'aegl-Arsilsgrsiujaeii WvfWrtHtA Advertising Rates. The Carbon Advocate An fndependnnt i'tirallT SwFt)iit rablirbed every SATURDAY , q l.chlghton, CsrUm Co., Ft., by (XAKKV V. Miri71HMEt. Umrs-nAtLM'AY. a ahcrtt (Jl sleaze i,i. tho toliM Ynlley R. n. Depot items: $1.00 pqrAiiiiiim in Airanc ETERT Dworarnos or run ao Wo desire t to be distinctly understood, t nl no tvdTcrltwuents will bis inserted In the rolUwn nf The Cardom A dtooatk that way bi received from unknown parties or tonus unless accompanied by -llio cash. tiiB following arc nitr ost.Y Iprmsi IKK jyUAUE (1(1 I.1SI3), Qns year, each insertion w.,... 10 fits. Sit months. each Insertion 1,'cts. Thrco months, each, insertion SO cts. Lias than three, months, first Insertion 1 ; each subsequent insertion 25- eta. Local notice 111 cents cr line. 11. V. MoKTiitxtB, Jr. Publisher, J oh Priii tin i .Vi! VlilfV LOW 1'BICCS " XIII., No LEIIIGIITON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, MAKCH 21, 1885. If not paid in advance, $1.25. I' ' jl 'jlll l'- ' ''' H. V. Morthimek, Jr Publisher. ' INDEPENDENT 11 LiV8 and Let LiVB." " $1.00 a Year if 1'nid in Advance. 18. Attorneys h Counsellors. 51. lUrSIIEK, AT'CORNSY AND COCNBBLLOrt AT LAW, DAXR STatET,T.SnlOnTO-,FA, Res) Ketale and Collection Aireticr Tltl llu-vsud tell tl.al tSstAto. Oonye-anclnt; .leatly done fol eetlnes promptly uiade. Settling k'Matea of l) ideate a ncUHj. Hat tt consulted In 1'B.flt.le nitUermaa. Net. II. rj A. SNYDKIt, ATTOKNKY AT I,,VW. OrrlcM-Corner of Bank Street & Bankvrny 111 building abovo tu.it L'arbua Advocate l'rtntlng twice. Way lo, 1833-djOI kniUQIlTON. Physicians and Dentists. Qlt. W. VT. 1IKHEK t'HYSU'IA AND SUltQCON, BANK STllEPT.I.LHltiUTO.V. O FFlOE Hours at rarryvllls J'rpm a.m.. to V-i.i)alll. May hn consulted Id the English or Oorro.m Language May IT. 'M. A. DLUIIAMUId M ., 'PHYSICIAN ANDSUItGKON tpeeial ettt-ntlon psld to Chronic PIseHBes, omee: South Kat vomer Iron luiduujsU., T,e kle.hlon.Pa, April 3. 1875. ItKltr.l!, M. 1). V, R ICxninlnlnR Sui'Rton, rr.ACTtcisa piiysiuian r.nd sDuanoN. pr.rici; ijanfc strcot. I:nur.u' i!t.oc;c, I.oaitii- liny bo eonstvled In tlio aerajsn Language. Nov. s REMOVED. T?. G. H, Seiyle, PhysiGian & SurgGGiL "Has Itrmorod lila Ortlco and Ii'sldrnee n-mn Second St. tu SOUTH Streot.ln the bull'ltnar formerly occupied tty A. J llou.FNMAVlcn, where bo yt bo pleiscd to soo hla friends and patrens. ers-Ol'FlUE limtKs: rrom e 13 9 o'cloelJ P. M. March 21, 18S3. F. A. Rabenold, D.D.S., m Jl n A KOII OFflU U-Unioilte Olauss.S. tiro's Bank St., Ijohighton, Pa. Dentistry In all Its branptm. T'etli cx trcwlect nltheul (4in. (lai adlnlnlitoruil when requosti'd onica Day W UDNtS JJAY olo.ch week V. 1 1. Address. I.ITZENHKKO, I.ehiRli wouity, Pa. Jan. 3ru i-ly. W. A. GoartriBht, D.D.S., Ol'ICK : Opposite the "broad way House," Mauoh Chunk, Pa, Patients 'havo the Unent of ttio Uleit Int. rrorenients In ia'h.inl;l npi'llances and he bait mctho l of in'utiueni In all surgical lasn. Arfi:sTlKTIii ndtnlnlstcnd If 5ilri. lfpos.l'ile, porsons residing outside f Uaueh UUuiilc, ehuuld UIH onEactnionts by nilll. tt A BOQK ON Deafness & Catarrh. The above aawod hook ofnear 10 pasei fcy UK, ."lUOKilAKKU, the nsll.knnwiiux. rr)HeeJ Aoril s urcnn, ivlllbi rent lre iiiy aOJreai. Evtrr fAinlly should h.ire this Boole, The Vook Is HliKiratod, and tal ly explains In plain IsiiKuaKO a Diseases Of the EAR autl CATARRH, anJ hew to treat these ailments scccsisfullf. Address, Dr. C E, Shoomakor, 111 WalnlMrcet, HKAltlN'U, l"a. Deo. 0, 19)1 1J QAF?90f4 HOUSE, J. Y, UAUI)EN15USII, fnOPRIETOK, AHi;Sr Lshiciiitox, I'x, TkaOAinox Hoc in offers (lrst.clisiqppnm. caodatloni to the TrareiliK public, lloardlnx far tho lisv or Weuk on Keasmiatile Terms. fihslft t!lr, Wlqes and Liquors alwuy on Raaci. ijeod niie.ii nuu siaiifes, wiiu auon- lire Ilerstlur, iu:lu I. April 10-yl, p.CKTs iiori.i.. 1wsy between Mauch Chunk & f.el.liiliton Hiopofd) JinrCU. I'ROfi'.UTQB, I'aekerteo, Psnn's. This well knoirn hotel Is nilmlraldr rentted, t4 his the best u.ainiiodatl''MS lor uerman Sal and translom boarders, I'(colent tnlde and tho Tsvy Ueit li'(u jn. Alio lino ((aides studied. Spt. 18-rl, "Mauch Chunk House, Biiuebanna Street, Mauch tibunk. l'cnna., V. E Fi'.lllt, I'roprlotor. MThon rliltlne at llio County Seat this Held will found rn bo first-class In ve,r res. beet. Wines, l.lquors, l.aaer lleer. OlKrs fend other Kcirer lunonis of purest nuilltv a( the Hsr lorini rery inoJcrato, I'ntri.naic lolliltet.. be,)t. 'J.'. 