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Sold by all Ecalcrs In Medieiiu s. rOR ALL TEE TOMS oir Scrofulous, 7.1crcnrlal, nnd v" lllood BUorilcrK, llio host remedy, been use thn innvt searching ami thorough b!ood-pui ifler, is Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Sold by all Druggists ; CI, six bottles, ?S. A rUfV'I'H wnnn-il.losell Edlson'sMu". 1 13 le.il Telephone mid Killson's Instantaneous I'lnnonml Oriran .Mutle. tr.- clo..e stamp lor dlaloKUo and terms. EDISON MUSIO CO. I'hllailelh'a.Pa uec. zi'tiiC. FOR IKE PERMANENT CURE UF cwunliy Ciortipttlcn, r.nd eo rfrfil7j haa ever cou2ilecl Uio cclctratcU ICTSiriiY WOIiJ at a cure. WJiatsvcr th caurrj bev.'cvcp ctitlnato t!.o crn, tUls rcmed; j w ovdroon: it. i Pel Q r;," CtstrciBlnrrcsn-! i,tCa t,h!ak L vcrv unit J bc! !onr.iIcatcA witU ecBsiJatloJi. iridnev.1 Wcrtttro'JclifnoUio Wflicncd 7?aitJ and OvJcitly curci alt kinds cf nice even when pun!ctans nad medicine? IHrobctarai'i.ll- ! ud. VJl f you La vo cither a t these t i-ou'dicb ! Oruri'.bto.Sell Bank St. Lehighton. BJLiOOD SYRUP in healing tho above named Tho nn tcrslgned calls tho attention of his many friends ami patrons to his Largo ami l ashloniililc Stock of Spring Goods, Consisting of BOOTS AND SHOES Of every description and Style In tho Market, Including a special lino of Lady's Fine Shoes Also, a full line of I .Umbrellas, Sun Shades, Hats, Caps, BANK Strait, LEHIGHTON 'sPKicEtii.j USEE immwi INDEPENDENT LEIIIGHTON, .CAiiMN COUNTY, THE MODEL AMERICAN QIEL. A praeltral, plain young girl) Nut-afrald-uf the-raln'young girl; A poelirel posy,. A ruddy and rosy,' A helper of-self yriung glrli At-hnma-ln-lier place young'glrlj ' A never-'wlll-face' ydunx gfrl A toller serene, A lite pure and clean, A princess of ponco Voting girl. A wear.her.owridiclr young glrll . A( free Irum-a.stare young girl; Improves every hour, No sickly sunflower, A'wcallh ol-rHre sensoyoung glrl. Tlenly room In-hcr shoes young girl, No Indulgcr Ih'blues voung girl) li'ot a bang ir-het brow. Ti frutinjiiotja bow, , j She's, a just wbat.she-seetns young girl.' t Jtot a reader oMrash yoting girl; Not a cheap jewel flash young girl; Not a eipiier of rum, Not a chewer of gum; " A marvel of sense young girl. ' An early retiring young girl; An sctiye, aspiring young'glrli t A tniirnlng uilser, (J A dandy Jesplser, A progressive American girl. 1 ' A lnycr of prriso young girl; Not a turn itp'ynur hose young girl; Not given to splutter, Not "utterly utter,"' ' L But a matter oi fact young girl. A rightly, ambitious young girls iv ReJ Iips iinist-ileliciiiits young girl; i A rpurklfng clear eyo.j . . . ' Tlmts.tys, "I will try," A f iire-tn succeed young girl. An honesty courting young girl; A never seen flirting young girl; . , A qiiiefanil puro, ' A niodest, demure, i , A fit-for a-wifc young girlr . j i " I A sought everywhere young girl; A future-most fair young'girl, ( i . An everdtsrreit, , t Ve tun seldoiii meelj i This queeii-atnnng queetis young girl. A DUEL WITH PILLS'. i. Yesterday, Intently gf ziug Into n shoY.'; window ou .Ganabatruet, n feeble, white' haired old gentleman recalled memories' of n tragedy which in the hurly-burly ol' life, seems to have passed into obliyiok Iu 1817, outsldo cijl the. city proper; there was, perhaps, no more delightftij a placo ot resort than nt the- Buyon bridge. It was piir ticelieuce the (jveat KUburbau attrnctipn rit.lho lime, and, bet tween boating partit&nu the natt rs ot1h 'b.iyon, nud c.ird reunions river tlu lubl.a nf old ltiirleduc's gunibliug-sitionntiat