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They take the drink, say "egad," and put their mist In Heaven, And watch the market slump and slump un til there's only seven. They spread reports and rumors atart.sprlns all the well-known tricks, But "nary good," with heavy hearts they see It drop to six. Faint and sad and sorrowful and hardly halt nllve. The little lamb beholds the stake reduced to only Ove. He says that Wall street Is a fraud, votes cv- rrylhlnp; a bore, And thinks he'll quit qulto satisfied to get uway with four. Now, mad with rage, ho wildly swears tho broker he will sue; The broker smiles a ghastly smile, the mar gin drops to two. They wait some more, but O, alas! before the day Is done The bears get In their fiendish work, and down it flops to one. Disconsolate he kicks, and says tho racket takes the bun. He's busted flat lor word Is brought of mar" gin there is none. INVESTMENT. "EIslcl" Walter Ilartman's tone of sorrowful amazement made his young wife spring hastily to her feet. She had not heard him come in, and was kneeling beside a great arm-chair, sobbing as if her heart would break. "Oh, Walter!" she said, "Aunt Julia " and a fresh burst of 6obs Inter rupted her. Walter's face cleared. It was not sor row of her own, then, that overwhelmed this pretty, bluc-cyed darling ho had married six months before. "Well, Elsie," he said, taking her in his arms aud caressing hiT, "what about Aunt Julia? Do not sob so, dear; you will make yourself ill." "The Ore!" said Elsie, keeping her sobs somewhat more under control. "You know I was very much worried when I heard of It, for I could not tell by the papers whether Aunt Julia's house was in the burnt district or not." For the great Chicago fire was not a week old, and tho whole country watched for news. "Well, dear," said Walter, kindly. "It is as bad as it can be, Walter. Aunt Julia writes to me that her houso was totally destroyed, her very clothing burned up, and her insurance papers not entirely made out. She is absolute ly without anything in the world except the clothes she had on. Actually fed by charity. Oh, Walter!" Here the sobs came again, thick and fast, and Walter could offer no comfort but such as was conveyed by silent caresses. After a time these were so far effectual that Elsie could speak more calmly. "Now, little one," Walter said, "tell me why this troubles you so sorely? Do you love your aunt so very dearly?" "She has been everthlng a mother could be to me since my parents died, Walter. But while I was with her we were very poor. Out of her own scanty means she fed, clothed and educated me until I took the situation of nursery governess to your aunt's children, and married you. But just before wo were married, an old friend of Aunt Julia's died in Chicago, and left her ten thou sand dollars. When she went to claim her legacy, she saw the bouse she pur chased, and liked it so much she bought it, her legacy covering the cxpenso of house, lot and furniture, whUohcrown little income would support her. But, unfortunately, she was persuaded to draw out her tiny fortune and Invest it In two lota adjoining her house. Now everything is swept away." "She took care of you when you were a child?" "For seventeen years, Walter, deny ing herself to feed and clothe me." Walter did not speak again for many minutes, holding Elsie close in his arms. At last he said, very gravely: "If I were a rich man, Elsie, I would not stop to think in a case like this, but j say at once 'Bring your aunt here.' But I you know, little wife, my salary, though I sufficient for all our wants, with a mar-! gin foi pleasure and saving a nest-egg, is yet not large. If I invite your aunt I here, the difference of expense must fall most heavily upon you, because I can not give you many pleasures you enjoy if I have one more! to support. Concerts (OUG nn and Jewelry, littlo gifts and pleasures, will bo beyond our means then. But If you will be bapplor knowing your aunt t has a home, I will go myself to Chicago . and bring her here." "Oh, Walter, how kind, how gener ous you are I I will never be ablo to thank you." "Then I am to go. All right. I will ret a leave of