ACER'S
Sarr-parilla
It n li'-Mv -Mivntvntvl oxirSft of
Pa-aupnillln nm! o(li r M'lpil-purlfyliie;
vofi, cmnblni'l "I'h IcdlUi- of lota
klum hnl Itoni ' :id Is Hi-' s u'cft, molt reli
able, and most innouilcal blotd-puriuer that
can be" used. It Invariably expels Alt blood
pcsous from the r ystcm, enriches nod. rsnews
tin1 Mood, end restores Its lllallsmg power.
It h the best known remedy for Scrofula
nnd nil Scrofulous Complaints, Erystp
clas, Kczeran, Ringworm, Ulochcs,
Soroa, llolls, Tumors, nml Eruptions
of tho Slilu, as also for nil disorders caused
by a thin nnd Impoverished, or corrupted,
condition of the b'n ml, such as Ttlieiiinulisnii
Neuralgia, Miautnallc Gout, General
Debility, nnd Scrofulous Catarrh.
InHaminatflfy Rtaaiioffl M.
"A Yin's SAJtSAFAmi.T.A bns cured me of
tlv lnllnmiiintory nheiiiii.-itUni, iflllt
which. 1 have, snireied for nmny years.
V. II. Moonc."
Ourbim, la., March 5, Iff?.
rBcrABF.n v
Dr.J.C.AyorcCo.(Lowe!l,Mas9.
Snld by all Druggists; 61, sir bottles for Si
TUTT'S
PILLS
fnBHgHiuHHBnH
Ij99wwlOTKiSMIBRaHBBBH
SS VEARSjrjL USE-
Tho Gi-coitjc Helical '.triumph c! Cie Agel
SYMPTOMS OP A
TOPPED LVE
Loss of nppctitc, Uawt-lu costive, I'nln la
th-! hend, with a dull i-rneatlon la tho
back t'-uf, Fain under ilio ehouMer
tilr.de, Fullness cflcr catlnc, with ndis
Inslir tionto oxcrtlanof body or mind,
Jirit ibtli'.vof temper, J.owopirlte, with
alacliuzof IiavInoioElcctcd some duty,
V ccrlnctn, Dlzzlncco, Fluttering- nt tho
Heart. Dots before tho eyes, Hcudacho
otpv tho rlcht rye. Restlessness, with
Ctful drcins, IIlBhly colored Urine, nnd
eorssrspATiow.
TTTT'S VJLT.S nro especially adapted
to such aset, ono tloso cllecto such o
ci-nn ; 'Offi.'cllnrstonstnnlslitlioEUffcrer.
They Inn cone Ilio Appetite, nnd canto tbo
d t.y ti 'i'tiUe mi li'leglit'iui tho svnem is
nomlEl.nl. (i' ,t bytii Ii-toiiSo Action oa
the ll;;c:U. lOrs.-ins.l.caulnraitoolsaro
pi ' 1 1 l'i i " !OTb. 4 4 aturrny -t..ry.V .
tiffs hair dye:
Ciiay JTun or W:iitc!8 ohnnged to a
r ' T lluirit iiy u amnio application of
tb 2u Impart0 niitU3ul jolor,RCt3
I:, i ltanr-iHiMy. fcold ! J0:-.ig(tisi9, cr
1 .' CJttirci Oil wr dpi of St.
C'co, Pjlurr-iySt., fiow York.
Hf -mute SftS'wRBSiy,
LVi.'ira' .7 Hs.?,l"cii7,iir.diiuairoc
V''; "i.i'.,"t0Bariedt,h7
Sa.-J'OJT fttil mui.', rcr.i:!l ficc
rttniuibi iDaiimioo.
;uo f rcolndolficnoo, or
ocrLralnworr. Areu
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c -cu' TrndX.-LI rs-rrc-i
k-:n ltriporljr.:
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cor.Ncnlcaoclli
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jk: ul, V.OOfyji-.tr,T.iloi,afMiltlv&0.-.
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n I n ijTUHip pcsrombj Not a Truss,
t.' z '-T'r,'..i: o ir Al:.lTnTi.
IiMStiOW RUPTURE RSfarlK
t-Jr
uliahlo oud u inrfool Ktjtuer. It le
. una itj
lWAUTflCENTSTti sat
MISSOURI
STEAM
1 , 'TO'Piodchorortorand tntulllironco,
i . I'll r'?r""l nt rar eii,, It not
rJiS,rr.looxrl00i, '
K1: i. ."js :
Unrnl .!. .l., V""W?-?i':
fHf,.iLy cofFEi .IcAsf til co.. st; louis. t.:o.
' I .!diiicd, a ti.'ii oihium nl Da. Cel.
jt wni'a ( KLuiaiTku K.-aiy, on Hie rati-
ii c if hi-kiiM i ounna , or Seminul
V ' .. s, Inyuliiutarv Si-iuii.nl Losses,
Sleulaluud lJi.mcu) Inaapucity,
1 i 4 in nn In Marria)!i'. iU' ; 1, Oiii.
ivi w n. i:riLi.i'ti and I'm, induced by
l ' iHiJiilinc, ur h-xuiiI cxirnviijiiiiii'e,i-c.
