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PHYSICIAN ANI SUHOEON.
May be consulleil In the Herman or Unnllsh
'riKuiir.e.
n?im '.pposlte Durllng's l)ruir stnro,
isAMCSt., Lnhlghton. 1'a. jan.ll-yl
Dr. W. C. Detweiler,
DENTIST,
440 Northampton St., Kaston, Pa.,
Jtcipectrully Informs Hie cllliens of Lcblnh
ton and Wclssport that bo will bo at tbo
Public House ul THOMAS JIAXIZ orcrf
TWO V i'KKS, bcninnliionSATuKIiA,
KMl'JH Knit. I'leasn loave orders at the
Kichmxe Hotel. Lihlnhton.
All Operations Cheap and Warranted
fiatlsfaoiurY. mar..Ii-in2
W. A. Oortright, D.D.S.,
OFFICE : Opposite the "uroadway House,"
Mauch Chunk, Pa.
l'atloals hare the benefit of tbo Intcst Im-proT-nmnti
In mei-hanlul appliances and
the best metholsortreatiBoni In all surgical
eases. AN'.STHETIH ailKilnlstei til II
d.slr.'!. If iosHile, porsons residing outsldo
cf Miaoh Uhank, should m.iko cngaio'tncnts
by mall.
QARBON HOUSE,
J. W. UAUUETTnUSII, PnOPRIETOK,
IUkkSt., IiKiiioiitox, Pa.
Th Oianox House offers first-class nccom
nodatlons to the Travoilnir public. HonrdlnK
by the Mat or Week on Reasonable Terms,
naoloa OU.iri, Vlns and Liquors alwayson
band. Uoul SlU'ls and Stables, with nlten
lli. llostltrs, attache.!. April to-yl,
p.YCKERTON IlOTEIi.
ill 'way betwesn Mauch Chunk & I.ehlsliton
LEOI'DM) MEYER, raopniKTOR,
4 Paekerton, Pe'nn'a.
Tall we)l known hotel Is admirably refitted,
and h is the best accommodations Inr nerman
stand transient boardors. Excellrnt table
and the Tory best liquors. Also tine stables
auaeneu. si-pi. io-j.
Mauch Chunk House,
Busqnehanna Street, Mauch Chunk, l'cnna,,
T. E FKIlIt, Proprietor.
Whsn Tlsltlnsr nt the County Seat this
Hotel will fuund to be first-class In every res
pect. Wines. Liquors, Lager lleer. Clears
sad other Itelrcshinents of purest ouallty at
thellar. Terms very moderate, ''.itronnice
lollolled. dii. "'
-Q.1VID UItUBRTS
Livery & Sale Stables
II A NIC STIC.KKT.LUIlIOIITO., P
FAST THOTTINQ HOUSES,
EIiBUAXT O AH HI AG ES,
And peelUvelr LOWCR PRICKS than any
other Livery in the Coanty.
Laraoand bandsarao Carr'.azes for Paneral
arpos.a and Woddluts. D AVI U l',BIll!HT
Hev,::, iT'.
J. W. RAUDENBUSII
Respectfully announce In the puhlle that he
has op.neda NEW I.IVERY STAIII.E In
eonneellon with his hotel, and Is prepared to
furulsh Teams for
Fauerals Weiiiis or Basiuess Trips
on shortest notice and most liberal! erms. All
orders left at thq "Uatlun House" will roeelvo
prompt attention. Hlable on North Street,
nsit the hotel, IielifKlllou. an-Tl
1 TlTlTr'n Send o. for postal", and re.
A rilliPi eelve free, a easily bax'of goods
D. I UlULI. v. I, lot. ml) ),el you to more
inoney rlltht away than anything else In this
world. All, ol Uher sex, eueeeed froot first
hear- Tbe.hroad roa.1 to foilune opens be
fore Ihewerkers, absolutely sura. At once
atfdteis Tarst &Co. Aniuits.Me, ly
rliS?f;:t5KSc5a . 1 rMrt? Jtt
II. V. Moiitiiimek, Proprietor.
VOL. XII., No 24.
Railroad Guide.
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Arrangement of Passenger Trains.
OOTOIIER 23tb, IBM.
Trains leave Allontown as follows !
(Via Perkiomkn It ai lroap. )
For PhlUdolphla at S.W, O.tO, 11.10 a. m
and "3.10 p. tn.
SUNDAYS.
For Philadelphia nt 5.O0 a. m.and 3.20 p.m.
(Via East Penh Hrascu.)
For Reading and Harrlsburg, COO, M0 a.
m.. V'.16, 4.3 , nnd 0.0.S p. m.
Fr Iiunenster and Columbia, 0.C0, t.40 a,
ro., and 43i p. in.
SUNDAYS.
For Hurrlsburi, and waypolnts, 0.08 p. m.
