I 2f& 25 YBAR5 IN USE- Tin Ortatert Mafllenl 'Jrinrnpb, of Via Agll SYMPTOMS OP A !. of nppeilic. Bowels costive, Pnln la the bend, trills n dull acoeatlon In (be back part. Fain under tho shoulder Mule! rullnci.i after cctlnc, with ndln tnollnntlaato exertion or body or mind, Irritability ortcmpcr, Lost snlritg, with nfeolinxot lin,vlngr neglected comoduty. Wearlojmsflllzrincss, Fluttering at tbo Ucirti Dots beforo tbo eyos, Headache xer tho. right cyo. Kcsilcssnees, tvlth flUalslrenins, Highly colored Urine, and CONSTIPATION. TUTTCS 1'ILLS nro especially adapted U lUtU UUU UlllH OI1PCI3 micil d the IILtfestlveOrttitnii.lterTiitnr Stools ere Kjwjjli I II II MhlllM MlWl'll I I I MM II T'l M J GltAT llAtn ne VlllItlnn niinnffprt In a l3ioT ntJlcic bjr nsliicla application of this DTE. It imparts a untariU color, nets tnstontaneously. Sold by Druggists, or ent hy exnrosn on wcolpt or $ I. omco, 44 Murray St., Mow York. I Wm AGENTS raSEU T3T3 - R3ISS0URI STEAFi Washer A!tn "4fflBrrttorT Gtiarontxl. A twit :4ft U atwr to i j eitu e d at my rint- wppIii' trial cl 0X4ft U atwr to io 4 eitu e d at jnr rirue if not WfnRlaiP.orit makoB It n rhe nominal i money. In OJiasiruiori ei rt u j n r una J. WORTH, St. LoulaSlo. 9k fTfci&SM .j r. , DiirsMo, perfect In operation, and il great drtme.tf t lUty.1 V rite for circular. fH.niLi turrit iiuhsiui uu.. st, LOUIS, r.;o. RAINBOW RUPTURE "cbVf-l J. i" luW and a Psrfort retainer. It Is not a Trues, oro iy mul M(-ht iiid lt ui?,'2rc'""'?-, circular ill" iMti" roynlals from (Hateful turners cuicd tvtblsai!. f ."'.n,. 4SSt" uatrM Kf dlOTl ai.d Buri'eS 'HiViVitf? ?2 Looust Bt., Bt Loulr. il ? 'CBIU iiiyJ(,"'"r"':1,,.rlvf11 U'-d of rm-gical J !i01.Jni'',B "S "Ie our rpeoUlty. Uo Nerve-Life and Vigor S-tmSTOIELEIID. Thlicut (bowi tbo Howard Electric Masuotic Shield 3tC- no and Pucrro-vllal 74 mtif. uo only ap- anc: mode tbnt cpry rart or brnlv. fllul the only oi'e .needetl to IIMIIIVELY ci'm IvitllK') Hldcnao KIioiimntlKiu, U y o 1 e p n 1 a . Ino rott-t cufcb of 11CM, Hxliuus .ValMited.I'bK.K. lgx. YOUll IIE, from rnrty Indiscretion, lack nerve fonu and falUo attain ttrcnKtb. MIOUT.i:-AnCD MI"f c.ftcii lack vigor, dttrlbat. in;lt to the iwgros of yiars. Tbo MOTlinil, nn.l MAID, nifTcrlnRfrom roniale W'cnkre, i-.ou l)cbllltvandcth?rQil iiwutis will find It thoouly eur. Ti one mil 11 iy that thu Shield lvcn a nat ural alii In a narnrr.l wv WITHOUT DIlUOCflNO THE STOMACH. WnrriuHeil Ono Year, nml llio liest nppliuiicq mailt'. IUuratcd I'amphbt. THItF.K TVPESOP .MEy, also riimpblut for l.adla i 'ily, Kntoii ivcelnt of Cc, scaled; unjeskd, I Hi:ii, American Galvanic Co., OFFIGESji s E "Fi ITT JLwKJ 1 OF THE ltS-:pqc 9 llo liniiotcn- Stock Farm, Crooso lie, Wayno Co., Mich. SAVAGE 4; KAKNUjl, Piiowuetors. HVSMORTED Perchepon Horses. All at-' t;lected f'om ths rrct cf flrca and dema of cs.ablirte ren.if. ion m-J tc"lstcrad ia tbo Krencb.aal Amtrlc. u r'aj t.'l 3. ISLAND H6ME U bsaiitifjlly tljuatc-4 rt the I ni cf (ine-fra Ile In t!ia Dsimh Kitcr. trn rtf.n boVrl- tBa Citv-T and laaccewola Iy wltood rr1 rurm"-crt. "iirrs not faait.iar vflth ths locai.on r-v rail mtttr rfike. a l aupau Ilui'.dX'. and on - -. t ill uccoirranv liem ta tho (arm. C:na icr 1 at ... piin. (res uy tialL Address. Smaue A; varku:,, 1-etrclt. Mith. lasoo t Hamlin ORGANS: HL-ItCfct IIoti PIANOS: New mode I Firinginc. Do at fiiuclitMAmif as l'u tot en (h prealUnr 'wieitpln1 tvttctn. k' cwwialldre it WorUI Lihi., ti 1 1 1 on t for. nc let yt'ii ; 1 Jiyrant in vriiCBiea.iBt' mtrkatlt fee purity cf tone icjMcs lied ORGAMNtfPIAMO CO. l64TremontSt..Boston. 40C.I4th St (UnfonSq.l. N.Y. 149WibastiAte Chicago. ;rAA---: M. vv ..... .i.'.V BANK, STREET. LeMtrhtori.. Pa.. . Flour-ami Jrecd. AllK'nrt of CIliAJS JTOUpllTflulMlLU nru r LAii-wViiKtrr jiavks. vr inaMjtUxy Gvtcll!ltyinJru urJti m ibn't weoro vvrfiijif Wircrt to nil IV tlicmwith The Best of Coal ImunBJ Itla dwIrrAat Vfllt LOWEST I'itlt!U$. MISCELLANEOUS. -Tlio carat Is nn lmnglnnry weight by which diamonds aft rat&dratll &U6 a term for oJtprbsSIng Xlvi pDHty and (IncHesrf'ot gold. 