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Otficr-tiernef Of Dank Street & liankviay,
Sad bulldlnir abovo tho Carbon Advocate
Printing UKlce.
May I. 1883 in6 LJJIIlOHTOIf.
Atcoiinby and .counsellor at law,
Bass Stiitr.T,LentanTO!,rA.
t!sMt.rttaend Collection AuancV Will ltur,nd
fall lUal listate. Oonveyanclnif .iratly done CaU
etlons iiromtdlt in.idn. Mtttllnt; tirdalts or tie
Janta s piclalty. May hi consulted In I nIlfh
K dUarinan. Ncv.iit.
Physicians and Dentists.
D
it; vr. immi
i'UYSiUlA AND SUltOLON.
llANk STltUET, LUIllrjUTOtf.
OF F1UE Hours at Parryvllle I'romoa. in.,
to 12 m, dally.
lay bo consisted In tho English or Herman
LanijuaKe; May 17, '84.
A i IKKIIAMi:iJ, M !).,
' 1'IIYSICtAN AND SCItOKON
Special slti-nllon paid to Chfnolc Diseases.
Offlce: South Ear,tcorllrIronanilSnit.ts..l.o
bijhltjo.Pa; Aprl' 3, 1875.
N.
d. HiniEit, m. i.
tJ. S. ICxrimliiliic Siii-Rtoii.
iiAUTICINO I'lIYSIOIAN and SUUdBON.
buricat uank Street, Hebee's utocK, Lome.li.
fbo, r.
liny do consulted in tko Oemi n LanfiuaRe.
Nov. a
K. Ci W. 110WEK,
1'ltYGidlAN AND SUnrJEON.
May be rjonsultod In the 'lnriunn or Enirllsh
laiKiiugo.
htnrih i.,pnlio Durllug's Drus ftnro,
JiANltrft.i Iiehlghton. Pa, Jan. 11-yl
W. A, Oortright, D.D.S.,
OFFICE : Oppnsitothc"tlroailwny House,"
Mauoh Chunk, Pa.
i'atlonil Havo the benefit of tne latest Im
provements Id iuodlinli.ll appliances and
tko boat utetlin Is nf treatment In all surulcal
Sases. AoUSSTUUTlO sdinltibUiid II
eslred. If ueaitMu, persons rcsldlnis outside
or Mauoh Chunk, akould m iko ciign laments
by mall. llSvl
QARBON HOUSE,
J. W. lUTjrlENJIUSHj PltOPrtlETOK,
llANKST:j LrmioiiTd.s, I'A.
The1 (Iasboii Honsts oilers first-class accom.
(notations to the Travellnir public. Honr.lInK
by tko lUy Or Week on Iicas.ni.iblo Toitna.
flholco UlKitrf. Wlims and l.iqncrs aliTiiyon
hand. Ool Sko.U and Stables, with aiter
flra llostlors, attached. April 10-y t.
p.VCKUIUON IltiTKl..
illlway between Mauch Chunk & I.chlKhton
LBUl'Or.l) MEYEll, Pnornir-Ton,
y raeketton, Vcnn'a.
Tkls well known hotel Is admirably refitted,
and k is the best accommodations lor uerinan
tntand transient boarders. Kxcollcnt iuido
and the Tory best liquors. Also Mno rubles
tiuaohed; ' Sept. 18-yl.
Mauch Chunk House,
Sujqnchanna Street, Mauch uhunk. l'cnna.,
T P. PHIlIf, I'loprlutor.
When Vlsltlnir at the County Seat this
Hotel will found to boltr't-olaM In every m.
pect. Wli.es. Mquirs, l.naer Hcer. t.'lgara
hnrt other Kelrcrlnnenta of purest quality at
the liar.- Terms very moderate, l'lilnono
lollclted Sapt. 18S.I
Beer Urn aM Restaurant
1143 Vino St., Jhlhaelpiia,
Dcririis Gilbert, Proprietor.
Tho Par Is funrlshcd with choice Uljrars.
rreh I-:ir, nmi other rclrcshments. Per
sons Iroui the hebljih Valley visit Init I'hll.i
Uelidila are respectfully Invited to irn o e a
tall. 1IU.NNI8 UlLDLKT.
Murch ! i-S tr.
Livery & Sale Stables
BANK bTUMUi V.bttlliUUTON, li
FAST TIlOlTiNO IIOnSES,
ELEU AUT OAltniAOKS.
ed vosltlveiy LOWKlt PllIOCS than any
other Iavcry m tho Uojuty.
