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Liom than three months, first insertion - $l;eaoh subsequent insertion 25 els. luteal notice." it) cents per lino. , 11. V. MoRTiitum, jr., Publisher. VOL. XIII., No 24. LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, MAY 2. 1885. If not paid in advance, $1.25 sue ' : ' - - ' C""1"' ' -".- 1 t.T, n x '. i m,'t ATTORNEYS AND COUNCELLORS, "W T M. UAlNSHElt, ATTORNEY COUNOEEI.OIt AT I. AAV, VIRST DOOR AnoTB the maksion HOUSK, MAVCH CHUNK, FF.NN'A. Heal Imitate and Collection Agcnoy. Will Hay and Sell Iteal Estate. Convoyanolng neatly uono. uonecuons prorapuy mauo, Settling Estates or Decedents a Specialty, May bo consulted In English andajurinan. Kovember 22, 1st. rjy A. SNYDER, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Osjricu-Comeror Hank Street St Bankway 2nd building; above tho Carbon Advocate Printing OlHee. May 19, 1883-mO LElliaHTOIf, PHYSICIANS AND DENTISTS, J-R. W. W. RE11ER .PHYSICIAN AN)J BUHOEON, ' BANK 8TISEET, LElimilTO.W l'A. OFFICE Hours at l'nrr) vlllo From a. in., ' to 1? tn, dally. May be consulted In the English ur German Language. May 17, '84. "W, A. DEItHAJIEIt, M 1)., rilY8IOIAN AMD SUnORON Special Attention paid toUlironlo Diseases. OryroE South East Corner Iron and Second Streets, r.EinariTON, penwa. April Sd, 1875. .Tsr, B. 1IEHER, 31, D. V, S. EXAMINING SVnaEOX, I'ltAOTlOINQ I'll YSIOIANJ-SU1HJ EON Office Dank Htrcct, llKnui's Hlock. I.EHIOHTON, PENN'A. May be consulted In the German Language. Nov.JHh. O. 31. SEH'LE, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, SOUTH STHEET, - LEHIUHTUN.PA. May lie consulted In English or German Special attention given to OvMccoLooa Office Hoons From 12 M. to i P. onp from 6 to 9 P. M. March 31, M., 83 P. A. Rabenald, D.D.S. I1KAKOH OFFIOE-Opposlto Olauisk Jlro's Banlc St., Lehighton, Pa. Dentistry In all Its branches. Teeth ex tracted without pain. Uas admlnistcrod whan requested, twice Days WEDNES DAY f eeh woek. 1'. t). Address, ElTZENUEiiG, Lehigh county, l'a. Jan. 3, 1B.-Iy. W. A. Cortright, D.D.S., OFFICE i Opposite the "jiroadwoy House," Mauch Chunk, Pa. Tatlonts havo the benefltof the latest Ira. rroroinents In raacbanljal appliances and he best niolho.ls or treatment In nil eurKtc.il eases. ANESTHETIC administered It aeslrcd. If possible, persons residing outside of Mauoh Chunk, should raako engagements by mall. y8-yl A BOOK ON DeafnessJkCatarrh, Tin above named hook of near I'll) pages by HFi. SHOEMAKER, the well-known ox. perlenced Aural Suricrun, will he sent Irce tnanv address. Every family should have this Honk. The took Is Illustrated, and lul. ly explains In plain language all Diseases onto EAR and CATARRH, stud how. to treat these ailments eccccssfully. Address, Dr. C. E. Shoemaker, 013 Walnut Street, ItEADlNG, Pa. Deo. e,,U8J.ly HOTELS AND 1 1VERY. X : T- c ARSON 1HOUSE, J. W. RAUDENliURH, PROPRIETOR, HANK St., I.ienlaiiTOif, Pa. The Ga&uon Hons a offers ft rst-clnss accom Biedatlens to the Trarellnir publta. lloardini; by the Day or Week on Ueasouahto Terms. SJhelse (llicars. Winw and Liquors alwuvs on kasd. Uosl.Sli3.il and Stables, with atten tive Hwtlers, attaebeJ. April 10-rl, "pAClCERTON HOTEIi. Idway between Mauch Chunk ft I.elilulitcn LEOPOLD MEYER, PBorr.mTon, Paekerton. Penna This will known hotel Is admirably refitted, and his the best accommodations tor Herman, ant and transient hoarders. Excellent tables and the very bait liquors. Also line stables attasnsil. Sept.lo-yl Mauch Chunk House, Susquehanna Street, Mauch uhunk, Pcnna., T. K FEII11, Proprietor. When vlsltlna; at tho County Seat this Hotel will round to helirlt-elass in cverv res. paet. Wines, Liquors, Lnaer liter. Clean and ether ltelreshmcnts or purest quality at the liar Terms very moderate. Patronage OUilGU. DVpi. i, IBB4 Beer Saloon aiid Restaurant 1113 Vine St., Philadelphia. Dennis' Gilbert, Proprietor. The Par Is ruarlshed with choice Cigars, Fresh Lager, and other refreshments. Per sons from (he Lehigh Valley vlilllng Phlla stelphla are respeotlullf Invited to give me a pall, IlEnsia (lu.ntiiT. March 2, ltlt-tf. 0YP a J. W. RAUDENBUSII Jtespeetlully announces to the publie that he has ontuo.lj, NEW LIVERY ktahi.k in eouneetlou with his hotel, and Is prepared to fdrnlsh Teams for Funerals TOiis or Business Trips sbsrlrst notice and most llbcruli erins. All orders lift at tho "Carbon House" will reeelve Vfoaipt attention. Stable on North Sireet, it the betel, Lehlshton. jsuS yl L Thomas' Drug Store. GREAT Just received a large stock of the very latest paterns of Wall Papers -AND- Borders, which I offer at thefol lowing reduced prices: Gilts, 25 & 30c. White Blanks,10&12c. Brown B's 7, 8 & 10c. All must be sold in a few months. Call at THOMAS' DRUG STORE for bargains. Din-lings' Old Stand, Bank Street, LEHIGHTON. T. J. BUETjNEY, Reepectrnlly announces to tho merchants of Lehlahton and others that he Is prepared to do all kinds or Hauling of Freight, Express .Matter and Baggngc at very reasonable prices. Hy prompt at tention to all orders he hopes to merit a share of publlo patronaco. Kcsldonco, corner of Pine and Iron Street, Lclitgbton, Pa. Orders for hauling lea at C. M. Sweeny & Son's Storo