SEPTEMBER JOKES.
"Yes," said Tnwmus, uMr.
Byrncsmonhey is a most ex
traordinary fellow; he'll do
anything for a new sensation.
TFliy, the othc he day tried
speaking the truth."
A country girl wrote to
her lover: "Now George; don't
you fale to be at the singing
tfchool to-night." George wrote
hack that hi the hrightlcxicon
of youth there's no such word
as "fale."
"I tell you," said Poots.
"there's an indescribable sense
of luxury in lying in bed and
ringing one's bell for his valet."
"Ton eot n valet, exclaimed
Poot's friend. "No," replied
Poots, "but I've got a bell
Extreme old age; "How
is vour lather coming on!"
asked Colonel Percy 1
ot a darkey he used to own
b 'fore the war. "Ho am
dead." .Dead, is he! Tie must
have reached an advanced
age." ''He did dat, for a fac.
lie was libin up to de bery
day ob his deft'."
"Yes," said Mr.Tawmus,
who is a very swell youn
man, "that dude song of Ro
land Reed's is a nuisance.
The neskv thinsr irets to run
ning in your head and the
first youknow you're walking
along the street singing: ,1'm
a dude, ha, ha!' and folks are
laughing at you."
"You said you were go
ing to vote lor me," indignant,
ly exclaimed a defeated can
didate, addressing Mike, the
well-known Irishman. "An'
did't I vote fur ye!" "Naw,
you didn't." "Well, sor.in
thatevint, there's only one
conclusion that I km arrive
- nr.." "And what is that!" "That
I towld ye a lie, sor."
"So vou return to your
teachinc: of the young idea to
shoot, do you, Miss Fitzjoy!"
said Algernon. "Oh, dear,
yes. The horrid brats or at
least the dear children will
bp sn nleased to act back to
school again." "Why yes, I
always thought children en
joyed going to school to you.
I know I should." " Will, it's
your ownfault if you don't."
It is Miss Eitzjoy's last term
of teaching school.
"Don't like the bed?"
said the the Jutel clerk, aston
ished at the presumption of
the complaining guest; "Why,
some of the best people, some
of the hightonedest folks in
the United States have slept
in it!' "Yes, that's just the
trouble," responded the guest;
"I found last night there were
altogether too many big bugs
in it for' the comfort of com
mon people like me.
TFhen the stranger re
marked that he was from Ar
kansas one of the passengers
suddenly turned and asked
"You aio. eh! Maybe you are
from Crittenden county!" "1
nm that." "Perhaps from
Tomos' T.nndimr!" "That's it
Ulltvw CJ
HALL'S vffcESSE
Hair Eenewer.
Soldom floes a popnlar remedy win sneh a
strong hold upon Hie publle confidence M has
11 alis Haiu llEKKWEit. The cases In which
It has accomplished n complete restoration of
color to tUo hair, nnd vigorous health to tho
scalp, nro Innumerable.
Old people like It for Us wonderful power to
rostore to their whitening locks their original
color and beauty. Middle-aged rcople ke It
because It prevents them from getting bald,
keeps dandruff away, nnd makes the hair
grow thick nnd Btroug. Young ladles like It
us n dressing becauso It gives the hair a beau
tlful glossy lustre, nnd enables them to dress
It In whatever form they wish. Thus It Is tho
favorlto of all, nnd It has become so simply
because It disappoints no one.
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
TOR THE WHISKERS'
Has becomo ono of tho most Important popu
lar toilet articles for gentlemen's use. When
the beard Is gray or naturally of on unde
sirable shade, Huckikohau's Dvb Is the
rcmcdy- rnnr-AitED bv
It. P. Hall & Co., Nnsl.un.N.H.
Sold by all Druggists.
MO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH THC CCOORAPKY 0 THIS OOlM-
1W WILL SEC BV IX A MINI NO ."a
MISCELLANEOUS.
"Tales of a wayside Inn" Cocklslls.
The strongest desire of woman Is to be
desired.
A slartline fact. Heart Disease la only
Inferior id totality to consumption, d" hoi
suflor from it tut use Dr. Graves' Heart
Regulator. It lms cured thousands, why
not you? $1 at druggists.
