r i. ..-... 4..1 1.,1 it. llrsrf"rtcn:fvwr?frrtti)irl Diaeaie, Whywbecaiiaj it i o Herltrg prepatalti If' fnrer:-p"oiilfr disease, mi J 31) years use Warrants it. 1 r bolllo. "Whci efo Hut gentleman and lady acroM ili. ivBtV'' asked n lady on Fifth Vendi) jfstcrtay mnrutnt. "Mr. and Mrs- Be Pm'l you know tlieml" "N". IQiW ht bri le anil groom, I suppose?" "Oil, nft. Thty hsve Umi marrivd a doten yitft dr.rooM." "Ia it possible" exrlaim." d;the lldr. is great aurpriao; "why. be lift till ha' han h mat htr." ,cWbalbrald English Remedy for Centtf, Cold, and Coni'impl'en. Bold for jiirantaaby Dr Horn, Lenigblon, ni E ,lf orn, W!port. j-xlhori ( a iicstmneter la Texas nho ibceif In three, vtt- i tiil who lint livi'il "UtfnVr fi)i governments, -i yn tiowa Item. I liaJiaabeett-UTia t nod li v- -I I met wo ca n ' I lluagiuo why hu has been in only throe &(Wri1fe-bnckod liy" n gu'arah. ten Vokor's I)vjipnl:l Tabids will clvo We lint. m' vrniy Married J'nrpanils ki row wajts'f ntjon'tfy f-ir hubby In s'aggcr In hall-shot nt llio mil hours n f t li o7ni ir riTni7 ami then fires nivtiv nt him from tin-lor roveri LUilESSHOUM) ItEMEM'l3Eit,'beaii tlltil complexion reaiilla Irnri, nsingcker'a fXv'JV. IIiirnf'Lolngh ton, and M A. Horn, WviasjHirt. The man whoqnurnsievcr the wnnlon destruction ol ourfnresis Mdes not lieslute In flit liia pockets with gratuitous tooth Jii 1(pfoJK&lS3Iaariint,0tliiga ha!ly jilato of fifteen pent soup. Every farmer licuM,alJenft hove one cnjiity paper, mid thet paper shntild bo the AnYi'CATjt. wl.lMi pnntiiinnll the latest Io cs JwdS: Oiify tV.ho'a Jear. jdfcnlaiilkr, w-wlialwein.ii think they wnI'Wllfl;lrii'!'H."l"?a morn audueioui. If wpnpjii .knew what men think they would be I wcnjy "tTim s Jiioro -quelli!!. t?nH, Vnljirinr. bixIb and potussium. rqual qn'Jflitiesj. Jivlll cure tlio worst forms of Ditlij'riii when taken in conjunction with Jailwip.W'ii Tar Syrup. Thus Tbonia the f tAi lir" t rifgcTflj eidls it. -rhe.leLinay not Iw generally kn-iwi '" "ll'M."" ff'-fl"? U S. pension for rupturp irj hernia incurred while in tha serviee. Unit inVy are entitled to a truss cvrrytwli Mnii'a 'half rears free of charge, from'tjse giVj-riiment by innking spplici t'"iJ"Miy picmbejrj f board of examin ing siyECoiia or (.elisions in the district where eu. li f cftsloliefs may reside. . r.H I - .MaliofliurFDor District. Accost oVntnan 3lVttr. Overseer of the Pour of Mahunii tr towiishlp( Cnrlion coun ty. I'cnna., fur the year ending March 14th, Ilyirnpuutjuld for maintaining rau . i'i'X'. JS30SS aniiianrpii'.ii ior uurertlslt u ana llKVJIHCIitSl.i " ainb iit .;vJ.t lurrullel unlcra " niiu5;ii.t paid pystaye stamps unit eifrlu ro . . " renrtt'ea'inhie ititys g TS 1 00 I ro l'J ft fWV .one ouy,, iiiunuinK sel- ltjpiit.., 1 60 ' e"mrrilon 1 to " cuittilstluii mi353.; (i 2 per cent 7 31 " ' 3(I5 CO ' " 1 nit. Ts'bMinceonhnnil from 1833 settle- raent.i J535 02 Township l)r, to Nathan JI'sor .... $'JS 33 Ai'llteil and approred this luh day of JlurSh, A. 1). 1SS4. 'I' Jt II. AllNKlI. April s, jii Auditors. aFtmdlXJAtUtOI.L, Superrlsor, In Ac eoant Mlth iMahunlnv Township, Packer ton UitLrict, fur the year ending ilarch 10, ntu r . DR. To a,ouat of Ux isplleats $1034 ( CH. 7 irrrtsei ftr hands, labor on resd.t y7 ii " amount fat i tor lumber aul nails 68 35 " a'uiiMiiit mild rr Hiiiua. kc lis (.0 " uinount M hoi siifiewnsiili K9 as " iijnsniubiMulJlJIcli.suiitli. super- visor 4S I'S ' exoncratliutii , pi ni " llliiolllll lax reillli ipil 1 42 perceii ano colltciliiu 'nx SI SO eervlros lor sel'. us superviror .... ail to " uctuuat pij Audllu.s 0 01 , . (1031 tO l!F.irHBVUKlNf!JlITII,iiriervler In Ac. cuunisl.lt'Miihi' liur Hsirfut lor ihoicur mlAsWiirtl. iv;Ii)18s4: l)H. To amoutil oT tax difplloite $ CIS 81 lo auit.iint easli riccivnl t from lleo. Cmrull, supcivuur 4 so n mo 09 Jen en. Ity nmonnt pill f.ir labor, lumber, Ate. ni toail A 081 co " pi-HM'iiititii- lor eollcetli'i; tax.... 3'.' 