absence to-morrow. Ia the meantime I Will telegraph youraunt to meet mo at the depot, if sho has sent any address." "Tho address Is tho lawyers' who arranged her legacy for her, and who. did not live In tho. buraLdlstricV Morsa & Hunter." A. few daya later, as fast as steam would carry Walter to Chicago and back, Elsio was waiting to welcome the trav elers. A telegram had Informed her that Walter had found Julia waiting at tho depot and by what train to expect him home. Tho only spare room in tho pretty little house at Harlem, where Walter had brought his bride, was In dainty order. Jennie, tho servant, was cooking the choicest supper Elsio could devise, and the little wife herself, neatly dressed, was running to tho door every minute watching for the carriage. Itcamoat last, nnd Walter handed out a lady. Poor Elsio felt fairly sick, as the guest, tottered rather than walked Into the room. She was white as ashes, her hair, Elsie remembered black as a coal not one year before, streaked with gray, and her eyes sunken as if with long lllnes. When the water-proof cloak fell from her shoulders, her shabby dross was most unlike Aunt Julia's habitual neatness. But, tho first shock of sur prise over, Elsie had no words too loving to welcome her aunt, while soft tender kisses fell fast upon the pale face. "Sho is very tlrod, Elsie," Walter whispered, seeing how vainly the white Hps tried to frame words. "Get her to rest, dear, as soon as you can." So Elsie, tearfully loving, made her aunt lie upon the lounge, and brought her the most tempting of tca.trays,stop plng tho broken words of thanks by kisses and caresses. Walter, too, by a hundred delicate attentions and few spoken words made the guest feel that she was most cordially and gladly wel comed. In her own room Aunt Julia told Elsio something of the horrors that had aged her more In one fortnight than In any previous two years of her life. She had slept upon the ground, in a drenching rain for two nights, then In a tent with no change of clothing, and the memory of the fire terrors to haunt her. She had begged tho paper and tho stamp to write to r.isie. men sue torn oi v alters tender care of her In tho long journey, when she, racked by pain, often could not speak for hours, how like a son he had cared forhercomfort. It was a sad story, and Elsie's tears fell fast. "But now," sho said, "you aro at home. I have put underclothes and loose wrappers in here, Auntie, until we can have some dresses fitted. Let mo undress you now." Gently and tenderly the shabby clothes were removed, the weary feet bathed, the gray-streaked hair smoothed, and snowy linen put on for the night. Then, utterly tired, Aunt Julia sank into the bed, whispering: "Think, Elsie, I have not been in a bed for twelve nights!" But alas, she was not soon to leave It. Tho haven of rest once gained, Aunt Julia lay for many long weeks danger ously ill with rheumatic fever brought on by exposure, while the tortured brain, in wildest delirium, raved of scenes that chilled Elsie with horror. All through tho weary weeks Elsie was nurse, while Walter supplied every delicacy that could be found to tempt the invalid, patiently endured the dis comforts of a house haunted by sickness, and proved himself, Jennio declared, "the nearest to an angel of any man ever she seen." Winter was nearly over before Aunt Julia was able to leave her bed, crippled for life. Tho rheumatism had so twisted the joints of her hands, legs and feet, that they wcro useless and most of tho time intensely painful. She fretted over the prospect of being a burden upon Walter and Elsie, with all the despair of a proud woman who had always main tained her own Independence, and tear fully begged to be sent to some charitable asylum, where sho would bo only a public expense. Elsio told Walter of this wish, and he went to Aunt Julia's room. Taking the crippled, helpless hands In his own, holding them very tenderly, he said: "Aunt Julia. Elsie has told me bow hard these little hands worked for her for seventeen long years. I love Elsie so dearly that to grlevo her is my great est sorrow. Co you think I could bear to see her pained if her second mother