will recclvo prompt attention. T. J. Hr.ETNEY. Oct. 12, USl-Sm. THOMAS UKJIF.KKR, CONVEYANCER, . AND ( GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT The following Companies are Represented: M3i!A:s in mutual l'mn. ItKAOINQ MUTUAL 1'IRE, Wyoming pint:. POTTSV1LLE TIRE. LKIIian FIRE, and tho TRAVELERS AOOIDLNT INSURANCE Also Pennsylvania mid .Mutual Horse Thief etcctlvoand Insurance Companv, March S5.18;j TllOiS. KSMKREK. TTT1T TV H H. I'.r ttostairo. nmt we will mall vuu freo. .HJJiJl a royal, valuable sample Vox of Roods that will put you In the way of mak ing more money In a rew day than you ever thought possible at any buslncrr. Capital not requ'red. You can live at homo and work In spare time only, or all the tlmo All of both sexes, ol ull ages, grandly euccesslul. 60 cents to 5.00 easily earned every evening. That all who want nvork may test thebusl. nesi, we lnako this unparalleled olfcr: Tonll who ore not well satrsfled we will send $1 to pay fur the trouble of writing us. Full particulars, directions, etc., font tree, lm menio pay absolutely sure for all who start atoree. Don't delay. Address Stinsok A ifjc, Portland, Maine. 1 (ice. 20 ly E. F. LUCKENBACH, DRALETl IN Borders & Decorations, Books, Stationery, Fancy QooOs. Window Shades & Fixtures, Latest Styles, made and put up, If desired. Paints, Oil, Varnish, Putty, Brushes & general Painters' Supplies. No. 61 Broaftway. Mancli CIM, Fa., Jlelow the Broadway Ilonss. 6finn nnnlnl,r"on, Riven away. Send' IllI .1 I ,l,ro cen" rostnite,' and by lJlUUUUUml, ynu will Retrreoapackaito nr foods of laruo value, that will start yen In work that will at oneo bring )OU In monev faster than anything; else In America All about the 1200.000 In presents with each box. Agents wanted everywhere, of cither sex, of all ones, ror nil tho time, or spare tlmo only, to wi rk for us at their own homes. Fortunes for all workers absolutely assured. Don't delay, II. Hahett it Co., Portland, Ale. Dcoio-ly D521H Subscribe ibr the Ad vooate, only $1 per year.. Now Liquor Store The undersigned respectfully announces to tho publlo that ho has opened a Wino and Liquor- Store, In the HullUliiK next to the "Carbon House," Bank St., Lohighton, and Is prepared to supply choice Brands of WINES and LIQUUItR, RYE WHISKIES, HHANDIES, HUM, OIN, ALCOHOL, MINT, HITTEHS, KIMMEL, fce.. (to. William G. Heilig, Nareip-yl Ltblghton, To. TIMES AND SEASONS. BV W. J. tlKTOif. Thero's a time tho proverb tells us Tor all thtnis under tho sunt Even so may bo proper seasons For nood works to bo done, And for ccod words to be said, In tho fear lest I or yon May miss the happy occasions, Let us hero note down a lew, When the trees are heavy with leaves, When tho leaves He underfoot, When fruit on the board Is frequent, And while thore Is rlnd or root) When tho rain comes down from the heavens, When the sun comes alter rain, When the autumn fields are waving With tho weight or golden gralnj When tho hills are purple ijlth heather, When the fells arc black with cold, When the larches aro gay with their tassels red, When nuts are shrtvcl'tl and old; Whenever there's growth In the sprtng-tlinc, Or Juno closo follows May, And so long as tho first of January Happons on Now Year's dayj When mushrooms In tplrnjrthe meadows, Or toadstools under tho trees, When the gnats gyrato In the sunshine, When theouk-boughs strain In tho breozo : In thodsys of the cuckoo and swallow, When tho sea-gulls flee the foam. Whin tho nlght-ar croons tn the gloaming, Or tho owl goes silently homo ; When the lako Is a placid mirror, When tho mountains molt In mist, When tho depths oftholako aro as pillars of gold On a floor of amethyst: When rainbow spans tho morning, When the thundor rends tho night, When the snow on the hills Is rosy red with the blush of tho wakening light) When tho soul Is heavy with sadness, When tho tears fall drop hy drop, When tho heart Is glal as the heart of htm Who climbs to a mountain lop; When youth unrolls like a bracken-frond, hon age Is grandly gray As tho sldo of a cralg that Is riven and ecarr'd With the storms ef yesterday: llellevo that in all of these reasons Somo good may be done or said, And whenover the loving thought and will Are loving enough to wod; And well Is it with the happy heart That hath thoroughly understood How tho"tlme for all thlngsunder the sun" Is always the, time for good. FOR HIS MOTHER'S SAKE. Uuinarried nt tweuty-lwo. I was rich, entirely my own mistress, nud consH cred more than pretty; nud slill, iu spite of many excellent opportunities to cbauga my condition, I wns rapidly drifting on lowards old-maidenhood; no wonder penpla called me hard to please. I had admirers and suitors In plenty; where is the heiress who has nol? And two men loved men. I say "two men." Thero were many who made professions, nud of whose siu cerlty I have no means to judger hut ll-.eso two I can answer for as lor myself, nud I know they loved me. Never were two people more tinlike caou other, iu looks, iu taste.dispositiou, temper, everything. It seemed the strangest thinR iu tho world that Loth should faucy me. liven their resDective cironmslanees and positions in life offered a striking oontinst. Gtorpe llodferu