1-i 'cxiineritUrit... .. 'i 41 " scrrtixj lursult 171 10 U-3 TO Balnn'e iluvrt,- Itelnnnllli from town. r4J' Jti.in) coiini (7 ;o AnjUd rfiri approved this lttli day of Watch, A. U,)M. AirlUnS i! sa ABM VH01)UC?J f O V. UHlul UxHAPHV Hlf CUUN THV Mi ILL (TIC Dt M AI(HtNi3 IHI'MAPIATlMI Cai8A60,R0CKISLAND&PACIFICR'Y f J'l?Jcr,rTi.poBiuo? or 1 cennecti the AotiUid tbi Wvi by ibt liort.irtt iouic.ouU car- re4 ..uc ucr la Uyion JJcpcu wah aU tUo pnuclpal CrtW b.wccu i6o Atlduttp and ihu l'jtlnc AiiB. lias CuUilimint la linrivnlo.l inri ...n lineal fccut, k ociponett oX Uoat Coo. 'or tabid uad fcciutftai Uay tost, Mfytificeut Uorlou Ho. Aiird. r-uil tha i.t Ltna m Dimna Crt I tbW rid. 'Ahr-oTraaibt.ivtcuciiicakOiti ctt auyTOiufc$iolia ,a,ua tat, l"fcui,vta luo Ifjiuout ALBERT LEA HOUTE A Haw and Dleoe Line. via Ojneeaand ItanU- Stli lwUU.Louwllo, Lejlcjieii.Ciouiuuati 11 1 T We11' aa ouiaii. u.uatap All ItarrfusS rMjsaxoirrrv.roal'ii ip Tly cotafor sileat all prlaelpal Ticket CflMailu Ha (atl i r'i . ku4 Ihroueb and Mm ct fr at. Mt-iaw l cuioatllori lhal oiler Wm advan- !vr wiH4 lBfore.aUon, tte Maps aad Void t -a lb i QKEAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE, M our BSMCtt Violet Offlaa, or addma . H OABLff, I. r. JJHM. , Ttor.ttl-a'. toTta.t'aai4a UISOELLAriEOOB. --Folks don't begin to realize tlio hard ablpofa newspaper mno's life. For in- etaiio!, til InL n the rough tale of rrpotter tent to report a sermon, who has to keep tils mind mid attention ctnsrly on what (ho clergyman la saying when a protty girl in gallery has just louked down and winked at him. Hli Slippery Glass Eye. 'The Equlre," says the author ef "Tha Itooaier Sobnolinseter," "wor one glaia eye and a wig. The glass rye was constanti lipping out of focus, and the wig turning around aidewise on his head whenever be addressed I he people of I he Flat Creek Dis trict." Sad siwctacle. Parker's Hair Dal- aam preserves and promotes the growth of me natural niir. it also restores me nat ural color lo hair which line fa-led or become gray. Clean, clci;ant, beneficial, highly periumed. Among the proposed fashions of the coining spring is one to liavo divorce cerli eatel trimmed with cr.ipe. They will RuroyFind You. They arc looking Inr vmt cyervvfhere. Drnlla ol air in unexpected plapea, g"ing iriiiu iiniriiiitnstoco.il nnei, ciireiesiicf-s tti I'hiingilig clothing: In short out thing which ends in u"ciimmnn cold in Ihe liend." Unless arrested this kind of cold becomes ecatinl in mucous momhrano of the head. Then it Is Catarrh. In liny and nil its -lages tins dirense yields to Llv's Cieam Uiihn. Applied to Ihe niotrils wilh the linger. Bale, agreeable, certain. Price 20 cuuts. Tho fashionable candw ch contains very little meat. Tho bread is merely trimmed with ham burg edging. Insurance. Insurance Is a cud thine: whether an plied to life or prvpotty. Kn lesi a blessing is anything Unit Insures goial liealln. lvlil ncy U'nrt dues tliis. II is a mild but efll cent cathartic, and acting at the Fame time nil the liver, kidneys and bowel?, it relieves all thesi- orcans and emiblts them to per firm their duties perfectly. It has wonder ful poncr. See udv't. Marriage is the liatu al of all things terrestrial. Even corns have lo paired now and agilu. "I have no faith in patent medicines" is (he common expression of some incredulous people, who hayo been "taken in" by the voluminous references ol some nostrum. Bu) it don't stund the tett. I'or Jadwiu'a Pine Tar Syrup we only ask atrial. Go to Thomas' tor it. Illobson speaks of butterino tun nil facturersas a gre.it and growing ojeogarrhy. ELECTllICrry. Ol aii ihe known Electro Galvanic Appliances at the present day it is now ooticcded by the Medical Fra ternity and Electricians generally, that the American Galvanic Co'a Howard Siiiki.i s are the best, possessing intrinsic Electrical merits, as ono shield or appliance can be fitted lo any part of tho body, which is Dot true of any other. Reo advertisement in another column of this paper.