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Attorneys.
A- SNVDl-ll,
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ATTORNEY AT LAW.
(JrricB -Comer of Bank Strest & llankway,
2nd building oIiotu the Carbon Advocate
Printing Olllce.
May 19, 18S3in6J LEtUailTON.
-yr m. lursiiEit,
ATCOllNEY AND COVJNSEM.OH AT LAW,
Dist Stiitl,LinlORron,rt.
......-.- n.n..iu li Willlloriud
Ball Rial K.tale. Convej anting .iratl) done Cor
setlnn promptly made. Kttllng Ksia m.i
Sd.ntsatpMialty. May b. consulted lii
BdUsrman. M;v.i
Physicians and Dentists.
REMOVED.
W.&.M.SGi0le)fSiciaii&Siire:ii1
;,yuffltVi!rs
formerly occupied by A J
where ho will io pleasnd to see his friends
u, ! patrons. OPOB in .tll(N : from
6 to 0 o'clock P. M. March 341
T-H. VY. W. HKBKlt.
physician ANii stmoEON.
MAIN STREET. PAIlItYVILLH Pa,
May bo consultod In tin Enallsh or Herman
Linguaxc. March 21. I'M.
a. r.r.nu.vMEii, si u.,
' rllYSICIAN AND SUIIOKON
Ppwlm .ttentlon psH to Chronic Plisasus.
rtfflM: South Ksst eorner Iron anil 2nd t.. le
hlMon,P.. AprP 3, 1875.
-jsq- J. KKBEK, SI. I).
XI. 8 Kiamlnlng SorRton,
PBAOTtCINO P1IYSIUIAS and SUKORoN.
Oi'.Ftrsj llantSticct. ItEilKS'k llt-OCK. LcaiKll-
'"jl'a' "bo consulted In the Derm -n I-niguajic.
Nov. 3'.
D
K. C. IV. UOWEIt,
PHYSICIAN AND SUROEON.
May bo consulted In tho Herman or English
:. nuugc.
HirnrK 'i,pnslte Durling's Drill store,
IiAMtSt., Lehlghton. Pa. Jan. lt-yl
W. A. Oortright, D.D.S.,
OFFICK : Oppsltrtlni "omwlway House,"
Mauch Chunk, Pa.
Patients hive ths lienBt of ttio latest Im
pniroinents In mi luiill.il appliances an I
Sim i.Aat mnilii l .r i riituiint In all surirlcul
NiTitiitls-o.ttliE administered II
desired. If piuid-de, purs.ms rcsldtna; uutsldo
if Mauah Chunk, should m iko engagements
by mall. J
JL CONVEYANCER,
. AND
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT
The MlowinA Companies are IlepreseBted:
LKitAN )S MU I'UAf. l'ltli:
ItliADIMI MUTUAL KllIK,
WYOMINO 1'IHIJ.
i.n rTvii.r.r. l-'irtr?.
I. .'Ill IKU l'l t. and them S V
j:m:u- acmu :st ixhuuasuk,
ai..i v..mnvlv.inli and Mnlnal ItorM llilrt
eti-o'ivr and lii-urame Cuniimny.
Mnrcn.ln IJloi. K.lMKllbll.
pARBON HOUSE,
J. W. KAUDBN'llUrSH, I'KOI'fllETOll,
IIANKSt., r.KIIIOHIOX, l'A.
t).. n.nBAv irn Mie t.trers Hrst-class acenm
inii latliins to Iho Tr.ivollnit public. Iloirdlnn
by iho lliy r Week on Ileasinmblo Terms,
(lhoico Olirars, Wines and l.lnuora always on
hand, uonl SlicK nni Miaoics,
. wlih alter
IIvj Hostlers, iitaihod.
April 10-yl
TD.VCKKIITOS HOI'hli.
JlliuMy between Mauch Chunk & lA'hlshton
IiKUPOM) MEYEIl, Pntiruimon,
Packerton, Pcnn'a.
This wsll known Imlrl Is admirably refilled
and has the bostacciiininiiiUllon lor iii-rnian
ent an I transient irumers. r xcoiirin m"io
and tho very boat llipinra. Also Itiiertihle
aitac.ie.1. sept. 10-yl
Livery & Sale Stables
UANIC STIlBBT.l.KltlGIITON,
FAST TROTTINU HORSES,
ELEGANT CARRIAGES.
And positively I.OWEU I'HICT.i thin any
other Livery in tho Cuantv.
Tjireanrt hindsonio t'anlaies (or Pancr.il
purposos and Weddluss. D.IA'IU i:UI'.UT
Nov. 22, im.
RAUDENBUtSII
Respectfully announces to tho puyio 'hi ho
has opened a NEW LIVERY HU In
connection with his hotel, and Is prtpir.nl to
furnish Teams for
FauBrals, TOta
Business Trips
on shortest nolleaand most HberaHerms. All
orders left at the "Carbon House"' will receive
prompt altontltin Stable on North S'reet,
next the hotel, Eehlxhton, )aiiV2-l
PATENTS.
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MissALVENIA GRAVER
f'Formerlv Mro. Wohr & SistorJ
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If w
1 t irr. 3,1,
S . . I I .
