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RAUDENBUSn natpeetlnlly announce In the public that he has opened a NEW LIVEHY KfAIILE In eonaeotlon with his hotel, aud Is prepared to Xarulsh Teams for ronerals, Weflflinss or Business Trips on shortest notlee and most liberals erms. All orders leflatthe"C!arbon House" will receive prompt attentloa. Stable on North H'reet, nait the hotel, Lehlnbton. laiiriyl WM; DUPPY & SON, of-East -laucli Chunk, are pre parol to ilo all kinds of Plastering & Ornaintal Wort, "altaort.it notice. Orders by mail will re lee frompt attention. Terms moderate forr6r,k. tt,.iMf , I I'WIsMennii H. .V. MouTniMEB, Proprioior. VOL. XL, No 49. mm Ladies, IMisses and Children's Wear. Call and see for your selves, and be convinced my stock is large as the.largest, as good as the be st, and my pries as low as the lowest. BANK Second door below the M. E. k to Yoinr SaBterests 2 Tin anil Skee t Iron Ware, fta Is now offering extraordinary Bargains for Cash ! 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OTA GENTS WANTED Laboratory 77 West 3d St., New York City, Druggists sell it, Da. C.AP.K Johnson:- LYKENS. DAontl 06.. Pa. My body was literally entered with Tetter, lor which I could get no relief until I took your INDIAN I1LOOU SYRUP, which has effectually cured in .1 recommend It hlehly. Spring Anaonneemeat ! Ac., Ac. Our Young Ludirs and Gentlemen will find It to Ihelr advantage to viva him Town ArrBOTTOJI PhVce's " U'T "'" flD'1 th JIEST 8Kl,l;OTt'u "CK In OH Post Office Bniiains, prll I, iiLiy mimm Mrs. Fath has much pleasure in announcing to the la dies of Lehichton and vicinity, that she hrts just returned irom the City with a large, ele gant and lashionahle assortment ot tne very latest novelties in FALL AMD WIHIES Millinery Goods, INCLUDING Hats, Eonnets, Rih- bons, leathers, How ers, &c, suitable for Street, Church. seplomS James Walp, Successor to A. I). MCSSER, Manufacturer of and Dealer In all kinds of Stoves Ranges, Heaters, Fnrnislni Goofls, &c, k - m mm blood syrup The undersigned calls the attention of his many friends and patrons to his Largo and Fashionable Stock of Spring- Goods, Conslstlnir of BOOTS AND SHOES orevcry description and Stile In the Market, Including a special line or Lady's Fine Shoes Also, a full line or Umbrellas, Sun Shades, Hats, Caps, WB1SS9 , BAM Street, LEHIGHTON INDEPENDENT" LEHIGIITON, CARBON COUNTY, Thomas' Drug Storo. ATTER A WHILE. There, is a itranio sweet eolace In the thought That all the woes we suffer here below Mar. as a dark and hideous garment wrought For us to wear, whether we will or not, Be cast aside, with a relieving smile, After a little while. Only n while this vale of tears With moans and tigbs shall htm our devious way Only a little wnila the grief that sears And wrings and rends, shall gloat above Us prey And fade will likewise, every hollow guile, After a little while. What if we lose earth's pngeouts, fresh and fair The pride of morn, the sunset's gorgeous fields. Love's leaping pulse and the umcasurcd share That nature's largess for tho asking yields If death to brighter shores our soles exile After a little while? No mortal roaming, but hath cerlaius ends Though far unto the ocean spuccs gray Wo sail and sal), without a chart of friends, Above the sky-line, faint and faraway, There looms at least the one enchanted isle After aJittle while. Though over burning and inveterate sands, To. seek the rlvcr'e mystic source, we strain, With parching lips, seorched feet and blistered hands, At last there rises one tho mountain chain That folds the fountains of ntir spirit's Kile After a little while. Oh, when our earrs come thronging thick and fast, With more of anguish than the heart can bear, Though friends desert, and, as the heedless blast, Even love pats by us with a stony stare, Let us withdraw into some ruined pile, Or lonely