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The following Companies are Represented:
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HEADING MUTUAL FIRE,
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POTT3VILM5 FIRE,
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KI.Elfe ACICIDBNT INSURANCE.
Alan Pennsylvania and Mntoal Horse TUIel
etec-lve nno in-.urauco wiimiiauv.
Marcn:).i87i nioa. kemkrer.
QARBON HOUSE,
J. W. RAUDENHUS1I, PROPRIETOR,
llAKSST., LltHIOHTOir, Pi.
ThA n,qnnw lfntrsie offers ftrst-claisacenm
munitions to tho Traveling public Hoir.lluir
by the Kay or Week on Reasonable Terms,
Choice Cigars, Wines and Liquors alw.iy on
band. Good Sheds and Stables, wiih attcp-
lire Hostlers, atlacne.i. April w-yi
Tp.VCKERTON HOTKI..
Midway betwoon Mauch Chunk & Lo'ilgbton
LEOPOLD MEYER, PaornmToit,
Packerton, Penn'a.
This well known bote! Is admirably refitted
mil ha. ihn bunt nroiiimnndatlons for rterman.
cnt and transient boarders. Excellent tallica
and tho very best liquors. Also tine stables
attached. Sept. 18-yl,
J-.iVIU EIIHERT'S
Livery & Sale Stables
UANIC STREET. LUIliailTON, P
FAST TROTTING IIORSE3,
ELEGANT CARRIAGES,
And positively LOWER PRICKS, than anr
other Livery in the Coanty.
Large and handanmo C'arrlaces for Fnneral
purposes and Weddlnss. DAVID EUUIilfl'
Nov. i87i.
RAUDENBUSn
Respectfully announces to the pnbllo that he
has onsneda NEW LIVERY SPA RLE In
connection with his hotel, and Is prepared to
furnish Teams for
Pnuerals. MMn or Baste Trips
on shortest notice and most llberalierms. All
orders lertat the"Uarbon Houao" will receive
prompt attention Stable on North Street,
next the hotel, Lohlghlon. ian-.-2.yl
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ed No charge for adilce. No fee charged
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t-en.l Mjinn aud vou will "tad WqIIIIUUU ;
v r In IM nivrlop. Addre. ' m '
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J. w.
II. V. MortTimrEB, Proprietor.
VOL. XL, No
Ladies, Misses and Children's Wear. Call and see for your
selves, and bo convinced my stock is large as the largest, as
good as the best, and my pric s as low as the lowest.
Second door below the M. E.
JLook to sou
Tin ana Sheet Iron fare, House Fnrnislimg: Goods, &c, k
Is now offering extraordinary Bargains for Cash !
He Is tho only A gent In town lor I he salo of the
Bessemer, Sunshine, Othello,
lianges ; Montour, iaghthouBo, iixceisior i'enn, ana
Eolipso Cook Stoves; tho Princeton, Early Dawn,
Belmont and Real Doublo Heaters, with a va
riety of other Square and Round Heaters,
AH of which ho is now offering at the Very Lowest Prices
Also, on hmdcvcrv kind ol STOVE ORATE and FIRE 1IRIOKS. Dealer In all tho
best makes uf PUMPd.
Roofiing and Spouting, Prompt and Cheap.
Sti.re on SOUTH Street, a few doors above Bank Street.
Patronage Invited; satisfaction guaranteed. Juno 30, 188J-yl
Buy Your Spring and Summer
BlUffi MB IteY CiB
Groceries, Queensware, etc,
- AT
Old Post-Office Building,.Bank St. Lehighton.
INDIAN
Cures all diseases
Kidneys, Skin and Blood. Millions testi
o its efficacy in healing the above named
diseases, and pronounce it to bo the
mie Marl best remedy known to man.
Guaranteed to Cure Dyspepsia.
(HJgpA GEN T SWAN T E Dfl
Laboratory 77 West 3d St., New York Citv, Druggists pell it.