was a wealthy and influential banker, forty years of r.Ro, Rrave, quiet and reserved in mau tier, nud with an indisputable nnd envi able standing in societi' a man afjainsl whom no breath of reproach or blatno had over stirred; while Hobert Dene my Hobert, whom I loved was com paratively poor, haying only his salary nscoufldenlial clerk in tho Hodem bank (out of which he supported u widowed mother), nnd wns one of those merry, cheerful, light-hearted fellows who somehow perhaps from their love of company and pleasure get the name of being ' 'wild," without deserving it. Certain it is that Hobert merited no word of eyll. though thero was a time when it looked otherwise, Mrs. Dene had been my dear dead mother's friend. Naturally I olteu went to visit her. She was n great invalid, nud hardly ever went out, except for nn occasional quiet drive with her devoted son, who idolized her; so much so that I grew positively jealous. For Hobert and I understood each other, ns lovers will. Ho was very sen sitive and high-minded. I thought, nt first, that because I was an heiress he would never speak the loye I knew he felt, nud which 1 longed to hear; hut the welcome declaration came at last. And I hail Mr. Iledfern to thank for it. I met him nt Sirs. Dene's cottage one evening, when ho had stopped to speak to Hobert on some Dusluess, hav Ing chanced to see him in tho garden ns he was ridiug pait. I wftB at the window, leaning out, nnd he saw me. I know, afterwards, that that was the reason he astonished Robert by ncccpting his invitation to come in. lie was a very quiet retiring man. go ing little into society, and bearing the reputation of a confirmed old baohelor, hut after that evening he changed. I seemed to meet him everywhere He made the acquaintance of people whom I visited. He took to going to bajls, theatres; operas; nnd when I had met him n good many times, he requested permission to call on me. Hobert heard of it, aud grew jealous. One eye ning he came to me, his dear bandsonio f.co looking gloomy and sad enouttb. "Wo have been friends for years." said he, "and I believe you like me well enough to graut me a favor. I love you, Kate, That's no news to you; is it? Well, I never should have told you so uovcr should hare asked you to become my wife, because you are rich and I am poor; but, my girl, I can't stand quietly by and see another take what I'd have died to win; so I want you to tell me truly if you intend to marry Uedfern, and If it's 'yes,' I shall go out of the country, nud stay out uutil I can get over it." Ob. the happy girl I was when 1 heard hitn! The precious words I had longed for were spoken at last. He might have seen tho joy in my face, I felt my cbeets burn, and my eyes grow bright with happiness; but he kept his face gloomily turned away. S I stole up to him, half shy, hair hold, all joyful, and slipped my hands about bis arm. "And oan you 'get over It,' do you think?'' I asked demurely, Ho looked at me then, and disengaged his arm. He thought I was trifling with his puiu, and was vexed at me. jTtls is no ist with me.MIss Craven, wbate'rer it may be to you," he said quite sharply; "I did not expect that you would make it one. Yes," very coldly, "1 am not a love-sick feol. I do suppose I shall get over it." 1 looked at him reproachfully. I felt the tears spring to my eyes at his words and tone. "You don't love mo as I lovo yon, then, Hobert," I said softly: "for If you go away nud leave me so, I'm afraid I never shall get over it. "Oh. my darllnEl" How quickly his face brightened as he caught my hand. "Yun say that, Kate? You mean It? You dou't love Rudfern you won't marry him?" "I love you," I answered, as his dear arms clasped mo close) "aud you only ill I marry," And so wo were engaged. And Hobert drove me over to the cottage, there aud then, to tell his mother, ' She will be so pleased," he said. ''I believe that she suspeoted my feelings. But I would not confide them to her, lest the fear of disappointment aud pain to me Rhould distress her.'" How ho loved lierl A little jealous pang shot through my foolish heart, "I fear yon lovo her best," I said Im pulsively. "Aly darling,' he said half chidingly, "otio docs not measure or compare such sacred loves; each aud both Is 'dearojt.' Hut my mother suffers from au affection of the heart. Any nuxiety or palu must injure her, uud a sudden shock would kill." And then H was I first understood rightly his devoted euro ol her, n care in which, from that hour. I shared. Next day Mr. Iledfern proposed to me. My heart, in spile of its own hap piness, nched for the bitter pain ho showed when I told him I was engaged already. "I had set my every hope on you I canuot give you upl'' he cried, with nn Intensity of passion that Btarlled me. "Oh, child, haye mercy on mei Think again give mo time. I am richer than yon think; if you aro ambitious" I interrupted him. "I nm not; I have wealth enough, and covet ouly happiness. 1 thall marry Hobert Dene, the man I love." His faco was white as death. 