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MEEIINO ON THE SOWHWARD SLOPE
Two that wrecked each other's hope,
Parting coldly in their prime,
Met iiwn the downward sh'pe,
1 aught by teurs nnu calmed by time,
Under autumn's perfect trees,
Dropping bright remeiubranoes.
There they spread llielr rtories out,
Face to race and hand to hand,
Looking baft with wistful doubt,
Into the forgotten land,
Wlieie the wheels nl llfj wont fast,
Hardly teen till thoy were past.
Looking where the dawn had been,
Till each gray and pallid line
Snivels with a sun uniecn,
Which must ncycr 'rite and shine, .
And the Moment, lost and vain,
Comes before their souls again;
Saying softy, "yes, I think
You were there you oamo nt ten,"
'In your hair was sniiiclbiug pink
How 1 bale the tint since thenl"
"IIulo a liorniless rihlsin?" "Nay,
I have pardoned It to day."
"I remember what you said."
"dut you laughed, and 1 despaired."
'Did I lauh? I was afraid
Yoi might think I cared."
"Be coateut, your pride shall ho
Sestliless us yrur heart for me."
'S "nothing in your voice assure
You havo augry feelings yet."
"Something told mo then in yours
That you would not quite forget;
Just one foolish moment lit
Hope that laugh extinguished it-"
"Sure tho flame was very weakl"
" 'Twus your silence let it die."
"If u man's bona will not speak,
Can n woman's henrt reply T"
"Had I spolieu7" "Co I know
It was very long ago."
Face ti fare and hand to hand,
Looking nl liioso eastern skies.
Is the light along the Imid
Onty burrowed from their eyes?
Can ill e song of birds be drawn
From a memory of dawn?
Lo, the bill, the sea, the plain,
Flushing with familinr rose!
Lni'k away, and look again,
But the coio,' strays and grows!
Wherefore stand aiiiBCod and dumb?
Knew you not that morn must comt?
JfiMSY Injwo Worlds.
Students of tho world d history nre
constantly learning thit cUipires and
epochs nre born of trifles. Hut in how
timuy cases these nti legitimate biitbs wo
hive uuw uo litiij to cojsidcr.
"Aud you must briug your flUud with
yuii."
Must he, indeed!
Now the morn Lieutenant Stockton
thought it oytr, the tuitln-r ho hetnimi
iltiitlug Irntii Lu social cntifidaii.'t. It
did iudml apnenra ImrKsq ie upon true
ijroitness that a military mill should bt
the victim of snub t'i nrs.
ll.it belnri my readers pass j idgineut
Ihey must be b. tt.r iu.ormed
Lieuteuaut SlixLtnu tor fonryears had
been the slave of ditc.pllne Mid stndv,
and had comelmme In B luruugbttm wilh
the purpo.e of liudiiig lifts nud living it.
Aud that be might the belter enjoj bis
nsl be bid instiled Uon the cnnipntiy
r joung Liuders, who had jct passed
Ills second Year at the military academy.
Boiirungbtnti was ton small n pi ice nut
to wotidtr at anything wouderuil. So
wben it became nuised abroad that Lieu
tiuaut Stockton was engaged to Jennie
I1hii1cvu.ii quity wus first enthusiastically
directed to g.itheriug all tbe shreds of
evidence that supported tbe report, aud
then to dibating the question,' -Resolved
tbat Jennie HauUii is not tbe girl fir
Lieuteuaut Stockton," with the efflrina
live universally Irlutupbatit.
But Lieuteuaut 5tckton cared very
little for such innocent interference.
He was rather URgrtsslvcly proud of
Jeunie ll.inUn moro so than of his com
niisitou or nculemical honors aud so it
came to p.ws that bis first demand on
Harry Landers was for his company sn a
visit to her nouse. And our Itory begins
where that visit ends.
Jeilousy is proof of tbe presence of
love a id tbo absence of cot.flJence. Both
elements are necessary factors iu the pro
djct. Hamuli is indifferent to a worn
uu'd fayors, or certain of Ihtm. be cannot
be jealous; but if be loves and doubts
ber, be cannot ba anytbiug else.