18S3 Beer Saloon and Restaurant U VJaoSt,, mUielpbla. Ponnis Gilbert, Proprietor. The I'ar Is fuarlihed wllb eholeo Cigars, rre'h Laicr, and oihor rei'rcslinetiie, Por aeas from tho l.ehlKh Valley rlililna- l'blla. 4olpb.a aro relpedt(4ll7 Invited to Kivo me a .all, 1HNSI Ult-UERT. Uareh ltf.l-tf. ItAUDENBUSII natpectlully anonanees to the puldls that he has oneiitd a NEW I.IVKKY STAI1I.K In aaeetlen with his hotel, and Is prepared to araieu leauje or Faasrals WcMlnp or Benes Trip; on shortest notlsoand most llberalierms. All orders left at lUe"l,-atlhm Uouto" will rreelvo proaipl ttteullon, Stable on North Street, ness ino Boiai, ieaixuion. piuY7-Ti A PRIZE.' - cetvo (ree aeoslly Ikix ol troods nlilch wilt lieln roil to more luoneyrlghl aay tuau anyinini; oiso in nil. vorld. All, of eithor ret, sueeee i rroni nr.i hour The linu.4 war to fortune opens be. the workers, absolutely soro. At onso lMt Tiitns & Co., Augusta, Me Deo. H ly rv M,lVrIV rtUKTN'KY.Iashlouable UtJ3 Dour and atuoK MAKan. Hank tiU lirtJbtt- A w'k frt4. irJ 1 rsstrsi war j J. W. Thomas' Drug Store. GREAT Just received a large stock of the very latest paterns of Wall Papers -AND- which I offer at thefol lowing reduced prices; Gilts, 25 & 30c. White Blanks,10.& 12c. Brown B's 7, 8 & 10c. All must be sold in a few months. Call at DRUG STORE bargains. for Duvlings' Old Stand, Banlc Street, LEIIIGIITON. T. J. BUETNEY, Keepectf-ilty announces to the merchants of I.ebluhion and otbirs thst ho Is prepared to do all klmlj ol Hauling of Freight, Express flatter and Baggage at very reasonable prloes. lly prompt at tention to nil nrdf-rs he hopes to merit a sharu ol puhtto patronne. 1,'rsiileneo, corner of riuc iitul Iron Struct, L,ehlglitin, Pa, Orders tor hMilln lcrt at ft. M. Aweony U Ron's Moro will reeelro prompt attention. T. J. nBETKUY. Oct. P. 16313m. -L CONVEYANCER, AND GF.2TEP.AL INSURANCE AGENT The follaMna Cotapioie. are Repreaeuled: blSllA.N )N MUTUAL FIKB. ItEADINQ MUTUAt, FlltS, WYUUUd PtnE. roTTsvii.r.c vnu:, i.ciiinii VTi'.i;.anat)io TRAYEI.EU AUOJIir-NT invkancr Also I'euu.vlv.mli and Miitajl Uo.o Thief etecivoand Intturuui-e C-'ciiivanv. Jf area 13. 1STJ T1103. KEMERCR. TTnT TtfTWorklnj: perple. Send 10 cents II Pi 1 11 po.tace, on we will mull ju tree, slXJULA tojhI, valiinlilo sample tox ot pooils that will put you In the way of mnk. Injc more innney In a lew ilay than ynu trer ItiouKbt po sible nt npy bti.lnefr. Cnpltnl not requed, You can live at homo and work In .pare tlitm only, or nil tic iino All ol loth sex's, or all nun, uran.tly (uccr'slul. 11 eer.ts to (S.CU easily emneil every splits I hat all irho trsiit ork may li st tholusl. nn, womaki'tblsuniar'illeU'dolIrr: loull who aren't well nitrfflcd trill send it to pay lor the Double i f urlll u us. I pit panleulari, dirreilon', etc , rem frci. lio, mvn.o pav ntitoliitely sur for allwhistait ntoaee. Don't delay. AdJress tTiMio ic Co. I'.trtt.m I, Main.o. je,29-ly JJi C. T. Horn, Central Drug Store, Oppoilto tho " Carbon House," iiaijlt Strootj Lehighton, Pa., Keeps a fall supply of Pure Drugs & Medicines, fancy nnd Toilet Articles, Stationery S; Choice Cigars. Clinieo Wines and Liquors for Medicinal purjuisM Frcsrrlptions rery carefully com pouuded, day or nljlit. Af.SO. Jnst received, an Immense steek ol Newest and most Popular Designs Id Wall Papers Borders, which h Is ofTerlnjcat 1'ilcei ntlly at low as the mine qualities and Pnt'.crm can bo got In tho Cities, J( jou are about rvtlccoratlni; jour horr.c, call and iae tylei and learn (ho prices nefurQ parchaelnK eUewbcre, KencmheMHUUKNTllAL IMtUU Sture, Fob, Du. O. T. HOUIS. itn presents Riven away. Send us ttvo cents noeisire. and liv lUUUmall tou will eetfrreanackaaa oficomlsof larae ralpo, that will slart jcu In work that will at oneo bring jou In money faster than anything else pi America All noout tho tCOO.OOu In presents with each box. Agents wr-ptixl evcrywhcre.uf either sex, of all ages, rpr all I tie time, crsparo time only, to wt rk fur us at their own homes. Fortunes for nil workers absolutely asmred. Don't delay, H. lU.'.I-tTT & l!o Portland, Mo, ll.ol3.ly IJOf'Suhscribo ibr the Ad vocate, only $l per year, fdtlt WUrhel A I BTItiaila li'selauiue. biifflbytlruKiiki. ll.At ( Vx:i'll f-llt Tu.lM.n.J "tlio Greatest Ciiro on Earth for roln." m iwiEioii" tjuitiT uwn anj oilier Known rem v vuji lincumaiicin. ricurnigia, nwemni, rum jncci:. ui-uixei, ltum, heaitli, Ciii, J.ninba-! K". l'emisyHores. VWt bUi p, nckacho, Q'jinar, Soro Thront, Hi-latfeai wounils Hcadarhc,1 I.""''""'