'the alloyrii'SUpfloJcd to be vllVlUM Ihto tVerttf-tourpart,' called t'a1HtrnrHllts tt'deritls-lk-dflliWctl by tllft-11111111)6? BrtaniW Ift the Ulloj lhat artffiuf3gbld: With Jevclers'ltll I usually'cdildercd as . (our imaglna'ry grains, rfYhltlt 41-10 coutilsrbalanco 72 griilns ifbyf' PHfAlMwl'mtei URcdln . ltchhi,rtIlM. One boriia? cured ilie worst c434 Jf '20" yoatiBtandlrlgrJ no bnev need suffer live) .nllnfite4" after using William'. InlLnPlliirilnlmanl Tlnh.'1 . lllll.UI a .lldlUII A 4.W Vy....Ul.V, A.MU- Sorbstumofs, allays Itching of thft prl vAte mrts. ndtblne else. Sol'd By drue- Cilu and milled on receipt of price', j. William's ilf'g. Co., Pron's., Clcvclintl, 0. Sold nt Thomas' drugAtbrc. A IfOiidoiv firm of pencllinakera manufacture their shavings and saw dust into an nrllclc which they call tho "Dust of Lebanon1-' It . is sprinkled upon the ilro to remove the unpleasant smell of cooking nottccablo la a room after a meal. A Canadian professor says that tho Montreal girl's highest and noblest aro billon Is to ''catch on" to an American bank thief with a fat wallet. To Young Ladiec. If your life is made a burden owing to blackheads, pimples and other eruptions on the face marring your beauty and causing so much chagrin, it Isno lonrjer necessary 10 endure it. ur. riagg s Family Ointment will certainly remove all such blemishes and leave your, skin soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by all druggists ana manea on receipt 01 price, 20c. Williams JIfc. Co.. I'rou's.. Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. ."Ilowcan I always win money at poker?" writes an anxious subscriber to a western editor. "How do I know?" replied the journal. "If 1 could do that do you suppose 1 would be fool enough to edit a paper?" They don'-t want young lady teach- crs In Virginia who have not passed the giggling age. When In tbo Wrong Channel The bile wreaks previous injury. Head aches, constipation, pain in the liver anu siomacii, jauucitcc, nausea ensue. A few doses of Hostetter's Stomach Hitters will reform these evils and pre. vent further injury. It is a pleasant aperient, its action upon the bowels be ing unaccompanied by griping. The liver Is both regulated and stimulated by it, and as it is very impolitic todis- recaru uisoruer or inai organ, wuicli throush nealect may culminate in dangerous cougostlon and hepatic ab scess, tne Hitters snoum lie resorted to at an early stacc. Failure to do this' renders a contest with the malady more protracted Fever and ague, rheuma tism, kidney and bladder troubles, are remedied by this line incdkiine, and the Increasing iudrmaties of age mitigated by it. It may be also tiscdln convales cence with advantage, as it hastens tho restoration 01 vigor. In respect to giving, Henry Ward Beechcr says, there are very few of us who give according to our ability, or anything like It. Tho great generosity of the world usually lies below tho me dium line. Except from Minnesota and Michi gan highly favorable reports of the corn crop are received. Hay Fever. I was severely afflicted with Hay Fever for 25 years. I tried Ely's Cream Balm, and the effect was marvelous, it is a perfect cure. Win. T. Carr, Presbyterian Pastor, Elizabeth, N J. l'rico 00 cents. I was atllleted with Hay Fever for seven years Ely's Cream Balm cured mo entirely. II. D. Chillihan, I. it fat. I,. It. 11., Terre Haute, Ind. Hay Fever. One and one-half bottles of Ely's Cream Balm entirely cured me of Hay Fever of ten years' standing. Have had 110 trace of it for two years. Vlbert A. Ferry, Smlthboro, N. V. Price CO cents. At a parish church In Surrey, Eng land, recently, says a newspaper, a Idowcr of eighty-four was married to a widow of oighty-seven eighty-seven years, that means, of course, not eighty seven husbands and it may further be noted that none of the relatives objected to tho match on the ground that the bride was older than the groom, and that she would be likely to lose her bloom before he reached his prime. By accident a man swallows a poison. How frishtened he Is. How the home antidotes are sent down after It, and In what glowing terms the messengers hurries along the doctor. Yet hosts of excellent people arc slowly dying of poisonous elements in their blood. The liver should have removed these, but It Is weak and diseased, and so fails of Its duty. Do you understand this fact? If so, you will be gl.nl to learn that Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Iiemedv cures liver complaint. In a Scotch divorce case which came before the Court of Sessions the couple had been married for thirty-five years, and the wife, who was the pe titioner, wits the mother of fifteen children. Anions children there Is no nlairuo that cats away life's energies so rapldlv as that of worms, which aro the out growth of blood impurities. Thev are jjuicclud by nervous j-estlcasneiss, .1111- inuur.u appciito lor loon, Hollow, sunk en eyes, and a general bodily uneasiness. Parents should note these svmntoms and relievo the little ones by the use of uicgar Hitters. Women never appeared on the stage among the ancients. Their parts were represente'd by men" until as late as 1CC2, when Charles II. first encouraged their appearance 'My physician fald I could not live. My liver out of order, frequently vomit ing greenish mucous, sltln yellow, small dry- humors on' face, stomach would not retain' food. Burdock Blood Bitters cured inc." Mrs. Adelaide O'Brian, 372 Exchange st.