Lieutenant Stockton's devotion In Jen
nie Haulau was established all conceded
it wbtfe pretending lo wonder nt it hut
bli confidence seemed yet more bound
lesi. Sue might go with whom she
pleased, smile as sweetly as she divinely
willed, dance with the young lawyer all
mgM.nnd writedown to the academy the
piUicul irs with Ihf nlnn-st impunity,
Hut this night well, wtlll there was na
ji i-a.bla ixcu.o lur his lolly, nud he
w mid tlduk no more or it.
Bright and curly the ueit miming be
1 dt Htrry Liuders iu the library. rltiug
a letter bowe.and saddling bis borse.rode
over to tbe Harbor, to take dluuer with a
INDEPENDENT"
LEIIIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY,
favorite aunt , and listen to tbo advice that
. Lad been gra'dually ncciimulutlcg over
bin bead for tbo past two yearn,
lie received a.benrty welcome, nnd ex
cellent dinner, nnd even better ndvlce,
tbe tblid-clasced blessing being, by tbe
uny, so long protracted Ibat It was not
until late in tbe afternoon tbat bo was
able to imprint tbe farewell Man on tbe
old lady's cheek, and begin bis rotreat
frcin be: bospitalily.
But at so sharp a pace did be urge tbe
sorrel mnre tbat tbe sun was still in tbe
beavens wben tbe centra or tbe forest was
readied, aud be pulled upnt n spot which
bad been n favorite one with bim from
cbildbood.
Our memories are loyal to tbo law of
association; and as tbe Lieutenant fas
letied the mare to a tree ft little frutn tbe
blijbway, nnd tbeu threw bimselfoun
ma juuuu ma, ueioro ep.iuiettes anil am.
billon's dnam bud come to clnztla, seemed
to rise before blm. IIU truant dnj-R.uben
witbont lurlouib be bad stayed from
school with certain boon compatiious.tbo
bour.i bo npent at tbis very spot, tbo fun
of splisulni; Iho waters of the brook In
ono anotbir'a faces, or bulliiup n dnm a
bit below tbe fouulain sources, with faint
est mauifeatutious of tbat engineering
si; ill Hi it was to score hitn bigb at the
ao idemy,
But how could be chase away such
thoughts long ere they brought bim to
tbe time wben tbe eyes of Jennie Unulau
seemed blaoker and brighter tbau the
eyes of tho other girl9, nnd Lis bashful
glances were answered by yet more ard
ent ones, until, wben bo finally essayed to
rival bor boldncsi she would tura away
aud smile ns sweetly elsewhere, and be
awoke to find himself head over litels in
lovo with tbe areatest flirt lu school?
But es tbty prew older be was certain
Jennie improved, until one bright morn
ing tbo very brightest of bis life tbo
pant was nil secured by that letter of all
loiters, that auswered bis etifliuimiible
epistle from the academy, and assured
him tbat she, Jennie Hanlan thought.
les, wayward Jenuio Haulan would be
his owu true sweetheart forever nud ever
- nnini.
Hnw much longer this young roan of
twenty-three would have suffered such
communions as these to drive bis nunt's
advice from bis bead was never lestid,
for just tl en a step was beard, and with
It another, and a rrmarlably gruff voico
announced that they would.slon there.
Almost instinctively the Lieutenant
kept very still, but nuntural curiosity led
him to peer through tbo foliage where
the travelers bad sealed themselves. They
were not a specially n fined or attractive1
brace of tnnrists, or such ns would Yuakb'
cnngenUI company in n back alley on a
duk night, ir one might judge from ap
pearances. It shonbl be enld that they
were dressed in considerable better si jle
than tho model tramp, but their clothes
e'ined to speak rather or former splen.
nors than or fntnre hopes of a sttling
rather than a rising sun. But their con-;
versatlon was decidedly more interesting
than tbduselves.
"Ho was a Irim-cnt youngster, wasn't
In?''
"AH brass buttons arc," came the surly
answer.
"And so sweet on the girl that I gol
j-nlons cli. Jack?" with n herolo effort
t arouse bis companion from s'.npir.
