iAIivertising Rates", SWsjdciirei I to bt attl!l1y understood rio advertisements will be IrWrtedlln las column of T 0o" A'bvocat that my-bi? received from unknown parties or firms unless arcotnponled lhe 0X8B' Trio following are our pxtr terms! OKlRQOABKllttUSICI,'), Onp year, each Insertion. i2 Bonkh,Vs4ch insertion .oots. Thro months, each Insertion........... 10 cts. Los than thrw. months, first Inwrtion , 'tl r each, subsequent Insertion 2 cts. .Local notices 10 rent IT line. II. V. MOKTlIlMKn. Publisher. Attorneys St Counsellors. hp A. SNVOKIl Attorney at law. brnca-Cornerof Dank Street k Ilsnkway. , -sail hulldlnn above the Carbon Advocate rrlatlnn Oince. .,. May is, lMlmsM I,KII1QHT0W. -rxr m. uapsiiek, ATTORNEY AND COU.NSM.L01l AT LAW, nsaSTSlST,LlBISBVOH,PA. R.,l.'.M.sndCollkellon Ac.ev '"""? CttlttealKstaU. Csnvkyaneing .Ifstly doue Col. Mllons promMlf m..l.. S.tlllnijr K.t.t. of idsots k spMlslty. May b. cosnlll In njllM. adUtrmau. sci.ii Physicians and Dentists. REMOVED. W.G.I.SeipleJSiciaii&8iire:iil Kas Hemoved Ills Offlco ami Re'(leneofritn Second St. to SUIJTll Street. In t 'O''''1"" Tnd ratron..' T WlUK 111 V lS , , fro.,, 6 to 9 o'clock P. M. March M, 1883. -pvtt. W. W. HEBEU PHYSICIAN ANU SUItOEON, MAIN STHEET. FAltRYVILLE. Pa, May be consulted In the Enallsh or CJerman ' Language. March 21, 1SS3. "W A. IiERHAMEU, M 1)., ' PHYSICIAN AND BUnGKON Bpkelkl attention psld to Chronic l,.ass. ome South Kat corner Iron ami 3na t .. Le Bltbleo.ra. Aprl' 3, lata. D. BEBEK, M. I). V. S. Eiimlnlng Surgeon. practicing physician ami suhgeok, bnricitt JlankStreot. HxiiKtt'b iilock, LchiEh. '"Maybe consulted In tlio Ocrra in LnnKunse. Nov. . D B. C. W. BOWEB, PHYSICIAN ANU SUIIOEON. May be consulted In the Oerman or Enitllih ,mriinirn. Oirimi tl.noilto Durllne's I)ru ttnre, &AMC tit., Leblghton. fa. Jan.ll-yl Drs. BauT and EisMp, Hays determined to remain Uf LEHIGH TON all Wiuttr, and will continue to pay uptcifil attention to CnnoNic Affections ' AND Surgical Diseases, Oinee Hoars from 9 A. u. to s r.,M. Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa October 13. W83.tf hW. A. Oortrisht, D.D.S., OFFICE: Opposite lIie"brouJwy House," Mauch Chunk, Pa. Patients haye thebenetltof the latest Im. provsments In iuecha'nli.l appliances and the best tna!hil or treatment ' a surglc.il 7 W"'"",t..eT1I.1T.M .l.l.,Uftrr.l II l Hill. AilWt"lit.' ................... .. TInlfei1. ir possible, persons residing, outside or Maush Uhuult, should m.iko engagi'tnents by mall. J)Vl QARBON HOUSE, J. W. KAUDENIlUSIf, PJIOPniETOK, IUscSt., fjBriioiiTOM, Pa. The CIaibox Houaic nfTers first-class aerom. medalloDS to the Traveling public. Hoarding by the Day or Week on Heasouable Terms, Utiolco Uigurs. Wines and Liquors always on band. Uowl Sheds and Stables, with atten tive Hostlers, altacheJ. April IQ-yl, p.VCKEHTOS HOTKIu IJHway between Mauch Chunk & Lehighton LEOPOLD MEYER, PaorniaTOB, Paekerton, Penn'a. This well known hotel Is admirably refitted, and has the best accommodations lor pennan. tot and transient boarders. Excellent lable and the very best liquors. Also tine stables attached. Sept. 18-yl. Mauch Chunk House, Susquehanna Street, Maucli uhunk, Penna., T. F. FEIIK, Troprlctor. When visiting- at the County Seat this Hotel will round to be first-class in every res. pert. Wines, Liquors, Lager lloer. Uigarr and other Ktfreshmeuts or purest quality at the liar. Terms very moderate. Patronage solicited. Se.it, 21, 16M JVTID BIIBCRT'S Livery & Sale Stables UAXKSTRRBT.LKIliailTON, P.b FAST TROTTING HORSES, ELEGANT CARRIAGES, ' ut. Aad positively LOWEIt PltlCE-l than any other Livery in the coanty. Large snd'hiirt.ouio carrtngea for Funeral purtosesann weaaiugs. uaviu t,uui.ar Nov, 11. ISTJ J. W. RAUDENBUSH Itaspeetlully announces to the nubile that he has oneneda NEW LIVERY STAI11.K in eonneetlon with his hotel, and Is prepared to lurnisn seams iur Funerals, Wedito or Business Trips on shortest notice and most liberal terms. All orders left at the "Carbon House" will receive prompt attention. Blame on North Street, neai lum aoiei, licuigmon. )anZ3.yl 1 TJDT7U1 ,0- r,,r Postage, and re. a. i niiiii. cslverree. arostly box of gaols Which w II heln YOU to mr money right away than anything else In th's worm, Ail, oi ciiner sex, sueee! rroui nrs hear, Th. hrovt rood to fortune opens be. fore lhe workers, absolutely sure. At once ujresi i bcxsh(., Augusia, .ue, 1) LIL !. Mil I Will 1 1 IIIMI .III I I Will I !lll.lljmigniwtt.rfWM III! I I J Jg. 1 " , v.,.. s'. , ;,. . , , v ' . ,;.. i II V. Ioni?mEn,t?roprio.or. vol. xTL. iNfo 'r. A Railroad Guide. Arrangement of ?as:cnger Trains. OOTODKlt ?Jth, mx Trains leavo Allentown as follows: (Via l'unKioMuti lUttnoAD.) For I'hll.i.lclphla at 5.