forest aisle. And contemplate the never ceasicg change Wherebythe processes of God are wrought, And from our petty lives nur.snul enslrange, Till, bathed in currents of exalted thought We feel the rest that must our cares beguile, After a little while. CYRIL'SSUCCESS. "I wish you would not do this, Doro thy, dear." "Wouldn't do baiT' said Dorothy, looking nt the speaker. "Yoa know very well." "Indeed I do not." ''Well, if I most be more explicit, I wish yoa would not act with that that Fonsonby. The way he stares at yon and fixes yoa with bis eyes, is enough to make a man forget his manuers." 'My dear Cyril, yon oin't be serious. I have never beard yon so unreasonable before." "Unreasonable! Mr dear fiirl? Consid. etlog wo are to be married so soon, and all that, I really thought yoa woald not objeot to a little advice from me," "Of course noL If I like it, I shall always follow it. You know that,' "Bat sorely, Dorothy, it can bo no pleasure to go tbrongb rehearsal with that lanky ftllo? ' "Well, you see, I am bound to act now. This Is the sixteenth the tb;atrL cal, come off ou the uiueleentb, aud only three daya; bow could Lady lloduey pro vide a substitute in that time? Aud be sides, I woald like to." "Oh, woald yoa? That of course settles the quealiou." "Why, Cjrll," exelalmed Miss Bobuu.I do believe that you are jealoual" "I am. It does not make a man par tlcularly cheerful to know that the wo man be lores is to be the object of an other man's adoration for even an hour." "Hut, my dear Ojril, it is only a farce.' "Bat. tnr dtr Psreth; I us as xst- 3 r f p j g Si 5 p P P o 2 W R p o. t J?HHaSH& O u j t a - , , q p- y mH I'g B 9 B lh I " 3 o g P a P ? S' 2 m S 3 a W g. -CD 5- S I g a V n 2. I e- g S f3 g (OK "L SL, Live and let Live." PA., SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1883. on why it might not terminate in a tragedy." Miss Tdoban laugh. "Even that," she says, "would be bet. ter than nothing. Thu place h grown dull sinoe the RtewarU loft, aud those menatCoote halll' "Look here, Dorothy, throw it up," says Mr. Disney, leaning over her chair, and bending bis bead until bis fitoo was very nar to bers, "for my sake.'' "Well, if yoa can bring me some fever. I'll taW Iff lint T fin' sea sh.t-aa wnn'11 I Ret it. as tbere'g nothing of the kind In tflA U TM -1- A 11.-4 the pariib, and I'm conrinced that noth- log leu coold sate me from this thing. i - w vwaa wmvw ev v au ' tuu(i 'Then yon are quite determined not jive it up?" BaYS Dlsnev. coldlv.draw-1 to give it up?" says Disney, coldly.draw tug himself to bis fall height. "I never was so detormlaed ia ray life," says Miss Bohun, with some just indignation. "I am remarkable for nsv er saying 'no' to anybody. You yourself have frequently told mo I bad the sweet est nature in the world, and it is quite too late to alter Lady Rodney's arrange ments now." "No docbt you are right, as von always are. I'm sorry I can't' be present on the mueicem, oat it is impossiDlo, as 1 snail have business that will detain me about that time." "Very pressing bnsiness?" "Yes, very pressing business." "Afal'' says Miss llohun. ntt. T.. t ... When Disney bas been absent two 1 , , ... , change, To have left Dorothy in the manner e bad, seems to him now. to have been be bad, seems to bim now, to have been not only an unmanly, bat a most on vnrtliv nlt,n There is only one way out of it. He will write to her, and humbly apologize for bis condncL The night passes wearily enough, and is morning brings him no relief. He is the morning brings bim no relief. He is 'till indescribably miserable, and sinks into the belief that there is no balm in Oilead for bis uneasy spirit I be noxt day be crows even more des perate, and finally decides that to-morrow, come what may,be will metaphori cally spenking tbron bimselfat ber feet and implore forgiveness. How slowly the train seems to move, and