But J ck appeared wrapped In Ibnnght
and so was the Lieutenant. A great ligb'
was kMning out from a most unexpected
xonrce. Ilirry Luiders stood for tbe
"brass buttons,'' and Jennie Iltnlan wan.
out riding with bim, and the bitter sus
picions of last night returned with ten
fold force.
"Now, Jick. you nre a bit envions of
me!" slid the m-iie tulkativa ono. with a
uriin senso of the humorous which Jack
didn't seem to npprrciate.
' I was wnndeilng wlint the time Is.''
It seemed an iniiocut nnd reas-inablo
niamur of wonder, lint lu companion
looked nt bim ircrnrlitly. Jack"
answering ptauca appeared to satUfied
bim
It's a go, Jack; but I bate to frighten
tbo girl."
"O:' conrso," answered Jack, with nn
oath; "ebo might cnt your ncq'inlntaDCB.
or.reluo your baud nt the next dancn."
Tbo primness or the remark brought n
lourl 'U.ilba!" Iroru bis companion,
which Jack instantly suppressed with
bis scowling looks.
Tbo idea lhat the pay young cavalier
and object of bis parslon would soon be
lhat way seemed to furnish food for re
flection for all three, and tbe old silence
oruaturo's spot csrae back. It could not
have lasted long, but It seemed a (ullage
to Lieutenant Stockton.
Again the coy glances of Jennie Han
Ian were stealing towards bim, nnd then
she was beseeching blm to defend ber.
When bad bo dreamt of a greatsr privl
legt? When would bis sabre to gayly have
leaped from its scabbard? But bis arm
shrauk back now, ns there was pollalion
in the cause. lie was asked to re-establish
the throne of treachery and crown
tbe queen of ccquettes.
lie would one no more for Jennie Han
lau than fcrnuy bnmau being, not so
much as for tbo beggar (long tbe way;
nnd yet suppose be didn't what then?
What mattered it all? And" bo stole to
wards tbo sorrel, unfastened ber, and felt
for bis revolver.
Thero was a heavy step crushing the
nnder-brnab behind blm, and tbeu the
sensation of tbe weight of a hemisphere
falling upon bis bead, and tbe earlb
seemed to rise up loutrJa biui aud all
Was blank.
It was n strange place where Lieuten
ant Stockton nest found himself. He
was wulkitw ou n level plait), which pre
sented uo object as lur as bis eye oould
r.iieh.
Suddenly n man of stunted growth
: seemed to spring tip from tbe uronud
before blru. Tbe more tbe Lieutenant
matched Ultn tbe better he was satisfied
Live and Let Live."
PA SATURDAY, APRIL 4 , 1885,
that be bad met blm before, but b,U per
foot idontltlciilion was possibly prevented
by Ibe Inexpressible sadtless of bis face.
"What makes you unhapp?" asked
tbe Lieutenant.
"Because I'm dead," was the abrupt
reply.
Tim Lieutenant Involuntarily shud
dered, nnd again looked about blm over
tbe plaiu.
"And whttt place is this?"
"Hell!"
And the eyes leered up nt him with so
exnlliuR a grimsoe that the Lieutenant
started back, w hilst the only name be had
ever known bim by in the other world
leaped lo bis lips.
"Jack!"
"But "J.-.ck" bad as suddenly vantahed
as he had appeared, aud tho Lieutenant
was only lelt lo wonder If Hrrv Laudcrs
.bad killed hitn nud saved Jennie.
Then n gloomy castle rose before him,
and the Lieutenant entered a door that
opened before hini. Ha was In a library,
elegantly furnished.
But bis entrance bad attracted anolb
cr'H attention, nud a young man looked
up from his writing It was Harry
Liuders.
To Bay tbat Lieutenant Stockton was
surprised is to suppose tbat anything
could surprise him now, but there was a
pjssiouule exultation wbiab turned him
instantly to bauut bim with "Sbnme!"
and "Devil!" He had indeed been met
amorphosed into one.
Both oemed to know all. nnd ns narry
started up bo drew bis revolver. Almost
slmtilaneously the library of tbe strange
castle beard the sharp reports ring down
Us corridors and galleries.
Lieutenant Stnokton could feel the hot
lead hissing through his brain, but bo
was living through bis agony; this world
knew no death. Yet be reeled aud stag
gered, his eyes yet fixed ou Hirry Lau
ders. When n stream of blood burst from
the boy's forehead he conld have cried
out with joy only ha was too weuk, and
fell to the floor.