STORE, from SOUTH Street, into tho new building next
door to Dr. Itobcr's Block,
Bank Street, Leliig'liton,
and that has Just received from tho City a largo and elegant assortment of the very
Latest Styles of Spring and Summer
Comprlslos HATS. IldNNETS. PLUMES all Shades. FI.OWEHS. RltlllONS AND
Kin ION'S which (he Is uflerlnx to I he iadks in pins Hilly as li.w as lliesamo art
icle can lis buut-'ht r.,r In the cilks. Call and cjuinlnc. No iroublv to thuw goods.
Agent foi tl o lothlehom Steam Dyo Worlco.
Remember, Miss ALVENIA GRAVER,
Next
April 21, 1333-ml
Spring Aanoiineoiaent S
4e., &e. Our Young Ladies and Oentlemen will find It to their advantage to give him
a call lefore purchasing elsewhere, as they will find the J1LST SELECTED STOCK In
Town AT 110TTOM PRIDE?.
Oil Post Office Mm,
April 14, lWJ-ly
A FEW HINTS
TOR THE DSE OF
Dose. To more tht bote
tit etnllr, 2 to 4 Pilli;
thoroughly, 4 Io 6 JHUi.
Ezptrlence wKrfedrfe the
proptr thit In each case.
For Constipation, or Gostlrcnesa, no
remedy Is so effeatlvo as Aykr's TiLts.
They insure regular dally action, and ro
etore the bowels to a healthy condition.
For Indigestion, or Dyspepsia, AVER'S
Pills are Invaluable, and a sure euro.
Heart-burn, Loss of Appetite, Foul
Btomncli, Flatulency, Dlztlness, Head
nelie, NurabSress, Nausea, are all rollered
and cured by Aykr's Tills.
In I.lver Complaint, lllllous Disorders,
ncd Jaundice, AVer's Pills should bs
given In doses largo ououbIi to exclto tho
liver and bowels, and remove constipation.
As a cleansing medicine In tho Spring, these
Pills are unequalled.
Worms, caused by a morbid condition of
tho bow els, nre expelled by these PILLS.
Eruptions, Shin Diseases, and Plles
the result of Indigestion or Constipation, are
cured by tho uso of Avr.u'a Pills.
For Colds, take AVer's Tills to open
the pores, remove Inflammatory secretions,
and allay the fever.
For Diarrhoea and Dysentery, caused by
sudden colds, lndlgcstlblo food, etc., AVER'S
Pills are the true remedy.
lUieumntlom, Gout, Neuralgia, and
Sciatica, often result from digostlve derange
ment, or colds, and disappear on removing
the canso by the uso of Ayer's Pills.
Tumors, Dropsy, Kidney Complaints,
and other disorders caused by debility or
obstruction, oro cured by Ayer's Pills.
Suppression, and Painful Menstrua
tion, have a safe and ready remedy In
ER'S PSLLS.
Full directions, In various languages, ac
company each packsgc.
PREPARED TIY
Dr. J. C. Ayer&Co., Lowoll, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists.
A fW'rC! wanted, to sell Edlsnn'sMu.
"UU I O io.il Telepliono and Edison's
Instantaneous Claim and Oman Muida. tie.
close rlii nip lur eilalotiue and terms.
EUISU.V MUSIO CO., PlilladeIhin.Pa
dee. 21.iue.
GOASQTSf ATEO,
routilry .13 Constiv.tlbii, r.ad 3 rsr.viir
txp'j ever r'ji.Ma tan cc.wLtsim, vviirc
jWOUT r.a car. Vhctcvcj? the caw
.howcrer cVeUr.ftto Cw cc, tL t cu:cui
Wali fvcrcom it.
crt i'-ro-.fftbe',j tHa werlrewpd rorta ai.d
51 --?iwy cures a.i ere 11 wni
uhyitlciara nrlcl rnediilut havotefTttC;!-1
rcspcctfnlly announces
to lier friends and tlic
ladies generally, that
she has removed her
I Millinery
& Notion
to Reber's Block, Bank St.
Tho nn terslgned calls tho attention
of his many friends and patrons to bis
Largo and tashlonnblo Stock of
Spring' Goods,
Consisting of
BOOTS
AND
SHOES
Of every description and Style In the
Market, Including a special line of
Lady's Fine Shoes
Also, a full line of
Umbrellas,
Sun Shades,
Hats, Caps,
m.i
BAM Street, LMGHTON
INDEPENDENT"
LEIIIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY,
ATLAST.
She tips lo nml-fm In the obi rocking ehalr.
Ilcr forehead is wrinkled, and nhita Is her
hair,
White lier gramlclilMten romp in a turbu
lent Hi rong
She reads the fond words of a lender love-
song.
That love song w as writ her oue sunshiny
dav,
When her heart was as light as tho breeirs
in May,'
When her figure was-graceful, herpheek
like a ruse,-
Ami never were spectacles perohel onhcr
nose.
The lover Hint wrote her thai sonnet, alas,
Has peacefully slept 'ncnth tho loug.tangled
grass
or vcars -and the words or his eloquent
lay
Miss Violet" reads forthe first time to-day.
