Advertising Rates. I he Carbon Advocatl An Indepeanlon Fnrallr SctCTiBpo Published.' ctcry -Af-RlJAti ja Lehighton, Carbon Co., To., by li.vitny y. nipjf5jMEK. llip LchlisU Valley R. n. bcy.' Terms; $1.00 wj&m U iim trtnx Dtscwrtios or tiMX 4p ntef We dcstro t to be dlstlnelly understood I "At no advertisements will l.o Inserted lu Iho columns of Tub C a neon Adtocatk thai Way be received from u,uknnwn parties or lerms unless accompanied by the cash, The ioUqwlHg are our oxtv terms t nun stjUAnr. (10 lints), Ono year, ench Insertion lOcts, Bx months, each insertion .,. IJets, Throo months, each insertion...,., 20 eta, TI. V. MoRTHtMun, Jr Publisher. INDBPEUDBITT-" Live and Lot Live." Sl.QQ a, Year if Paid in Adv.mcQ. ijcas than three month?, first insartion SI cacli subsequent lucorlioii 2 cts, Loosl notices In cents lor line. ' II, V. MouTitiincti.Jr., Publisher. VOL. XIII., No 19. LEIIIGHTON, OAKBQN COUNTY, PA., SATU1DAY, MAUCH 28, 1885, If not pid in advance, $1.2$. Attorneys & Counsellors. SI. KAl'SIIEK, ATTOItrlEY AND OOU-NSEbWU AT LAW, Cans Stsir.l.I.tnionioi'.PA. R-eAlt.ststsiinit Collection Acsncv Vf 111 itnvsnd f U Il.al Kitsta. CdflTejnf;n.iftljrilOBf Cel. Sitlon promptly lflsd. Settling Kttates of Df identsa spacldlr. Mttv bt cousultad In r'njtllrh nclUrinia. Nct.iS. T. A. isNVUKIt. ATTUItNKY AT LAW. CJrriCK- Corner of Bank Street it B,inkvy 2od bulldlni? above ttio Carboa Advocate Prlntlnsc Olflcc. May 18, ISSS-uiO'J J.CII lUHTOJf. Physicians suid. Dentists. j-n. w. w. nv.imi PHYSIC IA AND BT.'BOEON, DANK STRl'.ET, T.CItltWTO.V. 1) FF1CE oura at PrrvllIo from a.m., lu Win, dally, Hay bo conrpltod In tlio -nullah or Ocrman LanguaKC, II ay IT, 'S. A. IER1I.VMK, 51 ., " nivsiciAN avd si'iianox Bperlnl attention jvild to Cnronc PUssse,. URlee: South Kafct comer Iron angina i-tr..I.p bljhlon.Pn, Apri'll. IB75. lti;m:i:, M. i. 1). S lixnmliiliig Snrp;eon, pnAUxrcjsa fiiym(;ax nmisotta-QX. pcricif liank Sticnt. Kuncii'i. lit-ons. Lraip.li ton. rn. 3!ny be consulted lu tUo Germ n LaiiKiiaue. - T?nv. 3 ' REMOVED, v. G. M. Senile, Pliyslciaii & Surgein, ?las iloniavcd lil tiffii'i- and Krsldcnce rr"tn necawl St.ti.mtttTIl Strpo'.ln tho boll Unit formerly occupied l,v A, .1 IKii.i.rxiiiiuii, ivherc ba will ho plespod In so his (rleiids nnd patrjns. ifSvOt'FlUE M"int-.: from 0 to 0 o'clock P. II. March 31, 1833. yTATSabettoia, D.D.S., JJKAKCIlOFMCi.- uppui.lc Olauss. llru's Bank St-, Lohlghton, Pa. Dentistry In 1 Its branches. Teeth rx fracteil without p-iin. ias ailiiilnltisrcd rrhtiu rcntt'dvd ufflce li-ye W CUM.-- liAV ul nodi week I'. II. AthlrcsS. l.ny.KNUElta, l.oluxli county, Tn. Jan. 3, IB 5-ly. W. A. Oortrisht, D.B.S., OFFICE: Opti'sitethc'Miroailway IIous' Mauch Olutnk, Pa. l'Alloa'S livvo tlm licneflt ot ma l itott Itu nrovoraenH In tuo liiniul nni'llanees and the ujst meth I' f "r utiucnt l:i all turtle j! tasns. ANJltsrillirio ailmlnimicil II 4alrdf . IV pns.l'd, pt-'rS'ins reading cutuli! ef VUvuli UUuiilc thauld ! .Uu cngasi-iiisnis ly mill. H8l A BOOK ON Deafness & Catarrh. The nbnve nnnd hnnU rncar I'D iiaai-s fcy IHI. SIIDKM .A ftllll, t lie wi ll.Uii.mni'.v l irlnived Aor.il Surgeon, nlllbi font Irie 5n .my ndJna. Hwrv fiml'y rbould ); ivc liimlc. 'l'llo "inli IS lllUSiralt'd, Ull'l lUb J) ex4'l,tbislu plain Linisua o all Diseasrs cftlie EAS ana CATARRH. And how to trc.it Hi'.'.'-o uljmciits sciCCEj.rijH). AwlriES. .Dr. C E. Shoemaker, 013 Walnut Ftrcct, UKAIUSy, IV. Dee. D.J83J ly QABSON HOUSE, li VOIJEVHOSH, I'ltOI'RIETOH, llAXKSr,, IjUUIUIIPJI, I'a. Tki fJASiM Uoms "IIts It rut-class neonin- r')lllMii. to l to Iiik publl.-. lixif.lini: tt li ly or !( un I "i'.l To"" Ul,tli U)t i"- Wlnoj oud i.iquois nlnay-un jjnJ. tio t She Is hij.1 SuljicH. nlili alter tiu Untlurj, 4tta.iiif I. Atirll to-vl. j3vt;iir.itru. nou.i.. Mwj- totveen M iur( CLun a f.cli.'Ktiton l.i;uJ'UI,ll MCYUR, rno?v.JitTO, rckurtnn. rciu'jl. This I.C1171 Inn, 1 Is iiilvniraUv Ntlttcil, .nil his Ihn l.4l a.s;.Mnivndiil tor oernnin. ut nd traiisteai rirlt'r. I- xvollfiit iatd nd the ry luatliaHS. .Iu Htio s.t iblcs HUeuo.l, .se;n lvl. Mauch, Chunls House, 6a(U6)3ni;. Street, MjiikI; (J)iuttk. 1'cona., 'I'. F FiClli!, rroprhtoi When vliltlnc nt Hm (Munty Scat lids )lnte will f-vtil tu ha t;rM-cl.ia tn rury r)i. poet. WJ cs, Il(jV.tr, I.:ut kr. i'itiTf 04 wtkor iuiit3i'f urel QUilltvu the Har uritii very luu-Jcrjli?. I itri'iioyif ul!iilcu. ,).:.'. USt Saloon anil Manrant 1143 Vino St, IJtiJaijlpaijs. Donnia Crilbert, Proprietor. Tkq I'nr Ij funrlilicd Willi eliolcb Olpirs. frsflt ItX'T, an.t othor rt-frcpUniontii. lur roni frora thu l.elilIj Valley yielUni; I'lilli iKItdil&aro ritueoilally invito to sue ll. tl.l.ciitr. Mureli lSl-tr. ItAUDEXtlUSII Hi'puctlally annonncs in llio pulillt lliat bo tost op.as.l a NT. XV I.lVl'.UY SV Mlf,K lu lUHta'ttlon with Ha tuul,, and la ifipwcd tu f uracil T-uis or I on thorirst nalleouod moit llbtfnl-.ernis. All orders left i tho "Carl, .u It. .urn'' rill rue, u pro hi pi attnt.io stable oil t'vnh S reel, nU tha hold, leUxhn. aur--W 1 Tinif7Il Sesdeeenls for itao,'in Ire A r II I . P, eel If "" ly i"x ol l0ls H 1 i.UUU,-,h niii ,ci . yH U more inoay rlzht sway than unyi lit ntc eU In this teorU. All. r ilkr hums I frvin erst hour The hroa. way to foriiuw gj,n bo. I for th wnrV' r. nlnoliMelv suro AtAiueo I arkW- Tiioh aOa.. Augusta. Ma. . Iec- tny ! flr-syr'.itf niv ittti-.rr:Y.ia.ui..ni.u ' V,xW 11.HJT and Su.o: Makbr, IWO St. blyhton AA work warT9til. 