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VOL. XII., No 12.
Railroad Guide.
ArraQgemcnt of gassongar Trains.
OOTOI1ER 20th, 1883.
Trains leavo Allentown as follows :
(Via PlRKlOUEN Railiioad.)
For Philadelphia at 8.C0, 0.to, 11.10 a. m
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SUNDAYS.
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Lcaro i'lillad'a, 4.30, 7.40 a. in. and 1.00,
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SUNDAYS.
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ni 11.16 p. in.
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ami 4.U) p. in.
leavo Lancaster, a. m., i.uu ana ja.m
p.m.
j.eave uoiumuia, a. ui , a.iu dim
in.
(trom King Street Depot.
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Leave UnrrNburg, 6.20 a. m.
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Urccn streets, I'hllailelpbln, other trains to
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PROVISIONS,
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INDEPENDE1TT "
LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY,
Henry B. Payno, Senator Elect from Ohio.
Henry I). Pnyiio was bont November
wns the son of Judge Khslia I'avne, one of tlio early settlers of that part of the
State. Ho craduateil in 1831 at Hamilton Theological Seminary which his father
founded, and afterwards read law with Judge 1'icld, formerly of the Virginia Court
ol Appeals, and John u. finencer, ot uiiiaunaigiia. ile reinovcu lo Cleveland in
1833. nnd linislilnc his law studies with the Into Sherlock Andrews, was admitted
lb tho liar tho next vear, nnd practiced law until il84H. Since that time ho has
been engaged in various extensive business enterprises, and not long ago was a
stockholder and director in eighteen corporations, embracing coal, Iron, manufac
turing and hanking interests.
Mr. I'avne was a I'lcsidcntinl r.Icctor
car was elected to tho Ohio Senate. In
inee for United States Senator, but was
jority nf one.
in lB.x .Mr. i'ayno was uie Democratic
Salmon 1. Chase, and was defeated by a
f Stephen A. Douglass and stood by him in
sain at Charleston m lfcSbl). Jiuring
Union man. At tho Baltimore Convention
Horace (Jrcely.
In 1874 he was elected to Congress from the Cleveland District by n majority of
2,500 over Colonel II. C. Parsons, of De Golycr contract fame. Mr. 'Payne was the
first Democrat from that district and entered Congress just in time to take part in
the Tildcn-Hayes contest. Ho was Chairman of the House Committee on the
Klcctoral Vote, a strong advocate of tho Klcetoral Commission bill and n member
of the Commission itseif. He was also a
Currency nnd the nuthor of the bill for the gradual resumption of specie payments,
which was adopted by the Democratic caucus, hut never enacted.
Mr. Payne will take his seat in the Senate March 4th, 18S5, concurrent with tho
inauguration of the next President.
VESPEK HYMN.
BY QRACK lrLSTOtt.
Soft the vesper chimes aro s'.rn lin c!
athcr, lol thy cliililren kneeling
Unto Tbco in prayer appealing!
Listen to tlio soul's petition,
Genillng lowly in contrition
JesusI grant divine fruition;
Trembling bring wa our confession
Daily sin ilolh make aggression-
Take, O Saviour, full possession!
Fepblc, fainting, erring eyer,
Fortify each weak cndeavorl
Let temptation conquer, never!
Strength our feebleness would borrow-
Light from a ccltslial morrow-
Fur Ihis earth-born night of sorrnwl
Fill our hearts with pure devotion!
Still the grieving soul's emotion!
Guide us tafo o'er Life's rough .nceaut
Jcsul Saviour! havo rompasslonl
Plead wo Thy dear blood and pnssionl
Our poor lives by Thine refashion!
Let tho morning's rosy breaking
Symboluoour future waking,
With Thy ransomed bliss p.irtuklng!
A HAPPY FAMILY.
BV MQS. It J.. XtATNE.
It was Snntlny. Mr. Skinner was
tired, nnd thought he would lie down m
the sofa In the back parlor nnd rest.
People sever lenrn by experience, and
be was no, exception to tbo con.mon
rule.
He lay down and crossed bis feet with
a parade hardly justifiable under tbe
circtinntnucea. Ilia wife came in and
saw him.
' Why, Lot Skinnerl'' the exclaimed,
"If I ever heard of tbe like! Lying down
on that new to fa with your boob; on.nud
' 1,1 goodreibl your bead on that lace
tidy I hid done up only last week. You
are tbe most inconsiderate man I ever
saw in my life!"