LYKENS, IUurm Co.. P.
Dn. ("i.AnK Joiikfon:
Wv biidv wns literally covered with Tetter, tor which I could get no relief until I took
your INDIAN 1ILUOLI SYRUP, which has effectually cured in . 1 recommend It hlnhlr.
ENOOH I1EEUER.
Spring AnaoHiicenLeiit !
ks
fee., Ac. Our Young Ladles and Oentlcmen will find It In their advantage In Kive him
a call lrre purchasing elsewhere, as they will find the REST SELECTED STOCK in
'I UW11 A l UU11UA1 i-uiua.
Old Post Office BiHlfc
April I, 11111
Mrs. Tath
has much pleasure in
announcing to the la
dies of Lchighton and
vicinity, that she has
just returned from the
City with a large, ele
gant and fashionable
assortment of the very
latest novelties in
FALL AND WINIE3J
Millinery
Goods,
INCLUDING
jl Hats, Bonnets, Rib
" bons, Feathers, Flow
ers, &c, suitable for
Street,
Church.
scpl5m3
James Walp,
Successor to A. D, MOSSER,
Manufacture ef and Dealer In all kinds of
Stoves
Ranges,
Heaters,
New Champion and Apollo
-
BLOOD SYRUP
of the Stomaoh, Liver, Bow-
The undersigned calls the attention
or his many friends and patrons to his
Largo and Fashionable Stock of
Spring Goods,
Consisting of
BOOTS
AND
SHOES
Of every description and Style Tn the
Market, Including a speetal line of
Lady's Fine Shoes
Also, a full line of
Umbrellas,
' Sun Shades,
Hats, Ca'ps,
IBB
BAM Street, LEHIGHTON
am
INDEPENDENT"
LEHIGIITON, CARBON COUNTY,
THE TABMEU'S WIFE.
The former came lu Irom the field ono ilay,
Ills languid step and Ills weary way,
His bended brow and sinewy hand,
All showing work for the good of tho laud;
For ho sows,
And he hoes,
And he mows,
All lor (he good of tho land.
By (he kitchen fire stood his patient wife,
Light of his home and joy of his life,
With face all aglow and busy hand,
Preparing the meal for the husband' band)
For she must boil,
And she must broil!
And she must toil,
All for tho sake of home.
Sun shines bright when the former goes out,
Birds sing sweet Bungs, lambs frisk about.
The brook bobbles softly in tho glen,
While he works bravely for the good of men,
For ho sows,
And he hoes,
And he mows,
All for the good of tho land.
How briskly the wife sleis about within
Tne dishes to wash, and tho milk (n skim,
The fires go nut, and the flics buzz about
For dear ones at homo her heart is kept
ttoul;
There are pics to make,
Tliero is bread to bake!
And Bteps to take, (
All for the sake of the homo.
When tho day is o'er ond 'tbo evening has
come,
Tho creatures aro fed and the milking is
done, j
He takes his rest 'ncath tho old shado tree,
From the labor of the land his thoughts are
free;
Though ho sows,
And ho hoes,
And he mows,
llo rests from the work of the land.
Out the faith fill wile from sun to sun,
Takes tho burden up that's never done;
There is no rest, (here is no par,
For tho household goods she must work
away;
For In mend tho frock,
And to knit the sock,
And tho cradle to rock,
All lor (be good of tho homo.
When autumn is here, with chilling blast,
The farmer gathers his crop at last,
His barns are lull, bis fields are bate,
For the good nl (ho land ho never hath care;
While it blows,
And it snows,
Till tho winter goes, ,
He rests Irom tho work of the land.
But (ho willing wife, till life's closing day,
Is the children's, the husband's stay,
From day to day she bus done her best,
Until death alone ran give her rest;
For after the test,
Comes the rest,
With the blest,
In tho fanner's heavenly home.
A PLUCKY BOY.