Trains for Allentown leavo as follows :
(Via 1'KltKlOMEN ItAILHOAD.)
Iicare Phllad'a, 4 3), 7.40 a. in. and 1.00,
M.35, ISO, and 6.15 p. ui.
SUNDAYS,
ticave Philadelphia, 8.03 a.m., 4.20 p.m.
(Via East Penm. Hbamoh.)
Leave Reading, 7.30, 10.19 a. m., .00,3.(0,
and n.19 p. m.
IjCiivo llurrlsburg, 52), 7.00, 0M a. m., 1.45
and 4,i) p. tn.
Lcavu Lancaster, (7.30 a. m., 1.00 and (3.J0
p.m.
Leave Columbia, 7.30 a. m, 1,10 and 3.40
p. in.
fr'roin Kins; Street Depot.
SUNDAYS.
Ticave Rcadlnv, 7.3) a. in.
Leave HnrtUburv:, 0.20 a. in.
Trains via "Perklomen Railroad" marked
thus () run to and Irom Depot, PMuth nnd
Urcett sireots, I'hllailelphln, uthcr trains to
and lioiu llro.nl street Depot.
The 5.i0 nnd 0.45 a, nt. trains from Allen
town, and I ho 135nnd n.li p. in. trnlti Irom
Philadelphia, via Perklou-en Railroad, have
through ears to and Irom Philadelphia.
J. E. WOOTTEN,
(lencral Manager.
CO. HANCOCK.
tlcn'l l'n9'r it Ticket Agent
Mav27th, 1SS3.
E. F. LUOKENBACII,
DKAEEIt IN
Eoideis & Decorations,
Ms, Stationery. Fancy (Ms.
Window Shades & Fixtures,
Latest Styles, made anl put up, If desired.
Paints, Oil, Varnish, Putty,
Brushes & general Paintcr-i'
Supplies.
No. 61 Broadway. Mancli CM, Fa,
te.low the llro.uluny Houso.
M.
ui:iL,ni.s ii d'o..
BANK STB.KET. Lehighton, Pa.,
MlLI'.Kr.s and Dealers In
AllKllld.of CHAIN BODOHTwid SOLD a
REGULAR MARKET KATES.
We woald, also, lcapfctlullv inlorm onrclti
sens that wonto now fully propnrcd to aUP
PLY them with
From cny MIn desired at VER
LOWEST I'USCES.
JT. IIEILMAN & CO.
Jnlisz
Central Carriage Works,
Hank St., Leliigliton, Pa..
Aro prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring Wagon, &c.,
of every description, In tho most substantia
manner, and at I.'iwcst Cash Prices
Kciialrlns Freniptly Attended to.
TKEXLHlt & KKKIDLKR,
April S, 1SK yl Proprietors.
GROCERIES,
PROVISIONS,
QUEENSWARE, &c.
At CHAS. B. RHAOD'S, AGT,
NEW STORE, nearly opposite tho NEW
ROUND HOUSE,
Bank St., Lehighton, Pa.
Everything of the very best quality and at
lowest prlees. ost, '."7-inO.
No Patent No Pay.
PATENTS
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Canada and Europe, at reduced rates. With
our principal office located In Washington,
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business with greater promptness and de.
epalch and at le.s cost than other patent nt.
lorneys who are at a distance from Wash.
Ington, and who hare, therefore, to employ
"assocUlu attorneys " We make preliminary
examinations and lurnlsh opinions as to na.
tentitbilliy, tree ol charge, utid all who are
Interested lu new Inventions and patents are
Invited to rend Tor a copy ol our "llulde lor
obtaining Patents.' which Is sent free
any address, and contains complete Instruc
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tloni. at Washington t Hon. Jos. Oasey, late
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AND
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THe following Compi tiles nr UeprieBteil:
LEOAi )X MUTUAL FinE.
HE A DIiNQ MUTUAL FIKE.
WYOMING FIRE.
VOTTSVlUtU FIRK,
LEJiiaii riRis.Auatho
TRAVELERS AUOIOLNT lNi-'UR4NUE
Also rflnasylvanW and Mutn:il Jlorso TJilct
ctcctlreand IiiHiiraucoComiiuuv.
Marcii 23. lin
tiios. KKMicnnn.
nrX T for tho working cIoff. Rend 10 cts
It) 1 1 til fur pusiUKe, nnd no Ul tnnll jou
UUJJJJ yvff.n royal, vulualdo box of Ftimplu
iroods that vlll put you in tho irnyormnklnir
more inoney In a few iinyi ilmn you ever
thought pot-siblt at any lniBincfs. Cnj.ltnl
not required. Wo wltl itrt you. You can
work nil the time or In fparc tlm only. Tho
work la universally ndaptcd to t nth s- xcf
yountf am) old. Ytu ctm catlly rnrn fmin 60
cenlH lo ji5.C0 every evening. That all ulm
WMiitwnrk may left tho burincfp, wo make
IhlH unparalleled olfcr ; toallwlionre not
well tatlfilcd wn will tend 4-1 to i ay lor tho
trout-la I wrllhiui Full partlculam, di.
rccllnns, etc., nt fro. Fort linen will bo
inado by thoie who ulvo .heir whole time to
work. OrentfucccfS absolutely hi re. Don't
delay. Start now. Address ST.r-.soN i (.'o .