That moment a sorecn to the light sud
denly seemed nrenobtd apart, aud
Jenuie Haubn, with dishevelled hair
and pallid cheeks, rmhed between thero.
Lieutenant Stockton seemed only liv
ing now to wntab her first movement.
Sho tottered towards blm, but be rudely
pushed ber back, aud ironio illy begged
her uot to be as false to Harry as to bim.
' Why, Itohertl''
And as bis own name was sounded In
tho old way, he seemed to fall asleep de
spite bimseir.aud vben be awoke be was
in bis own room at borne, and Jeunie
Uunlan was bidding blm keep quiet or
tbo doctor would not lot ber stay.
M "Send lor bim!'' muttered tbe Lieu
tenant,
"Mr. Landers will go," though her
voice trembled as she spoke.
"Liniers be banged!" exclaimed tbo
Lieuteuaut.
Whereupon Jeunie IUnlaq burst out
crying.
"Ob, why do you speak to me so.Ilob-
en?"
"And when did you see Harry last?"
inquired tho same lrpnlcal voice.
''Ouce, since the night be called witb
yon bete a few moments ago but at
tho sight of bim yon raved so tbat tho
doctor bauished bim from tbe premises,
"Were you not out riding with him on
Thursday afternoon?"
A light seemed breaking over Jennie
Ilaulau's mind, nud it shed its bright
u ess over her pale face.
"Hiding with Mr. Lenders? No, in-
ileeil! Anil did they knock all your
brains out, dear Lieutenant?" with an
effort to suppress hi r gathering mirth
"And now tell me. Ribert, If you have
bo u jeilnus ever since Mr. Liuders nnd
Nellie H.irding round you so badly burl
last night ou their stopping near lb
Forest?-'
Aud tbe tempting lips were bent so
close to h!s that the Lientenaut forgot
bis headache nnd kissed them.
MiscMefls Wrought
by bad cuikiug, tough meats, late hours
business worries, irregular livers, sour dis
positions, evil digestion and impure blond.
Much of this mischief cm be overcome by
the use of Brown's Iron Bitters the best
Innir ever made. Mrs. Emille Crawford
Heldsviil, Ga , writes, "Alter trying
Dniwn's Iron Bitters we sre persuaded that
It is all that it rlaims tn be a good and
reliable tonic." Thousands of others speak
iu jiao manner.
Sold short Shoe pegs,
Pure royalty needs no cbromo.
, .Teach spy The orchard walcbmao
. A roar recrnit-Tbe dandy lion.
The early riser catches tbe malaria,
A donkey has more brayiu'a than
sense.
A. giggling girl is worse than a crow
ing hen.
xho giit-eogeti girl will wear a
chroma complexion.
Drunkenness, or the Liquor Habit, can be
cured by admtmsterinsr Dr. Haines'
Golden Speclflc,
It can be given in a cup of coffee or lea
without the knowledge of tbe person taking,
it, effccting.a speedy and permanent cure,
whether the patient is a moderate drinker
or an alcoholle wreca. Thousands of
drunkards baye been mado temperate men
who have taken the Golden Specifja in thtir
coffee without their knowledge, and to day
believe lby quit dnnklngof their own free
will; No harmful etleoUi rosult from Its
idmlniitratlon. Cures guarintsed. Circulars
and testimonials sent free.
Address, Gt.nr.N Srsoirto Co.,
185 U.co St., Cincinnati, 0.
When the ligot wut oat Moses
bunted for a matob.
Prosperity flttlers a nun, but, ad-'
verslty tt-itteus bim, i 1
Breaches of promise those your
tailor didn't briug home. ' '
Never take uffeuc. A (ramp was"
arrested the other dy for taking a feuoe'
Tbe lootl. lock shines while bo wortey
bpt Ibelsty mau whines w,illa be birks.
Tbe chap who prvdtcted thai Mirch
would come in like a liou should bo
lamb-ed.
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If
'TIs the will that makes the action good
or ill.
Little things console us because little
things afflict us.