You ask why that pnom thus lingered un-
seen?
Re had sent il that time to a great maga
zine,
And the publishing man let the musical
waif
Unprinleil remain flfly years In the safe.
WISE AND OTHERWISE.
Cowardly: It was milier cnwnrdly in
the apoplexy to strike a lllllo fellow like
Tom Thumb.
Old RODg revised: "Jolin Browu'a
body lies mnnlderiup; iu tbo ground, ut
tho Q icdii'h kneoH limpf dr ou."
An old slory expt lined: "Tho' boy
stood on the burning deck." Ilo had
probably boen sent ou an errand find told
to hurry back.
School discipline: Fori y-six per cent.
of nil the school children iu Austri i Inn e
black ryes. This speaks well for tbedis-
iplino of Iho pity-ground.
Political: Tue City Marshal ofDmlRn
ty, Kansas, will be a candidate fur re-
ulec'.ioo and base bis claim upon tho fact
that bo bns killed a con boy at a distance
f three l.uudrod vards.
A enl.tmity: 'Pleiso to give me
soinetMof-, nil?' says nu old woman. 'I
,id a blind child; ho was my oulynicaj.s
f subsistence, and tbo poor boy has re
covered bis sight!"
FiudiTcon in society: "Your sister
as a sweet mouth, Mr. lirown. remark
d Mrs. Smith. "Ys,'' addod Friider
in, anxious to, my something nppropri
to, 'Mud such a large month, too.
Every nioulli was (.but immcdiitily nuil
.iiders'in n iabed hi budii I opened his.
Mr Muud.ine's son' "Clnrles", said
Mr. Muud.uie, "you ennnot hopeto sue
d in the way vou nro g(iii)g. You
bniild take.ndvaiilage nf yoiy,?ppoftilii
Hies. "I'ather," replirrl 'Mro young
man, his breast heaving with' epjoliop,
I hope I am ton much of a genlkinau to
Inko udvan ngc of anything."
Rtligious observances: There is a-
beaulilnl practice common throughout?
portion of Mexico for litllo children to
Ucfl btfore a htrangir and pray that lit
mty havo a safo jonrnry. And the fath
ers of tl e children have n practice, not
si beautiful, of "lylu' for" tbo elrnuger
in ibo fonet with a jack kuife. twoftjet
long.
Maddcnine: Colbge pludents den't
pleaso as table waiters. Whin y-u call
one n niiserable jickiinfor spilling the
i-oup down your back and giving you. a
It-cellar filled Willi sugar, be of cour,c
m't answer back, as it is nqtiinst the
rules of tbo hotel, but he can say some'
thing to another waiter in Greek which
you can t unclerstaud, bnt which yon reel
ura is horrible abuse of yourstif, aud it's
awful maddening.
A prayer cxphiutd: "Why," asked
a governess of her Utile charge, "do we
pray to GoJ to give us our daily bread?
Why don't wo ask for four or iiycdnjs
or u week?" "Recanse wo want it freob,'
replied tho ingenno is child.
Uostou browu bread: A Pcruyian
living iu Milau lias made a clock entire
ly out of bread. Fogg ba)S bis landlady's
biscuits would mako excellent weights
tor clockwork, but ho doesn't believe
)OU could ever get them up after tbe
bud ouco run down. We should rube,
however, frcm what Fogg says, that
those biscuits are run down pretty often.
Complimentary' "Wlnt sorter pic-
tur do yon call that?" asked an Arkan
mis farmer, pointing to a tfrr.i-cotta lir.st
nl Charles Dickens. "Tlifct is a bust of
Cbarlts Dickens." "Intended to lrok
like him. nin't It? ' Oh. yesf "Wall. 1
can sympathize with him, for I lived in
the swamps a long time royiflf. Zoning
bow bilious be must have been when that
thing wos tuck."
-Dining by tbe almanac: "Subscrib
er asks "Can yon explain why so many
people who are not Catholics make It a
print to eat fl.b on Fridays?" Yes; it is
hcciuse Friday Is the only day In the
week when fbb. can be found, in tbe
m rkct.
Fogg back from bli vacation: Speak
ingofaswell dinner, where the ladirg
were being dressed extremely decol
letle, lorebody remarked that on
tho table were all tbe. delicacies of the
season. '-Yes," said Fogg, 'Mnd H sorts
of indelicacies around H."
The fair thing: "Knw, Mr. Over
charge, what will it cost (o have bot and
cold water put all tbrnnb my bou?"
"Well, I cau't give a very close rslimtle
nntil tbo job U completed. I will do tbe
fr.lr thing by yon, thongh," So the
plumber went to work and three mouths
later I e owned the bouse.
Why they do not speak: "Oh, good
rooming, my dear, I m so pi id tn re
yon; but you musttxense mo if I keep
right on racking. We go Io tbe seaside
Ibis afternoon." Ob. my, bow could
you!" "Ye, the seaside. Cicely, dear.