Laraaiand handwmo canlazes for Fanirai
traosBsand Weddlusa. DAVID EUBHUT
Kor, It, lT3.
J. W. RAUOENBUtrH
ffnt pectf ully rtnnonno ro tho publlo I hat he
has opened a. NEW LIVEItY STAIILE In
.nri. ctloa with his hotel, and Is prepared to
furultll feaini for
Fuiisrals Wm or Business Trips
en shortest notlceand most llbernHermt. Alt
orders laft at the "Carbon House" will receive
prompt attention. Stable on North S'rect,
toxt the botel Lelilickton. iaiiSZ-yl
V. A. Lehman, Solicitor of American
and Forolirn P.lents, WnihlrlKton. i. u. All
business connected with Patents, whether
boloio 'he Patent OUIce or the Courts,
promptly attended to. No charire made un
less a patent Iteeured, Send for circular.
rv-s()LINTON HRKrXKV, fashionable
KzE) IlouTand riliiirs Makkr, Hank St.,
Letilbton. Ail wora warrauiwu.
i a m n
Claims a special
claltT. and WAIt
) It IT 1 1) N A I
lrl 1 U'lli)Ert:AII CE'll IKItlAT-
. tt .r r a k. ii iirlrr iu...h.
lld'in. rt
ftnil Ull H III' o f ....
an I sild. I. irno Stock, and ItlxheH I'rloel
tM.l iro ynu Tuni iu reii ur uu, i ji an,
rite to A. A. TltOMAS, Altornajdt Idiw,
Wa.hlnulnn. T) If lfLtl.rl.tfa.
t TITiTntl ?tl . foriwHaui."'! r
A r K I H, ') tree, a y.Jj- lwrls
U 1 lllULI, W.lch w ii nain'.ou t.. usur.
fnonr-y rlu'bt away ihan niiytltfotf elru In ibis
world. All of II liar set, u-eMt Iron) fiwt
hour The brood reed to fortune opona b
fore the workers, absolutely aura At onee
addrtis Tm i io. AUjuita.ur. ly
J.
H. V. Moiituimup., Jun'r, Publisher.
VOL. XII., No 30.
Bfiing
most Fashionable Novelties in Si'lllNG and SuMiilKli
MILLINERY GOODS
Oomiirlsin n Ltrgo Atsorlmcut of
Hats, Bonnets, Ribbons, Feathers,
Flowers, Plumes, Tips, Laces, &0.,
Tocther with n fnll lino of TRIMMING GOODS of the mrgt heantirnl descrip
tion Id l u innnd anywhere, ntnl us CIIIJAl' m they Can possibly bo roI.1, Oil! uml
seo f.ir ynnrvilviH. and ho cnllvineoil that my Htocl: Is ua l,ira"in tlio largest, tquul
to the best, ttnd ua obeap as at nuy olhi r lablishment In tbii aectlou.
Mrs. E. FATH,
April 1!) m3
Beady for bp
-fU -
&c. &c. (lur ounir Ladies nnd (lentlriren will find It to Ihelr ndvantarc to clvo him
call l,ooro ium li.tsm el-ewherc, ns lhcvwl.l find the JIE.-T SELLUT1.1) SI'OCK In
Town AT HOITIIM I-1I1UI-.S. "iwoii. in
m M 013 Willi, BASK Street, LEHIGITOH
Atirll 4. 1SS3-I
s
4-1
Tin ml lieet Iron Wars, House taisMi H, &c, k
Is now olferiiifj; extraordinary Uargains l'or Cash !
Ho Is tho only Axent Intown lor tho sale of tho
Bessemer, Sunshino, Othollo, KTev Champion and Apollo
Ranges j Montour, ighthouco, Excelsior Ponn, and
Eolipso Oook Stoves; the Princoton, Early Dawn,
Belmont and Real Double Heatera, with a va
riety of other Square and Round Heaters,
All of which lla is now offering at tho Very Lowest Prices
Also, nn lmnd every kind ol 3TOY12 URATE and TIKE llltlUKS, Dealer In all tho
best makes ut l'U.Ul'.-j.
ftooSing and Spouting, Prompt and Cheap.
Stt.ro on SHUT FT Street, a few
I'atron.io Invltcdj 8n'l?fftctlon Kunrnntecil.
o ! For 'New Goods !
M. SWEIST & SOI
Have received an enormous
comprising
Groceries, Queensware, etc.
Old Post-Office Building, Bank St, Lehighton.
thialcc::
1
t!n.....Cav'
Vc AKIifc- sunt rREE
1838. Established
Marvin's is the only FaTa Willi absolutely dry filling,
Marvin's is tlio only 8af liuvinr tli0"toni;iie and remove" improvement.
