LEADS ALL. 1 I No other blpod-purlfylnf medicine, Is mado, ! ih over been tparod, wUlch to torn; rlpt'i.- meets ths wauu of physicians nud Til ' giueral public- as Ayer's Sarsaparilla. It loads the Hut im ft trnlv wlMituV prerwT.v I. lor nil tdood ilnon- . If IIih-u la alurU ii ii'ittainiot scroiuiaiinouiyou, H Q avi-iis SAtmrtniMA will Ti-I u ami expel It from jrour system. t"f cons'.itutiouai or soroiuious uiuaira, (l.vinnti AiRifn gump.vitluLl Is the uAlAllHHtru" rnno.lv. It hill curo.l iiuinbci lfs t unes. 11 will stop the nauseous, rat-irrhal discharges, ami remove the slokon In? olor nf ilia breath, Tthlch are Indication, r-f s .-ofolo'jj origin. HlPFRnilQ "nutto,Tex.,Scpt.28,1882. ULuCnUUd "At the s;o of two years one of (Jnnro inv children wns terribly afflicted OUflLO with ulnoroiH running sore,! on lt taoc ami rook. At tbo aaino time Its oyos were swollen, nruoh IntLinioil, and vory sore. Onnr Cure. Phvalolaiis told us that 11 pow 5Unt El tb crful alterative mediclue must I employed. Tho united In recomnieudlng Ay En SismfiR.M.a.. A law dosos pro duced a perceptible Imprmeincnt, which, by an Adherence. h your -Ilrocllons, was contln tied to a complete and pjrm.-tnent cure. Ivc rvliVnc has slnoo appeare I of tbo existence, of anv scrofulous tendencies; and no treat meut of any disorder was ever Attended by noro prompt or effectual rosull. Yours trnly, B. r. Jouxsos." rnci'AitED BY Dr.J.C.Ayer&Co.,Lowoll,Ma88. Soli by 1 Dnijgl.ts; SI, six bottles for ti LLS 25 YEARS IN. USE. Th Greatest Medical Trlnmph of the Agl SYtVlPTOIVIS OF A )RPm LIVER. I.osnofnDDCtllc. Uowcla co-tlvr. l'ain in the bead, with a dull sensation lu tb imca parr, L'niu uuuer tuo auouiuer blsde, Fullness after cattnt, with n dis inclination to exertion of body or mind, Irritubllltj of temper, Lovr spirits, with afecltaeof rmvlncncclectcd somo duty, Wcai'lneaa, Dizziness, l'luttcrlnc nt tba Heart, Dotn before tbo cyca. Ilcudacho over the ileht eye, Itestlessness, with tltfcl dreams, lllchly colored Urine, and CONSTIPATION. TUTT'M l'lLLS aro especially adapted to ouch rases, ono doso ctrecta such a cliniign of feeilnrrni to nstonlslitlio sufferer. They Increase the A-inclltc.and cause tbo Itody t Tabs on l''lclituu tbo system Is lioitrishoil.nnd liytbclrTonto Action on tlu llfsestti'COraanu'tltcf-illurMtooLaro protnejnl. Price, 115c. -1 tMlirrnvKt..IV.Y. TUflTHinOVE OiiAr IlAin or WmsKEits chanfjed to a Guxnr llLtc'C by a single application of I bin Dte. It Imparts a natural color, acta Jnstantaneously. Sold by Druggists, or pent, by express on receipt of 31. OR3co,44 Murray St., Now York. e-HEnV0USOEBILIT 1 WtcaT.iind nnmeron' 1 inrftlAQ feLMOa CUV. s-outhlul tndkcretijn. loo roo IndaUonca. os ovcrLrQlnworir. A vole ("clMcs. Get our Free r'Aiin.i icarn ltT.nonar.: t'.ct3 hrfia tatlna tretl- mrTit ct'c where. Tike a fiiinn Hmri)YthctitA3 LUi;eu cncusanai, qou r.ct ttitcrtcra triih aitcn tier, to buslr.rtf, or cu:3 rein or taconvenlccco la .-nv vnv. Founded OD InVrilncr A Kllrt.UrS jcclcntl&c medical princl ?plc.B7d;rctirrpneatIon ila tfia ictt of uucaaa Its iiCf.u Man. "ft TrSTEOFCn 8EVCM jfrcclfio Influence U ftli t C.n3DVUEE!tl.MA!n; aril iana:oBBci ma Hu meri c rar.In la restored. Thi tnlrrnitirr clemer.f l!:OU3ANOOA3;3, of life. TthlchTiBte bseu wasted are plven ttcfc.t nd iVirt retir-ntliepnmfuchff p 'i'vo Xlontbs, - (.on?V; Ail r nd rapidly Rain l batiz. HASH13 13EEV1EDY RO.i H'rcCHElIiSTS DOOH V, TenUl tit, ST. X.OUIS. ZXO. RUPT,in,GP PEEOOMCfNotaTruca v fcj t Aali rortermsoroMr Aitpllnnco. RAINBOW RUPTURE RELIEF & rl I cser temple, fufo, rnllat.loand unorfortretninnr ii i not a TlUEC. Worn Do and Mela nmt Tu Piwanee fi.i.oiwn. Kend for circular nltli lest" inuuiulj from tu icful cutf.rer. cured tr tliUniv in?tni??"!lo.W-J central Mtdlcal ondauiclcS "ilVi'iV'f 020 locust lat.. tit Loulr.M hUllfiil trontaient clvcn nil klnd u( Vumlcnl 15!?'." lai1' ""ttvuMlo our (PBcloitr.Ve fare to wrlto c. be tore tuili.a ttoatci. Jt elaoMi'o. IWMTACEHTSTOSEU. inn iissouni STEAM Washer Mm nd Women of good charscter end Intelllpenee. ljcliulra Territory Qutrsntead. I k' trial of iiuula Miwherto ba returned ot my epene If not Mti. factory. A thousand per rentthn l.c.tUinIierin Hi -"iorl1, ".';d t"'" euimble niiBnta HIQ money. In-U-ioiio nierlt makes It .a idicnouilnal ancceaa every. riivre. I or Illustrated circular and terms of Baenor dJrets. 0. WORTH, 8t.Lot!ls,1vio; tsySTcke over 1M per .reul l.rol.t toll' cr. Dunilila, rerfeot tn pperotlou, tudot mat domU.tlUty.Vrllofer circular. fAVUY COFFcE IIOASTtR CO., ST. LOUIS, V.O. How Lost, How Bestored! Just published, u new wlitinu of Da. Cl'l, Vl.UWKI.l.'.S Ct.lABKTKI) KjSAV.on 1 10 Mil cul cuic of SryiiiuTOKUiio: or Si'ininnl Wrhkueis, Inyuluuturv beuiinal Losses, liif..Tt..CY,Mciillaud l'lijsical lucupjcity, Vi'H'J"1,e"" 1 Murnuqn. iic. ; alio. Cox iufiio.. Lranvv uud 1'its, Induced by sell tiidulgftice, or sexual e.lrayannee,Ae. 