'jrXSit 3 III T J. w. Thomas' Drug Stpre, GREAT Just received a large stock of the very latest paterns of apers -AND r which I offer at the fol lowing reduced prices: Gilts, 26 & 30c, White Blanks,1Q&12c. Brown B's 7, 8 k 10c. Ail must be sold in a few months. Call at DRUG STORE for bargains, litivljifjs' Old Ftnnd, l5anlc Sticet, uanGirroN, T, J, BUETNEY, Ucopectr lly nnnouncey to tho merchants of I.Milchinn an-l others that ho U pii'liarcd to tioall Muds ul , Hauling of Freight, Express Matter and I3aggaje at very reasinablo pr'eflc. Ily prompt at tention to all unit rc h hop,', tr, merit a rli.iro ot puhllc piitrnua.-o. K(siil(uce. coinir of Pino'antt Iron trtei, Lchlghli n, Ta. (irdors lor liiulini; left at i". M. sweeny t Soni Muro will reooivo J routpt attention. T, J. 1JRETN-V. - Oct. i:,18Sl3m. X OONVRVANUER, AND Q KITE UAL IIISURA17CE AGENT The .'y'.iowlnj; Conpinlrft me Iit?i!. nted: ltsi.a ) mu ruAi-iant.. HK.i DINQ JIUrUAT riRC, Wyoming rn;u, M:illOIi FITlU.nniltlie TnAVni.IMiS AUCIDI'T INt'lUiA.K(3i: Al 101111 IV.IUH ninl Mllttlitl Ilo.'at) Tlitcf ctcc ko mm IU'rafp Ci utrnnv. Marc-iSI.IST? TJlQy. If lMJSIJI3a. I I x in- w v will mall j u Irir, JUl , rn,il. nlhtll.lo f.lllll Ic iiYL f'l' tliuL will put nn lii tint wii v if mnk lug morn mum y In n lw i'ny limn ynji ter iliutitflit o e.lil . tit ii nv laiflijotf, ('ii)ntnl li'ti rrqu'rf'l. Vim cm II i o yt (inpip nmt work hi piru tint" unly. ur t lie ijjt'c A II ii it)t Ii Pt-v 5. it ill I nc f, y:j'.ii!tll ni(Viftil. fit e. tity i- CO imiIIv rjiiiu-tl iv f v yaua i liai 'ill vJi'i vTiint woil, m,y ti.t tlrluf. iww( w ililiun .n r 1 1 lit! tWt 'I mil I nhouroiiit well fituflctl Vr 1 1 1 6iv if 1 ... far ilia iHiul.l" ( ;v)tti u u. J till tar'lt'iil irl. J rtiimi, -lc , kciii lto. Jm iti no i.iv iit-nlivlv bur' lor nil WHiflinl ntiiNcc Jimn tk-Uy. AtJUnr. bT.au- & o. P r'l 11 1, Mittju. DCIMIom, Central Drug Store, PfipeiiU tho Carbon House," Bajjk Strcol; Lohighion, fa., Hcc; s a lull supply of Pure Unigs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Stationery & Choice Cigars, Choice Wines and L'rjuors for Medicinal purists I'icreriptlona very catefully pom p iuuded, day or iii.ld. Afso. just rerrived, an Immense stock ot Kuin-.t and luosl I'upular Dillons In Wall Papers AND r Borders, which lio Is offrrlni;at Pi Ices lully as low as tho same qualities and Patterns can be not In the Ciller. Jl jou sro about redecorating your hoir.e, call and see states ,and learn tho piles bi'f.iie puichailiu; e 1st win re. IScii-eiulier. WtllCli.NTK.M. liKCU Bti-c, Fch,'J. l pu. D, T. IIOIIN. Onnn finn10!'"1"'"' aciven nway, t!ci.t h.l I i ll" "vo t,"", I" ''"i"'. nd ly of i&O'wl or Ur-o faljvo, iliat will risrt iui In ork thai ill sit tice Irlni; jouin luooey ftur tlun hi y'lilni! e:o In .iiotrlc.i All si'oul Die floo.oou in p;es'iit lt(i each box. icetua MiMile.l ever wlicne.of either hex, of all aiies, (or all Iho time, cr sparo tliooouly, tow r lor us (t thrown homes Fortunes tor all workers f.itfot4loy assured. Iioq'a deliy. II. IJa'.lkit & Co., Portland, Me. luelO-ly (J'Suhscribe lor tho Aw vocate, only 1 per year. ttfl lht,llrt.FluTl)P. 1-to'.iru !. r3 1 Ufl In ui .M by ur.;BiM I Onre. Conjttu, CoMT Toartpnr3, Cronr. As' lima, lUa tlUrnxa. Vitro 5f-t. Can- ittm. 'ih'3 QcnxUia Jbr. Kull'M JRP i pffiitwil Tio'lc.ntl;ri ij witt ft!L-f--4lf'J, Catn-rflVf nnt tho l."?raLJS-rrtf.s,irviiiu Maiiilmva of .i.An it. EtSL Chow I,nna;, Pities "'h'j rrrat Vobnrro Am DO ON13 THING WELL. Hv joBEruiNit rnLLAnq. D i nno Ihmr; well, And tt will toll. Jf you will only wait a spell; x4or courage lose, Nor o'er refu ja V'our best endeavors still to use, Tliouh at tho Flart Yiiu may lose heart, Ami tear your crude ilesij;ns aturlj sun u-1'n rkiit pji Until )ou'vo (touo Your lasli, o,qi tuyn a victory Toq. Th.i ftiib'iorn v 1 1 Toils on, until ft meets success and proves its skill; The (ihl inajntifiiiSf Kor e'er complains, And js reivuujed iW its luilus. Tn6ltS wel bee,!!!), II left hall done, Are nt t uiiii'h i;o.m tu any our; Who thus misspends Ills time intends lib hi fill Willi mlds and ends. The matter hand, Can f.imo i'm:ir,iin I, And upike its ii)iire3S on tho laud; Who would e.cel JIu-t ibuibts dispel, And labor to do ouu llijiii; v.'rll. My Diamoncls, We bail been liatlie) for Fcvpr.il years; we qmn-t! n prtly lious?, bail a I'lcif ml cirpia nf lyitiidtf, ijuil onj .ed .ooi.il iiodtiou quite eqau) top;tr ujoibr. .itu desires. .My bt;slmuil was kind olid thoUiibllul Lr lav cuuil'ort. llnultun nwcet ohiblitu 'fuere ta pverjlbui;i to iiiuUu mu tiniiiiy, F.