there, the jeimetse dnrea.uf .New Oileiitix of th it day iimuaged quite cumlorlably to while nwiiy many a leismo moment. Piihslbly no two .Noting geiilleiuen eijoy- ed the quiet hospitalities of Barlrddc, mure lhiiu Alphouse ltiviere nnn Ileuti Djl.igrave; iu fact, most of their niter- naotm wcro spent iu the diuily-lightfid stloon of the old gamester, nt whose shr'lne nil the card-loving element of the city paid horn ige. Tuere was a quiot air about tho pl.ibe b it seemed almost religinns, and even the parchment-laced old man-who-rue obaiiieatly haudled the littlo ivory .bull iu roulette c.illed out Uim numbers in n upri-.sed vofce, ns if he feared to, dlsftfrh the nuiet. The faint "click" of-'-lhe 'chips", br eager players dallied wiih them was, perhaps, the loudest sound to be heard there, nad even that came to the ear in n subdued way. Ou tho floor a bright covering of matting hushed the ootstepfl,; bile nt the uindows dark yellow curtains let in only just enough light for the illumination of the gamiug table. lliviero was a dashing fellow of twenty. lv, vith a lirge ehlnte iu the parihh ot St. Jaiuen nnd n round aecouut in the old Uuiou bank. He l.nd passed sue ce-sfully through the Eeole poly tech. uique in France, and taken n bout in Algeria, nud returned to LiuUiann ns nccnmpllxhid niiil cnmpauinuable n gu- leir.an ns one onuld wish to chat with. He was fond of his horses, his win", nnd h quiet game of cards. Itifit.cd iu bis maimer nud dignified in his deportment. he was ft warm, favorite wherever h weut. and his eulry into old HnrlednoV establishment wasnlvays the signal for a cordial greeting from all who might be present. O i this particnlnr'Jnne nfleroonn Ri viere, with tho activity of. a gymnufct, leapxd from his bniigy iu front of the saloon, and, tbrncingtbe reins to Li negro servant, told him to dfiv.a .the horse into the slmdo of the pecan tret a iu tlie iard. Buitchiug ft delicate' ivory beaded cine vith a nervous, jerky mo. lion, he crotsed the broad gnller), nnd, UQauuouiiced, entered the gambling! room. Must of the player we're wrapped iniittentiou to their game, but one there was who turned his lie-y) nt theepttnuco ot the last comer. This was IJelagmv, He fill that n crisis was at baud, but even with this knowledge be did not strhe to elude its coming. That morn ing be had been., accepted ns the lover of Mdr Celtstiu, one ot the most beautilnl id wtaltby widows o tbo lower coatt, nud Kli jere, ybo tail been for the patd year her most devoted admirer, was left tn nurse his disappniutmentas an un.oc o ssful suitor. Riviere had had no hti-1-tanry in letting the world know that be wanted to marry the coquettish .little widow, and, lurther, he, iu u very plain way, gave people tbe information that be did not want interlopers paying their devoirs at the same bhrine. These mat. ters are bard to arrange exactly as one wonld wish. One finds much difilcupy iu closing all avenues of approach, for love is not unlike tbe Hiht which tie photographer in bis dark room finds so touch difficulty in keeping nut. ' It steals in. under doors, tbrongb. MUl-hidta. and Live and Let Live.' pjgggAY AUGUST 11, 1363. oven down tlie..obImney. At least so it had boeu the. case at-Mad, Geleatin's. for jenlous nnd wntohfol,,n rival nn Riviere was, Dclagrave had. made tho conquest under the very , ijeB.of the ..entnij', and tho widow had that day. .eo lufpuned tho unaucceeaful suitor. , lllvlcre wna very pnle.aa be npprpachod the group of ineti nrouud the (able. What with the " yellow lliit shlulnp tlrouttli the curtains