Cheerfulness is an excellent wearing
quality. It has been called the bright
weather of the heart.
Tho fire-fly only shines when on the
wing; so It Is with -the wind) whenoncawe
rest we darken.
An English hoarding bouse keeper calls
bimseirPhqinix, because he sites from h,i
hsshei every morning,
Bucklen'a Arnica Salve-
The best, saiye in the world for cult,
briiisot, sores, ulcers, silt rhuem.fever tores,
tetter, ciiappel hntnu, r.niibianiis, corns,
and nil skin eruptions, and positively rurc
plies, or tin iy requireil. It is guaranteed
to give perfect aatiafaotion, or money re
funded. Trice 25 oents per box;.
The loveliest faces are to bt seen at
moonlight, when one sees ha'lf witb tbe eye
and half with the fancy.
To most men experience Is like the
clem lights of a ship, which lllumins only
the track it has passed.
Social etiquette Next we shall have n
coat tall flirtation oode. laving the tails
eovored witb mud will mean '! don't like
her father."
Never Give Hp.
If you are sullering wilh low and de
pressed spirits, loss of appetite, general de
bility, disordered biood, wesk constitution,
headache, or any diteate of a bilious na
ture, by all means procure a botlto of Eleo
trie Bitters. You will be surprised to tee
the rapid improvement that will follow ;
you will be Inspired with new life, strength
and activity will return, pain and misery
will rease, and henceforth you will rejoice
in the praisa of Electria Bitters Sold at
Gfty cents a bottle by Thomas, the druggist.
Culinary Item ; Scrambled snakes'
eggs are the new dlih.and as yet there seems
to ho no particular directions fur preparing
them in the cook books.. We would sug
gest, however, that you go out Into the
country until you find a tioit with eggt.and
then, when tho snake puts lit its appear
ance, it will oo ui e natural to you Id loraui
hie tome.
Tho prudent mathorgots his work in
from the club window. He docs thit to
ayoid the club of a big brother.
' 'Iticher Ihan Croesus."
"Now the only Cicesus that I envey is
be who is reading a better book than this,"
exclaims rt.llip Gilbert Hatnerton oyer a
choico volumo. Thousands of others, loyerj
of good books, rejoice in tbe same way,
daily, over the chnica books of the"Literar
ary Revolution," published at such mar
velously low prxes that he who chooses can
become a "Orceins." Read Mr. Alden't ad
vertisements which appear regulur'y in
our columns. They aro worth reading.
They tell of a man out West who was
putting a blast in n well, and It went of
premil'ircly and blew himjnto an sppla
tree about fifty feet away. In a moment
he recovered himself, snd remarking, "Tbo
Lord knows better than I do. alter all; I
guess it's about lime to go pruning," took
a large pruning knife from bis pocket and
set tn work.
We should giye at we recelye, cheer
fully, quickly, and without hesitation, for
there is no graeo in a benefit that sticks to
the fiugers.
Sliiloh's Vitullrer is whst you need for
Constipstion, Loss of Appetite, Ditiiness
and all symptoms of Dyspepsia. Trice 10
and75 cents per bottle. Sold by W. F. Bierv,
Weissport, Dr. C. T. Horn Lehtghton.
Crnup.Wbooping Cough nnd Bronchitis
immediately relieved by Shilnh's Cure,
Hold by W. F. Uiery Weittport. Dr. C. T.
Horn Leliigbton.
That hacking Cough ran be en quickly
cured liv Shilnh's Cure. We guarantee It.
Sold b W. F. Diery Weittport, Dr. C. T.
Horn Lehighlnu.
Will you suffer wilh Dyspepsia snd
Liver Complaint? Shilnh's Vitalixer Is
Euarantee l to cure you. Sdd by W. F.
Bicry Welsport, Dr. C. T. Horn Lebightnn.
Sleepless nights, made miserable by that
terrible ciiugh Shilnh's Cure is lh remedy
tor you. Sold bv W. F. lliery Weissport,
Dr. C. T. Horn Lehighlon.
Catarrh Cured .health and sweet breath
secured, by Shilnh's Catarrh Remedy. Trice
30 rents. Nasal Injector free. Sold bv W.