'I'ur cilibrated autlinr, lu llils aduiimble ei.jy, clearly dcniouktralos fmni a tbirty jcjI.' auceesiful practice, lliol the alarming VJLS'iiieuees id self nLiiie tuny bo ladicallt vuredj iHiltiliii); out a mode oi rum at once biinple, certain nml i ll, dual, by means ' wbWh every bullorer, no inultcr wbal lii cuudillou may be, may cure himself cheap ly, privately uud isdVcafty. 4i.Tlil Leiture slinuld be it) the hands of etery outb uud every man In the laud Bent uuder seal, in a plain eiivc!i, to uny addnsi, ;W aiii, mi receipt of four tents or to luisluga ttuinpr. Addresi Tlia (ULYiatMKi.i, m:iiica!,co., 4 1 Ann St., Nnv Vorli, N. '. I'otl Ollbw d.ix,46Ii. . mov23 lv TEACHERSsri'iuVJir'ssi iter montli STAMUUt) HoOKd ltiui.Ls. ste.nlv Hurx lor S prlu k uiid hitHtinvr. Aldrct J. v. Mc OVUU NUo., I'Mladdi'Lia. miOV INT AT TIIR Carbon Advocate OFFICE FOR P.hfian Printinor I & J., . - TO CONSUMPTIVES. Tl.iaJvtrtl.tr l.uviuir wiu peru.nst.tly cui-l tbut oiuad )li. t'uusuiaiiion, by u tiuplc iiiumIt. U iilou lo uiate kau luLi- (ellu .ulti rirs lb. iuu ol cure Tu ull vi u.clrc Ii. Iw will ehit a ctp ul lb. prcrioti"i (Kitic) anli Mil utn uibus lur ,rep4r ftf iiit'l uj-iii titc saii'c wlit. ti iln Will Illl, I . ir" t ur li'. u.-l'. ' I- i. feUIHplI'lC Aflt..',. 1 . .t . . )Mi.l Wl. Ill lb r .'.U i i 1 j.icj . i. ii, 11 V h. A W It '.- ..1 i . u '.i V I i urja a -i totth v: t . s j.o. i i v i 1TE11S OF INTBKERT. Within lx !x tnontlts three incmbcra of tlio Peel famllv in England havo com mltlod sntcldc. 'JoUtlustlias uecnfouodiiearl'locho Kcv., in tlio sediment from washed wool fleecce. Everybody in tliat section lias lately been seeking for tlio Biot whero tlio sheep had been rolling. The liussiiin Govcriunent ha issued an order forbuldiug the neKsjinpers to make any reference whatever to the action of littssla in tlio Afgban affair. After deducting expenses, the Bis marck fund amounted to a sum which admitted of 6375,000 being paid for Scbon- hansel), ant) the balance, a httlo over $3)0,000, being iilaccd to the l'rcmicr's c edit. Tho war on Mother Hiibbards,whicU was so vigorously waged last summer in various parts of the-country, is being rc newed in Dawson, G.i., where au ordin mice has. just been jiassed imposing a fine of "five- dollars on persons wearing the objectionable garment on tho street. Tho reportof thehoiising of tho poor states that the single-room system for families is spreading in central London, where, notwithstanding so per centol the poor pay more than ono fifth of their income in rent, twelve persons of differ cut families wero in somo cases found in ono room, Some unscrupulous pocple in San Francisco arc telling the waters of Owens Lake in California at $1 a print under tho numo of "Water of Life. " Tlio water of Owens Lake is a strong lye, and n goblet of it would almost kill a m in. Hut ignorant people buy it, and dttuk fin:iU qtmnitities of it under the Imprission that they aro taking a wonderful curative. The Manchester Ship Canal bill, on which a fortune has already been spent in Parliamentary proceedings, is once more before the House of Commons, Two years ngo, after tho House of Com mons had passed thobill, thoLords threw it out. Last ses.-ic n the Lords passed it and tho Commons rejected it. This year the Lords havo again signified their np. proval, and the promoters are sanguine. Facts furnish practical evidence ol the agricultural adversity in England. Land in Norfolk which eighty years ago let for 5S shillings an acre is now to be had at 10 shillings, tho nvcrugo grcss rental at lettings by uuttion being no moro than one-third what it was eighty years neo. Word to tho same elicit comes from Somerset and Hampshire, and it would appear that tho value ol land in tho past four or five years hat fallen in England even in a greater dc' grcc than in Ireland. Upward of bi.tty plants in flowei were lately observed by a member of the Massachusetts Pharmaceutical Associu lion in a rido over tho Berkshire Hills. Violets wero very abundant; five varic ties were named, and many others were founJ rangingin color from thedeep and palo blue and purple toycllow and white. Co'.timbine, hawthorn, dogwood, honey suckle, ox-cj e, daisy, pearly everlasting, azalea, star flower and Solomon's seal were also plentifully spread over tin woods and fields, An undue flash of udniiratiou hai conic over English turf join nalitm on t lit do th of one Frederick Swindell, wh w.ts principally remarkable for tho fact t at ho began life as an illiterate urn po unless laborer, and, wilh a million o mmey, finished r.s uneducated as lit" etdrted. This circumstance, and the fac that ho figured consp'cuously in bevcra big racinj transactions that ordinary people would consider discreditable, ii cjt.ltc sufficient to account for his