It is so charming, the brr'czs Is so brae
Ing and " "Yes, bnt bow bedrabbled
oue looks at tbe seaside. Sut thru you
always did look belter with your dresses
l!m sy lopsey." For soros reason there
is a pttfect inriiflerHne on the part of
these friends as to where each got.
XSiiSSls'uw ''77tj it
Live and Let Live."
PA., SATURDAY, JULY
ANIMAL INTELLIGENCE.
Facts TekdiSo To-Tnnow Lioht on the
Question "Do I)cDni"'jte.voN."'
A very pretty little dudine of Fifth
Avenue is mnoh admired by the Dudes
lu the neighborhood, aud it has been ob-
sorved on several occasions thut she ap
peart d to bo nblo to discriminate between
them, nud liot .nuly show a preference
fur ouo dude over another, but Is able to
rcoogufze the. dude abe likes after an
interval of separation. It U said, abo.
that In aceepllng tho. jittontlnm of brr
dudo wooers, sbo shows a pcouliar mimi-
cry of the coojiuUUU ruauncra of burnt n
girlj.
A dudelet lxlougtng to tlie.Brnnswtck,
allhongh very young, l.as shown several
Btartling signs of intelligence. TIjq oth
er day n stick with a plated heel was
substituted for its- regular cane, but the
pretty llttlo creature, after .sucking at
the imitation silver bead for a few minu
tes cast it aside aud showed its dirgnst
almost ns phlnly as a humau bilng
could have ln.iuifestod that. feeling. It
appeared comparatively contented when
permitted, to suck a silver spoon; but it
was uot wholly Itself again until its lie
loved stlver-kuoQcd stick was re-tored.
A dead dudo neatly stuffed with 8iw
dust is au utt taction in a Fifth Avenue
loiUr's window, and its presence there
draws the living dudts in Hooks, The
htaud outside tho window, ofton iu the
heat ot" tbe sun, and gszo for hours at
their muuinitued companion. It has
been shrewdly surmised that they admire
its statiietqne 'Immobility, ami frun some
psculiar motions through which many of
them go, Sir John Lubbock, tho grent
English authority on outnmology, ba
hazir'dedtbe copjeoture that they wor
ship tbo dummy ns n superiir bring
This may seem incredible; bat tbe eye of
science has discovered even greater mar
vels. If ants Lave a riligion, why not
iludet? '
A dudo belonging in Fifty-seventh
Street was recently dropped by accident
uto the anise-seed bag usi d iu tbe Hock-
away bunt, and did not make its escape
uutil it bad bcou dragged soma distance.
Although its clothes had been bully iu
jnred, it found its way homo without us-
nudacce. It is not known by what means
ibis intelligent dude managed to cross
the furry, Lut il is siipposed that il con
trived in fiomn way to make its ilenires
kuowntosomo klud-henrted mn, who
paid its faro aud probably guided il to
wards iia 'nesfiuatiou. By heading a
dudo1 strSlgilt' lor a'pl.ics, it can often
mako long jonrtiejs, nud the wonderful
migration. of IhfBos'ningocreatures from
New York to Newport, and even lo Mt.
Desert and more distant habitats, buy
frirjnetitly been commented on in ento
mological treatises.
(Ybile n dudo was walkirg nlong
Broadway the other day, tbo sky became
suddenly over clouded nud there was
every sign of n rain-storm. This the
diiilo appeared to perceiye, but not as
quickly as tho men and women abontil,
who fled at once, leaving it practically
alone. There was not a person in sight
for fiovcral blocks each way. Wo men
tion this to shuw the action which we
are ab:.ut to detcribe could not have
been tbe result of nuy imitntivo process.
and, being bf ill0 complicated a nature
to bo purely .instinctive, must have been
nolhing less than the perfcraiauce of a
reasoning animal. A few drops of rain
fell upon tho dude's sleeve, and these t'.o
little, creatura touched with its fitiger
Discovering thus that tbe rain was we',
Its countenance exhibited truces of nu
xicty. After pausing for n minute, iu ap
pareut perplexi'y.it turned, and, walking
n'crj.s (be street, cuteied a doorway on
tho other side, nud i-tood there until (he
rain had ceased, occasionally putting out
its bund to lest tbe coudltion of the
weather. Tbii scene was witnessed by a
gentleuian of veraoity, who related it to
113, nud who was very muih pleased at
being able to adduce facts contradictory
of tbo widely prevalent uotion that the
dude does not know enough to go in
when it ruins I'ucs.
THE DEE AND THE BOY.
Seo
Tho
Bee
Flee
Acrni-s the lea
To deck
The small box's ntck
Willi a lump
Tbe size nf the nozzle of a pump
Hear the boy shont
What is it all about? .
Why, tbe bee has got in its work,
Or rather its diik,
And the boy indulges pot in laughter.
Hereafter
Ho will probably think it best
Not to thy a brick into a bies' nes'.
XtRsT GRUNDY.-
Sprue of the sharp things' Mrs. Qrutid)
says io tbe New York Mall and Express
That a great curiosity at Newport is
the married man who pays any attention
to bis own wife.
That too, mauy men nowadays are
aoxlons to mike foils of themselves I;
fijibil g duels.