'iou shall not marry him!'" he said with a deep and bitter outh, "Never, while I live! I swear it" And he rushed out of my presence liko a madman, leaving me shocked, frightened, perpltxed.nnd with n strange sad cloud upon my happlue.ss. I said nothing about it toHobcrt.how over. His relations with his employer ooutimied pleasant, ns usual; and I did not feel justified iu disturbing them . I felt surprised wheu he told that Mr. Iledfern had himself congratulated him, aud made some slight but graceful al lusion to the disnpuointment to himself; but I concluded to kenp silence still. What was the U6e of creating ill will be tweeu them? "Probably," I thought, "Mr. Redfern regrets his Intemperate warmth and foolish words, and takes thip method to let mo know of it." Aud I thought it a very good method too iufluituly pleasanlcr than a person al npology. fio the time Hew swiftly bv. nnd I had begun the preparations for our marriage, aim our engagement was understood everywhere, wheu the storm which in stinct had warned me of from the mo ment In which I had heard that hitter threatening oath, burst suddenly. It was evening, uud Robert aud t were sitting together, talkinu such sweet non sense, ns lovers will. We wero aloue, save for au aunt who resided with me, and had lulleu asleep iu her casy chair. wheu suddenly aud uncercmouiusly the. uoor was auug open wiae, auu tnree men entered. Two of them were officers. The in dignation which their rude entrance caused gave phco to sickening fenr when l saw the third Cleorgo Hedrern) He lixed his hollow, burning eyes up on nm. liven in timt moment of excite ment I was sensibls of a shocked sur prise nt the strange change in him since last we met, "Men, do yonr duty," he aaid briefly. Tho next moment Robert was under arrest. I don't know what I said nr did in the first horror of it. I remember clingiug around Roberts neck, nnd being pulled away br auntie, I think and some ono askiug, "What's the charge against ninir men came the stern nnswer Iroin George Redferu's lips: "Robbery!" With that word my senses came back to me. I tore myself from auntie's arms and dew to my lover's side. "It's a lie!" I cried, looking straight Into Hodfern's face. "He is iutmceuti" Robert turued grateful troubled eyes upon me. "God bless jon, my true love!" he murmured s-idly. And then Hedfern's stern low voice broke In again; ' 'Men, search hinil'' I saw it done. I saw them draw forth n roll of notes ten of twenty-five pounds each, nnd forming a larger sum than Hobert could have come by right ly, I heard INdferu identify them as his own, nnd declare that none but Hob ert had access to the safe or vault, Aud then I heard Hobert cay, with a moan of ugony: "Ob, God! My motherl" I understood it all. I stepped up to Georgo Uedfern, and looked iu his faco. ''Come with me into another room," I said. "I will mako a bargain with you. Let your men remain with their prisoner here." And he obeyed me. When we were nloue, I said passion ately: "Mr. Redfern. yon are a villain! You have plotted to separato me from the man I love, and blast his reputation. You shall fail iu both. You know that be is innocent." He answered quietly: "1 am not hi, judge, Miss Craven. Ho bin self w ill toll you that 1 plaood those notes in tho safe in his presence, and that no ono has sinco had access tn it but himself. An hour ngo I missed them. You saw where they were found. Let the law decide tho rest." I wrung my hands iu agony. "The law!' I cried. "Man, do yon not know be has n mother whom such a charge will kill? Will you be a mur derer?" He caught mr hand, "No," he said hoarsely. "It Is you not I. Yon murder two of us, his moth er wheu she teams the story of bla guilt, from which you could tavo her and me you murder mel for tho hour that see you marry hint sees me a corpse." I snatched my band away. "I will marry blm," I cried, "if the whole world calls hiin guilty!'' He auswered quietlyi And kill bis mother?" What could I do? Turn ns I would, he brought me back to that a last. Tho ton's imprisonment on a shameful charge, and probable condemnation for the plot was carefully laid would kill his mother. So I accepted the alternative he of fered I promised not to marry the mau I loved during the (Hotline of the man I hated. "Never while I live." he said. That was my oath, and I have kept it. We went back together. George Red fern formally withdrew the ohargo bo had made, nud gave one of the uotes to each officer as a bribe for silence. Ko Robert nnd I were parted, and his mother's life was haved. And the world wondered, and called mo coquette, tnd "hard to please;" and a year went by and found ci tweutyUwo unmarried still Robert's true loye still aud miserable. How many times had I seen George Redfern during that yoniT Moro than n hundred times. He had cotno to mo praying, pleading for love oh, how vainly! Olton as I saw him, though, I noted how ho changed so terribly so rapidly! Worn almost to a shadow Vale, with all tho lifo in him seeming to ur cemerea in ins Durning eyes. They seemed lit with the flres of madness. i'oor Georgo Redfern! If would be uard if I should not give him pity who gave me so mucn lovo. The end came suddenly. One win. ter's night a messenger summoned tho iwo whom be had wronged to his bed .side. He was dying, Just the same as ever strange.abrupt, balf.orazed. Ho took Roberta hand without uotlcing me, aud