-"1- lia CO ,ta nfa fiAttla La1 1 t. .11 ;ftSif druiclsts. Caution Tho wn. arSil"" 'o'"""0" !"' ,jcars our fao-slmllo rlfnstnro, A. u. Meyer i Co., 6olo lToprictoni, Ealtlmore, Mi)., U. S. A. Illlll'fl nntivtl Kv-rnn wtll fnvn -n.,i Couch nt encc. I'l Ico only 23 Cts. a bollla THE f OOP. IMAM'S 5IRD. DY U1CKAT. A year ago, I hhd; n elilld, A little daughter fair anr mild; More precious, than my llfo In nin, Sbo sleeps beneath the ehurchyurd tree'. Obl'sbo vrnt pood as (he was fair, Her presence was like balmy nir; Hue was n radiance In iny mom, She was sunlight In my gloom. Sho loved Ihec well, ihou liltlo bird, Iter vnioe end thino were ever heard: Tboy rnuieil mo when tho i.iornins shoncj I!ut now I hear thy'roice alone, Giio railed me gently to ber .sldo, Gave me her bird, nnd, smiling, died. Thou wcrt her last beijuest to mes J loved her fondly I lovo thee. Tis true, I often think it hard, Sweet Inrlt, to keep theo here embarr'd, Whilst ihou art singlnc all day lon, As if the fields inspired thy song, As if the fjoivers, the woods, tho ilrnini, Were present in thy waking dreamt; Hut yit, liow can I let thee flj? Wlmt cooldsl thou do with liberty? Whntcntitdst thon do? Alas, for mel Wlint should I do jl wanting thee, Sole rclio of my Lucy dear? There liueds no lolk thou'rt prisoner here. Hut I will innko thy durance sweet, I'll bring Ibo lurf to cool thy feel; Fresh lurf, with daisies tlpp'd in pink, And wulor from tho well to drink. I need theo. Were it not to choose, Ere eunslmio dry (he morning dew?. Thy fresh pre en turf, I should not stray Out to tho fields the live long dayi I should bo ciplivo to llio town, And waste my life in alleys brown: Thy wants impel mi to the award, And Nature's faco is my reward, Sweet bird, thou wakeneit by Ihy song ririglit memories and affection' strong! At siftht of lho I dream of Howcfc, And runoinj; elreanis, und branching bow err: rtut most rf her whosi little lace Was luminous with love and grace; Thou art a link I may not break I hue 'I ce for mv I.ucv's sake. A SAILOR'S STORY. Wo were hecalnieil off the Mtxio.tn umst on board (if mi old tub ofncrnlt that wnn difjiiiBed liy tho uame of i npiendid sailing vccsel.lbo Fljitiy Ravcu, an bound la our stvrrul homes in the Atlantic Stale., niter n eelf-bacUbmeut in tbo mlurs ol California. We lud bceu promised n quick run to Prtuama from tho Gnlduu gato, Irat'Muan propotot and Qdd disposes." For in stea I of n short jMfsiRa wsycrd forty three days celling opposito Acnptilco iu Mexico; tliero we lay iu dead culm Dye d.tva in oua npot. Added to this, we ran short of provisions nnd wero put on short ii)ownupe Ultra weru n few pan sencers that nicssad with the captain, und these Utn very well, nud this fact as ii bone of discontent In Ilia bal.tnce, ml miuy were tho erumblings nt tbf partiality Ibng nhmie. In our crowd of norne two hundred p!iio.cnKcra wns n cuvioua nnd cccontrio person, lo whom we gijve tha enpboni oua name of "MtiKtiins.'' His real name I nfvtr le.irped. His curious nnd fro tetfjnei coutortioni of couulBtiauco apd odd spcculim at limes wcro so uitly tbnt he was the Hindi source of inerriiiieut for the whole ship' company, Wo bad bam placed on short allow. unce sn.ua two nr three days, when all cf nMicidinour Merry Andrew wna rulas. ing. We hearobed tvery nook ntul corn er of the itsiiel, but no MugEiDa"wai to be found, nnd wo cnrtie to Ibe con elusion that he Lai gone overboard rc cidtntally, cr with intent to commit sui cide. At any rate, be was pone from out mldRt, With his dlaappcnvucce the life and spirit seemed none from our company, A dull, ruelatiaholy fetline look pos Resinn of tho wliole ship's cre ; I, for one, ftlt cntloiH iu regard lolleiuys. terlons disappearanoa of our frllaw.pas stnger. One thluR looked a Utile strange to me. It was this; Ilia bunk or Bleeping cot was next to mine, nnd I made the Im portant (to me) discovery that bis carpet? ba; and blanket were gnuo, too. If bo committed suicide by, jumping ortrboard. did he take these articles with him? or, again, bad come fellow. passenger appropriated them as soou as it mm known that be bad disappeared? I could not fathom it, so I "kept My own. counsel and said uotbiog, The crew of tbo Flying Rive-n were mostly old tare, nnd witbul very super, stitlouj, and the loss cf our fellow.pa. beuger appeared tn have n visible effect upon tbo(r apirits, for we no longer heard Ibo rough joke and merry song, One evouing I was trying to get a little cool air, seated upon a coll of rope, and stnokluu n fragraut Ilay.ins, It bud grnsn rmita dark, anil pjy mind was bnsy with the past, present, and future, ! nqj wou difetl If tbero was a soul o board that felt as Rail nud lonely its I, or tbnt caret ns little for the future, j Wlille In my deep meditation 1 had el most fallen nilcep, nud a, slight lioiso ts of nniCled footsteps struck upon my tar. Iuvolnutnrtly, I turned toward thononnd, nud In in) aslouibbrueat tutvr the llkenesH of the lost passenger, "Mugglna'drtssed In while. My runt impresstou wni that It was a ghost, nud I confess to being n little frightened. A moment, the object Gtooi facing me, wlion the footsteps of some of the sailors coming alt, it suddenly seemed to sink Into tbo dtck near Ibe stem-batch. Two old tar enme up to where I still sat, and asked mo if I had soen any oua just then near mo. I related what I bad seen, and upon