-om ii ohil 1 I l.nd lnngo.l tq fio tho itinM'ssor of di it:imnl.-, J ueytr hiw a lady with h iiuls'iiuB cljaini'iuU tLnt I did nut onyit Ibeiu. I resolved tieyer to many uuli-ss tuy liuhbitnl should bp Itch euoii;!i to giv tuo dlatanudo. Thai I broki' tbin rtfjlvjtioii h cut wom)crlu, lor Hbgsrir did muiry saclly tlietiud of IKriinn liiey bad iletermintil on? Torn nhlle J lorgot uiy lonuiog tor ili.miotiils. Illlt lbe desiru came Li,ik, ylul a.do mu iiHain jiubiippy. At Ktt joy linsliaml rliscoyered my wt.lkucn kli I Ifjeil tu l.i) l; li luo unt ol it. "I did uut know ymi wire so hill) Ellen," be said. "All ibu diamouda in lbe world y.'uuJJ not tu.iku ins Joyo o 11 uioie.1' ' J3.it others wruld. A woman's uncial p-s.twn Uapeuit'i u fi)o(l ileal on her dresH mill j,l. K.v;body ouli,s up to Un- 11-ve,'" ' Mih Hope is n Metling luinian aran frnlii her iliaiipiiidu. I do pot think them bouujinl. Jl is a b.ilb.irm fasli!. Vo I tu HI reonjlrct thut ill blcll ill!) Imbed putiuliieh as A-'i i it ii pruileit to b ivo Mime ul jojjr nowa in ir!erty tlf at you cm bjije l A I r. 1 1 (.'jiinnp.i. ''rbeu v.by woiil.lu'c it bo we o in vent in u lew 'iiamuuds tyeti bert? Yon .iy Ibat pmuiiieriiil ;auips )J1 vlwajji lnipieti iu (bjs ton n try." My Mi-bund lmijlieij. '"Vou nro ii kljjlijhuilvi cili', ' bo cild, ''and jon nb ili b iVo -ntu dl .luuudti. "Ui.iuiouds wilj iijwaja bring juwrly b.it luoy cost." No more uas uiid nbrut the diamonds mi that iit'cnsioii, lint u lew iliiyi latir my busb.iml bruubt imnie a riniier-ritiK ami tuo cur lil'K8. neb il ai-e holil.iire. I ii) )Jcliy'olil. f b;i) nut eiipeptiil 1 .-ucb n huuilMii;io uMt. Fur about u jcor I wore tuy iliainouda on eviry bujlub)e ci.xiii.iiui. Indeed, I wore tin in hiuiietmith, I am ufrnid, on ucCrfsioliH wbioli wire tint stliliible, Unt after iiwhllt) I uut nceuntiiuied even lo llaiQonds. I did not think bulf ko much of them as v.ueii liny Iji.t cijp houie. J oven went out lu evening pail(c8, now and then, without them. 'Wlij haven't ynu juur diamotuU tn. uiUht?'' H)id my bvj sbiiutl nf) otjo of tboe OCOritlloUH, "Oh, I'm tired of wearing tbtm al ny.."" Menuuliilo ibo rrli-is of u7cimoonc I bad m en my liu.li.unj' face clouded for 8evir.il witks, and knew that Mi busluvM win not KOiiiKxm fuViirably, but I bail lio idta of (Lui truth lilt Lo came hniui ono night' ami told (uu tlit we were rulue'il. 'It is b ird," be raid wbea we could talk lbe tu.iltir jijiinly over uioro joaliu ly, '.iIUt vorJili.K h't Iwfli'y 'tuw, tuj ietluiK that ono U KO'tinK obi, to iiavo tu bruin Uft anew, lint llitr1 U nnthiog rlss to bo done. Ku tsauv of my itebtors liavo hilled tlmt I nu! ulnrh iusolveut. I hlmll niaka au assignment and then go out urt.' I uow.bstbtvught myself of my dia minds. I ctiml, esulilngly, that lbe sale of tbo Ibem would gtvo enough, perhaps, tn 1,,-glu life nuew. He siujled Sidle, and J said no more. But TA a It d tn cnr bis Incredulity by show lug blai bow Jsrtn sum J coult) t.ell them for. mi Early tbp nett tiny I went to n jewidtr . .11 ..I .1 It. ,.vtnA 1. f IU IIIDOHU Ul .oeiif, ,l. .uv i.iw .c oil.-red slnRRered nic, it was so small. "I Iboacliti" I qaid In dismay, "lliat diamonds were ahsays worth nearly vybs they cost." "In ordinary times, ruailam," ko said, blandly, "but not now. Nobody lin.s any money to buy diamonds in o crisis liko thn. If I pnrclinsa them I must bold tbeij for yeats. Ferbnlis I may oven have cud tlicm abroad,'' It wai with tears of mortification, not with the-proml exutatinu I bad expecled, lliat I pat Ibo ino'ney I bnd recti ved for my diamonds iuto tuv busbanrt'a bauds uud told bitn my story, "It is not thu last dlsnppolrlrncul itbout thtm you willbaye lo benr.Elleu," boNiid, liisiiug me. "1 heard today iLut jicopje wiro talking of your dia monds. They were niuch linudtioraer than ou over oqubtto Luve worn, it vyiiB said. " I threw Ibo money on tlio floor nnd B'limped on it. "I will not take h cnt of it. (Jive it bapk to your credilors," 1 cijed. "Wtnill shall people daro say I Aire thjugt) tbat nro not my onn?" That in exactly Hip dit-poHio;) I should Iiqvo ailvKed ypu to aiu-e ot the money," Bald my lmsb iti.l. HodgesTheoryt JT3 cnACTiuir, wntxq,.vi t.ild di as LS MANAOIKO EIJiTor. CniT Ul.JN TUE COON'TINO ROOM, Asp V)(K KMPEIJS IS TrjE EDITOllIAI. SANCTC1 inc riNAL Cata-.tr rijE. When I uist John R. Fjurbml; nt tlio Union I) pot. nl JilliHris J 1 1 V" . and h 10- :tiiete) the lunp of luo dolbirri, I una siirpt'jsetl nnd nUocked, liecauso whin I hud l.nt beard of luin be v.'us tho lu.ui- iu; editor of the INnT, and d uu veiy ell. Now l.ii pautn weip Irayeil nut nt tbp Luttim, bii nncitut l'riuce Albert cunt was te.ired nUh Kteaso mid pinned together iu the Ira tit nnd bis uetieml aspect was one of ililiipi- nation and disueii. lid also upi'curcd tu hi.yo been (lruikinp. I drew him iispje i;nd yeiilured lu nsk how be capie lo .uye h js former pjeaeuiit r,pi) rtuiuu tr.nlvv po.jlioii. file rn.