Y
Every farmer should at least have one
cojnty paper, and that paper should be the
Advuoatk, which contains all the latest lo
cal news. Only $1.00 year.
-The watering eart Bavci many a tnsn
from biting the dust.
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.
Are you disturbed at ulghtand broken of
vour rest by a sick child sullerlng nnd cry
Ing with pain of cutting teeth I irso, Beucl
nt once and get a bottle of Mrs. Winai.ow'8
SoOTIIIKO SVBCP FOR ClIILDRRX TmiHINO.
Its valuo is incalculable. It will relieve the
Boor little auirerers Immediately. Depend
upon it, mothers, there is no mistake about
It. It cures dysentery and diarrhoea.regu
laics the stomach and bowels, cures wind
colicaofleus the gums,reduees Inflammation
and elves lone and energy to the whole svs
tem. Mrs. Wikslow's Sooibiko Strut
ron Cuilorkn Tektuinq Is pleasant to the
taste, and Is tho prescription of one of the
oldest and best female physicians and
nurses in the United States, and is for sale
bv nil druggists throughout the world
Price 25 cents a bottle.
It is perfectly cle.r that an understand
ing between two girls is n miss under
I standing.
On Thirty Days' Trial.
Tn Voltaio Bklt Co., Marshall, Mich.,
will send Dr. Dye's Celebrated Electro Vol
taio Bolts nnd Electric Appliances on trial
lor thirty days to men (young or old) who
re afflicted with nervous debility, lost vi
tality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy and coinplelo restoration of health
and manly vigor. N. B. No risk is Incur
red, as thirty days' trial is allowed. 5.1y
In old times barbers used to pull teeth
and bleed people. Now they talk them to
death.
Work Given Out. On receipt of your
ahlress we will make an oiler by which
you can earn $3 to $7 evenings, nl your
home. Men, Women, Boys or Girls can do
lit. II. 0. WILKINSON .t CO., WO and
197 Fu'.ton Street, New York.
Direction, for resuscitating a hall
diowned individual i If It is a girl, whisper
Ice cream.
Iliisbmiire. 0. Dr. A. Page saysi"!
have prescribed BrfWii'u Iron Bilters in se
veral instances, and iu each case obtained
good results."
FARMERSQLUMN, m n
Lovers should quarrel often, for the
make up Is, old bo yuin-yutn.
In the Hop rtastcr nro united Freili Hops,
Gums and Balsams, and its power Is won
derftil In curing Back Acbe, Sprains,
Bruises, Neuralgia, Tain In the side or sore
ness anvwherc. Thousands testify to this.
Uniform price's: What the tailor charges
for soldiers' clothes.
JADWIN'S TAB. SYBUP Ismanufac-
lured from Ture Tine Tar procured dlrerl
from North Carolina for this purpose only,
nnd is unlike nine out ol ten so-called Tar
Syrups which are made from the oil ol tar,
n product taken from coal tar without any
medicinal properties whatever only as n
flavor. The tar is combined witb'soma of
the best demulcents and expectorants in
use, making a pleasant and agreeable
fyrup for Coughs or Colds. It's remedial
mialittei are unexcelled. Forsalo at'T.D,
Thoinai' drug store.
Whereas the Iloniaus urned their dead
we cam our living.
Pleasantries mapels and elms.
The tenacity with which people nbido by
their early faith in Ayer's Sarsapsrilla can
only be explained by the fact that it is Ih
best bl od medicine cyer used, afld Is noi
npproachfd in excellence by any new can
dldate lor public favor.
A bright beginning sunrise.
Champagne is eaid to be going slowly
out of fashion in London.
RHIR ARn. ROCK ISLAHD &PACIFIC R'
JJy tho central poiitlon of ita line, connects th&
liastsnd the West by the shortest route, and car
ries passengers, wiihou. tnuuto
Chicago and Kansas Ulty, uouncu wnni,, w ven-
conreotn In Union Depots with all the principal
lines of road between tho Atlantic and tho Faciflo
Ooeans. Its equipment is unrivaled and magnifi
iAinv naerl nf Mnnt Comfortable nnd
Beautiful Day Coachee, Magnificent Ilorton He
eltninc Ohatr Cars, Pullman's Prettiest Palace
BlecpiDR Cars, and the Heat Line of Dining Car;
In tho tforld. Threo Trains between Chicoso and
Missouri River Points, Two Trains between Chl
caffo and Minneapolis and at, Paul, via the 1 omoui
"ALBERT LEA ROUTE.