Ha wns n little bit of a cbnp, only
twelve yenra old, and so pinched nud
stanted, nud weezoned, that yon wonld
have thought be could not bo more than
eight. His eyes were large and brown,
and wistful, like those of nn intelligent
dog, and it was the pnthetio language of
these same brown eyes .that nroused (he
compassion of an elderly, well-to-do
farmer one morning.
Mr, Adams (the farmer) stood on n
corner waiting for a car, and above nil
the din nnd bustle of the crowd that
hurried past, be heard a shrill, boyish
voice calling,
'Starl' -Heraldl" 'Sun!' Dreadful
murder iu the sixth wardl Full account
of the tragedy!"
'Helld.-Starvey! SolJ any yet?" broke
in a second voice.
Mr. Adams turned sharply nronud, and
decided (bat the Urnt voice belonged to
as miserable a specimen of rags and
bones as it had ever been his bad for'
tune losee,and be waited rather aniions
ly for (he answer, which soon followed
la n patient, Qncomplainlngtone.
'Not yet, but the old woman down
yonder Rave me nn apple from ber stall,
so I'm not so Tery hungry now,"
"Poor little chap!'' said the second
yoice, with real sympathy, "times Is
bard on ye, that's a fact. Try that old
fellow on the corner; country, I guest.!
Mebbe he'll lake one."
Acting upot, (bis advice, Number One
approached nnd Bpoke tip hopefully:
"Star Herald Snni Take one, sir!'
"Yes, let's have a Herald," said the old
gentleman, diving into his pocket for
change. What is Tour name, my boy?
"Harvey, sir; but the boys nud the
folks In onr alley most generally call me
Starvey."
"Starveyl yes, yes,' said the old gen
(Ieman, with another rapid survey of the
rags and bones. "Why doesn't your
mother mend your clothes, and how does
it happen that you aro so thin ? Have
you been ill?"
"Sick, sill Oh, no, I rather guess it's
because I don't get enough to eat, and
mother she's dead I" The last in a hope.
less tone, with a brnsb of bis ragged
sleeve across the brown eyes. "She died
last winter, and there's no on? to look
after me now. Tbanky, sir," as be re
ceived the change, which the old gentle
man bad all this time been holding iu
bis band.
'nere, don't go!" said the worthy in
dividual, as the bundle of rags tnrned to
leave. "How would yon like to go home
with me? I liye where tbero ia always
enongb to cat, and yon could take care
of the horses, and weed, and help round
generally. Come, what do you say?'
"Horses!" said the mite, eagerly,
"Ob! I love horses, sir! We used to live
in (he country wheu I was a little chap,
and father, be owned a horse. I used to
ride him, tool Go into the country? Gol
ly! I guess to!"
"Well, well, give yonr papers to that
boy, (ben: he has sold most of his.
Tbat'a light? Cowo alone, now; lean'
Live and Let Live."
PA., SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1883.
take snub a looking object homo witb
me. Why, Maria wouldn't let in in!"
The mite was fitted with a deccut suit
of clothes, and finally arrived at the
place where there wns plenty local; as
happy as a kiug, nnd ready to worship
tbo kind old gentleman who bad res
cued him hfva bis miserable street life.
He was called Harvey, cow, nnd soon
ceased to deserve his old appellation.
He did willingly whatever was given
him to do, but bis chief delight was the
sleek span of bays, Kitty" and "Jess,"
w1To occupied comfortable quarters In
tlio large barn. IIo watered, nnd fed,
and groomed tbcm untiringly, and when,
sitting beside bis master in tbo new
spring wagon, he was allowed (o bold
ttie'reins, bis enp of bliss ns full.
JJnt one day Ironble nppenrod in tho
shape of a rough looking fellow who ap
plied to Mr. Adams for work. It was in
the busy season, nnd be was engaged
without mncb attention to references.