(0, 8.(0, 11.40 a. m., anil 3.I0 p. in. SUNDAYS. For Philadelphia at i.oOa. m.ond 3.rap.m. (VU East Penn IIhakch.) For Heading and llarrlsburg, 0.00, 8.40 a. m., 12.16, 4.3'i, and 8.06 p. m. For I.nncniler and Columbia, 6. CO, 8.40 a. in., and 4 30 p. u. SUNDAYS. For llnrrlsburn, and waypolnts, .IS p. m. Trains for Allentown leave as follows : (Via Pkrkiombn Kailiioao.) Iraro Plillud'a, 4 3i, 7,40 a. in. and 1.00, I.JS, 4 30, aad p. lu. SUNDAYS. Jeave Phllndeldila. 8.0) a.m., 4.!i0 p.m. (Via East Pkbn. HnAMCit.) Leave Itundln, 7.30, 10.lt a. m.,.2.00, 3.(0, and H.15 p. in. Leave llarrltbnie, 43', 7.M, 80 a. m., 1.15 and 4.1 li. lu. Lcavu Lancaster, 17.30 a, m., 1.0-J and )3.40 p.m. Leave Uolumbln, 7.30 a, in , 1,10 and 3.40 p. in. fcrom Kln Street Depot. SUNDAYS. Leave Heading, 7.3 1 a. m. l.euve llnriNburx, (.30 a. in. Trnlrs via "Pcrklomen Kallroad" marked thus () run In and Irom Denut. Nlnlli nn.l Ureen streotK, I'lilladclpliln, other trains to ami ironi jjroaii street iienut. Tlio i.io and MSa. in. trains from Allcni town, and tlio 1 36 and fi.K p.m. truln froiir I'liiutticipnia, via I'erkiouien iinuroau, nave lurouKn cura 10 anu irom rniiancipliia. J. E. WOOTTEN, General Manager. CO. ItANrOCK. tlcn'l I'afs'r & Ticket Agent May 37ih, lets. GRAND OPENING !! JONAS SONDIIE1M Hnsjmt opened In LKVAN'S IIUII.DINO, oppualte Schwartz's Furnllure Store, on Bank St., Lehighton, Vsp With an Immense stock ot Ready Made Clothing Conilftln; of nil the Lnteit nnd Mort Fasli luuaMo atylcs of OVERCOATS & SUITS For Men's Youths' and Ilovs' wear, which will be mid nt the VEUY LOWEST UASU riUL'tS. Also, a rull lino of Hats, Caps, and Gents' Furnishing Goods, all ol which aro guaranteed to bo Jut as lep rucntcd. Persuns wl.hlnir to nuri'hnso nnv thtnK In this line phnuld not fall ti cnll before During e, sew, here, tin trouble to show goods, Also, an Immense stock wl 1 be found nt his Store :: Susquehanna Stri-ct, Mauch Chunk, coinnrislnir OVEKCOATS and SUITS, ol LatestStyles, tor Men, Youths und Hoys, at I verv Lonest !a-h Prices. Don't fall tucill nt39 .usqitehanna Street, second Clottilngl More auove tlio ninusion House, ninucn Chunk, onv. lu ALLEN LINE of STEAMERS TO AND FROM Prcnalri rncfenecrs from nnnlBnil.Trelantl. 1 ami kNcutlaml. can cmliartc at either l.lver jmiui, uiuiKow, iituenilown, Louaunucrry or FAKE AS LOW AS HY ANY OTHER KOUTE! Drafts on England, Ireland, and Scotland. II. V. MORTIIIMER, Agt. OAunos Adtooatk Office, LEIliaitTON, PA. Jj- IlEILDIAIV & CO., BANK STEF.ET, Lehighton, Pa MILLEItH and Dralers In All Kinds of OltAIN BOUonTniirt bOLDs HKUULAIl MARKET RATES. Wo would, also, icsprrtfnlly inform ourciti ecus that wo aro now fully prepared to UUP PLY them With i ISest of Coal 1'romsnyMIn desired at VER LOWEST PRICES. M. IIEILMAN & UO. jnirtl BUY XOUM GROQERIES, , ' v PROVISIONS, QUEENWAIIE, ,&c. At CHAS? B. RHOAD'SrA&T, NEW STOKE, nearly opposite tho NEW nouND house, Bank St., Lehighton, Pa. Everything of the vefy best quality and at s" 1'nstk. oct,fl.mo. qn"OMAS KIL11ERUR. J- - CONVEYANCER, AND OKNERAL IN8URANCE AGENT The foUowiot Companies are IUprsseatsd: LCUAN )N MUTUAL FIRE. HEAIIINQ MUTUAL FIRE, WYUMINO FIRE. rOTTSVll.LE Pinr. ' j tUIttOH I'IREraud the TRAV Rt.EnjJ il-fllllRVT lnrtnivni. Also PennkrlvsnU and Mutual Hone Thirl I Msica:s.la; Ulu. Ki-MFRIR. PMlaflelpMa & RrR.P " CHICAGO WEEKLY NEWS AND THE , J CARBON ADVOCATE The CHICAGO WfiEKLY'jjKWS i rccoS nlrctl as a papei) untiirpstfcri Mir ajl'the re quirements 'of American Journalism. It stands conspicuous among the. metropoV ' itan Jonrnsli of tho country as a completi Kews-psper. In 'the mailer .of- telegraphic service, having tho advantage of connection with the CHICAGO DAILY NEWS, It has at Its command all the dispatches ,of the Western Associated Press, besides a Very ex tensive service of Special Telegrams from all Important points. As a Nows-papcr It has no superior, it Is INDEPENDENT In pol Stirs, nreientinz all political news freo from partisan bias or coloring, and absolutely without fear or favor as to parties. It Is, In the fullest sense, a FAMILVPAPEK. Xach Issna contains several COMPLETED STO- HIES, a SERIAL STOKY of absorbing in terest, and a rich variety of condensed notes nu Fashions,! Art, Industries, Literature, Science, etc, etc Its Market Quotations are corapleto and to bo relied upon. It Is un surpassed as an cntcrprlelng, pure, and trust worthy GENERAL FAMILY KEWSPAPEU. We republish hero from the columns or the WEEKLY NEWS a few of tho voluntary commendations It has received: WHAT OLD SUBSCRIBERS SAY About the "Chlcajro Weekly News" when incy renew ineir suuscripuons. Tt llllara Cannons, l'outlao, Oakland County, Mich., ton: -I think It Is the" best paper In America." . 