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VOL. XII.. No M.
LEIIIGHTON, CAHBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, JULY 12, 1884
If not paid in advance, $1.2o,
Attorneys & Counsellors.
rp a. sNYiunt,
ATTOHNKY AT tAff.
OrncB-Uorneror Hank Street & Uonkway,
3ml bulldln above tho Carbon Advocate
Printing I ltd ce.
My t, IMS-ins LnnioiiTorr,
-yy M. KAFSKKIt,
Vl'TUUNEY AND COUNSELtOIl AT LAW,
DASsSmtT.LiniiiBTON.PA.
R1 i..tl,.ni1 rinlbictlan AuAhev Wlllltuvind
'II tUal Kstste Oonvejanclnir orally dons t"ol-
! etlnnx protrpttr made. .Lining t.staies oi ii
f lant 1 pclaltv. ila.v b. consulted I" I ntllfb
a dutrinnn. fl".
Physicians and Dentists.
D
It. W. W. HEBEU
PIIYsKSIA ANb SUROEON,
bank strei:t, Lttinmrrox.
OFFICE Hours at 1'arijvHIo From 0a.m.,
lo Vi m. dully.
May be consulted In tho Ennllsh or Ocrmnn
Lansuane. Slay 17. '81.
A. liKKHAMUIt, M !.,
PHYSICIAN AND SCIIGKOV
Special slb-ntton paid to Chronic tMjMscn.
Office: South Hast corner Iron no n i (dr., t.o
Hshten.Pa. April 3, 1675.
II. UEUEIt, 31. I).
V. 8 tSxumlnlnR Rnrrrenn,
PRAtJTtOISQ ritYSIUIAN and SO HGI30N,
Drricit; jjauk street, lumen's iilock, LrhiKli
tou, ra.
May be cansaitcd In the Ocrm n Language.
Nnv. 3'.
D
K. C. W. 110WKII,
PHYSIOIAN AND sunanoN.
May Ira consulted In ihn Herman or Unijllsh
!a"KUii?o.
ntnw "Lpnoslte Darling's Drus store,
llANK St., Lelilgliton. I'a. Jan. l!-y
W. A, Cortright, D.D.&,
OFFICE : Opposite the " tsrnailway House,"
Mauch Chunk, Pa.
Patterns have tho hem-lit of the litest lm.
reovaments In iuo-hinli.il appliances und
ho nest, rnetho Is oriri-atuicni In all surirical
eases. ANJESTIIEI'IH admlnlMcmt II
dr.lred. irposid'.le, persons residing uutsidu
tif Maaoh Unanlt should m ike engaa-i'mcnts
by mall.
1S8V1
QARBON HOUSE,
J. W. KAUDKfJIIU.SH, PliOPRIETOK,
Hank St., f.wuauTo.v, I'a.
The Oaibon House Mirers (Irst-elass accom
modations to tlo Travodnif public, lioir Una
by the IHy or Week on Ueasouablo Tonns.
llholc. Clgarm Wines and l.lnuors alwayon
band. Uond Sheds and Stables, wlih nltcr
11 fo UoJtters, attaehe.l. A iiril 10-yl,
jp.VCKEItTO.N HOTKI..
JJMwa, between Mauch Chunk & Lehighton
LEOPOLD MEYER, PnorRiarou,
Paekerton, Ponn'a.
TV Is well known hotel Is admirably refitted,
nind h ts the hestaccoiniooilaihtns lor in-mian-ent
and transient hi-irdcrs. Ksiollent ifttde
undthtivurjr best liqaors. AUo Hue Ftahlcs
attachol, Sept. 10-yl.
Mauch Chunk House,
Susquehanna Street, Mauch Uhunk.'l'cnoa.,
T. F Ei:ill(, I'riipilt'lor.
When vlsltlnir at iho INiunty Seat this
Hotel will round in be Hrd-clHss In every res",
pect. VVIieS. I.lqu rs, l.ltuer Hcer. 1 'itfars
nnd other Itelrcsh.iienis of purest qu.ilitv at
the liar. Terms very moderate. 1 1 fiinsjo
Solicited. S0.H. !K, 18S.1
Beer Saloon and Manrant,
1H3 Vina St., rhiladelptSa.
Dennis Gilbert, Proprietor.
The Par Is runrtshed wlih cholco (Mears.
Frenh Iviifrr, and other rclrcshiuents. Per
suns Irom the l.chlith Valley vlsltlnir. I'hlla
deltihla aru respectfully Invited in Kie n
all, lla.i.Nts UiLDElir.
Jlareli a, 131-tf.
Livery &, Sale Stables
i
SAN It TlttCIiir.LilUtllUllTOM, Pn
PAST TROT TING HORSES,
ELEGANT CARRIAGES.
nd poalUyety. WWnn IUIICE3 than any
other Livery lu the County.