Tairtland. Maine. dcclS-ly
3Jr. C. T. Horn,
Central Drug. Store,
Opposite tho "Oarbon House,"
Bank Strcot, Lehighton, Pa.,
Keeps a full supply of
Pure Drugs Si Medicines,
Fancy and Toilet Articles,
Stationery & Choice Cigars.
Chotre Wines and Liquors for Medicinal
purposes. Prescriptions very carefully com.
pounded, day or night.
Ar,SO, just receircd, an Immense stock of
Newest and most Popular Designs In
Wall Papers
AND
Borders,
which he Is offering at Prlees fully as low as
the same qualities and Patterns oan be got
In the Cities. If you are about redecorating
your home, call nod see styles nnd learn the
prices before purchasing elsewhere.
Rcti-ember. HIE CENTRAL DKUU Store,
Peb, !..yl Du. CJ. T. HORN.
AGENTS FS
wanted for the I.Ives of all the
rrsidents or tbo u. S The
incest, handsomest, best bunk
ever sold for less than twice our price The
fastest selling book In America. Immense
prolits to agents, All Intelligent people want
It. Any one can become a successful agent
Terms tree. lULLtTT Hook Co , Portland,
Maine, feel&-yl
Mills and Mill Sites in the Northwest
rOIt SAliK I1Y
OILLSOIT, BEHJAMIN & CO.,
Real Estate anil Loan Apts,
MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.
Money Loaned, I Infurmsllon ss to
Farms for Sale, Gov't Jc K R. Lands
hilnes Churnwe. I Chserfully furnished
Msrchl, lSlleortf.
Pl7s
INDEPENDENT
LEIIIGIITON, CARBON COUNTY, PA SATURDAY, MAY 3, 1884.
General Manuel Gonzales, President of Mexico.
Tho nncrlllpil eoudltlon of Mexican
threatened on account ohitfly of lha oxactitms nmda by llio Government, makes a
hkelcli of the President, to whom his enemies nscribo the difficulty, opportune
Mexico in short of money for tl'e uo of tho Government, anil is reported, to be
anxious to horrow $20 000 000 at the present time. Two yenrs nj;o, under similar
pressure, Coajjres pnssed a hw -jrnuling Ilia President extraordinnry power. It)
iinranaiicn nf this law. President Gonziles recently issued n stami) decree. Iherebv
creating the thb present complication, f
tbo previous iitiHticini siritiKtncy.
General Gonzalts has been President
was born Ullv vtars noo. nt Matanioras,
a ti ilitnry llf. ho jniucd Ibe niiny ns a ptivale foldier, end rosp rnpidly in bis
prolesslon. IIo Served will) distinclion nfpiinit Ibe French in 18C3 4, as Colonel
of n, reRltneut, nnd li'kt nn ntm while dtfendltig Ibe forlrtBs of Sin Marcn ngaiLsl
tho ltunders. Iu 187G he was created ft Mnjnr-Genernl, nnd bild r.flice ns Secretary
nf Wnr diiritif-tho ntlmiuistinliou of Pittiriiut Dii Zj wbtm lie succicried ns tbo
tesultof n revolution.
Under President Gonzilcs's nnminislrnllon Mexico has inndo rapid ndvnuces
iu mnlcrlnl nrnsnnrltv nnd civilization".
sliiture, but will built nnd of sturdy physique. Estimates of bis character vary
(really.
THE BEST WIPE OF ALL-
BY I.lt.l.IK K. DAIltt. '
Three travelers met in the Dramler Tass,
By the huhbllng Urander Spring !
They shared their csko and their venison,
And they talked of many a llilng;
Ol hooks, ol long nnd foreign lands,
Or ttrnngo oml wandering lives,
And by nnd by, in a suiter lone,
They spoke of Ihetr homes nnd wives.
I innirieil tho Lndy n' Lnpan liroe,"
Suhl ono with a lofty air ;
' There Isna' in a' tho North counlreo
A house wi' a better share '
Of gold and gear, anil hill ond lock,
O! houses and laiids lo rent ;
Theio's many a tnati hns envi'd me,
And I'm mair lhan weel eonteut. "
" Dream of a woman as bright as day,"
Tho second traveler said ;
' Drcom of u form of perfect grace,
Of tioblo face and head,
Of eves that nro as blue ns heaven,
Ol flowing nut brown hnir;
That is my wife, and though not rich,
Oh, she is wondrous fair"
Tho third ono said s " I have a wile,
She is neither rich nor fair;
She lias tn.t pold, nor gear, nor land,
Nor n wealth of nut brown hnirj ,
Uut.nh.sho loves met 'and berloye 1
Has stood through every test j
Ui-uiity utid g"ld uro guild, hill, friends,
Wo know that love is best."