comparing notes we nil agreed that it us certainly n ghost or n ppook, as 1'. looked so like ''MtlgEins" we wero satis fied it was be, id tha body or out of It; und, nys old Tom Seabtiry: "U'a not tho first time I've eccu him, neither, silica ha vrut overboard., nnd the captain's steward saws he seed him, too," Thh;, then.nas the causa of the strange feeling Ibid had pervaded tbo ship's crovf for tho last few dars, A'J for my own part I determined to find out whether it was a ghost or not. With Ibis object Iu view 1 stationed myself at my former perch near the hittchuny; but although I watched for thrco succeeding uighta 1 did not get n. sight of my supernatural Yisitor, nor bad nuy of the crew seen bim ui far as I could learn, Tho fourth night, however, as myself ond two snilom were discusiii.g the sub- jeot of gbt)3ts,wa were al) nt once startled by n sureum Irom below in the vicinity of the eaptnin'n provision-room. Wa hastened tb Irarn tho cause, r.nd met the cabiu steward coming rip with a face ns white cs fi sheet and trembling in every limb, evidently scared nearly to death. It was soma time befor be could cx? plain bi fright, wbich wrs that ha had just torn the ghest, nud that in the pro- vmou-room. This room was always kept licked) he had gona in to get provisions, when tho ubilo object bad risen up out of a dark corner find coma toward him. At this he gava n ccream the oue wa bod heard nud banking out he closed the door, which fastened with n spriugdockj Mud," said be, "ha is lu there yet, un less he pit out through tbo kejhols." This latter idea I langhnd at, as a sus picion of the truth flished across my mind. "Coraoon, boys," I said to my com rades; dive'Jl now catoh this scarecrow, cr I'm mistaken In my reckoning.1' Tiny appeared to htsitale, to getting a light I took the head; r r.lvinij at the door, thestawtrl handed rn the koy, stepped back, end opened the door and fUshe 1 thg littht around the room. Yr; thcro it was, not n, ghost, but "Muggins,'' in propria persona, dresstd in a while shirt and drapers, looking yery crestfallen and sheepish, 'B ),'' he gtld.. "I own upbeat at last, but Tie had a heap of tun, and plenty to cat In Ibo birgalu." The reason lor this slraugo behaylor be gave ns na fidowk "When wo wcro put on allowance, I concluded I would pity a little game of my own, nud hTe plenty to ent, "So, searching around, J found an old box with a loose lid for n oovor This 1 nearly cayered up with some ojd cord age and finds behind the stern hatchway. Tlure I kept ptysclf during the daytime, and when likely (o be discovered T got into the box and drew ou the povtr oyer me, "At dusk I watchtdtbe captain's stew ard go into Ibe provision-room, nnd tin knottti to hm I pot iu and. concealed mjself from bis obserr.ttiou then I helped tnyuelf to all I wanted to cat, nnd sjouriug ecnugb to last several days I waited for bis next visit.wben I slipped out iu tho name planner be bad citngbt n glimpse of me once or twice, and, as I personated a 'ghost,' he bad, as I iulend, ed, taken ma for one, but my own care, ltssness this evening has spoiled my iun," We wero so Well pleased at netting our fellow-passenger, whom we had counted ai dead, with ns again, that wo forgave bim bis tricks lint not so Ibe captain; be swore be would put bim lu irons but "Muggins" had loo many friends to allow it so he escaped with a reprimand. So, kind reader, tbi is the "ghost'' on shipboard. We soou got into the Mexican pert of Acapnlco, nnd ''Mnggius'' bad no more occasion to play "ghost1" in order to get plenty to tat. What a Uiscissippl Ftlot Eays. dipt. 1. M. IUcsa who Is well known nt Xew Orleans tuul along tho Mississippi river, says, ' I bava hecn fufT.-rintr from ilyspeptia for Ibe past fivo years, and from broken rest by sever pains in the bowels and kidneys. I tried every medlcino rea omnieiuied for Iheie il fir scs, without sue rest. At la.t I used a bottle ol Browu's lion Hitlers, which proved n perfect success In my rato." It cures all liver, kidney and malarial diieasrs. WHY LAMPS ARE POPULAR, Mrs. Dobbi No, indeed, the new craze for lamps has nut uffecled me, and It won't, either. I would not have a lamp iu tbo parlor for the world. Mrs. Hobbs How can you' talk so? The lamps tbey make now are perfect works of art, and everybody buys tbsm,'" "I know it; bnt I can't seo what ad vantage they are."' If you bad aef0,Jfn''P daughter, as I have, you would see tbeadvaulage rittlck enonh.' Dear mt! What diflsrenca would (bat naksJ" "You know n kerosene lamp can't be turne.1 down real low witbdHt smoking,' -Yea." "Well, when I srotllamoke I kuow It's time to sat-.il Ur into the parlor," Tie House That Dan Built. "Yes, it should be a cottage." eaitl Uan Berkily, lij ing down bis rule, and beginning lo chalk out u diagram on'liis. .carpeuters