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All cursed the copper kettle, Or brass, or such like metal, That made lite doxc so fatal. l'wo bodies with a slnglo need, One stomach-Dump for two I It makes the timeliest bosom bleed. The reddest Hp turn blue. To think that such a splendid feed Such woeful work can do. No more the liners dawdled, But homeward slowly w addled, There to be nursed and coddled. THE SIEfiEJF BERLIN. Wo cro passing up the avenuo of the f'liamps Klysees with Dr. V., tracing in the 'walls tiiklleil by sliolls and the pave incuts torn by grape shot the story of I'aris besieged. As wencarod tho llond Point do l'Ktollo the doctor jiansed, and pointing to one of those great corner houses ho showily grouped aroutul the Arc dc Triomphe: . - 'Do you see," he said to trie, "those four closed windows above that balcony' During the. (list days of that terrible August of 1870 I was called Ihero for case of apoplectic stroke. It was the residence of Colonel Jouve, a cuirassier of tho first empire, his head turned w ith glory anil patriotism, who at the begin. uing of the war had come to lodge In Champs Klysees, In an iiparlinent with a balcony, to bo ptctent at the triumphal return of our troops, l'oorold mauITlic news of AVisscnibourgcaineto him as he was rising from Ihe table. As he rend the nanio of Napoleon at the foot of tliv bulletin of defeat he fell stricken. "1 found tho old cuirassier stretched upon lltu carpet, his faco flushed and dull, as If from Iho blow of a club. Erect, ho must havo been very tall; prostrate, he seemed Immense. Fine features, super!) teeth, a llccce of wlilto curls, eighty years which seemed sixly. Xcar hhn knelt his granddaughter, all In tears. She resembled him. Side by side they seemed two beautiful Greek medallions, struck from tho same die. The one, antique, carth-slalned, with the contour a little worn, the othcr; re splendent and clear, with all Iho bril liancy and velvety luster of the now im pression. "The grief of Ihis child touched me. Her father was on the staff of Mae Million and the linage of this old man strelihcd before her worked In her mind another Image not less terrible. I reassured her as best I could, but at heart I held little hope. We had n caso of out-and-out paralysis of one side, and at eighty that Is not readily recovered from. During three dayB,ln fact.the old man remained in the samo state of mottonlo&s stupor. It was at this moment that tho news of lleichsoffen arrived at Paris. You recol lect In what a strange fashion. Until evening wo all believed In a great vletory 0,000 Prussians killed; tho prince royal a prisoner. I do not know by what miracle, what magnetic ctirront,an echo of this national joy reached our poor deaf mute In the grasp of his para lysis, hut that evening, on approaching his bed, I found no longer the same man. The eye, was nearly clear, the tongue less heavy. Ho had tho strength to smile at me, and stammered twice: " 'Vio-to-ry?" '"' " 'Yon, colonel, a great victory I' "And ns I gave him the details of the splendid success of MaoMahon I saw his featul-es relax. "When I went out tho young girl was awaiting me, pale and erect, before tho door. Sho was sobbing. " 'But he is saved I bald to nor, tak ing her hands. 'The unhappy child had hardly tho courage to answer roe. The true news of KelehsotTen hud just been posted MaeMnhon in Might; the whol army eru ihcd. Our eyes met in consternation. She was thinking of tier father. I wu trembling, thinking of the old man. Surely he would not resist this frtsb shock. Km what wan to be done, i Leave him bis joy, the Illusions which had brought bin) back to life? But them it would be ne. essary to deceive hhn 'V,-r -.