and IiU blnodlerR appearance, be accrued rather n eUnstly corpse tlmtin living body, 'ut there waa motion and voice In him, which soon disptltod such nn illusion. As he l cured Delagriive Iho latter turned to confront him, when Riviere, with n voice that Eecuied tn come from behlud the door of n louib si id: Deln grave, we can uot live ou.this globe to gelber; It li not large enough.' Delagrnve, quietly . pnffing hi, cigar etto. In n cold and iinprt&slve tone re plied: "Ye-.! you nuuoy inc. It would be betler if you were dcadv" Klvlere's face flushed, nnd, reachlrg forward, he hid the back of bis bsnri gently Hgninst Dclpgrnvt-' cheek. Tie ganio was at once interrnplcrt. The Mp which w.is light it did rut criimon ttejoung man's cheek, was enough to c ill for blood, and leaving the house he sought au intimate friend. To him he hid opened his heart. It, mnat ban battle n outrance, Such, was the enmity between himself and Jtlvlere, only n life could wipolt out. The old doctor who bad crown up, It might be said, on tho field hbrngged his Bhould era and remonstrated, but at hist ac quiesced nud said, "Very well, IBod; il hbull bo to the death."- ' Few pcople'know what sort of ft ptrty it was driving down the shcllrond . bor dering lhyou St. John. Tno carriages hloppeil just on tlie l)r;clge leaning to tno itsliiiidj lormed there by bifurcation of the bayou, and lour geutlnnen alighted. Sav.ille, ,n well-kuowu character hero forty years ago, nccompauled itivltr. ud'old Dr.Rocquet waswitu Delagrnve. The seconds hud met privlmndy and ar ranged ' everything. Dijlasjrave, ns he sfepped 'from the carriage, looked fur tively around for Ibo case of pistols, but seeiug none, bo was a little disconcerted. AtUr wulkiiig ubout one hundred yards irotn the carnage the party stopped and (ho doctor motioned them to umironch closer. ' When they bail done so," lie c.ilk-3 them by name, nud said, "Geutlo- liltw, wnbave discussed this matter near ly nil' last night, nnd boih JI. Savalle nu'd mjself foil 'satisfied that tbire if no olulion t6 Iho differehecs between you but the death of 'one. The world is so lormed that both can not live iu it nt the fciimo " time:'' The two'lnen nodJed. 'liureiurrv tne iioctor; yre ut on, . "we have ngretd to make the nrbiJrarueLt rs till r ns possible, aud let fate deoide. lie took out n bbek morocco case and from it produced n pilbbox containing four pellets. "Oie of these,'; raid he, "contains ft positively fatal dose ol prussic ncjd, the oilier three ore harm less. Wo have ngrped that each Bhall swallow two tf the pills, and let destiny ,dici1e." Svuile inclined bis head Bnd s dd, as the representative ol Riviere, he .igreed.. Tie two men wtro pale, almost blood lets, but uot a nerve tremlLd t r nits 1 contracted. "Gentlemen,' said the doctor, "we wi; to-sforthe first pill." Htvalluoalled out "tuils,'' as the glittering gold piece revolved ia tbe air. It fell iu u btiuob u! grass, tbe blades of which, being sepir ated, showed the coin with the revttsed. Goddess of Liberty uppermost. "JI Delagrave, you have the first choice," said the duetor. Reposing in tho little box, the four Utile globes seemed the counterpart o each other, Tho closest scrutiny would not develop tho slightest diQsrtnci Nature nloiie, through tbe physiological ulembic of tho huuian toniacli,.cau tell ,of tlii tr properties. In one there rests tho pull ol oteruity, the struggle fc r breath, the failing of right, the pannr iiuin of year-! rushing in nu liistaut tbrongb the mind, tho siknee nnd peace of sleep for evtrmori', the