Lar.Toaiut hmdnoaio Carjlazes for Funeral
trooaand Woildluis. DAVID I20UKUT
toT.'J2. ISTi
J, V. RAUUENHUH
RARnet(uUy annoanwd tn the puMlo that he
lias m.nod ft NKW LIVKItV iSTA II In
onn-etlon with hla Uuttl, and Is prepared to
fur oUt Twins fur
en shortest notleonnit motU ltbcraHerraa. All
orders. I ft ai the t'tUrlvm Houte" will rroclre
p"otapt fttteailon. Stable vu North S'reet,
Bxt the hutel. Ijohluhton. au22 1
r. A. Tinman, Fnllsllrr or American
and Foreign Plents, Washlnktton. IMI, All
baslness oonnected wlih Patents, whether
before tba Patent Otllce nr the Courts,
pountly atteade.1 to. No charge made un
less a patent Is ecured. Sent Tor circular.
ri--5S0!.lNTON Iin fc-rvKY. lashl.ma ble
11.3 " UooTand Hiiok Makkh, Hank St.,
JeniKlilon. ah wur warruiuvti,
. n I r- nittmift Bne,lAllv. nmt U'A 1r
I AN 1 1 kn is. a it n It 1 11 n a J
ii iiiiMKsrr.Aii i'kk i irii'AT-
N nml allkllii'I ir I.AMISIUtlPT hmnrht
An I tdd. I. irxo Stu.'k, and lllKht Prices
inld. Iin you wim 10 oll or buy t If sn,
write tn A, A THOMAS, Attorney at Law,
mm,
Send to. forno'tas. and r -eelve
free.u ristly hnx.f Keod
which " II h-dii you to more
money rUht away than any hlnic else In ihls
wnriu. nil, hi ei iter ae, au -oee i irorn nmt
hour The t.mad y In inrlnne opens be
fore the workers, atwli t lysue. Atu ce
tddrtis, TRCK A v0., i-ortland Me, 1;
ess ?m3saf ntr .1
Spring
'H J i
most Fashionable Novelties in SriiiNG and Summer
MILLINERY GOODS
Ooinptlaini n Ltrso Assortment of
Hats, Bonnets, Ribbons, Feathers.
Flowers, Plumes, Tips, Laces, &c.,
ToRetber with n full llni nf TRIMMING GOODS of tho mnst beantiUil iletcrip
liou In Iim foniiil iiiiywliero, nnd a OIIEAl' n they cm pnsvibly be roI.1, O.ill ami
nee fur yinr.M'lven, anil be !ini vltiuol that my stock is its Ure 113 the l.irgebt, iqual
to tbv b;-bt, und as cheap as nt nuy cither (Htablishtueiit in this section.
Mrs. E. PATH,
April 10m3
&c, S.c. Our Young Ladies and Gentlemen
call bolnrn purrhaainir elcwhere, as they will
Tuwil AT III) HUM l'ltlCl:S.
OH .Post Office
Anrii s. isn-iy
Beady for Sp
est. Mis
Mill SSL 1
! BnOilii,
Tin and lieet Iron fare, Hon$3 FnriiMiini Goods, k, k
Is now offering extraordinary bargains i'or Cash !
Ho Is tho only Attent liuown lor tho sale or the
Bessemer, Sunshine, Othello, New Champion and Apollo
Itanges ; Montour, a ighthouse, Excelaior Penn, and
Eclipse Cook Stoves; the Princeton, Early Buwn,
Belmont and Real Double Heaters, with a va
riety of othor Square and Round Heaters,
All of which ho is now offering at tho Very Lowest Prices
Also, on hind everv kind ol STOVE URATE and I IdE 11IUOKS. Dealer mall tho
best makes urPU.MPj,
Roofiing and Spouting, Prompt and Cheap.
Store on SOUTH Street, a few
Patronage livitcd; sa lsfaetlon Kuarantccd.
Ho ! For New Goods !
. M. SWIMY & S01
Have received an enormous stock of OIIOICE GOOPS,
comprising
IIbbeis ami Mmrs; h3b9
Groceries, Queensvvare, etc.
Old Post-Office Building, Bank St. Lehighton.
BEHDFOi? ffSsH jrrjlALDOX
KSr&Vk. Sis
4
ft
circular "tfC.AKaiil&'v' onr
Oont Fnrc
1838. Established
MARYIH
Marvin's Is the only Pafe wllh absolutely dry filling.
Marvip'a I the only Safe havinc; he"tnni!ur,nd srnove". Improvement.
Marylns la the only Safe havine a rnntinuous pnjcetlnc flange on the hinge side of door.
' Marvin's Is'tho only Safe in whlen Iho door and frame are ii.ter-lnoked at all milnts.