-T." ho replied, in a rnoody touo of voice, "has yono up tbo spout." "Ii thit possible?" I R.tid, in surcrUo 'Why it bad u pun pirculillou nnd wai tloiii(4 u spleuditl bu iues? wteujkqow of it." ' yes, jt has gone pp tho cpont," re pealed rtiirb.uil;, l.itnl (jnno tin! too, tbrnuyh uch a stMliue eoubiu.aljo') ol cireuiusiauces th.it I doubt wbtlber they ircre eyer lurallejed iu the (listory ol journalism.1' vy.ia j;ie ck enough to ns,k wbat they were.nud without break or pause, or pariielu of expression, ho lud nju lbe Iqlluuiiii; remarkable story; 'you know ojd man Hodges," bo said, "vlui ;qt luo Posf about H year iiro, didn't Uuuvy nnytbiiiff about the news paper business. Ho had mue it)l lii m mey nut ol n mw'-iiiijl, ii 1 1 1 bought tt b paper beuato he thouyUt it waa small nnd i;triitftl to be a profesionul man, Of oot)rijO bo was lull ol enmity notions .nil peculiar ideas, but we put up nilli them the beat e could tind mimiged tu net uut a prejty (jund IooIuur taper un lit summer time. You see business is always dull in l p (lot n;oiilh; nut! nous it teiirce, Jmt old Iiodyts didu'f kuotv J that, anil bu lifj in to kic) . lie ntlrihut- ed the shiiiikiuo qf ilia ndyfriisemenls to Ibu pnOr ijti.iliy ot the rt'iuliui; uu tcr and .oufsed iulh (Jeuarf-jenls rryulafjy ey ry (Jay, iNuiv, there neyer wt,s a r.psi'.'rper hi;-iuen npjcu that uasu't Very forward about (jiving njupens to bow the edi torial rooms should bo run, nuil there pi'V'er was au o-jtnrial loom that dliln'i regard lbe men )n the blisfueso i fl)ce s a Kct of iiD-etf, (fmj ni satljetl that they could d'l 11 belter Ibemselyes. 'Tue con strjuehCfi sua that II it1oc was kept L)e ittuni fo constant flnBnf EUgcslious auii tlio fejiMlt.iLlo Hit ory beie.imi! slow 15 i HKtJ IJ.til jijto his mini), that through some incltucholy ialnjlty n)l thu finest businu'. njin in lits t fUcu wrro writing ediltirials, mid all the best editors uere kifjiitig J)'oi;s. T-'his )ii tho courso or Utile btc.imc it tetljrd conviction, and out ol it grt-w tho idiotic propecdjug tLflit terminated in our rujo. "One morning llodg'S called us nil iuto bis mom nud tii.ulo n complete switch. He stuck every mulber- sou of us writers iuto tbo counting-room and turned all tho other outfit loose on at tleks. Tho cilv editor uas n dtsnltite uhuriicter named Hill Mills. la waa always brad tivtr heels in tie lit, but be hud MUi.ebov inipre-soil Hodges nilb the delusion lliat bo was a great Utiiiii oial genius, and ho whs made business mutjaer. Thu first thing be tilt) was to open Up thu ledger anil ilsrjgu us u)l to tl life re lit work, just as bo ustdlodolu bis Jocal asiiigniiieiit boob. Every day Ho would change us nil iiyotiud bo no Loi.ly had a cliunco to btcomo l iuilllar willl any deparl.iueut. ileanliuiu be bought Annisolf a ttjaiooud pin with one bun ifdJ and filly dollar a fbat was iu tbe safe; "IJo bad all tbe reporters out solicit it g udverlhseiueuls, but they were so lu depeudeut mid iuipudent about it that tbey got hardly nuy at all. Tbey didn't pare though, nud wrote up tbo few bsy did get in biich a si j lu that tbey never got nuy more, and filled up lbe (-pace with free pi ffi for Iagr betr saloons and r.ueb plicis. When it pajnp to collect ing, they uero nfruld to trcstxacli othr, and all wet in 3. body, whioh mado everybody ibey oajled ou mad. This 0. jy liatbtrod tjusm a short time Ibongb, foy tbare was lioibjug lo collect. JI nv. ev.y, tly lor.t in several bnin'red iloj Itls tux) first tjjo. mid when Ibey got back In tbo ode , s'arted to plv pokrf 1 for It, aud Jtept tbo errand boy running back nnd forth all nflernoon with n tin bucket for becr. Tboy beenrno sq nb corbed nnly tbet tbey locltcd tbo front lloor so that tbo presence of nn occasion al cnstonier would no iuterrup,t Ijio game. Tbo old telegraph editor, n big. shacklo pointed, poker sharp B,aicd Al llltlnt, won nil tbp money n,t tfn o'clock that night. The bopkn of tbo office bad becq placed IticbErRo of tbo former news editor. Io bad n very priuiitvp stjleof keeping tbem, nyd it never occurred to lil in to separata, the difi' rent account!), One of bis ragcij would bp for juslcucu like Ibbv. TnE'ntY, Jolt' 2Q. 1 col. attrcrtl'cmcnt .1 Irn llrlKKS tlrew Advertisement puld s.clfircir Pap. r hill : , Ilox cljf-i rs (lad lt't alter 1 uiiva llrls; and paid lor IlicclKari..., Sell drew . 12 oi t, oo li 45 0 43 ttopj oil 4 60 ...t to I Tbp wboip crqwd ponlinually liicktd abotit tbo new editorial (urce. Tbey raid tbey weren't spicy and sensational enough, aud now and then they would write tip Romo scandalous story ibev would ticur Ibemstlyes, geueriitly about the bi?gcgt ntlvrttlser, and if tbe new mtiuagiug editor rejected it, they would mark it paid local nud run it iu anyhow. Tilings wire, boyvevpr, iu a horrible pon dilioi) iu tbo editorial room. Whenever a iy qf the staff ttotild write anything ibey pattipnlarly ndpiired, tbey wuqltl marls it to go in eveiy other day for a month, just ni tbey used tqdouithnd tisemenls. Qf course the public would beccrne l.itigvied ujt'u these little tfifjrls repeated twVuty or thirty Ijmes and stop the paper. "They bad onp of IliJ solicilor.4 on'pn lice court work, aud he bad a habit of calling the ptisouer.i aside nud laying. 