- Electric Ga telle. A furnace should be like a good singer, able lo reach llio upper regisler. 1 was weary of life, and longed fnrmy death For all through the years I'd been coiiglnu', And thought every night that I'd loose nn brruth, For I wus coughing myself lo my cofiio. hod given up hope, live, Hlmn.il iny life. When n friend advised me to "stir up" And tuld mo a eecret by which I wuscured By taking diidwin's Tur Syrup. Thomas, on llauk street, sells it. Sweet uro the uses of ndversily, but most people prefer sugar. That weak back or pain in tho sido in bipsyoii will find immediately relieve, when u JTop Mailer is opj lied. It strength ens the muscles, giving the ability to d hard work without suilVring. Take non Out thir; 'tissvre. There is generally md much bustle ii the outskirts of the city. AN OLD NURSE SAYS: Acker's roc- lish Itemed y Is di-t for coughs, crnui diphtheria,or bronchitis. Sold by Ur. C. 'J Horn, Lehigbton, h A. Horn, Weiuiwrt. 'This is a new figure for the German.' aid Hans, when he was fined $50 for eel. ing beer without a license. NO LONGER A QUESTION of opinion, we g iiirutiloi eyery box of Acker's Ilysii ia Tablets. Price 25c. and 50c. Sold b Dr. Horn, Lehlghlun, and E. A. Hon Weissport. A convention of barbers wes broken i because one man taid ho had a razurluliu. he desired to oiler. Ayer'a Cathartic Tills are suited lo ever age. Being sugar coated, they are easy ti take, and though mild and pleasant i. action, are thorough and starching in el le t. Their cllxasy in all dtsirdcrs of tin stomach and bowels is certified tu by p!i lans, promliieiit clergymen, und many nir best citizens. "This is a ingestion of spring," sal. ho rut as Ihe trap closed unmi him. Malaria In nil its forms positively curie with Emory's Standard Cure Pills, a ncvei ailing remedy! purely vrcelabl. enntau no quinine or ntlier pois'Winus agencies, en linked by physicians und sold by d nigral eyerywhere. 25 and 50 cents. March U not a sad month, lor it al ways comes to us galey. Your KtiBAXori' is dolne wonderfu work and I have entire confidence in ii It is curing me." Dr. F. G. Wheelock, Do Ituyler, N. Y'. A griu is a crots between n smile and a wink. Perfect soundness of body and mind i- pi-ftible only with pure blood. Lea. Imp medical authorities of all civilized coun tries cnlorse Ayer'a Sursaparilla as the lies blood-punft ing medicine in exntenre. i vastly ini'ieaw s the working and produo iy. powers of In th hand ai d brain. A summer resort the ice cream manu tact. ry. Do you eyr have neule pains in your left breast extending to your arms, diynu eier have sull'-catluir feelinei In the rt-'-mii ol your hearl! II so you have heart disease. Ub ur. uruyes iieurt Itegulalor, a sun spicule. i per uoiue i,vciy man Is born wilh a mentor-. Thol ia his conscience. When he gels old- er be gels a tormentor. That's his wife. sou will be happy. Make vmir old things look like ne,by using the Diamond Dyes, and you will he happy, Anv of the irniiiiinui rniLra lor inc. at drugtists. Wells, Iliehardson A Co., Burlington, Vt. Key. Mr. Talmaga taya it has taken a million ol years to "evolute" him Irom an ape. How very discouraging. HvjiAR Blood. On the purity ond vital. ur in mo uihim uepenu itie vigor and iiranii io nv lviiuii, ayaiein. uisease ni var inns kinds is olten only the sien that n. lure Is trying tu lemove tha disliirbing cause. A remedy that gives life and ylgor In the bhaid, eradicates scrofula and oilier impiiriiies irom It, as Hood's Sareaparilla iiniliiublenly dis, must be the means id preventing many diseases that would oe cur wiiunui us use. Kola by dealers. Iniprr.rcrithed persons desiring to romnitnuicide con now rejoice. Cucum ber are quuled at only fifty centa apiece. CnoiT, WitooriNO Cot'au, and even Asthma immediately relieved by Acker tiiglisli i Remedy. 