bow Intolerable seems tbe delay at each station to Disney, as tbe next morn ing he travels on bis way to Brompley. One balf hoar more, and be is fulfilling tbe guard's demands for the shattered re mains of bis mutilated licket.and awakes to the fact that be bas actually arrived at bis destination. Hastily procuring bis baccasra. and engaging tbe first car convenient he im- medlntely proceeds to the ball. Arriving there, be diamines the man, and, giving bis luggftgo to the inestimable Williams, be euters tbe bouse. How good it seems to bim belno buck again, and bow small by this time bave Dorothy's sins grown In his eyes! After all, bow could she dojll? He is sore, she bated baving to do it And bow could she refuse Lidy Rodney, after promising to play ber part? And, besides, bow many women act in private theatricals, and why shouldn't Dorothy, who is evi dently fitted by nature for that sort ot sport? Aud wben one comes to think of it dispassionately, there are few thing so so innocent as little tableaux, and little drawing-room pieces, and all tball In fact, wben tbey are married, hr doesn't see why they shouldn't have pri vate theatricals once a- month. That green room at Kingsmore is just lb" place for a stage footlights aud drop scenes, and so on. He is getting positively enthusiaatlo over the theatricals, which subiect has carried bim as far as tbe drawiug-room, when it suddenly occurs to bim that Miss Bohnu Is not there, as the man bas led bim to snppose, No doubt she is in the conservatory. which she so much affects. He nanses. He thinks be will give ber a pleasant snrprise, and cautiously moving sside tbe curtain, that bn may not too rudely break in npon tho reverie that is doubt less filled with bim, be gazes npon the little perfumed paradise beyond. At first the linht dazzles bis eves. He draws bis breath qnickly.snd then what is It he sees? In the distance stands Dorothy ber features eloquent, her eyes alight, ber lips parted,. as a smile fond and tender hovers round them. Atberfoet kneels Fonsonbv. his hands lightly clasped, bis whole attitude be traying devotion tbe most intense. Ltcd as Disney watches them, slricken to the heart by Ibis cruel niclnre on which he bas been so unwillingly intro . . , , " duced, a passionate outbreak of words , - . , ,, .omes from Ponsouby a lips. omes from Ponsouby's lips. "Darling," be says, "1 appeal to yon for tbe last time, and implore von to li is- tea to rut I Do not, I beseeob yoa, Ut tbe adoration of another" "Thai's me. " Disney esys, between bis compressed it j .... ... i lips) "blind yon to the nndvine love off;r! On yoa are centered all mv hone of future happiness! Do not sentence me to a iMe-long despair, but say yon will be miue!" Disney waits with maddening impati ence and beating heart for her reply. It couiee very nervously from Doro by's pretty Hps. Her bead is bent modestly, and ber bands lie passively in Fonsouby'a. "How can I answer you?'' she says, In distinct but wavering ascents. Aud yet why should I not unburden my miud? Truth is always best. My heart bee long been In your keeping, and if yon wish it, it is yours." It Is too muobl Sick at beart, Disney tnrns away, not caring to listen to words evidently not meant for him to bear, Tbe dreadful awakening bas come! All hi dreams of blus bave been shattered by this sudden and painfully unexpected blow; and Dorotby. bis love, whom ba bas believed as true as tbe angels, nothing more in bis eyes now lhan I praetlcod flirt and beullus woman ths -erldr of 1.00 If His first thought is to retnrn to the city) bis next to remain, Has he not beard somewhere 'second thoughts are beat?' Ys be will remain, and see it out to tbe bitter end; aud wben Ibis loathsome play baa come to an end, lie will tell her what he thinks of ber, and bow she bas wilfully broken bis beart and rained bis life, At dinner be is compelled to