woman who doesn't know
the difference between a commissioner of
highways and President of the U. S. and
marry her.
At a dinner party there were two
sisters present, ono a widow who had
just emerged from her weeds, the other
.not long married, whose husband had
gone out to India for a short term. A
young barrister present was deputed to
take the widow down to dinner. Un
fortunately ho was under the Impression
that his partner was the married lady
whose husband had just arrived in
India. Tho conversation between them
began with the lady's remarking how
extremely hot It was. "Tcs, It Is very
hot," returned the young barrister.
Then a happy thought suggested Itself
to him, and he added, with a cheerful
smile, ''Hut not so hot as the place to
which your husband has gone." The
look with which the widow answered
tills happy thought will haunt that
young barrister until the day of his
death.
One of our Xevada ranchers, says
the Keno, Nevada, Gazette, sent his
wife East to sec the big show In Phila
delphia, and followed in about three
months himself. Tlio worthy couple
stayed with relatives, about ten miles
from Philadelphia, for six weeks, and
upon returning to tho land of the sage
brush was asked for particulars in re
gards to the exhibition. "Well," said
he, "I'll tell you how It was. My wife
was visiting round afore I went, and
didn't get to the city, and when I got
there brother Jim was just thrashing
his buckwheat, and they kept us so
busy hclpin 'em that I didn't get to the
show at all."
Last Sunday morning Squibs and a
friend wcro late in starting for church.
They stood on the corner and motioned
to tho driver of an Eighth street car,
who looked right straight at them, and
then gave them a lively cbaso of nearly
half a block to reach the car "Let us
off at Dnttonwood," said they to the
conductor, and he bowed in a very com
placent and condescending manner that
he would do to. The cxyression of his
face was such that all doubt was in
stantly set at rest. The first sound that
Issued from his lips, however, was
Olrard Avcnuel A renionstr.ineo elici
ted, with thesainoconlUlcntal and bland
assurance, the Information that the car
on Fifth street runs back across llutton
wood. They reached the church just as
the service was out. "Do you know,
Squibs," said the doctor, "that I often
wonder what we should do without
these street cars. They aro so conven
ient this sloppy, bad weather; the con
ductors are so obliging, gentlemanly,
thoughtful." Squibs was struggling in
ids heart to remember the Sabbath
day.
Some little timo ago a gentleman
bought for a few pence, at n bookstall
In London, an old book which was of
no particular value, but which lie hap
pened to want. It was bound in vellum
and by the lapse of timo the skin had
become separated from the cardboard to
which It had originally been pasted.
On reaching home, and when about to
commence the perusal of his purchase.
he noticed something between tlio vel
lum aud tho boartls. Without much
thought as to what ho was doing, he un
folded tho vellum, when, to his great
delight, ho saw what proved to be near
ly a whole pack of .very rare and ancient
playing card3. After keeping his treas
ures for some little timo and exhibiting
tlicm to his friends, he was at last In
duced to part witli them for a consider
able sum to the British Museum. lie
has spent all his time since in examin
ing the bindings of old books at stalls
and elsewhere.
Aloiui) writes that lie cannot help
writing poetry; tlmt.ilt is.n frenzy with
him. a passion. That lie talks in verse
even in ordinary conversation, and
wants to kiiow if a trip across the ocean
to the homes of poetry would be good
for him. Oh, no, Alonzo, no. Do not
go across tlio water; go into it. Go and
soak your head, Alonzo. Soak It up to
tne arm pus, ana Keep it in uuuer about
cloven hours.
The Advocate is the host adver
tising medium in this section.
Poultry.
In using the Simons Liver Regulator
with my chickens, I take a packagc.nilx
It with the dough, and feed It to them
once a day. Uy this treatment 1 have
never lost from chicken cholera or gapes
a single chicken in the last five yean.
1. U. 1UC0, EdjcAcH, 8. V.
j To Begulate
m FAVORITE HOME REMEDY b
warranted not to contain a single par
tide of Mercury or aey injurious sub
stance, but ta purely vefreinble.
It will Curs all Diseases caused
by Derangement or the Liver,
Kidneys and Stomach.
If your Liver is out of order, tften your
whole system is deranged. The blood is
Impure, the breath offensive you have
headache, feel lanculd, dlipirited nd
nervous. To prevent a more serious con.
dillon, taVe at once Simmons
T TTTBTI REGULATOR. If you lead a
I.I If r.M sedentary life, or sufler with
111 V JUAV Kidney AXToctlona, avoM
stimulants and lake Simmons Liver Regulator.
Sure to relieve.
if you have eaten anything hard of
digestion, o'r feel heavy after meals or
sleepless at night, take a dose and you
v.111 feel relieved and sleep pleasantly.
IT you are a miserable sufferer with
Constipation, Dyspepsia and
Jilllimsnesa, seek relief at once in
Simmons Liver Regulator. It does not
reoulre continual dosing, and cons but a
trlr.e. It will cure you.
If you wake up in the morniag with a
bitter, bad taste in your moutli,
R1 A TTTI Simmons Liver Regulator. It cor.
