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They are dead; I am here; He Is lu Heaven. They were a small gift, Trilling, I know: But they were given mo Long years ago. Down In the shadows Of the old yew lie and I parted; There's where they grow, I was lo give them hack When we next met Fifty long years ago I luivo them yet. . Tut them back, Jennie, 1'ut them away. They have been there ' This many a day. AVENGED. The old clock In "the wall rang oiit five melodious chimes, as Cora Smith softly closed the kitchen door, andran'lnto the little bedroom for her blue scarf. "Five o'clock," she said, as the last stroke died away; "hp is wondering why I don't conic, and I must make haste. Madge, little Madge, nre you golnc with me to-night? I am all ready." Little Madge, the twelvc-ycar-old sis ter, came flying through the hall. "Auntie says you've forgotten to get the potatoes for breakfast, and we must prepare them befpro you go. Never mind if he does have to watt a little for you: you've waited for him many a time. Come quickly, and I will help you." So sweet-tempered Cora Smith untied tho blue scarf, and tripped away to the forgotten task as merrily as her little sister, albeit her heart beat like an im prisoned bird's at tho delay. Tho west was all aflame with tho autumn sunset ero tho sisters closed the cottage door behind them, and ran down the garden path toward tho stile, where he was waiting In other words, where hazcl-eycd, sweet-faced Cora Smith's city lover was waiting for his lady-love, as she had many a night waited for him. Almost every evening they met thcro at the stile their "trysting place," ho said, just half-way between her home and his boarding house. Ho had pro posed it, and she was nothing loth to accede It was so pretty and romantic. Then, Auntie Smith was'not at all pleased with this dark-cved young stranger, and, though she had not for bidden hltu the house, both lovers knew 6he preferrcd"hls room to his company And bo, always with dear little Madge at her side, she dally tripped down tho path through the leafy woods to tho half-way trystlng placo where she met her haudsome, dark-eyed lover, Neil ltowan. How her heart fluttered to night as she thought of him I and the warm lovc-llght deepened and darkened tho soft, brown cyesl "Nell, Nell," she said, almost uncon sciously, aloud ; and little Madge clasped her sister's hand closer, and looked up in her face. "Do you love him so very much, sis ter Cora?" A swift, hot color came fnto the girl's checks, and then she pauses, suddenly holding the hands or little Madge in a fervent grasp. "Love him! love him, Madge! better than all the world better than my youth, my lite aye, sometimes I fear better than my hope of heaven 1 And I am to be his wife, little Madge, this good man's wife, when the beautiful spring comes, I shall leave you, and auntie, and uncle, to ho all his. Hut this Is our secret, little sister, and only you can share It." Then her hands relaxed their hold.and drawing tho light scarf over Iter shoul ders, she tripped silently on. They were almost then; nearlng tho edge of the wood, and the stile was but a step away. Another step forward, and then Madge held her sister back. "Waltl" she whispered; "I can see two men on the seat, Cora. Wo do not want to jni'ct stranger's there." "No." she said, drawing back In Ibo AhadOWOf the WOOd ,itlsVll, frilnl. racoBS nil INDEPENDENT-" LEHIGHTQN, CARBON. COUNTY, PA., SATUKUAY, JULY 18. 1885. Willis Dean. Wo will wait till lie goes, for I do net like to meet him " Even as she spoke tho figure arosc.and the sound of bis voice came on the twi light air, distinct and clear, "And what of this love affair, friend Nell? When Is it to end, and how? Are you really In earnest', and do you mean to marry thd girl?" Cora Smith's hand closed upon the arm of Madge till she shrank In pain while they waited for the answer. Nell ltowan laughed softly. "Marry her!" ho repeated. 