ccnniony, th buriaKcase, (he solemu cortege and th closo. noisome atmosphere of the crave, All these wero contained in one of these tittle pellets. Delngrjivc haviug won the first choice, stepped forward and took n pill. -Vt'llh n calmness which was (rigid lie placed it on Us tongue nud with a cup of claret, banded him by tbo dootor, washed it down. Aud now, JI. Riviere." said the doc. tor. Kiijere evtetided his hand itnd took a pill. Like his opponent, h allowed it. The twj men stood looking one an oilier in the face. There was not qniver to tbe eyelid, not a twitch lo muscle. Each wis thinking of himself as uell as watching hi adversary. On minute pjiRed. Two minutes passed Three. Four. Five, l,Now,gentlemen,' said the doctor in solemn tones, "it i time to make a final drawing.' This was tbe fatal chance. Both men were ready for the cast of the di, Sa. villa tossed tbe gold piece aloft, nnd th iloct,or cried out "Heads. "lleacs was, aud Delagrave look a pill from the box, leaving only one. "Now, said th doctor, "the remaining one is for yon Yoq will please swallow them together. Tbe two men raised their bands nt tbe same time nnd deposited tbe pills on tbeir tongues nnd took a draught ol'tluret, One second passed, and there was no movement. Two second', and neither stirred. Then "Good God!'' exclaim id Riviere, bis eyes starting from tbeir sockets. He turned half around to the 1un to. 1 l.ld i.nnitii nliov-A hia lirml I and shrieked a loug. wild shriek that belated travelers even to ibis day say they hear on the shell road, near tbe island. He Ml prone to tbe eattb. and, save SI. 00 If neryons contraction of the umseles of the face, there wan no movement. DfUgraYo took him by the hand ns lie lay on iho damp 'grata, nnd Raid iu h ender Voice! "I regret It, but it was to be." The frirjornl was one' of the largest ever seen in New Orleans, nnd for weelfs tlio'cafts were agog with tho p.tory of the 'duel. Tho txnttllul widow, horrified lit the nfT.ilr, would never see Delagrave nlterward, and is now n happy graud mere onOtron Ltfourche, having mar. rfed a wealthy planter two years alter the fatal event. Delagrave, weighed down with the trials of'an unhappy life, wrinkled nnd tottering, strolls down Canal street ot warm ntternootiR, agisted by n negro Mrinnt. Having n bare competency he has uever actually suUered liom want; but he shows evidence of great meutal angnish. The Bight of n pill-box will ltiAkn him shudder, and tho taste of olar et'iiill glvo him convulsions. rBESlDENI3.&ND THEIR TAILORS. Hcttr Presidents Drcjs-Storlcs of Oranti Hayes, Garfield and Arthur. A fashionable tailor established him self in.Wnshit'gton during Grant's term, and his experience dates Irom that time. We have never ibtgtin to sell ns many ilotbes here since Grant went out dfol- fice,"saldbo the'other day, "I mide II of Grant's clothes. Hs was very lib eral and easy to. please. The public men f bis time were great buyers of clothes. It was n common thing tor a Senator or Jlembtrf t buy a dis-sn suits a jrenr. Grant's Cabinot people were very retsy." How was it under HaytsJ" 'We never did but oje job forlliyes. That knocked him cold. Ha came down one hotaummer day il tiring his first year u the UUeo nnd ordered us to make him thin sick coat out rftbo best grus graiu silk. Tho material was expensive. It cost us exaOlly S23 to get up that coat. We had heard that bo was close, aud, ns we wautid to intch his trad?, we rut the prico nt S23. That panljzed hiiu. 0b, how be did kick! But he paid the bill. bat was tho last oideMve got