That American girls who wed titled
Knr-lisbmen soon wish Ihey bad cot
been so foolish.
Tint the inducements off. red tl
young bachelor of tbe period to marr
are not very alluring.
That the troubles of pcoplo in f. sb
ioitable life seem to increase with dis
gusting rapidity.
Tbat fashionable women anxious for
notoriety now do the most improper and
unheard of tricks.
Tnat ' the cheapest boarders at tb
watering place hotels are tbe ones who
ira te the grttteet trouble.
SI. 00
2, 1883.
If
TUE YOUNa IDEA.
Baby Is very exacting at Iho table,
Ilcr mother, bus lu consequence, been
obliged to forbid her to ask fo: any
thing. Ouo day there was a dish of magnifi
cent strawberries upon Ibo tablo. Baby
coveted then! with longing ryes. She
threw a supplicating glanco at her
mother and another at her father, Lut
this characteristic mimicry was unsuc
cessful. Baby was disconsolate. Sbo uttered
a deep sih, and, leaning over to her
father's side in n way to ho well heard,
tlia said:
"l'a, till ma that I have not asked for
any htrawberrletd''
' I EawaVery Ugly Ghost"
A charming youuc Isdy of Brooklyn wos
relating some of the troubles she hud had in
the night. The ghost which walked into
her room looked something like a lobster
and something like a scsre crow. She ro
me inhered that she had enjoyed a good suu
per of lobster salad. When asked how It
was that she was able lo bo out of bed in
the uioniiug, she replied that she always
kept a bolllo of Tunny Davis's Pals Kili.sr
In her room, ami that two moderate dofesof
this most efficient remedy had driven the
ghost away.
A WOMAU'S SECRET,
Of courne a woman o.iu keep a secret
a great deal bolter than a man' cnu.
Ouo little sicret will last a woman
tbrntiRh a two hour shopping excursion,
a mite society, a missionary circle, ten
calls and a household furniture auction,
mil there's enough of it left to tell bur
husband when he gets 1 ome. Now n
unu would forget three-filths of lo.b
ouds of it oefore Le could get Lnlf so
fir with it, A woman keep n seen t ?
Annabel, she can keep it on a dead run
more miles in more hours than a man
can make it walk.
Tho Wido, Wido World.
Lima, Republic of Peru Senor A. dc
La E. Delgado, L. L. D., and Counsellor,
Tribunal of Justice, Lima, Republic of Peru,
siys: One single application of St. Jacobs
Oil, cured mo completely of themnatio
pains in my left arm. 1 recommended it to
wo of my friends, the Mrs. Dona Junna
Garcia, widow, and Mr. D. Herman Decker,
German gentleman. Madam Garcia was
relieyul entirely by the pain cure from the
trrriblo neuralgic piles of ten months
stnndiug. Mr, Decker was cured of inex
plicable pains by a singlo Application nl the
lire. My brother used the great remedy
fur n species of paralysis ol Ihearm. He
was entirely relieycd liom his ailment by
one or two applications, after having triul
numberless other medicines without effect.
Uopo is the brightest star in the fir
mament of youth.
Ho who kitews most, grieves most
for wasted lime.
The Munich Academy of Art hns
among its 438 students 31 Americans,
Moderation is tbe bilken biting
running through tbo pearl chain of all
virtues,
JtiyThe renowned Dr. ClendennlnBsays
one tin nl ol all ins dissections Mm wen
signs ot heart disease ; if you hale It iu any
lorm, use Dr. Uravrs' Heart Hegulalur, f 1
per ootiio at iirtigitis.
A Irinud cannot bo known in prrs
prrity, nud au enemy cannot be hid in
adversity
The grilitudo of most men is bnt
tbo secrut desire of receiving greater
bene fits.
-Only thit is truly beautiful which
cither bus withiu it the element ol
growlh,,or suggests vital energy as its
cause.
Ncryou6ncs.s, debility and cxhsusled vl
talily cured by uting Diown's Iron Billers.
We cannet ho too much on our
guard uguiust reactions, lest we rush
Irom oue fault into another contrary
fault,
lie who swims securely down tbe
stream of self-confideucu is in danger of
b.-lng drowued iu the whirlpool of pre
sumption.
XSf For one dime get a package ot Dia
mniid Dyes at the druggist's. They color
anything the siinplc.t uud most desirable
colors.
The I'leasaulest things in tbe world
are pleasant thoughta, nud tbe greatest
alt in life is to have as many of them as
p ss'.ble.
Wo must distinguish botween Mio-
ity and prrsperlty, fur profcpirlty leads
olteu to ambition, ar,d ambition to dis
appointment.
One nf the best rules In conversation
1 , never to say a thing which any of
tbe company cau toasouably wish you had
left mis ild.
A lady writes: "I have used Aver'
Sarsajiorilla In my family for many years,
and coul-l not keep house without it. For
the relief of the palus consequent upon fc
malo weaknesses snd irregulsrilles, Icon'
sider it without an equal."