1'Sho Is just tho subject for a grand flirtation, and I assuro you I have done this thing well. Hut for anything further bah 1 1 am going back to town to-morrow, and this is our last meeting; so be off, old fellow, for I expect her every moment." Just for one moment Madge Smith's heart stood still In awful fear, for she thought Cora was dying. That white, ghastly face thcro In the twilight, that motionless figure, thoso tightly locked hands, it surely was not the fair, sweet maiden of a mdmciit before." Cut the spasm passed, and, without a word, she aroso and glided noiselessly" away, and Madffo followed her In silence, Nell ltowan waited until the light had all died out of the west, and the dew lay Ukosummerralnon tho grass at his feet. Ills cigar was smoked down to ashcs.and his lazy revery was broken by the cry of the whip-poor-will. 'She Isn't coming to-night," lie said mentally; "that is certain. Tho schem ing auntlo up yonder managed to pre vent It this time. Oh, well, it, saved a scene! I will drop a loving, 'farewell note, and so it ends a summer's amuse ment. Ha, hum!" and Nell ltowan strolled homeward, singing, half-uncon-sclously, "I won't have her, I know I won't have her, I know I don't care a straw who lias her, I know," The farewell note came to Cora Smith the following night, but the fever-bright eyes never rested on the creamy page, for, ere the insane light gave place to reason again, death scaled the whito oelids. To such natures as this drl'r. love is life, and the rude blow that woke her from the one bright dream of her youth, snapped the slender cord that bound her frail spirit to earth, and out of the depths of her awful grief, .the kindly hand of death led her to the mountain-top, where is buildcd' tho city of the New Jerusalem. Day by day, week by week, month by month, so sped tho time until eight years were counted. Eight times the grass bad grown over the little grave In the lonely, country graveyard, and again tho October winds rustled tho scarlet leaves'ovcr the narrow mound Wonderful changes had the eight years brought. Sldo by side with this grave were two others, and the headstones bore tho names of good aunt and uncle Smith. They had rested there six years ; and every summer beautiful Madge Smith came down from her city mansion, and lingered in tho old homo a week, trimming tho grasses and planting bright flowers on the mounds. Bright, beautiful Madge Smith, the helrcA of all Undo Smith's hidden wealth, the wealth ho guarded so well during that toil-worn, weary life, Three years before, Madge Smith left school, to reign queen of society. Beautiful, strangely beautiful; with that cold, white, high-bred face, those wide fathomless, glittering amber eyes, a fig ure matchless in symmetry and grace, accomplished, polished, and tho heiress of great wealth, no wonder that lovcis, old and young, knelt nt Madge Smith's shrine. Strange wondcr.the world tald. that all were 6corncd not gently and with words of pity and apology, but spurn from her very feet with scornful Hps and blazing eyes, Ay, Madge Smith was an enigma and mystery to all who knew her. No warmer friend, no brighter companion did those of her own seek for. But never were thoso Hps been to smile, or those wonderful eyes to soften, In re sponse to any lover's; no glacier was more frigid than she to all men. All, did I say? Nay, Damo Kumor had plenty of gossip just now. Only a few weeks since a new rival appeared on the scene of action. Nell ltowan, merchant and millionaire, entered the list of Madge Smith's adorers not for her wealth, surely, Madame Grundy ac knowledged graciously. lie had enough of his own. It was genuine love that this blase man of society felt for beauti ful Madge. And a wonderful change had come over the fair lady since his ap pearance. Bright before, she was bril liant now sparkling, wltty,bewlldcrlng; and the world looked on In amaze to see the flush stain her white checks, and the bright smile that lighted her eyes at bis approach. And did he not recognize her, you arb wondering? Nay, how should he? Sweet Cora Smith, and tho summer In the country, wero forgotten things with this man. He had broken half a- dozen silly" hearts since then, and left them allkwtb Time, the great healer. He had flirted with society's queens and