-, Buffalo, X. Y. The counterfeit 1-ccnt coin can be readily distinguished by its red color anu incKQt snaj of the softness aro easily worn. of the softness of tho metal the edees Tired, Languid Dull Exnctly expresses tho condition of thousands of people at this season. The hleprcstive effects of wtmn weather, and iiid wean condition 01 ine bouv, can on ly be corrected by tho use of 'a reliable tonic and blood purifier like Hood's Sarsaparlllu. Why suffer longer when a remedy is so close at hand? Take Iluod'a Sarsaparllla now. It will give jou untold wealth in health, strength and energy. Josh Billings say: Yung man, I set down every good chance von lean j git; but set down on Mmicthlng hard, rnd rou won't want to set thnro for tVAf FEARFULLY COMMON, j IChluoy Complaints AmontrBoth Sexes and All Ages A Brllhaht IJocdvcry. f here a (nmtthing trarUltio, in, the rnpitf Jngfonio ! kidney ;difac' srtioinjTlhe niimrican,iw.i'liiii wlMilu sbe-; feinr ti years. Many cumcs pccnliikrbt -curtain claeao&Jend lu-prmiuoa utid aggravate these 'trntibVe as, tor example, cureless living, nverwnrk and cx-aure. Dr. Dayid Ken nedyiij K'Hiilout, K. Y , ia fflen (ningMtu lulcd in ( the exr-eptionai "surcf-e's of tiis medicine 'called "Favorilo Remedy" In rreslirfg and radieilly curing lliero most liniiifut U'I Hangernus dilxnlers. I'roiifsnl' iljli", lllui thji liilju'wing, are constantly lirnncht to his sttentlon, and nro puMislinl 'bjr hint lor Iho sake-nf-flinuainds of other mlffriTf whom be desires to reach and benvfit. Tlie letti'i', therefore, may be of yltal intporiance to yon or to someone whom v u know. H is frnmnneof the best knowband liopillar drugglsls ill I lie fine and growing city from winch lie wrilcs, Where those interested may find Mr, Craw lord at bis place ol business on the earner 01 Alain and union street: BrMsonttJ.D, Mask , March 22. 1 SSI. Dr. David KtnntJf, Umlaut, A l'j DRARtijRiFor ten years 1 liad been fif (Ilclrd with kidney disease In its most ao cute fur in, Wliat I snll'red must be left to the Imagination, for nn one can appreciate 11 except those who have gone thrnugnt 11. I resorted, to tny physicians and to many different Kinds of treatment, and spent a ureal deal of inuney, only tn find myself oliler and worse than ever. I may say that I used !5 bottles ofa preparation widely advertined as a specific for this f reclse sort of troubles, and found it entirelv useless at least Tn my case. Yur "FAVOHITE REMEDY" I fay It with a perlect recol lection (d'all that was Hone for mo besides Is the only thing that 'dnt me the slight est good, and I am happy to admit that it gave me permanent reiiel. I have repom mended "FAVORITE REMEDY" to many people lor kidney diceure. and they nH ajree ilh me in saving lhat DR. DAVID KENNEDY'S FAVORITE REMEDY has nut its equal in the wide world for this dis tressing mid nit times fatal complaint. Use mis letter as yuu nvmii best lor tho tienetil of others. Youis, Ac, Lvnun Crawford. 13 W EEKS. :o: . The rol.lCE GAZETTE will bo mailed. securely wrapped, to any addrsss in the United Stales for three months on receipt ol ONE DOLLAR, liberal discount allowed to postmasters, ngeuis noil cluns bample copies mailed iree. Address all (inters to RIOUAUD K. FOX, FKASKI.IN EqCAnr, it. Y. May 30, lSSJ-ly PICTURES Copied and Enlarged in nil sizes from card to life size, viz: Oil Portraits, Water Colore, Pastels, Crayon, India Inksind Photos. All work Rnnnuitreil or no pay. All n, ask is a trial. Oiv tn a cull mid bo convinced. No. 105 North Eighth Street, ALLENTOWN, Pa. . Flt.lNKMN SANTHE. Jlnnntcr. J. .S.'KIM:H)M:it, Agent. ORDERS left i.t IheClAimoK Adv cat Office will reoeive prompt iitteutioti. Feb. 28-ly Beer Saloon aiifl Rfslanrant 1H3 Vine St., JMladelphia. Dennis Gilbert, Proprietor. Tho 1'nr Is funrlshed with clioloo Cigars Froli LaiT, and