They filled their cups in the spring again,
And they said right heartily :
" Here's tn the loving, (nilhful wife!
Wherever her home may he."
And soon they look their dillWent ways,
One thought in each man's breast :
' Ileauly is g""d, and gold Is goud,
Bui iv trun loyo is the best."
Lame, Blind and Halt.
"Was there ever sucb a jealous fellow,
always contriving Rome new tst lo sub
jent uiynfleclions to?" baid Julia Harvey
to ber sisler, Mr. Fanny Markbum. us
a bo banded ber n letter.
It was from Julia's lover. Captain P.l
Wilton, nu cfilcer or the United States
iufautry. who wrote to prepare her to re
ceive liim. He told her tbat she would
find him much changed, for bo bad been
wouudtd in Ibe leg and lost bis left arm
in Mexico; then be felt it bis duly to say
tbat bo should not bold ber to ber cn
yiiRemeut, though bo loved ber as de
votedly as ever. Now it so happened
Hat Julia bad u correspondent In the
nrniy, from whom she discovered tbat the
captain bad received no injurits, nud
Ibnt Ibis story was coucocted purely ns
an additional ttst of the dtvotednets of
Ibe fair one.
" We'll pay bim off for this trick
Julia." said Mrs. Matkbnm. " Come
with rae and I'll instruct you bow to
(jive him change iu bis own coin."
Shortly after the ladles bad retired
Ciptuiu Wilton, pluming himself on bis
stratagem, wnssbou into the drawing
room. He bad buttoned his aim tip in
bis coat and the lelt sleeve bung empty,
while counterfeited a baltiug gait, utid
had put a huge piece of plaster on his
left cheek to cover an imaginary saber
cut. Iu a few minutes Mrs. Maikbam ap
peared. 'IUtmned at last 1" cried she
warmly shaking bis baud. "My dtar.
dear Paull"
There's not much left of me little
heller thau half," said Ibe soldier. ''I
left my arm at Cbnpullepee."
"FoordenrFaul!" said the lady. "And
how is your leg?''
"Very poorly. I am troubled with
daily exfoliation of bone,"
"Poor Julial" sighed Mrs. Markbara.
"She will be very uiuob affected at the
change in me, will she not?" naked the
captnlu.
"Ob, dear, no! I was thinking ol the
obange in her."
"Clinrge In her?"
"Whatl Haven't you beard?"
"Not a word.'
"Ah! I see she was afraid to write
you. She has lost all her beauty."
"Lost nil ber beauty I"
"Yes; you know she was never vac
cinated." "Never vaccinated?''
"No, and she has bad the small-pox,
very, very badly. Poor Jnliat She bss
lostthe sight of ber right eye. Her face
Is very much discolored. Her nose is
terribly red."
"A red nose.?"'
Live ana Let Live."
politics), just now, a revolution bcinc
hicb is more disastrous to business thnu
of Mexico ninco December 1, 1880. He
Slate of Titnmulipas. Mt-xlcc. Preferrinc
IIo has n fuio presence, it not tall in
"Yes. It don't matter much about
htr eyes sho wears bluo spcotnelis."
"llluo r-peclncles and u red nose!'' ex
claimed tho captain.
"lint you don't mind tbat. Beauty is
nothing." bald Mrs. Mirkhnra, who whs
ravishiugly beautiful herself, "You
loved Julia for heart you nlways told
her so. Aud us you are so maimed nud
disfigured yourself, why, you ctu sym
pathize witb and console each, other.
You'll bo a very well-assorted couple
thtee arms nud three ejes between )ou."
"And a red nose uud bluo sped teles!"
groaned the c.tptiiiu.
"Hushl Here comes Julia!" said Mrs.
Mnrkbnni. "Don't appear shocked.
Julia, my dear, hero's the captain."
Tbo door opened nud Julia entered.
SUo bad ptiiulcd brr face wont artisti
cally; n pair of blue spectacles concealed
htr fine black eyes, but the murvtlous
feature of her lace was the nose it
glowed with ull the brilliancy of u car
buncle. "Oh! dear Paul!" sha said, "poor dear
Paul! how much you must have sul
fered!' "I have one urm lift for you to luun
on," suid the captain, gallantly.
"But jou are hmio. Wo can uevtr
dauco the schotiische more! '
"I don't know but I can manage it, all
but tho side steps and bops," sdd tho
captain, ruelnlly.
"But don't you find me hideous?" nik
td the lair one.