' Grent thoughts nre always hopeful
They give a noble tone to tbe spirit, ex
alt tbe mind, aud stimulate to worlby
deeds. Those who cultivate such
thoughts arrive at tbe best experiences,
aud achieve tbe happiest thoughts
If jou supply a man, who wishes to
learn swimming, with bladders he will
probably never learn to swim. A mau
to accomplish ouy positive result must
depoud alone upon himself and honest
effort
Ferscvcrauce can sometimes equal
g nius in its results. "There are only
two crentnres,"says tbe Eastern proverb,
"which can surmount tbe pyiamids
the eagle and tbe Miall.
Men are sometimes acoused of prid
merely because lhiir accusers would be
ptoud themnelves if Ihey were in thn
places. Siieuslnue,
A single bad buhlt will mar an nth
eradso faultless ebaraotrr, as a'i ink-drop
soileth tbe pure white page. Ilsltnn.
The art collections of Etuile de
Girardlu is about to be dispersed Dy
nuetion.
One cunnot lve in Christ and be
hid; it will kbiue oat in character and
conduct.
-JS.--
a Year if Pnid in Advance
not jvnid in advance, $1.25.
TORNADOES,
Scientifically Accounted for, And Borne
Remoto Causes that produco Pain
ful Results Explained.
The following synopsis of a lecture de
livered by Dr. lloiore H- Hamilton before
the New York society fur the promotion ol
science, contains so much that is timely
snd important lliat it can b rctd wilh
both interest and profit)
There is probably no subject of' modem
Imei Hint has caused aud is canting grea
ter attention than the original tornadoes.
Scientists have studied It for tho benefit ol
uinsnlty; men have Invedigaled it for the
wellare of Iheir families. It has been a
exed subject Lug considered, ond through
ll this Investigation the cyclone has swsiit
cross the jud carrying destruction to
scientists as well as 'a the innocent dwellers
in its track. Oue thing, howeyrr, is cer-
tuin: the cause of tho cyclone must be
sought far away from Iho whirling body ol
wind il.elf. Its results are powerful,' its
cause must also bo powerful. Let us there
fore cousldcr s few Incts. First, the appear-
nee of a cyclone is invariably preceded by
ith fna unni me race oi me sun. Jncse
ml, indicating n disturbed condition ol
le solar regions, necessarily allect' the at.
im spheio ul our earth. An unusual genera
tion ol beat in one part of the ntinupiere
Is ceitalu to cause u paitial vacuum in an
ther Hrtloii. Air must ruth in to fill
this vacuum, llrucu Ihu disturbances
icnco theyrlnno. This theory finds ad
Hinnal oniilirmallou In tho Tact that turns-ik-s
CJitne durinz the day an I tint at r.liri.t.
The datk spots Umi I he surface of the Mm,
whatever they may be, seem tu cau,o ureal
commotion iu the atmosphere ol thn world,
ami u is anuosi cciiaiu iiihi llie rxlictnelv
wet wiather ol (he present season can be
accounted fur on precisely this basis. ! it
reasonable lo suppose that lliu marvelous
in oi 01 mo sun upon yegi lation uud life
ll general shall bu less than utxm lh i
ninppliere itself through which its rays
ome? I lie cause is remote, but thn ir.-rt u
nero.
After describing some of (he terrihla ef
cis ol the cyclone, tho speaker went on to
sa) :
inn rule fields lis application in nearly
eyerv dcpHitinenloi life. Au operator is
lu Ban fiuiie-irai the click ul the Instru
ment manipulated by Ins lingers, in New
York. The president makes a slieht stink i
I the pen its his study at tliu White Home,
lid Ihe whole nation is nroused bv Ihu not.
An uueasiiifs and disgust with everything
it ,n, ,-uiiiiiiuiiiy rane-i unme eu-kuess, IB
fell by many people, when tho cause is to
he fun ml in the distant home thousands ol
miles away. An uncertain puin may ha
lelt in Iho head. It is repeated in other
parts of the body. The appetite departs
and all energy is cono. If the r.insn nees
sardy to be lound iu Ilia head? The next
ay the feeling increases. Tnere urn addod
symptoms. They outiniic and become
more activated. Tim sliithl Iiaiiis in lha
cad increase to agonies. Tho nausea be-
nines cnronic Inc. heart crows Irrecular.
ud tho breathing tiniviiain. All these, ef
eels liuve u definite cause: nod. ulier m,i
of deep experience um this subject, 1 do
nu iiei-iidio in E1ty i mu u,i, cause is lo be
found in some derangement ol Iho kldnevs
or liver faraway Irom that portion of tiia
u"uy in wuicn ineo enrols appear. Hut
oimiiiay fay, 1 hayo no pain whatever in
my kidneisor liyer. Very Irue. Neithor
haie wo any eyideuee that there is a tor
nado on the surface of the sun; but it is
none the less certain that the tornado is
here; and it is nnne tho less cmlain that
hesegreat org ins of tho body are the eaufo
I the trouble although there may bo no
pjiu in their vicinity.