Irom him. Ha bad the rest of his clothos chopped out for bioi by his old-tailor iu Frtmout. Ho sent his boys to us. tor rcady.made suits, but'we nevtr made any mouey cu the ..White' House uuder him. We bad some of his Cabinet on cur books, but there was very little dressing under Hjjcs. The purchase of clothes by pub- to men full. off CU pr oent. I never ex pect ngatn'to see bo much- moury spent in my shop ns wbeu Grant was Presi dent." "How was G il field?" lie was a vry careless dresser. lit; did not bVtVf, lhtic-h' taste. lie was rather low pay when he was in Congress, but wbeu ho got into the White House he begau to buy a mucb better grade ot clothes and to pay grtnttr attention to bis dress. Too day be was shot be had on a very handsome suit we made for him-price SCO." Do you dp much for Frcsident At- thin?' Not a dollar's, worth. Ho does bus! nejs with bis oiii taller in ew lorn tho man who makis bo suits for the memh ts. of the coaching club. Ho is a veiy high-priced man. He does uol nako the plajntst busiuesa. suits under 570. He was over bere the tber day to tale an Order for the President, He jmii he did not care anUbing for the Tresi tent's trade. lie was so burd to suit. Hu took up twenty pairs of trousers the othir day, made the.I'residsnt's measure, and spent no hour with hitu trying tbeui ou belore he conjd find a pair to suit, Hesivs the only wiy lie can. get along with the President is to be right lip and down with him. One day Arthur spoke very sharply to him about tbo fit of a ooat, and tho tailor turned bis back on bim. At lcust ho said he did. Iheu tbe President said: Oil, coma now, don't, take any of. Tense, I cau't nffml to quarrel with yon.' "Von see n first class tailor i pretty independent mm; hut while be is par ticular with the President, he is very oiireless wilh the work lor the President's servants. We used to furnish the Wbiu- House liveries, but tbe job goes to the New York nnu now. The new livery coats of the Prrsidi lit n coachnun nnd lootnien. made ol cream color baminer cloth, cost S125 apiece, but, God bltss yon! they are tho worst fitting things over saw, except the clnthes the Fremont ,t$lor used tn chop out lor Hs-yei." - A sonburst the heir loaded. A train r cfetr the mule. Hoists .ire now wearing poln-nelhs A good u ime for ft gossipy woman is Liz-. C iniiihnls hare been known to cat their "fodder. ' A burst of cor-fldence Failure of a savings bauk. When man sita on a watermelon it is a mussed melon. Can't get drnuk on atei? Nonsense! G) on a yachting-.trip nud see if you can't. ' ' When n young man wants to protect n young lady, he naturally puts his arm or round her. The man wilh the blggett bible in his window U not always tho safest pel soa to give credit to. If n mm who laues n mortgage is ft mortgagee, it doesn't follow that u uiau whj takes a gost is a goatee. "Great danger is often feared less deo little ones," says TJuole Mose, "A oow'll git onten de wy quicker fur horse den she will fur a railroad traiu.' Tho consciousness of wrongdoing is to the soul what n lorgolten peG iu n bwot i to tbe foot, 'ton ain't be happy units you do something about it, Why not subscribe for tbo Cisj: Aotcir.onl,l.pvrnuujv.? . . . a Year if Paid in Advance. not paid in advance, $1.25. WISE AMD 0THEHV7IBI Singular rp'.tiptr "Gonenl Tom Thumb is dead. IVscn to his ash." "Oh, where shall I find nst''' sang n lovely poetess. Why, darling, grt n position as sileswomAii in n storo that doesn't adyerllsr. The light 6f friendship N liko the light of phoRphorns- seen liliiintat when all