was sick and alone, nursed by hired hands while we are able and willing to give her lovo and care? Do not speak again of leaving us. I have not seen Elsie's face so sad as it is to-night since you came to us." "But, Walter, think. I may live for Tears." "I sincerely hope yon will." "And I can never have any use of my hands and feet more than I have now. I can scarcely feed myself or hobble across the room." "The more reason wbyyou should have loving care Why," and Waltcrlaughed while bis honest brown eyes proved his sincerity, "do you think all the love here is Elsie's? I want my share too, auntie, for I love you as well as my wife. I ask you to slay because I want you here. I have not heard Elsie sigh over long, lonely days, sinco you cams," It took many more loving argumsnts, but at last Aunt Julia ylel leJ. It was but truth that Walter spoke when ho aild she had won his lovo as well as Elsie's. She was very patient uadir excruciating suffering, and very gratefnt for all tho loving care lavished upon her. When the pain subsided, and she could talk, sho was charming company, well read and full of pleasant memories and bright observation. While sho felt herself a burden, Wal ter and Elsie regarded her as a blessing Waller no longer worried at leaving Elsio all day, while ho was at his bust ncss,and Elsie never tlrod of Aunt Julia, whoso experience! proved very valuable to the. little, housekeeper. But month after month there, was a scarcely pcrccptlblo falling of strength In tho sorely tried body, long past youth. ful vigor. The rheumatic fever had left heart trouble, and distressing spells of suffocation and palpitation often threat oned the invalid's life. Always patient, she yet often proved for death to tad her suffering, whllo Elsio prayed only that tho dear llfo might bo spared. She had been Walter Hartman's guest for two years, when her weakness In creased to an alarming extent, rapidly and certainly,tlll she could not leave her bed. It was while sho was herself con scious that the end of her suffering was approaching that sho received a letter from her lawyer In Chicago informing her that he had received an offer of twenty thousand dollars for tho lots of land sho owned in that city. , Sho had looked upon her own beggary as so absolutely certain that at first sho could scarcely credit tho news; but Walter, in whoso hands sho placed tho business, soon proved the offer no dream by accepting the terms and informing Aunt Julia tho money lay in the bank in her namo. "Now, you can ride In your carriage when you aro well," Elsio said, smiling but tearful. "I am so glad, Auntie. You will havo something now for your old age." "But no old age, Elsie," was the glad reply. "I am glad too, -darling, very glad, but not for that." By herown request a lawyer came and wrote her will, and then Aunt Julia, cs If tho care of llfo was ended for her,sank rapidly, growing every day weaker and more dependent upon Elsie's loving, never-falling care. It was in early Spring, when, ono evening, as Walter came In, Jennie met him, her honest face all disfigured by crying. "Sure, sir, It's asking for yon, Miss Julia is." "Is she worse?" "Ah, sir, she's going fast. Tho doc. tor says she'll not last the night." Going fast. Walter could see tho girl's words were tnio when he softly entered tho room where Aunt Julia rested, her head upon Elsie's shoulder, her hands clasped fast In Elsie s. "I am glad you came," sho whispered, "I think I could not go without thanking you onco more and saying farewell," "What I havo done," Walter sald.hls heart swelling with emotion, "was glad ly,lovingly done. I do not need thanks, Aunt Julia." "I believe that, but I am not less grateful, because you gave from a full heart. May God bless you and yours, Walter. May what you have done for a crippled, penniless woman como back to you In your old ago laden with her bless ing. Klsi mo farewell, Walter." Eevereatly he bent over her, pressing a loving kiss upon the withered lips, while tears that were no shamo to his manhood stood in his eyes. A few broken words to Elsie, a murmured prayer, and tho gcntlo spirit was released from the wcary.pain-rackcd frame. Tears