other refrcshuientu. Per sons mm the Lehigh Valley visiting I'hlla dclpliia aro respectively Invited tn give 1110 a C.Ul. 1IUKXI8 UlLUEUT. flarcli 20, U31-tr. For Newest Designs and Most Fashionable filybsof DRESS GOODS, DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, SILVERWARE,&c, &c. C!0 TO I E. H. SNYDER, Bank Street, Lehirrhtori. Goods guaranteed and prices as low as else- wiien, lor Hie same quality or good 1. July 18, 18SS lyj rnPAPHPRM"llB '7U 10 150 1'" month LiaullliUL'i-ciliiin our MAnAiii H011K8 iB&aaxrzai IIiiu.lh. steady worn lur nrlnir and Mimuier Address J. u. Mr. t;citDV &. (Jo., rhlladelpbia. A A DROP IN AT THE 1 r ..1 a j maroon aavocate OFFICE FOR Cheap. Printing ! A mm reRVOUSCEBIUTV isaz illnntLo cUHed HARKS. 3 fyoctblullndUreuaD, tloofrcelada'scac.9 ' - (lYcrurciaworir. atcu 11 e lr-aiaicnoi pmcr.. It cf tcacdlu fsr thc:j !t- -V ?. CWt our no SCacu'iraaUTjlal ik A Radical Cure F3R HERVOU3 ri-o,snj urn urpooir.3 ul'.s bcicra ukinjrtrccS mtvt ! cvb:rt. Ttke (I : llILP HL-:riithaiiiAl CrMElG WC&1C33,! ret lliti rfi r, W1.S .Ufa. tltntobuil :i. ercsu s o DECAY. nary W'T. fcui d.-d 03 jDi-.aor icconvcBicoet la InYc-'maiMijdr Ecicmn mcuicsi rnnci Lkl.ydl..ctsrptlcm: ; la tite lent of dacus its .pct'l-i lnr-acs ts fell 1 kiiL' -. t dtUr. ThM B&U TtSUU FOR SEVEtt I -AncDyusturiAir; .".V aursl t icuonorihtu msnf rfinlaTn li rcitortd. I Sof if. hidT been Oiufeltocth. - riooT Vwo Mouths. . uMflj the pattcntlircoinctrrrcr fill and rspklTFlnt boll) trI4:iilfUulCCXAAiVU.4U , KATlRtS REMEDY CO.. H'FGCHtKUTS ! VJOH If, Tenth UU. 81. XsOUXS. 10. ni PTWEP PERSOM8! HotflTrurs. ! It r r FARMERS' COLUMN. Fiokled and Smoked Meats. As a rule,' wo keep ourmeals.too long in tho brine, and too long in tho smoke house. This Is true especially of ham and side-bacon for family use. When meals are intended to keep all summer, they must of course bo penetrated by salt, and well suioked; but- for winter and early spring use it Is- far better to salt lightly, and smoke very little. The English farmers have the art of doing this a great deal belter thah we. In many cases tho bacon Is only two days in tho p!ckle,then dried forseverahlays, and finally smokodtwcnty.fonrto thirty. six hours enough to brown the surface well. Such baton is adapted to frying, not to boiling. For boiling, longer salting is necessary, and as a rulo, dry salted bains are preferred. They are easily over-sailed however, and It re quires an experienced hand to do tho work well. The famous Irish bacon is cured .by rubbing in salt, or laying It n short time in pickle, and not smokod at all, but simply drlud in cool weather in a dry atmosphere. Sometimes it is smoked for a few hours, just to give It a line color. When cooked, it is sliced thin and fried, and ia crisp and delicious beyond anylhg we commonly get. Great quantities of choice hams arc shipped from this country to Great Britain, and as we learn, are thus handled. They arc shipped in just as' weak briuo as oxperienco has shown will keep them from talntlngon the voyago. On arrital, the casks are opened, and thrown to soak in a great -at. When tho salt Is sufficiently drawn from the.surfacc,tlicv arc taken out and beaten up Into their orlgiual plump form, then tho trimmers take off a shaving all around ou the flesh side; they are exposed a day in the sinokt) houso, just to give them a golden russet tint, and they aro then exposed for sale. We will warrant that slices of such hams, well broiled, or even filed, will In every quality, beat tho native American homo-cured article, out and out. Am. Agriculturist. The World's Champion. Mr. Edward Haitian, the great oars man, and until his recent contest with Beach In Australia, tho champion of tne worm, may certainly nc looKed upon as an authority in everything affecting athletic sports. Before leaving Australia for this country, he wrote a letter in which lie stated that no liuu used t. Jacobs Oil with tho most beneficial results. Ho found it a reliable remedy for muscular pains in tho arms and limbs, and from his personal experience took great pleasure In recommending It. Xo stronger proof of the truth of what Is claimed for St. Jacobs Oil could be furnished than thls.and it will undoubt edly carry great weight with all tho.ught fttl and Intelligent people. Stripping ths Leaves of Nursery Trcos. When the growtli of deciduous trees is completed, and tho wood thoroughly ripened, there is no further use for the leaves, and they are