-.n r hi:1 ! r-r.L ; m? ,.ni the hereto jjul, quitsly wijig way tta rajcoBspi It" c1 D mm tears, and,all radlant,sho went back Into! her grandfather's room. . j It WHS U IIUIU U151V WIlltJL ff,HC,lliu token upon herself. For a few days nil j went well. The old man was feeble,and he let himself bo misled like a chlldi But with reluming health his ideas be came clearer. It was necessary to keep him informed of the movement -of the armies, to prepare military bulletins. for him.. It was really pitiful to see this beautiful girl bent night Uud day over her map of Germany, pricking Out little, flags, forcing herself toconlblno a whole glorious campaign. Iiazalne' "directed upon Berlin, Frossard in Bavaria, Mao Mahon on tho Baltic. For all tills She asked my advice, and I aided bora's much as I could, but it was the grand father after all who helped us mosliiV this Imaginary Invasion, He had con quered Germany so many times uiidc'r tho first empire? lie know In advance all the moves, 'Now, there's where they're going. That's what they'll do..' And his predictions wcru always real ized, which gave him no little pride-. "Unfortunately It was in vain that wo took cities, gained battles vie novcr went fast enough for htm. That old man was insatiable.' Kach ddy when'I arrived 1 learned of a How 'feat of arms. Doctor, wo have taken Maycnc'e,' the young girl would say, approaching me with a heartbroken sirille, and" I heard through the door a joyous voice which cried out to me: 'We're getting on I We're getting on I In eight days we shall enter Bcrlinl' At that moment the Prussians were not more than eight days from Paris. We questioned, at first whether it would not bo better to re move him to the country; but onru out ot doors, tho statu of Franco would havn revealed all to him, and I deemed him still too feeble to be bewildered by his great shock, to permit him to know the truth. It was decided to remain. "The first day of the investment of tho city 1 went tip'to their apartment, I recollect, very much moved with that anguish of heart which was brought to us all by the closed gales of Paris; the battle under the walls, oursubtitbs be came frontiers. I found Iho good man jubilant and proud. " 'Kb bleu,' ho said to me, 'the siege has commenced, then.' "1 looked at him stupefied. " 'What, colonel, you know?" "Ills granddaughter turned toward me: "Ahl i'es, doctor, it Is the great news. The siege of Berlin has .com menced.1 "She said that plying her needle with such a tranquil little air. How could he suspectVanythlng? Ho could not Jiear the cannon of tho forts. This unfor tunate Paris, desolate and upturned, he could not, see! What lie did see from his bed was a panel of the Are do Tri omphe, and In his room, about him, a complete bric-a-brac of the first empire, w ell calculated to maintain his illusions. Portraits of marshals, engravings of battles, the king of Homo in baby dress; then the great stiff side-tables orna mented with copper trophies, loaded with imperial relies, with medallions, bronzes, a fragment of the rock of St. Helena under glass, various miniatures of tho same lady, all becurled in ball costume, with a yellow robe, mul ton leg sleeves and clear eyes; and all this the side-tables, tho king of liome, Ihe marshals, the yellow ladies with the high shoulders and short waists, of that awkward stiffness which was the grace of 1800 It was this atmosphere of vic tories and conquests, even moie than all that wo could say to him, that made the bravo colonel bclievo so naively In the siege of Berlin. "From this time we found our mili tary operations much simplified. Taking Berlin was now only a matter of patience. From timo to tlmo when the old man worried too much a letter from his son would bo read to him an Imaginary let tor, of course, as nothing now entered Paris, and as since Sedan the aides-de-camp of MneMnhon hail been sent to a fortress in Germany. You can imagine tho despair of that poor child, without news of her father, know ing him to be a prisoner, deprived of everything, sick perhaps, and herself obliged to make him speak in joyous Jetters.alittleshort, as a soldier on the Held would write, al ways advancing into the conquered country. Sometimes strength failed her; weeks would pass wit-bout news. But the old man grew restless and no longer slept. Then there quickly arrived a let ter from Germany, which sho came aud read to hint gayly by his bedside, repres sing her tears. The colonel listened re ligiously, smiletUignKicantly, approved, criticised, explained to us tho confused rwissagoB. But finost of all wcro (he an swers, ho sent to his 6on. 