of true love fell upon tho wasted face, placid In death's sleep. Every kind word was cherished when the lips that had spoken It were mute, and Aunt Julia had two true mourners at her funeral, while many of the friends of years gone by came to pay the last tribute of respect to her memory. It did not surprise Elsie when she learned that her Aunt Julia had left her the fortune that came too lato to gladden her own life. But she told Walter, when the wtll was read to her: "I am glad wo never thought of the land,Waltcr,in the years that Aunt Julia was with us. It would havo made me hcsltato often to show her all the love in my heart, If I had ever thought sho would havo money to leave me." "She knew, darling. It was all love, yet I am glad my Elsie has some reward for the patient, tender care that allevl ated the suffering of tho poor invalid who rests at last." And Elsie, nestling close in Walter's arms, sail softly: "If I could lovo you more, Walter, than when I married you, I should do so when I think of your kindness and generosity to Aunt Julia." "It was odd," Walter said, "that the money that Aunt Julia invested in Chicago should be actually doubled, for I havo seen her weep often when sho spoko of her 'unfortunate Investment' of her friend's legacy. "list." They said the train was an hour bo hind time, and that Information made ns all feel put out and annoyed. There fore, when a boy of about U, poorly dressed and having a tramplsh look, came along the platform asking for financial aid to get him down to K on the train we were waiting for, it was but natural that one and all replied: "If yon want to go to It take the dirt road I You look as if you were used to tramping!" lie had no. saucy word In reply. When he went and stood in the light of the window, and I saw bow he shivered In the cold wind, and how worried and anxious ho seemed to be, I grew ashamed of my gruff words. I saw two or three others look him over as I had done, and I had no doubt that they felt as I did. I ought to hive walked up ti the boy and said: "Here, my lad, if you really want to go down to B , I'm willing to help you. Tako this half-dollar. How happens It that a lad of your ago is cold, ragged, hungry and away from homo and friends?" But I didn't. I odgod towards him, ashamed, and yet not qulto ready to ac knowledge It to htm, and all of ft sudden he disappeared, I reasoned that he had gone up the hill to the village, and that his pretending to want to go to K was all a trick to beat honest men. When you reason that way tho heart grows hard pretty fast, and yon feel a bit revengeful. We talked tho matter over four or Ave of ns and tho con cluded was that the boy would dlo on tho gallows. Well tho train camo along after a whilo; and it was moving away, after a brief stop, when a piercing shriek, fol lowed by shouts and calls, brought us to a stop. "Somebody's boon run overt" called a voice, and in a moment the coaches were emptied. Yes, somebody bad been run over bad a leg cut off abovo the kneo by one of the cruel wheels. Who was It? How did It happed? It was our boy tbo lad who was to end bis days on the gallows. He had crept under the coach to steal a rldo on the trucks. There ho was, having only a few minutes to live his face as white as tho snow-banks his eyes roving from face to face his lips quivering as twenty men bent down and spoko words of sympathy. "Who are you?" asked thoconductor. "Tim I" "You shouldn't havo tried It." "But I wanted to get to R so bad! I was up here to find work, bnt nobody would havo me, and yesterday I beard that mother was dead!" "But anybody would havo given you sixty cents to pay your fare." "Oh, no they wouldn't. I asked lots and lots of men and they said I ought to be in Jail. I I wanted !" There wo were the half dozen of us who had repelled him witli Insult wrung his young heart still more sent him to this horrible death under the wheels! We dared not look Into his face wo even shunned each other. If It could only come to pass again- If heaven would but send him back to earth and let him stand before us as ho did that winter's night but it is too latel FLOaTirjQ FACTS. It Is claimed that thero sro