"Not exactly, denrtst," said tho poor
c.iptniu. "The lip ol our nose is rather
a wnrui color, to be sure.'"
Oh Ibe doctor says it will settle into
a purple by-und-by."
"Oh, bo dots, does be?'' said tho cap
tain, abstractedly.
"Do you think I should look belter
witb a purple nose?"
"Speak not of it," said the captain.
i.ui ikii u.e, wueu uearu of my injuries
wire you uot Inclined to relinquish my
baud?"
"Not for a moment."
"Tbtn forgivo my deception," said
tho c.iptaiu. "Hero is my lelt urm ns
sound as ever. 1 have no wound upon
my cheek; I cau dauce from dark till
dawn.1'
"How could you be so cruel? 'said
Julia. "It is my turn to ask you whether
yonnre still willing to fulfill your en
gugemeut with tut?''
"Witb nil my heart!' said the captain.
i urn gritvul for the loss of your beau,
ly, I confess, but your heart und mind
are dearer thau your peisou."
"Kxcusemefor a momeut." said the
lady, "I must retire lor a few minutes."
"Paul!" said she, "how do you like
me now r
"You're nn angel!" said the captain,
holding her in both his arms. "How
cotil 1 you try me so cruelly with tho
'red nose and the bine spectacles'?"
"Not a werdof that," said the beauty.
"It was sisters plan to punish you forn
Inck. We bad frientN in camp who ex
posed your jealous folly, and it was only
tit for tat."
"I deserved it nil," said the captain.
'And here I vow l'ui cured of j.alousy
forever."
When they were married, which fol
lowed, us a matter of course, they were
pronotiuced the handsomest couple tbat
ever submitted to the matrimonial
noose.
There uiu tneuly-four Portlnuds in
this couutry.
4,733 books wero published iu Eng.
laud last year.
Mouldy and nnventilatei cellars will
snoil butter or milk.
The west is now supplying New
YoiU wilk hotel furniture.
Athens, Ga., expects to become the
cottouopolis of the South,
-Olaremont, N. II., still rings "the
curfew" at 0 o'clock,
Ilobius with mushrooms is the latest
dish Iu Florida hotels.
Bell Telephone stock earned 17 jur
cent, dividend last quarter.
A narrow guae railroad Is bei
ng
built to the top of Pike's Foak.
There nr 330 collegea and uniyersi-
ties in the United States.
Feuee cutting hns been made a
ifel
ooy by tho Tesns LrgMature.
in Australia people'"uever boast
belonging to ou "old family."
of
Dakota has 775 postofflces, an
iln
crease oi ji7 ilurlug the year.
$1.00 a.
If
HOW SHE WILTED HIM.
"How did you succeed witli that wit",
ow up on l'lghleeutlt street you were
dead gone on?" asked cuo old bachelor
r priu-utntlvo of another old ditto, yts
day. "Didn't sucoeed at all," was growled
lu reply.
"Why, what was the matter? Thought
you had u dend suro thing on Ibe charm
ing lltllo widow?'
"Sj did I, but I didn't by a laigo ma
jority. Sho knocked mo out on the first
round, Marquis ol Gooseberry ruks."
"Why, hew's that?''
' Oh, she called tho previous q'teslion
ou me nud shut off debtte."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you see, when I popped to ber
in n thiilliugand soul-stirring rhapsody.
jshu just rold poisoued me by nsking'bow
many other ladies I had got that oil to?"
If the sergennt-at-orms had knt c'ted me
down witb bis gold headed niftce I would
uot have beeu more utterly dazed than I
was when she filed that ut mc. Suppose
you tackle ber."
"Me! Do you think I'm n, fooij fc'ho
might relVr mo to n select oommittee of
one consisting of tho old man with
his boots ou. Eicmo Hennery, if jou
please."
OFCOUESE SHE SWOONED.
A lovely, ov.il face, perfect in form
and color, lit up by the glow of larj-o
velvet-soft ejes, blue ns wood violets
when tho sun peeps in upou them
through forest leaves, nnd tbo dimpling
smile of a charmlnp( rose-red moulli, so
exquisito thnt it might lmve suited tho
heroine iu tho fairy story Irom whose
sweet lips dropped precious diamonds
and pintls. Nature, ever consistent,
could do no vm thnu place this perfect
picture iu a golden frame, nud had there
lore surrounded it with n veritable glory
of shining yellow hair, not finx-u nor
palo brown, hut living, reddish gold,
that looked ns if the sunshine lay im
prisoned iu its folds; add to this be.inti.
till face n no hss beautiful form, instinct
with all tho bloum nud glow nud fresh
ness of early youth, nnd you will l ave
lornied somoidea of sweet Lillian CI do.