For n tioie all wcut well, but Mr. A nms
soon discovered that his, new bnnd bad
n.t.rjclt of beating the horses, kicking thn
cows, and otherwise maltreating the ani
mals about tbo place; nnd, being n hu
mane man, be dismissed him with a lec
ture npon the wiukedncss and cruelly of
his conduct.
Then tho farm-hand became abusive,
and swore with many oaths that bo
wonld hnvo revenge. Mrs Adams was
alarmed, and begged her husband to
have the man arrested, but ho only
augbed at ber fears saying,
i.i"Oh, Buch talk never amounts to any
thing." Oue lovely nfteruoon in autumn, Har
vey bad a half-holiday, aud be wandered
alnug through the woods, drinking iu
tho beauty around him; the gorgeous
tints of tho trees, tho purple nnd gold of
the wood flowers at bis feet, aud the
dreamy blue of the sky that showed in
patches overhead.
Suddenly a sound of yoices broke the
stillness, nnd Harvey, peering tbronch
the bushes, saw the man who had work
ed for Mr. Adams, nnd another mau, still
more rough and evil-looking, lounging
upon the ground with their guus beside
them. They had built n fire, at which
tiny were cooking some rabb!ts;and as
Harvey looked, a dog bounded through
tho undergrowth and crouched down be
side it.
The men were discussing a plau which
made Harvey's heart beat so violently,
s he listened, that ho shivered with
dread lest they should hear it and dis
cover his retreat-
They bad decided to bnrn Mr. Adams'
barn, in which was stored nil the fruits
of his long summer's work, and the ex
farmhand added, contemptuously
"Since be sets such store by bis horses
and cows, it will be a mercy to send them
where they will never be abused any
more. There's 'Briridle' nnd 'Daisy' nnd
Rose,' besides tlio horses, that ought to
keep good Mr. Adams' family iu rousted
meat for somo time to come."
Tbo two wretches burst into a loud
langh at this sally, and at the same time
the branch upon which Harvey was
leaning broke with a sharp crack. Evc'n
then he might have escaped, but the dog
sprang np with n low growl, and a mo
ment later tbo unfortunate lad was held
a most unwilling prisoner.
Poor Harvey! as be looked up into the
cruel, scowling faces of his captors, he
felt that he could hope for very little
meroy from men who could deliberately
plau to roast alive unoQendiug, helpless,
auimals. Indeed, the rougher of the tw o
men advised that Harvey should be put
out of tho way at once.
"He's heard what we've bad to say,
and he'll blab. 'Dead men,' and young
ones, too, 1 tell no tales,'" be added,
grimly, seeing that bis companion hesi
tated. But we might swing for 11," objected
tho farm band. "See, here, young one,
we'll let you go scot free, on one condl.
tion. You bold up your band and swear
like I show you, not to breathe a word of
what you've beard, or by , you'll
not live long enough to eny your pray,
cr3." He picked up his gun as he spoke,
and held the muzzle against Harvey's
breast.
Poor Harvey! A sickening feeling of
fear and faiutness seemed to stifle his
breathing, aud arrest bis very heart
beats. Tbo cruel, determined faces ol
tbo men, seemed like demons, nnd be
looked around the lonely woods, then nt
the gun, and then be took the awful oath
which the man bade bim rem at, (hat be
would not reveal tuytbing they bad said,
He was at last allowei to go, and the
farm baud called alter him
"I say, young one, you can tell wheu
the deed is done, and don't you forget it.
I want the old man (o know who bis good
luck comes from;" and he added to bis
companion, "no danger of bii giving us
away, he's got uo more plnck than a
chicken, and he's scar't most to death.
Wheu Harvey reached home, supper
was laid In tbe largo kitchen. Mollis,
(be "help," was turning flannel cakes,
Mrs. Adams was pouring tbe lea, and
Mr. Adams turned from tbo sink, where
be bad been washing bis hands, and
spoke with a genial smile
"Well, Harvey, my lad, did you have
a good time? Had a nice walk, eh?"