Marvin is the only Safe iiavius a continuous projecting flange mi the hinge side of door.
Marvin'. Is the only Pole In which the dour and frame aro inter-locked at ull imlnts.
Marvin's is tlwonly Safe in which tie dour
the action of heat.
Marvin's iar the only Safe tho beck of which
Heinember that no other mahc of Safe hns oven the equivalent
of Marvin's tongue and groove improvement, or tho "solid forged
frame with eliding iMiok-plate." Call and examine.
Marvin Safe Co., 020 Chestnut St., Philadelphia, Pa.
Agent, AJSDBJ3W S.IYE,
"Nonv h. & S. Depot. Lehighton. Pa.
Maieh I. llai nit
.-.fisrit. , jf i; ...... a ,
ijlm I
MkSo Fath
Rccsctpmlly nnnGunccs
to her lady friends that
wshe has just returned
from New lork with a
New and Splendid line
of the very Latest and
Bank Street, Lehightoii,
2nd door ! low thn M. 13 Chinch.
ring
rsde
The un IcrslRncd Calls tho nltcnllcn
Of his many rnends and patrons to his
Large and l'asblonablc Stock of
ami i:
Conslsllng of
BOOTS
And
SHOES
Orevcry description and Stylo In tho
Market, Including a special lino of
8 Lady's Fine Shoes
Also, a full lino of
Umbrellas,
Parasols,
lats, Caps.
James Walp,
Successor to A. 1). MOSSEK,
Manufacturer ofnnd Dealer In all kinds of
Stoves
Ranges,
HeaterSs
doors above
Bank Street.
June ao, USi-yl
stock of CHOICE GOODS,
Hsud What a Patient says or it:
"TherastllleBl purptmtteil from Tim In August
r"ovo to too moat coucintlvply tti:tt 'while tlicra ti
Ua Uicro Is hope. They U1U their woik far ue
nml my utmost oxpcctutlouB, fcr I certainly did
ond ray utmost oxpcetatl
Tint pinrwl llmt liutilt o
line ex pet i mm it tmuii of j-uuuiLbn i iv.ita
IITJIIATIUN could bo comtilctclveettcu under con.
trol In tho cxceedinrrly aiiorttliuoortwninoiiths
1 can as-uiro you that no faUo mni1tr will keep ma
iiiiiu uiMiik-iiiiiiuaicnii iu uutiiiiir iu ino ic
which u 111 fcurcly crow n su bcneOclal a remedy
Aboverxtractfro-nclatterdated W.Va Dec SI,
The PastUlea are arepered and sold only by tko
HARRIS REMEDY CO. MF'C CHEMISTS,
aos.-SN.IUin.t. ST. LOUIS, MO.
Cm B:sii'8 1""5' eaca . tbci wstK 7
SOS.'i N. 10th. 81. QT. LOUIS, MO.
40 Years. 1884
sw
joints will not and cannot on aud spread by
cannot lie removed with a common screw-driver,
X1TDEPE1TDSNT-"
LEHIGIITON, CARTSON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, JULY
Thomas' Drug Storo.
2, S fej
Hi
Hay Fever
Is a typo of ca
tnrrh Inivlmr jio:
collars iiiptniiis.
It Is nitended by
an inflamed coti
dltloil of tho (In
Inir innmbrano of
I ho nostrils tear
ducts, and throat
o II e o t Inir the
Hffltf EVERTS
SjltuiKS. An acrid
rniicu tsse, reten
I ho illsclinruv IS
rlS'Kxa a o e o tn n a tiled
S ?fJLl .... ........
473 w I III II I.DIIHUl
vabiirnlna sens n.
Mori. Tlu-ro oro
severe spanim of
s n o e filutr. fr
ICS oucnt nttacks of
(j-un u w 5, hun.imn head,
ache, a walerv and Inflamed Mate m the eyes,
Elv'a Cr'am Balm I6 a rcl.iily fuxnded on a
correct diagnosis ol this dUi-asoand can bo
dei'e'iilcd upon. f.O eents nt dm ulsts, COO.
In m ill. smplo bottle I y mall lOcts. Uly
llnw., DrujjfUtsi Owijjoi M. Y.
dec-';2-yl
i CONVKYANUHIt,
AHD
3KHERAL INSUI1AKCE AOEKT
The fallowing Coaipnilos ale Rerjrr,anted!
bJ:l!A n MuriTAiirica.