'This will bon greaf thing for votl iu tbp way of business. Shall I urile jou up a double half display on it for ten dollars?' In thjs yi-ay be 11(150.! roil Ibo reputation ol being prolessioiini blaukmntltrs. Their local articles were disfigured with busi ness allusions that robbid them of all point nu 1 interest. For example, tbty would write: "At noou to-day ono of lbe Ano borses from SrujtU & Iliuuiii's leed, siije and liury team. o. 213 West Si'th street ; lerms rt ii'ionable,' ttephmie ; Ijoariling hoiH'tiii spcpinlty, uttU'hed to 11 Hull piaoq box bunny, eQptio springs, price S3o0 ; gt tier.it depot No. 102 lb. ill street, whero Mr. Anili-i.-un, tbo geiillemanlv nud 1 fHo, unt local agent) is tu be Inutid 111 bii.-iot ss bonra run nuay witt'i Mis. Clara Ketidiiclt. yvjlp n( William O. Kendriek, proprietor ot tho Ulnmirch liilli.ird and lw rooms, corner nl Mtiti mill Ninth Btreef. ,J. M. llruumick & Ilslko labJeH uro supplied with the ubnititst lirmds nl Jj (j tors and best ol tmpnrlitl and dnniemin cigars. 'Mit-ora nof ilb)iyei to (ij.iy billiards.' '' "Everybody who c.iMjally read lbe article Supposed, of coutsc, that Mis. Kendrtok l.nd tun uuay with Mr. An derson, aud all parties coucerned tjiipd ns lor llqel. The first siliry day uas titled oytr. but ou the Bcpont) I!il Mill njorlgiged everylbing in tbe offlcc. ,iud was still C30 hhort. Jf iveyer, hp jook the roll, and tap.l ho would jiist slep iiround theFPricjr to n fafti b.in; n:ul wit) tbp other pity, tjova of. Us lieard til' him for four d'J", "ben wo leatned tuat lie Ji.'iJ in me uofpifa) n raving maniac, ujlh (lejiritim tfctuetis. fly that lime the few jtipers that were clrculalcd people bought simply r.pt of morbjd vunqsily, nutj vben tbp Sheiiflf coon utter closed lis out on tuo ibtl judg ments and S20.0Q0 uupajt) bill', nud tlnmv us leiiujlcss and boineltcs. nud itb bjanted reij)ltjtion-s, out jntp tbo strpet, I fe)l absolulely relieved. Hodges, I at)) glad to snv, djed U)nu after in a uid-bo(Ho. i)tp) myselfnutl other tuem);. era of the staff who bayo not p.-rtbhtd of sltirvalinu pro at presfif ju teaipU of qlher edgpmeuls.'' I conless that J way r.mnnl and in. iereslpd, and u)so that I loaucd him the two dol.un; with which ho disappeared. A levy tetss after I was narrating thu mallpr, as a sugi)l.ir story, to n profes, siomtl frieud iu 11 raljrortl car, when he rudely julerrupt.e.d mp u jib 11 gufiTiw. lAVhy, ray deer sir,'' bu mid between bis roars, "ibo I'Qiy is stjll running and doing well. JJiirbanl: was tbrunu out lor habitual drgulreuneji, anil I have nu doubt but that be lias negotiated tbat story at its face yalup a great number of 1 lujes.'' AN- AN3JCD0TE, "I wjs once ridtug iu tbectrs tbrou; h ICms.is,'' rt mark edit geullemau, "and suriug i.crupiatiug misery from a priekiug,irrilatiug Utile point of stirclied stu0, such as n circlets lauudrtss will sometimes leave on a shirt baud. 7 pulled, and rnbbed, ami tried lu smooth It i'.u.vu; out the jijaguey thing bttiiR tut re, aud I fas fust lo.-lug nil interest in life. At Topuka a gepijemn gut on board baviug on a irish siilrt. I saw him rijb bjs sleeyo ouco or twice with uu air of annoyance. AI.I thought J, a ltl low hulf.rer. Autl J. felt soiueu bat com. forted. Jlut suddenly be walked to tbe water tank, wet bis lingers, ran tbem up I is shirt tltcyf, nud returued to his scat with .the air ol 11 ho man made perfect' ly happy. It was u revel.ttiuu to me! He bad uet do 11 tbo slarcu pricker. Years nf bappineis have been added to my life by that mii,"- Like cn Old Creaky Window shutter. That is J ho "ay. a mini's rheumatic joints t.iin.etli,uca sre. Hinges old, rusty e4 worn, nd batlly need ollinjj. The tfoijbla is iu the hloo.1. A mn who it of .linyaecouut is forlb repairius. Tbo.e ruiriug cau be done by means "f Brvvii' Iron Hitters, lliat enri;liet mid puriJJej IJ10 bloisl, tliiyes out the pijm, and works ssnnplelo restoratiin. Th,mMiols testify to )t finiii jispjiy f perieuco. Vr. C, II. Huntley, gig Jfortu Sixteenth stieci, St Loufa says, "I usJ Jrowu's Iron Hitlers for rhei'histism, tiinval debnuy uut p-roj-trjliuu, V'jlb 'lie ba results." Tho Irleuli-no in .y bthpaute of JUs ffl I bajoa H.l.l 1 The oil well drill-r isslwaysruu -Tbe oil well drlll r Is fil.avs rnn. ninj bis buslntsf to tbe ground. AN ttsSA? OH yiTEK-MAKIKO. Bitj, Njb Wc'ins Lri,insKn,t.Y on jnis rAnncuLAn Fne Art. Cutler is tbe mature fruit of tbe lull blown cow. It is tlie gren,tC9t tffort of her lifo. Tbe cqvr tol! iiot, neither notfi he spin.yct I say nolo yon that Solomon in all bis glory cquI' pot ferqt lirr pn band-niaie, or ralher milkmaid, bntUr. This, subtle joke have repaired and newly uphqMerpi for qse durlpg lbe flnler. Ilutter comes from tbe pow In a liquid slnlo. It l quite n trick lo yyla her pon fidence so tbat she wil yicji) (t n.p