1. A. Welch. Bulllvsn. O.. isrs: "It is better than many of the 12 papers." James F. Malone, ! St- Cqarles street, new Orleans. La., sars: "In comparing your paper with others 1 receive, 1 roust say yours, the CmcAtio WiEitl.Y nrwp. Is eood, better, best. 1 would sooner miss a meal than a number of theNEWS, ItlstV newspsper..ot tho day. It lk true lu ilk nkmc. Alfred P. Voter, Woodhuil, Ilrnry Countr, 111., says: Mlt Is one of the clraiuit papers pub lished." W. V. Hhodos. Adrian, Mich., s-iyst "I don't want to miss a number. It Is the best paper for news I baro ever seen. frcter Lansing, )stenla. Bsunders County, 'fieD., tai: "I llko TUB WEEKLY NKW8. . It Is lull ot readable and valuable news, and, al though 1 am la receipt of nino weok.tr journals, I am constrained (o adopt T1IK WKKKLY Nswfl aSNo. labecausoor Its non-psrtlsan attitude ln-potltlcs, glTtngroo the unanrbled truth con cerning the actions of all polltli-at partlus." M. K. Davenport, Palmyra. N. ., says: "It Is the cheapest and best paper I ever read." airs. L. bchonan, Hannibal. slonsays: "1 like your paper very much. I got six other papers, but do not like them as nellas Till: Weekly News." W. It. Law. MsnsCetd, Tex., says: "I am highly pleased w th the NEWS, for 1 get poll- tics presented In It In suc'l a way that 1 get both side of a question fairly set forth, which Is utterly Impossible to get In a strictly party Journal of cither side." The ahotc extracts are siitlicfcnt to show In whatestccm the CHICAGO WEEKLY NEWS Is held by its old subscribers. Our special Clubbing Terms bring It with in the reach of all. Specimen Copies may be seen at this ofilco. - Bend subscriptions to this oolce. Central Carriage "Works. Bank St., Lehighton, Pa., Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggiesi'.Sleiglis, t,j y Iff vSpring.-"ragdn, &c, . - Of f every description, In. tho most substantia' '. '" vs" 'i i r ipanncrrand at Lowest Cash Prices. Uciialriiiff l'roiniitly Allcndcil to. tki;alkh s h.i;i,iuLi;n- April S8, J882 yl Proprietors. E. F. LUCKENMCII, Two Doors llelow tho "Bioadwny, House MAUCH CnUNK, FA. 1 Dealer m all Pa Items ol Vlalu otid F$ncy Wall S?api'5 i ... Window Shades, Paints & Paintesr' Supplies, i . i . LOWfcSf 0A8II PRICES. IasthmaI Z Dr.&tlnsou's Asthma QUICKLY AD criiinnently Hoinedv 1CURED.I is unequalcd as a positive ASTHMA AND DYSPEPSlA.aad all their attendant evils. It does not merely afford lemporury relief. 1 ut Is a permnt cure. iv. 11. itucaauer. iso i.eou i cms, says: It Is tho ben medicine for Asthma that 1 ever have used." M. Hodges, Fouutaln Head, Tenn,, says: "I am entirely lellered ot all symptoms of Asthma by Stloson's rem edy," Adam Miller. Urookvllle, Pa., says: "Dr. Sllnson's Asthma Remedy lias given me excellent sat:sraclon." Jas. i, Wilbur, Morrlsvllle, N. Y , says: '-Since I began taking yourytmedy I hare rested woll every night.'1 S. A.ltyan, Fon Du Luc, Mich., says: "It Is the best I ever took." Mrs. S. A' lllssell, or Roberts, Illinois, say, :"Dr Sllnson's Asihiua Remedy Is lust as recom menced. It makes expectoration tasy." BrS SURE to send for treaties, testimonials and oriee list, to t'EUK J. CU. SI EAST.Uth STREET, N. Y.: J. N: OrlttendeB' fc'fd J orutton oi., iv. i.faiio wnoiesaieagenta fflT Tl ,or the working class. Rend lOets. ylllror postage, and we will mall you UUJJA,ree,aroyal, valuable box of sample gooas that wi put you In the way of making more money in a few days than yon ever thought possible at any business. Capital nut rvouiruu. , e niu kian TOU, xouean work all tho time or In spare time only. The work Is universally adapted to both sexes young and old. You cau easily earn from 60 cents to tji.GO every evenlnic. That all who wantwurk mavtesttha business. w m.lrA this unparalleled offer 1 to all who are not. nvu kuiuiicu wg win svdu a i to pay lor tne trouble ol wrlllnir ua Full iiartleular ,it- rectlnns, etc., sent free. Fortunes will bu uade by those who ulve their whole tlineSo work, tireat success absolutelysure. Don't, uoikr, mail now. Auuress oTiaaow St (jo , i .ui.uu, .nam., uecifeiy" Estate Nottoe.- : U Estate of Loo is KttMoxn, late or the Iloro" of Lkhlirhtnn O.rlum On.in,. All persons Indebted to said estate are re. iuv.,.M m in.,, luiuicumie iiayment, nnn will present thepo, wtl)out.delayrilo proptr MARY K K LINGER. Admr'x., Orber Attnmev. F. HFRIOI.EITE. NoumberVI, Ib:j S '-"INDEPENDENT '"Live and Let Live." ' iTErilGHTONy -CARBON COUNTY, 'Thomas' Drug Store. ' n S r I & 1 :l B ff 2 lT o"sOti trJOg, brj t? S to o a ' CO )r Hm 5 h o W 5 & B 2s m " a Pi rn XJ a- in o, ' ' - a W 01 g - .ft J J a!3 k( ra g St. ,g.g . S grrjl1 m CD p j S rf ST- "-i a J bras 55. 