IIBADINQ HUrUAL 1'ICSi
Wyoming rir.c.
rOTT.IVlLI.E riitK,
I.lSJIinii l'JP.lt.andthe
TltAVEItEIlS ACOlDLKT INBUUAKOE
Also Pcnuvlranli and Mutu.il llo.'&u 'Jlde;
ctec'lveaml lusuramo (.'oninaiiv.
Marcn;i).is;j tiios. kumeiusii.
ror tho wo IilnL' cln??. Scnl lfcts
for posiac, ntnl wo will innll you
free, a no a), vuluablo liux tt ti inidc
ooils that vlll I'Ut you in llio tviiv of tnnklmr
mure lnot.ry In n. few day" ilmn yn ever
nn nonlreil. Wo will start ynu. Youcnn
work all tho time or In $aro time only. 'I lio
wotk is tinivciziiiiy nuapu'ti 10 l oin a-xrr
ounjr ami oki. vt.u can cahiv earn mm du
unlB lo 5.10 cVorv cvt'nlnir. Tlint nil lu
witntwoik in ii v tt-st t ho bmlnefp, vo mnko
thin uni'nrallclCil direr t to nil wlip aro not
well vatlrfletl e will noml il to i ay fur tlio
rtmui ot writing us l ull inructiiarF. (U
rtTtiime. etc.. Fnt Iro. rortunen will bo
niada vy those who iilv ihclr wholo iltuo tn
work, Ureal f uccees nhi?olutrlyture. Dnn't
leluy. Start now. Address f&TMnn to. Co ,
'aruami, iiiuno. ucci&-iyw
Br. C.T. Horn,
entral Drug Store,
Opposite life " Oarbon House,'1
Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa.,
K-ccpa a full supply of
Pure Drugs & McdicineSj,.
Fancy and Toilet Articles,
Stationery & Choice Cigars.
Choice Wines nnd Liquors for Medicinal
purpnnrs Proscriptions vefy carefully coin
pounded, day or night.
ALSO. Just received, an Immenso flock ol
Newest and most Popular Designs In
Wall Papers
AND
Borders
which he Is offering at Pities fully a! low as
the same qualities and Patterns can begot
In the Cities. Ifjou are a boat rcdoooiailnK
your tiorr.e, call and see styles and learn the
prices before purobaslnic elsewhere.
Iten.cmber,HiE OENT11AL Utlt'd Store,
reb. n..yl Dn. (I, T. HORN.
wanted ror the Lives of all tho
l'mldents of the U. S. The
Inrirest. handsomest, liast bonk
ever sold for less Ihnn twice our price The
last in fell Inn bi'bk In America Itnmrnae
prvnta In agents. All iQlelllifntiieopIv want
It. Aiiyoneuan become a sncoasalul aicnl
'lerma free. lULt-riT UouK Co., I'nrtlund,
Malno. dtcl5-yl
Mills aM Mill Siles in Uie Hothwest
Fon 8ALE nv
QILLIOH, B2HJAKIN' k CO,,
Eeal Estate aad Lean Apts,
MIKNBAPOMS, MIKN.
Mon'y Loaned, I lefiirfii.llofi tn
Far 11 fur Bale. Gov't Sc It Ft. Lands
J)ua neat Chano'S. Cdlterlully fumllbd
Much , IMtcorlf.
I 1
f III
srsiHg CD
3 EL iJ-t f-d
. CD jo fIQ
E S 1 CD
JS a. Q a Q
I ' o
uJ
Livo and Lot Live."
TUB KIND OLD MAM.
BY J. W, RILEY
The kind old man the tnllJ ohl man
Who imllej on tlio buys at play,
Drcnniln(,peic!iarjCei)f lil own plud youth
When he was as hlitho and gayl
And the larger urchin tossed the ball,
An the lesser held tho bat
Thoiifrh tho kindly ohl man's cyco were
blurred
He could even notlco thatf
But suddenly he Was shocked to hcaf
Words that I dare tint write,
Ami ho hastened tit his kindly way
To curb them as he tnlfihll
And he tnii),"Tutl ttitl you nautjlityloy
With tho ball! for shame!" ami then:
"You boy HLi the lat, whack him over
th? hrod
If he Culls you1 Ihatozuln!"
The kind old man the riiild nM man
7hn gaa'eil nt the boys at piny,
Dreaiiiliv.perchnficvif his own mild youth
When hu wu3 r.3 (nitgh as Iheyl
RATS,
Byla Gr'angcr'a father, fu tlyitig
left her nnd her Uttlo (orltinu to
the guardianship Of nu old boyhood
Ifleml, whom he I nd unt even met nine
they hid hecorue men, though nu oecus
iotiKl letter had pniscil.