dropped morn or less rapidly, as the case may be. The currant and tho plum ripen their leaves early, and often shed them In August, while the leaves of tho peach are very persistent, and do not drop until after hard frosts. The leaves of some species of oaks, remain on the tree all winter, or until pushed olf by the new growth in spring. Frost hastens the dropping of all leaves, and an early frost Is a great assistant to the nurseryman, who often pays large sums for stripping his salable trees In the fall. Boys, and sometimes women, aro employed to go through tho rows, and strip the limbs, by a rapid movement of the hand, from tip to base. If tho leaves are ripe, they drop almost with the touch. Thu strippers aie paid sometimes by the day, and sometimes by tho hundred or thousand. The most unpleasant stripping is that of goose berry bushes, and is performed with leather gloves. Sometimes tho bushes are buried for a few days In moist cellar sand, when the leaves blacken and drop off. All tills Increases tho expenso of handling trees In the fall, and in the case of peach trees, many perfer not to sell until spring, or until very late in tho fall, unless a good price cau be ob tained. The removal of tho leaves before the ripening of the wood, causes the shoots to shrivel and die, and though the entire tree may not be lost, Its vitality is apt to be injured. Large amounts of nursery stock have been lost In this way, the cause not being sus pected, and the damage laid to improper packing, or to drying up while In transit, during very hot weather. Am. Agriculturist, An Enterprising, Reliable Honso. T. D. Thomas, druggist, can always be relied upon,not only to carry in stock the best of everything, but to secure the Agency for such articles as have well known merit, and are popular with the people.thcreby sustaining the reputation 01 oeing always enterprising, ami ever rename. Having securea tne -geney for rbn rolehratoi't Dp. IvIhith Vmi- Tll. mvMv fne finnintion. u-lll sell II n. n positive guarantee. It will surely cute any and every ellcctlon of Throat. Lungs, ami 1, 11 est, ami to snow our contmencp, wo invito you to call and get a Trial Bottle Free. Horses' Tails. A little skill aud training on the part of the driver, will prevent annoyance and danger from the horse getting his tail over the reins; and every horse should bo especially broken to feel the rein beneath his tail, mid to bear the pull necessary to retnovc It', without any exhibition of nervousness. So sensitive is the tail, that If a horse has not been accustomed to feeling a rein under It, when it occurs for the first timc,hc may, If spirited prove fractious, and even unmanageable. As it Is an occurrence likely to happen at any time,evcry horse should be broken to It; that is, not only not to mind It, but not to turn his head, when ho feels the pull upon one rein, which Is intended to disengage It. In general, this is easily accomplished, and as this is the only inconvenience to the driver arising from long tails, we are particular In showing how both the annoyance and trouble from it may be avoided. The annoyance which sotno tinics comes from mud or grit he Ins splashed upon the tail, and then being flirted about by Its switching, is avoided bv tying the switch up in muddy A'-atlii-r- -I"' .lov.cii't:,- at. nwpiBapiiaM m aMaASJ il iiniwqa wo w wnmmm amm ww a 99m H. H. " PETERS' Announces Ui lilj customers' abd the citizens- generally that he is ''ON DECK" with ono of tho Largest and most Fnslil.lnable Stocas of Fall and Winter Styles ttrOREiaXS.- DOMESTIC msnufselurod CLOTHS, CASSIMERES. SUIT INGS, AND OVERCOATINGS. -ver beforo show n in Una tlefv competition. Iinc vi'i";i'i nviits tin ii alileed ih every case. Als, on OE GENTS' EUltNISHING GOODS of newest styles, Including Collars, Cuffs, Neck-Ties, Hose, &c., &c- De euro you call and examine goods and prices before going elsewhere H. H. PETERS, The Tailor, EXCHANGE HOTEL BUILDING, Bank Street, - - April 18, 18J5ly Bateliff BAKERS and CONFECTIONERS, AND DEALERS IN ICE CREAM, PltESH II MUD & MSCU1TS every day. Delivered in town on luesday, lliursday ACKOVVLEbSED to be HEADQUARTERS EOR Canned Goods, Sweet Potatoes, Cranberries, Lemons, COCONUTS, LEWIS respectfully informs his many line vnmornil lite 73 "N O m w.w ...w , mio jswa. LEWIS WEISS, April 4, 1684-iy WHO IS UNACQUAIMT'JD WITH TUB see ur ESAHiiinnc; CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY By ro'n of iw central