village maid ens Innumerable, and left the past all behind him. And now he came and laid the first pure, real love of his life time at this woman's feet. So ho told hec, one autumn night, in the grand parlor of her stately home. How her bands trembled andTier eyes shono as she listened I "Wait," she said; "I will give you my answer to-morrow night; It js my blrthnlght, and I shall slve an entertain ment. You will come; I will answer you then. Be in the library at ten, and you shall hear my answert"- And the night came, and he was there waiting, nc paced tho room impatient- ly. Would sho ever come, this girl that was dearer than his life? Ay, eho was life to him. The world had seemed old, stale, flavorless, until he met her, the woman who, alone of all her sex. lud rnr Hrr-rvl 111 1,lTTlhrinr tt.An nf w ri- Iiive and Lot Live." his heart. How brlghu the future ras so sure of her answer; seemed! He was had not.she given it all but In words? "My beautiful, my queen 1" ho said, softly. And just then he heard the light nijpie oi a woman s laugu in tue aujotn - lng room. Her laughjhe knew itamona a thousand; and her voice: she speaking loud and clear. "Thcro, Gua'rdle; you must let mo go now. Mr. ltowan is waiting for mo in tho library. YOU know I am to glvo hltn his answer to-night." And the guardian's voice, speaking tenderly, replied "And that answer,! can guess lt,little Madge. You aro going to marry this man, and leave us all." "Marry hlTnW No, Indeed, sir; He is Just the subject for a grand flirtatIon,and I assure you I have acted my part well; but for anything ifurther bah! But ho Is expecting me, so'by-by till I come again," and she tripped lightly through the half-open door, ero tho amazed guardian could utter a -syllable. A whltc,ghastly,shiverlng figure stood by tho library window. "For Uod's sake, Madge Smith, tell me you were jesting I" he cried, as bril liantly, glowingly beautiful, sho glided Into the room. "Not so, ray friend," she answered lightly; "I spoke the truth. If you overheard :ny words I need not repeat them. It is my answer." "But you gave ine hope; you led mo on, you have given me ireason to think you love me," ho cried,: passionately. It Is the one loveof. -niy life I I have centered every hope and thought In you, Madge Smith, and for my sake, for God's sake, do not Wreck my life I' She was very pale now, and her eyes wero black and glistening. "Nell Bowan," sho said, slowly, "I have prayed for this hour for eight years, but never In my wildest dreams did I think my prayer would bo so fully answered. When I saw tho hue of death, the white agony on my only sis ter's cheek when I saw her wrltho In speechless agony at the words she heard eight years ago to-night, I vowed to avenge her, God being helper. Again, when I heard the thud of the earth upon her coffin, I vowed that vow. God has brought it about oven sooner, more.com plete, than I had thought. If I have glyen you one hour of such agony as she suffered, I am content. If you could live and suffer It for countless ages, I should be better content. Good night." Two hours afterward,-tho sharp ring or a pistol rang with starllns. distinct ness through the crowded drawing-room, All sprang to their feet, save" Madgo omun. remaps ner cneek paled a little I cannot tell but the light of her eyo never changed, her smiling lips never relaxed, as tho gazed upon tho blood-stained corpse in tho library, Neil Rowan had taken his own life, and Cora Smith was avenged TURNING THE LAUGH. "Never stake your wits against a woman's said Bob Wimple, as wo sat sipping our tea one evening at his cosy little home. "Why?" I asked, "are their wits so much tharper than ours?" "I can't say exactly," Bob replied, "but they havo so many more of them, you see. I could tell you a story ancnt that." "Tell It." I said, puttlncr another lump of sugar in my cup and setting myself to listen. Bob slowly stirred his tea, took a sip and began: "Kato Burgess, who was the hand somest ugly woman I ever saw " "A contradiction In terms that," I interrupted. "Not In her case," Insisted Bob: "you would havo owned it yourself had