npothc osis among sporting writers Dr. Curran writes to the Lancx' concerning the advantages of iimu electricity in killing criminals. "It is pity," lie savs "the thing is not tried, i only by way of experiment, cn some i our lower congeners, whence it might 1 transported in time to the higher regioi o" Newgate and the provinces." Tin man writes wtUi considerable nervi ' The apparatus," ht continues, "of th fl'iid or force might bo packed away in a ordin iry traveling Hunk." Tho burial of a relative in Tiint.r i a very tcr ous and expensive busi to s. It involrcs a gift tu the deccaso frjm nil his blood relatives, and, in rc ti 'ii a lurhil feast. If the dectased is i ou i of rank, this feast is a matte ry often of ruin to his family. Th fejtivity must be given, and at the nun t ne the hospitality is expected to b oxtrao linarily kiVi. (,'t unt.ucnlly i utoa happens that tho day of ihefunera ii mdefin'tt'ly plp ncd fur months, an own for ycfra, until the family has ha tin) to iicftimiiliito Mllicient wealth ctt'.Ie ami substance, in the iniaii tin-. th) corpse is enclosed in matting, an h uhhI c!ther in a tree or u hut and le to itself. Then U r l ays there is tavai; baapicling and revelling, and tho intei in .'ii tut last carried out. Among th tu to savage races of the Timur Lav isia-ms ttr.ii iini'ir tim nam ol at ancestor is severed after burial and ket as a relic in a place of honor within tin house. In Sumatra there is a very singular race culled the Ktibtis,who are too shy U mix with the other races of tlio island mil dwell in the reccttcs of the forcsb- Th.-y uro looked on as inferiors by tin Maluy,mid thought to Lclittlcbcttcr thai bej if Sue i is tl e:r sbyuess that they will never willingly Icie a stranger Thairtrado w"th the Malayans is con seipiontly carried on lu a strange manner. I ho truder announces his arrival b beating u gt iig,and then retires from the place of rendezvous. The JCubus approach, put their forest treasures on tho ground, heat a gore-, and ictre.it. Tho trader returns uud lays his commodities down in quantities sufficient, as ho thinks, foi the purchase of tho goods cn sale. Thei he retires, and tho Ktibtis reappear and consider the largahi. And to, afttr mire withdrawals and approaches aid guj healing, the .u ective parties eoite to tin understanding, and carry oil' in danendeutly their lurgaiiis. Tho Ktibus iu (heir wild state do not bury their dead. They live on mukeajmibj, fruits, .. . .1 a i t ,... i. . i .1 IM Wli -W 'lr or plK Hie) i an hiu. iiiD.v arc bkllllul spearmen, .mi throv tluncs uitli iuurt.llib ,. . ni.u y 1'hcv knowlf mi st.itc after 1 .th Iumiu phys.vul n piii- il. v i . ' b si o i i! c i! r. ik idajts TO GRATIFY HIS WIFE. A Good Reason for Happiness. 'For many years 1 hnd suffered from a complaint which the physicians call Oruvet. I had employed some ol the most noted doctors without obtaining any permanent relief, and for a long time my easo was re- Carded as hopeless. All who knew the rlrrumslsncps 6iild I ciust die. Finally my wife Induced m In Irv a hollle of lr. Kennedy's 'Favrilo It-medy,' which she had somewhere heard of or seen advertised. Without the si I oli test failh in it, but solely tn gratify her,l bought a bottle ofa druci;lst In our vllliage. 1 used thst and tfvo or three buttles more, and to make a long story short t am now as healthy a man as lliern is in me country. "3lnce then 1 hsve recommended 'Favor lie Remedy' ti others whom I knew to have suffered from Kidney and Liver com plaints) and I assure the public, that the r avorile llamouy has (tone in wosk nun s similar onmtdelfroess In. every single Instance, and 1 trust some! nther sick and discouraged mortal miy hear of it end try the'tavorite Kemeiiv,' na 1 did. Itasv inqlon Mjnroe, CuUkill, Jv" Y. Don't Lit a Foolisu Pufjudick acainst popular tnedtcinea stand between you and tho health of your wife, child or baby. It is always right to. adyrrtise a messing, ur. Kennedy's "Favoiit. Remedy" is a bleuini;. lt(has saved thousands, and It wilt you. If yon are sick from troubles of the Kidney's Bi'wels, Liver and Blood, spend Oie U.illa for this King of Medicines. Jy 11-lm. Farmers and Oardencys us. AHNER'S rilOSlMIATES because tbey are a high grade bono fertilizer. They aro very active and permanent and contain nil the elements of riant food. OU It JMlllO fs a fortllljer adapted for general application to ll crops and soils and Is soJd for iS3 per ton. Is a li I k h e r grade and more lasting. It Is sold for (30 per ton. OUR VICTOR Brand Is a very htxh grade and produces wonderlul results, price, 431. Our Phosphates are all free from adulters. Hon and cheap Ingredients to maXe bulk ; tbey are tcrydr) unci fluonliloh makes tham cspclally udaptcd for drilling. Try them on oats, co-n, potatoes and vegetables and be convinced. Wrlto lor particulars to A. ARNER & SON, New