Mr. Skinner got np nnd bli wife
smoothed ont tbe tidy nud rearranged it.
"Tbe idea of nn)liody totting u head
on that tidy." told Mrs. SUiuuer. who
bad no intention cf using elon. "I did
suppose you had more i-ensc."
"I used to have," i-nid Mr. Skinner
good-naturedly. "Y n-a-h. I conld take
a n a p if 1 could find a place to drop
down. YA-a-h."
"You bad better read your Bible,''
said Mrs. Skinner. She was n good, un
comfortable woman, so clean nud uent
nnd orderly tbat sbo nude hnr family
wretched with her domtMic drill.
Something called Mrs. Skinner off
then, nnd when she came back Mr. Skin,
ncr was gone. She sat down and took n
book, wben a thought strnck her, nnd
Bhe bounded from her cbnir as if it bad
been A cannon ball.
Yes, it was jut as she feared; her
husband had Rono np stair, nnd abe
found him stretched ont on tbe bed, on
top of a wblte counterpane, Lis grizzly,
gray bead sank deep into a white,
etarobed pillow-sham, with these words
embroidered in the center:
"Sleep sweet, beloved!''
He was not only asleep, bnt.snoring,
with n look of sweet content on his wide
open mouth.
"L-o-t Sk-I-n-n-e-rl"
He got np In a manner that would
have done credit to a gyronast,and stood
staring nt the fearful dent lu the bed
aud the wrinkled dent in the pillow
sham. "I declare I forgot," he said, looking
yery foolish. "Alice, haven't I got a
place where I can lay my head?"
"Don't talk nonsense," said bis wife
aharply. "Tbe Idea of a saber man go
ing to bed with his boots on."
I'd rather you'd get some common
I Kenan ' aim K.M. Tf vnn mn.l tilwAn
, ..... , .. ,
in the day-Urn, wby there an old
lounge down in the kitchen; no nee
nd will disturb you there. Or, I suppose'
ungraciously "I can take off tbe
qtilt, and the sham, and let you have
your cap here, though its nicked, that's
aJJdgf manBL.aj Aim
Live and Let Live."
PA SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 9, .1884.
30, 1810, in Matlison coimtv, N. Y., nnd
on tho Cass ticket in 18-1S, and tho next
1832 he was the Democratic, caucus nom
defeated by lienjamin l' Wade by a ma
candidate lor Uovcrnor ot umo against
small majority, lie wns a warm friend
the Cincinnati Convention of 185C, and
the war lie was an active and consistent
of 1872 he favored tho nomination of
member of the Committee on Hanking and
what it la, to sleep on Sunday. It's n
bad t rample to set to the children nnd
you know it.''
"But I am so sleepy," answered her
husband, "my bead is as heavy as lead,
nud I cannot keep my eyes open."
"LjziiiessI sheer laziuesn!'' tuid his
wife sharply.
Mr. Skinner went down flairs nnd dis
nppenred. The latt wordu his wife
heard him say were that there was rest
for tbe nenry, hut sbo wua picking up
the embroidery on the mis-tisod sbnm
with n pin, and did not heed him.
When she went down stairs lie was not
in sight nnd she busied herself in get
ting dinner, which ou Sunday took the
place of supper, nnd thought no more
about him.
Sbo wns n distinguished woman; (lis
tingtiiidied lu tho town where sbo livui',
ns being tbe cleanest housekeeper in it.
No girl could bo found neat euougb to
live with 'ber; nil tho mottoes in her
bouse were to tbeiffect that clenulincn
ii Ukiu to godlluess.' She dusted every
article of furniture in the house several
times every day; she scrubbed so r I to i
that tho oliildreu had chronic diphtheria;
sbo scrubbed so clean thnt nt Lest she
scrubbed through her kitchen floor into
the cellar, and wns nearly lost to tbe
oomniunily. It was a perpetual warfare
between her and dirt. The front parlor
wiis never opened to the tamlly, nud t.l
fiough Mr. Skinner had furuUbed it lie
had never s it dowu in it a moment since
IU nir was that of a tomb. After it bad
been opened to company for an after
noon, the children went round with
llinuels about their throats and drank
ginger tea. II was tbe bnudsotnest par.
lor in the community, loo, nud bud tbe
family pictures nud their marriage cer
tificiite framed nnd hung up there.