I know whereof 1 speaknr I have passed
through this very experience myself. Near
ly leu years sgo.I was Ihe pictuie of health,
weighing mure tlun 200 nuunds. and as
strong ii ml health r as any man I ever
knew. When I ("It the symptoms I have
abovo described, Ihey caused me anuoy
auee, not ouly by reason of theiroggruva
ling nature but because I bad never loll
any pull) before. Other doctors lohl me 1
wuslrouoicrt with molaiia, and I treated
nis.ll orooidMigly. J did i.ol belieye.how-
ever, thai malaria could show such aifitra
rating' symptoms. It neyor recurred lo me
lhal analysis would help solve the trouble,
as I did nut presume my dilllcully was lo
cate it in that portion nl I lie body. But 1
combined to grow worae. I had a faint
sensation at the pit of the stomach neurly
every day I felt a great desire lo cat, and
yet I loathed food. I was constantly tired
and still I could not sleep. My brain was
usually itcuve, nut i could nultiiiuk con
nectedly. My exlslenco was a living mis
civ. continued in thiscutidliion for near
ly a year j never Ireo from pain, never for a
moment happy. Such an exittenra is far
woi ee than ileath, for which I confess 1
earnestly lunged.
it was while siiflerlnj tliusthiila friend
advised me to make final attempt lo re
cover my health. I sne.-red inwardly at
his suggestion, but I was too weak to make
any re.ulence. He furnished me wjlli a
remedy, simple vet nalatabla and within
two ilaxa I observed a slight change for the
belter. This awakened iny courage. I felt
that I would not die at that lime. Icon
tinued the use of Ihe remedy, lakinc It it
accordance wilh directions, until I became
not only restored lo my lormor health pnd
strength, but of grester yigor than I have
before knoun. This condition has contin
ued tin to Ihe present time, and I believe 1
should have died as miserably as thousands
of other men have died and a re dying every
nay nail ll noi been lor Ihe simple yet won
derful iiowor of Warner's Sale Cure, the
remeiiy j employed.
Tho lecturer then deecribtd his mesne ol
restoration more injletail, and concluded as
billows:
My complete recovery hss caused me lo
Inves'igale. the subject 'mure carelully, and
I believe I have discovered Ihe key lo must
ill lieal ill nf our modern civilization. I am
fnlly confident that lour filths of the di
srates which afflict humanity might be
avoided were ibo kidneys and lix'er kept in
perfect conditiuc, Were it postitde tncon.
trot Ihe aclion of the sun, cyclones' could
unuouoiruiy be averted. That, however,
Is oue or ihe things that cannot be, Ilul I
rejoice to say that it is possible, tn control
thn kldneysan-l liven lo render their sction
wholly normal, an! Iheir f fleet upon th
system that of purifiers rather than poison
ers. Thai Ibis end bos been ocnomiilishrd
largely by means of the remedy I have
named J "do not have t doubt, and I f el it
my duty tn make this open declaration for
the enlightenment of the profresion and for
tho benefit of suffering humanity in til
pans oi toe woni.
An Oil City ohoir at rehearsal on
Saturday night ran oyer the "JIallelojab
Chorus.' Ihe muslo escaped nuinjared,
Another New York policeraiin has
just been assaulted. It is a very cow.
ardly piece of bnsiuess. this jumping
onto a man wbtu Le is asleep
Tbe average Ohio editor is nothing
if not literary. One iu Cincinnati is
giving Shakspearefita.nndoueiii Spring
field is amazed ut tho popularity of
Dickens.
A piece of cake which tbe Prince of
Wales bit into, but did uot finh-b, was
sold at n big prico iu England not long ;
ago. Wales better
go, lo work biting
oikes for bxainess sod pay his debts.
Because bones nre used to reins, it
does not follow that they are unaffected
by wet weather. jj
It Is a sinpnlar thing, bnt tbe mrst
pleasing period of t dentist'' life is xLtn
be loo ;s down in the rstatb.
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An Independent Family Neww
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AT YEUV LOW PIUCK8,
WAS GENERAL KcCLELLAN LOYAtf
iV'tux a sg LtNO .aN sAiioNiniir3vJi9T"
Io,-a nocnt addiess at Hellenic. jllcFj,
Ex-Qovcruor Anstiu Blali gave' an ncs
count of tbe convention of QoTe'iptirB of
Northern States that met at Allcony.I'x,,
at the time of the ismlng of the EimiM'W
pa'lon rrorl.malieitt liy lrlU Ltii-,
colu in 16C2. The c6nVeul(ou nasvUeit
to bring influcoce la leiVf fpotf VitMs
Vlent Lincoln to induce him tef i'sHUe 'nf
proclamation or do kou ttct'tliaVshbiiltl
Bet at liberty tbo 4,000,000 slaves) but
the President outwltted-the tweuty-tWQ
Governors by issuing the proclamation
toe samo day their convention met. Tbo ..