stared luto his eyes. "I've brought you pain and sorrow, liBvcu't I? Ah, that's nothing! You have brought me down to death. T loved that woman loved her. Ah, Heaven, that doesn't express ltl I became a vll lain lor her sake. I liked yon, Robert, I meant to mako you partner somo day. Kate," turning suddenly towards me, "you know I took tho notes out of the safe. No matter; I've made amends I'm dying, and Robert Dene is my heir." It was truo. Wo remained with him till the last. Iu the cold quiet morning bo was cold and quiet too at rest. "You may marry her very soon," he snld in dying, "hut not while I live." "Poor Georgo Redfern! He loved mo well. I wrtlcd tho sprinR daisies on his grave with tears before I took the free dom that his death had given. After that I laid sorrow by and married Rob ert. Ho was rich now, and his mother to this day believed it was n lovers' quarrel that kept ns apart so long. Better so, for thus the memory of the man who konght to blast our lives, nnd lost bis own, is spared. And we can spare him in his grave, aud pity, loo. For my life's romance had a blissful ending, and I am a happy woman after all. "Acted Like a Charm." This is what Mrs. Mayer, of Ilaronnc et'ccl, Now Orleans, says of Brown's Iron Bitters. A "charm" works quietly, surely, promptly, thoroughly nnd Willi delightful oDecl. That Is just the' wy this wonder ful family tnclicino works on invalids who haye been suffering tho woos of liver com. plaint, dyspepsia and impoverished blood. Thoso who know Its worth say it Is a com plete euro for dyspopsia,woakness, malaria neuralgia, elf. now nico it will bo for Mrs. Davis daring the hot weather, walkiug along ou the suudy sfife of tho great ex-Scnn tor. What a cool, moss-covered wall kind of a thudow his portly form must lurowi Verv HfimnrVflhlfl Hinnv.pv. Mr. Georgo Vllllng,ofManchester,Miph., writes: "My wlfo has been almost helpless for live yeira, so holpless that she could not I ...... tn 1 CI.. . A . 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Drunkenness, or the Liquor Habit, can be curedby admlmsteriue' Dr. Halncs' Golden Specific It can be given in a cup of coITce or tea without tho kno'wledgo of tho person taking, it, cllVcting a speedy and iorinsnent cure, whather tho patiout is a moderate drinker nr an alcoholic wreca;. Thousands of drunkards have been inado temperate men who have taken the Golden Specific In their coffee without their knowledge, and to-day believe they quit drinking of their own free will. No harmful ctteeU result Irom its adminiitration. Cures guaranteed. Circulars aud testimonials sent freo. Address, Goliisn Srscieto Co., 185 Hace St., Cincinnati, 0. Wheu David Davis bursts a button, there is no usu trying to dodge it. The wind of it alone will knock a ten-year-old boy down. How young old people look who have never been seriously sick, and who neyer worry and fret. How old young people look who fret and stew and suffer paiu all at once. But we can't alUijothor help our dispoiillon,and we will tomotlm.j get out of sorts in spile of all our caution. men we ncou mo utu, ino simplest anu the safest medicine known, which is Dr. Kennedy's Fayoritc Remedy. Purifies tbo blood and renews vitality in old and young. A man recently broken boiled ecu and found a tack iu it. This lie is told bv au exchange, but we haven't time to stop and nail It. Ayer's Calharlio Pills are the best medi cine that can be employed to correct lr rsgularities of tho stomach aud bowels. Gentle, jet thorough, In their action, they cureconstipatlon, stimulate the dljeitive organs and the sppolile, and cleanse, build up, and ttrengtheu the system. A man in Thirty-first St., wonders why his wife will always giye him six lumps ot sugar in hnfcolTeo when he ouly likes one. The man who stole a chronometer was ou time, bat the polioemtu who nabbed him was on the wutch. -Tbe United States raises forty seven million hogs u year Let's see; how many inhabitants rua there, any way, A WOMAN'S ADVENTURE. VI EBLN E. 11EXF0HP, Yon'vo heard I had nnlto n little ad venture boy? Well, f did. I don't care to nave anotner like it, you may be sure. I've often heard of moments of terror. hut I know now how one feels when he looks danger If not doath square in the faco. Hhall I tell you about ll? I've got just about time to, before John comes home to Bnpper. John, yon know, was foreman of the night-hauda iu tho factory--was, I say for be has given up tbe placo now, He went to tho factory at six o'clock at nlght,nnd came hoineat MX iu the morn ing, It was lonesome for mo to stay at homo nlone, or tbo same as alone ; for the little oue, though she's lots of com pany, wasn't large enough to bo ot any help Iu tlmo of need. I never was alraid of burglars or Ihleves, because, you Bee, wo hain't any thing I thought a burglar would caro to take, so I felt safe ; nnd then vo didn't hear as much about thieves and tramps then ns we do now. Not beiug afraid, I was willing to stay nlone, though John used to coax: mo to let him get a boy or a big dog. Hut I didn't want to be bothered with either of 'em. I told him I'd rather run the risk of burglars, though I don't sup pose cither of us ever really thought there was any