three) mountains of alum and one of alum and sulphur mixed in lower California. Tho amount of alum Is estimated tt 100,000, 000 tons, and the sulphur at 1,000,000 tons. A New Haven man Is giving his oldest boy sun baths In a conservatory erected upon the roof of his house in stead of sending him to Florida, as the physicians advised. The boy is rapidly regaining his health. An English medical paper says that "the care of babies has become qulto a fashionable amusement among nioth .crs," and attributes this growth of ma ternal solicitude to tho Innumerable "guides to nursing" published In Eng land of late. There is considerable barbed fence In Marlon county, Arizona, and vast flocks of wild ducks which frequent tho valley often fly low, and, striking the barbed fence, becomo impaled thereon. It Is said that tons of ducks aro gathered dally by the boys from tho fences and sent to market. In tho Island of Ivica the popular emblem of lovo is gunpowder, and tbo most brilliant accomplishment a young damsel can display Is to stand without flinching while her lover Arcs at her lefts, and which often assume, after a lengthy courtshlp,tho appearance of a Christmas plum pudding. There are some very odd things to interest the traveler In Porto Blco. The "switchmen" on the railroad aro colored women, tho telegraph operator at one of the stations is a convict with a ball and chain on his leg, and the gardeners at the captain general's country palace are Cblnameu with pigtails. There aro 1,015 trotting horses with records of 2:30 or better, and 380 pacers whose records are within 2 50. In color the bays predominate, In both pacer and trotters, chestnuts taking second place, while with pacers the grays and off col ors are more numerous In proportion to the number of horses. Certain portions of New Mexico abound in petrifactions of various kinds. It is no uncommon sight to seo trees three feet In diameter and fifty feet long petrified and often crystalized. The crystals red, yellow, black or white aro often very beautiful, and would make handsome ornaments for Eastern parlors. A more remarkable or unique race, says a traveler, does not exist on the continent of Africa than the Masai. Theyaromagnlflcentlymodeled savages, beautifully proportioned, ai:d character ized by the smooth an! rounded line of the Apollo type. Tho women are very decentlyidressed in bullock's hide. They wear, by way of ornameat, from 20 to 90 pounds of thick iron wire colled round their limbs,arms and neck, beside a great assortment of beads and iron chains. A well-known professional man who has a brand sew baby was advised by friends to rub the Httls one with lard and camphor, as it was troubled with some complaint, that treatment was sure to cure. The father went down into the kitchen, got some lard out of a pan, and, mixing it with camphor, rubbed it all over the baby's feet, face and neck. Next morning the mother found that tho poor little thing was covered with a crust of cold mashed potatoes. I The countryman who traveled a i hundred miles to see "the invisible. girl"1 returned home mad as a hermit ' because "he got into the room wharshe was, and the darned thing wasn't in sight." Re Didn't Mtimiriss Thtm. Tho Bcv. Dr. Windbag was taking dinner with Deacon Baldy, when the solmnlty which Is usually prevalent on such occasions was broken by tho dca con's youngster exclaiming: "Say, Mr. Windbag, is you a mesmcr- Izer?" "No, Thomas, I am a minister of tho gospel. Why?" "Cause I beard pap tell Deacon Jones that, whenever you opened yonr mouth tho congregation went to sleep, and I thought that maybe you mesmerized them." (Tho deacon and tho Rev. Mr. Wind bag never speak as they pass by.) A Mean Old General Boated. Old "General Debility" has boen put to flight In Arkansas, with happy re sults. From Brinkley, from Webb City, suu i rum vrainui mage, mcssrs. I . it, Anderson. E. M. Tavlur and V. R. Pinchbeck respectively, write that they were afflicted with general debility, and rw.