position and close relction to rll principal lines Ecet end Vo3t.o.tlnlt.alancl tarram.il points, constitutes tto moot Important mld-contl-nontal lint in that system of throujU transportation which Invites rind iaclli t atos travel and tratno botwoon cltloa of tho Atlantic nnd Pacific Conbts. It is also tho favorlto and best routa to end from points Ecst, Northeast nnd Bouthoaot, nnd corresponding points W est. Northwest end Southwest. . . Tho Roclc Island syat im Includes in Its mnin lino nnd branches, Chlcaco, Joliot, Ottawa, LacSallo. Poorli. Gonosep, Molino end Rock Inland. In Ullnois; Davonport, Uusoatlno, Wnshlnsrton, Fnlrilcld, Ottumwo. OEkalcosa, West Ltbortf, Iown City, Dos Moines. Indianoln, wintereet. Atlantic. ICnoxvlllo, Audubon, Harlan, Qutlirlo Contra .and Council Dlufls. In lowo; Gallatin, Trenton, Cameron nnd Kansas City, In Missouri; Leavenworth and Atchison, In Kansas; Albert Leo, Mlnnoapolls ivnd Bt. Fnul. In MJuneeota; Wctortowa in Dauoto, and Uundrods of Jntorjnodlato cities, towne, villages nnd etatlona. THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE Guarantes Its patrons that eenBO of pereonel security nfforded by n solid, thorouThlsr bllaated road-bad; smooth tracks ot continuous etoel rcll; sub stantially built culverts and Dridiros; rolling; stock ns near porloctlon as human still can maUo it; tho safety nppllancos of petent buffers, platforms and aiv-brak03: aud th-at oxaetlnj dl3cipllno which (rovonva the praotlcal operation of all lt3 trains. Ota-r epoclafties of tills f cute aro Transfers at nil connection points In Union Depots, ai.il the unsurpaieed comforts and 'usuries of lta Pr.sseno;or Equipment. . The Fast Express Trains between fhicnpo end tlio Mlfsourl River nro com posed or woll ventilated, finely upholstered Day Coaches. Mcgnlllcent Pullman Palaco Slospors of the latest lalgm, and sumptuous Dlnlnir Cars, In which olaboratoly oooked meals aro leisurely eaten, "trocd DlBCstion wnltintr on Appetite, and Health on both." Bctwoen Chicago and Kansas City and Atcbissn, aro also run tho Celebrated Reclining Chair Cars. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE:, Is tho dlroct and favorlto lino betweon Chicago and Minneapolis end St. Paul, whoro connections are mid-) In Union Denote for all points in tho Torrltorieo and British Provinces. Over this route. Fast Bjcnresa Trains nro run to tho wuterinrr places, summer resorts, plcturosquo localities, and huntiiMr and flsh lnir crpundo of Iowa and Minnesota. It is aleo tho mcst desirable route to tho rich wheat fields and nastor.-'l lands of Interior lnkota. Btill mother DIRECT LINE, via Seneca and KanUakeo, has been opened between Mowport News. Richmond. Cincinnati. Indianapolis, rnd Lofayotfo end Council Dlufls. Kansas Cltv, Mhvioapolia and St. Paul and mtermedlato points. For detailed Information soe Maps and Folders, obtainable, an well as Tickets, at nil principal Ticket OSlccs la tho United States and Canada; or R. R. CABLE, PfMiJf.t and CBcerJiJlinjjsr, Chuajj. sictfon, ami ill price. On, ttt hut Hm ln$t nf workmen nte 3r2. vi nutauauii,' o u u Ilk II 11 M r band n lull and Fashionable line l.ehighton, Penn'a. & Gliubb, PEANUTS, &0. and Saturday. Bananas, Mince Meat, Apple Butter, Apples, ONIONS. WEISS friends and customers that he A 1STT OTer-Tl cmrvT T-i axnu UjLVJJ i3AUi S-l Into the HEW BUILDING, nearly opposlto his Old Stand, and lhat he Is now receiving and opening up for tlieir Inspection a very larso and riirhlon.ible Hoc ol wall-selected Boots, Shoes, Gaitebs, Hats, Caps5 UMBRELLAS.&c., sultahlo for SPRING and SUMMER WEAR. AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES! and Invites you to call and examine Goods and learn prices before pur cli iflni: elsewhere. SATISr' AC TION In nil cites lully guaranteed Itemeinber, THE new SlUHK op poslto the Toot of lit IX STKEF.T, BANK Street, LEHMTOft CEOCRAPHY OF THIS COUNTRY, WILL Trim 'fle, Ttiai inu E. ST. JOHN, Oc ncrsl Tlclct tni ras.:n;tr Ajcr.t, Chl::j. in all sorts, Tho llavkeye says: A West II lit man got tip In a vague state of mind tho otlitir morning, ami feeling nrmiml in tho dark for lii.H socks, got hold of his vt-lfo's striped stockings. When he pulled thcin on and stretched them up he felt so completely dressed that he didn't think of putting on anything else, but went mooning around until he found a lamp, and fell to the floor in r fit of terror nt the sight of his legs. When they restored him to comclous ucss