25 YEARS IN USSo TKs QmtMt Modhal Yrinnmh of the g( symptoms on a TORPID LIVER. ten at appetite, Bowels coiUtc, I'ola In tee bead, with a dall ccl-uIou la tho bc!i poTt( Fain under tho ebonlJcr Mart -i Fullnou after catin?, v.lthmll. tpcllnatloato exertion cf L'adr or.tnlnfj TrrUabUltrof temper, I.ovreplrltrtWltb a feeling of bnvlntrncslcctcd icmo tliitr, Woarlnrta, Slzzlacesi FtuttcrlcaattUa Ucartt Data before tho oyoa, Ucaaacho ever tho rlsbt eye, KcitlcEjncis, vrllli Olfal drcarae, Illahlr colored Lilnc,uu4 C0N3TIPATIOM. THTT'3 riLX3 arc especially adapted to euch cases, ono d9u orrceta oncli a changiiofleellBRiHtoaslonlslitlioE affercr. Tbcrlnrreasot-ltQ AtP tll, nod cause lha bndrfc Tftko on l'lcsliit .i'. Hie ST:cni U ion Dwrr,nmnrii ny n"ir 'j nmo aciiou ou a UJbxe.t l eUriitiiii U milar SlooH oru l r hi,-,t filW'ClilTI" H Af U o ur B li 13 E ti n tw a Has GOAT HMIl or VV UHKZ118 OBar.KOO 10 a BtjT Black by a elitism nppllcnlton of this DTE. It imparts a natural color, acta Jnrtnmaneouly. Sold by Drasirlsta, or fentby cxprea-iou locolptor 01. Offlco, 54 Murray St., How YorJs. IWant MtfNTS TO CEU, ins EV2ISSOUR3 SYEAIYJ Washer bowMrned at rar oir-t-n- if ut Sat f fiflior X thon and pr oe: Jwld, aai ra mwow ooats rl via fieri mi it a, rb oomi rl via fieri mia it a rbQomioai fuoo9Nrrx' norm." cor i.uacue'a circuit ana icrajotoncy out rrobfc wli- Inn tin I'nmliv r. ImmblA. rrfv in rrvrnt inr . iitv! nf RAINBOW RUPTURE 8Wf Blafl nd&Mnslnprrh.-ttvils;r. It Is not a.TruBS.. Worn tor Weht unA itl tvmtet torsoum. fond for Ortnlnr llh tcsti. rfoUij frora urotjfnl (Mri-n rtirtd l y tliitr ?n tit' nunT C"'!' Ktdicnl arfl Uurgiool at. iliri lnA"d 1111 ' mT our p.;iotlf. He lira Cj wri m ui befoi-t ulcx Wiatnijt eK' Nsrve-Life and Viso mm in m ' i'irawn mni mruni This cat shows thj Howard Electric Magnetic Shield ae oppllrd oror the KlU lie) nd NorTo-vlml center. Tno enly p- plMncc cado tnat l!t I'VHty pnrt of the botty, Bnd lh? only oce nocdud to fonTiTEiT ecus tildnej'Ulsouoo It li o unimlKin, t y is i o i 1 n i the word cnea of hciulliul Wcnk stci n.Minus Hon, Iiiinoicii cy mid nil Vlf oubch nnd AVrak licfiorthe Urlno Gcnitul Organs OF 7UE 1'itrotcd Feb. 25, 1CT. YOUNO MKN, from rany lndtfcretloa, loci nfrve forei sad fill to tittaia elreujth. MIDDI.IVAOED MHN often belt Igor, ntiribut lns it to tba progress of year. Tho MO niKU, WW V, ond M.tD, eiifforlimfrom Prmle WiMiknoKt, Nifroua Debility and other oil mcnt, will flu 1 it tlia only euro. To one anil U we ray that the Shield gives nat ural &td in ft natural war WITHOUT DUC001V0 TUB STOMACU. AVarraulcrt Oio 1ar, nnd tlio best nppllanco inudo Illatrat'd rmphlt, TURK!! TYPKS OV MEK, al raraphlct for Ladli-n only, ecnt on receipt of Oc, ecaltd; ti!i?alcJ, I'REE. American Gaivanic Go., OFFICES: lio:) Cliextnut St., Plilln. ISLAND ROME Stock Farm, Crosso llo, Wayno Co., Mich. SAVAGE is VABSUM, I'ltoi'uusroiia. ratrc:!: So. JC5 (11K IMPORTED" Perchei'osi Horses, AH tv:k seteeted fi'.ro the pt cf sires ard decs of established repuUJ-.o sod reeisteicd la tue Frenea aot American ttud bocls. iSLAr.'n Kntv!E b hoiitifuHy fltund el tVe Inrl cf Grown Un in th. Dstroit Ulver. t o v ilea Vi- (, the City ocd Is ar-ev-ibl- by railroad tr.il nmn.iirit. Vf' rrj not lamltlar with the ioeai.cn try call ntcltvcff.ce, siCrapxu rtu.ldir. and an e-.cii ,11 nicnutpf ry Iheui to the tarra. Sen ! far ert".o,!ui-, tree by iLiil 4.d4iew. Savaois & Vaxkvu, lJetrcit. llith. TO CONSUMPTIVES. The RiUtrtlier liavinu- been permanently cured uftlmt dread rilicaif, Coniuiiipllon, by ailmple remedv, it aniioni to make knon lo Llx. feUoiT auffcrcr tho mean ot cuio. To all who daalro it. he will rend a copy of tho prescription (Freo), wlih the illrerilons lor preparing and uiluir the aime nlilrh lliey ulll and mreenre f"M)0OKh, t!ol(la,-Con-tuinpllon. Ajlhma. Ilronrlilili. he. 