yon seen her. Though her features-were Irregular, their expression was perfect and they beamed with intelligence. "I met her casually at a watering place," he continued, "whither I had gone, partly on business, partly on pleasure, about a year after my marri age. She had the rcpnUttlon, I found, of being a sort Democrltus, a laugher at mankind and their follies. She had a goodly number of suitors; some doubt loss attacted by herself; others, perhaps, by her fortune. But, in turn, she had treated them all alike. One after an other she had led them Into the most extravagant flights only tolaughatthcm In the end, and make them the laughing stock of others. "Whether it was that a year's con nublal bliss bad not sufficed to render me quite Insensible to the charms of flirtation, or avenging tho wrongs of my1 sex. I leave to bo inferred from my story. At any rate, the fact is, that after making Miss Burgess's acquaint ance, and on detecting, as I thought, a luikiag purpose to add mo to ber li:t of victims, I took no pains to inform her that, Instead of being an eligible bachelor, I was a staid and steady bes- diet. "Chance threw us a good deal together. We talked all sorts of sentimental non sense, quoted the spooniest passages of the poets and made as great fools our selves as the two greenest lovers could have done. "I thought Kate was flirting desper ately; but, determined not to be out done, I went as far as she. Not that I made downright love to ber. Con science, when I thought of Ann and the baby at home,! wouldn't stand that. At' times, when Kate's fine eyes her eyes; It had to bo coufessdd were fine looked languidly into mine, I had mis- glvltlgs lost I bad made nn impression deeper than I had Intended. Then I scouted the vanity which made me think mysclf more suei-essfiil than dozens of others who had fclmllarly flattered themselves. No, slip was only 1imMnf tyia It-it h Inii $lt00 who laughs last, says tho proverb, nnd we'll see who that shall be, I said to mysclf' . "At last slio grow, or seemed to grow, melancholy. Tho more vapid ' my' . twaddle tho more she appeared affected by It. . It reminded me of Deacon Dar- bey, who was always most attentive at the dullest parts of tho sermon. "I called ono evening and found Kato In a very dispirited mood. As sho greeted me, there was a sadness In her tone wblch could hardly havo been feigned. " 'I feared you were not coming this evening, Itob Mr. Wimple. I mean,' she sighed. '"I assuro you, Miss Burgess,' I ocgan, -notmng ever gives mo more pleasures ' 'Yes, yes,' sho faltered, 'I know what you would say ' " 'Let me beg of you ' I interrupt ed, anxiously. " 'I know what you aro going to ask,' sho persisted; 'it is aqus3tlon my heart has long since answered.' " 'Here was a situation for a respect able husband and father I Hal my folly come to this? I bad never dreamed of Kate's being more in earnest than my self. After all, It was likely to prove no laughing matter. Everybody would call mo a villiau ; and Ahna what would she think? I dreaded to reflect upon It. "'I beg you to permit m! ' I ex claimed. " 'Yes, take my hand, Robert,' sho whispered, reaching mo ono aud cover ing her face with the other.' "I hung back contused for a moment. Then, In sheer desperation and with more than a lover's energy I seized the proffered hand and began an incoherent speech, intending to explain all aid make what nmends I could for my con duct. But the sound of an approach ing footstep cut mo short in tho ex ordium. "I turned and saw whom do you think? I confessed my inability to guess. "My wife," said Bob, dramatically. "You can imagine tho scene," he continuad. "A husband confronted by his wife, in the act of holding by tho hand a strange lady, and addressing her In words of earnest appeal. "'Strike, Anna, but hear mel' I cried, starting llko a guilty thing. "I had heard words to that effect somewhere and could think of nothing better to say. -uui sno aiun't striKe uiun't even call me caitiff or vllllan, names I would have' considered moderate under tho circumstances. After .giving herself time to take In the scene, with all its