bench; "yes, it should bo n cottcga. nnd built on the plan of Hen Morrill's. It should have oue of those picturetqiie, O Jlhic porlicoa just here, f.tclng thu we.t" (here Dju rnada a pcu- tagoiml addltioti to tbo vrnt em side of the disjoint), "und two bay wiudows" (making twosmalWr pcntagotiH), "and hero ahonli be the parlor, and here ILo libjury, nnd hers the c0ol, pretty Utile brettkrast room, where wo would break fast together so cczily Minnie and I;'' nnd Dau temiled lo Umstlf ut tho chnrni iug plctnu his f inoy hud created. "Jliutilo" might well have been proud of D tn if sbo had happened to see him iust then; for be was looking bis best. Meu always do when they are Ihitiklug such good, puro thoughts ns filled Dan Eerkelys mind that day. And Dan Betkely, looking hU best, was not to bo fineored at, I nisttro jou. It is not every day that ouo meets such n haudsamo fellow, or one so nianly nnd noble. Ermina Loverlng thought so, nnd when Iltn askc.l her to bo his wife she very willingly spoka the little word that made him happy. - If there wns any ona thing In which Dan Implicitly believod It w.19 the good, ness and sweetness nud trsuslucent love liness of Minnie Lovering. A'l'l wfiS one of Minnie's arliclesof faith that thoro never was a man so worthy of ponfldencfj as Dan. The ana thing that tdood. in tho way of the(r perfect bnppinef.a was Dan's lack of worldly wealth. Ha could not nff ird to build 11 house, and Urmjiio. was dc ttrinineil not marry until they could be- (jin life in a, cozy, independent hr,iqo pf their own, The subject was ona of great nnxlety to D.tn. lio spent n great dtrtl of time planulug and cuutriving bow he could raise money enough to build a cottogo like Hen Morrill's. So now, ns he stood there, planning out Ida bou,sp for the five hundredth time, ha grew so interested in it (hat he fell to thinking aloud, and confided all his hopes lo tho carpeuter's bench nnd tools, nsvar drenr:)Iur that ho had an other auditor. How should he know that Uncle Nathau Halo had just conipostd himself for n snocza up, tho wide bench under t'qa open window of hjs shop, and was listening intently to every word be pnid? There was Mi-spicions moisture in Un cle Nathan eyes and n suspifilons quiv er ou bis lips, Hs wits vary fnud of his nephew nud hli pretty flancoe, and he thought it really too b.td that they could not have their houao. ' Hero am I.'' quoth Uncle Nathan to himself, ''vortb a snug forlt-na, aud. no ear my use lor It, und really" Aud then nud there Uncle Nalbnn lorrofil n plan wbich ho resolved to put Imra-diatoly into execution,, 80 he said to Dad the next morning 'D.tn, I waut you lo build a houro for me." "A house for you, Uncla Nathan? Wtiat iu Ibo wcrld do ou want of a home? Ar6 yoo foing to get married?" t'Thnt is none of yonr business," said Unpla Nathan, irra.cibly. "Will voil iiuderlaka the job. or jipu't you?". Of course," replied Dan, who under stood the old gentlgmnti'd peculiarities "But when, where, nul how is it lobe b-iilt?" "I want it to be commenced right off," s-ild Uncla Nathan, decidedly. "And I want it liuill on that corner Jot of mine where the big elfps stand, That's a fine building spot. It is to be a cottage. You've seeu Den Morrill'.? Wt)l, that is lbs style; only my cottage is to be eer so much prettier than his. I'll leavo it loyoor judgment and taste, Make jl just such a house as you'd like for your- sen, auu you are not lo Dottier mo about it. Tuke it entirely into your baud. Hire all tbo workmen you want; only get it dono as soon ns possible. Call on me wbepever yon waut funds ; ex jiense is no object.' "Uncle Nathan, I do believe you ore going to get married!" laughed the aston isbed nephew. Uncle Nathan's eyes twinkled ns bo answered: 'You build me a pretty bouse, aud J'll propiiss you thcro aball be a 1'retty womnn in it within a month from the day it is iuiliod.'' That evening Dan told Ermina about the pottage which ha was to build, and that be b.elleed Uncla Nathau had matrimonial Intentious. Wnereat they both fell to guessing whom be wan going to marry, Dan gifsie'l Miss Naucy Dawes, but Minule believed it the Widow 11 inks. So Dm went lo work at Uncla Nathan'" cottage. lie threw iuto it all tbo taste, the pride, tho enthusiasm which he would have bestowed upon the Ideal cottage of his uwu. Once in a while Pncle Nathau cams to look at tbo build ing, nod approvingly, and go awoy. When ot last it was Ml flnUhed, nd be bad expressed himself delighted at il, and ever) body who passed said tt was tho prettiest bouse la towp.Uncla Nathan said o Dan; "Mow I want It furnished. I don't know the first thing about the furoliblog of a bouse; It lakes a woman for that. So I waut Ermina Lovering lo select and arrange the filings. She has more taste than uuy woman I know.' "Except Miss Nauoy D.iwes, Uncle