F Biery Weissport Dr. C. T. Horn Lehigh
ton.
For lame bock, side or chest, use
Shilnh's Porous Plaster. Tries 25 cents.
S dd bv W. F. Biery Weissport, Lr. C. T.
Horn Lehighlon.
Shilnh's Cough and Cuntumption Cure
Is sold by us on a guarantee. It rur-'S Coii
sumpti'iii. Sold bv W. F. Biery Weissport,
Dr. C. T. Horn Lehighlon.
There is a deep significance in silence.
Were a man forced lor a length of time but
to hold hispeace.it were in most rases an
incalculable benefit to his insight. Thought
works in silence, so does virlno. What
folly would one avoid did the tongue be
quiet till the mind bad finished end was
calling for utterance.
William McKnew, IS! Fayetle street
Bsllimoro, Md., says: I believe' Favorite
Remedy' is a good mtdHne. If it doing
me more coon man anvthlngi ever triad
end I havo tried almost everything for I
am a Suflrrer from dyspepsia." While
"Favorite Remedy" is a siecirie in stomach
and bladdsr diseases, it is equally valuable
in cases of bilious dlsoulers, noiistipatinn of
meuoweis ami a'l class in in. apparently in
separable from the niDititutlons uf women
A Chicago man who was sleeping with
a brace of revolvers under his pillow was
robbed tbe other night. He has thrown
bit revolvers dawn a well and married a
woman who snores.
There are two ways or being bappy-s
we may either diminish oar wants nr aug
ment our means. The result Is the same;
and it is for etch man te decide for himself,
and to do Ibst which may happen to be the
easier.
''Hot .are wo ever gilngto get lb rough
our spring and summer's work ? We sre
atl run down, tired out before It begics."
ai tay many a farmer's rmily. We ant
wr, go to yourdrugi.t and payfivedol.
Iirslorslx bjttletof Ayer's Sareapirillt,
This is just tbe medicine you need, and
will pay you compound lulerest on tbe lo.
vestment. ,
Gossip is a sort cf smoke that oomes
from tho dirty pipes of those wha diffuse it;
it p-iives nothing but tbe bad testa of tha
smoker.
A Tennessee -woman has trained a dog
t 'drirs brer and ohew tnbjoco. N"W vu
will Sen lhat women will neyar marry. She
has r.g u-f forAiP'l.riiupil flip hiuise,
Subscribe for tbe Casbjh Advbciik
culy Jl-00 e year,
a Year if Paid in Advance.
not paid iu advance, $1.25
Harass
oasataiaiaaa..
HEALTH HINI8
Never snoro.
Never begin a djnncr witb pie.
Never sleep in your overshoes.
Never sleep on the floor lu winter.
Never ride a thin horse bire-bick.
Nevet waU fiiiten miles before breaks
fast,
Never oury o barro) of potatoes on
your bead.
Never pqt your feet n tbe fire to warm.
tliem,
Never swallow your food before you
chew it.
Never jump Oflt of the wlqdaw for a
short-put-
Never sleep with your feet higher than
your head.
Never dt)nk more than you can carry
comfortably.
Never gtvo a tramp your summer
clothing jn the winter.
Never jump moro tbn,n, ten; feet to patch
a ferry-boat.
Never go to sleep at night with all tbe
windows open.
Never leave the as turned on when
you retire at night,
Never strain your eyes looking for
faqts iu your neighbor.
Never sit by a red-hat stove witb a
eeal-skla cap aud ulster on.
Never thrust yoqrknlfs more than laf
way down your throat.
Never wear eyo-glaeses lo improve your
personal nppearanoe.
Never break tbe ice to take & frltb dar
ing tbe winter months.
Never kick nt an infuriated boll-dog
when you have slippers ou.
Never jump out of bed la the morning
beforo you bear the first bell.
Never let your clothes dry on you wben
you arc caught iu tbe ran.
Never put your head uuder tbe grate
when you want to blow the fire.
Never leave tbe kerosoae-can where
the cook may have free acoess to it,
Never test tbe edge of your razor on
your thumb-nail or strop it on tbe palm
of your band.
Never walk into a parlor at a reoeptlcu
and put your feet ou tbe msntel-plece.