risk lo run. I'm sure 1 didn't. One day a friend of John's who'd been at work a good while in tho factory, aud was n prudent, saving ftllow.got tired of that kind of life, aud said he was going to qnit It, aud look about to see if ho couldn't find a little farm somewhere that ho coild buy with tbo money ho had saved, I knew what that meant. There wns a smart girl iu tho factory that he had taken a fauoy to, and she liked him, and they were going to be married ns soon as he bad found n homo to take her to. Well, he brought his money to us. and wanted wc should keep it for him till he was ready to use it. There were over hix huudrcd dollars. John told him he'd better put It lu tbo hank ; but he said ho calculated to use it right away, and he guessed it would be as safe with us as if ho put it iu the hank. Bo ho left it, aud John put it in the lelt-band till or that old bine chest that yon see in the corner there, I shall always think! the man was looking iu at the wiudow nnd saw John when he put It there Hut. there! I'm getting ahead of my story! Ono night John went off to tho factory aud left tnv alone, as usual. It was dark aud 3torrur. The wind blew in great gusts, aud kept tho lilac-bushes tap, tap, tapping against the wiudow as if some ouo was tryin to get iu. It made me nervous aud fidgety to hear them. Tho little ono was about two years old, and such youngsters get asleep early, you know. About eight o'clock I undressed her aud put her to bed. I sat up n couple of hours nfter that, to finish a pair of socks for John. By tho time I'd gottbem doue, I was sleepy, too, nud I went to bed, I went to sleep, aud must have slept about two honrs.tor tbo clock was striking twelve when I woke up. I heard a slop in the hall. At first I thought maybe thero'd been a break down at the factory, and John bad come home. Hut it sounded different from John's step ns I listened heavier and slower, and it roused me, and set me to wondering about who it was, and how ho had got into the house. Hut I can't say that I was frightened auy nt first. May be I wasn't nwako enough to bo scare.). At first I thought I'd call out and ask whit was wanlod, but I didn't. I don't know why, though. I just kept still and wailed to see what was going to happen. The step canio to the door, aud then I beard a hand on tho knob and it was turned as quietly as possible, and the door wns pushod open very catuiously As the door opened a light shono into tno room, nud i knew it was some one who had a lantern with him. You can be sure I was scared (hen. I was so scared that I couldn't stir, nor scream. 1 just lay still and looked out ot tne least uit ot n crack in my eyelids. A great burly fellow that I recognized, tho moment ho nut his faco into the room, as a man who had been at work lu the mill, came in, nnd held up his lan tern so tbe light could sulno ou me. I shut my eyes tight then. He came up close to the bed, nnd stood and watched me for a tittle while to make sure 1 was asleep, I suppose. I could feel the light on my faoe. Ob, it was terrible! I didn't dare to movo n muscle. I was In agony for fear the child would wake up, I've no doubt he would bnve killed us. I tell you, you've no idea what a trial it is to lie still and be in mortal tour, tbluking every minute may be your last and knowing that your only chaucs for life nepeuds on keepiuc nuiel. It seemed toma as if he stood there and watched me for an hour. Ryand by beseemed to be satisfied that I was fast iiblccp, for be lowered the lantern and went toward the old blue chest. I breathed easier wheu he left the bed; and opened my ejes just the least tut, 10 watcn mm. I saw him bend over tbe cbost aud try several Keys lu tue lock before lie found one that would unlock it, and he opeucd the chest.aud began to look tbrouch the till where I bad put Hen Green's money. I'retly soon he found it under somo pieces of cloth, and he took it out nnd counted it over before he put it iu his pocket. You can't imagine how I felt when 1 saw what he was after, for I knew what a lerribld loss it would bo to Hen, who'd wcrked long and hard for it. It was as much as I coald do to keep from screamlug.but I kuew that wouldn't help matters any, and it would make I uem ull tno worso for me. loo l Kent still. Well, after he had put tbo monev in bis pocket, be shut tbo chest, and then looked at me to see if I was htill asleep. at hen lie had saiuued nlmseir that 1 was, he turned away, aud I supposed he would go directly out of the bouse, but he went toward tbe eellar door, and opened it, and stood looking down the stairs. Quick as a cat. and about as still. I spriug out of bed, and before you could have counted ten; I bad crossed tbe room and sprnngagalust him with a push that sent him tumbling down tho ucllar htairs, nud then swung the groat thick door together nud slipped iu the boils. I kcew I bad him safe then, for a while anyway, for there sos uo way to get out of the cellar except through that door. My! but bow that mau did curse and rave! It made my blood run cold to hear him. Hut I didn't stop to listen. I hurried on my clothes and took the baby, and wrapped her up well, aud started (or the factory, I found John and told blm my story, and half-a-dozen men started for the House at once. Aud they'd cot the man tied up with a rope by the time I got K nere. He looked nt me as if he wished he'd killed me. I'm sure he did. nfter all. Rut you may be sure wo did- n't keen it tn tha honan nnntliAr n.'nM John took It to the bank nut moimotr. then he resigned his position on tbe night squad, and I haven't staid alone night since Hark! I hear a step, Hes coming now. MODES Of CQUET3HIF, The (allor presses his suit. Tho shoomaker lays his nwl at her icet, The blacksmith strilros th !.