Mnrvn' Is tho only Safe in which tbe door jolnls will nm and cauuot open ami spread bv
th upimn of bent.
Marvin'a is the only Safe tbeback of which cannot ba removed with a common screw.driver.
Iteinember that no other make
ot lUnrvin s tongue nnd groove improvement, or the "solid forged
frame with sliding back-plate." Call and examine.
Marvin Safe Co., G23 Chestnut St., Philadelphia, Pa.
Agent, AUDEEW SITE,
Near Ju. & S. Depot, Lehighton, Pa.
March , UHm1
Btyies S
Mrs. Fath
Recsctpmlly announces
' to her lady friends that
I'lieliri lino liicf rtitriirr1
M""- J
yuVoni New Y'ork with a
New and Splendid line
of the very Latest and
Bank Street, Lehighton,
2 ml door In low thn XI. E Church.
.0
Tho un Icrslgned calls tho nttcnllen
or his many friends and patrons to his
Largo and fashionable Stock of
Consisting; or
s
AND
Drevcry description nnd Stylo In the
Market, Including a special lino or
Lady's Fine Shoes
Also, a full line of
Umbrellas,
Parasols,
Hats, Caps-
will find It tn Ihelr advantage to tlve him
nnd tho HE.-jT SELLCTI.U STOCK In
BAM Street, LEHICIHT01I
3James Walp,
Successor to A. V, MOSSElt,
Manufacturur ef and Dealer in all kinds of
Stoves
Ranges,
Heaters,
doors above
Bank Street.
Juno 30, 1S8:-U
Read Vhat a Patient says of ii:
"TlinFaitliiPslTHircliased from ton !n Ananifc
to to ma iuut cuuluilvnly thnt "wlillu tticre ii
is nope.'' iiiey uiu iiifctr worK (ar lie
utmost cxpccUtlona.for IcertHlnlr dli
rt lliat tl liabltcif HJUHTEEM i'UAim
ION could be completely pcttt'ii under con
Iho cxceedinalv short llmo nftwn mnntha
cati aisnroMm that no fjliemfdeBtr will kct nine
o:n ilolllC nil lh.it I run In xflillnty in Din en-nn
Wl.l.'ll Vill KIIFAl V rniwn an liminflnlnl n mtim.ltr.t
AboTOeitractfro-noleUordattKl W.Va Deo 23,1E21
730 rauilles aro preparocl oca soM oalr hj tbft
HARRIS nniVJEDY CO. UPC CHEMISTS,
208KH,IOth.St. QT. LOUIS. MO.
Ca3 V&Xs tseitatst S3, t3 catla 53, tttto cealls 1
4G Tears. 1884.
SAFES.
of Safe has even the equivalent
Thomas' Drug Store.
if fia e
o m s S
li M CD
eg, CD a. O 5 (-5
s w 3
-M s y P
Hay Pover
Is a lype or ca
tarrh hiivinu' pt-
ciillara mptmn.
It Is nttcnlctl by
nn intliitnoil con
illtlun il tlio tin.
In ir tiK-niltrano of
ilio nostril: tear
lupt?, nnil threat
n It p c t int; tho
I imiJf. An ncrM
inucii; I??et reled
the (llFclinrut 13
iicno inn ti nteit
w
iiurnint! sens iu
Inn, TIhto oro
U.SA.
sovorc fpnnni8 of
noe Ki nn. ir
acne, a wnlcrv and hiflaii.cd Halo ol I he eyes,
Elv'i Cr'ntYi Ttnlin ts a renipilv fnMiidcd nn n.
I'orrcet dhmno'ls ol this disease anil cm be
dei-o'idcil upon, fio reins at dru-'Ulsts. fOc.
In mull. Sjinple bottle I v mall lOcts. Ei.v
lluii".. nruKKlsts, Owil'o, 2it Y.
ileo-'-l-vl
J- (JON VEYANUER.
AND
3F.NERAL INSUItAKOE AGEHT
The following Companies are Uepresentedi
LiKlJAN )S MU I'UALl'inU.
UBAIUNO MUTUAL 2?IIJB,
WYOMI&0 Firtc.
rorravii.i.u nnii,
LKItlQIi lTnK.sudthe
TRAVELERS AUHIDLNT INMUlfANOE
Also r.innvlvanli and Atunial Ho.'o Thlej
etec lvoand ln-uraneo Uompativ.