.'Ho eiUbratail autlior, lu this udnuruble
t ,iy, cirgrly di'tnonstroles fKiin a thirty
i ' Mci'i'wiul pte!ie.thoi the aloimiiig
(Ufucei of iwifliui,o may be ladiwiilv
cj . intiiig out a iih do hi rare at unco
r 1 -, oilsiu and ellVctuiil, by nirans ,d
Ii ''Very suRrr, nn u.jllir what Lin
n l mi limy b, may curt, luinsvlf cheap
ly. I "V. i'Jy and raJa-al1.
i ,"ibn Lecture ahotild b in the hands
' V'Uth aud every man in l lie land.
:it ucder aeal. in u nUin Mnvsinn .n
of
ndiirt't'f. voxt nn,.. ..a r..,-,,.,! !!,
v, iu ,H,a.uu kiuuirp. Anureis
The Cl'LYKltWKlil, J.KWCA1, CO.,
41 Ann St., Xotv York, X. 1',
l i 'f'i.e d... 1M, maTZ.I ly
'. " ' f'iU,RSt?k" 10 ,s V" "h
I .LilUjuOselllOK our Standard Book
i- ii wit HiiiLtu. 'Staudv vorx lur
K i oid t-umniiir- Address J. tj. Mc
i . .a Co., Vhilmltdnui.
. . DROP TT AT Trri! ft
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tarbon Advocate ,
OFFICE FOU
I Cheap Printing !
v
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i o r( m'ptTvesT
'It nlv.ri t l.avli.n liern parniauantly
' i ' ad illneiiB' , t'liuiuuiptlun, by
1 1. 'i Is uiixn.il to inaLu knuwu
i ker th nn a i ol cure. T
I - r i irill tei.d a cupy vf tha
.'.-ii in with Hit direct tons tut
'I iiu hl , i '.'-f nun which thy
i. tun iw c'uuiciiv. folds, tHi.
Aithuiti. llrnHi liiti. ke. J'artlal
k i . iiiejcrl; t'i-n, will i,k-ae Hd.lrss,
A W11.-.ON. Ivt fei.ii Siwt,
. ' .ii-l. N 1 dw'." 1.
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Trtr rai ::i ar i ef, '.ii..c- d'l.y, Thai.tt
l' ...3- lfi N:.TsiVi4 'r-l f rtioMpf the h.
p "iii ct. coca a d s ticj,
ttmiKM K l JU 1 11-1 U1 VUL I1.J L JJi UPJ fj.1 JRTT
MISCELtAKEOUS.
'Hew does It liordiMi that there re
i miny old nnrld among the school
Ir.tclior,;?" asked ft reporter ot Superln
ti'n.Unt Jasper, the other day. "Be
ciuso school teachers are, as a rule,
women of sense, and no woman will
give up a 8(30 position for. a. $10 man,."
was the reply.
Breeches of contract those that
shrink.
Flics) Files II Files 1 1 1
Sure cure for blind, bleeding nnd
Itching piles. One box his cured tho
worst case of 20 years standing. No ono
neod suffer five minutes after using
William's Indian Pile Ointment. It ab
sorbs tumors, allays Itching of the pri
vate parts, nothing else. Sold by drug
gists and mailed on receipt of price, SI.
William's .Mfg. Co., Prop's., Cleveland,
O. Sold at Thomas' drug store.
A train moving nt the rate of thlrty-
flve miles nn hour will clear fifty feet In
one second, or at the same rate of speed
that a Kcntucklan accepts an Invitation
to tnko a drink.
Tho capital Invested in wild anl
mals In this comitry Is estimated at
S 1,000,000.
To Young Ladies.
If your life Is nmdo a burden owIiir to
blackheads, pimples and other eruptions
on tho face raarrlne Tour beauty and
causing so much chagrin, It Is no longer
necessary to endure H. Dr. Flagg's
Family Ointment will certainly removo
all Btieli blcmtsnes ami leave your skiii
soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by all
druggists and mailed on receipt of price,
20f. Williams Mfir. Co.. Prop's..
Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug
store.
"Oh, where does beauty lingerl"'
slng3 a Philadelphia poetess. Consider
able of it usually lingers upon a jouna
man's shoulder unless her bead rests
very quietly.
--Xo posson is lazy 'came ho doan
want money, but beca'se he don't want
to work.
Only Fractions of Llvos.
How many persons live only a fraction
of average human llfu because they neg
lect to take tho commonest precautions
against sickness. It Is disease In its
maturity that kills, and maturity Implies
growth. A slight Indisposition is usual
ly slighted, They who avail themselves
of Hostctter's Stomach Hitters know It
to bo ellleaeious lu chronic cases of dis
ease, but the process of euro Is a far
c.isler one If it Is used In early stages of
dyspepsia, malarial disease, rheumatism,
constipation and liver derangement.
Let those who would avoid the peril
which even the most potent remedies
cannot avert, steer clcarof tho rock upon
which so many constitutions split an
tinder-appreciation of the danger of
npglcet. It will not do to omit care and
a recourse to medicine when health Is
atfecti'd. If debilitated, or nervous, or
dyspeptic take it for granted you are In
want ot a remedy, use tue tmtcrs.
June 20, 'S5-ly.
A nineteen year old Western Rirl
has just married her fourth husband
She Intends living a married life until
she dies, If the stock of husbands only
holds out.
Oil pioducers arc now getting along
well. All they have to do is to drill It
deep.
"It fairly wearies me to think of the
multitude ot tilings advertised to cureuis
casc," you say. No wonder. Hut in
the mountains of chaff there are grains
of golden v heat. We may (iud It dllli
cult to Induce you to lest the merits of
Dr. Kennedy s ravorlto Ilemedv, but.
when you have dono so, our work is
ended. Afterwards you and this niedi
cine will be fast friends. Favorite
llemedy t ould have died out long ago
except for Its real usefulness. But It Is
good and ttocs good.
a.