to a tital stranger. I oupe sopsht I(i woo the lacteal fluid Iroai Ibo milk rtart of n large sprckled poy to. whom I uas a comparative stranger. She vaju'-t one of those booded cqws tbat opk .".f. IboiiRb Ibey have been cut out of n sheet pf paper with a pair cf scissors. Sbo was a low row, with pq.u?a irjstiiicli1, bflrn ip obscurity. Her brew was low, but she wore licr (nil high and bbp was banghly oh, so haughty. The yonpg man alio bad hitherto acquired the milk from this cow desired oue tveuiug lo bla him nivay to 11 neighboring village, where he ujigbt trip tbe light bombastic toA till tho wee nu t' hours anant the tun.' (Qtolation from a noet who was a poor speller.) Hp want ed me lo milk bis lirgo speckled plebian cow, nnd I sai i 1 would. The movement Vas certainly illradvisoil. I nudertook to do ns I bad agreed, but failed. From lbe moment I entered; her stall and inntio e cowmon-pl ico remark to her, I kuew our acquaintance1 would not lend lo a warm attachment. Somehow I felt constrained nud uueny in ber popiely from tbp moment wo met until Ipving friends pulled tup through tbo stable window and brought mo back to con : Kc'onsnoss. I shall ntyif vtnderlnkft lo milk a strange cow ngnin until the sign js fight. So far tbe sign btu not been right. I might bo tent on a polar expedition and get slranded on an icoherg, with no other alternative bnt lo milk a cow or eal an old fiieud, bnt 1 should 1 ale to tackle tlie cqy iiuleos tbo friend was n very old friend, jtideeij. Butter is produced by espunging tbp jnico from a rare aud cosily chemical known as cream. Oream is the bead on tbe milk. Alilk is kuoun as dry and tx rra dry, A good lutlkmuii will alunjs pk you ttbetler ou wnt your milk wet or otherwise. Au ojd well digger namod Grady told me about going over into Southern Indi ana at one lime lo dig a well for n man named Vilhum. Withum was fnliTfto bo pry clopp. Ho was (lio most contig uous tpan in I-mi'ina. His wife t.sed tnskim lbe milk on oue side and tbm tnrn it oyer and skim lbe nuLblo-i off. It was n constant struggle between With um aud bis T I to see wbp wotih bp tbp meaner. Tho first 1l.1v that CJrpily was there Ibry bid n round p.il of butter about ns big as a lepjnu and as btrtj as Phnranh's heart. Tho Imtter-knife bjid a handle Ibnt would liun tyery limp n:iy one Irbd in get 11 lick i,t the luitler, and tbo l)io round (71II woj)ld flip oyer ot hp other side and ejjiilc. JJoiy and then 0 hitpd nvin voufd rpacb over with his ou kuife nnd majte n slfgb nt lio btur.biit tbe baiter, poufident pf it? own slrftigtb, would tip oyer with p dull tbntl, and tbo man wouj.l benve a gigb nfld giyp it up. Then nniihcy farm hand vjould make n wild dash at it, but bvjrst into tentft nut) quif. finally (3rady, who hstl uatpbed Ihi-t pefformnnco seyernl days, j.ibbtd bis fork iiou through tho rriirlille oj Iho ye)!ow chunk, aud biicccssfiilly cnt it iu two. In the center was a small, Eolid wnqileu top. "There," pays Qratly, "I've found out wbat lbe blfiped thing is wound on, anyhow.'' nO-yy A PENSION IS PAID.. The pension rpust first be found to be nl right by tbp upprupriatn evidence, which is compared with lbe muster rolls ami the lecords jji the war department. It goes through a number of bands, and if Iniiiid all right a requisition is made nog 11 tbe Irtiisiinfor it. This riri iisition for its pa. went must go throughlhliteon bureaus belnre it pur lis paid. fii the first placs (here must be a fuud appropriated by Cnpgress fur Iho pay. luetit of tbo class Id which it btloigs aud tbe apprupriatjon must be available befuro Ibo mquislliou will bo initio. Then U must bo drawn up nnd tigm.il by tbo pommissioner of pensions. Fiom liim it goes to the secretary of the inter lor, who signs It and studs it lo the treasury. Tlie second comptroller signs it and Kciuls it the third auditor, aim looks it over nud fnssts it ou to (be warraut division. From there it goej 10 tbo register of the Irtntury, who ju turn examines it nud bunds it aver to tbe division of accounts. If it passes hern nil right it ia tbeu pre-euted to the United States treasurer for bis signature). Having been signed it gees bck to tbo division of ncco-uti lo bo regis! red, then tu lbs rrginitr of tbe treasury for bis slgualcre, aud, thin to lbe tlivi-lou u! accuuuts fur mailt! p to lbe depository el lbe jiensioii Hgeui who is to pay Ibo claim, and annhtr uoto man 00 scut laformlnr; the ngaot thai tho money is placed to Lis credit hero fur its payment. Ttils js the modus operandi for e'yery petisjon claim tbat is granted, uliUucr It bo Tor 51Uy a w, a in tbe case of lbe wives of dead 1'rtf i djuts, or Si a mgntb for tbe ciul of n fioger. fJADL? DEIJSSeBATEP BT CUPID- 11 ,io ju.t ntiiiceu now .11 .r it. us ch 11 'ed nl late?' ask-il a wtutily benny. e.ireslug a dimiuutive black nuit-tau wiiDso collar was'oruameuteU with silver bells "wosi is tup mailer wilu uei was lbe n lery. "Why, you know sbo w rflirrj.d Jast week, nu i ber tililil )npji,is v that hhti bus unt M In j doj mw- uic Ur nisr i "t"8 ' r 'ry " "u"lt 1,,IU Uu- ! ..T. " J ' . 