-t.nou soua uenem rroin urown's Iron Bitters. This la rjleasant to know. not only for Arkansas people, but for an sections oi me country wucro ucner al Debility has counted victims by the tuuusaous. x or saie everywnarc Tho men who soo snakes aro tho kind who sea scrpants. A woman may be as true as steel, but then you know soma Bteel is too highly tempered. A. New Yorker advertises : Grave stones for sale cheap, to closo up an es tate, ft o w is tho tlmo to die. Subscribe for, and read tho Advo cate. Ayer's Sarsaparllla operates radically upon and through the blood, and Is a safe, reliable, and absolute cure for the various diseases, complaint and disord ers, duo to debility, or to any constitu tional taint or infection. A chai lty entei talnment Is Ronerallv a "poor" show. No, my son. Victor Hut?o wasn't the father of tho Hugo-nots. ShlloVi'a VII1Itt ! n-hof w . -w ..UMW JVM ..CTU for f.onanrmtinn. T.mi nf Annatlra nt.. ziness' and all symptoms of Dyspepsia. irtiM iu uuu u cents per ootUO. sola by W. F. Blory, Wolssport, Dr. C. T. Horn Lehlghton. Crottn. Whnnnlnty flnnffli o TJ.n chltls immediately relieved by Shiloh's rHU e.u 1.. 1 TT ,, in . viiuuouiuuv ,. r. AMcry weissport, Dr. C. T. Horn Lehlghton. a.TJl'it. tinnVlrifT Pmerri nnrl wiM Iv. -a -" ""'"'"a vusju IM1U VMU VU DV quickly euro by Shlloh'a Cure. Wc fcttuiuuiu ib. quiu uj i. , 11 1 cry VVC153 port, Dr. C. T. Horn. Lehlghton. .Will run nfffT wlttt 1rfoewlA liver complaint? Shiloh's Vltalizer Is gusranw.'eu to cure you. aoia oy vv. sr. Biery, elssport, Dr. C. T. Horn, Le hlghton. Sleepless nights, made miserable by that terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure Is the remedy for you. Sold by . F. Blory, Weissport, C. T, Horn, Lehlgh ton. Catarrh rnrrvl. IimIiIi .tMAt breath secured, by Shiloh's, Catarrh Remedy. Price 60 cents. Nasal injec- t.i-iif. frrA. Rnlrl hv W V Ttlnrr, trl.. port, C. T. Horn, Lehlghton. ' For lame back, sido or chest, uso Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Prico 25 cents. Sold by W. F. Biery Weissport, Dr. C. T. Horn Lehlghton. Shiloh's Cough and Consumption Cure Is sold by us on a guarantee. It cures Consumption. Sold by W. F. Biery elssport, C. T. Horn Lehlghton. Notwithstanding the statement that figures never lie, calves aro often false. A philosopher has observed that very often It is green youths who paint tho town red. Bucklen's Arnica Salve. The best salve in tho world for cnts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhucm, fever sores, tetter, chaopsu hands, chllblands, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures plies, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satsfac tlon. ormoneyrefunJei. Price 25 cents per box. A woman may be as truo as steel, but then, you knew, some steel Is too highly tempered. Dr. Mary Walker ranks among tho great guns of the country, and can bo classed as a breech-loader. Queer reading would bo tho history of names. We cannot, however, go into the subject now. except as far as to say that Dr. Kennedy's "Favorite Remedy" was called by that name, in an Informal fashion, long before the doctor dreamed of advertising it for public use Speak Ins; of it he would say to bis patients: "4ms is my iavonio rcmcuy ior oil troubles of tbo blood, it," and its suc cess was so great that he finally spelled tbo word with capital letters. It Is asserted that when Adam bugged Eve In the groves of Paradise, he established "the pioneer press." A "middle-aged girl" recently ad vertised fora situation. Soon we expect to hear of "youthful octosenajians." "Have use! Dr. Thomas Eeleetrie Oil for croup and colds, and declare it a positive cure." Contributed by Wm, Kay 670 Plymouth avenue, Buffalo, Tlxls world is pretty even. The piano has spoiled many a good dish- . i i 1 1 . , . i nutter, ana uiuiy (U&BWMacr bos spoiled a piano. , -What rcJslionihlp does old Sol establish for hlxasclf whea ha beams on a, bevy oj legal wlgfcu? He's a suanlc law, of octursc ThcsA are Solid. Zseta. The. beat blood! purifier and system regulator ever placed within the reach oi suffering hrtmanlty, truly ia Electric Bitters. Inactivity of the Liver. Billont- ne&j, Jaundice, Constipation, Weak Kidneys, or any disease of the urinary organs.orwho ever requires an appetiier, tonic or mild stimulant, will always find Electric Bitters the best and only cer