Advertising Rates, Wo elosiro I lo be distinctly understood l-al no advertisements will be Inserted hi (He columns of Tiiic Caimon Advooati that tuy bo received from unknown parties or lerrus unless neoompavicd by tha riAau, The following aro our only tormst nS'K ROUASB (10 LtKSB), Quo year, each Insertion.. .....,...... 10 els, Six months, each Insertion lucte. Throe months, each insertion 20 cts, Less than three mouths, first insertion $1: each subsequent insci lion 2 els. Local notices 10 cents per line. II. V. MoWUMRK, jr., Publisher, Attorneys & Counsellors. Mi ltArsiiEit, ATTOBNBV AND COU.N81H.Qn AT LAW, EiNiSraisT.bsuianiton.Ps,. Bail .iitit and CMnMoa Aeeurr WIllBoTstid Sell lt.il Ritalo. Ctmve)nc;ns aently done Coif eitlons promptls rasa., arming ciimes oi (dints spslaliy. Hit be consulted In i:nllth Bailsmen. T. -i a. sxiDia;, ATTOUNEY AT LAW, Ornci-Cornerof Hank Street k Hankway 2nd tmlUtnst abovo tlni Oarbon Advocate Printing; Oirico. May 19, 1883-106 LEIUOHTON. Physicians and Dentists. it. w. w. u:m HHYSIOIA. ANJ SUKQEON, HANK STREET, LEHl'lHTO.V. SJFF1UE Hours at rsrrjvlllo J'rora a.m., to IV in, dally. Jits j bo consulted a tho English or Herman Language, May i. 'Si. A. Dr.IUIAMLK, JI ., PHYSICIAN ANDSVltflEON rpfll stUutlon psld to Chronic Diseases. Office: South tint corner Iron nrf in j sts Lo hljhlon.ra. Aprils, IMS. u. uHiir.it; m. i. U. 8 Cinmlnlns Snrgton, rnAcTiciMO prtysioiAN nndBUroEoir, J)Ericitj Hank Street. Ueusr'i, ULoe:c, Lcair.ii- Way bo consulted tn the Ocrra in Laiifjuaso. Nov. Mi. REMOVED. W.G.M.Sei5le,rSiciaii&Siiiic:ii! Has Itenovcd Ms Office and Kf sldcneo from Beooud St. to SOUTH Street, In thobaJMInir (ormorly occupied by A. .1 Iui.i.kni.iayi;b, where he will Lo pleased tn ceo his friends anil patrons. -IHTIOE lli'HHS: from $ to 9 o'clock P. M. March 31,1883. y. A, Habenold, D.D.S., liRAKUU OfTlUK-Next to Carbon Houso .DliUK. S3t.j U iti,'Vti '" Dentistry In all Its branches. Teeth ex tracted without lain, tins administered Then requested Hlflce Hays W EUNtis DAY ut rich w. e!c. I". tl. Aildlr'S. MT.i:NntU3, Lohlishcoup-y, I'A. Jan. 3, It 5,ly. W. A. OortrigUt, D.P.S., OFFICE i Oppisite Ilia "jiroadway House," Mauch Chunk, Pa. A BOOK ON Deafness &. Catarrh. Th above named honk of near t 'O nag's y lift. SIIOKMAKHII, tho wvlM;qanox iHrloneed Aural Surieun, will ho sent Irco to any address, livery fnrnlly should have this Hook. The ook Is lllustralod, and tub j- xj;Ulnl In plain IniiKuaKO all Diseases cflhe EAR ami CATARRH, and horr to treat tboe ailments sccccssfully. Adlrvcs,' Dr. 0. E. Shoemaker, 013 Walnut Street, HIJAI'INU. f'1 Hoe. 6,1SSI ly c ARBON HOUSE, J. W. BAUHHN'IIUSH, IMtOl'RIKTOI!, IUHKSt,, rjEHIOIlTQS, I'A. J.l Tho OA jnos Hol'k oilers MrsUclasj apcom. le.iaiions to ir,e i rjvuiuix iiuuiie. iiui.rni"; py too Ilay or wcck on lieasonauio icuus. phoKo UlijArs, Wines and l.lcjuors alwayson liaad. Ueod rihods and riliihles. with ultcn- AOKKItio.S hoTtTi.. 4ray between Maueh Ohunk f. r.clilshton IOPUM) MEYEI?, raori'-UTOB, fackerlon, I'enn'a. Tkls wtllVnovin hotillsadmlraUrrenited, .nd h is the best accuminodalltns lor pepnan 0 at and transient boarders. Kieellcnt lahles I,n4 the very best lioujrs. Also nno stables ttaebsd, Sept.lC-vt. "Mauch ' ChunY"HouseT Pmquehanna Street, Munch uhunk. l'enna., T. F. FKIIIt, Froprlctor. Tken vlsltlnir at the County Seat this Hotel will fuunit tn ho trt-cljss In every res fieet. Wines, J.lqnors, I.nuer Hcer. !lrars mi other lielreihments of purest quality at ke liar Ternn very maJerate. l'.ilrnnaso Mstoo. Sc,it. Si, :s Beer Saloon and. Restaurant, 1113 Vine St., Philadelphia, Dennis Gilbert, Proprietor, The Tar Is funrllhed with cholco Clears, f'reik lesser, and other refreshment. Ter pens Irvm I lis I.uhljtli Valley visiting l'lilia delnkla are respectilly Invited to cive mo a sail. IlCNjls (JautiiT. March Si, ltJi-tn J. W. RAUDENBUSII Resneetlully announces tn the puldlo that ho has opsnoda NKW I.IVP.IIY STAIir.K In aa.stlon with bis hotel, and Is prepared to loraisn ioams fur Faaerals MMn or Baste Trips a skertrst notice and most lllisraliermi. All srilerl lert at tho "Carbon Ifgulo" will rrceiro aronpl attention. Stable on North Krcet, sesi lao aotoi, itoniguion. au'.yi A PRIZE.-, I endQeents for hotlaxe.nn.lra ta neosuy noy oi iooie wilt belli vou to mora noser right away than auvlhlnir else In this world. All, of either soi, sueoeed from first hoar Tho broad way to lurtuno opens be. rose tbo workers, absolutely sure. At once ftddresf. Trui b Oo., Augusta, Ms. Iic W-ly iv-rsrLmruj nt.rsT.Y.t.iiimnst,io ia3 I) ' ti. a " M Hank bi ,kv-ii; A' f '-k K.''ioiti). ivxaueju kuuuh., a-u. ration's hwo tho heaeftt of tl.o lstestlru- frorsments In mo di-mis,.! appliances and ho lisst inetho Is of treatwani In all surgical aeef. ANV"ESTIIi:i-l" ndtnlilittelcd II Ja.lro.t. If posit'.K persons rcsldlnR outside of Maueh Uhunlt should in tke cusnsincnts by uiall. US TI. V. MoiiTHiMpn, Jr Publisher. VOL. XIII., No 10, Thomas' Drug Store, Just received a large stock of the very latest paterns of apers "AND- oraer. which I offer at the fol lowing reduced prices: Gilts, 35 & 30c. White Blanks,10&12c. Brown B's 7, 8 & 0c. All must be sold in a few months, Call at DRUG STORE for bargains. DurlhiRs Old Stand, Bank Street, LEII1U1ITON. ELY'S Cream Balm Cleanses the IIr.nl. Allays Iiiilniuiitnt ton ItenlbUicSorcs llcsltiri'S the irnscsoftasto tC7 T r-i f. -V U -J & Smell A net I (i n c. i; nun cure. f.dccct at llruiclsls. 