When dinner was rendv and It was a
good dinner, too, for Mrs. Sktuuer wns
n notable cook .be anted the children
where their father was.
Tboy did not know.
This seemed strange; she questioned
them closely but thev bad not seen whicli
w.iy ho wint viben hep.issed through the
rojm.
"Didu't be Bay whero he was going?''
she nsked, wourteriugly, for Mr. Skinner
never weut out ou Sundays without his
family.
"He said he wns going whero bo'd
bavo more peace," said little Harry
Skiuner,
'Well, wo won't wait dinner for him,"
6.U d bis wife, and tbey sat down to eat.
But a spell seemed to bavo fulleu upon
them, nnd wboti the dinner was over and
cleared away, and they were in tbe sit
ting-room with their books, there was n
sense of dreary bis.uurt Mrs. Skinner tat
with tbe Bible open ou her lap, and won
dered why he had gone out nnd remem
bered that he bad looked queer.
It was in cousnnauce with her habits
of living tbat she got up In tbe middle
of tbesu specnlations to e.itoh n wander
lug and belated fly And induce him to
be annihilated.
"Strangel" she faid, as tt grew dark,
"I'll lake tbe children and go down tn
bis mother's aud see if bo is there, and
if be is, I'll just give him n piece of my
mind."
But be was not ther?, and his mother
said Lot had looked badly tbe lait time
she saw bim, and she thougbt he seemed
worriod; hoped it wubu'I business
troubles.
No, it wasn't business troubles; Mrs
Skiuner knew that, and she becau to
wonder if she had cleaned ber husband
out of bis mind. It came over ber with
sudden force tbnt she had been in tbe
babit of driving him from pillow to post
at railroad speed and at tlio end of
broani or dust brush. Ho actually
found no rest for tbe sole of bis foot iu
bis own house.. It might have worked
upon blsnervvtu system until he bad
become suddeuly innane. Horrible
thruhtl lie might have cowmitltd
suicide.
Bhe hurried homo with tbe children,
All was gloom, file went to hi bureau
ujjis.ia!ii.iujajcm
$1.00
If
to loik for his rifzor. It was tbe only
tire nrn'r be'p6sse'svd it wa? gonel
Then MrnA Skinucr; litoko down anil
cried, and the children cried, nnd it wns
indued n scene of desolation, when ud
denty thodnor of th t horrible, parlor
opened, aud nn apparition no it was
Mr Skinner himself stood before them
looking very sheepish.
"I overslept myself,'' ho said In n
meek, apologetlo tono looking at tho
clock.
' I should say you did, answered bis
wife, "nnd the dinner Is all onion np,
but I'll fix yon up something nice,'' nnd
she went out taking tho children with
her.
How much of it Mr. Skinner ever
know it is impossible lo say, hut there
Witi nn immediate nnd satisfactory
ohnnge thai at first nmazed and then de
lighted him. Ho could lay down any
whero wheu ho wns tired and his wife
would throw n shawl over him, nnd leavo
him In peace. He has even been seeu to
He down ou tho sofa in tho parlor whtre
bo took his Rip Van Wiuklo sleep, and
nobody disturbed him. Mrs. Skiuner
was at heart a woman of sense, and wl en
sbo realized that one hair of tbat grizzly
gr.iy brad was worth more than nil the
pillow-slnms in the world to her, she
pet the last one away In tbe company of
a demented Assortment of superfluous
tidies. Aud they are really aud truly.
nnd not In any zoological sense, a "hap
py family" now.
NEWS AND NOTES FOE WOMEN.
A pensive, mnid often develops into nn
expensive wife.
A femalo cowboy that is to say, a
cowgirl has beeu discovered in New
Mexico.
Tbe trains of recently-made Frenoh
dresses measure nearly two yards aud n
half.
Parisian women nro powdering their
bair nud arranging it n la Mary Stunrt in
tbo evening.
Miss Kite Kme, tho feminine lawyer
who threw water in a Milwaukee judge's
face, bus gone to Chicago.
Snvan B. Anthony is writing n book
containing her observations on the
position of women iu European coun
tries. Women will never be ns well paid for
lecturing as iui u, simply because they
bavu done so much of tbe thing for
nothing.
Iu Mexico women nre not ullnwed to
attend funerals. Tbey nre, however,
mngnanimoii3ly accorded tbo privilege of
being present at all weddiugs.