A well-known New York tailor re
cently attempted to kill his wife, and
subsequently committed suicide. This
h evidently not a case of the survival of
the "fittest."
A convict, however poor, alwayi
has a natch and chain.
Hay Ftver.
I have been a great sufferer from Haj
Fever for llfteen years. I read of the
many Ponderous cures of Ely's Cream
Halm, and thought I would try onci
more. In fifteen minutes after one n
plication I was wonderfully helped,
two weeks nco I commenced usins ii
now I feel entirely cured. It is the
irrcntest discovery ever known. Du
hamel Clark, Fanner, Lee, Mass. Prici-
utty cent3.
An IrUh eeuneii, being questioned
by a Judge to know for whom ho was
concerned, replied: "I am ctn ernei',
my lord, for the plaintiff; but 1 am em
ployed by the defendant."
A cyclone is like a waller. It carries
evetything before It.
The m&at deadly foe to all diseases Is
Aji-r'h Ague Cine, a combination ol
vsgotable Ingredients only, of which tin
Xi04t valuable is used in no other known
preparation. This remedy is an abso
lute and certain speeitie, und succeeds
when all other medicine fall. A cure
bj warranted.
"What are jou thinking about
whan you are not thinking about any
thing?'' "In that ease, I am thinking
what answer to make to a man who does
not ask me a question."
A bare possibility; that any one
may become bald-headed.
Side by side In the drug store stand
Vinegar IMtteii, and the health-blasting
Pieparutlotis fired up with bad nun.
Take your choice lietween the vital
elixir and the deadly pultons. The one
eurea every dUease of the atomach,
bowels, liver and nerves, the others ag-
grjvate all human ailments. Vinegar
liters strengthens, the others weaken.
i -a
Fifty more young ladles were made
bachelors lost week at a Boston college.
If this thing continue there will be a
shortage In old maids.
The dentist tilways goes armed to
the teuh.
"100 ilascs one dollar" Is true only of
Hood's Saraaparilla, and It Is au'mi
uuswerable argument as to strength and
economy.
"Capitol punUhuieutl" as the boy
said when tbe Kfcool-inaster iMMded hhn
with the girls.
Even the worm will turn when trod
den on, except whe a Chicago girl
treads on him.
Remarked by H. C. Joiner, of Allen
P. O., Hillsdale co., Ktcu.: "Nothing
gave luy rlieuwstUm such qaicK relief
as Ur. Thomas' Hclectrle Oil believe it
infalhible for rheumatttw."
The most cooling drink, If one will
wait for Hve minutes for the effect, is
mid JojUe hot ta.
vjij.U it vulgar to send n tclgram?
Decause It is making use of llaih lan-tjure.
STONE INTHE KI1EY
Ejtpelled afier using Dr. Psfld Kenneily's
"Favorilo Remedy ," About Tiro Weeks.
One of tlie'mmt remsrVabl rises tlmt
lias oyer been brought to the notice nl ilio
public is th ii I ol Mr. J. 8. H-HCti, of 81, me
nidge, Ulster county, S. Y, Mr. Dvnch
had suffered llnw Oct 18, 1M1, from the
presmee-of Ciilciilus or Stnno In tho rictl. i
"Kidnev. Hn lts I' sn seven physicians
wete employed lit different times, to whom
Mr. Beach paid hundreds of dollars for
iiicilical treatment, -iih only lempotary
tlul from ln sg iiiy.
lly Uic urgent mliclistintis of Ins frirnds
lie it'bs induced tn try Dr. David Kennedy's
'Favorite Tteiiieriy," and experienced a
'marked luiprorement from tho first day ho
bffiiu tn uto tho medicine. On tho lilli ol
Srpteinber he voided a stono as largo as
c-iiild be passed throiijh tho natural chan
nel Mr. Peach concludes a long letter tn Dr.
Kenno ly by siying t "It will always al
Intd me pi en u re tn recommend your 'Fa
vorite Itemed?' to those who innT be mller
ing from difticullics of the Kidneys or
lllsdder, or any disorders arising from an
Impute slain of tho blond."
William MiKncw, 124 Fayette St., Bal
timore, Jld., says, "I behove 'Fayorita
Remedy' Is a good medicine. It is doing
mo mnro good than anything I ever tried,
and I have Iricil almost cyery thing, for I
am a tulTer from dyspepsia," While "Fa
vorite Henirdy" Is n specific in Blomach
and llladder distance, it is equally valusbta
In oases of bilious disorders, Constipation
ef the llowels and all class of Ills appaienlly
inseparable from the constitution of wo
men. Trice Jlj fl bottles, $5. 8-11 lm
13 WEEKS.
The POLICE GAZETTK will be mailed,
securely wrapped, tn any ndilress in the
United Stales forthreo months on reveiid of
ONE DOLLAR.
Liberal discount allowed to pottmaslers,
agents and rlubs Sample copies mailed
freo. Address ull orders tu
UICilAMD K. FOX,
Fkankuik t'QtJAnr;, N. Y.
May 30, 1835-ly
Picliires! Pictures! Pictures!!
PICTURES
Copied and Enlarged in all
sizes from card to life size, viz:
Oil Portraits, Wator Colors,
Pastel3, Crayon, India
Ink and Fhotos.
All work gnarantrod or no pay. All wo
ask is a trial, (live ui n call
aud be convinced.