60 cents by mail rents, tcrcd. Send fur elreulir. Saivplo by wall 10 cents. KL.Y JIUOTHCRS, DrMiiKlstt. Opcco.N. Y, dec-S2-yl rparosz-ts ui;.ise:ri:r, X (JQNVKYAKUKi:, AND QP.NERAL IflSUItANCE AGENT Tlie fyllowint Coeipnnie Rre Rupri6Btei: UCtlA.N N MUrUAIiPiniS. nUAIUMO MUTUAL FXUff, WYOMING VI H E, roTTdvii.Tj: Pinrc, TRAYKI.KHS AODJt.J-JIT JNrtUt Ainu Ivm,slT,ii)li nutl .IaLa-il Iloi-su 'J'lilcl etec'lvopiifl lumrftin c tr jni a.nv. TTT.T nf r wotMns peojilr. pend JO rents 11 H, I ,rosi,if:c, cni wo will lmitl ju free, XiJJUL a niini, vilitul'lo famjlo lux of Roo.Ta tt.nt yUl put )nu in tho w.ijr of mak tnr more money In a ftw )ny I Imti you eter t ht-ultt io sibl at hny ljulnctrv. Cnpltnl not rcqu'rcil. You can II vo at liome unit work In tpure 1 1 mo only, or nil tho lima All nt Loth rex?, ol ill nucc, urandly mcccmtul. &J cents to 4.5.CO easily rnrnctt every fVi-nlii. 'I liat all who want work miy tent the tusl ru?f, n'ii;inlothts tinier illelcdotri To all wliq arc nit wt-ll i.ttrsflntl we will icnl to pny tor tho trouble f wrltl .u ns. Full panlfi:! irs, iti.ccttonf, etc. cnt frcj. ltn meno pav ni&oluteIv sure for nil who start ntonce. Don't ileUy. AHrvaJ 5tix&o & Co, 1' trtl.in l, 'J.uiio. (jcc. lM-ly Dr. C. T. Horn, Central Drug Store, Opposite tbo " Oarban ljoijse," Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa., Koeps a full supply of Pine Drugs Si Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Stationery & Choice Cigars. Cholee Wines and Liquors for Medicinal purposes. Prescriptions very carefully com pounded, day or Blutit. ALSO, Just received, an Immense stock ot Newest and most Popular Designs la Wall Papers r-AN Dt Borders, which he Is oflerlnarat Pilccs lully as lof as tho same qualities and l'altcrns can be not In the Cities. If you arc about rcdecoratlni; your home, call and see styles and Icaru tlio prices before parcbaiinic elsewhere. Ueit.ember,lHHOIiNTl!AI. IlllUd Store, Vcb. V. yl Hit. II. T. HOItN. fjinnn nnn,nl'r'cnl' 8'vcn away. Send 1) If "ve oeuis poetaKO, nnd by VUUUUUulai )0U mn Bl.frsoap.icltano of ijoods or laro value, that will siart)uu in work that will iitouro brlni; youlii inouev faster than unyihlnu else In Anieriot All nnout tlio a2)0.tH0 In pres'ints with each hoc. Aeems npiitv.l evcryohero.of either sex, uf all attes, for all tlio time, or spare time only, low rk fur us ai their own homes, fortunes fur all workers absolutely assured Don't delay. 11. It a'.llit Co., Hortland, Mo. Ur"Sul)scribe ibr the Ad VOcate, only $1 per year. GREAT x . cutis w:ifKC Atmit fins, ki MS Ilirttl'm.giiHrup. 1 it.. d es I'd pw In inua r.,'l by drucu SI "V " i i ii inn in1 pny'sIIorjoBntlCftttle iovd"or it a rjre prerctit' Wo of Lunjr Vq cr and a certnin rnnedr for mnny tiisuo.i's lOYiiicu jiorePS, tot t:p, tihivp uia Jloprs we pub Jict. i;ftch racknco contnlns ono pound full velpbt, I'ltco sr.cta. ItHnercrsoMlnLuIlr. Tho gonutno Irnr cur rcrris lerrd rti'lo-MAibs to ftltt A unit a jirnn in i t rrcif, n j;ra Strtn Cauttan-1 abrl. anil tlio f40E 15 Jifcuer .0 Co.. holu .Top's, Iulti Iiioip.MU., U.D.A. I I'moiin isnnffp'n C'ubrli C'leorpttrn, for Cot A CONCdED LOVE EONQ. j.imf.3 jrrrrr rpckk. Shall wo meet again, loye, In Hie distant Wlicc,, loye, Vlicn the Now is Then, love, And the Trescnt Toslt Sliall tho mysllc Yonder, On wblrli I pander, I sadly wonder, Willi llicc be caslf All, Hie joyless Heeling, OIntir primal mfotins, And tho fateful greeting Of tbo flow and Whyl Ah, the Thingness flying, rrmn the Hernes, sip.hing For h loye undying, That faii; wouhl die( All, tlio Ilncss sadd'ulng, 'flift Whielinrfs inail.l'ulug, And the It'll uiiglndd'ning, That lie behind! When liio signless lnk,en, Of lovo is broken In the speech unspoken Of mind to mind. But the mind pereeiveth When the spirit grleyetli, And the lieait relievcll; Itself of lvor And tlio doubt misls lifted , From the eye3 of lnvo-gillod Are rr.ftt ond rifled In tho warmer glow. In the Inner Mo, !nvo4 As I turn to tliee; loye, I seem to te love, No Kjn tlierc, Hut Hie Meurs dead, luvq, Tbo Tlieeuess (,., lovo, And bum inlend, love4 An Ufncss rort A BUMWAY, Yonr Aunt O.irleton r.oil Comln Jen nie wilt bo bfreoolbfl next train. Jm' til." (-nid Mr. Willcv to bij i.epbew. "Y ni would bitter tutte tbo pony clinUe anil liriug Ibem firm the depot" ' C.iu't, A'" finitiRitviiy raysolf, sir " ' Ttict'euce jcu nrol'' rpondtd the old gentietnnii, pushing liN tfeclaclts tip over bis iorelic.td, and rrgniling bij nephew with mi uir of Eurpihed con (demotion, "Yes, sir. Chatley Itnnt invited mo out to his placo for n feu icidts, anil I thought I might ftj well go now na any timo " 'I should say that it was n very slrance lima to be lowing home; onr mint nnd cousin will consider it ns n rcrsouul nf iront, B'r." "It is not iuiended ns such, sir, Th iuvIi. to be fraul;, considering tlio ob jol of Cousin JentiieV visit. 