meet ber; bat everybody being present, bis exceed ingly cold greeting passes unnoticed by all TMn ls Tnnll,n CU. ... not mistake tho change in his whole de- Itri..... I.. iL. t a I mean or. Where U the tender pressure of bis band to which she bad become ao v n UIVU DUB Ainu JCkUfllO nv customed? Why did be come at all if be is still filled with bitter Ihonohta? There I still filled with bitter Ibonchls' There is some faint oomfort In tbe remembrance that sbo did not ask bim to return. But what has become of the pressing business? Why fans be come back in such hot bsstt? He carefully avoided her all tbe even. ing and next morning at brenkfat ng, if possible, more markedly cold and dis tant toward her. Kbe is saddened and disboartened;bnt pride oomos to tba rescue, She decide? iu herself that she will show him bow Utile she has taken to heart bis colduecs and indifference. Never before, nerbnes. na dnrlno thU interminable day Miss Bohnu appeared so gay, so bright, so fnll of life and "piniaiauu yei in me soiiiuae or ner , ,!,. j.., , , , , ."vu,, nunc UiCWtUK ,Ur iUlH 1QOK lees play, she shed many a bitter tear. Al u,n8 0 cl00k th9 ontlain tlscs' The Bt,est!' elllluselves in theirseatsand At nine o'clock tbe curtain rises. The prepare for anything. Alias Itodoey, arrayed in a very tx a,!," C06,nme. "D "om wortn, op- P0J" bcfore lu8 alienee, simpering "na 8rt"ll1,l! Bna doing her ntmtst to lm"ate a real oonntess, while In rc"Illy ,he od1 noced 'n resembling a very inferior soubretto, While Miss Faulkner, from the hall. who is in private lifo ber Intimate friend now makes a poor pretence of waiting npon ber ai confidential maid, and ren ders herself perfectly ridiculous by giv ing Lerse If sufficient airs for a balf dozen oountesses. Both are a dlstinot failure. Everybody tries to applaud, but disparaging remarks fall lightly on.tho air. The faint applause brines to life two hardy veterans, wno, for some lime past nave given themselves gratis to the open arms of Morpheas, and have contentedly reolined therein. 'I think Miss Rodev has a belter ohance of getting off than the giil in green," sleepily drawls number one. 'Do yon?'' replies number two. "Well I'm not much of a judge about that sort of thing; but my opinion is neither will get off before the other. You see, my dear fellow, when women aro born vlt'j talent for acting like those two tw tyros, they don't get easily sallied in life." Then the curtain draws on for the se. cood time, and somebody comes slowly on to tne stage) somebody who sets Cy ril s palses swiftly throbbing. It is Dorothy. She is very pale, and ber eyes are little lancald: but she is jnit a degree lovelier thau she ever was oeiore' Disney hardly hears how tbe play pro gresses. Not a syllable makes itself heard to bim; be can' only tell himself how lovely she is looking, and that she is false as she is fair.. Her eyes are on the ground: bat sud denly some words strike npon bis ear- words that bring back to him a scene frausbt with crief and ancer. TT alnrla and lifts bis bead, and for the first timA eagerly regards tbe players. Tonsonby is on bis knees before her. He is holding her hands. Ills whole attitude is an it was that fatal afternoou in tbe conservatory. He is again pour ing forth his soul in words of extrava gant passion. And then Dorothy's voice rises, clear but ssd, and devoid of the warmth that had characterized it daring tbe rehearsal. "Mv beart has long been in your keen ing, and if yoa wish It, it Is yours," As she fiulsbes ber speech she raise her eyes and fixes them steadily, and with keenest reproach, on Disney, who returns ber gaze, with eyes full of con trition. Then the acene chances and Miss Bohnm makes ber exit, amid applaud ings loud and deep. The courtaln drops; so. I may almost say. does Ulsney. How bitterly be now repenla bis unpardonable jealousyl nero auait ne Liue nimselt 1 