Mahoning, CARBON UOUKTY, PCNN'A. apr.18 1m Coilete, Bone Fertilizers ! The undertuneil has just received a car ad of I lie Allentown alauufacturiug Com any'sjuslly celebrated Coilete Bone- Plspliate, cno of the very best fertilizers known to agriculturists, and lilginy rcccniunienileil bv all who have used it, which ho will furnish at f35 wr Ion. lie has also n lower crade manufactured by the same firm, oiled the Lehigh. Phosphate, which he will furnish at $27 per ton. It is not claimed that tbo "Lehigh" is erpial to the "Complete Done Phosphate," but that it will slaud Ilia test with any other low priced fertiliser in tho market Also, on nand.a quaulttv ot the celebrated 1VIA SCOTIA LAND PIASTER. in sucks. Tliis Is claimed to be thu lfi-t plaster In tho market, and farmers should give it a trial. Ordcis by mail will receive prompt attention. M. HKILMAN, apr.l8-3m Lohiehlon, Fa. Beer Saloon and Restaurant 1143 Vino St.,' rtiladelphia. Dermis Gilbert, Proprietor. Tho I'ar Is funrlsbed eitti oholcb Cigars Fresti Liaf'ir, and onker refreshments. Per sons Irom tho I.ohlgh Valley visiting I'hlln delubla are rcspcctlully Invited to Klvo me n Call. 11EMN18 (llLUUKT. March 20, lS31-tr. XKT A 'fVr'T'TlT ft rcprcs on t a tire of VV JrXVi n,l nddrcis tn trnvol AT sOTCTsf'Tn ilirouurh Carbon cmn- wwitv with V M.UABLU woukr rem stkci s it ri.Aest H ok m'tiiNPS MKN and MLCHAMCfl who undtTPlrtnd lint! n to. I t!i -in, kivlnir tlielr t.nlcr? at slffbt; jirollts liberal, citry ti nl quick; -nn refer tu irrntlcnifn clc;trlnu J25 toito it week wlio ar (Irasetl with thu wurk; only 410 capital r qufretl; write for partloulani if you mean bus'. tif?s; lve bko, trtiIo or previous em pi y nitnt nnl ri'lerence 1'nlllier, t'alllier & ?o.. Van.Jurbllt Ave.. New Vo ik Island Home Stock Farm, Crosse Ho, Wayno Co., Mich. SAVAGE is EAItNUM, PnorniETOna. Ptrclr.'o.Sl-0fll8T). IMPORTED Percheron Norses. AH Stock selected from th v&t of rirrs and dam of esubllshed reputation and registered la the i nuvuuia s luciiuin tsiuu pocks ISLAND HOME Is beau 1 1 full v situated ot ihf ! la ths Detroit Kiver, ten miles below the City, and is accessible y railroad end steamboat. Visitors nut laminar wun ine location may call at city cn.ee. 33 Campau Buildinp, and an escort will accompany them to the farm. Send for catalogue, free by mtjif, Nerve-Life and Vigor H.33ST033.ED.- Thls cut shows th. Hoivui'd Electric rnetic Shield as applied over the Kid lit?) and Nert o-vltul centers. Tne only nn- IiUance made that ta every part of the tttdy. and thu . ouly one needed to 1'0.T1YJ-LY CUR Kldiies'lleu.o OF THE I is. it u UIIIUIIKIII It V l o li . 1 u , tbo uortft cacs of bvuiliiul Wcnlf ne, ICxlluti. lion, Iiniiolcii cr. and all Ul.. en.i-M and t rule i.e.Huftbellrtiic Cicultul Oriruu. ratenteu reu, 3, laTV, TOPKO MF.;, from .-any Indiscretion, luck uerve lurco auu i.u 10 aitain ireuiu. MlDPI.E-itiED MEN often lack N Igor, dttrllrat- in; it to tue progress or rears, The JIOTHIM WIFE and MAW, suffering from f emale neaicms, .Nenoin uruiutyaua Hhcruii' taeuts, win cua it ine umy cure, To on. and all we say that th. Shield give, a not urai &10 in n uaiurui way wmiorr DuruuiNG the eToitAni. Wnrmiiled Olio Vvur, uud llio hot ni.lluui'tt luauc. IllD.lr.led Pamnbl. t. TItltnU TYPES OF MKN also l'aiublet for Ladle- oulv, wut tn receipt of Cc, w.ledi uuwaled, PltEE, American Galvanic Co., nrrinrc. .. . . UrrlULOi llOU Oie-mut tit., I'tilln. wn-umr Mfrvw I" i mi I iw.i.i IMg JUMBO! a FARMERS' COLUMN. Multiplication of Breeds of Poultry. With our domestic animals, as with wlno and cheese, the value of a, breed depends In somo measure upon Its ngc. If breeders realized this, there would bo loss ruunlng after the so-called breeds which spring up every year or two. At the time the Leghorns wero first brought to this country, they were a most un promising lot, as wo remember them, but they had elements of great value. White seemed to predominate, and the slngle-combod white fowls, wero separ ated from the others and carefully bred It was several years before a fixed breed was established, even with this excellent foundation. The foundation was good, becauso all the birds had the samo general characteristics, which were ccullar and valuable, bucu as wero possessed by none of the then existing favorite breeds. Sj when the Leghorns wero Introduced, with tho uniform points of a fancier's fowl, they becamo at once great favorites and had deserved success. Then this excellent and uniques breed, was made to carry forward with It, towards popularity, a number of allied breeds, all decidedly Inferior to It lirowns, Blacks, Domlnlqucs, etc. nnd now It scorns the brood, which pro perly afllliatcs with the Spanish, Is to be UamburgUcd and given a rose comb, and for aught we know bluo legs. It is true that irregular rose combs occasion ally appeared In the