Nathau," slyly BUgjcsted Pau, Miss Nancy Dawes ba hanged!"' ex. ploded tba old genlbmsn, Wnenat Dan langbed, aud went offlo tell Ermina of Uaoltj Natbn' desire, And Ermina, with carta lilanouo f-om ' CucU Nsthun, wrnt forth among the JufUltuio dtaUfj. ,.ud prvsep:y bf housa was all furnished from gntret (0 csllar. and Uncle Nathan ckIiib with pan nud M,lunie lu inspect it. "Very good, " Bald ho, after a toar throvtgh the house, "and now here'dyour py." banding Dan a folded fcoutr. D.tu opened it. It was a deed of the cottage, upon which Undo Nathau hud bestowed tbo poelia uauio f the "Elm Lodge," "Why, why, Undo Nathan) wbt dors Huh mean;'' stammered Dati, staring in bowilderment nt the deed. Erniiua peeped over bis shoulder. "Ohl jou darling Uncle Nalan?-' she cried, clapping her bauds. "You meant it for ns all tha time." '0.f course, little wilch,'' smiled Uuclo Nathan, pulling he: curl.-. "Are jou very muct disappointed because I am uot goiua lo marry Mis-s Naucy or the widow?' Miuuio testified her disappointment bv throwing her arms around his neck nud kissing bim rapturously. So, niter nil, Pan nud Minnie wcra married vcrv soou, nnd. lierim llfo lu this ideal col- tage. REUBEN SLEEK'3 LACONICS. "Verily, it is not the kuowledai' wbich theo possesses, but the use which thee makes ot it, thst will give theo promin eucc among thy fellow mon'sald l'.cubcu -laturduy evening last, as his yi'ltors galhored about bim. 'Theo can commit no (heft which will be more certain to bring Us own punish ment lhau to rob thy s,tomaoh for the sske of puibellijbitig thy person.'1 'Thy most d.tngoroqs enemies will uot itlways spring from beneath (by stktien in life; Ibe cnglo descends Irota lofty bights to gather to Us linlqckv victims. "-Py keeping on good'terras with thy- scll thep will always ha nretiared lu make the most o thy opportunities." fin gasping the right ban.d of tha man who calla himself thy friend, theo will do well lo f,ssuro thyself that bis left U not in thy pocket. 'f 'Eerily, the only path lo true happi ness n Ufa lies iu keeping the magnitude of thy desires in uniformity vim the dimensions of Ihy purse.1' "Thaa will often ba celled ttpou to exercise true bravery in facing tha world without dlsguisjog thy idculity." "Tbo boms of a dilemma will some times toss thee into tba lip of assured success. ' "The wise man never sits astride tha ridgepole of his dwelling ou a biting wintry night lo publicly ndverliso warmth and comlorts that exi.t within.'" "The brains of many men nre simply attics for storjug awny the supeiflacus odds aud cuds of dt.!y lifo." "Thy words nra tbo seed-corn of thy life and should ba selectsd with exceed ing care in vietf of tle anticipated, har vest.' Thy lips will often bn called upon to quaff Ibo bitter draught which nlona lll prists tha povyur lo henl thy moral infirmities." If Iby domcstto requirements aro set to the tuno of tho wash-tub thee should never run in debt for a pinno in tho hope of supplying a deficiency." DEFINED BY A TEXAIf, "I see there bus been trouble on the Rio Graudo, aud that a number of Mexi cans were kijled, don't jou know," said an EJufilish tourist to rt Tojas (jeutlcuiati In Austin the other day, 'Yes; a l)tlls fandango down thar. Yon bet the Americans will gst sway with tho Greasera every time," replied tho Texan, "Aw, don't you kuow, I eawu't fee why you always call tho poop(a of tho States Hs-mericaus, when you talk of the other peoplp of this couulry ns Mexic.iLs and Canadians, Ohiliana and Brazilian." "Because, don't you know, it means Hamer-I-c.in the Hamsricaus can ham mer nuy nation on top of tho ground. We hammered John Ball twice, don't yon know, anrl we can do it again, and if anybody doubts what I say I've got the tools tp prore it.1' As the proof appeared to be somewhere about tho butt of a suspicious locking re. volver the tourist did not gainsay it, but concluded thkt ho would got out of the beastly country nt ones. CHARLIE'S RAD QUES3ES. To youug ladies wereoverbeard lalfc. Ing glibly and confidently on tubur bau train. "Now, Mary," said one "tell ma why you qusrrelej." "Because bo's a ninny, that's the reason. Yon know he's been coming to see me for Iwo years , and I could see just as plulu as aujbmly else that be was bead over beds in love with me. Bnt ha didn't seem to hayo any snap to bim, and I got real Impail eut. Just as any girl wuuld h"nva done. A few nights before Christinas he palled to see me, and hefora l.a went aity I said: 'Charlie, I want lo lauko von a Christmas present. I want to be sure It will suit yon. It is somolbing real nice, warm, nscful, and ornamental, aud will always stay with yon.' 'A snarl?' he asked 'No, notasoarf,' 1 said, 'though It might embrace you. It weighs about a hundred ponnd, and I've be.rd jou Ihonghl It vry precious.' 