No girl,'" snys Mr. Buskin, "who U
well bred, kind nnd molest, is over of
fensively plain; all real deformity meats
want of manners or of heart."
New York girls now carry valklug
sticks. It is just as well, tbo Picayuxe
thinks; witb them tbey may he able to
keep off the sticks of society that are ul
ways following them.
When you wi;h to appear beautiful
and attractive consult your bast lady
frie jd, show her nil your dresses and ask
her to select tbe one you should wear nnd
then choosa another.
Mrs. Bnth Everett, of Salt Lake City
says tbat the Utah women who signe I
tbe petition to Congress rote&tiug
againit any further legUUtlon upon
polygamy, did so under coercion.
A Boston judge declared the new stun
diirJ time legal, af ter tbat very night his
daughter sat Hp witb heryoung man half
au hour later thau usual and her pa did
not dare to say n word.
Amonc the most oharming luncheon
parties, giveu in New ork, says the
Bazas, ore those ot n lady wbo cooks
ber simple but elegant mail In a tiuy
stove tbnt stands ou a dinner plate in a
hall room, has no servant to wait, and
washes the dishes birsell; when the
guests are gone.
The festivities nttending what the re
pnrler calls nil "oliLfHshioned" weddin;
iu lUutoul, Wisconsin, recently, endured
tor three days. Oue of the striking fea
tures of the festivities was "a wristling
match" between a Bantoul girl and
geiitlemsu of Cbillou, in which tbe girl
succeeded in throwing the Cbiltouian
three successive limes.
DISASTROUSLY LITIGIOUS
"That's Larry' BUke's hou-e,or rati
er it was his bouse, and he still lives
there," said Detective Taylor as he drove
with a reporter past tbe house mention
ed. It is a specially neat and comfort
able hoklug f.irm-honse, perhaps two
miles to tbe east of Bridgeport, Conn
Around it are well-tilled lands, well-built
nut-bouses, well-kept fences and nil oth
tr evidence of Conucticnt thrift.
"Wby doesu't he own it now?" asked
the reporter.
"Paid it all away in fines and costs,
slid the detective, briefly,
"Fines and costs?"
"Yes. Tbo old man was industrion
and saviug, and his wife and daughter
and two sous helped him until tbry were
worth 3,000 or $1,000. It was quite
respectable fortune or they lived. Then,
about four years ego, 'Larry' took it iuto
bis bead to get jealous. Lord knows
by, lor tbe poor old lady was anything
but a Venus break a looking-glass every
time she looked square iuto it. Then he
took to driuk. The boys took to drink
too. Used to get drunk, fight, break
luruiture, raise merry tbuuder; shoot a
one another, too. Old man got shot
twice; oldest boy three times. Not dan.
gerouu wounds, yo'i know, but genuine
pistol-shot punctures."
"Used lo fight all ulgbt nnd then come
down nnd get warrants lor oue another's
nrrest tie it morning. Actual fact; I had
twelve warrants to serve ou tbe family
pas day. Old inau used to pay his own
flues. Old woman used lo come iu tou
with tbe bank-book nud pay the boys'
flue. They look old woman's part, yon
know, and she'd see 'em through. I hud
a private office there and used to serve
the warrants. Used to coma out at n ghj
and tell 'em I wtnted 'em la th. mom'.
a Year if Paid in Advance.
not paid in advance, $1.2f.
ing, raid they'd alwaya come Ui on, tt,ui o.
Most agreeable people I ever arrested.
Never bad any trouble. They'd staud
trial, pay their Huts, and go, hack and
fight some more.
"There was n lawyer In Bridgeport
mAtle a good tbiiug ou,t nf W long as it
Lasted.. First they used to pay him cash
nnd then, after a while, be opened n run
ning account. Whole family had same
lawyer. Kept It up about two years.
Had nothing left thou and the two boys
went West. What did tbo daughter do?
Oh, she's living there yet, I gness, wilb
tbo old folks, Ne.ver' had uiuc-h to- say
about it. Nuna of 'em had. Curious,
too, the girl didu't drink, but the rest of
'em did." N. Y. Hebai-d
Adam's Fall.
Ever since Adam's fall, which subjected
human nature to diseases of the flesh, tliero
has been a demand for a blood purifier.