'a riles lllhlnir the prerrrlptlon, will pleaio nrlttre!', hkv. x.. v iiiua, iui ircnn nireei, Wllliauuburch, M. Y. declT-ly M. HE11.MAN i CO., BANK STRHET. Lohighton, Pa., MIl.I.t!Dil Deile'Vla Flouivaiid'Eeed. .- . - x.11 K'rdi of ORAIN UOUGIIT.niid SOLD riEtlVLAHMAlCKBT RATES. - We -Toold. alio, leaixttlallTtBlarn- eorelti cot 'ht vro iw.ww luliy prepared to bU LytUemwitU The Best of (tyd! l r en my; (Hi -4rtat VKU I.DWBST I'ltltMlS. , A' UEJJLUAH CO. i i mOElLAHI0U3. Made out ol hole cloth a mosquito b.ir. "I'm struck ou your shape," as the shinglo said to the hoy. The uiOst striking thing la tho way of fashionable bronze mantle ornaments a clock. PllfllPllMll rilMtil Sure cure for blind, bleadlnc and Itching pilM. One bos has cured the worst case of 20 years Maudlin. No one need nuffpr lire mlnuws after using William's Indian TJila Ointment. It ab sorbs tumors, allays itchlnc; of tho pri vato parts, nothing olso. Sold by dniR Rlstn aud mailed ou receipt of price, 81, w imam's iit'ij. 1.0.. i'ron a., oieveianu, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store Mr. Murphy, thotemperanco lectur er, quletc 1 a noisy baby In the audience by sending out and buying some candy for it, Mr. Murpby Is not the only temperance lesturer who gives his audi- ones ''taffy.'1 An oastern authoress asks: "Can anybody stick closer than a husband?" A porous plaster can crowd him for tho honors, dew madam. To Yoang Ladies. If your life is nude a burden owioe to blnckhcads, plmplei and other eruptions ou the face marring your beauty and causing so much chagrin, It is no longer necessary lo endure it, in. f lagg s Kamllv Ointment will certainly remove all such blemlshea and leave your skin soft, tmooth and beautiful. Sold by all druggists and mailed on receipt of price, 20c. Williams Mfg. Co., Trap's., Cleveland, 0. Sold at Thomas' drug store The vocabulary of a child fivo years old Is said .not .to exceed two or three hundred words; but that of a full grown woman with a new bonnet that don't suit her, would exhaust the aver age run of pockst dictionaries in ten minutes. Old menlovo the past, younr; men love tho future, but if you want to tickle a girl'6 fancy, giic her a present. Whoa In tho Wroas Channel The bile wreaks grevious Injury. Head aches, constipation, pain in tho liver and stomacn, jauudlce, nausea ensue. A few doses of Hostettei'3 Stomach Bitters will reform these evils and pro vent further injury- It i3 a pleasant aperient, us action upon tno bowels ho' ing unaccompanied by griping. Tno liver is both resulatd and stimulated by It, and as it is very impolitic to dis- reeaid unorder ol mat organ, wnlch through neslcct may culminate in dangerous congestion and hepatic ab scess, me iiiucrs stiouin no rcinrtou lo at an early stage. Failure to do this renders a contest with tho malady more protracted. Fever anil ague, rheuma tism, kidney and bladder troubles, are remedied by this flno medicine, and the increasing Infirmities of age mitigated by it. It may bo alio mcd in convales cence with a vantage, as it hastens the restoration of vigor. A Hoitoii man was arrested for call ins his servant a "redhead." If he had spokeu of her hair as a capillary sub stance wearing a rosoato blush like unto the brilliant hue of a golden sunset, ho wottld have gained the applause of every resident of his city. A llmbcrger cheese man at Water town, If. Y., has failed. Ills assets are strong. Hay Fever. I was severely afflicted with Hay Fever for 2i years. I tried Ely's Cteam I5.ilm, and the effect vias marvelous. It is a perfect cure. Wm. T. Car.