5' a. . n o m a i ODE TO THE AMEEICAN H00. Alas, poor liojl Or fattened, as tlio caso may be Tho d Hirs of Franco aro closed to Iheo, In spito of Morton's curliest prayer, And thou, if thou would'dt enter there, Must ijo't incog .; Unpjlied Iiofc7, . Bismarck, his large interior crams With still uncooked Weslphaiia hum;, Sour wine, and scarcely sourer kraut, And jot maliciously shuts out Our porcine prog. Much slandered hngl Two notions that, with eager hate. The day of mutual slaughter walij", In this antipathy agree, ' ' And both devour, luiteed of thee, Tlio festive frog. '"' Eulightencd liogl , The routes across the sally sea Are all exactly known to thee, And thou bust more disguises than The most experienced customs man Can cataloguo. Persistent hog! ' . .' In various and uyative ways Thou yet wilt thread the legal mnro And once again, when Fmnce und Bis. ,' Subdue their stupid prejudice, Wilt come in yogue. RECEIVING CALLS. "I am sixteen," said Alexin Ardell,' t isolate!', 1 und I was put into long dresses Inst month, nntl I've a right to onuie down into tbo parlor and see com pany on New Year's' day! Aud I am sure tbat papa would let me, if be wes here, and I willI' Alexia stood in the .middle or the floor, with her fluffy golden hair falling over her eyes, her checks ulowinu n mild piult, and ber whole personelle indica tive of resolve and determination in the eilremest degree. Mrs. Ardell looked rt her iu despair. The two Misses Scarlett, br daughters by a former marriage, and Altxi.t's not particularly beloved step-sisters. Bat as Btlfl and prim ,as two curved marbii. im ages. "Alexia's temper' was proverbial in the family, and these very proper and precisely behaved young women were wout to affect tbo greatest dismay at its ve'jemeut uusls, "Alexia," said Mrs. Ardell solemnly,' ",n your dear papa's absence it Is my daly to enforce his precepts, and carry out his discipline. You are a' great deal too young to, receive viaitorson New Year's Day, lltajJTerenaandErmenGa'rde.' louare to gq'DacK to uoardlog-scbpol to-morrow, i "Uuir cried Alexia, In dismay,- "my billdays do not n;;ire until Wedecs- dy" W' " compressing tierxUiin lips to a mere slit; oonitqnently, TOO can see ho.far you have abridged jour own period of yecre atlon by yonr nngovernable. will'.. Alotia. frrgettljig all about, the six- teeu years, andjtbe long dresses, burst "Pruy, Alexia, doa't bo so ellly," said Vtreaa, . . "Oae would think," tartly spoke op Ermengarue, "thai you were a child of ten years old. Of coarse, it is all for year own good 'My own, fiddlesticks!'' Irreverently Interrupted Alexia, as she fled from tbe apartment iu floods of undignified tears. Bat numbers are certain to conquer, ,iu the long run; and so Judge Aril ell's daughter was packed remorsely off to boarding school, and Mrs. Ardell's two girls returned to their consultations with ,the dressmaker for tbe grand gala-day of tbo year. Voreua, a pallid blonde, with cold. watery-blue eyes, aud uolorlesi flaxen balr, was to wearibJua damask, embroid ered aroun'd' ttie 8k'JiJ,'paldi;leares of seel pearls. Ermeugarde, who bad a little more ; ;,','$ATUPvDAY, JAK LtAltX 5, 188.." Hon. Wm, D. Kelley1, tho Oldost M. C. in Ago &. Sbrvioo. . 4 Utel I tu 1 -r , SV-tt . i l IkStSt . rtUJ-USklL IIU ,mi'i u J4J.liil , (4 esmo' . . .11' I .Jjl l t '" ) ' M 1 ,01 If In our lnt wetk'u isstto wo gave n jrortrnit of tlio yomigust member of. Congress, and, nu n sjccitivl, wo tliis wcuk give tin excellent likeness of tlio oldest, member of tlio House, Hie Hon. "NVIUIani D. Kclley, of I'liilutlelpliin. Mr.'Kclley witfl bom in Philutlelidiia, April l'itli, 1814, And Is therefore: nearly eovonty years uf itqo. Ho-received u very thorough English 'eilttcatiftn, nntl begun life nu. it uroof-reader. in u nrinling oflieo in his native city After n few yettrs ser vice In this capacity ho became nn apprentico in a jewelry establishment. Having learned Iho trade he removed to Boston, where he worked five years journcy man jeweler; he then returned to Philadelphia 'arid begati thdfctuity of latr, and in the course of timo entered the profession,' ilt the samo tihiC devoting himself to various literary pursuits. Mr.. Jfelley.wus twice electctl Prosecuting Attorncy-nf the city nntl county of PhihttlclpHUi,.nnd borvodifor ten years as Judge of the, Court of Common I'leas of that city: was it deleptto to, the National IU'publican