Jlr. Grander hud been a vtrj" indulg
ent parent, nut), like itnttiy anoh, imafj
Ined that (Uhi. ru Would be ns kind, nnd
en impoKed tin limits upon his I'tlend'a
ttUthririly. which vtns to termttiatH only
ou Kylu attuluiufj the jrc of UO or marry-
Eyln was ongaged, v. 1th her father's
approval, to Mr. Yal tli ndrlcks.
Mr. Johiah Tiillinu nnd Ida ward, nt
thW late dn' tighleeti inotitl s nfler her
(ithct's tleitlh hud not met, nil Iitcf-H-Miry
Imsinefs liiivin ticen tratiaaclbd by
letter, nnd nho lesiiliiiK hilli an aunt.
lint recmlly fntuething bad happened
iu the money mnrktt which l.itd tiuex
Iiectedly advanced tiia Value of Jjyla'ri
lit le lorttitie labtilotisly.
She was suddenly n very rich young
lady, aud her gu.irili.n.'a inleitfct iu her
hud Increased piUpnrlionntely.
He hull wtilteti eitirerisin r-trnnp; dis
approval of Mr. lletidrioks, cillitig hiui,
in rouud tettuij "litittoftby nnd disre
puliiblo, Ktid itifdiitiiiliug that if KylnV
lallitr 1 nil known l,im ns well ns ho did
ho tieVer would havo approved of her
uiurfyius l,!tu tho hill f.idt heinp; lh.il
Mr. Trillion tuihteil to hatidlo those
ltiukv fitocka of Miss Graugcr'n u littlu
lonp,en
When fiyln cjdnsctl herself from nc
ceptliig bin iuvitution to visit him he at
oueo plOposul lo biiuo uillt Lis daugh
ter ntul Keu her ltutcad,
'Never haw tuo in Ills ilfe!" cotchlont
ed Vnl Ilendrickx, on foaditif; his leltiry.
'Jlot sjintiui; of hN iidjjctives, li hi?
Let's get nmrried nQ-linml, datliug, oud
then lie can't help hirusell! '
Hut Byht would not consent In this.
'I wir.li wo knew (somethiup; more
about hiin," Vnl lthnmtd. Ttiinklll
take n run out lo his town and if con
him ami his lovely datighttr liilher. I
rather owe him Hint,'1 with u tbrcuteuiug
fjrin.
Ttreo mornings nfler Val'n handnomo
curly head tuddenly nppe ired at tho roce
einbowertd wiudow, beyond which Kyla
fi.it knitting a imrse.
"I"e seen him!" be cried, i sullantly.
The gold I'Wids nnd giuy nllks dropped
fritu II uh Griuigir'ti startled lln;erf.
'Ob, Vail what does ho look likt?"
'Looks ns if ho wishes ho bndiicvir
bteti born; aud cverjbody who knows
him wishis tho snmo thingi" laugLed
Vnl.
"TJiiat must be nn ndorable rjptcs
rdoti,'" mild Eylu. "Did jou seo bis
ilaiiRhtei?"
"I did. Sho'a n dashltig old miid
KOUtlraeulal ns putty, nud unsophisticat
ed an "
"A cenliiry planlf" stlggealed liyla.
"Will, yis, rather; aud." ilrnmillcnlly,
ier name her swtot name, is M.uid,"
They were ktiil l.inghiti(, when Val
suddcitlv uttered an exclamation;
'Oh, Jupiter hero they cornel "Don't
sty anything about me!'
And Iiislautly be bad darted through
the low French window, nud vanished at
an nipaite doorway.
I3)la stared alter bim in horror for.
iiittluid of taking the garden exit, ns ho
doubtlia itilondod, tho doors being side
by hide, Vol had gone into the china
closet, and tho visitors wf now tuo
near for idiu lo get out again without
being Rem.
riometblDg that sounded wonderftillv
like a "awear-wnrd" Urokeon Iho alr.und
then all wax sllttit.
With n smothtrrd Ir,ngh Byla proceed'
ed to greet her guardian and his daugh
ter. Mr. Joseph Trilliou Was old, wliukled,
tienl, and peevish.
Ilia daughter Wits tall, straight, nnd
ex'remtly yoiilbfuMookltig, jadged by
the rich tinting of her checks and the
nbuudatico of her raven tresses.
There were people incbnrilnble enough
to Insinuate that these cburins were mat-
tsrs of purchaso.