'Xever forget that you are French,' he would say to him. 'Bo generous with tho poor peo ple. Do not make the Invasion too bur densome.' And there were interminable recommendations, admirable preaching on respect for the proprieties, tho polite ness duo to ladles a regular code of military honor for the use of conquer ors. There were also general considera tions on politics, tlio conditions of peace to be imposed on the vanquished. On this point I am bound to say bo was not. exacting. , "Repayment of the cost of the. war and nothingmore. Whatgood Intaking their provinces? Can you take France out of Gcrmanv'i" "He dictated this in a firm voice, .and there wusiticheandirln his words,stiei a beautiful, ixttriotte faith, that it was impossible to listen unmoved. "Meanwhile the siege, was constantly advancing. Xot that ol Berlin,' alas! It . i , . . , ij I bombardment, of the epidemic, of the : fcuuine, ht, thanks, to our care and effort tc tht tmUfatitfabJn uuderpera that miLjndi .! in Mtjofthe c' i 'ij i ri v s.-- ii I ' i i . r ii d Up to tie iistlwas a bio t j net watte bca",.lpr. him and fresh meat. It wns only for him, indeed; and you cannot Jnjagtno anything more touching thatt those Innocently selfish breakfasts of tho grandfather the old man on his bed fresh ai)d -smiling, the napkin tucked under his chin; near him his grand daughter, a little pallid front privations, guiding his hands, . giving him drink, helping . Jilm to, cat nil these forbidden good things, Thcn,f animated by tho meal, in the comfort of his warm room, Jho winter wind without, the snow tos sing about his wilidowsjthe old cuirassier .recalled his campaigns in the north.aud rccounted to us for the hundredth time tlutt terrible retreat from liussla, when there was nothing but frozen biscuit and' Jiorsollesh to cat, . " 'Do yuu understand that, little one? Wo ato horseflesh.' "Did she understand It! For two months she had eaten nothing else. . "From day to day, however, in pro portion as convalescence approached our task with the sick man grow more, dllli cult. That dulling of all his senses which had served so well lliitll then com menced to disappear. Two or three times already the tcnlble broadsides of the rortts Maillot had niadc him start .with, cars erect like a hunting dog. We had.to 'iuvent a last victory of IJazalno under tho walls of Berlin, and salutes Tired, in honor of It on the Hospital of tho Invalldes. Anothcr'day, when his bed had bcen pushed near the window ,it was, I think, the Thursday of Bu.en- val he saw plainly the national guards .who formed in theavenuoof the Grande armee. ".'What troops are these?' demanded tho old maut and wo heard him grum bling between his teeth: "Bad drill! bad drill 1' "lie said nothing more about It, but wo saU' that henceforth wo would havo to take great precautious. Unfortunate ly, there were not enough taken. "One evening as I came in the girl came to mo very much troubled. " 'To-morrow they enter,' she .said to me. "Was the door of the grandfather's room op'on? Tho tact is on thinking of It since T recall that he had that evening an extraordinary expression. It is probable that he had heard us. Only we spoke of the Prussians, and he, good man, was thinking of tip; French, for whose triumphal 011(17 1"' 'ia,l waited so long. MacMahou coming down the nvcmiu aiiiid flower.", the flourish