Convention at Chicago in SG0f and one of Lincoln's heartiest supporters. He became the Itcpublican can didate lor the'Thirty-'tjcveritli Congress, was elected, and has been returned consec utively every term since1 his first election, by tin average majority of about 10,000 6ver his, Democratic) opponent. f . , Mr. .Kclley litis been und, till is a conspicuous figure in our National Legisla ture, his utterances command ing.ti prestige consistent with his long service and varied experience in nublic life. His ureatcst ambition is to continue during life id his present1 position as' Representative win, no uouut, uccoru mm uiis'uunor, bloom, and ventured to call, lierself a brunette, bad chosen pink satin, with cloudliko draperies of black lace; while iho matron herself, no bad exemplifica tion of tho poet's idea pf "fat, fair and frr'.y," was to wear rnby velvet, richly trimmed with point oblique laco and a die.moud cross, which in .the absence of her husband, sho had hired from an ac commodating Jeweler for the occasion. Whilo Alexia poor, heart-broken child, was sent ruthlessly to tho depot, where Miss Gardiner, the governess, was telegraphed to meet her. But Miss Gardiner; as tt chanced, did not receive' the mestogo in time, aud was not- there; and Mr. Herbert Hclnllyti was' there! ' Alexia knew him very well. Sbo had seeu him onco at ber stepmother's. He owned a brown storie house, fronting on the Central Park, .and a place near Lake George, oalled Uelullyn Hill. He drove a pair of superb, high-stepping horses, aud owned a private pictum-gallery; and Ermeugarde Scarlet had selected him as tbe special target for the arrows of her hazel eyes, this season. Ml. Helullyn recognized Alexia at ouco. "Miss Scarlett's little sister, isn't it?" said bo. Alexia furtively whisked away ber tears and nt-swired: Yes."- Is anything tba matter?" said Mr. Helullym "Can I be of service? Pray command me; if " "If, you could please take roe home!" said eager Alexia. Very slyly indeed, mindl "because I'vo been sent back to boarding-school before the bolldajs are out,, jnst because Verena, Ermengirde, uud mamma consider me too little to see company on New Year's day.' ' "This Is serlouft trouble, iudeodl" said Mr. Helullyn, laughing. "Ob, it is; icdjed!" sighed Alexia. am sixteen, you know, and I shbuld so like to bo a young lady, like Verena and Ermeugarde! but you see," returning to tbo subject, "Miss Gardiner is not here tto receive me, and if you would please take me back in your carriage, I would creep iu by tbe area gate, and perhaps perhaps, I shall bs 'at home' ou New Year's day, after all But," her large, dark eyes suddenly blazing into Indigna tion, "you are langbing at me!'' "Not laughing at yon, Miss Ardell,' be hastened to explain "only villi you!" "Miss Ardell!" Alexia's heart leaped at this delicious tribute to her y'ounjj lad hood. She fell prouder stllt'when Mr. Helullyn helped ber into his carriage und they drove away. "Leave me at the corner of the street, pieasr, sam Alexia, "it would never do for mamma and the girls to see me in your carriage! And Ermeugarde would be so vexed!" And no tbe little wild gipsy stole in at the area-gate; and bribed the cook with a kiss and a string of amber beads, not to betray ber surreptitious re-entrance into the family circle, whilo Mr. Ho- lullyn went home to wonder what there was so fascinating in Alexia's Ardell's round', dimpled face and liquid, daik eyes. "A child indeed!" be said to himselfs She is ri woman, and a dangerously lovely woman, tco only, she .doisn't know ill. Eyes like pools pf deep garnet brown; hair all glistening lik,e tangles of sunshine, Little Alexia, It yon conld onlr see jronrself as others see yon, yon might be tempted to be vain) I shall make a point of calling at Judge Ardell's bouse on New Year's day, and if llUs Alexia Is not there, I thall certainly )n quire for herl" Tbe pink satin dress vindicated Mme Cbanssa's fame as an srtistlo dnsimaker; tbe blue damask came home in time o be tried on and pronounced "perfect ou rlr Iur day night; and on Monday tbe Misses Scarlett dressed themselves with judicious care, and many livings with rose-water and cautions applications of pearl-cream and blush-pink, The drawing-rooms, decorated with hot-house flower', and illuminated, not with vulgar gaa.but with tbe white lustre of many wax candles In in rlid-brancbed candelabra; hat) beenpersocally inspect, ed by-Mrs. Afdeil beforeSbetwenttb make ber toilet, and the little mom at the back, wtero tbe judge oidlcsrlly 81.00 n If from Philadelphia, und his constituency' kept his boots, and overcoats, nnd Tnrk ish pipes, had' been transformed into a smihtx-gnflandtd bower, where faint lights glowed ibrbugh shades of Kile green glass, and the most elegant nud (Oitbttlo refreshments were arranged in clehosne euamelled ware, trays of nc Pousse silver, and baskets of Dresden Chtua. And, just at the time when Ermcn gardo u as saying to her sinter "How' do I look, dear?" and Verena was twisting herself into tbo shape of n Idler S, to sco the back of her false pugs and plait ings iu the mirror, little Alexia was en. tbnsiftstlcilly tossing' about tho contents of an old ceder' chest in the storeroom which contained tbe long forgotten wardrobe of the first Mrs. Judge- Ardell. 