"i'es, Bir no, sir, part of the time,
stammered poor Harvey, with snch
miserable face that the good farmer start,
ed iu astonishment, aud Mrs. Adam,
noting bis pule face nud trembling
limbs, exclaimed
"Mess tbe boy! be looks Ct to drop!
What is the matter, child?'
"Nothing," sobbed Harvey, nnd burst
ing into tears be rushed away from tbem
all, up to his owu little room uuder the
eayea.
Pretty soon Mrs. Adams bustled up
with a cup of hot tea aud some nicely
buttered toast, nnd when she fonud that
he could not eat, she bathed bis aching
head, tncked bim into bed, and even left
a motherly kits on bis cbeek.
1.00
If
Tbe kiss made Harvey feel ten times
more miserable than before. How kind
they were to biml How could be let them
be wronged out of so much of their bard-
earned propertj? Then the horses! ab!
that was the bitterest of all! "Kitty"
and "Jess," whom ho bad loved and
petted, and who also knew him nud
would wbiuney with delight whenever
be entered (be barn. He bad taught
them to bow their beads when he gave
them an apple or anything especially
nice, and now be was going to let them
Buffer a horrible deatbl Great beads of
sweat started on bis forehead, and be
sprang from his bed Intending (o ruth
down stairs and reveal tbe whole wicked
plot, but be stopped before a picture of
Uurist blessing little children which good
Mrs. Adams bad hung iu his room. The
moonlight fell broadly upon it Had
not Mrs. Adams said that God hated
liars, nnd had he uot solemnly sworn to
keep silence?
Harvey never forgot the terrible hour
tint followed. Ho beard tbe family re
tire, aud waited fearfully for any sound
outside. At last he knelt and prayed
earnestly that God should show him
some way ont;(of his (rouble. Then ho
went to the window and looked out al
the great barn.
Suddenly a thought flashed into his
mind, he stole softly down stairs, seized
the tin horn with which Mrs. A, used to
call btr husband to dinner, and lcttine
himself out, ran swiftly across tlio moon
lit space between the house aud (be
barn.
He stopped a moment to think, and
theu climbed up ovtr tbe mows nnd bid
himself iu a nook under the raltcrs.
Ono hour passed! two! narvey's cour
age seemed to ooze outnt his fiuger tips.
If they came they would surely kill him,
aud then Ab! what was that? A'
stealthy trend outBide, nud tbe great
doors creaked softly as they were shoved
apart, then a whixper which seemed to
freeze Ilarvey'a blood,
"Here; pour on plenty of lie, and''
Toot! toot! toooot!
"It's (bat devil's brat!" exclaimed one
of tbe men with a furious oath. "Help
me to find bim quick, or we shall have
the neighbors on us."
Toot! toooot! toot! toot! went tbe old
horn. Bowl wow! wowl came from the
dog iu his kennel, aud the chickens on
their roosts near by, setup a tremendous
cackle.
Toooot! toooot! tootl Tbe two ruffiaus
seeing that their game wns up, rushed
for the door, but wero met by Mr. Adams
and n crowd of neighbors, who half-
dresscd, had rushed out to discover tbo
cause of tbo commotion.
Well "Kitty'' and "Jess" were saved.
(be men were sent to prison, and to-day
Harvey writcB bis name, Harvey Adams,
with a flourinb, aud calls the farmer aud
bis wife, father aud mother. He goes to
school, and his teacher assures his proud
parents that ho Is a fine scholar, aud will
be suro to make bis mark one of (heso
days.
CHOOSING A HUSBAND.
Mixed with tbe humor and nonsense of
the following selections are many shrewd
aud valuable bints to those young laditB
whose minds are prone to thoughts of
love:
First, catch yonr lover.
Hold bim when yon have him.
Doc't let go of bim to catch every new
one that comes along.
Try to get pretty well acquainted with
him before you take him for life.