-, I'resbyterlan Pastor, Elizabeth, N. J. Prlsa 50 cents. I was alUletcd with Hay Fever for seven years Ely's Cream Halm curdd mo entirely. II. D. Chilllhan, I. & St. L. U. R., Terrc Haute, Ind. Hay Feer. Ono and one-half bottles of Elys Cream Ilalm entirely cured me of.Hay Fever of ten years'" standing. Havo had no trace of it for two vears. Albert A. Perry. Smithboro, Y. Price CO centa. Both men and woman are fond of theatre going in this country. The wo men liko to go to the society plays to see hosv thu actresses dress, and the men to the variety plays to sec how they don't dress. The newest French absurbity In the millinery line is a bonnet trimmed with asses' earj. When r. clrl puts on one of them and walks out with a dude, it will look lllct: a well-matched team. By accident a man swallows a poison. How frightened he Is. How the home antidotes aro sent down after It, and in what glowing terms the messengers hurries along tho doctor. Yet hosts of excellent people are slowly dying of poisonous elements in their blood. The iivcr should have removed these, but it is weak and diseased, and so falls of Its duty. Do you understand this fact? If so, you will he el.v.l to learn that Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy cures livor UUllipi.UlH. "Ah, which of theso roadi leads to Bushwick?" "Both of them load there, but, if you let uio advise you, take the left one, for sec a rain storm is coming up on the right." An approved method of frosting windows is to wash the panes with op- 6om salts, saya an exchange. Taken Internally they sometimes crento entire ly new pains. 'I was all run down, and Hood's Sar- saparllla proved just tho medicine I needed," write hundreds of people! -Try it, now. -A cynical bachelor of another city says woman is a good daal likcanaccor lion. You can draw them out, hut she makes music" If you attempt to shut her up. -Subscribe for tho Advocate onlv SI a year. The cheapest paper In tho .county.. Subscribe now and get all tho very latest local and editorial news. 3cts for singla copies. Among children there Is no plague iimi, oats away uic a energies so rapidlv as that of worms, which aro the out". growth of blood impttrlties.-'Thcy are detected bv nervous restlessness, nn. natural appetite for food, hollow, sunk en eyes, and a genei nl bodily uneasiness. Parents should note these bvmntoms and relievo the little rjnej by the Use of A young English giillii India ha. becdnitf a Buddhist. Iu 'answer to the query as lo why she l)d done It, sho replied: "I know on which side my bread Is Buddbered. "My pbyslelan -said I could not live. My llrer out of 0Wer7frequently vomit ing greentsli mucous, skin yellow, small dry humors on face, Momuch would not retain iooj. iiuruocK mood Hitters curoil me." Mrs. Adda Ida O'Brian, nvi lAenange si., iimiaio, ., v. alio- Molviiiiioedaiis Iwve ninelv-1 nine nanioo for (iod, hut no Mohamme dan ever uses all of tlie.iu until l.e Vutiht his fluKir iu tiiciiuj down cur- FE ARFULLY COMMON. Klchov Complaints Amour; Both Ecxei and All A get A Brilliant Eocovory, There la imnclhitig stall lug in the rapid increase ol dirlney diteaiea amoiiK the American peopla within th h few :it fra. Many chijm peculiar tn certain claeva lend loprodiici and argravate these Irmiblee a, lor example. currl'M livjng, overwork ami ex, ' euro. Dr. DjvuI Ken nedy, of U.,tiilmit. II. Y., U often cunRratti biliil on Hie ojwcptiongl urces of Ins me.linne called "Favcirltn Remedy" In iiliesilnj anil radically curing thefo moat Imlulul nnd ilangeroua dlnirders. Proofs ol iliis, lik the lollnwlng, are constnully liiKiialit In hin.fltlrntliiti, nn are putilished by lilm lor the salta. of ili.nninda of other anll'i'ir whf,m " lie" dcftfea lo reach nut! b'lnfit. The lettT, Ihe-efure, may te i t Vital ttiii-irlant'e to .y oil or to .somenii whom V 'U kimiv. ll la Iroui onenf the best known nnd pomilur dryglsla ii Ilia fine and prowinfj oily fron'i winch lie wrtiet, where llniVinlerestctl may (lud"Mr. Craw lord at hit place ot busmen in the earner of Mnt'n Hnd'nlnn rluels:,. . . firmoriu.n. Mass . Marcb 22. 