A New and Dlreoi Lino, via Seneca and Kanka
Veo.ha. recently been opened between Richmond,
fusta. Nashville, Louisville. Leilneton, Cincinnati,
ndlannpolls and Lafayette, and Omahi, Altnneap--ii.
u. Tiani .ml inl-rm-illitA nntnta.
All Through Passengers Travel on rasl Express
Tickets for ealo at all prlnolpal Ticket Offlce.ln
mo unltea mateB ana uonaau. ,
.1. ........ Ak.ni.aH ihrmioli nnrt vntAft of fara al.
way as low as competitors that oflcr less advan-
iWdctalled Information, get tho Maps and fold.
ers ot me .
GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE,
At your nearest Tleket OlHoe, or address
p. o. nam p. E. ST. JOHN.
.. VIoofiM. t Oeal 'T, Oen'l Tkt. ft Psm. AjV.
CHICACO.
The pen is mightier than the swordj but
can never hope to compete with the toy
pistol.
Time to Stop it-
It's too bad, Sir or Madam, but don't get
frightened. Your hair is falling off that's
certain. A glance in the mirror, or an in
vestigating committee of Angers tell the dis
mal storv. We won't discuss tho possible
cause. It Is enough mat ranter s -iair
Balsam used now will prevent further de
struction. Isyour hair somewhat gray.too,
and crisp? Alas, yes. The Balsam will
iivo back the original color, softness and
gloss. Not a dye, not oily, elegantly per
fumed, a perfect dressing.
A New Hampshire graveyard contains
a tombstone eroctea totue memory ui uireo
twins."
Clulsville. AIn. Dr. W. Carter, fays: "I
have used llrnwn's Iron Billers in my nw
family for indigestion with great benefit."
A circus lemonade man happening to
bo in the market tho other day, and seeing
some of tho yellow fruit, pointed to it uu
said: "What's them things?
EhM&n beEU s
Do Yon Want Window Gardens 1
Those who cultivate house plants, usually
set them out In tho open ground for the
summer. Here they are allowed to grow
t will, and often Increase to several tltnos
their former siio. When the amsteur is
warned by the approach of frost, that he
must take in his plants, he finds that he
has a lot ol unmanageable subjects. The
roots are many times too largo for the pots,
while the tops have run wild and made a
tangled mass, quite unsultcd to window
culture. As a rule, geraniums, verbenas,
nud other soft-wooded plants, when set In
the open ground, are not worth anything
afterwards. It Is much better to strike cut
tings from the old plants, and depend upon
these for tbo window nn winter. With
view to preparing a slock nf young plants,
we have, in earlier months, described easy
methods of nroDszaliou. If this has been
neglected, and old plants must be UBOd,
any, then tho work of taking them up
should be, done this month, tl left out un
t!l Ilia eights becofiie cool, the growth ol
the plants Is checked. If taken up, they
do not readily recover from the shock ol
removal, and the window garden becomes
a hosnital for struggling plants. When
overgrown, cut the plants bsck into shape,
both at root and top, and not them. Severe
treatment will be needed, but If this lie done
oarly, there will be time for them to recover.
Aftrra few days in the shade, then a warm
and sheltered place, and they will recuper
ate nnd start Into new growth before it i
time to take them iri-rinnra. It Is not advis
able to lake In hnuso-plnnts too early, they
should bo protected during cool nights, and
It is well to keep them on a piazza or in
nrnfl nlher 11 laee. where they will have
sufficient protection. American Agrtcultur
ut for September.
,((-' -MM. -.-if . Ik lew If oi ali rounirKs-KBiiM
tlb Itiff thoComplViiOi.
Dturiau bubu.i". latent.