1 prefer not tn a e her. And I must say that I think she wnnld have showed more sense and ddicncj if she Ind stayed nway.1' 'Your con-du is n very lovely Rirl, Mr. Impudence, and a-ou't bo likely to go n becging." I don't doubt it n tholoast. Hut for ill that tlio won't fuit us lor it vife, uncle." ' 'How do jou know that, you conceit ol young donkey! when yon have never sien liti?" inquired the iinte o)d man, "Common sense leaches me that no marring can bo a happy ono that does mt suing from mutual lovo. And ono Ihiug I am resolved, (hat I will never ninrry from tnerccuc rv motives.1' "Kohody wants y&u lo marry the girl unless yon like her!'' rouod Mr. Wilder, his face growing purplo with vexation. 'All I ifk U thnt you will stay and tee her, And I iusist npou it)'1 "I am sorry lo dlaoblige you, nuclei but if I khonjd stay, (t would only give lite to conclusions that I am anxious to avoid. Hut I will nliuijuish nllcltim lo tbo properly that yon nro so anxious should not bo divided. As tbnt seems to ho the miin object I thiiiU tbnt It oubt to ho satisfactory." A few iniuutcs later ljusasll passed by tha witidon', vulise in liaud lie nodded good humoredly lo his tincjo ns Lo glanced in, who ghred alter him in speechleca rage "H ebr.u't liavo u penny not a penny 1'" he growled. 'What's tho milter no?'' s.tlit the gentle vice of bis wife, Polly, who had just entered. 'ijntlcr enough, ltasssll has gone actually cleared tint so ns not to ttw his cousiu, What d'ye tbiuk of that?'' 'I thiuU you'll hnvo another altnok of the G01t if yon get jonrself excited," said the gopd lady, i.s she resumed her kuittiug, "It ltiHell and Jennie had seen each other befi.ro they had tuy no tion that yon untiled them to marry, tcu to ono but what they would bnvu fjlleo head nutl cars iulnvowitli caph other; but as matlcm nro now J don't believe, it would bo of the least tut. From what Ellen writes mo J should think Jnnio to be ns run oh oppouul tj it us lluae She says she cau'l bear to hear his iiamo meuttoced, aud that it was as much us she could d j to get htr consent t j come U all when sue heard (hat Itasiel was r t home." INDEPENDENT LEHIGUTON, CAMION COUNTY, "They nra n cmplo of almphtouV,' said tho old gentleman; "I'vo gat hall a mind to make another will and leave tuy properly lo pome oharitable iualitulc!" s j In going to Digbton, whither he ars binnd, Itussell Wilder hud lo travel part of tho way by 6laga. There was only ono passenger bti-ido Lluittlf, n lady. Ho noticed parlicularly tbo daintily cloved hands nnd uell-littliig boots. Her graceful lorm indicated that she was both young nnd pteliy, but I e could not eo her fjco on account of tho Veil Hint hid it, , Tho sudden startling of tlio coach, which sent some of tho lady's parctls from the fe.it lo tha floor, gi.vo Itussell nu opportunity cf speaking, when he re turned them. Fnm this they fell easily into conver nation, and it wa,s curious how sociablo they become, Tho lady inwardly thought her companion lo be the most entertain ing nnd ogrcrable man she had ever met with And as for Itussell, ho often lost tbo-thrend of hie discourse in admiring the red. dimpled mouth, aud the pretty teeth they disclosed whenever sho epoke or smiled. "Where do you waut lo 09 left, sii5" inquired the coachman, as they entered the village. "AI Mr. Charles Hunt's, locust Hill.' 'Why, thcre'b where I'm going," said the lidy, opening her eyes widely. "Net. lie, Mr. Hunl'ii wife, is my most particu lar friend; we used logo to school t; gelhcr.'' iA,ud Charlie Ilnnt is my most par ticular iriend, nnd one of tbo finest fel lows in tho world.'. ' How very oihl" How very fortunate!" exclaimed Rus sell, with n meaning glaucd at bis fair cnnipnniou, which mulo tho n sy cheeks S'ill moro rosy. "May Inko tho liberty of it ipiiring--" Uut just r,t that moment tho stage stnppoi iu trout of the 1iouh,i, cm tho portico of which stood Mrs. and Mrs. Iluut. enj ijiug the evening breeze. In a niomeut liusscu was miking li uu's will the former, while IiIh compa jlon rushed eagerly into the nuns of bis stiri prised ud delighted vifc. "Why whatn happy surprise. Jennie!'' sho sal !, nfter spiriting her visitor oil tn her ov.u room; ' I bod given up nil idea of eiiingyou tliis summer.'' "And I had no id-a of being nhlo lo come until just liifjro. I started. Yon see, mamma my step-manimi, yon know was goiug to Unce Wilder Vi. and she insisted on my going with her to see tbo hateful, dhngrceahlu pi if of n cousiu of r.iiua that they are elelerminpd. o marr ry rae to 8i when mamma was busy inching I just pp.t pn my (bings and slipped off. leaving U nolo