18.11 Dr. ZJat'd tfcnriJi, liondaut, . Y; l).ARrrttrl,nr ten yoara 1 had been af Aide, I willi kidney disease in Its must ac. rute form, What I aiifTereil must ba.left t" tho imsKlnati'in, for nn ono can appreciate It except thcen who bnve C"iif tliroiight it I resnrted to my physician? ami lo tnaoy different ainds "of treatment, and spent great ileal of tnuney, only to find mysell oliler and worse than over. I mav say that i used 25 bolllee of a preparation widely adverliedHj a apecifia- fur this rrecisa sort of tn.ubles, and found, it entirely moleai nt leat tn my caso. Your "FAVOKITE REMEDY" t savlt with a perfect recnl Urtion of all that wm rinnn fur ma besides Is the only thing that did me the alicht est guod, ahrl I Bin happy lo admit lliat It lave "nie perninent reliel. 1 hive reon meinled 'TAVORITE REMEDY" to many inonle lor kiduev rliseuse. and lliey nil ai'rea with mo in "vine that I)R DAVID KENNEDY'S F A VOUITK .REMEDY has not Its eijuiil in the wne worM nr this dia Iresilnn and nit timet fatal cotniiliunl. Vf this letter a. vnu deem beet for the benclit of others. Youts. .to., Lyman Crawford. 13 WEEKS. Tho rOMCE OAZETTE will bo mailed securely wrurie,l, to any addrass fn the Unlted'Stales furtlireotnoutha on receipt ol ONE DOLLAR. Liberal discount allowed lo postmasters, ngouts h nr clubs Bamplo coiiea mailed free. Address all orders In RICHARD K. FOX, I'iunkux EtjOAnit, 11. Y. May 31), 1SS3-I Piclnres ! Pictures ! Pictures ! I PICTURES Copied and Enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz: Oil PortrailD, Water Colors, Pastels, Crayon, India Ink and Photos. All v.otl; gnarnnliod or no pay. All i r.bli it a trial. Oivo in a call iiul bu convinced. Ho. 105 North Eighth Stroot, ALLENTOWN, Pa. I'RAJtKM.N S.VSTIJK. Mmrngtr. J. H. KltniDliKR, Ageni ORDERS lilt ht the flAnijn.N- Auvocati Offlca will receive prompt attention. t en. as iy Beer Saloon and Restaurant 1143 Vico St., rhlladolphia. Donnis Gilbert, Proprietor. The Par Is funrlshed with choice Cigars fresh I.tavr. nod other refrcshinenls. Tor sons Irom Ihe l.ehtirh Valley rtsillnir Fhlla detidila uio respectfully Invtled to nlvo n,e n can. i,knhi8 uaucnr, aiuToh rn, U3i-tr. For Newest Detigns nnd Most Fashionable Sly'sof DllRSS GOODS, DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, SILVERWARE, Sec, Sec. GO TO E. H. SNYDER, Bank Street, Lohighton. Goods cuaranlefd nnd prices u low as else where lor the sumo quullty of good i. Inly 18, J885 ly TEACHERS ?Mke 170 to $U0 Pr month Cu-lllriif our Standard l.uuut I tin leu. .Steintv worn fur Surtnir nnd Minuiifr. Address J. 1). Mc UuiidvA-Co., Philadelphia. I DROP IX AT THE Carbon Advocate OFFICE FOE Cheap Printing ! a L ARAWCALCune XiSKVOUB 3 tuXUIKX!- rbcre. Tec. a Juif.n II. urcvtii.tll. mni ei cranio Weaas. SCl'l.EO Iti8i.--anijt doc3' 11.1, rut; vnu MAS t., Liit. .. ;i. or can : SrHYSIJIAIj HlutQ&r luconvvnW jef o 2ZEDATT. ' inYeu7ur A&i,i iir ; Seed Tde'ru 3 pics, u til ret t tr pueftucn Rl" tin fCct oidijMd iw Tsorrn Fon Ervr.i -pfCU.3 lGCUCQCl 14 K. rviUuut dtlnj. Tin Bat umi f mctloniof tha ho. m tn or ?an Urn t$ r Morid, Tie tuimatli e ciuwata .tiff. vhkhiRTetMa wWtil ut f en t i-k jM ihe patient Ifomticbff t rein th&Uil eWXUaU .i(or. l'SAnSOYUSSIII!J..sr I HPUBAKP UA353. I S7?B.17UIX.",rT'. TnaMvntri. - cri 01 rmMantha, . s.nnj rucoXouUil, loot tlAURIO REfrtr.DY CO., fmClftWKTQ vr yaJJSsiiJAiow"itt: i nrrrl.eilnft.irit. A"l" rCnOTSl.reul-rendTrul Vul- ziin tmaertftr.l FARMERS' COLUMN, A Boy's Trlokin Noting. Thb brown nuts are falling, and tho boys are "hot-foot" for thcm,so wo will tell them a trick which we' learned last year, but too late to tell it to our young readers. Wo noticed, day after day, two boys going to the woods, carrying a bag and a clothes-line, and saw. thorn return In a short tlmo with thp bag well filled. Wo followed, to 6co whether tholr good luck was duo to accident, activity, or tholr wits. They used the lino in this way selecting a tree in tho open, on which tho nuts were rlpo and tho