of tntmpetsjhls son by the side of the mar shal, and he, tho old man, on his bal cony in full dress uniform as at Ltttzen, saluting tho torn flags and the eagles black w Ith powder. "Poor rather Jotivcl He doubtless llililglncd that we wished to prevent his witnessing the naradc of our troops in order to guard him from too great emo tion, so he carefully refrained from speaking of It lo any one, but 011 the mnriow, at the very hour that the Prus sian battalions advanced cautiously on the long road which led from the Porte Maillot to the Tulllerles, an upper win dow was gently raised, and the colonel appeared 011 Ihe balcony with his helmet his great saber, his glorious old uniform of. the cuirassiers Mllhaud complete. 1 still wonder what effort of will, what re bound of life, thus put him upon his feet and Into uniform. What Is certain is that ho was there, erect behind tho railing, astonished at finding tho iivenuo so wide so still tho blinds of the houses closed, Paris desolate as a great pest house, flags everywhere; but, so slngutar, all white with red crosses, and no one to meet our soldiers. "For a moment he could believe him self mistaken. Hut no! down there be hind the Arc do Triomphe there was a confused noise, a black lino which ad vanced in the rising light. Then little by little tho spikes of the helmets flashed, the Utile drums of Jena began to beat, and under the Are do 1'FtoIle, Its rythm marked by tho heavy tiampof the sections and the clash of sabers burst forth tho triumphal march of Schubert. "Then In the gloomy silence of the place, there was heard a cry a terrible cry 'To arms! To arms! The Prus sians!' And the four Uhlans of Ihe ad vance guard could see up there, on tha balcony a tall old man stagger, and, waving his arms, fall rigid. "This time Colonol Jouve was indeed dead." SouthernExposition. Special to the CAttrios Advcate. LOUISVILLE, August SS, IS&V Louisville has at times past seen some exciting days, but Saturday's demon stration double discounted the largest time ever yet experienced. Tho people of the city Justly recognle tho import ance and magnitude of the Southern imposition, and they right loyally cele brated tho annual opening of her doors to the public At 0 a. m., sharp, every bell in tnc city rang out "this opening day!" and every steam whistle answered "we are ready!" The booming of cannons added to the noire of the whistle Rnd bell, and the holiday shout of tho children un settled the every-day businoss man, me chanic and laborer to such an extent that they closed their doors, dropped thnir tools, ceased their work and pro ceeded todocor.it their homos, and dodi cate themselves to a day of pleasant and proittabla enjoyment. ''KU 1 p. m., the procession began forming at the court bouse, first about 00 stajwsrt police, lod by three patrol wagons, passed 'before Gov. Knott In review, who stood in the baucer i.urid, I wiun mime aue ufc qvpa-ruucai, asm nvxt , the Lonisrtllo Legion, tfvtng tho tmnrt same prise flg won by then in Molil. The proeestlon, commanded by Oen. Catleui:irt, w&ivhed to tb KxpostMon b-ii!dir.s, h n. h ibsandi- "i ' (..n'f h 1 s-,1.. V.: Miux UaU was acady U.ic.1 with about C,000 people, and several thous-1 and more formed a hugh fringe, as It , were, around the outside of this copious RUdltoilum. The Governor, Mayor, j President and Board of Directors of the 1 Exposition, Hon, John Young Brown, ' tho orator of tho day, and a few others j inviicu oy 111c prcsiucut, occupieu niu stage or rostum. Your correspondent was honored witli a position upon tho stage aud had a good- chance to study the faces of a largo Louisvllc audience. And right here I want to say that It was a very handsomo anil intelligent gather ing, and again, I saw at tho Exposition on last Saturday, mora beautiful ladles, well-dressed, well-behaved, and well shaped than It was ever my pleasure to witness befors