ludicrous details, sho just hurst out laughing, and sho and Kate laughed a duct till both sank exhausted. "When tho explanation camo all was made plain enough. Kate hid known who I was from the start. She and Anna, It appeared.were old schoolmates, and the latter in our courting days, had shown my miniature to her friend, who was thus enabled to recognized mo at first sight. A letter from Kate, speak- of her new beau, and asking Anna to como and share in tho fun sho was hav ing, was the cause of my wife's sudden appearance. "Tho business and pleasure which had hitherto detained me wero both speedily ended. Tho laugh wasn't so soon over." LITTLE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. When aro little 6cercts llko the sails of a ship? When they got wind. Why-is tho letter G like the sun? Be cause it is tho center of light. W hen arc the streets of a town most greasy? When tho rain Is dripping. How many sticks go to building a crow's nest? None, because they aro all carried. Tho teacher: "What is wisdom, my child?" "Information of tho brain, sir." What did Lot do when his wife turned to salt? Got a fresh one. Why may Dutch peoplo bo eaid to como into tho world ready dressed? Be cause they are born In Holland. At what tlmo was Adam married? On his wedding Eve. When has a man four hands? When he doubles his fists. Where Is happiness always to bo found? In the dictionary. When is a man not o man? When he turns into a lane. What is the best kind of shooting in winter? To havo coals shot Into your cellar. How can a boy mako his jacket last? By making his waistcoat and trousers first. What is it that goes up tho hill, and down tho hill, and yet never moves? The road. Why do little birds in their nests agree? Because If they did not they would fall out, Why aro fowls the most profitablo things to keep? Bccauso for every grain tbey give a peck. Why is a coal charity tbo bost of all charities? Because it makes the receiv er's grate full (grateful). What is the difference between a hun gry man and a glutton? One longs to eat, and tho other eats too long. Why is the horse the most humane of all animals? Because he gladly gives the bit out of his mouth and listens to every woe. What is that which every one longs to have, and which every one wishes to get rid of directly he obtains it? A good appetite, Where was Unle raised? In the lapse ! of ages. What does Queen Victoria take her pills in? In elder. Why Is door In tho subjunctive mood? Because it Is wood or might, could or should be. Why Is a milkman like 1'lmroah's uukuulc! r jj.-cauMj ue aravis n mill .1.. i i . t.. i r,rt mit rf a Year. if Paid in Advance. If not paid in advance, $1.2"i Fiction plca-es tho more In propor tion as it resembles truth. j- Ho who lives but for himself lives (;b ut,rqr a little thing, To count but few things necessary is the foundation of many bleisuig3. ' Canght bv Octormi. I A diver who was trying to flud pearls I off tho Alaska coast, found none, but louau mmsoii an oi a sudden, In the grasp of an ugly octopus with arms twenty-seven feet long. Such an ex perience is rare; but there are thousands oi pcopio who are caugut by dyspepsia, which is quito as bad. An octopus Jiatcs to let go. So does dyspepsia. Brown's Iron Bitters settles dyspcpsla.and makos It loose Its cruel grip. Mrs. Schmidt ana ner uauguter, of 130 Conway street, Baltimore, were both cured of dyspepsia ma uau ui crown s iron uiiters, Let U3 learn upon earth thoso things which call us to heaven. Wrong3 entrenched in bad legisla tion can never bo converted Into vested rights. Dr. Fratlor's Maglo Ointment A sure cure for boils, burns, sores, cuts, flesh wounds, soro nipples, hard and soft corns, chapped lips and hands. Price 60c. Sold by druggists. Williams Mt'B- Co., Prop's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. Our acts make or mar us. Wo are tho children of our own deods. As to troublo, who oxpecta so And cherries without stones, or roses with out thorns. Backleu's Arnioa Salve. Tho beat salvo In tho world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhuem, fever sores, tetter, chipped