No. 105 North Eirrhth Street,
ALLENTOWN, Pa.
FIlAKKI.l.N S.VSTEE. Manager.
J. S. Kltn Dl.KI!, Agent.
OIIDK11S left i.t the Oapd.s Advccaii:
Oflloa will reeilve prompt attention.
Feb. 28-ly
Beer Saloon ami Restaurant
1143 Vine St., rtSladclpMa.
Dennia Gilbert, Proprietor.
The Par Is furnished with cbolco Uigurs
l'rojh Lasffr, and other refreshments. Tor
sons Trom the Letilxh Valley visiting I'lilla
dclnhl.i aro respeetlully Invited tn glvo me a
call. IIENM6 UlLUHRT.
JMarch '.'J, lS3t-tf.
tX7" AWPTHTl arepresentatlvcor
vv -"- J- (rood nildrcfj to travel
A rp flTVT"C1 through Carton coun.
VANVJty with VM.CAnt.rj
woiiks Fon BnciAt. ii.assi.h of nrsi n ksh
mcn akd MkCHAMca ii ho uiiderstaml and
need tlinn, ylrluir their orders at slitlit;
protlts liberal, enty and quick; can refer to
aentlcnien cicnrlnit 55 In .10 n wei k who ar
pleased with tho wgrks only I0 capital rn
quired) write for particular I fyou moan busl
ncrs; w ano. trade or previous emph y
ment and u-lerences Pnlllscr. i'alllser Sr
t'o , Vondcrlillt Aro., New Yo rk
SLAfSO OOtllE
Stock Farm,
Grosso
llo, Vayno Co., Mich.
SAVAGE &
l'AItriUM, PllOTHIETOHS.
i- Petreclt Ko. 5i!M (1157X
IMPORTED s
Percheron Horses.
All .-I .1 -. I r . , . r , . .
...... uvm too nn ol sires ana uins
of established reputation and reentered la the
French ami American stud books.
' ISLAND HOME
Is beautifully iltuMed at the head of U posse Itc
Is access ble by railroad and steamboat. Visitors
ic luiuuon may can at city oltire,
si Campau lluilding, and an escort will accompany
them to the farm. Send for catalogue, fiee by matt.
Address, Savage & Faxkuu, Dctrclt, Mich.
rji3iv..?M.--g:
8 and vigor
ELDLTSSMrOtE!-
This cut shows tho
Howard Eleclric
AKU
Hniiotic Shield
a.' applh'il over thcKlil
nej k and Nrn o-vltul
cinicrs. Tno oidy ail-
ptisncu made that
fits cicry port of
the body, and the
only one needed lo
Toititrj.t CUJIE
Uiilllc) f Hupnke
11 llOtllllllttHlll,
I) ) Ht p bill,
the worst a.iscs of
! c'illlliul Vt'cuU-lii-tn,
llxliuuk-
tlou, IlllllUlCIl-
.'J, and afl IIU-4-a
i.in a nd A Vi u k
iioHorthe tlrltio
(W-lilliil Oru-flikM
Patented Fob. S. 1K7.
YOt'Nll MEV, from tany linllMrellon, lack
berio fuN-ortid tall to attain tlreugui.
MIPDLK AGln AlKN often lack Igor, attrlbut
iuK It to tha progrcita of 1 1 iti-s.
The MOTilKK. WIV T. and MAIU, raSariagfraui
Female Weakut ts, Neriuiie Debility aud other JI
owais, will and It tho only cure.
Tu one aad all wc any that the SfileU aires a nat
ural aid Ina natiiriit ms)
WITHOI'T 1UI t.lilVU THE STOMACH.
AVnri-MUle.t One "urt nnd tl.o boat
npplUneo iimile.
Illiutratnl Fainphlft, TIUtEF. TVI'Eii OF IENT,
Ississav joti'tJU111 s.otii' i mil ( srstiia vu icrcsjljtfc V
American Galvanic Co.,
OFFICES!, llltt Oir.tnnt St, i I'lilln.
Nerve-Lif
IVlFi
V OF THE
FARMERS' COLUMN.
lEnmmer Souvenirs as Homo Ornaments.
Ilotlia haltiiln cushion and a pin
cushion for hanging besldo one's dress
ing tablc,may be mado of a pair of cow's
horns cleaned and polished. Stunt each
with curled hair, bore holes In tho tops,
and Insert a loop from which to suspend
them. Make the hairpin cushion by
knlttlng,nnd loop-stltch n pieco to cover
tho top of tho horn. Cover the top of
tho pin cushion with velvet- Tie the
horns together at the bottom, and decor
ate as desired.
A common turtlo shell may bo made
Into an oddlooklng bos for Ilio library
table, and will bo found convenient for
holdings stamps, pens, etc. When the
shell Is cleaned nnd polished, make nn
oblong box sulllciently low for It to fit
over. Gltto a rim of cardboard upon the
Insldo of tho shell, to fit on tho box.
Tlflm make a head, tall and legs of
bonnet wire, wound with black worsted,
and fasten them upon tho box. For
the foundation of the box, take a plcco
of thin board and cover the outside with
light gray moss; glue tho box upon tho
foundation, nnd pull the mossa over the
legs, head and tall, so as partly to con
ceal them. A branch of bright red
berries has a very pretty effect In the
cray moss, If that can be obtained. In
tho center of our collection Is a plcco of
rough rock with a pretty bit of summer
scenery painted upon it in oils.