L.i,... :.,, , ,, , otby a justly reproachful gaze "L. ' ' " ... Where shall be bide himself from Dor Nothlug he can over do will make her forgive bim of that fact be feels assured : and be calls to mind tbe beonv davs that bave been, "rememberance sits nnou him like a ban ;' be feels "they should beware who charges lay in love.' "Yet in spite of bis despair, be deter mines to make an effort to regain hisloat position. He will go to her. Rising suddenly. be follows her to tbe green room, where he knows she must be. She is there, and alone. "Dorothy," he says, eulrentlngly. She turns with a start "Canyon spare a few momcnU?" 'Otn you wait until tbe moraine, or is it a matter oflilo aud death!" he speaks very coldly. "That your answer shall decide,' "My answer?" "Yes." Going op to ber he tales both ber hands in his, and holding tuem In a close clasp, says, eagerly; "Darling i nave Deen a fool, a brute, everything unpsrdenablel Anything yoa could say to me would not be bard enough. I will ro on my knees for your fornlveness. if f" TTBrfnt Did r know bk.lr,he a,e3r 1 have suffered I am cer tain yon would." j in iio. ,uk loan SDMI. ' "What! I shall die if too throw a OTMlilsthii -I tbU ISand a Year if Paid in Advance, not paid in advance, $1,2,1 "Oh, no yoa won't-nqt a HUlo Wtl" says Miss Bohum. "But I assure you Ih&t I Willi" exolaimt Disney. "Life would bo impossible wiinoutyouj' "Well, Lut you see, I bare promised Mr. Fonsonby" "To be bis wife?" "No, not exactly that" "Speak nnlcklt I" be says, in a low lone. "Suspense is maddeninol" "I bave promised to become a member 01 in 5 Aroiiatolcgloal Booiety,"gays,Dor. othy, ..a "And ooutdu't yon have said bo be IViC lief, " fore?" says Cyril with a deep sigh of rc- Hjw could I whan Vnn VAM aalttnm so dreadfully mad?" Darling can yon fornive mv folli?' coming still nearer in hor I-. spcaktC "There's such a crest deal of it isn't there?" says Miss Bohum. "It villi tnVn mo all my lima won't ii?" "Net all. I trust. Soars me a lllllo. ond I shall bo mors than conlont" "Dearest Cyril." she savs. mlaobLv. ously with a quick glaaco from under her lung lasbei and iu ber rehearsal tone, 'my beart hss long been in vour keenlnir. and if you wish it, it is yours." "My lovo my darlincl" murmnrrd Cyril posslonately. Aud so Soft eyes looked love to eyes which spake attain, And all went merry as a marriage bell." Musicians are iu the habit of alnr. ring some notes, bnl they all speak well 01 greenbacks. The world is progressing. Lawyers. even now, can go a fibbing and say they cangui notmnc. Wben a married man find Mmdi looked ont at 2 a. in., he Vearrm fnr n key to the situation. The long winter evenings aro rantd. lv annroachlncr mntlnrt it, ,tvAcAn, Rood time to subscribe tor Tan Cabbon aurocATE. uuiy si.00 n venr. Thn HrpflVfnvtttAli I The brrakfa'st bell salutes my cor: Its cheerful tones ring loud and clear. For me it used to sound In vain. So great was my dyspeptic pain. Pain Killub camo to my relief And banished my dyspoplio grief. Pais KiLI.cn made tne stronir and well And now I'm glad to hear the breakfast bell. Druggists sell Tunar Davis's Paix Kiu.kr. Foots, wbo has lieuru that seentlals are trying to discover how smell travels, says it isn't bow smell travels that wor ries htm so much as the way it sticks to a fellaw- He says coffje doesn't seem to do it a bit of good. An exchange tells of a vonns ladv who, after a happy marriage of six mouths, ou being asked if she wee much troubled with cold feet, simn ercd. hesi tatingly, and with simplicity replied, le-ycs, nut tbey re not my own." Penetrated to the Bone. Alderman .Itdin ItTtAr Tnmnin avers that bt. Jacobs Oil will penetrate to the bone and drive out pain. I know it. for I havA triA it- flu l.t. !... 