Governora then decided to ga on- la
WAsbiugtcn and present to.tb'e Preiidstta
not tho urgent resqlivjion tUeyJiad in
tended, but nu address compllroer.liuR
htm npou tho step he lad iakeo; Ilnef
addrcas was prejiueJ jUr.abftj manner bys
Governor Andrew, of Maf-sJicliusetle via ,
read it to President 'jLlncoJu as bo rot at
bis dosk, while the Governors were.Bel
ed around the rbcin ' Atcr", tfcat nu )n
oident happenoet lb it Giivfrupr J(Iair said
bo hail never btfore. related io any one,
Governor Kirkvood,oj'jlIiiwa, slnca (X
United States Senator nud Kijcretary of
tbe Iuteiior, rose and salt';
"Mr. President, I slionld, be dellpbted
could I return to my hoinoapd aj to Ihe
poiplo of Iowa that ihe President of the
Uuitcd States bglieves General Gsrrce
D. McClellnn is n loyal . man.'' He
branched off upon other subjects cpn
ugcted with the war aud Ihcu closed'by
repenting, with ni'ro emphaslsj "T
should be glad, Mr. President, lo be oble
to tell tho people of Iowa tbat yon be
Hove in the loyalty aud patriotism of
George B. McClellan."
Taking his feet down from Iho desk
upon whioh they had been resting, Mr,
Liucoln sprung to his feet and strslgbU
ened up apparently two inches Inller than
usual and said, wilh nitioh forreand ap.
jiarrnt escltabilily: "Loyal!" Georgo B.
MeClelliiu Is ns Icy nl as nnybno of you."
Teen sloppiug a moment tbe Prosident's
faae asumed its naturally plrasant look
anJ ho continued, iu a uatnralnnd ple-s-ins
tone: "I'll tell yoii. centle'inan. Gen
eral McClellan is an exceedingly well-informed
general and is viry careful, la
fact, too cartful, and the great trouble
with him is that wbeu.bo wins a victory
ho doesn't know what to do with it ''
"Why Vot try semebody elst" mildly
suggested Governor Blair.
"Wo might do that nud might lose an
army by it," was tbo quick response of
tho President, which Governor. Blair ad
mitted "completely unborued h'lm."
HE BELIEVED IN TEMPERANCE.
"Fact is." said Mr, Swlller. slttinrj
down nt the round table with his friend.
"Fact is two beers, ToDyl there's just
ns much iolcmprrance in eating si there
is in driukiug, and that's what -pate me
by George, that's refreshing, isn't it?
Cold as ice. Fill 'tin up again, Tony
out of patience with theso total absti
nence fanatics. A man can bo temperate
in bis caling and be can he temperate In
his drinking, and I go-light a olgar?
iu for temperance iu all thiugs. Now I
like lo- thauk yon, yes, I believe. I will
repeat sit down with a friend aDd enjoy
a glass of beer in a quiet xvoy jsst ss we
do now. It's cool, refreshing, mildly
stimnlant bavo another with me and
does me good, I know when I have
euough and once more, Tony when I
have enough 1 know enough to quit.
Now do I look hello, there's Johnson ;
sit down here with us. Johnson; three
beers. Tony I wos just asklug Bbtter
here if I looked like a ylctlm-of dyspep
sia. I don't drink mnoh water this
weither; I believe it's tbe worst this
time with ine fellows thing a man can
put i-ito bis system such Weetbrr as this.,
I believe beer is tbo brst thing for any
man. and I know it's the best thing lor
uie, Bnt I don't bnrry, have another
beforoyon go; here. Tom ! don't gorf
myself with it; I.don'tsitarouud and gel'
full every time I take a drink, I like to
mrce more, Tony sit down anietlr
with a friend and eujny a glass of beer
aud a bite of lunch, but Itdnn't like to
gorge mj belf. I don't eat myself Into a
fill these up again-dyspepsU either
and then claim to be a temperate man.
Temperance in all things is my mozzsr-
moizer-motto. Tbatah me. JfowJdnn-douk-doulall,
I donkall myself a drink
ing man once more wjz tno fellows I
like to sit aown quiesbly wish few freosv
and 'joy glash beer-just brpan.b doot
mo good; good. But I doutetnn!f',
to death oncesh more nil ronu'liVe
tbesh l.mprnls fabtlcs oncesh iu
while I like gl ish of beer Jush in quiet
way onceah In while, but. you don'tee "
you dou'see me gettlu' full ey'ry time"
(Talks lemperaiioe in sll'thlrgs aud. on.
duo iudulgouce in nothing ovpr' Uclve
more glasses aud succumbs,
THE GROWLER'S SHORTCOMINGS.
The proprietor of a "down town res.
tauraat, who is celebrated for his dry
wit. a fow days ago heard fine of bis paV
irons complaining rather noisily of ibo
food thst was set 'before "Lira. A ta
pasied tbsrtable at.MljiQa tbefiinlt-nnder
sat the urbauebost turned and said: "I
aiwajs respeetji jnan,who, having an
opinion, isniot prald. (o, proclaim it to
the whole world; I, b,ve large amount
of respect for you, sir,"
"Wish I could say as moob for you,"
retorted tbe growler.
"Yon could." was tho cool nnswor, "if
you only lied as easily as I do,"
Col. Ingersoll: "If the Misttssipnl
and its tributaries! were filled with pnre
whisky, tbe banks were loaf sugar, and
, ' iiu miut, mere
u-,-i w uu uuuw tiriiuKciines8 luati
there is to-day." The Colonel may ba
right but it is profanely certain tbrre
would be an immense increasa in West,
era emigration.
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