-.. it Is hot. . T?0 ""Pooler says her soolely adz joy to his exlstenoe. ' ' 3 The woodohoppor offers himself as her tUUCl. Tli. mnnnn I..IU l.f- ..... uiixin uia ouances rest on a good foundation when ho Informs her hat relusal would bo raortar-fyiug to Tho sailor first ascertains how the land uea, men approaches her when she's in slays, aud iutorms her that she's iu need of a first mate. The dalrvruan declares ho Is bound to heifer and cau love no udder. The furniture dealer is so much in ove with her that he is willing to accept her affections ou installments, ono-teuth down. The poot woes her with a sonnet, nnd her big brother starts out In search of him with a shotgun. Tho -funny man" approaches her wilb jokes nnd nunc, and hnn ih ot on him and loses tho skirts of his swal- iuw-iaii. Finally the champion roller-skater rolls into her nood cracr s. and n. .inn., mtn. and marries him. A BOY'S COOITATIONS, I notico barbers are wonderful mn,. sationalists. I notice if a poor man steals ho is a Ihief, but a rioh man in nnli? i-inin. maniac. I notico no matter how n!nu a mn,. may be, be puts a different valuation on his horse to u prospeotivo purchaser, and to a tax assessor. I notice uo matter how clear and white Jen's complexion is tbe night of a ball, it's as yellow nnd freckled as over tbe next morning. I notice there's a good deal in tho doo tnue of natural selection that pa was spouting about tho other night. Jen's a iiwi, uuu bu i4 uur ueau. I uotice that Em is always very solici tous to button her fellow's overceat he. lore he gias homo. Ho can't very well get out of it then, you know kissing Em, I mean. I notice when two women kiss thoy dou't linger bo long at the wine, as when pa and our hired girl osoulato, I uotice pa don't linger muoh when ho hears ma coming. I uotice the most generous man going, is the cracked-brained idiot who kills himself because bis girl has gone back ou him, and so be leaves the coast clear for the other fellow. I notice some people pray as though they thought the Lord needed both infor mation and instruction and was afflicted with a bad memory. I notico others try to curry fayor by giving Him taffy. I notice Jen ain't got uo bump of humor. Last night wheu sho was in tbe parlor making her beau tired, I asked her if I oould sleep all night iu her shoe and sho liked to tore every singlo hair uui ui rjy ueaa alter lion lelt. I notice big strong men on a crowded horse-car always find something to in terest them away ahead of tho car wheu a lady step aboard, lest they will ho ex peotei to give up their seat. I notice they get no credit from tho lady if they do give it nn. I notice lioa's fellow is awful religions ween he is chirinlug m, but down nt tho store ho cau cuis with tho loudest of them INDUCED HIM XO COME. During Iho high water a man wns seen going down tho Arkansas on a log. As ho was passiDg Little Rock heverai men sprang iuto a skiff, rowed out to tbo louo navigator and saidj "(Jllmu in1' "Climb in whar?" "In tho skiff, huiry up." "Wall.strangers, I'm pretty well fixed. Don't take no work to move nloug." "Whero aro you going?" 'Down tbe river." "We know that. Where are you from?" "From up tho river." "Of course yon are, but" 'What mado you ax, then?" "What are you doing ou that log?" "Trayeliu'." "ivbm doyou want to loot with us for? Don't you know you'll drown if you geep on m this way? ' 'Wont drown if I keen on this er wav If I was to get off iu the avater I inoiit drown. ' "How far have you com this way?" "I've como this avav nil er lonu "Hut avbero wcro you avhen you got on me logr "Ou tho log." "Ot course, but whero vtas tho log?" "In tbo n'er." "Certainly, but how far from here?" "Ain't made no calo'latlon," "Where do you live wheu at home?" "At homo.'' "Of course, but wherois your home?' "Whar I live." "Where is your family? . "Scattorcd erlong." "Did your bouse wash awaj?