shucks opened by tho frost; they shook tho tree by climbing Into It, aud shaking and jarring the branches in tho usual way, by stamping and clubbing, Still the 'finest nuts seem to stick to outermost branches. To get these, was a Btroko of genius, nnd the clothes-line and a littlo "mothcr-wit" were brought into play. The boy in the trco threw the line over a promising branch, co that both ends reached the ground. Tbo boy on tho ground made ono end fast lo a sapling at a suitable distance, and thpn drawing tho other end as taunt as possible, made it also fa3t around the trunk of a small tree. Ho tugged at the lino after fastening it, and then look up tho slack. The bough, of coime. was swayed down. Then ho tugged and tugged, and took up the s,luck again, until the lino was almost as tant as bow-string. Then he beat the lino with a club, as hard as he could .itrlkc, and with each clip, down anno the nuts. Finally he unfastened ono end, and drew It off with some diniculty, to be sure, over tho ends of tho branch, sweeping off a lot of uuts that still held on. THU3 tue principal uranciics worn stripped. They cro lively boys aud did very little loafing, but their energy was pretty well repaid. Am. Agricul turist, A Groat Discovery. Mr. Wm. Thomas, of Newton, In., sas: "Mv wife has been seriously atlectcd with a cough for twenty five years.and tills spring more severely than ever before. She had used many reme dies without relief, and being urged to try Dr. King's New Discovery, did so, with most gratifying results. Tho first bottle relieved her very much, and the second bottle has absolutely cuted her. She has not had so good health for thirty years." Trial bottles free at T. D. Thomas' drug store. Large size SI. Eavc tbo Corn Stalks. i Of the many things I admire in my German nciclibor, none excite my re spect more than the very successful way In which he manages his corn stalks. His plan docs not differ from that generally adopted. He husks his corn lu tho field, tics the stalks Into bundles. stands these bundles into stooks, and when dry, draws them into the bain, or makes them Into a high, nanow stack, that is pretty much all roof. The Deacon and I do tho satuo thing. Tho onlv difference is, that wo propose to draw them in to-morrow, or tho next day, or as soon as convenient, and the result is. that something happens to postpone the work, and before we know it the stalks aro wet. nnd wc must wait until they get dry again. And some times wo repeat this process of waiting for a convenient time, and November snow lhids the stalks still in the field, Not to Mr. Jacobs. He docs not wait. His stalks aro frequently secure in the barn or stack, before some of us coin meaco to husk. Ills cows and young stock aro In the field, picking tip the stray ears and scattered fodder, before they nro injureed by the rain, and before we realize what has been done, the Held Is harrowed to level down the stubbs, and the next day the boys are plowing, and getting the land ready to sow barley next spring. Josr.ru Hauiiis in Am Agriculturist. In tho Forost City. Mr. G. E. Bryan, No. 151 Putnam street Cleveland, Ohio, has naturally much uxperioncc In sickness, with a family of seven children,and his doctors' and druggists' bills arc heavy. Ho states publicly that he has given lied Star Cough Cure a thorough trlal'ln his home, and finds It to be tlie best rem edy that he has ever used for coughs or colds. U contains neither morphia nor opium, and therefore leaves no depress ing elicets. Civil Service on the Farm. In the.ie days, when so much atten tion is given to "civil ten lee reform," and tho merit system, in filling various offices and clerkship 1 In Governmental departments National, State, Munici pal, etc. it may he well to inquire whether the rules adopted iu theso arc not, applicable, at least to some extent, to the engagement of employes in