1 t"" of lor IinslMbd F.iolj.matio3 of aitonisbejent BRIH0IN0 HIATTE113 TQ A CIII3IS. A rleli youpgmun was courting a poor young lilrl. V."t wo sov iu brlngiug matters to n crisis. Haonednyslio coiripalned or tbs hard ships of beiug poor. Mroorl" bo exclaimed gallantly. "A .voting lady wlb your wealth of mind and ce qf person poor? Why. such charms, as yoq possess nro worth a mini of money." .Men, I Wish I had tho mint nnd somebody clso bid tho clinrras," sbo said, and tbs crisis cams. Subscribe fur the Oaiiisjn Advocate only SI. 0(1 a year. n.'f irpitsiqinvarst by ni'ns ol sijns' befauso Bclions spoek louder than words. The riMnc ol the tied Turning out lo I.Hild (he fire npit cook Iho breakfast Whal rynrd bepotnes shoiter when add- IpS n (yllnhle! Slmtt There Ij noling like n abort-hand re- porter tq litlti' a rqin tl.nvn. William Melvnew. 12 Favette slreit. rtaltlmore. ..,tay!i' J 1,-ljovo F.vorltr Tlfluily! i , got-) inetl'iflne. It is iloiiie in tnoro cool ilmn Hiivllilnv I vr irl..,l and 1 lisro tried nln.ost . vervlliir.tr fir 1 1 n rnlo-wr from ilvm-n.in." Wh,t.. rvnviip lleineily" is ns'cilio In sIoiiihcIi 11110 i,iij.pir .iirescr, It is wpi.tllv vnluahle in rates of bilious d.onrs, e.ouetipHtion id lheh.itri.s anil it ! elcssofill, r.nnir:.tlv In separable from the mrtlittilli.ua of wotpiii. Rnlifir-ribs for tho Cahtmm Atitapatk only 81. 00 n year. A bacheor of nrls IsdV killer. an acpomplished Eucklcn's Arnica Balvo. The best salve ill llio world for .-ills. bruises, sorcs.-ulcer?. sslt rluicni, fever sores. teller. r.iappol hand?, cliilldands, corns, and all tin t'riiiti'iii', nml pisilively eurt lM.es. or no py reqiiireu. 11 is guaranteed to five perfet.t sstl.luction. tir tnoncv rp. funded. Price 26 cents tier bn. Wlut t is that U'liict. roes uu the hill and dmvn tho hill, nnd vet staudelh slit.? T!i road. -Vr'hy Is naughty b-y like a pfntiy post ;!stamp? Dccause you lick end place it io tho corner. ThcRov.Gco.lt. Thayer, of Bourbon, ind1, says: "Both iiiyfclf apt! 7ln nivo our lives to Shiloli's Consumption Cure." 'Sold nv w s Jiiery, Weissjiort, end C T Horn, Lehlglitim. Are you made misorablo bv intlitrnatlnn. rnnslipatiou. dizziness, lo-s ol oppelile, yl low skin? Shiloli's Vitalizer is a positive cure. S dd by W F lliery. Weissirart. and O T Horn, Lehichton. Why will you qouali when Shiloli's Cure will give iinme.li.i'e relief. Price 10 tents. SO cents uud SI. Sold bv W If Dierv. Veispori0 T lorn, (iiihtnn. Shiloli's Calitirh Iteinedy a nosliive cum lor citarrli, diphllieria. and canker ith. Sold by W K Iltcry, WeitJlwrt.snd C.T ijorn, Lelitjihton. "IIafUiielar,k" n lastin?.and frscrnnt pcrtuuit'. Prico 2j aud 50 cents. S 'Id hv W 1-' lliery, Weisrputt, aud C T Horn, tjj hii;!ili'l. Shiljh's Caro will immediately relieve rr.iii, yliooplng iwurjli ami brmifhitlt. S.ild hy W V liicry, Weissp.,r; C T Horn, Lehililon. For tlyspepsU and liver compl'ilnl, yo't haven primed cuarautii on every bnlllo id Shiloli's Vilalizer. Il nevt-r fails't i run. S, by W F IJu-ry, W-'IVerll T Horn, I-flilglitiif). A IP1s.1l inj.-dnr free iiii, cash l)iltlo ol aiiiloh'e Cit-rrh Jteii)-ily. J'rl;:e 4 1 nu. Sold by W F Ji.cry, eitsipri, p j- ,'jorn, l.ej;i;iiUii. ''Hut," snd U10 5uetiiol. nian,T must g 1 out end iijako a siieecli. Smnot hin must bo done lo stop the playing o llie land.'' prnnkjnnQS?, or tho Liquor Haljlt. cau hi ecredby administering Dr. Hainst' Golden EocciiJc. Ito.in bopiyen iu a cup of coffjo or lea without llo knfwj.)go f)l tho person Iskin?, )l, ell'.ctini! a spee.Jy oud permanent cure, c-Iji'thcr the patient is a moderate) drinker or cn alcoholic wren:, Tlioiuin.ls of drunkards have hcn innde le.npersla mon who have taken Iho Ijuhlen Spccif)0 Ip their coffee wMllinttl their knowledge, and lo day believe Ibey quit tlriukingijf their own free will. ti harmful ctlccts rcsut Inun its ndiniijiitrailon. Gurcj guaranteed. Circulars aud testimonials sent free. Addrfts, Goi.ns Specific Co., 1 8 j lteo 8t , Cincinnati, 0. !o one cau ndord to have a Irlfiid whoee talk makes him tiled. Life is too rhort. Eillousnc;; Is very prevalent at Ihls cs'm, the syniptnnis bi-iuir bitter tus'o, breath ollan live, ton 411B coated, sick heudatihe, dr.nvsi iiees. ibziiuess. loss of appetite. If this condiiion is allmviid pi etuilinue, scrioiii eon-tq'iencvs may folloy. Uy iirouiptly taking Hood's Sarsaparilla. 