Wo ail reallio the fact that upon the purity
anil vilalilv ofthe blood depend the health
ami vigor nf the whole systmn, and that
ilisrasoiif various kinds is oiler, only a lgD
that nature is trying to remove tho distur u
ingcuu'e; hour, a relUhlo blond purifier is
f greater importance to Iho ienplo than is
generally suppisei). Wo are pleased to say
that lloiul'aSjmiparilla bears unmistakable
Proof of being tlila sort of n medicine, and
wo think it worth v of a trial.
The speeoh crop Is a faihue in Con
gress.
It kugers nothing holy to ho called
bore.
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.
Aro you disturbed nt iiIbIiI nnd broken of
our rest by a sick child suli'erinir nnd crv-
UK Willi pain or cutting leelh? If so, send
it once and get a botlle of Mrs. Wixsiiw's
Sootmixo Svnup tor Ciiilphkn Tfkvhino.
lis value is Incalculable. It will relievo th
noor llltli) snlferers Immediately. Depend
pou it, mothers, there Is no mislnke about
:. It cures dvscnlerv am) illurrhoca.remi.
laics the stomach and bowels, rures wind
colicsofieiis the gums.reduces Inflammation
ml gives lone and energy to the wholn sys
tem. Mns. WiNSi.ow's SooTiuxn Syrup
run Cmi.nniin Tektiiino is nleasantto tho
tnste, nnd is the pn seriptlon of one of the
oldest and best female physicians and
nurses in Iho Unlleil Slates, nnd is for sale
!iy nil druggists throughout the world.
1'rice 25 cents a bottle.
A horse ought to gain in weight when
he is led.
Tbo death blow An undertaker's
advertisement.
Oponing the Funtcalns.
In numberless bulbs beneath the skin is
secreted Iho substance which gives the hair
Is lxture, color nnd gloss. When Hits se.
relion slop; the hnlr bejlns lit oneo to bo
rnmo ilry, lustreless, britllo nnd cr.tv. Is
lint tho condition ol vour hair? If so, np-
ly Parker s Hair Rnlauin ntonce. It will
restore the color, gloss nnd life by renewing
Iho action of nature. Tho Bilsmn is not nil
oil, nut n dye, but an elegant toilet article.
igniy npprcciaterl because ofitscleaulincs'.
A flowing gown should be made of
watered silk, of course.
"Playing hookey" Tho cow tbat
tosses a terrier over the garden wall.
Lawyers and doctors blunders havo
been the cause nl more than one mini's
rlioking lo ileal h. Some persons have been
known lo rltoke from muiMunK. These in
stances are few if Jodwin'a Pino Tar Syrnp
is useu. rer mime, -'3 ceuls r.nci Jl. f ur
sale nt Thomas' drug store.
A man may court nn investigation
but conrtiug a girl is far more prefer
able. "Birds' in their Utile nests ngree."
If tbey didu't agree they would fall on'.
CT. Decorative Art. Bvnlieit directions
for every uao nro given with Iho Diamond
Dyes. Kor dyoitnt mosses, grasses, eg?.
Ivory, hair, Ac. 10c. Drueiiists keep them.
Wells, Illcliarilson & Co., Uurllngtou, Vt.
A pig is about the ouly animal that
is cured even if he dies,aud thus he saves
his bacon,
If von want to flud out whether a
man is a baabelor or a mau of family give
him a baby to hold.
NO LONGER A QUESTION of opinions
we cunratilee eyery box of Acker's Dyspep
sla Tablets. I'rtco 25c, and Me. Sold by
Dr. Hum, Lehighton, and E. A. Horn,
Wei surt.
How great n matter the kitchen fire
kludletb when husbaud nud wife quarrel
about making it.
Ten-rloll.ir gold coins nre called
"engles," probably for the rensou tbat
riches have wings. B.O. 7482.
It is not ninch of a compliment after
all to say thttamau.is souud. faome
men nre nothing but sound.
AN OLD NUI13ESAY8: Acker's Sne-
lish Heinedv is UKvr for cniichs. croups.
.llpbtkerin, or bronchitis. Sold by Dr. C.T.
Jlorn, Lelilglitun, K. A. Horn, Weissporl.
A Newmn'i girl bit the ouds oil' her
beau's moustache nnd she bus "felt dowu
la t'jo mouth" ever since.
A fellow screws bis courage to the
stickiug placo wben be puts n postage
stamp on a written proposal of marriage,
The unsuccessful attorney is the man
wbo "poudered over many a quaint and
curious volunio of forgotten'' law.