It will cause tbe blood'to run to your
Lead.
These hints will be found thoroughly
trustworthy and reliable. Therefore
tbe Invalid wonld do well to out them
out and paste tbcm on tbe inside or bis
or her oranium.
SHOULD BE 8IDE-TRACKED.
Tbe lollop leg jokes, and subjects of
jokes, should be called lu and retired
from circulation. Their length of ser
vice entitle tbcm to a rest ;
Tho origlual and antiqie mule Joko.
The low, sarcastic fling at tbe mother-in-law.
The man wbo didn't know it was
loaded. -
Tbe keroscne-oll girl.
Tbe small boy and the green spple
or the green boy and tbo email apple. '
The water-melon-oollo nave.
Tbe editor wbo is obliged to retire
during tho laundrylug of bis sblrt.
The tough beefsteak, the railroad
sandwich, and tbe celluloid spring
chicken.
Tbe ubiquitoi red ants at tbo picnic.
Tbe toy pistol.
Tbe embezzling bank cashier.
Tbo decreasing site of the straw berry
box aud peach crate.
The long hair on tbe husband's coat
collar.
Hair iu tbe butter.
Hiir in the bosh.
Hair hauglng on tbe back of a cbair.
Hair on toast.
The young man wilh a flute.
The sly wiuk at tbe soda fountain.
The msn who pawned bis ulster.
Tbe euchre deck in tbo minister's
Tho bar of soap left on tbe fctairvvny .
Herculean butter.
Jokes on Bjeoher.
Talmage.
Henry Bergb,
Susan B. AnlhODy.
Dr. Mary Walker,
Young-man-afi.ald.of- tbe - old - man'
boot,
The yon'jg mn and fresh pe'nt, or
toe iresu man aud young paint,
Tbe hotel clerk.
Toe wife aud tbe new spring bonnst.
Husband being out lata at tbs lodge
The fly on tbe baldbeaded mine bead.
DOMESTIC. INFELICITY-
Two negro women met ou Austin
Avenue. '
"Has yer beard from yer husband Gabs
ainoe bo done luff yet? '
"I got one letter from him ontir tbe
postoffloe."
"I spo'-e, after da way be bused and
beat yer, dat yer sent it baok to him
widont openin' II?"'
'You jsss bet I didn't open do letter
after da way be treated me. No.Indeel,
i uuin t. ra tea bim In bis cofflin fust
'Bat dar mout bab been a flve.dolla.r
qui in ins letter.
No, dir, wnrn't no flve-dollar bill In
de letter ; de low mean, wnfless, yeller
moHc."
"How does vo Vuow that, ef yer didn't
open uo leueii"
'I got my sister to open de letter. He
wanted me lor send blm bis wor and
tie Btova-r!nbb de low, njoau, wnflesa
niiser."
BliASISD HOPES,
An Auilju landlord, who was la n
tight place tltmncially, sent bis sou, a
rather fr-'sh young mau, to Ibe tenaut lo
oolUct the rent, Oa tbe youug man's
tel liming iu biUriom mood, tho fatbtr
exulaimed
"Thnnk hraven ynu are book, and
witb tho ipone"y, I ho ir."
"He couldn't liny all of it right then.
so I ooiiaeulcd to lake half of It,"
That .all light Give It lo me." j
'Ho illdu'l bay II," j
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-SaUeriberorthoO A.tooat. "
iealy 9lCa year
The Carbon Advocate
An fndeponJcmt Family !TerrTppW
Published ovory eATfjliPAY, it
Lehighlon, Carbon Co.,l"n., by
HAUltY V. niOItTIIIITIETt,
Omci b.KvyAY, a sboit, dWns;e try or !
the LchlRli Valley r P.. DepU
Terms; por An in Mranc
rvtiiv ncfiTOmtoR.ar rtsr.x ASDfit.Tr
Job Pritiner
AT VCltV LOW THICKS
s
-THE
ST TONIC.
This medicine, comWntoS Iron wilh rmro
yogctablo tonics, quicUy end completely
I uree liTSnepeln, Indigestion, Vfnkrtcns,
I m pnro ll lood, Jlalarla.CUllU and Fevvre.
and Jsruralfln.