Marcu:3.1S73 ' TU08. KHMBRCn.
dOLD!
ror thnwo'klm; class. Send Mcts
for posiaue, and no will mall you
ee.ari'jal, valuable boxorramnlu
goods that will put jmi In the waynrmnklni;
more money lu a few iiajs ihiin von ever
IhouL'ht i osslble at nnv business. Capltnl
nm required. Wo will start you. You can
work all tho tlmeor in sinue llmiMinlv. Tho
wml; Is universally adanied to both s .res
youna and old. You can aslly earn In in 60
eenls to $5 to every i-venlntr That all lit
irnntwiirlt may lest the business, we mako
this Hniurallelcd idler I to all who are nut
wen sausmu we will send n to i ay tor Iho
tri.uld- ol nrltlnau Full arllculars, ,11.
reel Inns, etc., s nt Tree Fori ones will ho
made by those who ulve tjiclr whole llmo tn
work. I treat success nbsnliitplvMirp. llnn't
delay. Stan now. Address SrtMinN St ro .
I'artland, .Maine. dcel6.1y
Dr. C.T. Horn,
Central Drug Store,
Opposlto tho " Oarboa House,"
Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa.,
Keeps a full supply or
Pure Drugs & Medicines,
Fancy and Toilet Articles,
Stationery & Choice Cigars.
Choiro Wines and Liquors for Medicinal
purposes I'liwni'limia very caiefully com
jinuudeil, day ur night.
ALSO. Just received, an Immer.so stock ol
Newest and most Popular Designs In
Wall Papers
AND .
Borders,
which ho Is offering at Trlecs rally as low as
tho same qualities and Patterns can begot
In the Cities. If you are about redecorating
your horr.o, call and see styles and learn tho
prices beroro purchasing elsewhere.
Retbcraber, THE UENTHAL IHtUU Store,
Feh.S.-T Dr. ('. T. HORN.
A f PMRld """'"d ror the Lives or all the
AlTPiIi 1 1 I'ri'ldcnis or the V. 8. The
uuiJ" largest, handsomest, best bu..k
eycr sold ror less than twice our price. The
laslesi selllni; b'.ok In America lmimnse
pri'llttloaKeiils. All lotelllant icn,le want
It. Anyonoean Ijeeouie n suocesslul aKnt
Terms iree. IUilkit Hook t:o, I'.inlniid,
Maine. ilecll-yl
FOR SALE BY
GILLS01T, BSHJAUU ts CO.,
Beat Estate and Loan Apfis,
MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.
Mony L-'aneil, I Information as to
Far us . r Sale, Gov't k Hit. Lands
Bus i.e.. Ch.noM.. Cheerfully furnished
Mtb , im-eortf. '
0UB KIND OF MAN..
Br uur.i v. rtiLET.
Tho kind of man forynu and tno
Ho faces tho world utilllnchlngly,
AnJ smiles, a long as tho world resists,
With a knuckled filth and fores like Csts
Ho lives tho lifo ho is preaching nf ,
And loves where most is the need ol loyoj
Ills voire is clear to I lie deaf man's ears,
And his face sublime through tho btiud
man's tears;
Tho light shines out where the clouJs were
dim;
And tho widows prayers go up for Mm;
The latch is dirked nt the hovel door,
And tho sick mini eees tho sun onra more,
And out o'er Ihe batren field ho tecs
Spring blossoms and waving trees
Peeling, as only Ihe dying may,
That Ond's own servant lias eninn that way,
Smoothing tho path lis it still winds on
Through the golden gain where his loved
hnvo gone,
II.
Tl.e kind of man for mo and you;
However little of worth we do
He credits full, and abides in trust
That time will teai li us how more is just.
He walks abroad, and he meets all kinds
Of querulous and uneasy minds,
And, sympathizing, he shares the pain
Of the doubts that rack us, heart and bruin;
Ami, knowing tills, as we grasp his hand,
Wo are surely coming to understand!
Helooks on sin with pitying eyes
ll'en as the Lord, since raradise
Llee, should wo lead, though our sins
should glow
Asscnrlet, they shall bo as white ns snow
And feeling still, with a grief half glad.
That the b.id are good as Ihe gnnd are bad,
He strikes straight out for the Right and
lie is
The kind of man for you and mcl
THE MAGNETIC BOUNCES
'They call us Rcientifia men cruel,'
sviii Dr Khigmnin. ns wo sat on the nf
ter-ileek ol tbe steamer, wntcbinp; thesun
Mill: over tbe 1 infant mountains ol Spain,
"ami I'm afraid il's only too (me. For
my one part. Imuat plead guilty to pev
ernl detds which v.ere rtallv very crutl
and one nt least, which might fairly be
called tlonmigut ti.ilbiirimR.
"Indeed!'" lejoined I, looking nt (he
worthy professor's broad jolly face, the
v ry mcture of kindness and good
humor. "Well, if nuy duo but yourself
hid told me thnl.IItrr Profe.sor,I should
not have lnlieed n word of it "
"It Ih true, however,'' laughed good
Miduwe Klnp;ujun, whoso plump, sniil-
iny visuge looked just like n reflection of
her husband's; "und uow that von hnvo
c,iuftS3td, Friedricb, yon nre bound to
do penance by telliuc tba whole story
yoiirs-tlf."