original stock; but they were regarded as abnormal. Now It is really absurd to Introduce them for no merit, but simply to add another breed, or three or four breeds perhaps, to our already too long list of the Leg horn family. Somo time ago a cross was made, which had Dominique plum age with large size, hardiness, small bone, yellow skin, quick growth, and tho characteristics of a good "general purpose'' fowl. This Is the Plymouth Hock variety. It was not a breed, but a cross. However, after years of breed' ing to a fixed standard, it now Is perhaps worthy of being received as an establish ed breed. But It is still shaky. Left alone a few years, It would revert more or less; and In tho best regulated families, black fowls -arc constantly put ting In an appearance. As If one such breed were not enough. another has been introduced, with no merit, that we are awaro of, that the Plymouths have not. It is a speckled mongrel-looking breed in the yard, though magnificent In the pictures; and yet the whole world of American poul try people, seem to be going daft over It probably because It is so well advertised It Is pretty near a crime to admit these mongrel brecds,If they may bo so called to "the standard," and give them the approval of the united poultry breeders of this country. We havo now breeds enough, unless somebody will get up breed of fowls that will lay buff eggs, and will not sit. That would be both novel and useful. It would be better for poultry fanciers to try to Improve the breeds wo now have, and to learn by experimenting how to best use them In crosses. Am. Agriculturist, A Great Discovery. Mr. Wni. Thomas, of Newton, la., says: "ily wifo has been seriously alfectcd with a couch for twenty-five years, and this spring more than ever before. She had used many remedies without relief, and being urged to try Dr. King's Now Discovery, did so, with most Kratifylnc results. The first bottle relieved her very much, and the second oattio nas absolutely cured licr. She has not had so good health for thirty years." Trial bottles free at Thomas' drug store. Large slzo $1. Purification of Drinking Water. The average healthy adult man takes into his system four and a half pounds of water daily, and with It too often a langcrous quantity of foreign matter and disease-producing germs. In very iitany homes during the summer months, vater that otherwise would nauseate the Irlnkcr, Is mado cold by Ice, and then Is aastlly swallowed, the coldness masking Is otfenslveness. Unfortunately for ho health of the ronsumer,thc addition jf Ice docs not render tho impurities In water innocuous, but often adds to It Its jwn contribution of disease-germs. The jiily safe-guard to tho consumer Is In jiving his personal attention to the Miration of the water used In hlshousc aold. Water slow ly percolated through rushed vegetable charcoal will escape .'rom it not only clensed of particles acid In suspension, but also of organic md other matter. Tho cheapness of aharcoal Is such that it Is obtainable by ill classes, and when- soiled, a fresh luantlty can bo substituted at trilling cost. Tho most cffectlyo filtration Is obtained by placing crushed charcoal In an earthen vessel. o arranged as to compel tho slow passage of the water through it, as all efforts at rapid filtVa- tlon have proved Inefficient. Only wooden spigots should be used In draw ing off the water. A reservoir for tho filtered water with a separate lee- chamber, 'will permit the water to. be sulliclently chilled and keep all Ice Im purities out. Such a contrivance requires but very little rpom, is easily cleaned, the coal renewed,and Is elliclcnt In free' Ing water from Impurities. Dit. Ernvix J. Howe In Am. AgricuHurM. Health and Eduction. The Sisters of the Academy of the Visitation, Frederick, Mil., are amongst those lu charge of educational Institu tions who use I'cd Star Cough Cure and give It to their pupils. They wrlto that they can heartily recommend it to their menus. Are you keeping a record of ex penses? Chopped beets are good for milch cows. Imperfect salting makes streaky butter. The beech is supplanting other trees In the forests of Demark. Asparagus should never bo cut below the surface of the ground. Work horses now need plenty of trcns'hcnlncj food and good care. k MISCELLANEOUS. -According to tho eternal fitness of things negroes should drive coal carls, cross eyed nie.n should bo detective, sour old maids should run v'cklo factor ies, deaf mutes should bo bailicrs and go-ahead boys should be district mot-, scngers. lint somehow It is otherwise ordered. JIamma (pointing to somo unclothed cherubs): "Lizzie, If you are-a good girl you will goto heaven and belike those little angels." Lizzie (who has a strict senso of propriety): "Well, I hope I'll better dressed than they nrc." Only Frictions of Lives. How many persons live only