"I have used KuiuKorr for consump
tion with the most wonderful suceess. I
cheerfully reeoinmeml it to all." J. I),
M.rlln, Notary Public, New York.
Vt. Deems snyj kissiug is a purely
American habit. Then tbe other folks
don't know what fun they're missing,
Many sleighing accidents are caused
by too cl08,a "biloliiug up." That is
true. But most oeuples prefer to take
the risk.
Dr. Oraves' Heart Regulator cures all
forms of Heart Disease, nervousness snd
sleeplessness,
The backbone of tbe winter is not
broken, but the spirit of tbe young man
Is whon his best girl has discovered tbat
it is leap year.
An Indiauapolis paper says tne
weather continues gelid. If tbat Isn't
geheuua of a word to use we don't know
what Is.
The man who prepares a patent of
fice report must he immensely cheered
whila at w oik by tbe thought tbnt no
body could ever bs hired to read the
thing.
What combination of four letters iu 1
our Engli.h tongue nnnketis such sweet
and tender recollrctiouu ns "home."
Sjiuo persons lu iy auser "beiir," but
tbey have un home,
Tbe old II.UM.iau bauds did not go
tooting aud hnuimeriug mound with
borus and drums, as is tbe lasbluu of
this day. but they laye I sweet mii-ic,
sail and slow, upon thu gudpk, tbe gtis-
. balalaika,
The Carbon: Advocate
An Inilepsndent Eamlly NewaparjetVt
Published, every t ATUBDAY,', In
Lehighton, Cathon,Co.,Pa., by.-
IB.VUUY V.. ITMIUTMIITIKM.
otTiyn-riAvK.WAY, n idioW duttuce. stwv.
t)ie I.ehlsli Vnlloy R. R..Onot..
Terms :: $1.0(1 ucrAJiiiiii in. AdJ
i;vT.nr prscmruoM.or riiAirt anb PAFCg-
JTob Pran tiiVe:
AT XKiiX LOW PH1.WH,
!For thq Cure of Coughs, ColdsJ
Hoarseness, Bronchitis, Croup,
Asthma, Whooping Cough, IrvstV
picnt Consumption and for ths
relief of consumptive persons-lrt
advanced stages of the Disease,-!
Sold by all Druggists. Fricc 2o c.
Health and Jtfappiness.
? DO AS OTHERS
y&OKf' $ HAVE DONE
Are your Kidnoya disordered?
'Kttlnry TVort brought mo from my Brave, as It
yrero, after 1 IimI l.wn irlvcu up or 13 taut duetor la
Detroit." Jt. w. PoTcreur, Mecnaitfc.Ionlft.allch,
Aro vour nerves weak?
Klilni-y .Wuit cup! 1110 from nervous wraltnefle.
Ac.aft.-r I wnfl not txpri-tetltollre."Mr. Vt, W, P.
Uoodvin,rd, CAnl (an Xonitor Cleveland, D,
Have you Bright's Disease?
Kidney wort i-ureil me when lnr water wa just
llk chalk nnd tuen llko Hood."
tranic wuaon, moody, I'ah,
Buff oring from Dinbotoa ?
crrr uskhU UIvch nlmoHt iinmwllato rvlieV
Have you Livor Complaint?
Mttle!nc,T'WQrt cuml hiq ot c&ronio Wvcr Piieatett
after I jprnjcel to die.'
iienry waro, ia:o cel. win Mis, uuaru, , x
Is your Back lanio and aching?
"Kiilncy-Wort.d bottle) cured mu vben I TTfco
lumo 1 tuul tu lolt out of led."
u U. XailllWlCO.JLUlWOUKCO, wis.
Havo you Kidney Disease?
"ICldney.'wort nrulo mo nounnnllu r and Lldacr
Iter Joan ot tiris.icrrsstul torlnff. JU worfl
tl0abox."-8ana'l lodges, WiUigjiuWrrn, West Vm,
Aro you Constipated?
"ddncTVort rausoa casr cvccuatloni imd nurd
tno alter 13 years r of other lTlllnell.,
V'l.nt, LMtl.ll,l tit i IV,. n. V
Havo you Malaria?
"Kldnty.Vort hmi dono better than any other
smedy Lave ever ost-cl It my proetloe."
Pr. lt-lC Clark, Bouth Uero, Vk
Aro you Bilious P
"TTMnev.Vv'nrfc hiYa dnnnmo mora pno.1 thiin an.
other remedy 1 liavo ever taken."