in a crowd of tome 2C, 000 people, Indeed, if I were not a married man well, I am dlsgresslug, and will come back to Music Hall, whcio we find that prayer lias been offcied by the Uev. Dr. Broadtts, and that Mayor Iteed has introduced Gov. Knott, who, in a few very choice sciitencos upon tho subject of the Power of Mind over Mut ter, as illustrated by tho beautiful ex hibits collected here, formally nnd offi cially declared amid deafening appluitse, the Southern Exposition for 1S8." open. Col. Kelley then introduced Hoii. J. Young Brown, who- delivered tho ora tion for tlio occasion. He is a very fine ."poaker, with a commanding personal appearance, and during tho course of his address was frequently applauded. He referred in feeling terms to General Grant. In eulogizing tho result of skilled labor and its direction, lie made tho singular expression that ho "would rather bo tho engineer of tho Brooklyn bridge than Vice Presldcnt'of the United States." Why he selected the Vice President In connection with his com parison was not explained. Tho whole exorcises were short and impressive. After hearty hand-shaking aud con gratulations upon tho great success at tending the opening, the stage w as taken possession of by Damrc-eh's orchestra of about fifty pieces, and ono of tlio fin est concerts over listened to In this or any other city was given. Another grand conceit by tin; same orchestra, which, If given in any opera-house, $1.00 admis sion would be charged, attracted a huge audience in the evening. Never on opening day before, has an exposition been ready. The Centennial, after neatly three years of preparation, failed to bo in shape on May 10, 1$"0, al though her doors were at that time opened. New Orleans' World's Fair was worse yet postponed the date fifteen" days, and should havo done so for an other year to have gotten into proper condition and training. Tho public generally were greatly surprised at find ing all exhibits In place, machinery run ning, and attendance complete, at noon Saturday, when the steam was turned 011. Tho decorations are very e!aborate,and Hags and banners of every nation on earth are gracefully hung, and iloatlm, from every post and pillar. Tlio "trade mark" of each State, neatly executed,! hung in Music Hall. The beautiful park of some forty acres, with its small lakes, pleasant walks, abundant shade trees, and convenient scats, affords ii very desirable retreat for the weary visi tor. It is estimated that fully 2.",000 pw pin were In attendance Saturday, nnd that about one-half were, citizens ot Louisville. Karly In tho morning ex cursinn trains began coming in, and probably 10,000 people, who live at least within a distance of ,",00 miles of this city, did honor to the opening of the Southern Exposition by attending. Be It sail to tho credit of the management that they refuse to open up on the Sab bath, and yesterday (Sunday) was a day of genuine rest, enjoyed by even body but the poor newspaper correspondent. One of the novel features of this Expos ition is a newspaper display occupying over tl.OOO square feet, where nearly all the representative publications ot tho United Slates aro on tile, and can be examined or read by either visitors or exhibitors. Nearly every visitor can find ills homo paper on file. OEN. U. S. GHAUT'S HCTUREe. Do not read this notice, unless joit care tn reau 11 proi'mmim wnirji, u yon accepi, win cost 5 "u MiinelhiiiK. I nine an tnpravlnit made from an oil "palntlne by a celebrated artist ot lien. Oram, torwhlohhesatshorllv aller his trip around Urn world. Ills In tho opinion of critics the best picture ot tho leadllereln exlstance. Jhe price of the eiiBrnvIiiK, Indies, on very hfaw steel rngratlnc boairt. Is One Dollar and Twent) flic cents i31.2S', postage paid by me. ho iiiurougmy inn 1 coniincrii 01 me vauio 01 the cnnravlnh as a work ot ait, and Its ap preciation b the nubile, that I will mail to anv address In the U'. S., ron iNsrr.cunx, onn ci'pv, packed in a heavy pa tier boi, upon ri'i'plnf nf ?!v In ht.imm tn nuv itntuin unrl packing, upon tho condition that Hie parly recoiviuB aume srnu mo u.m- uui.i.au 1SI10) upon receipt e( enaiavuig II It Is sallsliictory. or return Iho picture 10 mc If It Is not considered worth fully the price asked. 