1 Ou," she cried, mis is beantilul!'' and she unfolded a scented robe of long China crape, crimped like the shingly bars of the finest sea-sand, and enibroid cred in fantasllo figures of scarlet silk. "I'll wear Ibis." "But it's so odd and old-fashioned. miss," said Louisa, the maid. 'That Is the very cburui of it!" pro nounced Alexia. "Oh, do mtke haste, Louisa, with my bairl Are yon sur.) yon cau do it like tho plate in the fashion book?'' Mrs. Ardell was arranging tho folds of the point laco over her .shoulders, ubeu Miss Verena rushed up stairs. "Mamma, Ermeugarde!'' she cried, "who is the lady down stairs? ' "The lady down stuira?" repeated both mother aud daughter in ainuze ment. "Receiving Mr. Helullyn in our c'raw-ing-room!" cried breathless Verena. "Iu tbe loveliest dead-white dress, bro caded in scarlet silk, aud long golden hair braided with antique llomau pearls." "My dear," said Mrs. Ardell yon must be cruzy!" Aud both she and Ermougsrde hurried down stairs, just iu time to see tho beau tiful young intruder courtesy a gracious greeting to two of tbe jrUnusse doree of New York. "ALP mid Alexia, with the utmost self-possessiou, "here is inauiuu now, aud my sisters. Don't move, Mr. Ho lullyn," Bbe added iu a lower tone, "I m quite safe now. Mamma won't dare to scold me before company," And Mrs. Ardell aud lhe Misses Sc.ir lctt were forced to digest their rage and mortificattou as best they could. Fur Alexia oauhoue them as a real. crimsou-hoArted rose outsblues the mil 'luer's false presentiment as tbe dU moud outshiues the wretched paste ornament and they knew it but too well. But success excuses everything, and Mrs, Ardell could not but p res. ve that the quaint young beauty, iu the antique dress, was emphatically a success. "Alexia," she cried, when tbera was a temporary lull in the str.'am of call ers, bow dared you play us such a trick?" "I did It for fun, mamma," said Al exia. "And if you scold me, I shall tell Mr. Helullju, It was he tbat brought me back from tbe depot, and ho is my fiiaid." "I never beatd anything so insolent In my Hie!' cried Ermengsrja Scailett, turning pale with anger. 'She ought to be locked np for a week on bread and water," said Verena pas. stouately. , Bat Alexia only arched- her eyebrows and smiled. Daring that New Year s day tbe child bad bloomed out into a woman. Aliiita bad discovered her own talisman of power. They could none of them ever scold or tyrannize over her again. She bad no more fears of being sent back to boarding-school. But ills, Ertneogarde Scarlett conld hardly conceal ber spite (ho next day when Mr. Helullyn came tp ahk Alexia out to drive, nor when bouquetts with cards attached, kept arriving for Alexia. "Mamma," she said, "wbat Is o be done?" "Nothing, that I can see," said Mrs, Ardell, iliily. MThe child can't help be Ing a br only, I suppose." "Sb will have to - oeverywhereMtr( us now," said Verena, puiutively, "I tried my best to keep ber back," Year if Paid in Advance. not 'paid in "advance, fclBbtd Mrs. Ardell; but fchs bns ptecli tnted herself Itito Society." And pretty Alexin Ardtll relgnod lhe belle of the season, mid in tbo aprlug Mr. Helttllyn asked her f oilier fur her hand lu marriage. The judge, bones! man, stared In aojizeuieuk' ' "I' -I thought it was Ermeugiirde yon 'nnciedl'' 'said be. ''I knew sbe liked yonl" l am too much bonftred,'! said Air Helullvp, without abaiiging ft feature; but I bare lever aspired to that lion: or. It 8 Alexia, and Alexia ouly, that I lovit" , . i .OU" said the judge. "Will, anil yoataelf suit yonrstlll" And bo before sbo, was' quite seventeen, .Mrx'.a Ardell was mnrritd, und Ermoii. garda and Voreua had tbo draniuti-room nil to themselves upon the next Now Year' day. But they were not satisfied, after all. Same people never Alii: satisfied. PLAYING A HORSE ON THE AGE. The Denver '1 imes tells this story of lccnl life as follows: In n party of poker phtyers here a night or two ago the con versation turned upon 'high