they couldn't make Mm believe that the houso hadn't been burglarized by a circus clown or an cscajied convict, because, ho said, "I saw hltn tho vnlmttc I struck the match,- jus), as plainly, as I sea you now. Nobody's safe In these awful times." A good anecdote Is told of a boiisc pallitcr'd son, who Used the brush dex terously, but who had acquired the habit of putting Hon too thick. One day his father, after having scolded him for lavish daubing, nnd all to no pur pose, gave him a severe flagellation. "There, you young rascal," after per forming tlio painful duty, "how do you like that?" "Well, I don't know, but It sccins to me you put It on a thunder ing sight thicker than I did," whined the hoy. It is tho Uurlington Hank-eye that remarks as folloivs: Edward Everett Halo rushed into print about it and m.ido a great fuss, just because n woman he met didn't know anything about It. If Edward had ever met tho woman on a railroad train who bounces you tor your opinion on the powers of returning boards nnd qnalifications of elcctors.nnd says that the results of tho unofficial canvass of the poll-books &o cast do not In any degree vitiate tlio certllied re turns m all states so polled, nnd the elective franchise could by no means Inure to the decision of an electoral col lege thus chosen, or otherwise not; and drowns the rattle of wheels In that strain for the next fifty minutes, he would go hack to that woman who doesn't know the difference between a commissioner of highways and President of the U. S. and marry her. At a dinner party there were two sisters present, ono a widow who had just emerged from her weeds, the other .not long married, whose husband had gone out to India for a short term. A young barrister present was deputed to take the widow down to dinner. Un fortunately ho was under the Impression that his partner was the married lady whose husband had just arrived in India. Tho conversation between them began with the lady's remarking how extremely hot It was. "Tcs, It Is very hot," returned the young barrister. Then a happy thought suggested Itself to him, and he added, with a cheerful smile, ''Hut not so hot as the place to which your husband has gone." The look with which the widow answered tills happy thought will haunt that young barrister until the day of his death. One of our Xevada ranchers, says the Keno, Nevada, Gazette, sent his wife East to sec the big show In Phila delphia, and followed in about three months himself. Tlio worthy couple stayed with relatives, about ten miles from Philadelphia, for six weeks, and upon returning to tho land of the sage brush was asked for particulars in re gards to the exhibition. "Well," said he, "I'll tell you how It was. My wife was visiting round afore I went, and didn't get to the city, and when I got there brother Jim was just thrashing his buckwheat, and they kept us so busy hclpin 'em that I didn't get to the show at all." Last Sunday morning Squibs and a friend wcro late in starting for church. They stood on the corner and motioned to tho driver of an Eighth street car, who looked right straight at them, and then gave them a lively cbaso of nearly half a block to reach the car "Let us off at Dnttonwood," said they to the conductor, and he bowed in a very com placent and condescending manner that he would do to. The cxyression of his face was such that all doubt was in stantly set at rest. The first sound that Issued from his lips, however, was Olrard Avcnuel A renionstr.ineo elici ted, with thesainoconlUlcntal and bland assurance, the Information that the car on Fifth street runs back across llutton wood. They reached the church just as the service was out. "Do you know, Squibs," said the doctor, "that I often wonder what we should do without these street cars. They aro so conven ient this sloppy, bad weather; the con ductors are so obliging, gentlemanly, thoughtful." Squibs was struggling in ids heart to remember the Sabbath day. Some little timo ago a gentleman bought for a few pence, at n bookstall In London, an old book which was of no particular value, but which lie hap pened to want. It was bound in vellum and by the lapse of timo the skin had become separated from the cardboard to which It had originally been pasted. On reaching home, and when about to commence the perusal of his purchase. he noticed something between tlio vel lum aud tho boartls. Without much thought as to what ho was doing, he un folded tho vellum, when, to