in dustrial pursuits, aud notably to that of tho leading occupation of the country, agriculture. If farmer, everywhere, 'will resolve to employ only Industrious, skillful and trustworthy men, or Uio best that can possibly ho obtained, and require strangers, who apply for work, to pre sent strong recommendations as to char acter and competency, tho diniculty may he measurably overcome. But In order to render this plan practicable, and of benefit to those especially Inter estcd, farmers must scrupulously regard each others interest, For example, no otic who desires to do as ho would be dono by, should recommend, cither verbally or in writing,, a person that ho would not himself cm loy a thing which Is often done by prominent people of various occupations, cither from kindness, or to get rid of applicants. This Is a matter about which f armers should be 'extremely careful, lost they do injury to .other employers, by influencing them tc engage men who prove incompetent, orotherttltc ohjectiontble. Whenever feaslblc.St would be well for farmers to organize, or hao an understanding I about the employment of larm hands, , for mutual protection again! tup Ini position of prtcmll skilled laborers, 1 who aro really incapable, II not Ule ami vicious. I). I). T. Mooim Iiwlw. cultHrlnt. Subscribe for the 1 ah .,nl.v bl t y,-ir L'uiuon Ativo- H. PETERS' 'JTB5B3 TAIjMMK, Announces lo hi.i customers and the c'lizen. generally that he is "ON" DECK" with 0110 of the Largest and most Faslilmnble Stocits of Fall and Winter Style nf FOREIGN DOMESTIC nnnufietured CLOTHS, CASSItVJERES, SUIT- INCS, AND OVERCOATINGS, 11 ever before shown in this S'ctinn. and at nrlces. t'10. Ihst 1 ,lefy ciimpetilion. N 'no but Hie best of workmen eieiFiJiy omiilovoii, henco llie Best Workmanship and Fit is guar- anteed In every case. Als., on hatnl 11 lull ami Fashlonalilo line OF GENTS' FUHNISHING GOODS of newost slylea, including Collars, Cuffs, Neck-Ties, Hose, &c, &o Be cure you call and examine goods nnd prices before going elsewhere. II. H. PETERS, The Tailor, TXCIIANGE HOTEL BUILDING, Bank Street, - - t.ehighton, Penn'a. Arrll 18, W5-ly ' , ' Ratcliif & ClxufoTb, BAKERS and CONFECTIONERS, AND DEAI.KR3 IN ICE CREAM, PEANUTS, &C. FUBSII Blti'J.U) & BISCUITS every day. Delivered in town 011 Tuesday, Thursday ACKOWLEDGED to be HEADQUARTERS roii III respectfully informs his many has removed his BOOT LEWIS WEISS, .Vorll i, 18S5.1y PI mi wmL rnuiid lEijOf IL Spi tag SlSss 1 WHO IU UHACQUAIMTED WITH THE CEOORAPHV OF TKIO COUK TRY, Wiui SCC DV CSAWIWIHC THI3 MAH. THAT TUti CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND &. PACIFIC RAILWAY nv roiaon or lt3 contral position nnd cloeo relation to nil principal lines Enotjmcl Wo3t,nttiitt'olaa tormlnjl points, constitute tlip most Importontmld-cfintl-ncntal linlc in that Bvatem or ttirou?.i tronsportntion which Invites ana loclll intM tr.wtir.nd tralllo Vjotweoa cltiod of tho Atlantic and Pccino Coasts. It Is nlco tho tavorlto and boat routa to T inmn CWrr rn ITrtlrtnr.. Inrtlnnnlo. w ntprroL Atlantic. 1U10XV1L10. Audubon, Harlan, Guthrie Centre Tronton. osmsvon ana iiisa wty, i In Kansas; Aioert iioa, Minneapolis ono Daliota. Bad hundrodaof lntonnocUato i THE GREAT SIOCK ISLAND ROUTE Guarantea Its patrons that eenso or personal cecurlty afforded by a solid, thoroutrhlv billSntid road-bed; smooth trnclta of continuous stool roll; sub stantially 'built diverts and briU(?03; rolling; etock as near perfection as human 8'illl oan malio If. the etifoty nppliances ot patent burTerB. platforms and ntr-bralios; and that oxaotlnir disclpllno which .kovoi-m tho praotlcal operation of nil Its trains. Other upecialttea of this route uro TranstUro at nil oonneotlus jpolnta in Union Depots, arid tho vmsurpaiscd comlorts nnd 'usuries of 'ts pHssentfer Eciulpmont Xho l'ast Bxpreas Trains bat veon Chlongo r.nd tho Mifspurl