nronnd is dark. He "Jlayl cullynu reveng.?" She "Whj?" He " Itecunse revenge is so sweet." She "Cirtalnly vou niRV. tiro- vtded, however,, yon will let mo cull yon Vengeance.'' Ho "Aud why would vou call rue. Vengeance?" She "1! cause Vfiigeance is mine." And she bcciine his lu a few months alter. "Djn't be afraid," said a snob to n Girmin laborer, "sit down nnd make yourself my equal." "I would luff to plow my prain oat,' was the reply of tbe Teuton. You can't make bay whlio tho sun shluffl, If you flirt wilh grass widows. Disoan cs: A well dressed gentle- mm sauntered up to a Btreot-car driver on Austin nventio to ask him what time it wa, whn the driver, with an cmphs tlo gesture, called onl: "Kern nwnv rmi that mul-. He kicked at ft dnde yesterday, n&isu't.afraid of anybody.'" Dir is mtny a rule whit won't work hoth ways. Whiskey will produce a headacho but a headache won't produce whiskey.. "The idea of pulling Juhnon a juryl'1 excIAimed Jlrs. Totnpkln, when she heard that 'her husband had been drawn. 'They might ns well order a new trial right-off. They won't got John to agree on a verdict. He Is tVe most obstinate man I ever siw. I never knew him to' agree with his own wifo in anythiug, nnd it isn'l at all likely he's going to ngr'e willi people he don't know anything about. A pretty iuryram.ru 1st"' Tn the weakest place;, "(ion! morn- inc, Jfr. Smith; how are y.-in?" "Nnd ad all we'l. Ihag .inn. I've fearful code id by head." "It's a strange thing about mlds. isu't it?" "How do' vou bead?" Why. 'they always settle iu the weakest place."' , Iu Knston; 'Siy. pis," remarked the high school girl's brother, "yon ought to see a new chap we've Rot nt the store; he don't know bi-ans." "Can I never teach you to use proper lauguagi J" iu qufred the high school girl, severely; ' You should not say, He dor.'t know bean's, but 'He is not fiuGlciently (vorsed in botany to recognize the matured ovule ol a common legumiuons plant." rEiwt Cooi'ta, once eaidi "In nil towns 'where a newspaper is published every man jdiovjld, ndvt.rtise tn it, evtn if nothing more than a card stating bis nAnieund pnsjnew, be'ls engaged In. It does hot bniyp.Vy the. "advertiser, but it lets penplo nt a di-tnnce know that tbe town you reside in is a crospcrous com munity saf business men. Asiheseed is sown so tbo fruit recompenses. Never pull down your sign whilo you expect to do bualuois," BiUr.nrdetlc says that his invalid wife made him all he is. "That's right?" mutters the' woman's J0unf.i,; "blume it nll'on your wife." Tiio parasol question; Befcre mar riage "Excnsu me. George. Did, my parasol hurt yon?" "Oh. no, my dear It would be n pleasure if it ilid," Al'ler marriage "Great heavens! Third was never n womau under the suu that knew bow to carry a par.isd wltbont scratch ing a felloa s .es out." "And there uiver was a utnn that kuew enough to walk on the' right side o( u woman wilh a parasol." ' I'berj isn't any right tsido to a woman with n parasol." A "uhlslling buoj" has been placed in tbe ocean nt Southeast Ledge. That' right. Tbero ia ft number of whistling biys in this town who thorld also be placed in tbe oceau as near the bottom as possibles- Tho restaurant on tbe Like Shrro Road at ashtabula ir kept by a veteran baker. A sprightly young Ir.ivi ler com plained of one of tho pies tbe othir day. Tne old man became angry. "Young man,'" said he severely, "I made pies be fcre jou wero born." "Yts," nsponded tho traveler, "I kiu-ss this must be one- of those s nne pies." Au Erie, Pa., paper prints' a plnry about a minister iu