his great delight, ho saw what proved to be near ly a whole pack of .very rare and ancient playing card3. After keeping his treas ures for some little timo and exhibiting tlicm to his friends, he was at last In duced to part witli them for a consider able sum to the British Museum. lie has spent all his time since in examin ing the bindings of old books at stalls and elsewhere. Aloiui) writes that lie cannot help writing poetry; tlmt.ilt is.n frenzy with him. a passion. That lie talks in verse even in ordinary conversation, and wants to kiiow if a trip across the ocean to the homes of poetry would be good for him. Oh, no, Alonzo, no. Do not go across tlio water; go into it. Go and soak your head, Alonzo. Soak It up to tne arm pus, ana Keep it in uuuer about cloven hours. The Advocate is the host adver tising medium in this section. Poultry. In using the Simons Liver Regulator with my chickens, I take a packagc.nilx It with the dough, and feed It to them once a day. Uy this treatment 1 have never lost from chicken cholera or gapes a single chicken in the last five yean. 1. 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It will cure you. If you wake up in the morniag with a bitter, bad taste in your moutli, R1 A TTTI Simmons Liver Regulator. It cor. I Q H P. reels the Bilious Stomach, sweetens A A4 UU the Droath, and cleanses the Purred Tongue. Children often need some safe Cathar tic and Tonic to avert approaching sickness. Simmons Liver Regulator win relieve Colic, Head, ache. Sick Stomach, Indigestion, Dysentery, and the Complaints incident ts Childhood. At any time you feel your system needs cleansing, toning, regulating without violent purging, or stimulating without Intoxi cating, take Si: PREPARED BY J. H. ZEILIH & CO., Philadelphia, Pa. EEMOYAL! Dr. C.T. Horn, Itespcctfally announces to his customers anet tho people generally tl.at ho has removed his DRUG STUUKfroni Leuokel's lluildlng to bis new store room opposite the Public Square Hank Street, Lchighton, Pa., where lie will be pleased to rreelre friend! and the public, and supply them with Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Lamps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars. together with a fine line or latest designs la ;WaIl Paper AND DecorationS, nt Lowest prlees. Persons can also obtain Kye-(lhtsica ami Spectacles, properly ad. )d,ted to their slxht at reasonablo prlees. Prescriptions compounded with care day or, night. Remember, THE CENTRAL. DRUG Store, Keb.X.-yl Bit. 0. T. HORN. LAND OUuima tfpceifclty. a nit WAH 1! A V I'M A II II (Ttfi V A t. IIVI.lilj.it IjAU IrriltlirilvAla iNiinrl nllbli..lanrt s TV) a Of lilt t3 s II f lllL'OT" L 1 (I IIKIIMKIII,- vim aiiiiiiii unn aiiir A uuu(U ini1 B'jlu, Iiiiriro .Stock, anil Hltflieit Frfcva prilil, Uo yuu vnt to roll or buy? If , write to A. A. THOMAS, Attornex ot Law. WaihlnxtoD. 1. U. jan.G-tre. Central Carriage Works Hank St., Lolilghtoii, Pa., Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring Wagon, &c, I if every description, In the .most substantial manner, and at'I.oweit Cask l'rlces Itcpalrlng Promptly Attended o THEXLEIt & KIIEIDLER, April 29, 1883 yl Proprietors, wm. nuppy & SON. of East Maueh Chunk, are, prepared lo do all kinds of Plasters & Ornamental Wort at shortest notice. Orders hv mall will r. ceive prompt attention. Terms moderate irgoodwork. seuUtf MANHOOD Itestorcd. A irentleinan havlni Inneeently contracted the habit of sell abuse In his viiutli, and In ennscaueiice sutlered all the horrors uf Sexual Incapacity. Lust JMna hood, Physical Decay, tleneral Prostration, elo , will, out nl sympathy for his fellow sufferers, mall froo the reoive by wbieb he whs finally cured. Addrers lu confidence J. . I'lNKEY, 4'i Cedar St., New York. dec.27-ly M.nnro money than at anything else by tuklOK un agency for the best selllnic book nut lleglnners sueceeil grand, ly. Nnne lull. Trrtue free. Hallstt Hooic Co., Portland, Maine. dsoJO-ly No Patf nt No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors In tbe United States Canada and Europe, at reduced rates. With oar principal office located la Washington, directly opposite the United States Patent Oltlce, we are able to attend to all patent nusincss wiin greater promptness and de spatch and at less cost than other patent at tornevs who are' at a distance from Wash. Ington, and who base, therefore, to employ 'associate attorneys." 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