Aro you tormonted -with Piloa?
"Kldncr-Vort rfrmrtnrntltf furr.1 mo of lilaedlnff
pUcs. lir. w. II. Inline recommended It to me."
Aro you Rhoumatism racked?
"Iviilm-r.Wort riirtd tun. nflrr 1 was crlrn no ta
clio by iJhyslcUniand I had sniTcrrtt thirty year.'1
Ladies, o,ro you Buffering:?
"Klttnrr.Wors Fiiml ntn or tiwmUar truuLlcfl ot
seTeralycars ct-lndlmr. flany frlenil. una and pralM
It," Mrs. II. Lnmoreaux, Isle La Uotte, V t.
If you -would Banish Disease
1 ana gain jueaitn, xaKo
The Blood Cleanser,
and all scrofulous diseases, Sorca, Erysipe
las, Kciema, tiloUlies, ltlugworm, Tu-
mors. C.irbunclcs, Hulls, ami Kroptlom
of tho SUlu, nro tlio direct result of nil
impuro stato of tlio blood.
To euro tlicso diseases tlio Ulootl must to
purified, nn.l restored tn a bcnltliy nnd na
tural condition. AviMt's SAiisAfAltlLLA lias
for over forty years been rccognlrcd by ciul
nent medical authorities ns the most pow
erful blood purifier In existence. It frees
tho system from all foul humors, enriches
and strengthens tlio blood, remotes nil tracis
of mercurial treatment, nud proves llsell a
complete master of all r-erof ulous diseases.
A Iterciit Cure or Sei-ofuloua Sorca.
'Soma months nco 1 wns troubled with.
scrofulous sores (ult-trs) on iny legs. 'J ha
llnilis weio tiadly swollen nnu iiiuitiiit-ii. nnu
the sores ilHcliarged largo quartltles of
oirenslve matter, l-hery reuitily 1 Ir'eil,
...lln.l ....III I IWn.l IVl-l'.M SI A I,M A l.lllll.l. I.
of whleh 1 havo now tal.en Ihiee lutle"k
villi tho result mat tno sons e i.tn hi,
and my general health gixiili) lini nuv,
1 foel ry grntcfiil for tho Gid .sour
meillciiie has tfouo me.
Youra rope-uuliy, .wns ajs ii mil in
Hi Sulliali bt., New York, .ll.lic .1, ISfiV
tlr All persoii's Inttrceted arc lm Iti il
to tall on ,llr. O'lSrlarsi also upon tin
llev. Z. I'. VVIlilH or 78 l'.iut n-llh bttfet.
New York City, who IU tnUo iili ii.um
In trstlfvliu; lo tha uoiulci Till tTlltnry ol
Aver'n Nirsitpui lllu, not only In tlio ui
of thin lmly, but In Ills own ne anil
many others within his Unuoleilgo.
Tho ell-known icrifer on Hie IUisIoh IkmM,
II. VV. Hall, of Hochcittr, -V.., w rites, Juno
7, 1882!
"Having suffered severely for some years
with Keiem.i.niiil having fulled to llml lellef
from other rumeiiics, 1 hne made use, during
Hie past three months, of Avch's riAitsAt-A.
iill.LA. which has elfictul a roiy.trr cure.
I consider It a magnificent rimeuy for all
blood diseases."
Ayer'sSarsaparilla
stimulates and regulates tho netlon of the
digestive and assimilative organs, reiiewa
and strengthens the vital forces, mnl sweiPy
cores Illieuinutlain,Ni'iimlKl, ltlieumu.
Uo Uout, Catarrh, Ciciierul Dvi.lllty, ninl
all diseases arising fiom nn InipotUM-heit or
corrupted condition of the blood, and a weak
ened vitality.
It la Incomparably the cheapest blood medi
cine, on account of its coiiceutiKled streuglh,
aud great iuer over disease.
MtLTAnEO UV
Dr. J. C.Ayer&Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all DruggUts; price $1, slz bottles
for 3.
tir.
ri
mtx
mmo
IflsjEl!si-lTJ
mmhk
n n week at home. .JOOeutnt fro. I'ay
atsalutely suto. ro risk, rapllsi
not renulreit. Header. If von want
butlness at which persons of either sex. u t
ihey wurs, with atnolule Cera.ui. in I r
I Jf Iu,"Um l" u Al",T 0ouiolJ X'
or yuun. can inako trreat payalltl,., tltue