6nld under guarantee "v vi, joru, iieuiguion, aud IS. A Horn ii cieepori. A French dramatist malejone of bi character! in a play declare that be I "holding up the iruuserief despair with errenie and m Thlfl cnt ehowa tha Howard Electric1 AMD Magnetic Shield es applied over the Kld iic) a and Nervo-vital ccntcM. Tno only ap pliance tnado that fits every part ol the body, and the only one needed to rosmvxi.T cvna Kidney Dlacnso 11 lie lllllnllaiu, I) y n i o a 1 n . the worst cases ol Scmlnnl Wenk iicbb, ISxlmns lion, Iiiinoleu-1 cy and nil J1. I cnecaendlVealc ncfcn of t he Urlno Genital 4lrrraiia. Patented Feb. S5, 1870. ' YOUNO MEN, from early Indiscretion, lack ccrvo forco and fall to attain strength. Minr)'L,E-AOEn MEN often lack 1 1gor, attrlbut lnif It to tho progress of years. The MOTHER, WIFE and MAID, snffcrlngfrora Tcmalo Weakness, Nervous Debility and other all incnte, will find It tho only cure. To ono ond all we my that the Shield gtvca a nat ural aid In n natural way WITHOUT DRUGGING THE STOMAcn. Wmrantcd Ono Vcar, uml llio beat nppltanco tnntlci Illustrated Pamphlet, THREE TTrES OF MEN, also Pamphlet for Ladle only, sent on receipt of Cc, ecalcd; unsealed, FREE. American Galvanic Co., AGENTS I WANTED FOR THE BACK-WOODSMEN. The mn captivMititT tiirratWe of etrly liorJer llf ever writ ten. A Ilonituxa for Old Agents and splendid starter for Ueglnncrs. Aireim are now soiling 19 10 IS book! per day. Wa wan n ,gcr, in ctciv town, aenu ior icrini .no circulars iree. Tho W. E. DIBBLE PUB CO., Cincinnati. O. Afip MTQ 'Ulier iik, it. hat. tlie n.ffril, hwt. ..a IVt nUUH S w.tiftltnffr.rllrtr.uCnftrApllalr-qulr'il,sH4l VMJ ror rr 11U ElIl'IUE KAN'I'U 10., 3SI (anul til.. K. V. GIVEN AWAY WITH THE nmn nmm joukhal. aWtlMnaMalHBaWHMH -j. W ro determined to M mm mir circumtioti up rnrbojond ftiijllilnpuTcr IffoTfiVtiOwit litlliu nvwnnfr tiiBlitfui-wlilitltHtcblect In lir tttttiiMlU1 tliHutiiisiuaolTfr. On terript r H5 Cents ewl)l nctirt j on tlio well Into n mid nmillnr rAnnlna Piroalrtn hiiitilfn!l inmiiRlcd.Rnrt tlT) tnntt liiirtmh'p, rentlu'jlo Piinl.v J-iiiniHi in tha world now in In sixth vrnr. PoVlTlOEliY160" Weok0 61Ja iu o4'Lm,m ax vb y.ii Tenrrt.ntcenrapalrorhe.iiliriilKnrDrnp.nr Bttrva niittini. tii.a orihat niulerrnl nurt crnmminc naw male, rt.t AMYLOID, ll.li nffi rgiiuj r.T sa ilaja. Addrcia Poople'a Flreslclo Journal, Now York. .Intifnal -. Waiu V.-.i-L-- Arte turn to nawlth Till ETS.SHrer, Ayou'llm-i y mall.a GOLD EH 001 .IF r.nflflAli'A!: will 5 tliina- olso In America. AusolutCot-Ui.iiuy, LUU't chix. Nu capital M. Younff.173 Ureeuwlch 6t,N, u. lc bllllJ vou in MJri?" rJnNi-1 in Onu MoiiLh tJAii nity. DANIEL WIEAND, CaiTiages,"Vaons,Sleighs, &c CORNER Or BASK AND IUOJi STKEETS, LEHIUHTON, Pkkma., Particular attention given to REPAIRING In all Its details, at tho very Lowest Prices. Pntronnee respectfully solicited and per fect sitlsfictlon Kuaranto-il. Jan. 19, 8My. DAN. WIEAND, Are Annnally Sown ant Planted C5TTI1.3 Year's Cataloguo PETER HENDERSON & 1 1 k . r : n I ' . - -. -va nixes 4 Mi PORT CEIIISSTEfi?, W. . CIRCULATION 63,000. EDITED BY W. II. HALE, H. D. This is a largo eight, page, forty column, monthly paiior, and is dovcited to cvury thing pertaining to Health, and llonii', aiarriage, Social Scienc!, Domestic IMedicine, rfcienee, Literature, Art, Economy, Cookery, Hints on Health, Dietetics, and every realm of Modern Science thai tends to improve health, prevent disease, purify morals, and make homo happy. SUBSCRIPTION PRICE 50 CENTS PER YEAR, Address : 13 Ii. W. II- HALE, Health a.ntl Homo, Port Chester, N, Y. 1838. Established 46 Years. 