Alercer who cured a dog or paralysil by pr.ijliug over it fur an hour, We elou't doubt ir. A prayer yu hour loin,'. Ii.v Hume prenehera, would make a wooden. dog get up nnd walk, -"Ilia bent has turned over nnd diowuod your son," said a man, up. preaching a fisldt g party, and ad less-, ing nn old gontltnun, "Great Good ness," txclainied thr old gml, liutbting iuto tears, ' lis was my hop in Mis life. He war Hie best biiv in tbe pliee; aud beside that he had Ihe bait cup with him." FIFTEEN H0U23 A DAY. List wt,ek, n u engineer unit ullriluau ou an English looi m-divji had breu ut work filteen hours, urevious to whioh they, bad been out all Light on a spree, The cousiqucpce was lhat they fill aileep sitmil.nitaneouy nt tholr posts wnile ou a rapid run, and, as their loco motive nan nn train aitaolteti, tbere was nobody to discover the danger mil il they dashed past ntdrirng where they should have stopped Then word was telegraph .l ahead, and they wt ro awakened by torpedoes nn the rails. Fright in the Farm House: Family alt taken rn-k ut nilcni. Unusual symptoms. Seemed like imieonlng. What could it br? ' What had lliey eaten ? Was It arsenic In the soup? Was it KrycSinna in the coflcet Was It rats' bsne In Ilia pie? None if lhee. The cistern had not been cleaned for a lone time. The family had been drinking impure water. They might have .bed., inly thatthry,,,V Pm.t Davis' P.jx" KlLr.tR. Fsnillr w.lL ', lnn Vuiir t sppA T.vrrlwij. plwe-t. ' The Carbon Advocale. An Independent Family Newippr Published every . ATb'RDAl, in Lehighton, Orbou Co.,Fa.rby IIAltltV V. iliOK'riflAIF.Ht Onwit-iiARWAY, mjBort dmtiiee a bet tho Lclilfth Volloy n. It. Df is,!. Terms: $1.00 wMm in Adrace itsiit ntaciirrtiON or rut A.b fakcy Job Printing AT ViJUT LOW WHJ 8U0KIKO NOT ALLOWED, The i'iii.1 .it one 01 the N.w York evening papirs walked into tbe cliy de partment em l.ot Wtlheat)ay moruing, says the Washington (Itt-mi. The city editor had Just llgt'te'l" e"pipe ofKllli' kinlc, start hever.tl ol the" reiirterh were ei'j'iyiiiB 'eiiru cobs," preparatory ttigo lug out on the war-pnlli nft'er Irtiirders, iusnranco fstlures, mid either evtnts lie cessary to progressive civllir-stimi. i'b editor In old f looked nt the smokers, made a rnf.Id tnentnl calculation of the number Of cubic feet of nir being adnl tera.td with smoke, and saldt 'Geutlenieii, the "order Is " thatf no smoklL-g will be allowed dnrlpg ofilas hours. Hid. iking sfferts the "lungs, ir ritiiliH the air paBsagesiud prevents rueu of nbillty Irom making a good nw- pnperr." The city edlt( r blushed, threw hit plpa out of the Nvindnw, and all tbe reporters were rrlnelalilly prepari'-g In' Inliem bis exa'mplo.Wheii a modest littlo jack-rabbit of a fellow, who bad only 'been on the) paper three da, jumped out of a oanei bottomod chair, and, walking boldly up to the chief, said: "Excuse uij but are von the head of this tstubllnl.uiettl?'' "I nm." "Allow me to congrntnlate- you. -sir,' My lathf r, w ho is a postmaster in Orange County, says yon hfr a good nnu but I think you are wrong ubout smoking. History is ngaiustjou, sir, and I'll prove it." This wns raid in an easy flow of breath and to the ,istoniliment of the city edis tor and reptrters. The chief himself was eidciiiily too surprised to knock the young man into the ash-box and order the janitor to remove bim to lbs street. Observing tbe profound silence, the yennff uiau continuous "I see you want proof, Dickenv. Thnckcray nnd Byron smoked, and did. uot need n plumber to fix their air mim sages. Then li;ere were Jlilton t,you