A work-bag, very pretty and conveni
ent, Is made of two picnic plates with n
spray of pressed ferns glued on the out
side one. After the ferns have been
securely fastened, give It a coat of white
varnish. Join the plates with a strip of
silk two Inches wide, by gluing It on the
Inside of the plates. Leave an open
space of four inches at tho top; finish
this with an arrow runic, and run an
elastic through It In such a manner that
It may draw the plates together at the
top, and still allow them to be readily
drawn apart to put the woik In. lllbbons
by which to carry It aro drawn through
small boles at the top.
An autograph book Is mado of thin
strips of birch bark, tied together with
ribbon. Jinny pretty things may be
made of birch bark baskets of all
shapes, music rolls, etc. It Is well to
get a good store of It. Mus. Wulcii In
-li. Agriculturiit.
A Mother's Tears.
E. W. C Wc know that many
children have .died from the use of cough
mixtures containing morphia Or opium.
Hut tho new remeily lied Star Cough
Cure is entirely vegetable and harmless,
and eminent physicians testify as to its
curative powers.
ilcw to Tako off a Ilido.
The hides of farm-slaughter animals
have a poor reputation, because of the
careless way In which they are" stripped.
Calf-skins and sheep-pelts aVo reduced
one-half in value by bchig cut and
gashed, and Improperly stretched. When
a hide Is stripped off, It should be
stretched at once, and pegged out to
dry, with the Uush side upward. If It fs
rolled up, or thrown In a heap nnd left
to dry In that shape, it is so mean-looking
that a buyer will offer only .half its
real value. A few hints In regard lo
taking oil a hide, may bo useful. The
throat should never be slit cross-wise,
cither In killing or taking off a hide.
Tho skin Is tilt from the chin down the
brisket, ina straight line to tho tall; It is
then cut around each hoof; the hind
legs aro slit behind over the gambrel,
but tho front legs are slit up in front,
over the knee. This leayes the skin In
good shape for finishing tho leather.
Tho head and legs aro first carefully
skinned, and all cutting of the skin is
avoided. The skin is then easily drawn
off by taking hold of it firmly, and
pulling It stt a lily. It is then spread out
evenly on a floor, and salted with fine
salt. If there Is but one, it Is best to
stake It out as soon as the salt has taken,
and dry It at once In a cool, shaded
place. If thcro are more than one, they
are laid upon each other and salted
quite freely, and afterwards they are
thoroughly dried. If the skins aro to be
kept on hand, they should be closely
watched for moths and or grubs Am.
Agriculturist.
A Itcmarkablo Escape.
Mrs. Mary A. Dalley, of Tunkhan
nock, Pa., was afflicted for six years
with Asthma and Uronchltls, during
which time tho best physicians could
give no relief. Her life was despaired
of, until in last October she procured a
bottle of Dr. King's New Discovery,
when Immediate relief was felt, and by
continuing Ms use for a short time she
was completely cured, gaining In llcsh
Ul lbs, lu a few months.
Free trial bottles of this certain of all
Throat iihd Lung Disease at T. D.
Thomas' Drug Store. Largo bottles 1.
Afraid of Being Launhcd At.
There came to its, as we wcro going to
pie is with this number, a young man
from Down Last, with a pathetic story
of the manner In which he had been
swindled by a band of sharpers here lu
New York. We Immediately procooded
to headquarters with tho victim, where
the necessary assistance was guaranteed
him for recovering his money; but,
finding that his name would go Into tho
papers, he decided to go home. "I do
not want my friends, hosald, "to laugh
at mo," as he left, our ofilce. -This fear
of being ridiculed, really is the secret or
the successful operation of so many
sw.lndlers here In New York. If every
one who has been duped, would Immed
iately come i this office, nnd make
known the facts, we guaranteee that In
a very short space of tltne, we should be
able to rid the city of all the various
charlatans, aud iinposters, who lie lu
wait for Use unsuspecting and unwry
strat'igers vlsltlug the metropolis. The
fact, that one lias been imposed upon
upon by tltuse sharpers, is nothing to be
asliained of. The ablest and most emi
nent men In the country are often en
snared by them, as forsxample, diaries
Fraud Adams, not long ugo lu Host on.
Do not hesitate for a moment to make
known the facts to the authorities, when
you have lienn trapped by swindlers.
,.!. .liifWuWof.
Corkscrew
H. H. PETERS'
TBE TAILOR
Annonnces In liU i-tisti.mers and the cllisens generally
that he is "ON' DEiTC" witli ono nf tho Largest and
must Fashionable 8Uicm of
Bj
pring &
Slyles oU'01lI!lGX.b DOMESTIC monufoclured
CLOTHS, CASSUVlgRES AND
SUITINGS,
orer befnro shown in lids section, und nt trlce. t'io. that
."W' dify competition. Nnno
employed, hence the Best
anteed in cyery case. Also, on hnml a lull and Fashinnablo line
0E GENTS' FU1WISHING GOODS
of newest styles, Including
Collars, Cuffs, Neck-Ties, Hose, &c., &c-
Be lure you call and examine goods and prices before going olsewliero.
-I. PETERS, The Tailor,
VOST-O JJTIC
Bank Street, - -
April 18, lstj-ly "
Rateiiff & OiiubTb,
BAKERS and CONFECTIONERS,
AND DEALERS IN-
ICE CREA-M, PEANUTS, &0.
FRESH & BISCUITS every day. Delivered
in town on Tuesday, Thursday aud Saturday.