to. tell wl ere I US going. Wasn't that a good joke ui men, all,' "1 thou) 1 think it was,' RV.d Nellie, with 11 burs', qf merriment far more than the oct-Asi 111 warranted. Whoi I saw who your companion was I thought J on were out 011 your wedding tour.1' "No, indeed j neve saw tho man until he got into the stage at I'. lint, re lly be is tho finiet looking man 1 ever saw, and so agreeable! Who is bt?" 110, V" Wrotince you when you come down-stairs. You'll have only lima to tlresf). Wind npil loolc ,our prettiest,'' If Jennie did not "look her tirellicst" she certaiuly looked very lovely ns she entered tbo snppcr-rnom, her llr.cn suit exchanged for ft (resh soft muslin, whose Kimpliciiy and piuity were relieved only by the violet colored ribbons iu her ha!r and throat, llussell hail ulso takeu great pains with bis toilet. The pause that followed Jennie'fi t.utraiipe wp,s, broken by Mr. Hunt, wbo in response to n iiie.iujog glanco from his Y.lfo raid; "Itussell, allow mo to iulrodqce jqu to yonr consiu Jennie; Mls C'arltnu, your cousin, Ius8.dl Wilder." Tho embarrassment y,hich followed Ihe blauk itgtnntsbnenl into which this amviuucemtnt throw the parties, so up, expectedly made known lo each other, wastjuickly dispelled by the turn that was given it by their bosis and hostess. "J suppose yon want to hook yorract Tor tbo nest stout"' Bid Mr. Hunt, sly ly, to Itussell, who hud been taken into his frieuil'u confidence. 'Aud yon,'" slid LU wife, tnruiug to Jennie, "I don't suppose nnjtbiug could tempt you to r.main, now tbnt yon nrd to bavo that hateful, disagrtoible " "Nellie!-' iuterruplcd Jennie, crim- soiling as she remembered her ford". 'Well, I v.ou't tbeu. Hut you mmt let me laugh I Juit to tbiulc of you both ruuning away fropi each othef nnd run jiug in the same direction, aud to the same place ' Tbo riucinn laugh that bnist from Nellie's lips was too coutagi- ous tn be r. listed even by lb053 at whole expense it was raised. No need hardly lay that Jusse dlrl not l.-ave (bo uext morning, nor did J nio seem at nil disposed to cr,t short tier vi.it on r-ccouut of tier cousin's niiex peclsd apptoiranpe. When Ibry dpd go they went as they came, together. Mr. Wilder' astouLbiueut wbg only crjualled by his delight, on looking out of tho window, to seo the two wakiurj up the path towatd tbp housf, arm-in-nrui, nnd apparently ot; tho best of terra j. As for llusiell qihI Jennie, Hay teeme.l to re gard ths uueiucctril meeting ns an in dication qf their "manifest dwitluy,'' ac cepting it ns such, much to the joy of then; nuple, .vboso darling wish was op. ooinpllsbed Iu the marri.igo cf the two, thus made happy in spite of themselves. S 1 Ll, ' . , A Yankee editor epiijr.iuirriatloally dtfluea the poutiou of tho grout mass of onr population when ho toys; "Jama capitalist at heart, but a. uorkiugmsu from nce.iy. 1 'Ah, Mi.s J). Htnllh, are jou going to have a noote at dinner to-daj? ' -Ye I bopo so. you will come, won't you?" ))at s uiebow i.ciiuer of theni felt Very 1 conifcrtsbls after that. Live and Let Live." PA., SATURDAY .TANUARY 1885, MBBBtat fXIUU. WW Sal.ssrihe for tho Ci,nn,J!i ApyooATE only SI. 00 a joir. Ho-ise of llifuge tho hom,s of jonr wire's father. If n gas man wero lo v?rito re'fy, would tils meter be correct. Nothing is impossible to him who wills-unless he is n married roan. Hnpe is lh,o osdy pood which t com mon to nil men; thosi who ha,ye nothing more possess hope still. Tb ckiof of the Minneapolis Fire pjpartiueut grows facetious nnd culivans tbo otberwiso dull pijss of his report with a flish of wi, whou, in cnumerat ing the Calais of fires, ho mentions looking for teal; in gas pips with n lighted lamp nni found it--," Shlloh's Vltalizsr Is what you need fnr Constipation, Loss of Appetite, I)i2ziness and all symptoms uf Dyspepsia, l'rieo 10 andTo cenls per bolllo. Sold by AY. F. Biory, iciespnrl, Ur. U. 1. Hum l.elnglilon. Croup.WboopIiie Coush and Brnnrliills luiniedlalely relieved by Shilob's Cure. Sold bv V. F. Ihcry AVeisspjrt. Dr. C. T. Hirn i.eblgbtoa. ' That haekinj Roush can la so quickly cured bv Shlloh's Cure. Vo gnbrautce It. Sold bW. F. Hury Weissport, Dr. C. T. Horn Lehighton. Will vou sulfer with Drsnemia and Llyer Complaintp Shilob's" Vitalizer is guaranleel to cure you. Sild by W. F. tilery weissport, ur. u. I. Horn Lehighton. Sleepless litahts.mnde miserable by that terrible cough Shiloh's Cure is the rcmo ly lor 3-011. Sold by tV. P. Uiery Weissport, Pr. 0. T. Horn Lehigliton. .Catarrh Cured, health nnd sweet breilli secured, by Shilob's Catarrh Remedy. I'riee 50 rents. Nasal lujuctnr free. Sold by W. V Biory Weissiwrt Dr. 0. T. Horn Lebizli ton. -For lame back, tnlo or chest, uso Elliloli's Porous I'iosler. Priro 25 cents. S.dil by W. F. Biciy Weissport, Dr. C T. Horn Lehighton. Sliilnh's Couch ond Consumiilion Curs is sold by us on a cuarauteo. It eurjs Con sumptl in. Sold by W. V. Hiery Weissport, ur. v. torn noiilgniop.. Ouo half of thi world tloesu't kuow how tbo