0. I know,' be said, 'a bicycle)' By this lime I was nearly mad, bnt I mado oue more effort, Not a bicycle,' I said, but it can walk, has a mouth, eyes, rretty, and Is vry affectiocale. ".Now I know,' be said, nod what do yon think the ninny gatssed tbat time? A big Newfoundland doc! I was never so disgusted it) my life, and bava uot seeu Charlie since, Ie'a treated me real mean, and uow leap year's cne. and I Just bate him. Oh, there he i now at tha other cud of the car, Ain't ho sweet? I wish ba would come and talk me." I Li'.J UBS- Offal busy (tit, boaid or health. Mado ot ul work-a pvlr of shoes. A It'illing mill a rough and tumbU prlxjlh. --Subscribe for tho OAEim Ad7oca.te only 31.00 a year. " Sweet aro the uses of ndy?rjity," hut wo will exchange a Iarj-o lot or adversity. Just ns good as uow, for half tbo quantity of good luck. Subia-kfcper " Uy tho way, tlull I Itut In an extra buffalo?" English tourist ,.n....i . . run ici mo -svo an nrse, jou know? Er.er rather not drive a btilfalo trst time, j'oii know." .. William McKneiv. 121 Kayollo street Hsllimnre. Md siyji " I bolievu' r.voriu. uemi-uy-l a cood medl.-lrnv Jt is doing inn more (uod I ban anything I ever tried, and 1 lia, irle.l almost evryihir.,i for I him a aulo-rer from dyjnp.a." While "Kavonio Remeily" is a spicitic In stmuscb und bluildir iliteus'S, it is irpially valuable . . hm in unions nigoiiirra, onii!UiKtio!l ol lbs bowels tiinl all olannMI. separable Iroip the ooKilltuiions uf'wumeu. A youns gentleman who wai trylnj to ploy n walls nn tho pisno g it vunfusad ai,d mado n mlttiko. While ho ws erupnii! for tbo rlshl cbor',1, i lulls Ktl n tbo mom exclaimed " Mamma, Ijn't ho just liks papa? He hni lost bis latch key I ' When tho blood is loaded will, lm.,- iltOJ, and iiHyes slinrcishlr in tho vnlne. a lenitive is needed, this c.inlitlou ol tin vital Iluid raiiiiot last lout; without serious results There is nothing better than Avei's Sursaiiarillu Pi purify tbo blood, and iin'iiart energy to the systoui. Admiring ciuiin Wnat are vouo Ing to do, Tout, -sow j-ou'ru thru' cillcg?" Tom, who willies Pi bo rousidsrod eyulcal "Oh, I shall stand aside and let the world roll on." Admiring cousin, ol.arnud "Wby.lhsl's very kind nf ynu, Tom." Tha Hoot of do Eyil. To thoroughly euro scr dula it is neeca sary to slrlko diruclly at tha root oflbo evil. This isexaclly what Hood's 8arjepir.lls.lna, by acting upon the blood, tlmnujlilv cleaqsiiig II of all impuritlei, nuil leaving nut even a taint ot rciolula in tbo vital Iluid. Thousand srlui livo hasn cure lot fcrnlula hf Hood's Q irsapsrill i, testify to its wonderful blood-miiilrinc niialnln. Sold by nil dn-jgisis. "Whst a beautiful girl Uiatlsl" ex claimed Toig. "Such, a raru cimplssi.in 1" You mar -.jell cill it rare," muttered Mrs. F.," it certainty Is not watt dous'" Hits band and wifa may be ona in arcry other regard, hut when they begin dijeuising an oilier woman's good looks, you will Aid two opjulons. Eaoilcn's Ar'nloa Salvo. Til a belt salvo in the worl 1 for uls. bruises, sorer, ulcere, salt rhueni.faver sores, teller, chappel bauds, chilblain Is, corns, and all skin eruptions, and positively eurc put-., or no py requireu, ie is guaranteed to givo pot foot satulactlon, or money ro funded. Frioo 25 cents iwr box. "Jobnnyl" cried her mother fher boy iv'no was yoling with that peculiar intens ity of a small boy with the Ihrolila wi ls open. "Oh, Johnny!" "Yes, un'unil" "For heaven's sake ulir.t arc you jelling at that wai?" "Ma'am J" I said, what nro you yelling at?" "I an; yelling at tho tun of my Voice, ( though.1 you knotted I" Thmnaajs Say So. Mr. T. W. Atkins. Girard. Uan.. write. " I nerer Iic.il.ilo to recommend your Eleu- trio Hitters pi ipy cmtoinen, I hoy give en Urn satis(ueticii) upd are rn I 'i'l fllirj " Eloe t rip lliltcrs aro the purest mi l best ipudieino known and will positively cura Knlnry nnd t.iver CHiinlaiuu. 1'urily llio blond mid bowels No family run alb.rd to be wilhuiii Ibem. Tliey will favo hundreds of dollars ill doctor's bills cvrv Year, tijf.i at 5U cts. a bottlo by T. I). Thomas. Travelers will ho p!nd to lesrn thai Ct tbp National Convention nf Bsggage agents it was resolved that if u Irunk did not burst osun after b'ing bounced end over pipl four times, and tumbled out of the r.sr on tn the pisiform, it tbould bo delivern) In its riwuer in In normal cjinlilion. Bjgsgs agents are not sj deiirictiva as som.