hands, chllblands, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively curta piles, or no pay required. It Is guarantee! to give perfect satsfac Hon. ormoncy refunded. Prico 25 cents per box. Despise not any man, and do not spnru anything, for there is no man tliat hath not his placo. Hypo:rlto3 aro wicked. They hldo their defects with so much care that their hearts are poisoned by them. Dr. Fraztor's Boot Bitterj. Frazier's Root Bitters aro not a dram shop beverage. But are strictly medi cinal ln-evcry sense. They act Btrongly upon tho liver and kidneys, keep tho bowels open and regular, cleanse the blood and Bystem of every Impurity. Sold by druggists, $1.00. At Thomas' drug store. In tho revised versons of the Old Tc3tanient tho familiar words, "All Is vanity and vexation of spirit." aro made to read, "All Is vanity and a striving after win." This Is a direct fling at the Congress of tho U. S. An Answer Wanted. Can nny ono bring us a case of Kid ner or Liver Complaint that Electric uiitcra win not speedily cure? Wo say they cannot, as thousands of cases already permanently cured and who are dally recommending Electric Bitters, will prove. Bright's Disease, Diabetes, Weak Back, or any urinary complaint quickly cured. They putify tho blood, regulate tho bowels, and act directly on the diseased parts. Every' bottle guar anteed. For sale at 60c. a bottle by T. D. Thomas. Any man may do a casual act of good nature, but a continuation of them shows that it is a part of their tempera ment. One of tho best rules in conversa tion is never to say a thing which any of tho company can reasonably wish ho had left uusaid. Tho Rev. Geo. H. Thayer, of Bourbon Ind., says: "Both myself and wife owe ourllvestoSbiloh's Consumption Cure" Sold by W. F. Blcry, Wclssport, and C. T. Horn, Lehighton. Are you made mlscrablo by indiges- iiuu, ixjimipauon, tiizzmcss, loss oi ap petite, yellow skin? Shiloh's Vltallzcrls a positive euro. Sold by W. F. Blery, Weisspcrt, and C. T. Horn, Lehlghton. hy will you cough when Shiloh's Cure will glvo you immediate relief. Price 10 cents, 60 cents and SI. Sold by W. F. Bicry, Wclssport, and C. T. Horn, Lehlghton. Shiloh' Catarrh Remedy a positive euro for catarrh, diphtheria and canker mouth. Sold by W. F. Bicry, Woissport, and C. T. Horn, Lehlghton. "Hackmetack" a lasting an-I fragrant perfume. Price 25 and 6u cents. Sold by W. F. Blery, Woissport, and C. T. Horn, Lehlghton. Shiloh's Cure will Immediately relievo croun. whooninc conorh nml hrnnrliitl. Sold by W. F. B"icry, Wclssport, and C. T. Horn, Lehlghton. For dyspepsia and liver complaint.yott have a printed guarantee on every bottle M UtillnH,, lTInll.A. T. r-n- It never fall (o ! cure. Sold hv V. F. Sold by W. F. Blery, Wcissport; C. T. Horn, Lehlghton. ' A nasal Injector free wJU, each bottle ' of Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Trlco 60 pintL SnhthwW V Ilia,-,, wl. ...... . C. T. Horn. LehlrT J' . a , "If r to find a .core of ' uiui vrwo enougri to aiscover tne truth than to And ono intrepid enough, in the . face of opposition, to stand up for it. ti. . , , . Dip ono end of a sponge in water and I tho wholo will soon.be saturated. So a 1 ' . - - ..wwvvm wi.a yourself. Kidney and liver troubles, unless chocked, will indnco constipation, piles.rheumaUsmandKraveJ. A timely use of Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy I will prevent- thes. results. It Is pleas- Imm SiVimny ,be J5"? rCC!y 1 by children and dellcato females. It rWLnem5'' W' Chedffc roses on tnem. Reflect nponyonr pleasant blessings, of which every man has msny; not ai gourpast mlsiortnnes, of which all mn. of tho virtnes of tho wise. ( To most children the bare ltig;f stion of a flow of castor oil is nauseating. hy, not, then, when physic Is necca- wry for the little ones, uso Ayer'a Cathartic Pills? They combine every essential and valuable principle of n , ar.Srbeta8 ,U64r' Hard words are like, hailstones in summer, beating down and destroying what they would nourish were they melted In drops. Vn- ... v. . swelled neck, and the reanlta nf ml.iJ Inflammation, nso Dr. Thomas' fccleotric