River nro corn- nosed of woll vontllalod. nneiy upnoiswroa uay i;oacnes. waBiuuixm ruuuiuu Palaco Sleepers of the latest Iumkh, THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Is the direct and mvorlto lino between Chicago and Ulnnenpolis nnd Bt. Paul, where connections are mada In Union Doooto for all points In tho Terrltortoa and Urltleh Provlnoos. Ovor this route. Past Bxnrese Trains nro run to tho nutsaln . nu aimne. MU,i,d r.lrtt 1 ir AiVillA lnnnlltlaA. Il!lll llllTlT.lnt? Clltl I d tl- tnir m-ounds of Iowa and Minnesota. rloirwheat fields and paotoml lands or interior jjguota. .l.ltl TSmutriT MMR .'I,, tint, nnrl irnnknleoo. lina been O between Newport News. Richmond, Cincinnati. Indianapolis, nnd Lafayette nnd Couooil Blulfn KannB Cltv, Minneapolis and St. Paul and intermediate points. For detailed Information see Maps nnd Folders, obtainable, as well as by addressing R. R. CABLE, tru..i ntand Central M.faf:r. '.Wsji 1 and Saturday. AND- friends and customers that he AND SHOE .STOLE Into the HEW BUILDING, nenrlj Is now recelflri; ami ojienlnR up for their lnsiectlon a scry largo and fashionable line ol "Kll-iclcctol Boots, Shoes, Gaitees, 1 s'i ats, oat)s. UMBRELLAS.&c. suitable for SPRING aili SUMMER WEAR, AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES! and Invites you to call ami esamlm Goods and learn prices before pur cnasine elsewhere, SATISFAC TION In all cares fully guaranteed Kemernber, TI1U NEW STOULop posltv the ftot of iujn sTitnr.T, BANK Street, LEMHM rtna irom points Best, worttcast cna nnd Council Dlufls. In Iowo: Gallatin, iwiosuuui llu.hihuuu , . , 1 Kt Pnul ' In Mlnnfisntris Wctortown In cltleo, towns, vfllascs nnd etatlons. ond siunptuous litnini ntr Cars. In which Restlon wnltinry on nnu jxuu&iia uity utiu Cars. It Is also tbe meet deslrabla route .to tho E. ST. CcncrslTIri M nni r JOHN, "ngf Ai-nl fH'.JO. ITEMS OF INTEKST.E The Advocate Is the best adver- i Using medium iu this action. Up in Vermont 17,000 skating rinks arc offered for $800. Tho refusal by a teetotal tailor to mako clotliM for rumsellcrs is a now causo for temperance dltcusslon in Lon don. Tlio 111 fcllng In France towanl England Is Indicated by the fact that one iuuc of a leading Paris dally journal contained five articles abusing tho Brit ons virulently. t A Now Ua von lieggar with a swollcu hind and a story of awful sufTcrltiR from rheumatism has been exposed, llo pro duced the pitiful symptoms by binding Ills arm with a cord. Oysters aro cheap food, and yet a steward explains that they aro unprofit able for hotel tables, because guests never think of letting them tako tho placo of any regular course In a meal. .V llaltimorc negro has literally worn two fingcrs-off In many years of shovel ing coal. The case Is reported by a physician as a curiosity. There is no apparent disease, and no Inconvenience. The Increasing masculinity of Eng lish girls is a topic for many London es sayists, in dress, talk, and manners It Is the fashion with daughters of wealth and refinement to bo as much like their brothers as decorum will allow. Superiority iu American hotels over those of England, as judged by Mack vcood's, lies in tho fact that whatever tho guest wants Is ready for him at all hours. From tho posting of a letter to tho eating of a meal ho finds the facili ties In readiness. Charles O. Leland writes that the masses in Franco bellevo that our civil war was between the Spaniards of South America aud the negroes ot North Am erica. He allirms that as fast as French men learn that wo aro very much like Englishmen their feeling changes to hatred. Two tiny boys with good voices and clever mimicry have been singing on Western railroad trains. They said to sympathetic questioners that they were working their way alone from San Fran cisco to Now York city, and one pas sengcr estimated their receipts In a single day at $40. lie