- psr sous inissine. The Rev. Geo. If. Thsyer, of Bsurbon, Ipit. says; "Both myself and wife owe our liyes to Shlloh's Cuniuniptmn Cure." Sold bv V F Diery, Weisiparl, and O T Horn, Lobigbtoii. Aroyou made miserablo by iiidiirstlnn. ronsiipniioii, ilisiines.. los nrappetnr, yel low skin? Shiloh's Vitalii-T u n pisitive cur. Sild by W F Ciory, Wei.aport, nnJ O T Horn, Lehigbloii. Why will j-o't rough when Sliilo'i's Cora will giva imniedla'.e relief, priea 10 roili, 50 cents nnd SI. 8 d. hv W F Dior, Woisspirl; C T Horn, li.iiighton. Sblioli's Catarrh Hsmedy a noiltlye euro for cilarrh, diphtheria, nn 1 canker nin ith. B..I.I hy W r nicry, Woisiput.aud U T Horn, Lehighton. IHackiil'tank" a Is.tin; nnd fragrant perfume. Trico 25 and 51) oacn. 0 il-i by W I-- Bierv, Weisrpurt, and O T Horu, Li highlon. Shilah's Onre will imme-li Italy relieve croup, whooping cough, and bronnhilis. Bold hy W F B.ery, Wempor; O T Horn, Lehijbton. For djspepila and llvor complaint, ynu hayn a printed Kuarant'o on veri bittlo ol Shiloh'a Viialiier. It never fails to cure. Sold by W F Biory, Wem.iorti 0 T Ifora, Lehighton. A nasal lnletf)r fres svlth eta1! hotllo of Shlloh's Oaurrh Reina ly. l'rlc.i Jj cout. Sold by W F tliery, Weisipart, O f Hum, iooiuton. --Chlldrau aro lunoy thiiiji, I was hunting for tho hammer not long tlesa, and was get ing out of puionos. After in-jiir-lug nl tho biys who of course knew rjotli lug abaut it -my little Rnh, fair years old, looked up Into my face, and beaming niih a smile as bright and sou. as Heaven, said "I'a, I krnw vhero Ibo hammer is." ) patted ou the hea-1, and told hsr she was the smartest or.o of the whold lot, and then I asked herr-"Whero is It, honey?" to which ih,e nalvley replied "It's lost." and that settled the matter. Drnnkennesj, or the Liquor Habit, can ba ecrea oy anministerlag Dr. Haines' Oplde : Spsolflo. It csn ba given in a cjp of coffee or tea without the knowledge of the person taking, It, effecting a speedy and permanent pure, whether the patient is a u)oderate drinker or n aleoholls wrecs. Thousands of drunkards bate, been mado tem-rate inasi who have, token the Ooldeu-SiweHja iu their ooffee wilhaijt'tlieir knnvUdj7nd to day believe th.y quit dnukiugof their own life will. Nu harmful eUMte result Irom its a lininlitretiou. Oures guarantead Ciraulars cil teitimonials seat free. AdJrssJ.OoBi), Sraoirio Co., IS5 Rae 6t. Ciueinnati, O. - "n' se r,b lor taj ejAsjij, AbtjcaTs- i ppl f 1:00 a yir, i Th GREAT a-aAiPiti co niioumatism.Ncuralgla.SoUtica. Lismhaij-,, Dicliacho, Hoadacno.Toolasche, 1 Coro 'XIiriMit. Swclllnjie. (inrelne, Ormleea. Unrli CcaMe, s rmt lilies. ' aid ill ornrit uoiutY rnxs aso irats. B.ia Iff Jlrnrtl.t. aa XithUtu arrrrefeore, flay Oitl. Tin: ciiAni.K A. vonEi.Ktt co Caoewm u a. vcnliiia a caj Ljiitislriu For Sornethtng Very Nice !n tha Wsy f Ladies', Ojnt'a and Children' BOOTS, SHOES & GAITERS OU TOrrr: Peter Heini. opposite tho rablia Sannre, DANK 3trec(., ..voiAOLon, iTjtcre you win une: a (trgs ani7 l'ashlor.a'jlo -stock to soloot from attVitraat Oash frlocs. Also Lailtes' and Qeat's "" Boots and Shoes lade to Order oa sUo notloe. Host Material and Tf arts., msnshlp Kuaranteod. I'rices ar tally ' Low si elsewhere. Your patfenage li vsr cordially larlUd. r lO.ra H. H. Peters. 8!TI!E1IS! Verr Mnierits Prlais aad Torfsct fits It tl sj mo'.to of tbts EitnoU-kmtnt. VUU are U Yltcd to iasy cot goods. If. H, PETEK8, TsJt once Bnlldlng, HANK 3tree April 2), )til, Leklghtec, Fa, Vegetable Sicilian HAIR EENEWER was the first preparation perfectly adapted to) euro disonsca of lbu scalp, aud tlio llrstsue-c-sasful restorer of faded orgrity bair la lis natural color, grontli, nud youtlilut beauty, 1 1 Las had iiiuiiy liultatois, but none have so, fully uct nl tba icrjuliciuciits needful for the proper ticalnicnt or tho hair and scalp. Hall's Il.tm HBxnvKP. has steadily gtcVu In favor, and tprcad Its f.nno und usefulness, to every qu-'ii tor of ilia glc-bc Its utipsrnl lalcl success can bo nltrlbtilcd to but one) cause: the entire fulfilment rf it$j.romltn. The proprietors liavo often been surprls4 nt tha receipt cf ciders frpm tcnio'o coui ir.es, where tbcyhad never made an ellortfof da Ii.troductiou. '4 he usa for a short tlmo of Hall's Haiti ItK.vKUMUt wonderfully improves the per sonal appearance. 1 1 cleanses the scalp frora all linpuritlos, cities all humors, fever, aacj dryness, nnd thus prevents baldness. l stlmnlatea tho weakened glands, and enables them to jmtU forward a new and vigorous, growth. Uha clfects ot this article are hv transient, llko tboso ot nlaohollo prepara tloiis.bnt remain n long lime, which utaUs Its use a matter of economy. BTJOEIGHAM'S DYE roii TtLC WHISKERS Will change tha beard to a natural brosrr, or Mask, as desired. It produces a perraaDMt. color that will not n aeh away. Consisting cf a single preparation, It is applied without trouble. rr.cp.tr.cD by I P. HALL 6 CO, Nashua, H. Hf Gold by all Dealers In Medicines. roa all Tp rOBME 07 Gcrofulons, ?lcrcnrla), and I'.Iood Disorders, llio boat remedy, l-ec-nso tvs nM.t Hvirehluc and thcrouglt bluJ-puritlcr,i Ayer's Sarcaparilla, SjM by all OrucgUU I ?l, tlx lwtf.a, 9 Pd of f a 1 I ( B d) . ill