Oil the great pain destroyer. --Every day la a little life, and our niiuu- uil- is nut, it uay repea e i. uii-rc- i. " J -l J A' il MOa'I DO U6 ,. f. " . :"V. irjisiH Wjejgs-JjsJi ga vautai The Carbon Advocate An Independent FMnllv Kwtpap4r Published urcry -ATURDAY, fa Lehlghton, Carbnn Co.,P., by ILltlltr V. SIOItTKiaiElt. Umc-BA IR-VAY, hmt dlstauct above tbo Leblnti Valley It. It, Depet. Thm: $1,00 pernnniiiin Airact KTat fccscnipiiu-, or mam ano takct J" ob Printing; AT VER LOW PBIOKB THE i 3 BEST TONIC. it is mvalu h fSS?,? Jin.d r.Vr!nC3 the blood, stlmulatca ha nppetlto.ald-i tho assimilation of food, rc -Icvoj neartortrn Mid IitlcMng, aud strength nn tho mmolea and nerves. k I SJUne?nU,ifrm rccra. Utsltudc, Lack of n.iSTjAa, It lias nocqual, tTr- The grnnlno hat above trado mark and roed red lines on Wrapper. Take no other. !. Mt ly cnotrg cntxicAi co, oaitixoiu, b. H-OORTHIMEMr,, PUBLIC, OTARY OFFICE i ADVOCATE BUILMNtf. Bankway, Lohighton, Ponha All business tiertainlnir In th nfllnn will receive prompt attention. 16. A New and Original Plan Instruction in CLASSICAL MUSIC on tha Piano and Organ, Founded en the CutthriLiArf nrinnrrea AMERICAN METHOD. Terms moderate. AlSii tfirent for the lll?lf ISMXU PTarer, the ESTK OHOAN. (Ilrt Instrument. taken In exohange fur new ones. ueaier in .uuiiu. musical instruments and Musical Merchandise. T. P. KliKINTOl', Lehlghton, Fa. April 11, ms-Cm lO-TenrlO-len-lO-Ten-lO DIO LEWIS'S NUGGETS, A Rornarkablo Magazines Crowded with Brief Articles, on Sanitary Subjects by that most sensible, terse & humor ous writer, DR. DIO LEWIS. Worm Its Weight In Gold ! YOU CAN GET A SAMPLE COPY FOR 10 CENTS By tending to the NEW UIo Lewis rnbllsuhifr Company, CUA71 BIBLE HOUSE, Natr York Citt. 10-Ten-lO-Icih.lO-Ten-lO A PRIZE! Send4 cents for postace.andre. celvo lree.it costly box ol urooJl which nlli holn vou to mmr money rlitht nney than auyihtntcelseln tae wnrltl. All, of either sex, urccel from first hour. The hroiul way to fortune opens be fore the workers, absolutely sure. Ateneo adilr'S. Tuce A Co., Augusta, Mo. Ilco. 20-ly DTVOT?f!TS a "solute mvoR- lJ. V WIVL.L.O 0ES imi PERSONK residing throughout the United States anil Canada for Ue'rrtton.nnu.fupport.lnteraMr anrr, cruelty, lan,ni.aUblllty, etc. Advlta reo. Slate your ease and address ATT KNKY WARD, World Uulldlnir. 1KT Uroadnay, New Yotk. July ISMy Rev. Father Wilds' EXPERIENCE. The nv. Z. r. Wilds, wcll-ltnown ettj missionary lu Now York, nnd brotiier of tho late eminent Judge Wilds, of tha Massachusetts Supremo Court, writes as foil owe i "78 i:. tUSl.,ym Voit, ilatjK. 18SS. .Mssstu,. .1. u Avsn & Co., oeiitlemen i Last winter I was troubled, with a raoit 'r ..7.. '".Vf.v- ?,r. jntalerajOy at nl.- it, and iurned to Intense- 1 "a' ' iwurcly Ixar any clothiiii SSJs.-ri 'Srd"cU?rUir'coiehrri Ji'P?1"' u poor, .ind my system a cool Jol Tun down. Kiioaiue the -ralna r.t A"?.''"".'.. by observation of "w,j. u4 niui irmu Ttersonai ...jij nuu. cas.-s, nun rrom trsonal usa in former years, I Ucui Uiilr.fi It for tha LtTA ffiS a tUo-l Uan tha fgvrr and Iteuiiff m ."WJi ' 'i ai;o.a of trriution of tAa rStS r General hAlth crently improved, 'until ' "av exrtiiont. I feel a liiuidre4 pe f5,ijor, aaj l wtr.buto thue reeolta r,1 m- ihcujcimo ever aenseu. I tooJc ? "' doses tlirco times a day. aj3 ? ,H? Uum twS hottiea. I ptaea SStSlS! jSVS Ls W Yours reapeotf ally, z. r. Wilds." Tbo above Instance Is but one of Vh.roacy MY "la to eor notice, which provi the perfect adaptability of AvxiVa 8aui! to cure of ail tilTJ. W lrom ta,ar8 or la,, TetWl44 UooJ weAken! vitality. , . ... Ayef S SarSaDcinllQ; A0(1 tMlg ZfZ. resist and ovatetraethaatudu of all JentW iu Diuwt, Umptimt , sun, ,iu notum. Catarrh, otra DtWiiv, aad m Jlaorders rcsultlnj from jr or eorroptaj4 Kood and a low state of tbeaysteu. i nEPAnio ov ?r.J.C.Ayor4Co.,LowelllMaee. ' " ut e, 'u boU1" CATHARTIC? PILLS. Best Purgative Modlolno lore Const! pai . in. Inillcfi Icm. Headier and iU 13i5loulxtdcrar Sold ourywUoi-0, Always rcllaUo. 5 Ll:'.V-V..LJ . ..!LJT . rsi w ..ngi t?5 l;DiJ3i II 1IJ ! Ial 1 1 1 1 IZl I -V 3 mM a