1 h.n e also a ery handsome Cabinet I'lioio. ot t!en. (irant, hand ilntshert, which t will niall on receipt nl :6e. ,'n album is complete without one. J.lberal arrangements will be made with agents. Write for terms and price list. Address William Dicxsoy, rnblisher. Box 32, Chicago, Jll, Ati. IS-w-lO. TOO GOOD FOR A SALESMAN. Dry goods merchant "So, 6lr, you think you could leatnto become a sales man?" "Yes, sir," "Well, supposing you were waiting on that man and his wife over at the lice counter. What would you do first?" "I should hold up tlio bost piece of lace in the stock and ask lis ruin if he didn't think it becoming to his daugh-, ter"s style of beauty. "Well, what then?" "Oh, nothing. The woman -would take care of the rest of It." "Young man, I don't want you for a clerk. I want yon for a partner." WidciwioaKUun-'li my husband I happy in live ipisil tatd' I "Ym; perfectly tc, mattem. Ii ha everything bit loal dMirt." "Then, thank hetwan, he'ev-fot H !ai)" "f; t w L i;. 1.1a lam?" .0;ollvv." A white boy a,sked a negro why. ho had such a short nose. "1 'spectssq It wont poke Itself1 into other people's business," A rose busli is thought to bo ex ceedingly medest, but yet It wants tho earth. Poor Follows 1 Prostrated, debilitated, cnfocbled, they feel as If they wcro hardlv Worth picking up. They would hardly give the toss of a bright penny for a chance of a choice between life and death. But even such forlorn pcodle can be renewed by rho use of Brown's Iron Bitters. It vitalizes the blood, tones the nerves, and renovates the. Mr. Isaac C. Weed, Burr's Mills. O., says: "I used Brown's Iron Bitters for general weakness, and it helped me greatly." A youug man who recently took unto himself a wife, says he didn't find it half so hard to gel married as he did to gut the furniture. A dentist does not always have fair sailing, Sometimes ho runs against a snag, Shiloh's Vltallzcr Is what you ueed for Constipation, Loss of Appetite, Dlz zlnoss' and all symptoms of Dyspepsia, Price 10 and 75 ceut:i per bottle. Sold by W. V. BIcry, Weissport, Dr. C. T. norn i-ciiiginon. Cioui). Whooulus Coush and Bron chitis immediately relieved by Shiloh's Cure Sold by . F. liiery Weissport, Dr. C. T. Horn Lelilgliton. I hat liacklm; Cottsh and can be so quickly cure by Shiloh's Cure. We gatiranteo It. Sold by B. F. liiery Weiss port, Dr. 0. T. Horn, Lohighton. Will you suffer with dysiiopsl.i and lier complaint? Shiloh's Vltallzcr Is guaranteed to cure you. Sold by W. F. uiery, eissport, Lir. v. T. Horn, I.e hlghton, Sleepless nights, made miserable by that terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure is tho remedy for you. Sold by . F. BIcry, Weissport, C. T. Horn, Lehigh ton, Catarrh cured, health and sweet breath secured, by Shiloh's Catarth licinedy. Price 50 cents. Nasal injec tors free. Sold by . F. liiery, Weiss port, C. T. Horn, Lelilgliton. For lame back, side or chest, use Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price L'5 ccuts. Sold by . F. lliory Weissport, Dr. C. T. Horn Lelilgliton. Shiloh's Cough and Consumption Cure is sold by us 011 a guarantee. It cures Consumption. Sold by W. F. BIcry Weissport, C. T. Horn Lehigliton. Jones mixes a little suthln' In his water, because, ever since the deluge, freli water tastes so much of drowned sinners. We find many tilings of which the prohibition of them constitutes Ihe only temptation. Dr. Frazer's Magic Ointment. A sure euro for all bolls, burns, sores, cuts, flesh wounds, sore nipple, hard and eoft corns, chapped llp and hands. Price i0 cents. Sold by druggists. Wil liams M'fg. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, O. Sold by Thomas, the druggist. A little kiss, a llttlo bliss, a little ring It's ended. A little Jaw, a Utile law. and Io! the bonds aro rendered. Motto of a dude then; is 160111 at the top. Dr. Franor'o Root Bitters. Fraier's Boot Bitters are not a dram shoji beverage. But are strictly medi cinal In every sense. They not strongly upon the liver anil kidneys, keep the I WlU'ftlc lllilll 1 tut l.lirlllnl nlmilitA tlin "'" ,T vsj iv min 1 . iiiiii 1 r "J lilt blood and syteiu of every Impurity. Sold by druggists, Sjl.OO. At Thomas' ilritg store. Any old bachelor will shriek for a better half, when a counterfeit f0-cent piece is slloed olf on him. Opening of the season uncovering the mustard. Bucklcn's Arnica Salvo. Tho best salt u in Ihe world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhuem, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, ehllhlands, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed lo give perfect sntsf ac tion, ormoney refunded. I'rice 2." cents per box, at T. 1). Thomas'. A man dreamed recently (I1.1t his aunt was dead. The dieamed proted true. Ho tiled the same dream on his molher-ln-law, but it didn't work. Have your Job Work dime at this otlico. Prices low nnd good woik, An Answer Wantel. Can any one bring us jcaseof Kidney or Liver Complaint that Electric Hitters will not speedily euro? Wo say thoy can not, as thousands of cases already permanently cured and who are daily recommending Electric Bitters, will prove. Brlghl's Disease, Diabetes, We-ik Back, or any minary complaint quickly cured. They purify the blcod, regulate the bow els, and act directly on the diseased parts. Every bottle guar antced. Tor sale at 60c. a bottle, by T. D. Thomas. The crying baby at a public meeting is like a good suggestion: it ought to be carried out. The butcher should always be placed on joint committees. "I have advised my daughter to try it, and she is doing so." He further says: "I called on you about six weeks ago sick with bilious disease. You gave me a bottle of Dr. Kennedy's Fa vorito Itemed) and It set me all right. I want, niorp. nf it 11 Thus wrltfu. .1 man who lives In T.nhpiv Me.. In llii. nronrlA. t tor. We are sure of hearing favorably from the lady, for this preparation is exactly tultcd to troubles from which women so often suffer. Also for little children. WK. ia ItArin a mjfii, fA-l Because he eats best when he hxts't a 1 bit in his mouth. 1 A weak back with a ss-ea:v, aching lame-nets over tho hips, is a slgu of di spensed kidneys. Use the best ktdocy curative known which is Burdock Blood Bitter.. Some lawyers can't sleep; they lie' on (Hie side then turn over a Ml lie on the other Tx. yov w-sfc 1 bt-msljul eonMbxiecV Ihso use Aycr's.raaparilhv lie!--.r.ii uxt purines the, blcod, and ibrby ft- mores blotches and pimple from the ! skin, waking It smooth and clter, and j giving it a bright and healthy appear-; s THF at m BE5t:TPNG. ? This medicine, combining Iron with pura vegetable tonics, quickly ahd coraptcloly I nreis llvpcniln, liiillurllnii, YVrnlinnwi, IiiiniiroIllooil,.Inlnrin,L'blllsniiilFcvcni, unit Ncnrnltf In. I t Is an unmillnjr remedy for Diseases of tlio KlilurjH nntl I.lver. It Is liiraluablo for Diseases peculiar to Women, and nil who load iwdciitisry llics It does not injure the teeth, cauc headache ,o prnrlueo constipation vUier Iron mediriiM cbi. It enriches and purifies the blood.stlnislatos Iho npnelitc. aids the assimilation of fowl, n llevcs Heartburn and notching, and f trenglh. ens tho muscles and nerves. I'nr Intermittent Fevers, Lassitude, IjisI- r.f norgj-, ,Vc, It has no equal, - Tho genuine boa nlxn c trndn rostV and rocd red lines on Wrapper. Tale bu other. j,. oi,if i.. minwN uiMiicii, to BAlTiaoar, n6. H.V. MORTHIMER, Sr., loTAR.Y PUBLl! OFKlCi:: ADVOC.UT. IlUILDIMJ, Banlcyvay, Lehighton, Penna All business pertaining tn the office will rccoivo prompt attention. Iii. A New and Original Plan Instruction in CLASSIOAIj-MliSIf on tha Piano antl Organ, Founded on tho Calibrated ItlJIlfllN'S AMKHtOAN JIETHIIIl. Terms mmleraif. Also UKent for tho llKUMNU rt.VNO an.l tho l'.STKI OKI AN. (H. I lntttuiucnti lateen In exalting for new onus. Dealer In SI uslo. Musical lnstrnmeutr ami Mudlcul Merchandise. T. I'. KI.KINTOP, Lehighlon, Ta. A,irll 11. ms-tni J O-Tea-10- 'Ion.