I'tun-tn, t u . llum.ri.tx, c
( lllTila.lt t (ha tsrat DTtnUaliDl for
thfctt!lM lprril4,I nov iiMolUt
4 liRAl nLI.oKKLLLlJs.U llsrtsfltM
flatwiir toa.td tay Dam to tbt lUt of thaw
whs rconinii'Tii jmir "1 Jqtittt rttl,H 4ui4
lhl.lQl,ll .'HARLou Wo r-wlrHVr
tU twlfortI rountrkiliBh hl;lirl
and
3E8.E!SI,X,0Ei-E!10-
This cut shows the
Howard Electric
AND
Mnguetio Shield
fin nnnllcd over the ECld
lie J s and Ncrvo-vital
centers. Tno or.ly op-
tillance maoo thai
lits every part ol
the hodv. and the
only one needed to
TOSITIVELT cvm
KldiicylllNcnBO
it lioliinullslil,
I ynpopHla-
tho worst catcs ol
Scmlnul Weolc
neas. Uxlioun
Hon, Iiiipoteii
cy, nnd nil Dli
citci and Weak-
nccnoftheUrliio
Genital orsuua,
IPatcntcd Feb. S3. 1879.1 '' "
vniTNfi HIF.:r. from carlv Indiscretion. lack
nerve force and fall to attain strengtu.
MirmE.AOIlI) Jir.N often lack Igor, attrlbnt
InKlt to the progress of years.
The MOTHER, WIFE nnd MAID, snfferingrrom
, ,,rnt .,, Female rcaknesa, ricrvoua ueDiuiynnu omcroii-
OXtlCUy. AIMJ i"J ul;i J w" I mcnts, will nnd it tno only euro,
i . 1.tlr, AVJUinm To ono nnd nil wo fay that the
irnnV Ill ULUtlll.L nMl ,t,l n n -ntnni U'HV
V . T-. - r I ....m.wM,,,, iiiuTiiiMn mm rtomaph
tt I I ..rt 'Ann V rill 1 uiiiiuii ynuuuuiu .
XiCniT JUllus, ""' ,Vlll.rnIltc1 Ono ycar, and tlto beat
Cintn1" SrrrmTftv. nilt it, nnnllaiice iiuule.
uus nui.i """"O" 11. in. i T..,i,i. T-nnrr? tvpf.s OF MES.
tliar!" exclaimed tllC Al'kan- ci!0 romphlet fur Ladles only, tent on receiptor
"Five years ago my life was a dread nil
, the time from Heart Disease, since using
Dr. Graves Heart Regulator tho English
language would fail me In telling the good
I received. Kate Musgroye, Coloma, Ind.
For sale at druggists.
Of all earthly music, that which reach-
es the farthest Into Heaven is the beating
of a loving heart.
When symptoms of malaria appear in
any form, take Ayer's Ague Cure at once.tn
prevent the development of the diseasend
continue until health is restored ,as it surely
will be by the ueo of this remedy. A cure is
warranted in every Instance.
"Be labors," exclaimed an Irishman,
"I'ye slept sixteen hoursl I went to bed at
sight nnd got up nt eight.
An m.ftlvn medicine for kidney diseases,
low fevers nnd nervous prostration, and
well worthy of a trial, is Brown's Iron
Bitters.
for 3Ej&jnsr.
CURES
Rheumatism.Neuralgia.Sciatica,
Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache,
Sore Thr.inf, Hwellliia-, SpMln, IlruUes,
lliirns. Penldm rr(it lllteft,
Un ALL tlllltK 1IUII1I.T 1'AUS AMI Ami8.
SoU lir nriiRcliti suit lienleri -Terfwher-. KlflJ CMH s
bottle, lllrwillooi la It LnnftiMM.
Tin: cm ki.e a. vooki.kii oo.
Wmi i A. OUbLtH CO Ualtlnjrv. Atd C. 8. A
OlTers Unusual Altractions, liavimg' uaarte
Unecj9ialIcdL PrcstratiM to accoiiimo-
ilat e Customci I
Persohs visiting our FAIR, and having in view the Purchase of Goods,
cicuer
&R0CM18,
MI GOODS
OR
will miss an opportunity, if they fail to -visit tlie STAB
STOli-ft. Our Motto : .Large bales & email jrronL.