. M. SWEENY & SON
"Respectfully announce to their
removed into their Nevtf Store Building nearly oppo
site their Old Stand, and that they are now opening up one
of the LARGEST and BEST SELECTED STOCKS OF
Groceries, Provisions, Queensware,
CARPETS & OIL CLOTHS,
over brought to this borough.
tho LOWESL. Call and see
Remember, the NEW STORE, opposite the foot of Iron
Street. C.
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Interesting Editorial and Local News from all parts of the
State conclude the "make
SEND FOR
WHO 13 UI1ACQUAIHT . WITH THE
use UY KIKAS1ININU
fiWECAGO. ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY
Dv reason of Hi caatr.il position and close rel. tion to till prlnclpol linos Tact and
Vo3t,.".cliiltinlunrl tarmm iljiolri, continue i t! p rcesy important mld-contl-nontnl
link In that system or tliroitT't transportation which Invites ond laclll
tatoutr.welnna trafuo betwoon cltia3 of tho Atluntlp nnd Pacific Coists. It
is also tho fttvorito nnd b83t routu to nnd irom points EiEt, Northeast and
Bouthoast, nnd corresponding potato V c&t. Northwest ond Southwoet.
Tho Hoot Island oystarn lncludaa in its main lino nrd bronchos. Chtcncro,
Trenton, Cameron mid Kmiso3 City, in Missouri; Lecvenwortu find Atchison,
ia KmsIs; Alhort Lea, Mlnnaipalis t nj Et Paul, in Mlnnotota; Wctertowtj to
Dakota, und hundreds ot hiturinudUt j cltiuj tov. re, vil ages cud otaticus.
THE GREAT ROOK ISLAND ROUTE
(tunrauteea Its patrons that sense of personal security afforded py n, solid,
thoi-oujhlv b llajt6d ro-id-bsd: smooth tracks of f or.clnuouo ttcolrcll; sub
stantially built culvortd and uriJaes; rolllnir stock os noor perfection as
human eWU eon mako it; tho safety appliances of pctent buffers, platforms
and air-brakes: aud tint exa-jttru discipllno which goverro tho practice!
opsrauon ot uu 1:3 trams, uut t-pfuiuiiu... ji 1.-1,10 .uuw . mwm.o m
all oonnootlag-points In Union Depute, a:.d tho uutsurporeea comforts ana
'14 1M
olaboratoly cookod raeuhj fxv leisurely cnu-n, "trcod DiKCtlon walttoe; on
Appatlte, una tteaitlt uu Dotu." ueiween liuouso unu ruu;esw wwy
Atemoaii. ore also run tho Celobruted Eocllnlnv Chair Corn.
THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTst
Is the direct ond favorite line bdtwoen Chic-ipo and Minneapolis and Bt. Paul,
whore connootlona nro inad-j in Union Dei.nta iui- -Ul points in too Territories
and DrlUahProvlnoee. Over this route. Fast Kinresa Tralus ate run to tbe
watorlnj places, summ-r resorts, ploturcsnuo loctUltic3, and buntlntr end ueli
lrur irriunds of Iowa and Minnesota. It io also tho nu ci ctceirtblo route to the
rionwhoat Aside end pastoral lunde of Interior Iiokote.
Still another DlRECl' LINK, via Benece. tuul KanWakee. has. been opened
between Nawport News, Biobmond, anctonati IndlsouipollB. rnd JjSiRuretto and
CounoUBlurTB, Kaunas City, Mlnuaanolls end St. Paul end inteijnodlsvle polnta.
Pnr datalhMl Information see Maui and Polders, obtainable, ae well bo
Tickets, at all principal Tidkot Offices
by addressing
R. R. CABLE,
Plttidsnt and Central Msnagtr, Cliicsge.
Salts Only $22.
9
Summer
but the best nf workman aro
Workmanship and Fit Is guar
! 13UI LD1NG,
L.ehighton, Penn'a.
w i
VIAIL
host of friends that thev lmvi
Our prices are as LOW as
us, we guarantee satisfaction
M. SWBEwY & SON.
Landmarks
i
- up ol this paper every week.
SAMPLE COPY !
OBOORAPHV OF TKtS CCUKTV, WILL
i r mar, . , .
C.StLculs $ r V-
r:lnin
lity end
in the United States nnd Canada; or
E. ST. JOHN,
General Ticket end Pssienjer Agent, Chicago.
A II V aHab-
Beyond Tho Veil.
The sun. as It lingered on the edge of
the horizon sinking so slonly tlmt ono
mtifht say it regretted to leave the world
tn darkness lighted up his face until
tho grandchild asleep on his Knee would
not have recognized him had she opeu
od her eyes.
Old and feeblo and gray ready to bid
farewell to earth ho was a child again,
and his mind had tho thoughts of n
child, Tho sun had gone down and tho
dusk had come on for him ten thousand
tlmos without question, but this tlmo ho
f it afraid and whispered:
'Ohl sun,, do not leave me just yet.
Walt until I am a man, and I shall care
not whether it is day or night." '
And the sun whispered back to him:
"I have seen you pass from childhood
to manhood and back. You cannot
travel tho path again."
"lint wait a little longer. When I
have grown to be a youth tho coming of
night will have no terrors for me."
"Alas I old man," answered tho do
cling sun, " a grand old tree cannot bc-
como a shrub again. It may bo splin
tered or uprooted by tho hurricane, but
it must die as a tree."
"Then remain with met" pleaded the
old man. "My limbs aro feeble, and
your light will safely guide my foot
steps."