other half lives. Anl itisjtl as veil. It saves a great deal of cossip. - O.iicago o'ergyniin says that o - one mau 1 q( of a huudrcel tells tha truth any further tb,iu he cm make it benefit him, 'Ta. la it rig'it tq call a mn bi r4 i Toland a I'ole?" ' Qf course, my child." ' 'Well, if a man is bjrn iu Hot land is ho Holt?" "I siw your ndv?rtisomont for ft young nun of gno( address,'' remarked quo of the applicants lor n vacant posi tion, "and I thought I would call i i and reply. My ndJress is Boston, Miss and if (hat Uu't as, good, ns the b,est, I should like til knqw where you will find a bett.tr one.1' Encilen's Arnica Solve. The best salve in tho world, fur-cuts, hrqiscj, soyes, u'pjrf, salt rhucni.fever sores, tetter, pk,qpp,cd hands, c!i i I bin nils, forns, and all skin eruptions, and pisitively cure piles, cir no ny required. It js guaranteed t" El vp perleet s itisfiir-linn, or u;uqcy rc fquied. Prieo 25 cents per bo)(. Iu tho S iaron estate. Miss Hill Mrs, SbarQ 1 ratherv-ill tqke her sharp and this, a p utter d;scrih;s, as Sharon qui shire alika. A thoroughbred niston girl never cills it n "crazy qiilt." She uanjq speaks of that insane nrlicb q? "nou poinpos incuts C0Yerli; Quesn Victoria couldn't appoint all the gre.it men wbo wanted tho position to bo Viosroy of ludia, hut she got pue Duffertiu, Druultarincsi, or the Liquor Habit, can bs cured by adrnlmsteriner Sr. Haines' Oolden Specific. It can bo civen in a cup of coffee or lea without the Uniivveilo nl the persjn taking. It, efiVeliiic a speedy nnd permanent cure, whether the palicut is q moderate, drinker or sn alcnliolio wreck. Thousands of drunkarils Ipivo brr, undo temperate 111011 who have (liken the Oolden Specific in their coffee without their knowledge, and to day believe tlii.y quit drinking of their own free will. No harmful eljeots icsult Inun its aduiiulitrotion. Cures guaranlcod, Oircqlar aud tctlinniiials sent freo. Address, Goi.iiisi Sprcirio Co., 185 l(fcce St., Cincinnati, 0. Make use of linp while it is pres. ut with yon 1 It depends upon your will, nnd not upon the nnn'.tisr of days, to have n sufficient length of tini3. What we lack tl natural abilities raay usually ue mauo up uy inrtustr; ft elwurf rrjty kojp paoa wth a giant il he will only move his legs fast enough. An Answer Wanted. Can any one brine, us a cssenf kidney or liver complaint I Hal Electric Hitters "will imtsptteilily curt? Wo say they can not,ss thousands e.1 cases already permanently cured and who are daily rceonnnendip Electric Hitlers, will pruye. Bright' ii lease, diabetes, weak hank, oy any urinary (viinplalnl nulckly curod. They purify thr blood, reguloto (ha bowels, and art directly on Ihe diseased pari'. Every bittle guar anteed. For sale ot 5.0a a bolllo by T. I Thoipas. A masher giZid iatontty tit a giraffe for a fow momenta, aud turning sully away, sighed forth: "Oh, if I hid n neck like thai, rhac a colar I coi)d w.iir." I lire In oonstant end-avor to fence naainst the mfirmalies of ill health, nnd other evils of life, by mirth) beiug firm ly persuaded that every time a man smiles -but mouh more when he hugbs -.It qdd; sornetbing to the fragment of life. Aycr's SarsaparilU, being highly concen trated, requires a smaller dote, and is more effective, dose for diso, than any other blood medicine. It is thot'heapest, because it Is the Let. Qjalily and not quaulily should bo considered. It Is an asjerllon whlah ndmts of much proof, that a stranger of tolerable sense, dressed like a gentleman, will bo bjlter receiyed by those of quality above hi 111 tbau ono of much belter parts vf'ioss dresa is regulated by the rigid Dotlous of frugality, Little prattler to elderly visitor 'iManima sat-s baby has cot my uosr: Wnat dqw she mean, Mrs Orumroer?" rjlderly Visitor: "She menus that Iiaby's npse is like yours " Ltltlo rrattler; Then kLy'a got you mouth, Lasn't - , I she? 'Cos the bast,', got any teeth, it. ' 1 .00 they vm mn Decked in tbo Blicenlcsl of whilo robes. Aletio fjaatcel tluw t,h of r.lle;by ball. Hestling in her cold-browo, hat were roue-tipped npplo blossoms, ntj. clustering over ber dress wero the eatn.p swcct-sccnied blooms. Not more fairy like wvre IheY. nor more beautifully tioted than Aleno Hllerby herself. Sj at least thought Kiymoud Ogei-e. Hut ho sighed as he gaz;d upon the pretty vision before him, who had prom iscd herself to nnothrxr only the d ly bo fore. Promised to uiatry ttohcrt Wllis, a mtu lor whom ltijmoudfiltsomo con tempt ns beug superficial act! vrci. 'tl have come to bid you good-by,' ho suid. ' liusluees requires me ugaiu Iu tbo city." 