a fraction of average human life becauso they neg ct to laKe llic commonest precautions against sickness. It Is disease in Its maturity tnai Kins, anu maturity implies growth. A slight Indisposition Is usual ly slightod. They who avail themselves of Iltwtetter'a Stomach Bitters know It to bo clUcaclous In chronic cases of dis ease, but the process of euro Is a far easier ono If It is used In early stages of dyspepsia, malarial disease, rheumatism, constipation and liver derangement. Let thoso who would avoid tho peril which oven tho most potent remedies cannot avert, steer clear of the rock upon which so many constitutions split an nndciappreclatlon of the danger of ncolcct. It will not no to omit caro anil a recourse to medicine when health is affected. If debilitated, or nervous, or dyspeptic take It for granted you aro In want of a remedy, uso tuo Hitters. Juno su, Ft.iy. Great feat on the rollers Thoso that rcqnlre No. 12 skates. Inasmuch as rowing dcvelopes the chest, an oarsman ought to be a row- bust man. What this countiy needs most Is a practical scientist who can Invent an attachable steering apparatus for a cyclone. Tired, Languid. Ball Exactly expresses tho condition of thou sands of people nt this season. The depressive effect of warm woatner, and the wcaic condition of the body, can only bo corrected by the use of a reliable tonic ami blood punncr like flood s Sarsaparilla. Why suffer longer when a remedy - is' so close at hand? Tako Hood's Sarsaparilla now. It will give you untold wealth in health, stroustb. and energy. "What nrc you going to do when you grow up, If you don't know how to cipher?" asked n Harlem school teacher of a rather slow boy. "I am going to bo a school-teacher, and make the boys do all the ciphering," was the Impudent reply. "Who was that gentleman with whom you wero so Intimate last night at the concert?" a9kcd one Brooklyn lady of another. "He Is a four-handed acquaintance of mine. We play duets together on the piano. Haver Oive Up. If you arc suffering with low and depressed splrlts.loss of appctite,ccneral debility, disoidcred blood, weak consti tution, licauacne, or any disease ol a bilious nature, by all means procure a bottle of Electric Bitters. You will be surprised to see the rapid improvement that will follow; yon will bo inspired with a new life; strength and activity will return ; pain and misery will cease, and henceforth you will rcjolco in the praise nfEloetrlc Bitters. Sold at fifty cents a bottlo at T. D. Thomas' Drug Store. The wlte of a Hackensack man re cently got up In tho night to get him a drink of water, but he tiled before she returned. A Hackensack man will go to almost any extreme to avoid drinking water. A good old Quaker lady, after listen ing to the extravagant yarn of a shop keeper as long as her patience would allow, said to him, "Friend, what a pity It is a sin to lie, when it seems so neces sary to thy happiness." No injurious effects can follow the use of Aycr's Ague Cure In tho treat ment of malarial diseases. It contains, besides a specific and unfailing antidote for miasmatic poison, other remedial agonts which unlto to expel tho poison ous numors, purity tne system.ami leave It In a healthy and rclnvlgoratcd con dition. ' The most unklndcst cut of all" Is frequently furnished you by your butcher with the assurance that It Is sirloin. "If I cannot have the fat of the land I can take a little lean," said a tramp, as he rested his shoulder against a lamp post. There Is said to be an Indian In Col orado that has not tasted liquor In ten years. It Is not stated what cigar store he ornamented. A pure and reliable' medicine. A compound fluid extract of roots, leaves. barks and berrrles Is Burdock Blood Bitters. They cure nil disease of the blood, liver and Kidney. "Uy chimney! Jsh dot so? ' ex claimed the German who heard the story of Santa Glaus fur the first time. l nave a wonderlul car," said a conceited musician In the course of con vcr&atlon. "So has a jackass," replied a bystander.. "Ho'cm, sweet, ho'etn," said the smart young farmer, when his girl asked him what ho was going to do with the potatoes. The eyes of n bee contain 1,000 mirrors. This accounts for the rcllcc tlons a man Indulges In after a brief in terview with one of theso pungent Httlo insects. "It fairly wearies m to think of the muiuiuue ot tn n is advertise j to cure ills ease," you say. No wonder. But In the mountains of chaff there are grains of golden wheat. We may Hnd It dllll cult to induce you to test the merits of Dr- Kennedy's Favorite Itcniedy, but, when you have done so, our work is ended. Afterwards you and this medl clno will be fast friends. Favorite ltemedy would, have died out long ago except for Its real usefulness. But It Is good and docs good. "Yes," said Fogg, "Miss Singleton (s a nice girl, but somehow she reminds me of