"So be it," answered the doctor, with
jiviil grin. "You must know, then,
rutin l-err, that uhnut leu years ago, lie-
lorcl had Gretchen litre to look after me,
I was veiy loud ot running Irmii onoout-ol.tbe-way-cmuitrv
to nuothcr.aiid etu y
iug nil manner of slraugo places nnd
Htmngo people. Kn I thought it n great
piecu of luck uhen I got an appointment
a medical (illicerto theGtrmnu legation
at Teheran, for I had never been iu
Persia yet, nnd I thought this a flue
chance of seeing wb.tl it was like.
"But when I did nco what it was like
I can't say I was very much pleased with
it, idler nil. Tho journey through west
ern Persia from Tabriz wns simply nn
endless succession of llio unst nnc.mi
fnrUblu rides Imaginable upon extreme,
ly bad horses nver somo of the. wors'
ro.uls In the world; ami, in addition to
this, wu had the certainty uf getting wet
nnil buugry nnd dirty regularly every
day.mpplnnented by a slrong probabili
ty of being robbed auil murdered at nuy
moment.
Ami even when I got lo Teheran nt
last, I did not fiud it much of an im
provement. For the flrt week, what
with Ibo bent nnd Iho dirt niidthebid
smells, ami ihe constant worry of brush
ing nway dust that was just as thick us
ever flvo minutes later, and tho excite
ment of being bitten nil night long by
every in-ect that cimeoutof tho ark, I
wns moro ele-nd tbnu alive.
'If there had been anything to see or
to do Ibero it wouldn't liavo been quite
so bad. Hut one couldn't go out by d tv
lor tear of tho sun, or by night for fo r
of being robbed, s'abbjd, or eaten up by
prowling street dogs.
'As for the city itself, it struck mans
by far tho most fillhy nnd utterly unin
teresting placn that I have yet seen, which
was a great deal for any man tn say who
had been all across western Asia; ami
the sublime shah, when I Was admitted
Into bis nngntt presence, turned out to
be n greasy Utile man In big spectacles,
who looked much more like a Uwyer's
clerk (ban a king. '
'Bat tho greatest nnisince of nil wero
tbe beggars, who seemed to be ns count
less as ocnsts; and of all the beggars the
worst by far were tboso rascals whom
yon must hnye seeu for yourself when
you were in the east, pretending to be
pilgrims aud begging money from every
body ou tho strength of their being 'holy'
men holy pigs, r.itherl
"I've seen these fellows in m.tny rlif-
feront countries and tinder many differ
ent names ns marabouts in North Africa,
drvisbe iu central Aln. fakirs in India;
but I never saw tlem anything like ns
had as (bey were nt Teheran. You
0'tuldn't show your faoa out of doors
without bavin awarms of them around
yon in a moment, all clamoring for
money, aud that, too, unt as if they
were asking it ns a favor, hot demanding
it like downright r libera. And. in leed,
they were not a bit heller, and many of
them n great deal worse.
"Now, it happened that a few rHys f
ler I first arrived
I had a visit f om a
" T ,, 7
' Ho bad lived there- ecrctal
German engineer IntLosLah'a service.
year?, ft&el
knew tho .language aud habits of lbs
Persians as well ns it he had bseit oua of
thein himselr; and sn, like a good lellmv
that he was, ho gave mo nil the informa
tion he could tbiuk of about the ways
of the place, S3 that I shouldn't get in
to any scrape through my inexperience.
"Among other things ho warned me
that I'd be likely to hnvo a great deal of
trouble with these pilgrim-beggars. lie
said It was common trick of their3 to
find out bcme Europenu who had lately
arrived, sit down at bis door, and rofuso
lo go away till bo gave them some mone.i ;
In tho meantime they would keep up
such a hideous honllus nud screeching
that any one would soon bo glad to pay
to get rid of them.
"As for elrlylug them awny, any man
who ventured to lay n finger ou them
would be inslautly murdered by the rab.
bio of the town, no that they were very
awkward customers in every way.
"This gave mo nu idea, I saw plainly
euongh that to pay bjnc'tfiuail to ane of
thcho rogues would only Uy mo open to
be preyed upon by a bumlrid more. Ho
I m.tele up my mind to give the first that
canio suub n lesion ns would make oil
the rest glad to leave we alone.
"I bad not long to wait for nn oppor
tunity. Tho very next morning n, tall
lean, ragged, elirty-lookiug scare-crow,
with one eye and n face like a monkey,
came and squatted ou my porch, an
nouncing his determination to stay there
till 1 gaye him some money, and attempt
ing to spur my charity by yelling out
nt (bo top of his voice various scraps of
tlio korau.