'Oood-by," was the reply, iu a low, formal voice, ns shf laid, her slim, cool uugers iu bis. He held HTOm as lie looked at her, nud then ho said, in a wslful toue, n jlrauge exprpssi&a growing in his eyes: ' I wish you would give me a bunch of those flowers vou wear.'' She ljcsened some ond laid thtni In his, hand. hen he left h:r he trailed ft litter, grim smib. "I had quite forgotlen the significance of apple blossoms, "Prefer ence! What a mockery." So .Meno stayed cn for ft whilo with herannt in Kllerby hall. AlelieH moth cr was living, but her father had long boon dead, an 1 left them but a scant in come. Her aunt, Mrs. Ellerby, was also in moderato circumstances, for tbo halt had now a hcay mortgage upon it. So Aiene was not m Ijelrest, nor even a young lady with rich relatives. Her aunt had colled Hiytaand Q,;ro a "culllvn'cd ReutHnian.'' Again t,he had called Rob Willis "A foolish fop." Two days after Otero's departure Aiene as astounded bernunl by saying sho wished to go homo, 'i'hls announcement crt Aunt E lerhy to pondering. Rob Willis had been there only that afternoon, aud sho had seen him going down the grav. eletd walk with a remarkably crestfallen nir. 'Us is a prodifjions nnmhsknli, lint his father is worth a mint." Aunt Eller by had said to, herself. Sho said to. Altna the next miming at breakfast: 'Yon see, dear, I nm thinking or sell ing the hall (I have a fair offer for it) and going to live with Ross,.'1 B;;ss was her daughter, married, and living in Pnr!. "Why, Aunt Nan, I Ihocght you never meant to sell tho place." "Welt, Bess, tho cara Ihavo'herots nsitlfj WP, 51 1 think I shall go. And you may go alorfj ifynnr mother can pay the expenses of your voyage. After that, between ns, your niqthcr tud I will manage (o keep you, thpre a reason tit la !. So within olx weeks Almoandhet aunt were well off 011 the sea and clmost tho first prrsnu they encountered p 1 brfird was H.ih Willi-, Wbn'.evcr "set down" Miss Aleno hud onco given him she was civil to him now, and his esteem for Ihe young lady seemed In no w (so lessened rroni the fact that she was en route for the old world. Qae day Mr. Rflb unconso'ously dropped ftoip cno of his pockets some vnpeis. Aiene, treading the passage shortly afterward, pioU-ed them up. One of the papers was flattened and tlast worn. Certainly Miss Aiene krew belter than to rend what did not belong to her, yet here she was perusing: Deau It',n. You have surprised me.yet I confess I nm nnt whiillv ni-pleased at jriiu proposal, I'leaso call Ibis evetiing. Yours evermore, Aixxe Kixmnr. This was vrrilten again and again, all over the sheet, each copy growing nearer nnd nearer loa likeness of ber own hand, She dropped tha paper and thought. Tbeu she looked again at the da'e and drew a great sigh. It wos dated May Id, the day hefore Raymond Ogere bade her good by. Aiene neither foinled away nor did she face Mr. Willis with a scathing glance of scorn. She only left the papers hero she found Ibem, retreating into the ante-room with one clenched tight in her little fist, Tbat night Aiene astonished Ibe worthy relative who accompanied her by askiug if sho knew Mr. Raymond Otero's address, "No, my dear," was the reply, and witu tno worns urr last nope nf ever agaiu meeting Ogere vanished, Por she was speeding away over tho AUaulio, every minute beating her farther and further from (hp man she loved, nnd with no means at her command by which to communicate with him, t,ud what things may not happen Iu a year? A few days before Aleue sailed for Ihe old world Oera sat upon tbo balcony ot ft hotel In Paris, IJe bad been there three weeks; by his side to-night sat n lady, who bad done much lo brighten bis voyage thither nnd his sojourn iu Paris. This was the Oouutrss lirlttnle, who had been visiting spnio friends omong tlio Americans. The countess was poor, and owned nothing but un owl haunted abatteau, where she never went. She was a widow, and qiite his owu ego, to bo sure, but what did such things roattor qo ioug as people agreed and wero happy ? And tbeu her position had such rare opportunities to benefil au arcbilious man. And, tiucouscioiisly Raymond found himself listening to this wooing, aud wheu at psr ini foj tha night tho countess laid iu his litAid a tea rose she had worn in her hair he actually caught himself murniiifjna some yeiy mellow sentiment, Pifteeii miuqtoa later, in his chamber, I be opeuwt his memorandum book to ro-ske au entry, when something foil lo , 1 . 11 , 1 , ,, sua iimr, as ue went to una It lie saw i only u dried, oriukied bunoh of npplo 1 1 I V... I.. ... . i . r , . ... .., n, .i, u..,i, iiiri;iini 01 tveiy. 1 o-. hiUH ujjuu, 4 UUlll ft! jail two tears fell uoon tbe little dtad petals. 