She bad with her a very tiny terrier.
which she called Cupid, and 3ftcn apos
trophized in the most ondcaring bin
(nage, s-"l liidi the moment il got in
vide, made for the china closet.
The door being well Jwr, this Innnlsl
live creature lost uo liuio in exploring
tbe darksome roctaeee beyond.
Whfrenpon ensued n series of low
mysterious sounds, at wldob, one inn
ment, Kyh felt her hair rise up in terror
of the impending oatastrepe, and the
next thought she nnut olioko with sup
pressed l.iughler.
The others did net seem to notice,
Mr. Junta tiTii'llton, bavin); spontiome
moments in svekinij a satisfactory spot
to deposit his cane, end, not suiting
ViEjslf, rtcilsisly cubiided i last npon
$1.00 a
5, 1884.
If
the extreme edge of n camp chair, and,
tnbriiuinn the top of bis cane with both
Lands, glared traurly over it nt creation
iu goneral, mid his pretty, rogulth-look-lug
ward in particular.
"So you concluded (o Inks my ad
ice?'' qricstlonod Mr. Trilliou.
I'lh looked polite Inquiry.
"I mean that ou have discarded Mr.
Hendricks," said ho
"I have uotl"' cried Eyla, Indignanlly.
"Time yon did, thonl" exclaimed the
old gentlemaD, ponuding tho floor with
bis cine 'high tlmcl I told you he Was
n scnnndrell"
"Did youi" said Eyla. "I did not
hear you aud yon bad better not repeat
it."
''But it is true!" be cried, nlill more
energetically. ''Uo Is going round the
country tanking love to all tho pretty
wotneu !iu meets."
"To thia oue?" qucslloned llyli, lrJok-
tig nt Mand, a grave suspicion shaping
u her bruin.
'Yes, lo this one," returned Mr. Tril
ion, cmpb iticnlly.
Miulu luvo lo yon?"' sho questiohtd,
with a lively enjoyment of Vil'stiDgness-
.1 proximity. "What did ho oajf '
Oh, well, you Uuow," lisped Miss
Trillion, bunging her head girliahly,
somo men have siiedi n way I I don't
think nuy woniat) could inisuuderstnnd
anch things, do )ou?''
Will, I should have Jo kuow what
the things were, to judge," rejoined Ejla,
coolly wondering bow Vol stood it.
Well, he iqueiz'd her hand I know-
that lutiohl" ijtculated Mr. Trillion,
triumphantly.
iU this liniment a distinct yelp sound
ed from the ehiutvclt see, and tbo toy
terrier sLol fortli so exactly ns if ho bad
bten propelled by nn nugry foot thill
Kjl.i wouderrd his mistress did not rush
lo investigate!
Oonversition wrts impossible).
'I think thrre must bo n rat Inth.it
plice," saiit JllKs Trillion, piaiutiveiy.
tid I'm so dreadfully afraid nfra's!
Would you mind if I shut the door?"
She approached It without waiting for
consent The door ot the china-closet
was flung wide open, dramatically, nud
out stalked Mr. Val Hendricks looking
as stcru nud implacablu as late itself.
Mind Trillion Rtopped screamit i; in
stantly, nnd, scrambling out of the ruins
of the table, went to bcr father's nsiis-
tuticc,
"Come, pa.'" ehe ErtHi with ntilhorilyi
o must get out of Ibis, rats or no
rats."
She literally dragged him on bis feet
nun ii lit of the house.
E)ht nnd Val were married soon after,
Mr. Trillion's gu.trdiaustip tenuiuatiug
ou the p.ini3 day
Ou most points perfect confidence
exists between the Lappy pair; but to
this day, if Eyla asks, ever so sweetly:
V.il, was your (joitip; into tho cblnn'
closet accidental or with m.ilico nforc-
Ihonghl, nnd did ott ever iqueezs Miss
Tillliou's hand?" ho just gels very red
aud soys! "I woh't tell youl'
NlNA'SOFFER,
Golden Curls nud laughing eyes, n
laugh like the chime of silver bells, and
u figure litbo aud graceful ns n Tltituia.
rids was my love Niun Itijm iud.
lie your wifi? I never heard of such
nonsense in my lit, 1 Your wife, indeed!
I should ass-inr. think of marrying papa,
or brother Will, or why, I can't think
of any other masculine rio impnsjible?"
This was the aliswer to my suit,
"Bill why?" 1 persisted.