stakes ut gambling, and then nf omtbe queer char acter of bets made in tho presence of tbe speakers iu tliejpiut, 'Mustang Joi," said bno, "I knew in Texas. He made bis'living by catching and selling mustangs, and be was a gam bler from 'wny back,- too, -Pluji d to win or lose, aud, when 'short curds'-wero con cerned, ger.crully won. - He rode a beau tiful horse ho called 'Dan;' bad blm ca parisaned as gorgeously as n lady at tbe Vanderbilt ball, with gold nud silver trappings, nnd had him trained better than any circus horse I ever saw. Joe had refused $5,000 for him, saddle and bridle. Ono night I was watching a faro game jn San Aulouio. Tbe chips were $o, and there was no limit, Joe bad just come In from Mexico with nenrly S11.0C0 in cash, and he was plnytug. The ace and queen Bccmed to bo bis favorite cards, aud $500 went on every bet bo made. He finally got broke. 'Go on with tbe deal I'll be back in a minute,' bo said to the dealer, Jack Bryant, ni d went out. Tbo next deul bad just com menced when J e returned, nnd nfter hi in, harnessed in ull his bravery.btepped tbe horse Dan, " 'Any aces oat?' asked Joe, coolly, while the crowd' looked with nmaz.'meut at the horso, which was gazing vith al most supernatural Intelligence ut tho laro htyoti'. " One,' said Bryant, laconically. "'Jack, will you glyo me $4,000 for Dan?' asked Joe. "Yes. "He goes for' $1,000 then. Dan!' The horse reared himself nt a sign from Joe, aud one of his four hoofs the gam bler placed on jthu layout on tbe uco Every ono watched in breathless silence- The card won. 'Go home, Dau,' said Joe, and the horse trotted out of tho room and to his stable. Joe sat, phi til all night, and drew out of tbe game $9,000 ahead." SorEr.ion Intzllkikkce, A quart of whisky was mixed with feed and given to a cow in a New Y..rk town, and bait an hour later the animal khs bellowing "We won't go home till morning,4' or something that wny, and treated several persons to n couple of "horus" and act ed iu a very' reprehensible manner gen erally. When' she sobered np she jump ed down a bank and broke ber neck. This shows' tbe superior intelligence nnd good sense of the' cow over tbo aveiage bibulous person. When the hitter gels dmuk aud makes tbiugs howl, instead ol jumping down a bank and breaking his ueck when he gets sober, bo immedlntely begins to lay tho foundation for another ro.iriug dmuk. "Yes," said the Terre Haute man, "I'm rather glad, ou tbe whole, that there's a law against gambling on Sun day. It gives us one day in tbe week to saw wood. A good medicinal tonic, with real merit is brown's Iron flitters. "No," said. Fogg, "that is not an old master. It Is tho ork uf a house p.iiuter. I never buy old masters; they are too common, ou knoty. I want something unique." Dr. Graves' Heart Regulator cures all forms of Heart Disease, nervousness and sleeplessness. Maker of musical instruments, cheerfully rubbing his hinds. ''There, thank goodness,thebass fiddle Is finished at last." Altera pause "Ach, Himmel, if I haven't goue and left tie glue pot inside." ERUPTION'S. SORES, Timples, Ilheii mslicm are but Indicators of impure blond, Aik-r's Dlool Ellxer is Ibe remedy; Soi l hv Dr Horn, Lehig'itoL, and E A Horn, Wtissiort. "Exouse me,' said Bivins, "but I'd rather not express myself definitely on tbe tariff question. I may be nominated for the Presidency some time or other aud I don't wan't to throw away at y chances.' , Ayer's Cherry Pectoral is 'recommended by physicians of the gieatest eminence on both sides of the Atlantic, as lhe most reli able remedy for colds and coughs, and pul monary disordsrs. It affords prompt relitf in every case. No family should eyer le without It, "Yes," said tbe aoclely young man, "she la indeed a charming girl; and such a brilliant conversationalist! I talked with ber for upwards of leu minutes the other evening and didn't refer to the weather but just ouce dur ing the whole time." ARE YOU Miserable tliroueh Indigestion, Sour Stoinsch, or Constipation? Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets we guarantee will relieve you. 8.1'd bv Dr C T Horu, Lehlghton,und E A Horn, Weissport. -"No, Charlie," sb mournfully ut- tered, still allowing him to retnlu her lhaud. "No,' Charlie. I cannot marry - you. I nMnVbllifv'e ymltaVf-prAWde a wife with tiutler upon your preeut as!. ary. esd I can't eat oleomargsrlni, " jests s knpsj jsji ; fcssi wspsajsassjsjwggagk. The Carbon Advocate An Independent Vniully Newspaper Published every -ATURDAY, ill Lehightou, Carbon Co., Fa., by HA II II Y V. rtlOKTiriflfElt. omcL-DA K.WAV, a tbeit dltttiiaa ebon the Lefclcn Valley R. R. Depot. Terms : $L00 perMnni in Atocs xvkri Drscrjrriox oy rtarv akb act Job iriiitine AT YEllY LOW PRIOH.U " JL?gJJ!S!iaL'J!JL. U'"1 1LJ Cleveland baitn young lady who has had a bullet in her head for three anks, That's notbiug. Some society ladles, who are foud of dancing, have tbilr "head full of bulls' alt winter. Absolutely the best I'omus Plaster eyry made. The Jtvj lianltr is cninposH of Fresh Hops, flatsams and Until. Weak Uick, Side Ache, Soro Client, and all wtat are speedily enrol by Ha um. Ap,Jjr ho a Only 23 cents at any drug stole, Tramps bavu signs ami tokens. XXX on a g tto ost means, "The old bloke wot keeps (bis 'ere dosstug kea ban a guu t.ud two bull-dogs, and, all-i Irue genllemeu will pass on to the next house." About twice as much of Jadwlu's Piua Tur Syrup for your money as that uf any other, mill every one admits It a hundred times better lor colds, croup, Ac. It is about the only rouitli remedy made nn sclentifie principles. Thomas, the druggist, sells II, The pinyers of Utile children are very suggestive A littlo girl on Long Maud, n few nights ago, closed ber de votims with these words; "I do thank tbe, Lord, for nil my blessings, and I'll do as much for yon some time." A good slapto patent medicine like Jad. win's Tar Syrup may be trusted with far more satrly' than u doctor's prescription. The lormer has been tested over a hundred thousand times, while tbe latter may effect and may not. For sule at Thomas' drug store II. i nk slteet. We met u young married man and asked him bow he was pleased with big change in life. Ho took n, long breath aud turned his cyts np us if ttyiug to think of some expressive word, and then said: "Oil sir, I wouldn't tuko tt mil. Hon dollars for myself," Whcnn Boston glil gets miffed at her hiisdand, she tntR: "Base tyrant, I shall leavo thco and fly to my father." When a Western girl becomes similarly affected, she simply remarks: "Old man, I'm going lo git up aad gtt; just climb up on your eye-brows aud see if yon can stop me."' It is tbe easiest move tbat completes tbe game. 1 iluno is Ilka tho lady whom a lover on tried off ftoni his riyBU. by putliug additional laceaapon bis' liveries. For the Cure of Coughs, Colds, Hoarseness, Bronchitis, Crourj, Asibnin. Whooninff Couch. Inci- Ipient Consumption and for the relict ol consumptive persons in advanced statres of the Discase. Sold by all Druggists. Trice 25 c Marvelous Story TOLD IN TWO LETTERS. I FROM THE SONsToSfejc-t, " GetilUmtnt My father resides at Glover, Yt. He has been a great sufferer from Scrof ula, and the Inclosed letter will tell you what a marvelous effect Ayer's Sarsaparilla has had In bis case. I think bis blood most have contained tho humor for at least ten years ; but It did not show, except In the form of a scrofulous sore on tho wrist, until abonfe 3ve years ago. From a few spots which ap peared at that time, it gradually spread so as to cover his entire body. I assure you be was terribly afnleted, and an object of pity, when be beg m using your medicine. Now, there ar few men of his age who enjoy as good health as lie has. I could easily name fifty persons who would tostlfy to tho facta in his ease. Yours truly, W. M. PaimTa.'' FROM THE FATHER: a duty for me to state to you tbe benefit I have derived from tho use of Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Six months ago 1 was completely covered with a terrible humor and scrofulous sores. Tho humor causod an Incessant and Intolerable) Itching, and the skin cracked so a to cans) the blood to flow In many places whenever 1 moved. My sufferings were great, and my llfo a burden. I commenced tbe use of the SansarantLLA In April last, and hare used It regularly since that time. My condition began to improve at once. The sores havei all healed, and I feel perfectly well lu every respect being sow able to do a good day's work, although 73 years of age. Many Inquire what has wrought such a cure In my case, and I tell them, as I have here tried to tell you, Avsn's SAitSAi-aniLLA. Glover, VU, Oct. 21, 1SS2. Yours gratefully, HIBAJI FBILUrl." ATEn's SARSAFAR1LLA cures Scrotal a and all Scrofulous Complaints, Erysip elas, Eczema, Ringworm, Matches. Sores, Colls, Tumors, and Eruptions ol the Sklu. It clears the blood of all Impa rities, aids digestion, stimulates the action ot the bowels, and thus restores vitality and strengthens the whole system. PREPARED Y Dr.J.C.Ayer&Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Druggists; (1, six bottles for to. 3 s' i.-1 6' MteiMli'lS a week at horn. a5.Q0eulfltfrek.Vav I ehnh ''"lule1y sure. No risk. 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