I Q H P. reels the Bilious Stomach, sweetens
A A4 UU the Droath, and cleanses the Purred
Tongue. Children often need some safe Cathar
tic and Tonic to avert approaching sickness.
Simmons Liver Regulator win relieve Colic, Head,
ache. Sick Stomach, Indigestion, Dysentery, and
the Complaints incident ts Childhood.
At any time you feel your system needs
cleansing, toning, regulating without violent
purging, or stimulating without Intoxi
cating, take
Si:
PREPARED BY
J. H. ZEILIH & CO., Philadelphia, Pa.
EEMOYAL!
Dr. C.T. Horn,
Itespcctfally announces to his customers anet
tho people generally tl.at ho has removed his
DRUG STUUKfroni Leuokel's lluildlng to
bis new store room opposite the Public Square
Hank Street, Lchighton, Pa.,
where lie will be pleased to rreelre friend!
and the public, and supply them with
Pure Drugs & Medicines,
Fancy and Toilet Articles,
Lamps and Lamp Fixtures,
Stationery & Choice Cigars.
together with a fine line or latest designs la
;WaIl Paper
AND
DecorationS,
nt Lowest prlees. Persons can also obtain
Kye-(lhtsica ami Spectacles, properly ad.
)d,ted to their slxht at reasonablo prlees.
Prescriptions compounded with care day
or, night.
Remember, THE CENTRAL. DRUG Store,
Keb.X.-yl Bit. 0. T. HORN.
LAND
OUuima tfpceifclty. a nit WAH
1! A V I'M A II II (Ttfi V A t.
IIVI.lilj.it IjAU IrriltlirilvAla
iNiinrl nllbli..lanrt s TV) a Of lilt t3 s
II f lllL'OT" L 1 (I IIKIIMKIII,-
vim aiiiiiiii unn aiiir A uuu(U
ini1 B'jlu, Iiiiriro .Stock, anil Hltflieit Frfcva
prilil, Uo yuu vnt to roll or buy? If ,
write to A. A. THOMAS, Attornex ot Law.
WaihlnxtoD. 1. U. jan.G-tre.
Central Carriage Works
Hank St., Lolilghtoii, Pa.,
Are prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring Wagon, &c,
I if every description, In the .most substantial
manner, and at'I.oweit Cask l'rlces
Itcpalrlng Promptly Attended o
THEXLEIt & KIIEIDLER,
April 29, 1883 yl Proprietors,
wm. nuppy & SON.
of East Maueh Chunk,
are, prepared lo do all kinds of
Plasters & Ornamental Wort
at shortest notice. Orders hv mall will r.
ceive prompt attention. Terms moderate
irgoodwork. seuUtf
MANHOOD
Itestorcd. A irentleinan havlni Inneeently
contracted the habit of sell abuse In his
viiutli, and In ennscaueiice sutlered all the
horrors uf Sexual Incapacity. Lust JMna
hood, Physical Decay, tleneral Prostration,
elo , will, out nl sympathy for his fellow
sufferers, mall froo the reoive by wbieb he
whs finally cured. Addrers lu confidence
J. . I'lNKEY, 4'i Cedar St., New York.
dec.27-ly
M.nnro money than at anything else by
tuklOK un agency for the best selllnic
book nut lleglnners sueceeil grand,
ly. Nnne lull. Trrtue free. Hallstt Hooic
Co., Portland, Maine. dsoJO-ly
No Patf nt No Pay.
PATENTS
obtained for Inventors In tbe United States
Canada and Europe, at reduced rates. With
oar principal office located la Washington,
directly opposite the United States Patent
Oltlce, we are able to attend to all patent
nusincss wiin greater promptness and de
spatch and at less cost than other patent at
tornevs who are' at a distance from Wash.
Ington, and who base, therefore, to employ
'associate attorneys." We make preliminary
eiaminatlons and luriilili opinions as to ia.
tentiiblllty, free or chance, aud all who are
Interested in new Inventions and patents are
Invited to send for a ootiv ot our iinM. r.,
obialnlnx Patents," which is aent free lu
any address, and contains coaiplete Instruc.
nun. now iu uutuui paicuti ami otner rains,
ble matter. We reter to the llimm.ii....
lean National Hank Washington, I). U. the
loyal Swedish. Norwegian and Uanlih Lena
tlons. at Wa.hinton t Hon. Jos. I'asey, late
Uhlef Justice U.S. Court ol Claims; to the
Ottlrluts or tho U. 8 Patent OSlse. and to
Senators and Members of Congress from
every State,
Aiiuresst I.UUIH IMilUERA CO., So
llcltors or Patents and Atlnrnevulljiw Le-.
limit Hull. it..,, w ...... .,. ',, ,
RT7P TTJRE VJ,li ur.
sure, euro el. 00, Ily mall with full d I reel
tlons. nook lor -.i cent (lamp. PEETfcUO,
tui Sixth Avenue, New York, decZT-ly
MERCHANTS d,ohu0t.d.,",,?.,lr
I'luiiia y luirutiuruiK un oi new ifAOul. In
.llihfiHlble't. nil fainlllca. will itMrtfitof
Nm Vj b .Woittc, Sen Yvfk. vwlr"
unions iiwer itepiator