"Win? Why dnn't a girl marry her
grnudmothei? It is becuso She gols tired
of seeing tho old lady rouud. 1 can't re-
membir n day when I havo not seen
your phis the first thing in the morning,
the last thing in tbo Ovening. 1 ntver
went to a parly with any other escort;
I never did a foolish thing but yon were
by to l.ingh or rebuke. Ob! Mrstotl, go
ml;o love to any foreign lady, hilt don't
he so nhnrd ns to want to marry your
cousin, who has lived under tho same
roof with Vim since she was a bnby.
But all jou say only goes 10 prove
mv iltvotion. '
"Devotion! Y'nn snub mo 'jnlle ns of;
ten as ou praise. Bjsidsa. I'm only
1G. nnd I'm not going In aCcept my vr ry
first eiffer. And then. Marslon.yon don't
oomo within a thousand id I lea of my
beau Ideal,''
h! W. II. if vnii won't hiva nt, you
won't. Bo there a an end of II.
And I got nrf from the Rnrden neat.
whero we Itid been sitl'ng nnd strolled
nwnrd lie hone. I saw her (due eyes
open witliutnasemrnt nt my coolness.
Two dayR Uter i had ieft home nnd
gone into the city for a tit it. Nina gave
me n merry fur-w II. If sho felt any
emotion she was soon soothed, ns tho
following Mter, direc'.ed to my new ad
dress convinced me.
Dr-jn Msn-Tns: My hero lias artiT'iL
Sn.'h lovely black whiskers, not nt all
like yoursiunolb face. oniiin snobixtly
cnrls, not auburn ones lika yonra such
IimcU eyebrows and lashes yours are
vellow. He has been everywhere, las
aeen everylhliig.S'peaUs foreign languaprs
and has tn most pnllahcil manners. II'
hrnnght a letter of introduction to Will;
so. of course, ha is here qulln often, nnd
seems very well pleased wltu a certain
cousin of yours.
And so on, Iho Is Iter filled up with
home gmsip. Tread it at tbo Utile inn
of mv nallvevillage, where nil my letters,
redirected to "Mr. Aluizi Conrtenoy,"
tnllowed me. The black whiskers lay
on the table by me, tbe wig hnug frim
Iho looking-glass, the dyed eyebrows nnd
Uslien still ndomed my face My line
brondeloth suit, cut in tbe latest oil)
style, my patent. leather boot., kid
cloves, and dandy cme lay on n chair.
hile I lounged iu a dressing-gown and
slippers before tbe window, oonulsg my
cousin's Idler. I was engaged In drive
ber oct iu nn hour. I liegan my elalmr
utevtollet. Every ootluai in poeUioo,
Taiy fold correct, on I rang thettll ol
Year if Paid in Advance.
not paid in ndvancc, $1.25
BtcsiJMiyiigjMSBTVarMf,ril.aJi
my uuclo'H house, to wbloh my fellow
conspirator, Will bad introduced me,
Ho suspicion of my identity crossed my
auul'a lciml, ns nho gavo ma a polite
wtlcoruc, nnd Nlua'e blind eyes saw only
Mr. Courtcnay, the traveled dandy.
With a bewitching little hat, nud every
curl iu uloss-y beauty, fche was soon
ready for nu expedition. I cannot ttll
all tho flitteryl poured into her cars,
liaU-dUfjastcdn,' her lluahes, half-, mrjied
at Lit intiuccut pleasure iu my exigger
nted gallautry. At last I proposed. To
my nmnzelrietiC hho refused mo Hit; lo
my delight she Informed mo tliut her
couslu Mar.ilon was u nun, not a dressed
op idiot.
Of course my proper self returned,
radiant and liopclul. Will you believe
it? Sho was as ofTMi ns ever when I made
my advances, till I was iu n perfect fury
over her fool case and matter-of-course
affection.
I was half inclined toqnit tho Held, but
I loved the gypsy heartily end oould not
(jive her up. Luckily I had n sunstroke.
Now, n Buuslroko gefref.lJly is not
fortunnto event, but lor ills it opened tic
way lo my present happiness I was in
the gurJru, batlcss, and bttey over some
fruit gnlhciir.c, when nil the face of
nature tnrnod black nttd fell.
"Muatonl M'ltsloii! Only speak torael
Il is Niun! Ou! Mars'.on.du speak to met'
unn tlio hot teirs fell fust on my face. '.
had been lifted into tho house, nud it
was tho second hour Crl mv stupor when
the words slrnck my oars mi filrd nnd.
dim, bnt delioionsly sweet the dear voice
sout ded in its ngiby, 't'hin Will's voice
"I fee! his pulse now, Niurt. He is
coming round. I'll leave you beie.while
I go llud mother."