"1 bore it ns best I might until mid.
day, when, ns I hue! expected, the rascal
took a nop, nnd then I commenced oper
ations in my turn.
"I was makiug some experiments iu
tdtctricity just then, nnd had brought
with me fioin Europe a very powerlu'
tltclrio battery, I bitched the wiro lo
tho metal cup that tbe ftllow- held iu bis
bnud for alius, nnd gave him a Might
shock, just enough to nwako hiui.
"Then I told bun once more to be off,
and, as ho .van beginning to answer im
pndetitly, I let him have it iu real enrucst
with Ihe whole strength of the battery.
"Oh, if you had only seen him! He
flew he.d over bee Is right down the stops
into the street, and rolled over nnd over
in Iho dut, kicking, roatiuguud shriek
ing tike a madman.
"His metal cup, with all Ihe money
that he Lad bfggod that luomng, tum
bled out of bis hand, and i passing boy
promptly snatched it up and ran off wilh
it; nud wbnt with that aud tbo two teeth
which ho knecked out iu bis (all, it was
r iiber a bad moruiug's work for my
fiieml.
'JIv wife always says it was vry cruel
of me, nud perhaps it was. Hun ever,
my cruelly bad at least one good result,
for I was never troubled ngaiu by him
nr any other beggars, bo loutf ns I re
mained nt Teheran "
"CROWDED OUT."
"I vhnstrcntetiii a stutuetnl manner."
he b-gonyestetdav, ns bo halted a police
man on Gratiot street.
"H ive the boys been after yon again?"
"No, der pnya vahs all right, it yalis
a young man who makes, n fool ot mo
He conies into my blace two or three
weeks ago und sajs bo vahs n society re
porter mit ii bap. r. D l vims nil right.
If anypody likes my societj Idont bounce
him nudt."
"What did he waul?"
"Vhtil, py-und py he says to file;
Mister uurteriiuiintr, now you like me
to say in der biper dot your daughttr
ICitio glf a baity list vheek und eatery
tings vhns lovetv liko Boston Etyle?
Vbell, I feels tickled dot my Kitie vhas
to ho iu der bipers, uud I set oop der
pier."
"Nopody sees. After awhile der re
p irter cnnifs aronmlt nnd tells me dot it
Wus growded out He Itels vry sorry,
lint lie oen't In lu it, und py-unel-py h
auys: 'Mr Oudt-rdutiker, how yon lilc
me say in der rape'r d t your vbifo vhns
in Toledo on a visit nilt friends?" Vnell,
I like dot. My vhife vhas home mil der
kitchen, but it looks vhell in der baptr
dot bo goes off on a Wait,"
'Aud you set np the beoi?''
"Yei. I like him lo mike a fine
notice, but it do.ui' come ondt in de
bluer. He comes nronudt in a few days
und suys it vhas grnaded oudt, but he
vhns sorry und can't help it. I vhas
madt, hut py-nud-py ho says: 'Mr.
Ouderduukor, bow you like tno say dot
yon gif a oofl'oe mit your palatial reM
elenco.tind dot it vhas der most recherche
aifalr of der seasib?' Vhell, I always
have snuio cnflVe for preakfast, nud if
der vhas somo recherche around here I
like some iu uiy family. I buys taxes
uurl vhas ns good as nuypody. 1 1 Ulls
him to go nhea I mit his item, uud he
Qlls oop mit peer und g'ei off."
"And it didn't ome ou'?''
"Not an im1i( lie vhas a sbwiudler.
I fituud oudt be vhas a house painter.
Yon see how yon can fool a mau vheu
you tickles him ahust right."
' Well, he's so much ahead."
"iliypo bo vhas, hut in a day or two
ho will come pack for some more peer.
Den I shall tlx an item like elis; 'Our
fellow-townsmin. Sir. Oaderdunker,
who vhas In Detroit ten years nud bays
his taxes, can mop soraepody all o.ifcr
der floor, nnd preak bis bones, und
black his eyes, und step on him in such
recherche Myle ns heals Iioston all to
pieces in der middle of I it vheek!"
ALawer's Opinion, cf Intsrejt ts All
.1. A. Tawney, esq , a leading attorney nf
Winona, Minn., writes: "After using it lor
more than Ihren years, I lake great p'eas
are in staling that I regard Dr. King's New
Discovery for L'onsumpliiin, as tho best
trninly in Ihe world forniilelis nod ml, Is.
I' has never tailed ti cure the nihil ipvpm
mid I have had, a. 'id luvariably relieves
iiiiifliii in in- cue.b
'j rial Hollies n nu. sure ruro lor all throat
' ZT ""If?'"'"' ""I 1 r"? Hi '
Advertise in tbe Aivxnvn.