Uuless yon intend to support him,fiod
out whether ho earns enough to support
you.
Don't make up your mind that he is an
angel.
Don't palm yourself off on bim as one,
either.
Don't let bim spend bis salary on you,
thai right should be reseryed till after
marriage.
If yon have conscientious scruples
against marrying a man with a mother,
say so iu time, that he may get rid of ber
to oblige you, or rid of you to oblige ber,
as bo thinks lie&t
If you object to secret societies and to
bacco, it is better to come out with your
objections now I ban to reserve them for
curtain lectures hereafter.
If your adorer happens to fanoy a cer
tain shade of hair, don't color or bleach
to oblige bim. Remember your hair be
longs to you nnd he doesn't.
Be sure it is tho man you are in love
with and not the chtbes he wears. For
tune and fashion ate both so fickle, it is
foolish to tako a stylish buit of clothes for
better or worse.
If you intend to keep three servants
after mnrr.age. settle tbe matter before
hand. The mau who is making love to
yon may expect you to do your own
WBshlog.
Don't try to hurry up a proposal by
carrying ou a flirtation with some other
fellow. Different men are made of dif
ferent material, and the one you want
may go of in a fit of jealoosy and forget
to come back.
If you have a love-letter to write, don't
copy it out of a "letler-writer," If your
young man ever happened to consult
the same book, be would know your sen
timents were borrowed.
Don't marry any man to oblige any
(bird person In existence. It Is your
right (o suit yourself in the matter. But
remember that love is blind, and a little
friendly advice from one whose advice Is
worth having may itiBure you a lifetime
of happiness or prevent oue of misery,
Iu love affairs always keep your eyes
open, so that when the rijbt mau comes
along you may see him.
Wbtu you sei him you will reoognize
him, and the recognition will be mutual.
If you have no fault to find with him
personally, morally, politically, religi
ously, or any other way, he is probably
perfect enough to suit you, and yen can
afford to believe iu bim, hope in him, love
bim, marry bim.
a Year if Paid in Advance.
not aid in advance, $1.25.
WITH TEARS HI HIS EYES.
When John Quiney Adams and Homy
Clay were ht Gheut In 1814. in associa
tion with Albert Qallatlu, James A. Bay
ard nud Jonathan Russell, appointed to
negotiate a treaty of poaco with Great
Britain, tbey were on very intimaio terms
of frieudsbip nnd orenpied tho same
apartments. Mr. Clay was nlwnys a vey
gallant man, and iu many respects the
very opposite of Mr. Adams, who, th '
studiously politb to evtry lady, avoided
even the nppearance of familiarity. The
young girl who had charge of the rooms
of tho Peace Commissioners was very
pretty and modest, and was treated with
great respect by all of them. But Mr.
Clay would now and theu indulge In
oomplimtuts to ber beaut'-, aud on ono
occasion playfully solicited irom her a
Liss, Of course she refused thu favor;
but in relating tho incident to his at,to
ciatea ho could not forego a joke on Mr.
Adams, who had what are kuown as wa
tery or tear, diffused eyes. As Mr. Clay
repeated it, tho oouvtrsation fuilowiug
the refusal of tbo kiss rau as follows:
"I presume you would not deny Mr.
Adams such a favor?'
" Iudeed I would," she replied. " I
have just done so, and lelt bim with tears
in his eyes.''
"fescue the Perishing!"
It was a perishing buhy. The pale, puny
child lay almost lilelcss on the pillow, tho
victim of malaria aud summer complaint.
The old nurso who dropped in to give (he
ilyniL' elulil her last blessing liapioued to
ask, "Have you IrieCl I'sagr Davis's Pain
ICillkr?" They bad nut thought of it, but
got some at mice. Next day baby was bet
ter. Before the week was out ho was Wfcll.
Pain Kim.kb sayed him.
POSITION OF IRELAND.