Wo twt'e lllone. i ronltlnot raove,but
I could feel her kisses rained on my face)
her sobbing regrets for post uuKIuduessj
her low prayers whisptrid lot my safely
Aud ut Lut I opt li til my eyes.
My head testing on ht'r nrni, my face
raised tn hers, tny hand chspllii hers.
sbn could nbt escape. So she surrend
ered at discretion) nud wo were uiairied
nearly tbreo mouths buloreltold her who
made her second offer.
A dead he it! Oreuiuttou.
Mado of ttwl-wotki Shoes,
A gambler ia his wife's btlt r-ha!f,
Folly Titian Is the girl of tho period
just now.
Vhon is tho worst Weather1 for rats
and mice? Wh.u It ruins cits aud ilos.
flulwcr was right; Ihern's no snob
word ns fail. It Is iit jllifitid ihlo cssigu
meut. A Lowell girl who was asked if tbo
ever had the luumps said! "Y'eaJ that is,
I had one mump,''
It is miid General Gr.;nt now regrets
that l,o did not givo his boys toy pistols
when they were yoting,
Subfcribc lor nud rend tho Advocate
It coutaius nil tho latest local news up to
tho time of going to pres?.
Does your heart ever ecem to stop nnd
you fi'd a dralhliko eeusutlon, dn you have
sharp paltis In the rcgiou oT your heart
ynu have heart ilieaso. Tiy OJ. Giayts"
Heart llegulalor. $1 per buttle.
The girl who marries Iu May gols no
Ito cream in Aiinuti The bouoymooti
waues louy before that time.
"A man should iilwujs live wlthiu bin
income," says u liuaiielir, "eveu if be
his to borrow to do it."
Why does it innn dress up bl3 wife
fur other men to rrtn niter, and then
huVo thu tradesmen running alter him,
ACKEH'S lltsi'KrstA Tablets Nsvrsn
Fail. Sold lly Ilr C T Hum, Liibijshton.und
K A Horn, WcUsport.
Hens tuny be n Utile baokward ou
eggs, but thfcy never fail to como to the
scratch whero flower beds aro concerned
Oue great peculiarity ubout yo ing
people is that they can ceo lo make love
bcltrr iu the dark than they can in the
lighh
A gitl hasbeeunrrestcd in Urooklyu
while dixguised as nu old woman. Thu
old woman disguised as n girl is still at
large.
The mah Who has nothing but lion
iBty to recommend htm may bo fmre of n
reward herfiillcr, but he can't get u job
hero ou earth.
"Well, my jottDG genllemm, nr.d
how would 3011 like juilr hulrcut? "Ob,
likep.juV, plfiise with 11 littlo rouud
hile nt tho lop."
KVCP.Y I'ri'inlao Iwckol by a guaran
tee. Acker's Ilyn.iiia Tablets will Rive
immediate ruliaf. rnee 2i A- SO ols. Sold
by Dr. Horn, Leliililuu, and E. A. Horn,
Weiaaport.
"Helgb-boi" said Mrs. Bprigglns
"see th tit pror old Mr. Wilkins has dh d
intestate. I silos suld high lit iu would
ruiu bis innards.''
"Are these Florida berries?' "No
sir, they're Jerseys, bill dou't you g"
nnd intimate Unit Ihey'ro tho kind that
people can truly call bully.
There is really one good thing about
this cr.ize forbiby shnits all over Hit
country. It prevents lots of young men
from Retting married prematnrtly,
Sbe had faUo tttlh and fnl e hair,
bat she wis toil. cheeked, bright-eye 3
nud bwoet-teinpered, and Lcr lover said
"With all thy false, I lovo thee still."
'-There will be music in the wild
waves nt seaside this Summer The new
ctvle of bathing suit for women Will be
composed of "a red serge skirt with as-
cordeon plaits."
Who was the most successful finan
cier nieniione t in the Old Te.tsnvnl?
Noih, because ha successfully United a
limited dompitiy when nil the rest ot the
world was ia liquidation
Tbe tenor of n Ilithm church choir
Is named Batter. He can rie up lo tbe
highest nots without the' least dllBouily
if th church is warm, bnt it stirs him
all up br the laitiwlo spoon on him.
No girl IssueoMsjful with nhsmmsok
unlit s'ho caii gat in and nut of ths
bloooifng thing witboat evnybnily ftod
iug out whalber tbe stripes nn her s'nrk
logs ruu 'round aud 'round ur up e.u!
down
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