"That I cannotdo; but I 111 send the
moon to cast her rays upon tho earth
and soften the darkness of tho night."
iid when tho moon came the old
man's locks werc'changcd from the gold
of sunset to tho silver of evening, and
tho furrows of ago were melted and soft
ened until they could no longer bo seen.
nd he whispered to the moon:
"Do not lcavo me to-night, for I am
old and afraid of tliodarknc3s of n!;:!it.
"Icannot stay beyond my fixed time,"
answered tho moon, "but when I go I
will send the stars to keep you com
p.iny."
"I had a wife children friends.
Hring them back to mo from the mys
terious unknown."
"Alas 1 but tho dead are dead." And
the moon went away and the stars came,
and the old man pleaded:
"I am old and lonely. Hear mo com
pany during my brief stay on earth.'
And one bright star answered for all
the rest:
"A hand greater than man's controls
our movements. Look beyond us."
And the stars drew aside the mystic
veil, and tho old man's eyes looked bo
hind It. They lighted up with the fires
of youth of hope of anticipation of
deep satisfaction. Ills aged face grew
young his limbs regained Ills strength
his blood coursed as in the veins of it
man in lib prime. The stars held tho
veil aside but a moment, and yet he had
seen enough.
Tho child slept on, but the ar
around It gave up their strength.
Tho night-winds toyed with lite old
man's gray locks, but ho cave no heed.
A hand was laid on Ills shoulder and
voice whispered In his ear, but he gave
no sign. The grand old trco had given
up Its life on earth to begin anew behind
tho veil. Detroit Free Press.
Tako Simmons Liver Regulator to
Improve tho appetite, to strengthen 'the
system, to stimulate the liver, to cleanse
the skin of Its yellowness, to removo
boils and pimples and causo new life in
the blood.
Lincoln as an Advacato.
Lincoln was, upon the whole, tho
strongest jury lawyer In tho State. He
had the ability to perceive with almost
intuitive quickness the decisive point in
the case. In the examination and cross
examination of a witness he had no
equal. IIo could compel a witness to
tell the truth when he meant to lie, and
If a witness lied ho rarely escaped ex.
posure under Lincoln's cross-examina
tion. He could always mako a jury
laugh, and often weep, at his pleasure.
I Us legal arguments addressed to tho
judges wcic always clear, vigorous and
logical, seeking to convince rather by
the application of principle than by tho
citation of rases. A slraiiRer going into
court when he was trying a cause would
after a few minutes, find himself on
Lincoln's side, and wishing him succ'es,
He seemed to magnetize every one. IIo
was so straightforward, bo direct, to
candid, that every spectator was lm
prcseed with the Idea that he was seek
Ing only truth and justice. lie oxcellci
In the statement of his case. However
complicated, ho would distangle it, und
present the roal issue in so simple and
clear a way that all could understand.
Indeed, his statement often rendered
argument unnecessary, and frequently
the court would stop him, and say, "If
this Is the case, llrothcr Lincoln, wo
will hear tho othcrslde." His illustra
tions were often quaint and homely, but
ulways aptand clear, and often decisive.
He always met his opponents' case fal:
ly and squarely, and nover intentionally
mis-stated law or evidence.
Bncklen's Arnica Salve.
The best salvo In tho world for cuts,
bruises, soros, ulcers, salt rhucm, fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblunds,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required.
It Is guaranteed to give perfect Nils fac
tion, or monoy refunded. Price 20 cents
per box, at T. D. Thomas'.
Beef tongue unJ os tall soup make
lioth ends meat.
Play-tonic affection going out be
tween the acts.
A llrltlgejiort druggist claims toliave
discovered a compound which, uppllcd
to a bate tall, will make It luinlnour.
Such a compound will Mil a long felt
want, for m Itli Its help baseballist: can
play all night long.
A Chicago man got hold of tl
wrong jug the other day and took n big
drink of a mlxturo of kerosene oil and
muriatic acid. Then he accused tho
servant girl ot stealing (lis whiskey ami
luring water.ln the Jug to conceal tho
theft.
A LchlgUton liuiii's time Is to valu
able Uiat wlien )OU come to put money
estimate on the precious luoiueuts he s
obllgeil to squander at meal time, the
shivering faet stands before you that It
cptts hi 111 a fearful sum to live.
It is clainiitl tlia the highest fac
ulty ot language .Is to conceal thought.
It may bo, hut whan a inan falls over a
wheelbarrow In the dsrk, it seems to
lose Its grip somewhat in tlmt particular.
ltcad the Advocate.
HE GUT REGULATOR
ISsP liM JOs
PURELY VEGETABLE.
Aro You Billons 7
7t Rtrulator nrvfr fall t rmr. T
cheerfully recommend It to All who suiter from
Bilious A l tack or any Disease caused by dit
arranged state of the liuer.
KANSAS ITY, Mo. W. K. UEKN ARU.
Do You Want Good Digestion?
1 suucreu imcmeijr wiin ruu diemacnf tltM
aeief etc. A neighbor, who had Ukcrr Simmon
urer Keeuiator, toia me ic wai a sure cure lor
my trouble. The first dose 1 took relieved me
very much, and in one week's time I wm as strong
Ana hearty a ever I was, it ike I it wtdkint
fiver took far Dytetu.
KtciiMoMu, Va. II. C, CRENSHAW.
Do You Suffer from Constipation?