1884. MARVIN Marvin's Is the only Fafe with absolutely dry filling. Marvin's ia Hie only Safe having the "tongue ami groove" improvement. Marvin s ia the only Safe having a continuous projecting flange on the hinge side nf door, Marvin's is the only Safe in which Ihe door and Irama are interlocked at all nolnts. Marvin's Is theouly Safe in which the door thn action of heat. Marviu's is the only Safe the back of which llemembcr that no other make ol Marvin s tongue and groove lrame with sliding back-plate." Call and examine. Marvin Safe Co., G23 Chestnut St., Philadelphia, Pa. Agent, ANDREW SHIYE, Near L. & S. Depot. Tjeliig'hton, Pa. & Baw-MUL OUR LEAPEH. W'ootTfTftn 8 to lOIt. T. Automatic, RpArkATTst tag, Uoiintod TortnUlo Engine, irlUi Mill, 10 li. ran-iAgp, 32 It. track nnd uays, 2 ilmultaneous lover not hontMtlocks, ViH-inch arbor, 3 chflii toottl eawyor controls foi.iMcrr and liwul-blnoka iivmono lavniiiun, uu i nc u miiu naw. 50 lu 8-titch i-vy bolilnir, focil-belto, cout-liLMiKx, mvflffr. tightener, etc. completu for o per at kin, 81100 nn cars. Ktu RlDooufkltlR. tlOOlcM. Knelaa wlllltiiru ulnliB lrnm tho ftaw two to cljiht fft long And keep up atpnin. t?cnd for catulrno 12. II. V. PAVNI5 As KONM. llMnnufncturcrs nil nttlrn Auto. r mAtlo KnirlnrBfrom2.n30OlT.P. tiUaftlncr, ntillcya. and lianrent ANDREW 3IllVrJ.liilKMl.--i, Acent fur Iii'hiclitiu, ind vicinilv. rasytouse. A certain cure. Kotexpenslve. Three K until.' treatment In one package. Goixl for Cold me liend, llpndacbo, Dlzxlcesa, Hay Fever, etc. rirty centa. By all DrugrrtMii, or hy matt. li T. H AZELT1NE, Warren, Fa io"rs n a o o , a 4 8 -'f 2 2." i So ia tSSSSS WM.DUPP3T & SON, of East Mmcli Chunk, are prepared lo do all kinds of Plastering & Ornamental M, at shortest notice. Orders by mall will re ceive prompt attention. Terms moderate for good work. eeplStf A HOME DRUGGIST TESTIFIES. Popularity at home is not always the best test ut merit, but we point proudly to the fact that no other meiticliie has wou lor Itself such universal approbation in Its own city, ate, and country, and among all people, as Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Tlio following letter from one of our best known Massachusetts Druggists should be of interest to every sulTcrcr : RHEUMATISM, "Eight years ago I uid au attack of Klictimatlsm, so se vera tht 1 could not move Irom the bed. or dress, without help. 1 tried several reme dies without much If any relief, until I took AVKR'3 SAltSAl'AUILLA, by the use of two bottles of which I was completely cured. Have sold largo quantities of your Sarsa parilla, and It still retains Its wonderful popularity. The many notable cures It has cltected In this vicinity convince me that It Is the best blood mcdlctno ever oll'crcd to tho public. H. P. Harris." ltlver St., Buckland, Mass., May 13, lttC. SALT RHEUM. Groror ANnRr.w overseer In tho I.owell was for over twenty years before bis removal 10 j.owen aniicicu wuu oic liiieuui in us worst form. Its ulcerations actually covered more than half the surfaco of bis body aud limbs. Ho was entirely cured by AVER'S Sarsaparilla. See certificate lu Ayer's Alinauao for 1683. l'REt'AnCD BY Dr. J.C.Ayer &. Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Druggists; SI, six bottles for S3. Hills aud Mill Mtes in llie Northwest FOn SALE BY QILLSOX, BENJAMI.1 & CO., Real Estate and Loan Apts, MINNEAPOLIS, MINN. Money Loaned, I Information as to Farms for Sale, O.iv'i ,t Itlt. Lands lti-in. (Ihaii.'oi. I Cheerlullv furuished March 8. 