1 imng else, gazing upon it, uulil al last a Year if Paid in Advance. If not paid in advance $1.? Whatover be Und Ihouyh of Ibo coutitfss, ahe wa; uow lojgollcn, ond her pt.rce he saw n fresh, slim j;Irl in w. lie, with pink checks and pink flowers peeping out from behuil lb,er$. Withiu tweiitj. Iot;r hours he had engaged a ulatj-rooui op, a steamer bonnd for New York. , 1 A Jjr. a crasb.a shredder ff It from stem lo stc;p, nnd Aeno was Awaljo iu thrice. People were rnshing on deck. fhey had collided with another rjteatnei and Ihcir owu ship was slowly sinking. At l;ig-lb it was eiscovci,ed that the other vessel was comparatively ULloj'ir- ed, and b.oats were nat out and the Ibrong.cf terrified pusseugers wero cou veyed. as rapidly af possible to the other. vessel. One gentleman a finely-formed fellow of about 30 -stopped short oh the flick cring light of the cabin M tin tho lace of the girl he held. Sbo had not foiuted, but sbs was weeping hysterically, and heeded nothing about her. Her gold brown hair fel u masses oyer hor white wrapper and tangled in his hand. He staggered njamst the partition fr an instant, than controlling himself, he was about to pass on, wLcn somo one darted pas.t him. Ho seemed to realize thositualion. "Ah! Mr. Willis ILL) U your wire. Hob Willis lurned. "My what?" he ask??, lcolag arouud. 'Your wife." "Oh! oh! you are mistaken, sir. Ah, I see, od friend 0oere! IIow d'ye do? ' and the next instant he was gine. Aiene wat now staring itito, tho face above her own with rational eyes. She had heard what Ojere had said, and reuitmb. red the note, "His wife? Nevei!" tLe ptiod. fiercely. "Djjo.u think that, I would marry s.uch a cfeaturo is thai?'' ibeu the comical side of tbo situation striking her, she burst into hjt,lerica laughter, in which Ogere joined. Xes, Jr. Rob had dono nil Ibis in order to rid himself of a formidable) rival, and he hail snpccedel; bqt his vanity bad overleaped itself, nnd he had not found tfta popr but beautiful Miss Ellerby rp mttch iu love with himself or his mouoy-hags r,s with, her mpmrry of mo lUisent. They must liavo broken it off,'' thought Oere, ns ho finished his pic meuade vith Aiene, 'Will you be my wif,?''he whispere.l.ris they sa dqwu. ntj for answer Aleno turned her- poor, foolish, teor-s'.niucd fsco ond hid it on his sleeve. Not uulil they were on shore md Sir. Willis well awny from them dors Aleut enter itito the e;ilm,i'.iou b,er luyer craves. It is right that ho should kuov that he had utYCf sold hers ilf to the man slrjdid, nqt love, m Ogea had heeu upi astng al this while. A.ud ubs for bt Countess Btittole, with tier faint proposal.what would have been her feeling could uhe have seen Ocre'c face at this rnqmenl? A few years late Mr. aud Mrs. Qjere met her. Stil oyery attractive wtineu, she had succeeded in capt;rjqq it ich Euglish uauiEer. A PATRON OF HUSBANDRY. President Cleveland will be vary popular wjth the nitrons of husbandly' said Gihooly to Mrs. Col. Verger, on the occasion of n sopal Ralberinr; at ".he palatial residence of tho latter, lou refer to Ihe grauger ehmcpt, 1 suppose," said Mrs. Y.rger, who is well up in politics. 'Qb.no; by palrous of husbandry I refer lo the mother with marrageoble daughters.'' N. U. Mrs. Yerger has seTeral mar riageable daughters, and the whole family is going lo Washington next spring to be present nt tie inapguraj ball; IN BOSTON. "I notice in the report of the ball I bet Miss He Silver wose nothing but dia monds nnd pearl jewelry,'1 remarked fa cetlons Mr. Smith. "J hope she wore something else.'1 'Cortaiuty, sbe did," replied Mrs, Smith. ' What else, praj?'' J'llcr cyeglnses," SETTLERS WANTED. A man who had a bad habit of letting his accounts with the butcher, grocer, elo.. ruu on forever, was; seen tbe other day by one of his creditors, packing box home. "Hello," hesaid, 1 what are you going lo do with IbatJ" "Going to put my goods and chattels fn it." 'What for?" i 'I'm going to movo out West.'' "What's ibat for?" HOh, I'm going out there to nettle; taere's uotbin' here for me,1' "Going West to settle, nro jou?" "That's the racket." "Well, you'd belter settle here first, Then'd nothing out there for ns, and we want settlers m this oeighborhcod, about us much as any place oa ever siw," PAINFUL RUBfBJSE, "My dear," ho said as ho entered tbe honse, "who is tha geulleman across tha street?' "I nm not sure, bqt I think he is au old bean of raite." "IIjw long has he been waving his baudkcrcbielr" l 'flti, more than Lalf an honr." "Is he trying to flirt with yon?" I 'That's just what annoys me. He may mean it for me, or for (be l.tty in the bay window above. "Ii it's for me oucht to kuow it, and if it's for her I'll pever speak to Ibe shame-faced thing agaiu as long as 1 live! Obi qeorgtl you don't know how vexatious ami un certaiu it t to have roomers aboa jou! I wish we had a little outtaeq of our owu," wi .1 . w j SOertbo icr tbeTc-ABiAoroctTi.- i The Carbon Advcte, An Independent ratnllT iTowspapot Published every . ATtlRDAY, In, Lehighton, Carbon Co.,ra., by n.vi:t:v v. siuitTiiiimat. Omi-K-IIAKIVAY. a thot llstfuic ktis;' the Lotiiab Volley n. I Depot. TDrnis: $1.00 pDrAnimm in Atecu Evanv nueciarnoN or rtiu ikc iavvt J ob I? riii tin c: AT Vl:m LOW 1'EICES THE niioumaltsm.Nouralnla.Solatlca, Lumbago, Bac'saclio, I leadacho, Toothache, ' Rore Thront, Swelllni.. Hprnltie. lirnlM., lturu. fecnld.. t ro.t llltp., xn aii. oniiR noiui.v rius jo srnts. Sul-l ty nntxzl.u ,r.l n,!.l.ra r.n DlcTt. 