Testimony of Hikam Warmbr, Chief-Justice of
Ga. i ;I have used Simmons LWer Regulator for
Constipation of ray Bowels, caused by a temporary
AvcruiiKcuicm 01 uic urcr, lor me il inree or
four years, and always with decided benefit
Have You Malaria?
I have had extier.enee with Stmmoni IJvr Rotm.
lator since 1P65, and regard it as the frenteit
$Hfdieine cf the timet Jvr disease t ftcutUr t
ttafiirtUt regiHt, So good a mcdlcise desetrts
universal commendation.
Urv. M B. WHARTON.
Cor. Sec'y Southern HapUst Theological Seulnary.
-a- THERE IS OUT ONE SIMMONS
LIVER REGULATOR!
See that you Ret the genuine, with the red Z
ifront cf Wrapper, prepared only by
J. h.zeilin & CO.,
sot-s raoraisTOas, PHILADELPHIA, PA.
REIOYAL!
Dr. C. T. Horn,
Itospcctfully announces to his customers anl
the jicoplu generally tl.atbo has rumored Ms
MtUO STOItU front Lcuekcl's UuIUIng to
Ms neir storo room opposite tho Tublio Square
Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa.,
whern ho will bo ptcasoit to receive friends
nnd tho public, ami supply them with
Pure Drugs & Medicines,
Fancy and Toilet Articles,
Lamps nnd Lamp Fixtures,
Stationery & Choice Cigars.
together with a fins lino of latest designs In
Wall Paper
AND
DecoratioiiS,
nt f.owest Prices. Person can also obtain
Kyo-tl lasses anil Spectacles, prupsrly a.l.
lusted to their shtlu at reasouahle prices.
Prescriptions compounilod with eara day
or night.
Ueir.cuibcr, THE CCNTKAL DUUO Store,
Vcb. "J..yl
Va. (J. T. HORN.
LAND
Claims n specialty, a nd WAR
KAVIS. ADDITIONAL
llllMESTKAll tlKltl'I k'lllAT.
US ami all kinds of LAN II StllilPT bought
an.l suld, I.nrxe Slock, anil Illahest I'rlccs
paid. Do jnu .itit to sell or buyt If s,
write to A. A. THOMAS, Attorney at haw,
Washington, I). U. Ian. 8-tfa.
Central Carriage Works
iiauk St., Lchigiitoii, Fa.,
Aro prepared to 3Iannfaeture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring "Wagon, &c.,
Of every description, In the most substantial
' manner, and at Lowest Cash Prices
Uepaliing Promptly Attended to
T REX LEU & KREIDLER,
April SS, 18S2yl Proprietors.
WM. DUFFY & SON,
of East Mauch Chunk,
are prepared to du all kinds of
Plasteri! & Ornamental Wort
at shortest notiro. Orders by mall will r
ceivti prompt attention. Teims moderate
or gomltrork, eeulilf
MANHOOD
Krrtnrrcl. A gentleman having Innerently
contracted the hahii of self nhuto In hli
youth, und In romcnuenco ruflcred all tho
horrors nf IS ex mi I luciipaclty. Lost Man
hood, J'hjilcal )ecay, (Jeuernl ProtraiInn,
Cite , will, uut of sympathy for hli ft'llow
urt rrtF, mall Ireu tho recipe ly which ho
was finally rurcil. Addreis iu con (Id en e
J IlNKlSYf43 Uwlarbt., New York.
dc.27 ly
WINE
oro money than at anything els by
iklnir ou aireucr for tin, beiit selllnir
book nut Urirlnoers succeed errand.
ly. Nnne (ail. Trrius free. IIai-lett ll.Kia;
(Jo., 1'ortland, Maine. deeM-ly
No Patent No Pay.
PATENTS
obtained for Inventors In th. United States
Canada and Kurope, at reduced ratee. With
oar principal oHlco located IU Washington,
directly opposite the United States Patent
omee, we are able to attend to all patent
business with (createi' promptness and da
tiatch and at lets cost than other patent at
tornevs who are at a dlstanee from Wash
liiKtou. and who hale, thorefore, to employ
assuelileattoruc)a " We make preliminary
ciainlnatlons and luriush opinions as lo pa
tsntaUIliy, free ofrbarKO. aud all who srs
Interested In new inventions and ratents ar
Invited tuff ml fur a copy ol our "llulde for
I obtaining I'otentr," whlrb Is sent free to
1 any a-ldress, and contains conii leto Instruc
tions Irott to obtain patents and other ralua
Me matter. We refar to tho (lerman-Ainer.
lean National Hank Washington, 1). l ; trio
, Koyul SwmIIiIi. Norwegian and lianuh Leaa
' linns, nt Wa'tilnatont Hun. .Ins. Casey, late
llhlel .Itittloe U. S. Court ol Ulalmsj to tbe
OWriluls ol the U, rl l'atent C31e, and to
Senators and Meutert of Congress from
, evwry State.
Add reus: l.OUIH lUOQKRh CO., Ho
Hollars vri'atenis and Atiorney.elLaw Le-.
Droit llylldlnif U'ASnmuinx. I), tl.
RTJPTUHELVnT'o'wd.V1
sure, cure 41. 00. lly null with full direc
tions, nook lur li oent tlainp. l'KKT k. CO.,
401 blilh Areuue, New Yort. dec2My
MErTfirT ATJTff .""to
uouoie insir
I proflts by IntroduelOKS line of new goods, la
I UKpenslhleio all ramllles. will addrtss ler
I full iiariiiMitart.il EALTH FOOD Ootirsvr.
No. Ti4ih Aicaue, New York '
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