18(1 cortf. in Haifa Million lardens! Froo on Application. CO. liJ SAFES. joiuli will not and cannot open and spread by cannot bo removed wilh a common screw-driver. of Safe has even the equivalent improvement, or tho "solid forged Failles' Aniaallc Engines I I 53 till Qjnanaviw" q.1 FARMERS' COLUMN Practical Poultry Snrrceitlona. When reRiiiniiiend to utealroiig mixtures, like oil of taaanfras, lurpeiitlne, kerosene, etc., on the sbipkens to kill the lice, avoid doing so unices desiring to kill the chlciteus as well. Sprinkling sulphur Ireely about their coops, and on their bodies, Is a milder aid quite as cflective remedy. The best possible plan is not to allow lice lo get a start, by keeping the premises thoroughlr cli-sn, and the buildings well whitewash ed. I Iihvh read that al Ihe time parsley Is abundant in the garden, it should be given to the fowls as a gren food. It is nut well, however, for it is likely to cause a looseness of the bowels, and dropping of soft-shelled eggs utider loosts. Allow the lowls access to lender grass n few minutes each day, aud give the parsley to the pig, Another suggestion is, to (caller air-sluked lime freely about thn houses as an absorb- ent, and a deodorizer. But (he continual motion ol tho fowls keeps the air filled with the choking lime dust.and soon causes injurious rritation in the air passages, riister, or a shovelful ol dry soil thrown on the roost board, is better than lime. Wucn fowls liavo a cold.it is better to use a llttlo care in feeding for a few days, than to dose heavily with pills, red pepper, etc., etc., as some recommend. A cold or roup shows itself in different ways, by coughing or sneezing, and by swelled faces, watery eyes und nostrils, and the worst form is oiuker in the mouth. A simply cold can be eosily monaged ond cured in a lew days, by giving small quantities of sulphur in tieir warm dough, with a light sprinkling of red pepper occasionally, itud worm water to drink. Castor oil, applied by pouring it down llie throat frnin a small-necked bot tle, is particularly good. In cases of canker, which is the worst form of cold or roup, more care is necessary. The diseased lowl must be immediately removed from tho well ones, and pure water provided for them in clean dishep, in which a small piece of copperas may be dropped occasion ally. Feed no hard grain, and mix the dough witli lint milk, feeding it spaiingl Hk.nrvC. Drown-. In Am. Agricutluriit. Milking Tubes. An unusi'al number id inquiries about milking tubes have been receiv.il recently 'eyeral yars ago they were brought bef.ire tlx public, by u man who had sumo noli ri et as a practical farmer and stock breedei, wit i ii great llnurisli as convenient, prai li cit and useful in any herd, ond not injuri ous. No doubt at first he may have been hones', about it, but ho really tested only one or two nl Ilia own cows, and the milt one wo saw thus used had her udder ruined. Still t l.o boom went on In anile of the warning! uf this Journal, and other editors. wiin took care to let their readers know what tho mailer was as soon as they learn el it themselves. A dozen different forms w.-remade, and sumo were patented, hut ail were worthless except In Ihe hands of o skillful surgeun,and then in case of oust rue- uis. At times the Insertion nf n tube into Hie teat of the cow will empty the quarter ripnlly ofthc milk, without harm to the cnw. But there is one danger always pre sent: on withdrawing the lube a bubble n air is very likely to escape from it into the udder, and there being no provision for absorbing nf air thus introduced, it acts like any other foreign substance, end prmlnces inllimmalion garget, often most interne All the efforts to prevent the escope ol the air bubbles by bending the lubes, hy attacl ing rubber lubes, and various other con trivances were in vain. Hundreds of cows had the garget and lost one or more quar ters. Our advice given then am! repealed now is, let milking tubes olone. They ore no longer on sale I but we know