Opi. Ii. & S. Bepot, Bank St., lieliigliton
iDYS
i
I SUM
ENTERY
MER
COMPLAINT
The trade dollar is again coming into
circulation, which is rather hard on tl.e
people who have worked off their surplus
stock on the contribution box.
"Ho might have been a little crooked,"
remarked the undertaker, mournfully, over
the remains of a bad bank cashier, "but II
guess I can straighten blin."
THE
There U no time to be lost when those
wc love nrc taken with these
terrible diseases.
The beauty of PERRY DAVIS'S
PAIN KILLER is that it nets
to promptly, (.urely and
efficiently.
Don't ba without Fain Killer!
Have it ready for instant use I
Keep it with you at home
or abroad I
t
ALL THE DRUGGISTS SELL IT
s Shield gives a nat-
Carbon
Parmara Arbitrate. Don't litigate.
The law favors arbitrntmn as a poaceable
and Inexpensive method of settling difflcul
ies. In many of the States there are
statutory provisions, by which a judgement
ol the Court may be rendered on tho award
or finding of arbitrators, concerning a mat
lonliilv submitted to them. It is almos1
always possible to take a caseofCiuit, an
submit it to referees at any stage of its pro
cress. In the absence ol anv statutory pro
vlaimis. It is nlwavs lawful for parties to
agree to submit their differences to arbitra
Inrs. an d abide bv their decision. The
nrrsement to do so may bo either oral 01
written, but Iho latter Is the better way.
The form is not essential, except that the
meaning should be carefully expressed. Il
is customary, in addition to the agreement,
fur tlio parlies to cxeculo to each other nil
arbitration bonds,eondltloned on each party
performing the award given by the arbitra
tors, whatever it may be. If the awarJ is
properly made, it then becomes binding on
the parlies.
Arbitration is well worth considering uy
formers, wlio find themselves In dispute
about some simple question offset, as, fur
Instance. tliB'amouiit of damage which 'A
breechy caltle huve done to It's corn, or
to what was tho valuo of A's sheep which
were killed by B'a bad dog. 8uch questions
eenerally bo quickly, cheaply, anil
Uutlv setlleil by one or more fair-minded
neighbors, and Ihe expense, delay, ana ag
eravalion of a 6int in Covrt may thus be
avoided. American Agriculturift for Sep
tembcr.
Tf you arc looking ibr a place to purchase
mm B1U&S AID MI1ICI1ES,
Toilet and Fancy Articles. Stationery, Cigars, or
The Fiiiiest of Wall Paper as&n! BSorders,
Eemcmbcr, that place is at the POPULAR DRUG STORE of
Opposite Carbon House, BAJN11 btreet
-:o:-
A full supply of Pure "Wines and Liquors for Medi
cinal Purposes.
Prescriptions very careiully compounded, day or night.
Remember, Dr. C. T. HORN'S Popular Drug Store.
sas traveler, as
his hand and smiled all over
"Bust my buttons if I didn't
iioln iintitr vour brother lor
cattle stealing jist before
left home."
Chorus ol excited boys-
"Then tho lightning struck
you!" Skipper, indifferently
"Oh, yes; I was lcanin' agin
the mam mast when it struck
it." Excited boys "didn't it
kill vou!" Skipper, more m
differently" nrall, no; it all
ran down my bark." Excited
hoys "And what did you do
then!" Skipper, most lndiitcr'
cntlv "I had to haul off my
boots and pour the lightning
out on the deck."
"Is this to stop at Nq
nonsct!" a passenger asked a
conductor of the Old Colony
Roadthe other forenoon. "No,
sir," was the reply, "no stops
between south Braintice and
Boston." "Whv, how's that!"
said the surprised inquirer;
"you used to stop there; you
did the last time I came up."
Tho conductor was puzzled.
'Guess you are wrong," he
said, "butwhen was that time!
" lFell," replied his passenger,
"I can't say exactly." AnA
after a moment's thought he
e, scaled; unteaicu, i jtci.. I A 1 ' J I
American Galvanic Co., Advocate
PrCCnCOi IS Jnaaim St., CJUCBBo.
'Jfl lULOllloJ cnennui si., rmm.