also discovered that they had a manager and treasurer in the person of their father, to whom they slyly rendered up tho money. It Is the opiniou of Prof. Hodge, of Princeton, who has studied the subject carefully, that Sir Moses Moutedoro has gone to the Christian heaven, although he was a devout Jew. Prof. Hodge argues the orthodox belief to be that God may "lead a person outsldo tho Church to essential truth, Independently of human asency." and may "save him, although his relation to Christ may bu so obscured by peculiar conditions as to elude our recognition. Accounts from the larger bummer resorts have agreed that the most suc cessful dandyism was that of three brothers nearly enough alike to bo trip lets. By wearing similar clothes and manners they made a treble Impression, Tor tho observer could see no distin guishing differences, and so tho com bined dude makes three hits to one by any competitor. They put on no shred of American garb. From the tops of their hats to the tips of their socks everything was imported from London. They had a genuine Austrian baron as their guest all summer, taking him from place to place and paying nil his expenses. Four miners sat ono night in June, ISoS, iu a tent at an Australian digging discussing their future plans and deplor ing their Ill-fortune. For weary months they had worked the mine without get ting more than a bare living. At length they decided to leave the spot, though not without regret. Three of theni,wero lu the mine taking a last look "round, when one said to his mates, "Good-by; 1 11 glvo you a farewell blow, " and with that his pick sent Ihe splinters of quartz In all quarters. Ills trained eye spied a Slitter on one of the bits that landed at his feet. He picked it up, examined It, and found it to bo gold. He at ouco proceeded to work with a will. His chums saw that something out of tho common had happened, and they, too, piled their picks vigorously. With si lent resolve they worked on until they unearthed a big nugget. Then a fierce, glad, yell of joy reached the cars of thu fourth man at the windlass at the mine top. "What's amiss?"' he shouted down. "Wind up," was tho reply, and when he did so the lump of pure gold met his gaze. They called It "The Welcome," and obtained $30,000 for It. The claim where the nugget was got is now covered with tho fine streets of the thriving town of Ballarat. A disproportionate tax on foreign era residing In Franco is a new and popular proposition. It is Gen. Custer's widow's written opinion that the wife of Mark Train is young and pretty, with lustrous black eyes, and a prevailing air of delicate re ilni'incnt. The Provincial Bank of Buenos Ayrcs has a capital of $33,000,000 and deposits amounting to $07,000. Theso figures aro not equalled by any United States bank. Cotton can bo easily grown In tho San Joaquin valley of California, but there has been no market near enough for practical purposes. A big mill Is now ready to weave the product. From an address by the Kcv. J. W, nancy, a pastor at Springfield, Ohio: 'Tho Democratic party Is tho road to hell, and tho' Republican party Is tho road to damnation. I'll take to the woods." Ex-Secrctary Boutwcll says as to oratory Unit the only true way for a public man to inform himself about popular sentiment is to go on thoetump speak din-ctly to tho people, and note tho effect of his wonls. Tho riactico of writing political sentiments on walls, benches and other available public spots is common in Paris. They used to lie directed mainly against aristocrats, but now the burden of denunciation is. "Down with tho wealthy." Children oflen need some safe Ca thartlc and Tonic to avert approaching sickness. Simmons Liver Itcculator will relieve colic, headache, tick stom ach, Indigestion, dysentary and the ' -inrdsinif. !nid?nt i tbilirea. 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