'riur O..U . nu: finiy.ns a. Vor.i.i:it CO. ,..a.vv.suico) u.nimur., sj,r;ts.a (Samwr. For Something Vsry Nice in lh Way ef Ladles', Gent's ond Children's BOOTS, SHOES & GAITERS QO TO Peter Hcim, opposlto tho l'ubllj Square, DA ml Street, uciuiuiin, tucrc you win unu e. i.aro anO Fashloqublo Stook to seloct from at Lowest OasU Prists. Also Ladles' old Qent'a Boots and Shoes Made to Order on tho nail co. Host Material and Work. manitilp KUiirauteod. I'rloes are fully a Low as elsewhcro. Your patrenago Is ver cordially Inrltcd. r to-rnt Health and Happiness, P 9 DO AS OTHERS Are ycnir Kidneys disordered? A.iuutj " w, uruuciu HIS irOH TilJ RT11TO, MH weco,iUtor Iliad Iwii siren on tr 13 test dooirnm Ctrelt." H. IV. DoTcraur, Modhiule, lonlaIleli; Aro your nervos vonk? "Kldnt j JVt.rt curod i.m from r.or.o.ii'WrMcTiees e, after I was not irs-tedtouo."-lfrs. . i. U. CiJilwm, Lt C.i(lli,i.lJciiil(tir Cleveland, a Havo you Bright'3 DisoaaO .KWner 7ort cured no when wy water m Jiu 1U tiuvfk uid tA.ii nice blood.' i t iiau &oa xmo, nice tood." t iuik vviijea.rc.bodx.suu. Bufferlns from Diabotos? tTtlHaiVprt U tin i.iost tuecc, sful renedy I hae CTer luyu. Circs Unotl ImmedUtQ rcller." Pr. 1'hUllp O, frdlQB, Uunltisi. t, Hnvo you Livor Complaint?- riEldne7-Wcct cured me cf chronla rjTcrDliMte after 1 imyed t J c'le." Heni7 Word, 1st. Oil. Cth Hit, Onard, X, T. Is your Back Jairto and achintj? "ludnoy-Vyort,a tctik) cared u-e when.I uu luna I had to volt ent ft Ki1 Havo you Kidney Disenso? "KLiney.Vcrt Tntvlq ra round inltor and klrtntw nttcr yoara cf r-Ltnoc-ful tioctorlnc'. !) Worth $l)jiboi.'-Gi3' Iio4jos, WOllaiiutoivTa, V(u VC Aro you Constipated? "Kldncy-7ort rcutcA ei-y ciacuntlon atid er4 cm aClcr 11 years tu of othrr irtfUlrinrs.' cl3on J'ulrcliUa, lu AUaai, t Havo you Malaria? VKidnor-Vort Las dono letter t'ttvn any otker, rvmwlr Ita.o eycr used J3 rty pratrtloo." Pr.lCtorli,ligLiIlwo.Tt. Aro yoxx Bilious?. laJucy-Voit htu dons mo moro cm tk4n any. otbjr remedy I Mvj rvcr tnlrcn." Mrs. J. T. (J allow ay, Hat, OtjrrL, Aro you tormented "with Piles? ''lZltlu:r.1cirtpcrnuiftly cured tn cC bJoAttlns: riles. r. i7( o. iCitno recoiumpnd d It to mfc" Psit), U. lioxst, Uu&tir iU li&nk, ifycrstowu. Pa, Aro you Rheumatism racked? ,,Uitlru y.T7t)rt currd m?, aJtrr 1 wtu enn up 14 dl ty ioyaIcifttisiind I laJ tuirerM thirty juer. Ubr MMcoIoj. West IJalh, Us3m. Ladies, nro you suffering? "Kldru-yAAjrt cured too'cf rci-Ilor triuot tWYonUytiorsLtindlfi'r. Many frieiulitiswi nnd prh lt.M lira, it, Isamoroaux. Isls La Mot, TU If you "would Banish Disease i and gain Healtli, Tako AYER! Cherry Pectoral, No other coinplali.ts are so insldloos In Uielx .mack as thiisoatfcetlns tbe throat and ltuisi i.ono so trilled with by the majority ol suffer, ers. The ordinary cough or cold, resulting perhaps from a trifling or unconscious ex posif.o, is oficn tint the bcgUminc of a fatal Ickncjs. Avon's Cncnitv Vr.c toual baa well proven its efficacy In a (o'rty jears' s?bt ollh throat ami lung diseases, and, should be, ukeu Iu all oases without delay, A Terrible Congli Cured. " In 1S5I J took a t eyce cold, which affected toy lnnpii. I b.vl a tuilble eoticb, and paasMt iitglit af tcr nloht without sleep. J he doctors RRvumo up. l Hied Avrn's Cumnv w rniiai which relieve,! my luni, lneluce-t sleep, and afforded ino tho ret iiecrsssry for tlm neoycry of my ntcnslli. Hy Itiq. conlluued uso of the ITtToKAt, a lwniin nciiteure was etlfclod. J am now a yer old, halo nnd Lenity, nnd am satisfied your OiEHiiy rttlOKat. saved me. . , Hon ere rinnnoinEr," Ilocknshan, Vt., July 15, 162. f roup A Mother's Tribute t' Whilo In the country last winter my llitla hoy.throo years old, v, as lakeu 111 with ereui ; It soeinct as If ho would die. from Hrsi litinu. Due of the firuilly mrgctcd the iu. M Avkii's CliKiiuv 1'i:itoiial, n lioitle ut which was nlwajs kept lu tho lions. Tlili vms trlnl u small and frequent dotes, m it lo our delicht in less than half on hour tlm littla patit.iit wne Lrwitliiiif eailly The doc tor sld that the t ill uuv 1'lt-rpuAL ba.( saveil iny lUriuiti'a life. Can ywu wonder nt ourgratlludor Hiueercly vours, Mkh. Hh.ma Ornxny." IK) West 12Sth St., Sy York, May 16, f 3. "I havo used Avkh Cpinnv I'reTonAi, In my family (or teveiitl yiirs, and do not heslutv to prioU6c it thu most elleclunl remedy for coughs and cdlswe laio ever Ulld. .,.l. CKAKS." ljttoCi)H!il, Minn., Mr.irh )3, 1(62. "lsulfer(jl forilihi year" fiomDronelilllo, and kfti't tiyipK mniiv rimed lea with no sue ee. 1 wat eureSl hy tlio lo of AVEn'a Ciihh itv l'MrnitAi.. ' Joskmi WjiLDrje." IH'I'V1. -ti'l 5. H6;. ",l eannot say eHilfh In praise of Arm's Ciir.uitv I'm T.r'i itritevfiiE as I do that I mt fur its uw I i.vai.l lonp since havo died (roni luui; trnuli! H. Hu.voijoj!.' Vletliio, 'rtiA, April Ii, IS!, h'p cam ot un affoctlnu of the throat ot Ittuie eil.U vhioh psnnot lwcreally rellcred iy-tho IM lf A VKIt'H (JlllUnV I'KCTOIIAt, nl It will citmt cure when tho disease tuts already t.-j ond tbo control of medivmo. i nri AHEi) uv Dr.J.C.Ayor&Co.,L,owell,Ma6si &Vlbjrs;iliruiiw lily EsSVliV,EJ 1 QAM 1 The blood CtcArjscr;.