have) head of Milton, the fellow who wrote the) 'story about Adjm and KveJnudScoit.tbe boss poet. Both of them smoled, and their mucous membranes were as good as new when they died. You may say Ibese are exoeptlona. Well. Addison, smoked, so did Charley Lamb and Campbell. History Rays nothing about their nerves being shattered. Bat these, nright and glorious names are cot all, for Burns and Locke, Scott and Dan, Webster. John Quincy Adams nnd. Hen- ry Clav, Andrew Jackson and old Grant himself all smoked, and never died with their bnots.on. These are but a few" of tho smokers, aud if yon will listen a "" At this juccturethe fire alarm sounded : the oditor jump d to bis desk, while 'tbo veterans went down stairs four Btcps at a jump, leaving the yonng chap from Orango Ccutity in a whirl of speculation ns to the probably result of bis. power. All doubts wero removed on the follow ing day, when be was made assistant to the baso-ball reporter nt a salary of flvn . dollars a week. TE2 EDUCATION OF CHILDREN. L-JUise Alcott, who bas written so oharmiogly nnd suggestively on the edu cation of children, has. now a chance to put her theories into practioe. When her sister JIary died in Paris (be left jiltle daughter whom Louise has adopted and will educate in accordance with ber plan of bringing up children. This plan she stales us lollows; "Health cornea first, nnd an early knowledge of truth, obedience and stlfcontrol; then such necessary lessons as all must learn, and later such accomplishments ns taste and talent lead her to desire; a profession or trade to fall back upon iu time of need, that she may not b, dependent or too proud to uoik fur bread. No lute bourK, unwholesome pleasures and dress,, no . mixing of school aud flirtation, but sim ple amusements, daily duties, nnd a pur pose in lira to kep tbem girls at heart, , ev(;n wbilo preparing for tbe work and bappinestpf woman.' OLD UAID3 AND CLOVEE CHOPS. Professor Hox'ry quaintly rrmatks somewhere, that the fertility of tho clo ver iu any district ultimately depend, in pirt upon tho number of old maids. Fit the eluvrr. is fertilized by the bumble beer; but the bumble bees, sgalu, nro Creatly tblnucn by harvest-mior; and tbe harvest-mica in turn Bre mnch devoured by cabe, and the cats, finally, are chiefly kept, by old maids. The more cats, therefore, the fewer harvest-mlre, and the fewer harvest-mice tbe more bets. WEALTHY JtJDQES. WIMi only iwir exceptions lheJiir"ce of Ihe Snpriras Conrt are wealthy. Jinlao Illiiehfnrd is worth at least 513, 030 000. nud has no edill Iren noboiy lint his wife and self; Judfl Matthows is worth, at a very low estimate, S300.0CO; Wemd, $100 000; Weiilr, S250.tHKJ; Fie-'d. 4751,000; .Tnde Gray, 3150,000, aud be is an eil.l bichelor; Bradley, $500,000, Judts Jlillor and Harlan re both pofr men. Their ouly Inwrae is tbeir salary. S you see we have, tbe enormous sura ot SIC, 050,000 represented by sevrn menrrr the Supremo bench an average of f2,. 115,000. THE 8TH0N0E3T MAN IN THE v02Zl. Angehi Oi.rdeli. a Nevsd miiu-rt, cl.uiin to In the strongest mm in th world. HIm bones are all eitraordiisrr. ly massive, thougb be weighs but 133 pounds. He. can lift 100 pounds with one finger. HELL OATE. A lady from Lmiou upon entering lbs Eist nivc-r. ou Uard of a Sound al earner asked the uames of tbe large Institution as they pvsed, aud feeling a warm cur rent of air sweepiD off from shore rr marked it. At tbis mnuwit ber Inform. ant said: "And this is Heil Oat.' -1 r hnn f h t n miiM, 'i.KBh.ll.a , . J"""9 -i-ii.Mriifo tvr tbo Arj. cats.