I
How Lost How Restored
Jnst published, a new edition ol Dr. CUI
VHUWHLtS CEI.E-HItATlSD ESSAY on
tho riillcal euro ot srEiuuionnuoKA or Semi
nal Veknes3. Involuntary Bemlnal Inures,
uroTEXCY, Mental and rUyslc-1 locspacity,
ujDCillroenU to Wantage, cta-i also, Cos.
BUMtnoN, KrlLETST anil KIT', Induced by sell
lDdulcenco or sexual extravaannce Ac.
Tlie celebrated anllior, In this admirable Es
Bay. o'.cailydemonsiruios.trohi a ttvlrty yearn"
successful practice, trial tuanlarrulnr tonse
nu-ncea ot noll abnje may be radically enred
liolntma out a niudn ot i-ure at once aiuiple.cer
I .m nnd nr.riuai. bv meina ol which everv
auirerer, uo mailer wnai ui oouumuu wur ur,
in.iv cure lUmsell cheuply, privately, and laJl-rally.
CWTMi I.rctute sneuM be In the hands ot
every youiu anu every man in iuu lanu.
Kentuadcr seal. In a plain envelope, to anv
ndirea. post-pud ou receipt of six ceuts or
two poaiajre viuiup.. iumi
The Culvcrivcll Medical Co.,
41 A?N St.. ev York. N. Y.
P.O. Box 430 Ocl.7. 168.-H
nirerlafen PrnitTreci.
It isarulein fruit culture, that a tree should"
not carry any creater weight of fruit than
its branches can sustain. Still, with some
rapidly swelling fruits, peaches and plums
especially, however thoroughly thinning
mnv have been done.it is often found, as
tho fruit ripens, that the weight istoojireat
and the branches, unless they ore support
ed. will break down with tho load of fruit.
Tho usual method of supporting ovsrladcn
fruit trees is to place long stakes, with
fork Bt the top, beneath theiu. A much
better and more slmplo method ol effecting
the purpose, is suggested by Dr. J. II. Mease,
of Lobanon, Ta. Instead of using several
stakes, ono to each principal branch, be
places n singlo strong pole against tho
trunk of the tree. The lower epd of the
pale, II desired, may be sunk a few inches
In the" soil, lor additional support, but ut
uallv it will be sufficient to secure it to the
trunk by means of straw bands, or other
ties that will not bruise the bark. The pole
being secure-!, the drooping branches arc
relieved by means of lies mada fast to it.
Dr. M. states that this method of lying up
the branches of ovcrleaded trees is especial
ly useful in storms, the support being cen
tral. and more natural than where several
props are used. American Agricultural lor
September.
Lkuon Wmr Tako milk and water, a
pint of each: add to It the juice or two
ininnnn. and let Ihe mixture boll for five
mtniile:lmln and add sum to taste. Re
commended for a cold.
A nuLicious salad is made by boiling new
beets without scraping them. When they
are tender, drop them in cold water, remove
the skin, slice them and put them In a saisu
dish in layers, with slices of hard boiled
I ..... uunn with nenrier and salt, a little
butler and vinegar.
k.hi.t in the fall is the proper time for
applying manure to pear trees, which should
bespread on the surface wuere rains ami
Send for Bates, which will be cheaply and promptly cxecut- "J" i?BIS..5
nffi Rivn nc n summer it is ant to cause an unheallhful
a 4 1, V Vrf 1 I Vi ttkf sl- ' "
growth and result in blight,
WITfffE3flS. Tiri.! t8S4o
Wc desire to say to our friends and the public in general, that
wc have on hand the Largest and most
Complete Stock of Goods
OF ANY
Tailoring EstaMislimenT
in this section of the County, comprising
Cloths, Cassimeres,
OVERCOATINGS,
Plain and Fancy Suiting's,
Which we will put up for you in our usual
FIRST-CLASS STYLE,
Thereby giving you, as wo always, do
Best Fitting, Best Trimmea anil Best Made
CLOTHING IN LEHIGHTON.
IS THE BEST MEDIUM FOIt
Local Advertising
IN CARBOX COUNTV.