nf, and ought nnt to be. It is important Inr a physician or surgeon to bo able to draw nil milk without pressure upon Ibe leat or udder, but other people beller bo content to f.illiiwtheold wayin milking. Col.Wkld in .dni. Agriculturist. A Word on Cooking. Tane one or Iwn common dishes as cook ed by ordinuiy servants, and enmparo them with what Ihey should be; fur instance thai much abused dish, "hash." No wonder, n it is brought In Ihe table too often. The odds and ends nf meat, left over from mam meals, are picked up; sumo ore fresh ami Fiune dry, some with tough crist'e nn, and bII chopped together with iiotatncs (Ihe lust perhaps just cooked und hot, which sjioils all hashes). It ia put. into a cold spider. with fat of some kind, ond moistened with water, sometimes tno much and sometimes loo little. When hot it is sent to Ibe table. The real, appetizing hash is something very different and a nice breakfast dish. Water in which meal of any kind lias been boiled should be set owny to cool, the fat removed and the I nth saved for soups, slews and hashes. All gravies should be saved and treated in the same way, and no fatal all left in them. Ajar of "Extract of Beef" should be in eviry house, and if there Is neither of the above on hand, a quarter of u lcasioonlul of the extract in a Imlfcup of hot wa'rr will moisten and flavor the hash, and add very much to itj richness. More should be used If the quantity of lianh need ed is large. Corned beef is always best, but tha hash is good when madn nf cold roatt beef, mutton, or lowls. A roast beef bone will often have on 1 1 meat enough lor hash, when there is not enough for the table in any other Inriii. It should be boiled ini very little water (and Ihe water fayed to moisten it) until the meat loosens from the bones; then chopped twice the amount nf col J boiled potatoes, seasoned with salt and pepper and moistened before putting on the fire. The spider with a little butter nr beef-dripping in it, should be I oiling hot, Ihe hash put on and covered until a light brown crust lias formed; then turned over on the platter and erved. Ethel 6T0.st,ln Am. Ajriculturitt. No IJarks. Mr. T. M. Casad editor of the Corydon, Ipwa , Timei, writes that bis little girl burn ed her font severely nn a rlnve. One appli ration of St. Jacobs Oil, the great pain-re liever, cured it completely; leaving nn mark). By twoapplicatlontnf St. Jacobs Oil he cured himiell ol a torturing pain In the side. A towel folded several times and dip ped In hot water and quickly wrung, and then applied over the seatof the pain in tnothoo'ie or neuralgia, will generally ar ...nmrtt r.lief. Headaches almnat at ways yield to Ihe simultaneous application of hot voter to the ftetendlho back of the Mm i Business is still booming at Our many customers will kindly accept our thanks for the liberal manner'in hiph Ihey have patronized us. To those who do not patronize us yet. but have slic7i.ai object in view, we, here, publicly proclaim that they will be treated fair and honorably, that we will not overcharge them in a single item, but on the contrary, will offer them, decided baigainu ia many things without employing the so-called Leadek System, where a certain line f goods arc sold at or below cost and double prices charged on others. TO all we would say that wo are holding our trade with our customers and are constantly adding new bne&v but still we have room for more and cordially invite you to try us. Have decided bargains in Home-made Carpets, Floor Oil Cloth, &c "We lead tlie county in Sugar. Our Stock and Prices of COFFEES are unrivalled. No trouble to show goods. Very respectfully, j3 Gig The Clark's Cove Guano Company Price List 1884, per 2000 lbs., in Saolcs 200 lbs. eaoh. FULL STRENGTlTFERTILIZERS For Field Crops and General Application. Bav State