She roclines on n luxurious nrm chair,
and she is rendiug her favorite paper, ns
we lift tbo veil, and disclose to our rend
ers the lovely picture sho forms. Sud
denly she drops the paper, ond a deathly
pallor steals over ber alabaster mil!,
while her lips slowly part, disclosing n
brand new set of teu dollar teeth. The
expression on her face resembles that
which wo bavo notice 1 steal over tl o
physiognomy of n hotel boarder, as he
begins to haul from tho butter a few
fathoms of capillarls bumaiius At this
jituctitre enter, her darlinp, Samnel It.
McBeeswnx. He starts iu horror at the
scene before him nud inepiircs:
"Lillitu, my dear, wba what is the
matter?"
Her only reply wns a. groan.
Youug MjBeiswax took htr tenderly
in his nrnis nnd implored ber to tell him
what the matter was.
"O.i, don't ask me," she slid plain
lively.
"Oh, but you must tell your Sammy,"
slid McBeeswax.
"Well. Sammy, 1 will," she replied
"I see by tho paper that the victories of
tho Falso Prophot in Egypt will cut off
tho supply of gum limbic, nud tbat we
can't have any more chuwiug gum," slid
she feel in ft dead faint iu Samuel B.
McBaeswaxVt nrnis.
As a eura for heart disease, nervousness,
and sleeplessness, Dr. Graves' Heait Regu
lator is unsurpisjed. 30 years trial prove
it. $1 per hoitlo at your ilruggisls,
The papers of Texas thiuk that n di
vision of the State i? inevitable.
Therenro now residing in the United
States nearly a thousand Japanesn.
The nutmfactureof needles nnd pins
is one of the ludustties in Germany,
Cnncp, Witnofiso Cot'oii, and even
Asthma immediately relieved by Acker's
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by Dr. Horn, Leliigliton, and E. A Hum,
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it contains nil the latest local nuns up lu
the lime of going to press.
The Ciiy Clerk of New York gets
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Archibald Forbes, the newspaper
correspondent, has beeu made nnLL. D.
During the Ohio Valley flood eggs
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di icjn.
NO LONGER A OUE3TION of opinions
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lous,
An Englishman sold three Hereford
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e toll .
Iu France there are now 4.675 miles
of navigabls rivers and 2,000 miles ol
causls,
San Francioo trill put up buildings
costing SI. 000,000 for ber world's fair iu
1887.
William II. Vanderbllfs art fjallerj
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! " 11 '"" . 'J UL.,1.. J!".LTB
PEOPLE WHO HAVE LlStsD
PULIVIONIC SYRUP,
SEA WEED TONIC,
AND
MANDRAKE PILLS.
Go and rco any one whose name Is men-,
tloned here, nud conviuco yourself that
CONSUMPTION
CAN BE CURED.
A till Malory ot theso and many other
cases is glrcu iu
DR. SCMENCIC'S BOOK
ON
CONSUMPTION.
which wo "rlll scntf yon free, post-paid, on
application. Address Dr. J, H. Schenck &
Son, Phlladclplila, Ta. This boolc also glvca
a full description of Consumption, Liver Com
plaint and Dyspepsia, In nil their various
fonns. It is published In English and Ger
man. State which you want,
lion. DAITHIIi r, BEATT, of Waaaiuirton, If, J
-writes, Juno 3, 10aa,
"Jlr. Jcwph Toilille, a gontlrman In mj employ. vu
ftlilictwl with wliRt wn-i uppotsod to bq Cousiiniptfon. I
pot lijui to vto your ltiliunto Srrup, Bc Weed Tonlo
and iIftrtdmV.o rills, find I con now ctate that he ban
been ob!o to return In Mi otiica duties, ami Utt kU
health ia better than It has Leon for ycwn,"
J. C. ULLIOTT, cf I?hcliampton, IT. Y., Sftyti
'l was toM by mv phj-Blc!an tlittlhM Consumption,
nnd I be He o iuvm If that 1 had, and that thu usu vcruur
UbUiulnca cured mi;."
aiifa Airarn vr. mrri 1 iousxi. of 041 Knrta
Street, riiilidelplila, -vrrita, July Jetli, 1883.
't bellcvo your treatment nnd f Iedlilnj gaffd my llfiv
1 wbi told by ftiTcral physl na of UUt city tbt I lu4
t'oiuUsUptlon."