I t is an unfailing! remedy for Ebcercc of tbe
Kidneys nnd I.lvcr.
It Is Invaluable. for Diseases pcctillnr to
Women, and all who lead (sedentary lives.
It does not Injure the teeth, cause beadrtebcor
produce constipation ofier Iwn medkmrmla.
. Itcnrlchesntid purifies the blood.stlmnlatcs
he appetite, aida the assimilation of food, re
lieves Heartburn nnd Jtclchlnif, pud slrcncth
am the muscles and nerves.
For Intermittent Fevers, Lassitude, Lacked!
Cneri!yiAo.,ithaanociuaL
V The prnutno bea above trarto murk end
'rossod red lines on wrapper. Tnke no oilier,
'aiUMishj iu,scnrxicitpoTn4LTiaonx,H
For San-,eth,lnfi Very ST'" In 'he Wey of,
Lidiss', Geql's and Children's
BOOTS, SHOES & GAITERS,
QO TO
Peter Hem
eppotlte the Pablls Square, B,4KK Street
Lehlfhton, where you will and a Large eru5,
Fashionable Stock to, select from atLo.wcJt
Cash Prlocc. Also Ladles' and (dent's
Boots ani Mi Haie to Orier
on sho notice. Best Material and Work,
taanshlp guaranteed. 1'rlccl are fully a
Low as olsenbere. Your pfclrenage Is ver
cordially tnrltcd. r 10-mJ
H. H. Peters.
THEJ TAILOR,
Terr Mod.rate Trices aad Porfect fits Is the
motto or this Estaellshmsst. YOU ere Id
vtted te Inspect goods.
H. It. PETEIIS,
Post Office Balldlng, BANK 6tre
A prllM. 15H- Lshluhton, 1
Marvelous Story
TOW ID TWO LETTERS.
FROM THE SON :
" OmtVososr My father resides nt Glover,
Vt. IJe has been a great sufferer froa Scroti
cj. arid tho Inclosed letter will tell you w bat
Maxvalas effect
Ayer s Sarsapariila
baahtd lahJsewc, I ttkak t!3 blood ones
have ecaitalned tbe Lstor for at least tea:'
yew; lutltdldnstilKiixetpilii the form,
ef a ecrofu:oci core cytee wr!s,t, until about
five years sgo. Frci icw rpote which ap-'
penv! at that ttaj. ti, gradually spread so aa
to cover bla ccttrx tody. I assuro you be waa
terribly aeilctwl, d aa ebjwt ol pity, wbca
be begin using your tacdidos. Now, tiers aro
few inou of bis moo who enjoy u good health
as be baa. I could cjutfy niae City persona,
w ho woul tcjCfy to tt Suts in bis case.
Vourstrujv, TV, .M. TmLWS." .
FROM THE FATHER:
a i)4ty tor me to state to you tbo benefit I
have derived froa tbo wo of
Ayer's Sarsapa4,illa,
Six mouths ami was ocmidetelT ooverod with
a terrthlq boruo,- d Krofaleus sores. Thfl
hwnor csnsfd, as lsocasut and lntolerablci
Itching, and the akls cracked ao oa to utua
Ue Ut4 o 6av m many plaoet wheMver
1 movsd. 2Jy sufferinca vera ftrtt nn.t
life a bujdea. I ajpimeocxl tSi'oso of tbe.
H reeajarl alr m time. My condition
.SJ5 lWOTJ u onoa. Tbe sores bare
all hCAlvd.asd 1 fool nerfaotlr well Ih e.r.
reapo htlag ngw able to do a good daya
Ayeb's SAuaar-ABitM, qiover, Vt-, Oct,'
a, US. Yours itatef oily.
IIHUU Tjulupj,'!
ATM's SAnsArABtlU. cures Rrmr,,i.
nnd all 6crorulo.ll Oomnlalni.. t?,..i.
Ut, Erjema, Rlnnworm, Illotchea.
buret, polls. Tuiuoi a. anil 1'emitln.ia .
tbo tkln. It clears the blool of .11 i
ritifj, aula digestion, sttiimlatea the action of
the bowels, and thuj restores vitality and
Mreostbep! tpe whole ejstem,
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