Fertilizer. Ammonia. (NHS.) QrAnAirTKF. E.D Avallal BlB- l l'ntah Rctull I'd ANALY allahle I'm spnnrie ACI-,.... item actual Itctull Price In Now lork, $10 Unicorn Am. Supsr Phosphate I Ammonia, (NII3.) . -! Available Phosphoric AcM ) I'nloeti. ( K'-IO). actual QuAntWTiKn Akalybib Itetall Price In New York, (25 King Phillip Alkaline I Ammonia. (NHS,) i te Guarantied J Available I'liospliorle Acid,.... ejto Analysis: p. tash. (K2D). actual 3 to Retail Price In New York, $30 per ton We have secured the Agency lor the above Celebrated Phosphates, and will now take orders, and in season will have a constant supply on hand. Call and examine samples or write for circulars, ire will accept agents, to whom we will assign districts, and are" pre pared to make liberal arrangements with them. ANDREW SHIYE, Agent for Carbon, Monroe, Schuylkill and Lehigh Counties, Pa. OFFICE in Seller's Bnilflinn; Spring Styles for 1884 have Arrived ! Are now prepared to furnish their customers and the people witli the Newest and most Fashionable makes of Foreign and Domestic Cloths, Cassimeres and Suitings, which they will make up in the Latest Styles and most Durable Manner at unusually Low Prices. With a lorcc ot experienced workmen and a tremendous stock to select from, vvc are prepared to offer inducement unexcelled by any other ESTABLISHMENT in the COUNTY. We cordially invite YOU to call and inspect our Goods and learn Prices before making your purchases elsewhere. In all cases we guarantee Best lrorkmanship, Best Material, the Lowest Prices and Perfect Fits." Respectfully, Clauss & BrOa. The Tailors, Marcels,,: BANK STREET, LEHIGHT0N, PA. We Know what we are Saying When we state that we are Selling Goods as Cheap as the Cheapest, and, thcrclorp, invite special attention to the following articles suitable lor Holiday Presents : If anrlaom. Frlnire Xmaa and New Year Oard. Albuma, Toilette Seta, ladles' Hand BatehaU anrl Pura.a. tllarar Oasea, iAdles Work Mom? Kim llalr HiS ah". Clothes llrushis. A VVrlety of Parlor Oam... Dlaaeete.1 Map of the United St.tea (a speeiaiiy for children tuoj'njt oUi'lvir. to learn the boundaries of the country with ease and pleasure), ChlldMn.' A 11 0 and Toy Books, ra..y Fapetart... Uhlldrcna' School itags, lukatanda, fce., fee. A fine assortment of Lamp and Lamp Fixtures, varying in price from $1.25 to $10.00, together with a largtt varietv of Fancy and Useful Articles suitable for HOLIDAY ar. BIRTHDAY PIIESENTS". We have also, always on hand a full assortment of Pure Drugs, Patent Medicines, Wall Paper and Bord ers, Stationery, School Supplies, &c., &c, all of "which will be sold at the very lowest cash price. Call and see goods and learn prices before making purchases elsewhere. U JgiP Prescriptions very carelully compounded, day or night. Patronage invited. REMEMBER THE PLACE, , .--.-r . , E. A. HORN, Weissport, Pa. Kiylth lltl. tho STAR. The Great Planet Formulas of CONCENTRATED HAfflTRXf. cotnblno In 2 Formulas ihe many necessary articles ia use. Great Planet Brand. aiiX - FORMULA ( Ammonia, (NHS) 4 to 6 perct "A " - Available I'hospliorlo Aeld, T t. per et I l'.tash, (K2U), actual tj-j to 11 perct For Potatoes, Hops, Tomatoes, Peas, Corn, Melons, Beais, As paragus, encumbers, lterrles. Vines, Orchards, Oralo, Sugar Cane, 4.C. Retail price In N. Y., SIS par ton. GtTAnANTEKD ANALYSIS! FORMULA ( A mmoi.ta. (N 1131 t perct "It" Available 1'hospiiorlc Aclil a tot per et ( Pctasli. (K20), actual TteVjiarot For Tobacco, Cabbage, Onions, Cauliflowers, Turnips, lie. Retail Prlco In New York. I8 per ten. TERMS O ASH. 3 to 4 per ct perct per ct 10 to 12 z to s per ton. 2U to I'ifo V to per ct per ct per ct per too Guano. per et per ct per ct Tlie Auriciilmral Implement Depot, jo I ?J2Si3BBBBaaij S9Ha359 If 't trSit '. k March 8, 1834-m8 13 CP use sjfae i kifa. sack.