A. fiHSLLT, of t-io firm of Cmlth & RheUy, Drr
UoolU Mcrcliants, Cross LiU&O, J-IlcU,
Is rotr In perfect health, nnd In fttlroln)-lnen. Rt
trnl ears aio !njwa.i considered ailnvurable,-Alth Con
turn pt ion, by liM pUvlcIans IIo hay. In a lttrr to Dr.
ticbeuclc, O.t, ;tli, liOi "I had all tho Bjinptoinx ot
CoiiR'iDiptlon -ou(;h, nlht Bweats, end twrei-o pain In
my luiiA 1 liavo aivtwd many others to usu your
MotllclneR, nnd cnntcllot tomo wonderful cures to thota
tho may bi int.Tvtcct 1 bdloro that your Medlcitwa
iv ui c-r Coaiuui;lloU crcn lu its adv oacvd eUges."
eitv. nnmr iionaAir
Was cored ct Consumption In Iti'Svor't form", by Ir,
Bchenc&'tf MoitK'ines, over twenty yeariCffo. lilattaU
mcnt Ih puhiUlicd In Pr. tSchcuck s book on Conaump
lion. Kcrcning to which In a Utter to Dr. Bchencfe,
dated I'eb. Cth, lsO, iio eaym "fh foregoing letter
was written t.i Dr. .Schencle nnny yenn ago. J can only
pay that my I u 11-73 were then iwrfcctly cured t lhar
li.ii I no mum if Jicuiorrhaco or luuir dilficulty Irom
that day t j this."
A. roSTIili, of Putnam, Conn.,
Writ' j April ICtli, iwi. that hl-j nun wax curd ot Con
t umptiou by tho m.o ot vr, Bvheuik't Medicine,
Dr. Rchenek'! Ttilmonlo Syrup cured mo of a ooufh
with which 1 was allllcted for over threo tuonthi.
JULIUS VEHIIEUr, Bay City,
J?.ev. JOSinm n. L-U11I3. Paator of EichtMath
Oncost 11. 12. Church., Taila., says t
"I was n prcat cufTercr from DyvpepolA, Bronchial
direct long nnd l'ulnionury trouble, and was so t-lok that
I thought I Rhoull bo compelled to give up prcaehlnz.
l)r. 5.licucl;'a 1 cuicOlv-a Kbtored mo to perfect health."
A. VT 7mTE, Proprietcr cf the "Whit House.'
Ic&la, III., writes, Nov. 21, 70.
Inicn I wai tnU by threo jiromlnent doetors that
my wifo had Consumption, anil tliat elio could not Uto
until spriiie. Boon alter afilviid, s)iolired InD.yton.
ttiiio, lneisted on her (TiTlnc- your MeUiclne aiaft trial.
Etui did m, una, thank OoJ, by thtir uao her Ufe vtaa
caud. hl3nowiutlrcly veil."
Eurlas tho rears 1S80 and 1S31, ntllDKlUCTg
TilUXX, cf Hnd30n,MosB.,
Lost hla mother nnd hrother by Consumption. rd
enortiy after waintlactcU ulth tho dlase hlmscir. Ho
fiupiKiittlihatttiornwasnohopc.rAlio bail alwayn beta
told by piiyuicianH that lmsumption wan IncurnLlo. At
noffi'Civiiiorbo.hnTlnffnll tho I'vini-tonisof u coniirmcd,
r ise, ho wn Irducttl to try Hr. Srhenck' rrracdlea.
Uheysavert his lite, and heli now well and hearty, heo
record ot UU caae pago 15,Pr. BcbenckS Uooic on Con
sumption. i j .jiDrN,Affntortho "White TjneTran
V-rUUou Co.," at Albany, N. ITr
Wat " thit Mi dautrlitrr was trlren upaHlnemnblo by
th ueiftliobi -.tplii -hi -nnt thatdty, Sliowa m.tored
tn icrait health by Di.fi henck'H lletliclnen, Jthough
tho iiiacawO ij hero Jitary in her mother's (atnUj
Ex-LIcut.-aoT. TElTJAilEI CO7aLAE3, of Middle
town, Conu.,
Write-, Nov. Cth. rfi: "7hav ued Dr. Rehenclts Medl.
cine- in my iumll for many j cant I know of tlio-io who
haoUtucurtdoi vt.-yoeiioualjntfUieajoby thvir we,"
into, COPCTA II. LAWSON",
Who Ilres nt No. n Ann Strer t, Newburcr, N. T.t was si-V
-v tth CtuiEuinpt ton for ovf v two ent s. one was cured by
Ur. Scli -hc'j iicdiciu'. s lu aud has had good health
CTur -Liiicu.
In 1Q7Q
Mr. IT, I ircl-on. ef Cclar rolls, Io.-v, wns attacked with
i.uii) Ww(UnT Irom tho Iuuk. lie wai cured by Dr.
B. 'lie-Mck'u tledieinoK, and ha itertr had any return of
blecCiujor wiaiuMiof tho Junes.
Mrs. J. V. WELLINGTON,
Who resides r.t I'o, II Tremont Rtivet, Cnmbrldseporl,
c urul t Cuiuumption lv I. Bcinuck'-si Utul
cin -sovercajmraniri. 'Jb ilat phytJclan sho employ, d
brforo luine theiu informed bir tuUr tti.it shecnuld 11t
but u few weeks, ti'io bn lieen in pwid health since.