AN 0E3TIIIATE OEOAN.
Inn small oeiuruh, at a little village
near Brighton, where the cougregnliou
could notuOurd to pay nu orgauist, thiy
recently bought a self.aotiug organ, .1
compact tnslrumeul, and well suited lo
the purpose, aud constructed to piny
forty different tunes. Tho sexton had
instructions how to set it r.oing, nnd
how to slop ftjbutuuforlunately, ho for
got the latter part of his busincts, aud
alter singing tho first four verses of a
hymn before tbe sermon, tho organ
could not ba stopped, and it continued
playing two verses more; then, just ns
(he clergyman completed tho words ''Let
ns pray," the orgau clicked nud started a
fresh tune. The minister sat it out pa
tiently, and then retiewed his Inlrodtio
tory words, "Let na pray,''- when click
went tho organ, nud sUrled off ou nn
other tune. The sexton aud the others
continued tbelr exertions 'lo fiud out the
spring, but no man could put a Htop to
it; so they got four of tbe stoniest men
in mo cnurcn to shoulder the perverse
InRlvnmeiit, nnd they cairied it down the
centre ai.sle of tho church, playing away
into tho churchyard, where it continued
clicking and playing nwav until the
whole forty Innes were flnMW.
The following rnploil rrom tho Lowell
Daily Courier, epoaks well n( nn article
mode in (heir city. "Iloml's SarsaparilU Is
f.istRrnwing inln us'.nnd doing much good.
This Is nn (patent medicine,' but n prepi ra
tion of a standard article for sppeifio diseases
and its effect is slid to uo very marked.
The testimonials which (hey give are bona
fide, Irnm pirties who havo used thn prep
aralton,r,iid elieerlnlly give their testimony
nslnPsworlh. Those tifflleled with scro
fula, biliousness or cenernl dehililv, should
try this remedy. Hood .t Co., aro carelul
and experienced pharmacists, aud their
preparations can bo relied on."
TSOTJBIi'S EXrECTUD.
Btruggliug surgeon. "No. dear, I can
not go calling wilh yon to-night."
His wile "But ysu promised that you
would."
"I know it, dear, but our finances nre
vory low nud I must not loso a chanceH
to got a fee."
But what ohnnco will yon or? No
patients hnvo sent lo you for a week,"
"I know it. dear, but I expect tn bo.
summoned for a very importnut surgioil
cnie, pi-rhaps n broken leg, b' foro tho
evening is nver."
"Where lo?"
' 'Across the way. Jim. Drown over
there is house cleaning, and 1 just saw
Mr. Drown going home with a step
ladder." Subscribe for ami read the Advocate
it contains all tbe latest local news np to
the tiuia of going to pros".
Off for the summer- flvnnel.
An oprra rI.iss tho ouo taken bo
tween tho acta.
Can a sorrel team bo sot down as a
pnir nf rod drawers.
Never civo up? vou ran find a reined v
fr TI'irt I)i-i.o, pvptv one who hn tried
Pr. fSraves' Heart Regulator eay it U a suro
cure.
Tho bandits of thn West are known
ns rnid agents, In the East Iheynio
bank presidents.
It takes a long lima for a woman to
gel into the thirllrs, but when sho docs
gt there she slays!
A clertyman docs not uecesiarilv
pray for lettuce when he says nt the la
ble; "Let us pray."
OUArtANTnr.n to cure a cold or conih
Aeker'.relehriilnl Encllsh Hemelv. Sold
hv Dr O T Horn, Lehighton, aim E A Horn,
Weiss port.
A bicycle rider iR slid to be like n
South American rilatp, becunso ho is al
ways on tbo brink of reyolntion.
It is a qiestlon whether it is belter
to tnllc iu church, as metubOM of lb
clmir do, or go to sleep, like the oldest
deacon.
ITsr ACKrn's rixiir.'sn nr.MEnv for Con
sumpil.iti. S.,1,1 hv t)r. f! T Horn, Le
highton, and 13. A. Horn, Weisport.
Did it ever occur to yon why a law.
yer in conducttug a disputed will one Is
like n Inptsi performei? Well.it is br.
ctuso lie files through tbo heir with Iho
greatest nf fccs.
lion. O W. Ilavsiltl. Waterloo. lonrn.n
member or the Siato L-nLlaliiro, kep Br. 1
lacidn Oil. tho ereit ihIii eur. nn iIia ram.
II v s!ii'lf,niii! savshorooshl'rs It Ihe greatret
remedy ever used fr bodily nilments.
"N." 'aid Hrnwn lo Rihinnn wilh
n sth, "I haven't got change fur a five,
but I should liko to have It for a
chan ge."