-' "Sorter. My wife's back lander on a cotlonwood log, an' my son Hill's comlug along som ers on a poplar. "Why don't you come to tbe shore? "Cause it don't cost nothing to rldo." "You'd bettor come out aud get a drink of whiskey." "Dinged if I don't. Feller back here wanted me to come out nnd hear him preach, but he didn't havo the right kiu' of gospel. Now, fellers, pull for the shore as fast as yer kin " whyIie WAS PEOMOTED, It is related nf au ex-member of Con gress from the West who died last month, that iu 1SG3 he received a call In Wash ington from a Captain in a volunteer regiment who wanted to expose tome crooked things about a certalu pnrk con tract Tbe member receiaed him very coldly, and mado light i)( his grave oharges; tint hardly had tho Captain re turned to bis regiment when ho was pro moted to Colonel aud assigucd to anoth er. At the close of the war be happened to meet the Congressman, and iu bis gratitude be called out: "That promotion came from ynu, and I thank yon with all my bean!' "Oh, you don't owo me anything," "Hat didn't you beenro my promotion ' "Certainly." ' 'And iibouldn't I be grateful?" "Not by a jagful! As Captain, detailed iu tbe Quartermaster's department, you were threatening to expose a shortage lu my poik contract by which I made $50,000. I bad you promoted to get you out of I be way! No thanks, no thauks; good da.y!" The most peculiar thins about the magnificent city of Chicago is that its 1 fame should chiefly depend uot, us in 1 other renowned towns, upon the feats of its men, but upon the feet of lis girls. 1 A Ohlcaco mau shot at his wife, but her corsets oausad tbe ball to clanoe and 1 saved her life. And yet men who u.ui-.ivcui.iiihiui)u up uu iuo scroll, ... i.iui-, n.nciiiiuii uDmuisure injurious t0 lhe health, Tha n.nin.i. i . t. . j trial exhibition: tho first was in-l i ,. Paris in 1708, j -THE BEST TONIC, It Is Invaluable lor Diseases peculiar to Women, nnd nil who leod sedentary lives. W Itdoos not in urn tin tnml, a. i,i . prniluco comtlpatlon-oMtr Iron meikinm do. It enriches and purifies thoblood, stimulates thenppotlie.nlda the assimilation of food, ro Hcves Heartburn oml lu-lr-Mnc , ,DnJ-i,- ens tho muscles and nerves. """f ror jntormmem rover. Lassitude, toktf Energy, Ac, it has no cqna, 1 1 atr iuo pTiiuino lias move trorta mark and rossed led lines on wrapper. Tako no other. i.j.mijiir nnotTK oirnicai. ro, niLVisout, nb. imnwm,st OPFlCEi ADVOCATE HUIUJJNO, Bankway, Lehighton, Ponna All business ncrtamlnc to the office will receive prompt attention. 10. A Now and Original Plan Instruction InjCLASSICAL MUSIC op Iba Piano and Organ, Founded on the Celebrated ItOnUINS AMEBIC AN METHOD. Terms moderate. Also agent for the HEHWINU PIANO ami the ESTKY OlfdAN. Old Instrument taken In exchange for now ones. ueaier in music, miisiaai instruments nn Musical merchandise, T. F. KLKINTOl', Lolilgulou, l'A. April 11, 1885-m Pipo smoklu? In tho real tost of a tobajuo, It is tho regal way of amokinir. You cat mora directly at tho flavor end fragrance. You tako tho emoko cooler, and tho tonic cleanlier and safer, tfitt smoking a smoktn,? rotluced to a fine art Tho uoro tbo question or adulterated tobacco forces Itself ou the attention of emokcrs, tho more desirablo It hecomM to know prcclnely what you aro (rooking, In Ulackwcll'a Hull Durham Smoking To. uacco you nave aguarantoa, always, hat It la nature's own nnadultcrated product Its fragTanco, flavor, and nneurpanacd(iuaUty,aredo. rtred from the soil and sir. Try it, and you will be nt, iified. Nono freuulno with, out trade-mark of tho Bull. 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To euro these diseases tho blood must he purified, nnd restored lo a healthy and na turalcondlllou, A veil's SAUSAIMttll.LA has for over forty years been iccogulted by emi nent medloal authorities as tho most pow erful blood purifier In oxlsteuoe, Jt free tho lysteiu fiom all foul humors, enriches and strengthens he blood, removes all traec of mercurial treatment, and proves Itself a oompleto master of nil scrofulous diseases, A Iircrnt Cum of (scrofulous Son s, "Somo mouths ngn I was troubled wltla scrofulous fori (ulocru) on my legs. Tb limbs wero badly swollen and In flame J. and tbo solas nlwhurtced largo quantities of olfensive inniier. Eacry remedy 1 tried failed, until 1 used -lynx's SAHsaranii rj, of ttblch 1 have now takjn three bottle, with tho rtsult that tho cores Ai healed, and my geurral health greatly Improve.!. 1 feel aery grateful for the good your medicine bus tlouo mo. Yours rospocLf ully, Mrs. Akv O'DiUAX." 148 SuUIvkh St., Kew York, June 21, i(3. ny All persona Intoroatrd aro Invited to enll ou Jlra. O'llrhm: also upon' the Hev. .. P. VVHiIs or 78 East Billi mrvet, av York Cits', aalio avlll tako pleasure In testifying In tho vtouderful efUcacy a Ayer'o hurtHparllln, not only iu the cure nf this lady, but In Ills own cuse and tnauy others atlthln Ills knowledge, The wel 1-known writer o the Bolton ITtnttt, Ti. a','. Bail, of JtoclmUr, -V.., writes, Jane 7, 1M3 ' Havlne Fnffere.1 severalv for wim, tmn with Enema, and having failed to find rclhrc from other lemodlos, I havo made use, daring the past three mouths, of A vnn's iABSAiM. iiii.i.A. wmcu uas eirecica a eomputt eurw, I consider It a magnificent r.mody for all blood diseases." Ayer's Sar-saparilla stimulate and regulates tbo action ot the digestive and assimilative organs, renews and strengthens the Hal forces, and speedily enrea lilieumatlsin, Ncuralgln, ltheiima. tie floiil, f'nlarrli, (Jeuerul Debility, and all disease arising from nn impoverished or orrupled condition of the blood, and a weak, cued vitality. It Is Ineoiutarably Ibeeheapeit blood madi. l0, on aooowit of Its ooueentrated streotUi, icr rr uiswge. I'ski-abed ur Dr.J.C.Ayer&Co., Lowell, Mm, tW,J b' Drugs. rte V, tU bpfttW "r t..,V,ed.lclnoJ combining Iron with purq "'l1.' ,m,lf?' Sulf.klT pnd completely t urcs Dyapepaln, IndlR.tioii, Wn inew, mill fMirnlalfi. "