that field over there where those cows are slowly but surely starving to death little past her age, you know." "Aro you going down to the skating rink to night?" asked one up-lowiier of another this morning. "Well, that dc tiends," was the reply. "If I put on skates, I shall probably go down sever al times." No case of a person ever having been killed by lightning while asleep in bed Is recorded, an English electrician as serts. This Is an exceetllncly Imjiortant discovery. Whenever you hoar I thun der now all you have to do U to go to bod immediately and fall asleep. This is indeed a boon. It took ouly fourteen months for a Wall street man to build a 50,000 house, put in frOO.000 worth of furniture, lose hU fortune, and move to the ct tui trv -.nd t.dc a dtuatiun attfidperwe. k Corkscrew Suits Only $22. EE. BE. PETERS; Tiff TAHBu05t9 Announces to hid customers and the citizens generally that ho is "ON DECK" with one of the Largest and most Fashionahlo SIockj nf Spring & Summer Styles otFQltEWXit- -DOJTSmOminufaclured CLOTHS, CASS I ME RES AND SUITINGS, eyer before shown tn this section, and at price, l'io, that defv competition. None bill tho best of workmen are -i i employed, henco the Best Workmanship and Fit is guar anteed in every case. Also, on baud a lull and Fsshionable line OF GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS of newest styles, Including Collars, Cuffs, Neck-Ties, Hose, &c, &c- , De uro you call and examine goods and prices before going clsetvhoro. H. H. PETERS, The Tailor, VOST-OFF1CE BUILDING, Bank Street, - - - Lehighton, Penn'a. April 18, lS83-ly w RatclifF &; Chubb, BAKERS and CONFECTIONERS, Opened their ICE CRBAM PARLOR on SATURDAY EVENING, APRIL 4lh, 1885. M OIYIAIL- C. M. SWEENY & SON Respectfully announce totlicir host ofiViends that they havo removed into their New Store Building nearly oppo site their Old Stand, and that they arc now opening up ono of the LAHGEST and BEST SELECTED STOCKS OF AMID IlUCT JDv, Groceries, Provisions, Queensware, CARPETS & OIL CLOTHS, ever brought to this borough. the l.OWhSL. Call and see Remember, the NEW STOKE, opposite the loot of Iron Street. O. M. R. PENN SMITH & CO. Aro prepared to sell to Dealers, Lime Burners and Coniur" crs, at their BREAKER at LEIIIG11TON, l'a . jiMll&H COAL All IfsaBBSQ ClBBuaak BViees. Delivered into wagons at the the ton : Lehigh Egg, - " Stove, - " Chestnut No. " Chestnut No. Buckwheat, " Culm TERMS July 19, US'i-ly WHO 18 UNACQUAINTED WITH THS . a ..iMit.n BBC UT UJtMUll" ,C..?oIii 255 -f'ri.-iti . , . . CHICAGO. ROCK BSLAMD & PACIFIC RAILWAY By reason of contral noaltlon and V03t. nt initial ana torminai points, consiliums ice musi minoruiui luiu-cw 1 nnni.ninir in thnt. Rvfltnm ctf t.hrmi".! tmnsnortntlon which invites and facili tates tr-ivol and traffic between cities SSouthoast, and corresponding points Tho Roclj Island oyat im Includes JOllOt, UltaWO, DUU!?, l-uurit. uuuusou, mjljiiiju miu i.u-(w loiuuu. ..,..-, Uavonnort. Muscatlno, Washington, Fnlrflcld. Ottumwo. OElcnlcpei.. West Liberty, Iowa City, Das Molnos. indlanola, wmtereot, Atlantic, iinoxvuio, Aiii,hnti VTni-inn nutiirifi rTnntrn nnri Council Blutte. In Iowa: GcUatln. Trenton, Cameron and Kansas City, In tn Kansas; Albert Loa, Mlnnoapolls and JjaKOta, una nunuroati 01 mi-rtuuuiui'j unto, vuwuo, vuuuvti..ii oiuuviw. THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE Guarant85B Its patrons that sense of thn-YMihiir hiilmMvl rn-ul.hnrl nmnnth BtantlaUv built culvorto and brldsres; human slclll can mano tt; tno saroty oppiiances 01 pcii-nt uuncrti. piaticrms nnrt ntr-Vir.-ilmoi. nnd tlnit. nTantln-r dl--cInllno which ffovorr-j tho rmctical oporatlon of all Its trains. Other specialties of this route aro Transfers nt all connectlnj points In Union Depots, aud tho unsurpassed comforts and uxurios ot "is l'lisssnijer jiquipmoni. The TT.mh ICimrafi-. Trains notwoen posodor woll vontllatod, flnoly upholstered DayCoachoa Mnpnltlcent Pullman Paloco Sleepers of tho latost iosiffn, and Bumptuous Dlnlncr, Cars, In which elaborately cookod meals aro leisurely eaten, "trood Dlgcetlon waiting; on Appetlto, and Hoalth on both." Between Clilcnpo nnd Kansas City and Avc-uaan, uru aiso ruii uiu uuieuraicu xtuviuiuiif wuuir wuso. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE T Mm 1!r.o. nnrt fotrnrltn linn bntween whero connections aro mads In Union Dooots for all points In tho Territories and British Provinces Over this route. Fast Express Trains nra run to tho waterln? places, cummer resorts, picturesque localities, rind hunting; and flsh ln Grounds of Iowa nnd Mlnnosota. It is also tho most desirable) routo to tho rich whoat fields and pootor.il lands of interior Dnkota. Still cmotber D'ttEOr LINE, via Soneoa and KankoUoo, has, been opened hfif-nrnnn T-Jmvnn-r. Hnwn Plnhmnnrt. ninrlnnntl. Indiana noils, r nd Lafavetto and 1 Council Bluffs, Kansas Clty.MinoenpoUs and 8t Paul and intermediate points. I'or detailed Information see Maps and Foldoro. obtainable 11 well no I Tickets, at nil principal Ticket Offices in tho United States end Canada; cr by addrcailuu I R. R. CABLE, E. ST. JOHN, j President cni Cencrsl Mansner, Chlccgo. General Ticket and Passenger Ascr.t, Chicago. Get your JOB WORK at this Office. (If Our prices are as LO W as us, wc guarantee satisfaction SWEENY & SON. following rates, 2240 lbs. tt - $3.15 - - - 3.00 1 - - 2.80 2, - - 1.65 - - 1.05 50 CASH. CEOORAPHV OF THIO COUNTRY, WILL viiip A r. "TUaT TUT I'llJ I Win in close relation to nil principal lines Enxt end of tho Atlantic and Pacific Coo Eta. It V est. Northwest end Southwest. in lt,s main lino end brenchce, Chlcafjo, Missouri ; Leavenworth nnd Atchison, St Paul, In Minnesota; Wntertown in personal security afforded by a solid, tracks ot continuous steel rrll: oub. rolling ctccli as npar perfection ns ChteaD - ri end tno Missouri River are com- Chtrrtcrrt nnd Mlnneanolls nnd 6t Paul REMOYAL! Dil. C. T. Horn, llespcotfully announces to Ids customers an4 tlio people uenerally tl.ath. has removed hi. DllUU STultK from I.euokel's IlalldlRK ta his newstore room opposite the Public. Square Bank Street, Lohighton, Pa., where he will be pleased to ree.lv. friends and the public, nnd supply them with nrc Drugs 8c Medicines, Fancy nud Toilet Articles, .amps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery Sz Choice Cigars. together with a fine line of latest designs In Wall Paper - AND Decorations, at Lowest Prlees. Persons can also obtain Eye-masses and Spectacles, properly ad. lusted to their eight at reasonable prlc.s. Prescriptions comDOunded with ear. or night. Keii.ombr, TU E CENTRAL DRUU Store, Feb, 2-y. Dju O. t. houn. LAN D TSNrimm ESand all kinds of L.AND SOItlPT bought anil Sitlll. r.nrun Sttni-lr nml Sllvl.a.t P-Ia-b paid. Do you tant ta sell or Cut? If 19. write to A, A. THU1US, Attorney at Law: Washington, 1J. O. Ian. Hf c. entral Carriage Works Bank St., Lchlgliton, Pa., Are prepared to Manufaotnr. Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring Wagon, &c., Ufeyery description, in the most substantial manner, and at Lowest Cash Prices nepalrlne rrompily Attended to TREXLEU & KREIDLER, April 20, list yl TroprlaWrf. WM. DUFFY & SON, of East Mauch Chunk, are prepared lo do all kinds of Plastering: & Ornamental M. at shortest notice. Orders hv mall will r' ceive prompt attention. Terms moderals or goodwork. seulitr Subscribe For It! $1.00 PER YEAR. Contains more LOCAL NEWS than any other paper in Carbon county. "JOB WORK ! ! ' We have a more thoroughly equipped Jobbing Department than any other offico in the county. Our prices are suited to tlio times. If you need anything call on us. We can please ypu in Plain or Fancy Work. To Advertisers! The Advocate cir culates in every town in Carbon county and also in adjoining coun ties, therefore it will pay advertisers to ad vertise with us. AVo will furnish you with rates on application. ovkice on Bankway, LehigMou Pa MANHOOD Keslored. A irentleinan having Innoeejstly contracted I lie habit of self abuse lu Ml youth, and In eonicnucnoe suffered all tho horrors of Metual Incapacity. Lust Man. hood. Physical Decay, tleneral Prostration, etc , will, out of sympathy for his fellow sulferers, mall Ire. the reelpo by which k. was Hnally eureil. Address in confident. J W. PINlvKY,. Cedar St., New York, dec.St ly M.nnro money than at anything- els. by taking; an nuency for tin) best lelllnic book out llra:lnners mooted grand ly. None lull. Terms free. IUllktt llooie Co., Portland, Maine. deeSO-ly No Patent No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors In the United States Canada and Kurope, at reduced rates. With oar principal ofnoo located In Washington, directly opposite th. Unlt.d States Patent omce, we are able to attend to all paltot business with greater promptness and de spatch and at lets enst than other patent at torn.vs who ar. at a distance from Wash tiiKion. ami who halo. Ilierefore, tn employ associate attorneys." We make preliminary .laminations ami furnish opinions as to iuu tent.blllty, free orobarKe. and all who ar. Interested in ntw luveutums and patents are hulled to send for a copy ol our "lluld. for obtalnlnic Patents," which Is sent free to any address, and contains oonttte lnstruo tlons hois to obtain patents and other ralua. Us mailer. We refer to the Oerinan-Amer lean National Dank W.shlngttin. II. (' th. lioyal Swedish. Norweu-l.n and Danish Lens, tlons. at Washington : Hon. Jos. t'as.y, late (ihlef Justlc. U. K Court ol Claims, to lb. OtrtnLls of th. V. H Patent OJl.i, and to Senators and Members of Uougreis from vary ritat.. Address. LOWS IlAnOKItk CP 80 lienors or I'atwils and Attornci.atl.aw L.-, Droit Uuildinjj Vi 4aUiIui'i, P. U,