11 fiver may bo avoideil or prenutiiro death prevented. It is a sitive cure for biliousnesj, Sjld by all druggies. Falher "1 never imai;iiie.l that your rludics would rest ma so much money." Student "Yes, aud I don't ttudy much, fjtuer." ! " ' 1 JL Iboatands fay Bo-Mr- T- W Aikn 4, Cir.ir.l, ICan., wrilet 1 "I never he'aitala lo lvconnji'nl your Ilectnc Bitter it) iny ciuloiner,. llev uivts, eniire sulisfnttion cud uro raiiid tellers." llleetrii) Itiltsrs pro the purtatt nnd boil medicines known and will jmtiUvely euro liver snd kidney complaints. Purity lh hlntut.atul ref.utstH Ihc lMiwela. Kr. r-i.t'ly fs)i,IJ,fd to ,ijii jviUjuul ineui. Tliy wiil ssvo luii)ilre.la, of imiIIni's 111 tloctor'a hills every'trdr.'' Btfld at filly cents a bottle by T. p. Ttioditt. - "Yejtbe says, "1 slp'sys obey my hiubnil; but I rtjoiun J have sonislhinj to jay cbout what bit commands "i.l be." If ynu are s'lftVrhig from a sense of ex treine weatlnrtt, try torn bottle of Ayer'a Harsiparilla. It wille.tt you but one d-d lar, and will tin you inoaleiilabb g'Kvl. It will do away will; that tirexl feejing, en'l givo yu ueif lift and enrrgy. A ttory u luld of a Seotcb woman who died lu wao hir liiUiid fioni Iho publu hovja by employing htr broker t. set lh ptrt nf a liKt, and frjf bleu John on bis way liuuitt, ."Vhi. ute yout" Hid John, m tb np jurilioi) r"fO If.foro liiui from beniuil a V.i.h. 'Jd'o Uld tjli k." w tlie rsp'y. 1 "t'ti.wt-W'" "nn"-.,.! ,1 , n lino.. I l uaii-d. uet asMe -iyiur html. 1 si- anrrle4 to tister 0 yobrt." :n-.l 11 lt 11 lbai:l l:IIir IC THE S BEST TQHIC. TI113 medicine, combining Iron vfith euro jegetabla tonics, nnlclcly and completely ores DysncpsH, jiidlBcstlon, VralineH lniniirollooil,.IInlnrin,ChlllnudPTTJ mil Nciirnhxln. I t Is an uutb lims; remedy for Diseases cl tho ltl.lnc7S nnd l.lvcr. re 1 m It is lnvaluahlo for Plscases perplinr to V. omen, and all who Ic-odscdcntary lives. ' It docs not Injure t he tefelb;, pause litodache.or; produce- coneilpatlonVr rrmfncaVcisfsdo. I I enriches, nnd rnrifics tnollood, atlmnlslca ho apnclltp, aids the n!mlhitlon of footj're llevcs Heartburn and Itclching, rsna ttwrurth ;m the lnuvles nnd nerves. " .lor Intermittent rovers. Iltu, Lack of .u.'rsy, Ac, It has no equal. ' ' 3- The pcnulne bns nlsivo tmtlo mark and wed red lines on wrnpper. Takanoother. i-s!rk7 r.nort.i tnrincAt. co, BALTiioRcttn. For Something Very Nice in tha Wa tf Ladle;', Qcqt's and phlldrpn's BOOTS, SHOES & GAITERS qo to Peter Heim, epno'lto tho Publla Square, BANS Strtet. i.eiiKiitnn, wncre ynu will nn a f.arge r Fashlonablo stock to select from at lowest Cash Prijes. Alio I,ad Jcs' apd fleol's Boots and Slioos Mafle to Drier- tin tho notice. Best Material aad Work, mansldp cnannteeJ. Prleas sra fully a ow as clsewhcro. Your liatropage Is Ttr cordially Invited. y l-taj H. H, Petei'B THE TAILOR, Ven Moderate Prleas aad rerfvet f 111 II 11$ mo to of lids Eslaollihmeat. YOU art lo vltctl lo Inspect feeils. If. K. PET Ell C Post Otuco BalJJIca, BANK Strce April :3. mi. Ltklithtos, P and all sorofulous dlsoasts, Sorea, !ryf Ipe Jas, cjeui.i, lslottlict, llnf;vpi-ni. To? mors, Cirbuncles, Hulls, luid Umptjpus of llio Sliln, nra llio tt.rcet result cf An nnpuro stato of the blood. To euro liiasa d'.ponics iho blootl piust bo purllletl, and rosta.ixl to he-V.tby and na lur.vl condition. Avni.'s S.vnsArAtiti.LA lias far over forty years I p.ii rccognltsd by cniU uent 1nedle.1l natliui.ljos as tha most pow erful blood pnr.Hev lu pxlstepee. ft fries the sjetoni fion) all foul hiujioij, enrTia and strengtheiis llio Kcod, f cir-orcj) all rncf of uiorvurial treatuie, J, pp.1 piovis Itwlf a. compleo master At alj fsvofuluua ttlser.ses. A Itepent Cure of Scrofulous Sores. "Soui'j pionihs i:o 'I waa tumbled with serofuioiu Kist.s ui.ei rai ou my let:", 'ih lluibt wore tu'llysHol en alvl innannd, and Jho ,oi 1 l-shitl';.ctl ll)C Qll.ll.titl r.f oUensive utntter. l.'eij lanndy 1 tried l.inc-l. ttiillt 1 tiso-I Avi.i.'s KAr.SAVAHIU.A, fit Mil ell 1 hnro now taken Ituoo lioUles, uttU llio risitlt that the rwtca ale liented. and my xeueiiil health ertatly liiiproicl. 1 foel very pinleful for U10 good jouc ind,cliie has tiouo I.f. yours resisififullv. Mm Avx O'lmrAN." KSSullivnii Si., ,Nm nrk, Jtoioii.lWC All )crsons Int.iicstcjl iiro Invite il In .-.ill 011 Ulra. O'llrjum nisi, upon )ia Itev.. 1'. WlldS of 7l'r.st attlt titt, 'ew Yni'l. Clly. vtlio villi luho pleuaure in lestlfs Ingr W tho vrnntlerful enleat of AVer's b.ii't-oimilllr., tmt npl u tlie euro of lliU latty, but In Ills uwu rase and ninny otlieru within Ills Uuovtleslge. Xhiwcll-kiiowu iciicro). ivj011 fttnM, D. W. Bail, of lloclietUr, A".., wtltrj, JrjD I, lfi "Ilavlnssulfertl sevorely far some years with Ieeiua, aud luving fsjlr4 In Hist relict from other remedies, I uV9 iliade uv. darlpg the Jit thus) mouths, of Avnn's SAiuurA HIM.A. which has elieetttl a emnnltlt ourr. I ecnaltler it a uiagmUccut remedy for all L'.cmmJ d,sescs." Ayer's SarsaparjH tUiuulites and regulates the nctlOf; pf ti tllgeaJIvo nud asalmi.ativo orajit. rcneirt and streiijctlions the vitul forces, and i -ted 117 cures Itlieiunatlsin, N'curnltrla, ItltcuiTus tla Gout, Catarrh, Oencii jjebltlty, and all dlsaaacs arising fiom n iuiv, iinhed or surutd condition of ijie blood, aud a ek Hic.l vitslAy. It Is ltwouiMrtt tbe chsspett Mood mailt slue, 011 aevouut ol Us conoent rated strenstul and sreat tuci over tt sejue. flti rturu jr. Dr.J C.A'xr&Co., Lowell Mass, Soil by a., Pru.'.!"s ire 1, tlx bo uist (at w, ' l-l 1-1 ' l jiJ rcl rt " IP Q I ft k 12 a 1 j $ 2 9