1. : . ... . I ."".") VillJ.'Xfl, time. ' It is tho sacaciou remark of a keen observer of tourists, and be offers it to tho traveling public, that you can gen erally tell a uewly-married couple at tbe nmner tnoie by the indignallon of tbe husband when a fly alichts on the wife's batter. "I write this." said n man. adri. ing a gentleman who owed him money, "to inform you that you are a liar." "Your postage 6lamp was wasted." tho reply came, "as I knew that I was n Her before I ever bad any business relations wttn yoa. EVERY Promisa backed h-r m,-..-. lee. Acker'a Dyspepijj Tablets will give mmcuiaie rciici. ITIce ZS A SO cts. Sold by Dr. Horn, Lehighton, and K. A. Horn, n cisspori. It is estimated that oyer 600.000 tons of paper are made in Ibh country every year, and yet the man wbo shaves bim self has to hunt around for oyer fiftei n minutes before he can find a piece tl at be daro wipe bis lather upou, sadly enys a man wbo evidently knows bow it is himself. Tm CllIl.nt.V LUK It. It la nlenunl In take, and nflbrds immediate relief we re er to JADWIN'8 TAU SYRUP. For sale at Tbomea' drug store. A succession of direful shriek Is heard on tho fir6t floor. Vond mother: 'What Is tbe matter with BHIv?" Colored servant: "Please, ma'am. ,. i ,-rrir.n about tbe jew berries." ''He cau't bave any more. lie bas had four saucersful already." "Dem is de berry ones he is whooping about. He's all swollen op." Owenton, Ky. Iiev. J. N. Berk, eaye:"I hayo used Brown's Iron Bitlersand consider it one of the best Ionics sold." Lever, tbe novtlistnoticlng tbat tbe band of a woman wbn was bringing him some tea at a small country hotel shook tremulously, kindly said to ber, "I am sorry to see Biddy, thai you have a weak ness in yoar hand." "Ob, your honor," she replied wilh a glance of itid.-sciiba-ble burner, "tbe weakness is not in my hdud. but instils tbe lay. pot. An elastic step, buoyant spirits, snd clear romplexiou, are among the many desirable results ol pure blood. The possetsor of healthy blood bss his faculties at command, and enjnva a clear and quick perception, which is impossible when the blood Is heavy and sluggish with Impurities. Ayer's Sarsaparills is the best blood purifier and vltalixer known. It is said the spots on tbe sun cants the cj clones, but this oau hardly be, lor tbe cyolnue knocks the spots off evriy thing it comes near. Herein istledif fereuce between cause and effect' for tbe cause, the spot is on tbe sun, hut tbe ef feet is seen on tbe spot. This is bad, we know, bat it is no worse than tbe cyclone-Avoid cheap goads. Tho Hop Flatter cues pains and achea whsre other plasters simply rslieys, li els. at all drug stores. Subscribe Jor 'be Atvici!. orsl." e 1' llu a -ear. The Carbon Advosata,; An Independent Family Jfewswpee- -Published every tATOHDAV, U c Uldshlvn, Carina Co.,Fe., Ijy " lAftiiY Tt PWHXWiwnaaszzssi otnrs-iiA.VKWAY, a abort dial sue sbe the LdilRh Valley It. It, Depot. Terms: $1,00 per Annnm in Aer '- s Job PririifiiJs AT VKItt LOW PBIOKtt. Stl BEVEHAL KINDS' OF aiB.Lt, - Ou to s moat iutertMtlng topks Hril "Merchant Trayeler" glTes tba (oMqwlwji. H pointers; A good girl to have --G il Valioi or, -A disagreeable girl Ant-U Mee'tr; A fighting girl rlitUe Mag 3L -. Not a Christian girl UVttte R.Mt)ff , : a sweet r:w -Carri Iti 1 - A very plcasan'. gIrl-Huuie Rovty, ir - A "summer iitl" Hln Uujbs, r- ju&TT A sick girl-Sal'le Vle, , - , A smooth gltl- Amelia Rate, , - A Bsedy girl-Cora Andsy, , t 4 One of the best girls-Ella 085,, , A dear case E. Luoy Date,, r , A poemelylcal girl -polly.Goo, A flower gltl-Rhoda Dtudron, , rt j A musical girl Sarab Nade, A profonnd girl Mete Physlci, ' A star girl -Met Orio. ' A oliugiog girl Jessie Mine, ' ' A nervous girl Hester leal. A musical girl Calie Sthenics, - A lively girl Aunie Mutiou, 1 x' An uuccrtaln girl Eva Ntseept, 4' a X sad girl-Ell id, ' AserenoRlrl Mullle Fy. " A groat big Ritl-E lie Fbaut A warlike glfl Millie Tnry, ' The best girl of all Your own, Cod.irus, Pa. Hev. J. D. Zehrlnisayii