Utadaveryinterrrtlns letter fro"i hT In Dr. Bihe'iclr's
Dook on Con-um..tii,u paju S3, Ihla boo' U cui froo to
all appUconti.
ima. chahlzh vr. rminiEit. cf No. 874 Kaia
bircct, SpriucllulU, Jajuia.t
Was afflicted with Conspninti-'n. fiymptmns lonofap
pc lite, grt at wiuL.iuai.iiryli.'u.klnCit. ifh.nijihtswrci
end bltfdlntf front tbo lm, . Hho vm pronounced In
curable by many doctors. She Osivi't "Inoue wek after
be-joii 10 tiw Dr. Sell' nek'a Alf dirlncs my nlp-ht swe. t
1 lopiied.and my npict IU- beRan tol'nproYo. 1 ctmunei.ct d
t a uto the niedfotiu s in Mi relit in July 1 tvas quits tro:T,
rnl lniwomont.it Livrol was will, and lhare had ffowJ
ht. all h ever rim e,M
(loand tf"i Irrlf polbl", B-afuIl account of hr
caso in Dr. b-h.uul'a Lk-oI:, j-a. ii
, OOODWnf, cf Caaascra-a, AUchcy
ca if. y, ,'
7ritea N'or. (!th, 1 991, thst eh? has bfn cnrel of Consump
tion hy Dr. SIithok'-j MetlUims, Bro her Jotter t-u pc
The RTCTHPIT ITCJESE, Missionary for Aroert
eanliapUit ltjlicaticu tkiclcty at luaideq JUKk,
Sits twt Ui xiTo waa entirely cure1 Vr the vof Ir.
aJunck's Jieti.c m?. Ho l.aa nljo us d the lu.tnenia
byrjphiuvelf villi rnut benefit for 1 oarcepeFsortoln
I atlildeallvafWU
! W, D. EUYCTIKfCIC, Usa., whoso rlaee cf buatoeee
ii at Nu. 707 liroadway, liuw York City,
Kayci TwelveyesrsaiTomy phyplelanl'"ftiny irlTntnflct
bit thauVs to our rreat mudiciacn, lLq lri tuay a
JUVIiUUiVU, sVU VU4VOS. JF.
W. W. VAN AliTWnHP. Editrrcf the "DtZj PaU
riot,' uoolibou, Llio..,
Pcpfrti that -,n mi cor-d of CoiJfci of tho
I.jncs, after tbo family t hyj-lan luul eiiu up, by
tho uMvl Dr. tkheiwk' Uk.k1u-s.
TT1T.T.TT7 P. HOPKIirS, cf Proridenco, U. X.,
Wi It tn Pr, 8-1-fnck, ?Ir y i:tb, l.Vl( vl hxrc been enrrd
of wlutt three of tiu t at 1 hj s-ioiaiw of ihl t .ty told in a
vas('Oiiumition of ih Lu .m, by the use of youriurdl
cinef iir. hopkius' ta 'Ha very Intercut nv one, and
wo&bk you tu rood his full MaUmi't In Dr.Bchcnck'j
r-a.ro 1L Mr. Ilopkln ros.id-tNo.3lltwcll Btre t.
ilr. N.I. UHth, Druijjrist.ho. X& Haliibt., 11-OTlacnrr,
My 1, ret en tnjf to Kr. flouLius rosei "llavu coiifJUcrr!
aro'tsumptiTe In the Iat ftices of the disease by hi
I liY-ici-uH and ft lends, and 1 U Here t ho his nwrcry i
kuUix ly duo to tho iuo of Dr. fkbcuiL's Uwdiclucs.H
Wlirn tho dritft was made st CVontmine, Ind..Mr.
peUtfoid CalJwr 11 a4 drWtt-d. The ozAinluiiL' ph)slclaii
nj ft d him, ea inx that oua ot hU lu k s ms iartlliy
foi.ewltU I'suimuntptliui. ilr. CaUlwi wmt wwn afur
bin adried to uws Dr. Ss'hf nek's MMlklnea, hy John B.
li.-iumn.who now ilree In iudlauapolis. lud. Krqni thir
ue he tntlrely rcct-rrred his he-ilth. Mr. L. luwli,
druivltj at Oonneimribe, anjst 'l know of tbe atturo
caac, au j ran certify to the tr-th of the f 01 etroinjt."
J. McQOinCTAL, cf the Empire House, Akrpn.O,,
Gera- 'My int her wu snvtd 1 mm a consumpttvn' yvr
by tho uo of Di. Scheu-wk's iIcdcuieo.M
DR. SCHENCI( MEDICINES:
MANDRAKE PILLS,
SEAWEED TONIC,
PULMONIC SYRUP
Aro sold by nil Drus-frfst,, and full directions
for their use are printed on tho wrappers of
cvry packafc.
(S . CWtJ NI All mifAlt,!rt?
Im lU(louJfllbyrop. TMieflfceM.2. yi