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IJob Printing neatly,
n
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W e havo alio just received rrora the Manufacturorf a Ra'rge
Stock ol Newest Stylis of Ladles, Ocnts and Uhlldren'a ,
toot9 sIbocs ami CSaiters,
HATS AMD CAPS,
G em is JFujrn sls ing Gmls fyc9
All of whtch we arc now offering at
B3fT Unprecedently Low Prices ! 11
Very Ucspcctfully,
VJLJL USS St MO.,
MERCHANT TAILORS,
Bank St., Leliig-liton, Pa.
found very moderate.
cd at this
trial and be convinced
Job Printms:
A ntsrATCH from Boston mentlonsytbe
poisoning of valuable imported cattle at the
Government quarantine caused by what ap
pears to bare been carelessness lu selecting
the grounds, The lsnd near the drinikug
,.U- nf th cattle was formerly a potato ... . , t-. . x. iurJinioB TTni-ea nttri r!nM-la
matB.stedandB.fre.hea a Weary Man nd I.stronelv lmnreEn.ted wllh Tarl. Keens a full lino of nil the most popular rBWm "X-JV"W"'
inMemphi.. . ft,,h considerable oJantitie. have 'x),vo -PanftTr SfcatlOnerV. Toilette AIllGieH, ijyic,
TIRED ALL OVER.
Dealer iu iruro Mtvng soati
"WGissiD03?t, 3?eiana.,
CURIS WKERt AlLUJt TAILS.
llfViaii Hvnin TtmTfW iTOfxl.
Uselntlme. Bold by U ru rklxi. irj
of every description.
"No. It never amounted to an acute pain
but continued to be a dull weary ache In the
small of my back," writes Mr. James Thorn
as, of N-'. (9 Madison street, Memphis, Tenn,
"Tbls Is an old experience, and life became
dull music. J was tired all over, with pain
In the lower limbs, and the habit of lying
awake of nights. Ilccently 1 tried one of
BENSON'S
been found in the water. About thirty head I
of them are now sick. All of them aro the
property of Mr. Leonard, of Mount Leonard,
Missouri.
The French hotel and restaurant keepers
aro said to preserve their supplies of potatoes
n)-SSlir.INTON IinETNKY.IaihlonaMe
iSZiS hoot anu diiok makes, jiuuk ot.
.clilKBton. All work warranted..
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first washed and then, a few at time, by
of small baskets, are rlunged into
bolting water and held there for 4 secondr;
ii.s . then dried and stored. This treat-
3. . . .L. ..I..1!... I V. r. I,.. ,1a a-
mani fiegirovs mo viuii.y wi ...
i t ll.ar. ta nn tunil'nGV to Snrout.
oinia toh ujr Bvui., uuu uluuiik .ucm i the potAtoes keep sound ana oi gnoa
juauu A..-.v. - - " - " - flivor UBlll tno next croji uwinca im.
Kits and was decidedly relieved within
twenty-four hours. It mar have been Trovl
dence that did the work, but I give the credit
to Benson's porous plaster." Mr. Thtraas'
reverential Idea does him credit, but l'rovl
A SPECIALTY.
cjntinued: "It was when 1
!. 1 A? .1 I A
milt my Uam SOIIIU UlUCUUr- uowa u uu uiu mnu in uuiu i j r Tl Z f
snfrtho wnr." to ureas. At LOW PlICGS !
vemedy. It acts quickly In rellefand healing,
and renders Hie better worth living. Trie.
59 cents. Took In the middle of the plaster
for the word UAPOINE. Ask your physician
about IU
fSeabury h Joanscn, Chemists, New York
SepMM,
iean Agriculturist.
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A foil Stock of Wall Paper anil Borders,
n . ..p. TAPIir .Deluding Trout Flies for all Seaaona, Garlt.le and
FISHING RODS 'AINU IAVlLt Limerick Hooka. Oil and Raw Silk, Linen and Cot
ton Lines, &o., very cheap. Also, a Urge assortment of D. M. Ferry & Co's
. Celebrated Fresh Garden Seeds.
Choice Cigars, and a fine stock of Pure Wines and Liquors for
Medicinal Purposes.
flQP Prescriptions very careiully compounded, day or night. Patronage invited.
E. A. HORN, Weissport, Pa.
KKMEMnER THE TLACE,
May Hi'. 18S3.
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