-1 0- Ten -1 0 DI0 LEWIS'S NUGGETS, --A Remarkable Magazine, -- Ci'bwdeil with Hrief Articles, on Sanitary Subjects by that most sensible, terse & humor ous writer, DR. O0LK)VW. Worth Its Weight In Gold ! you can oi:t a SAMPLE COPY FOR 10 CENTS l)y sending lo tha 2JEW Dlu Lewis Publishing Company, COiTI BIBLi: HOUSE, N'kw York Citv. J O-Ti;n-10-Tim.lQ-Tcn - k TJDTnP Scnitflccnts for'postaira.anilra. I I II I iPi frlvc Iree.B costly box ol oo,ls IX X llAUU.nltrll , hcIl, j,, , Knit monay right away than imyllilng else In tno world. All, of either ssx, snrceet! from first hour. Tho hro.iil way lo fortune opens ts. foro the workers, absolutely sure. At ooss adilrrsii. Tui'i: h Co., Augusta, Me. Dee, 'JO-ly TV():'s absolute nmn, resntlog throughout tho t'nlteil States sod I'na.ta for ileoerllon, non-support, Intemp-er ance, cruelty, Incompatibility, etc. Advice ree. State j our case ami ailiiress ATTiiKNUV WAIill, World lIulMlntr, 1MT Uro.olway, New Y01 k. July IV-ly AYER'S Cherry Pectoral. N" other coniplniulh are m insidious in tbtlt auai-Ua. 1 hoKiallietins tho throat and lungs; 1,011.' i ir il,l l:h b ihe inajerlty of sutfer- r. The ordinary tough or cold, refilling perhaps from a tritlln- nr miconi'lous ex. pen.' e, 's ofiii but tlin beginning of fata) irkiu- , i,i.'i. Cm nuv Pr.rionAL bsj vc'.l pmvr i, its ettkacy In a forty j rais' njut w'tli ihr. .1 ami lini lie.-ue, and should b taken in all case without delay. i Ten I bin fnttKh Cured. "InlMIJ look a sevia-cold, which attested iuv Inns. I had a terrible cough, and pasjed ntjbi iiier n pl.i without slep. The doctors ifHWW. I tne.l AVIKS OutDSV Fit Ivkal, nhuli rfl.med my lungs, Induced iep. and atCorrttd mo Ihe rest nprenarr fo- tli ineovery nf niv strength, By til continued nu 0 the Pectoral a rerrna neiii cure as !tee!trl. I am now sj rears old, bve and braitr, and am satisfied your Oii.Uliv PrciOBAI. sael me. llontrc FAinnROinxn." Itocktusbam, Vs., duly 15, 1. Croup A Molher'a Tribute. "While in the country list winter my tlttl hoy, three years old, as taken 111 with creup; tt seemed as if he wouhl ilte from strangu lation. One of the family suggested the qm Ol .lVS.lt' CntKHV PEi IOHAL. bottle Ol which was always kept In the house. Tela was triad in mm II and fraiuent doses, ajid to our delight la less than half an hour tha. little patient was breathing easll-. ,TJia doe tor ward Hut lb Chlhuy TrfTOliAI had Med mv tlnrlii'jt s hf'. Cau you wonder M our ;ratltnde Sineerclvxours, MS. LMMA GED3.TY," 158 West i:sih St., yew York, May le, I8tt, "I lnvr nd Aup's Circuit? rieT04i, In my fwuly for several years, and do nor, he.tata 10 piououiioe It tbo mow etfeotcal rerrly for eombs asd co!eU- hire r ;.''- . a j. Lsie Crystal, MisA., JJsret 13, ll ' I S'lrfn-e for eight yesrs from BroneJiltle, ami altar trying ttlsnv remedies Willi no sue. em, 1 was urd by uia use of Ann's Cuvc hv Pfitiiba. Jtinruvrxivts." lty-M-s ,Minn April S. 1SK. "I no aav toeuoli v nraite rf Avr.n'n Crlmhv Pu jorai, bl(-Hn- as I do ibat. but Ita an 1 aliouM long nneo havo illej ttr.i b tro'iMe lJaAono-f." loiui, Anr.ia, 1SM. I'a cist H ia Tf tiri; rf 'iho throat ot ;;rp e u sbia "annt te gtoatlyreprci) by h sate n( Avrn's Ciutnv J-EnrBAt wxi it vUl aui,t curt wku Uia dlseaie 11 not elrasKlT beyond th eoutfvl of medic w. rat r.ntb uy .' o.,Lowll,Mass IrfYrl 11 1 1 1 1 l UJW ium 11 m in