tain cure known. They act surely and quickly, every bottle guaranteed to give entire ardisfaction or money refunded. Sold at fifty cents a bottle at Thomas' drug store. A man Osceola, Jikis,K ns three daughters, all of whom atej mutes. He Is probably the ckataploa. ' dumb-bell raiser of the world. I Shopkeeper: '"Art a pound of tea, mem? Which will you have to-day, ' mem, black or green?" Pemalcf '"Bhtck, J j-leaio; it's for a funeral." , iUil 11 11 13 IS" BEST TONIC. ? Thli raodlclrrc, combining Iron with pur. nn ., n, ViimmIssI.. It Is an nnSiUng: remedy for Diseases of tb K J? Women, and alt who lcdecdtmtiryll,-CT. It doet not Injur, tho teeth, cause hcadachew nroduee camtlrttt'on rfhr Tm nM,M a . Itcnrlcheennd purifies tha blood, stlmordcj tho appetite, nlctt tbetntmilfttlcnoffeod.ro llcvee Heartburn and IklchJng.ainlttrfacth- OIK the TTf,,w,M nnA m-m For Intermittent re vera. Lassitude, lack tf Enemy, &c. It lias no eqnal. Thejrnulne baa a lovo trad, mart- and ironed red lines on wrapper. Takennctlier. :.4.i,t7 aaotrsCTtxrcAt to, daltuou, ut. H.V.WHIMER,.Sr, loTARY PUBLI 5 OmCEl ADVOCATE DUttUINU. Bankway, Lohighton, Penna All Klfllft&M TMl.,nlH ln(V. .flU. ft. .... IIUIMIWJI .W MJ. VWW We receive prompt attention. It. A Now and Original Plan Instruction In CLASSICAL MTJSIOon th Piano and Organ, Founded on the Celebrated nOBBIVS AMCRIOANMUTHOD. Terms modera-e. Also ex-nt for the HEHNINU PIANO n,i the STK OKOarc I lid Instrument, taken In exohange for near ones. ucaier in Ainsio. mutieai Anstramenii atm musical meroaanaise. T. F. KLHINTOP, LehigUton, Pn. April ll.ltiS-n lO-TenrlQ-lcn-lQ-Tcn-lO DIO LEWIS'S NUGGETS, A Remarkable Magazine, Crowded with Brief Articles, on bamtary Subjects by that most sensible, terse & humor ous writer, DR. DIO LEWIS. forth Its Weight In Goli ! YOU CAN GET A SAMPLE COPY FOR 10 'CENTS By tending to the NEW Dlo Lewis Publishing- Company, CO i 71 BIBLE HOUSE, Naw Yoec City. lO-Ten.'10-Ten.lO-Ten'lO A TlTHrTil Sendtcents for poatsge.emlrs. A I n I l Pi free.acostly boxol iro.la money neni sesy man anyming eisa in ine nnrld. All, of either 'ei.saroead from first honr. The broail way to fortune open, be fore the wotters. absolutely sure. Ateuo. addrrs. Titua ft Oo., Aotnits, Me. Dtc&My TiTVf iTCfTKS absolute nvnn. residing throughout the Vnltod States and Ca nada for detrrtlon. nun.npport,lnisinr ance, cruelty. Incninpattbilliy. etc. Ativioe ree. Htatevonr easaand address ATT -HNfcV WARD, World Bnildlni. 1S5T Uruadwoy, New Yoik. JulylS-ly JELs 3L(i' Vegetable Sicilian HAIR RENEWER was tb. first preparation perf eetlj adapted ia euro diseases ot tba scalp, and lb. first soo ceaAful restorer of faded or era j hair to lis baloral color, growth, and joutkf al beauty. It baa had many Imitators, bnt uoue bar. so folly met all tb. requirements needful for the proper treatment of the hair and statp. Hall's llAm Htaiwrn baa steadily (to -. bt favor, and spread Its fame andSMfah.it to .very quarter of tb. (lobe. Its nnperal. leled tncoeea can be attributed to but i.a cause: Ih4 etitiTt fnlJUwuxl rf Itl jtrmlni. The proprietors nave often been snrjarlud at tba receipt of orders from remote outu. tries, where they had never mad. an .Sort for Its Introduction. Tbo use for a sbort time of Hall's Exia Itanwrn rosdcrfully Improves tb. per aoual appenrauoe. It cleanses the scalp Irori all laipnrltlta, cure, all humors, fever, asj dances, and thus prevents baldness. It stimulates the weakened lan da, and tuklU them to push forward a new and vbjorei . trowth. Tb. eneeta of Una nrtlcM at i transient, like these ei Alcohol!, prrpv.v Dona, but remain a long Uoe, which. &u. i Its can a matter of 0000007, . BUCKINGHAM'S DYE WHISKEBB Tnn duuifi. Ui beard to a wtcxal kt, Brtaaek.aadealrad. lprodaotape:ruiA color that will uotwnaa away. CotCrt. . f a alofl. preparation, it is rpted t trouble. PREPARED J5Y R. P.-HALL S CO. Hasina, lr H. kMbjaIr5aVKs4a .Ve-lldiVs. pob all raS'roEira or Scrofulous. Morrortil, cu4 BIcxxl nUociZop-, th6 beat remedy, bees cm thej roost soarcaipc ul thotixA Kood-pajifler, li Ayer's SarsaparHic. BotdbyailDrueiUUl 51, aU bof,. , lJ fas
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