It may seem singular, hut it is ntv
erlhelcss true, that n woman can slnnd
squirelv in Pennsylvania aud yet be In
a New Jer'ey.
HUNDREDS Write Ihey owe their life
and present cnod health In Acker's Encllsh
Remedy fur Onsumntlon, Omehs, Colds.
Ac. Sold by r.. T, Horn, Lehighton, and
E. A. Horn. Woisspnrt,
A Virginia girl married n tramp who
turned out to be a Duke. We've no pliy
(or her. Slie should lnye known what
ho wns before she mirrled him,
Elllli asks; "Will you pleaso sei d '
mo a receipt for a nice home made pie?"
Ye, Edit Ii, we will send the r.-ceipt in
the very first mail niter wo receive the
pie.
Offering candy to an elephant Is liko
offering marriage to an old maid. She
may turn up her nose, but she occeplB
It all the same,
Tho demand for napVln-rngs made
of wood grown at Walter Scott's home,
Abbottsford, Ih proving a great drain on
the forests of Maine.
Don't let any one convince Von that these
ptlns around ynilr heart are not heart dl
sase, Ibev rf. lo md .l-Uy bm procure. Dr.
Graves' Heart Regulator, 30 years have
proved Its Value.
"Wo need more Insane asjlnms in
Ibis country!" ixcliims phiUutbr pi-t
who has eviileuily been crowded out in
some mysterious manner.
"The mini who whis'lrs need never
he feared," said a philosopher, hut nt the
time ht mida Ihl-i asettton "Sweet Vio
lets" lud not bco i written.
Now is the tints of y ar when the
newly fl,dged pradmta he ttates between
becoamg an editor right off or going as
waiter In a Bummer hotel,
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yf Mf? DO S OTHERS
C?&OZrJ HAVE DOilE.
Aro your Kidneys disordered?
-Kldnoy Wort bruuslit mo frciu , y eriuvo uit
wi.i-a,nltcrl liaU Own lreit on I y 13 1 -pt.lotloi in
Uutrcit." ii. U'.Doviraui.lIochnraj.Jciiia.Hl.U.
Aro your norves wk?
"Eldat'V Tj't rtiiivl f .it i n. n i i. iiUnM-1
c..nft r I at not ix-wr'ul 1 j II ," 1 t )f. El. V
Havo you Brigrht'o Disease0
"Kiir.er .o- c cirpd i la whe 1 my vucr u juwJ
liko cLcSa xuii lacn liko bld."
Suf f orinff from Diabote3 ?
"Kiinjy-Wor:tJtaaino!.6iu lrci:t I havo
OTtr usuO. UlYttt olno t ft .;.tp i.itj r in
Dr. l'Jiillln u Jioltou, lion w tun, Yt.
Havo you Livor Complaint?
"Uldncy-A-'ort cured uoc. ciroiaa L.r
otter li'mjod to Vic,"
Hciuy Y.tra, bio C.J. c:.:iI ii.Cuar(J,K.T.
Is your Back Jaino nnd rxliingr?
'Iutlncy-Wort,tl bctt.t) cured n.o irhui X was so
Umo X tod to icll crt ot l
C U. 'iol..ajc, Tlwautcc, Via.
Havo you Elidnoy Discr?
'lIlncy-Y7crtri.'w3ojaoffi)ui llilltcrau I k la. a
niter yoars nf r.oucrt mful i torJofr. its woriU
Aro you Constipated?
Tddnty-Vort cauaos eary ova' a' o a and cured
do alter 13 J'Carj vu cf v hov in- un ne.'
II J&on I'.drcLdU, tu Alboas, Yt,
Havo you Malaria?
inJ!n?y-ort has dono un rt r nny other
remedy IUayo ever used lir t rrr- .ir "
Dr,iiii CUr"' bwLUl ncr0' Vt
Aro you BUioua?
'TniacT-Tcrt lma dene mo r. -jcvI la ony
other rctucdy J In to e.rr t itun.'
lire. J. X, UcIUa, ay, X2' Hat, Crccoo.
Aro you tormontcd xrith Pilo-?
'Kidmsy-Yort permanent I j c f I i cf uj(,uu.c
Vllca. VrVr. ( 111 no rrcc:r. ir i 1 i i "
Geo. U, Hun:, Cablucr lu Lit Ujcr ,wq, To,
Aro you Rheumatism racked?
U dnij7ort curt a ue.Bfurl w , .v. i up to
tUo ty i hyslcians nnd 1 1 m mil- p ) tu.i a
lUbrldo Jl-icUi, . l 6 tt I ulna.
Ladies, nro you fsuffarinpr?
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hloKrapher. Oul. t'onw.-ll, h e lit T
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tunes. All new beaui . rs sin e, - hi';K i
chance Tor ilnti,. n-itu mm. bv y
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