A Western journal puts the case well
when it says that the relalious of ling
laud to Ireland are similar to those sus
tained hy a certain physician to an ob
stiuate patient. "I really don't know
what to do,'' be exclaimed impatiently.
"I have bled bim freely every day, re
duced bis strength with steam baths,
have let bim indulge in very little nourist
meut, anil pulled out nearly all his teeth,
but be seems to be worse off than ever
before.
He Has No Objection.
In d! an atoms, Ino. Tbo Hon. Daniel
W. Voorhees, United States Senator from
this State, remarks: "My opinion sir, I
haye no objection to giving. I suffered
from rueuniatism of the back, used some
St. Jaoebs Oil,wuicb gave me iustantaucoua
relief and curedine completely. I think it
a remarkable, remedy, indeed;" His can
did and courteou expression carries weight-
A WHISKEY ANTIDOTE.
We venture to say that, as a rule, the
community which will furnish tbe mist
agreeable young women will sbow the
best conducted young men. If tbo fair
daughters of Eve, with all thn advan
tages nature aud education confer upon
tbem in these days, do not make, them
selves more attractive than tbe saloons,
tbey bave only tbemselvo to blame when
they see the saloons rahlug .the young
men awny from them.
PINE TAR will kill the parasite that
causes consumption. JADVVIN b TAR
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Green corn A young bunion.
High toned The screech of an
eagle.
When a schoolgirl becomes toned
down, isn't she an ex-pert?
Positive, wait; comparative, waiter;
superlative, go and get it yourself.
If there be oue pot dearer to many
men than any other, it is tbe ace to fill a
straight flush.
JADWIN'S TAR SYRUP has stood (he
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Thomas' drug store.
A young woman who was frightened
by a little dog until she was yellow, said
it made her a "terrier-caught-her" color.
"Strike while tbe iron is hot" will
probably be tho signal used if a strike
should be ordered among the laundry
hands.
Simpson says that when be asked
tne gin wno is now tils wire lo marry
bim she said: "I don't mind," and she
never has minded.
"Emile," asked the teacher, "which
animal attaches himself the most (o
man?" Emile, nfter some reflection
"Tbe leech sir."
Student (reciting); "And- er
theu he er went and er ' Tbe
class laugh. Professor: "Don't laugh,
gentlemen. To err is human."
"Yes," said Miss Sqngglehorn, "pa
wbs a professional man, as you have
heard; be used lo draw very large
bouses." N. B. "Pa" was a building
mover.
Thk CniLnREX Lirnt It. It Is pleasant to
take, and affords immediate relief we re
fer to JADWIN'S TAR SYRUP. For sale
at Thomss' drug store
"I bave anotber,"said Mark Antony
to Cleopatra. "Why Is pride like Snm-
mer?'' Patty didn't know; then Mark
said: "Because it goeth before a Fall!"
" Yes, ' said tbe lamer, " I like my
daughter to have a beau on Ibe score of
eoonomy. If ihe didn't, some of the
family would occupy tbe parlor and burn
tbe gas."
" I know it's pretty bot here," said a
Uarlam storekeeper; " out I'm going
down to tbe beach, where my wife is, to
stay over Sunday, and ils cold enough
there!"
Tbe popular Science Monthly asks
"What are crowds?'1 It is not quite cer
tain how science will handle this ques.
tlon, but the averago common school
educated man knows (bat under some
circumstanoeB three Is oonsidrred a
crowd.
Dtar Friend Try all Hie doctors and all
th patent medicines, and after (hat if you
still live, and want lobecure, use JAD
WIN'S TAR SYRUP. It never fails to
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To euro thoso diseases tho blood roast be
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ot mercurial treatment, nud proves Itself a
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the sores (Uncharged large quantities of
ofTenslvo mutter. Every remedy 1 tried
failed, until 1 used Avisu's Saiisai-arili.a,
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118 Sullivan St., New York, June 24, 15S2.
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Tho well-known inittrtmtlie Iloiton llemld,
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