I was paralvjod in mv rteht 'side. Thi ue ol Brown's Iron Bitters enabled me wolk," , One wLo knows says that, la tbjT country, they blows born before dinner; bat in town they take one. ' ' -If joussk a luld-bcaded roarih'w he would prefer to bo upholstered, bi 'II likely 1 x.iresi a desire for mo'balr 011 tlV top of his head. A four-leggod boy baby b bV-j) ' ' born in that lnud of wonderful events. " Qjorgia. Ho will be a lightning double " clog performer if be lives. Now that the excitement' raised by 1 tbe Frince Napoleon has died out we suppose nothing short of a new cirr- jilce would wake Europo from ber fane . ed security. . 11 For the Cure of Coughs, Colds, Hoarseness, Bronchitis, Croup, Asthma, Whooping Cough, Inci pient Consumption ana lor the relief of consumptive persons in advanced stages of the Disease- Sold by all Druggists, rnce 525 c, SCROFULA and nil scrofulous dUonscs, 8ores, Jlryslpe- las, Kc2t'ma, lllotehes, ltlnguomi. Tu mors, Carbuncles, Holla, and Eruptions of the Skin, are llio direct result of an lnipuro state or tbe blood. To cure these diseases tho blood must bo purified, and restored to a healthy mid na tural condition. AVKIl'S SAUSA1-AIIII.I.A 1ms for over forty jears lceii recognised by emi nent medical authorities as the most pow erful blood purlflor in oxlstcnce. It frees the system from nil foul, humors, enriches and strengthens the blood, removes all traeea of mercurial treatment, and proves Itself a complete muster ot all scrofulous diseases. A Ttecent Cure of Scrofulous Sores, "Soma mouths ago I was troubled wltb scrofulous sons (ulcers) 011 my legs. Tho limbs wera badly swollen aud inflamed, and the sores dbclmred largo quantities of olfenslvo matter. Every remedy 1 tried failed, until I usod A villi's Saiisatakilm, of which 1 havn now lnl.cn three bottles, with tbe result that tho sores are healed, and my general health greatly Improved. I feel ery grateful, for tbe good your mcdicino hns uono me. Yours respectfully, Mus. Ajrs O'niti.tx." HS Sullltun St., New York, June 24, ISSi. t3T All persona Interested nre Invited to call 011 Mr. O'llrlnnt also upon llie Itev. Z. P. Wllils of 7H Knat 54th Street, New York City, who will take pleasure In teHtlfylliff to the wonderful Wllcacy nf Ayer'a harnapnrllla, not only In the cure of this lady, hut In hie own cnae and many others Mlthlii tils knot, ledge. The wcll-knowntrrier on tht Botton lltraM, B. W, Ball, ot llochattr, Jt'M., writes, J una 7, mn " Having suffered severely for some yean with Eczema, and having failed to llud relief fromoihcr remedies. 1 have made use, during tbe put threo months, of A vnu's Sausai-a-iiilla. which has cllecled a cvtiipltlt rurr, I consider It n magnificent remedy for all blood diseases." Ayer's Sarsapariila stimulates and regulates the action of the digestive aud nhMmltut've urgans. renews and strengthens the vital forces, and speedily cures ltheumnllsm, Neumlgln, ltlipiim tlc. flout, Catarrh, fieneral Debility, and all diseases nrislng from an Impoverished or corrupted condition of tbo blood, aud a eak encd vitality. It Is Incomparably tbe cheapest blood medi cine, on account of its concentrated strength, and great joivcr over disease. mnpAREu nv Dr. J. C.Ayor&Oo., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all I)ru;;htj; price 81, six bottles for So. 03 y mm SE3 3 5 w,elt 1s,,e at home by tie In . .H dustrlous. Hen tniinai. now be .J S aw f..re the public. U.ipltsl not needed. ie will stsrt )ou. Nn, women, boys and girls wanted everywhere 10 work for us. Now Is the time. Yoa can work In spare time, or kIto your whole Mmt 19 lbs business. No other business will pay you nasrly so well. Mo one can fall to mssa etor. tooua pay. by engaging at ones Co: ty out fit and tersis free- Miev made flitVti and hocrstlr Address Ie h Oeu. U sura.Stnua dtj-TI m lilt I St f?: M cm I I I 1 ? m la w 3 a e