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CARDS.
Attorneys.
ri A. SJlfDliR,
, ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OrricK-Cornerof Bank Street U Hankwoy,
2nd bulldlna; abore Ike Oarbon Advocate
1'rlatlng Ulflce.
. May IB, 18S3 mOl
LKniQIITON.
m. rarsiiEit,
ATTOnNKY AND COUNSELI.OIt AT LAW,
Hist Sioni,Ltnianion,Pi.
a-. ft .t.t. ...a rAltfHin Araer WllllluT.nd
Ball R. Unlaw. Oonvejancii'ie .iMtl) done Cel.
sctlons proinplly.lnsini. newing i f
slentaa specialty. May becouvulud in rn,tlb.b
bd liorinsn.
Ncv.l'J.
Physicians nnd Dentists.
REMOVED.
W. G. M.'Sei5le, PEysiciau & SnrgcDii
lias llemovod Ills Olllco and Residence from
Sccoud St. Hi SOUTH Street, In tho bulblltiu
formerly occuulul ly A. J IIou.knmavkii,
where he will bo jil en K'-il to see his Irlumln
ana patrons. ea-OFFIOK llnUKS; noin
0 to 0 o'clock 1'. II. March 51, 1833.
w. w. ui:uer
l'H.YSIOIAN'AND SURGEON,
MAiN STREET, PARRYVILE. Ta,
Maybe consulted In' ths English or Gorman
Language, , . i March 21, 1 ,83.
A. .liEUHAHKK, M 1).,
' PHYSICIAN AND SCUGKON
pedal ttenllon pill to Chronic niwises.
Ofllee: South Esfct corner Iron and 2nd sU.. I.e
bl;hton,ri'. " " AprV 3,1675.
It. KUBEIt, M. I).
V. S. Bxnmlnliig $nrgenn,
ritAUTtCINO PUYSIOIAN and SU KGEoK.
Okfick: Jianlt Street. llr.uKa'o uloci;, LeaiRh.
ton, ln.
May be consul ted lu tho CK'rm n Languaec.
" Nov. 3 '.
Bit. C. W. IJOiVKK,
Jt J i
PHYSICIAN AX!) SUROEON.
May be consulted In the Gorman or English
!'i!U!lrO,
nrm 'i.polto Durllng's Dmir, store,
bANKSt., Leblgbton. I'a, jau.ll-yl
W. A. Cortright, p.D.S.,
OFFICE : Opposite the "nmadway House,"
Mauch Cliunk, Pa.
Patients. have the heneflt of the 1 Host Ira-
rre-vaments In ruech lull il upidlauccs nnl
he Iwst inDtholsnrir.'ii'.iiiini In nil surirlcal
oases. N 1 1'ltOUS-UXlllC nrtmlulUied II
tloslre.l. If pos.ltde, persiius residing outside
of .Mauch Chunk-ikuuld m ike eiigiiircuienis
byinatl. J8U
rpirosiAS ilimi listen,
X OONVEYANUF-tt,
AUD
GKNEUAL INSUHANCE AGENT
The fuUowina Complains are Upreaeatd:
LUllA.N )N MU rUAIi I'm 13.
HEADING mutual runs,
WOMIMl Kilts:,
l-orT.ivn.i.u vim:,
f. ii 1 1 1 (1 1 1 l-'I H hi. ltd t h TP- A V
JlLBRs AUCIDiiN P INSURANCE,
Also Vennsrlviinli and Alata-il Horse Thtcl
ctcc.lveand iuuraaiu umunauv.
MaicniMSii imw. lCiiMisncit
QARBON HOUSE,
J. V. KAUDCXllUSH, PROPRIETOR,
Hank Sr., Lbiiiouto:, Pa.
The Oarbos If oisk idlers first-class nceotn.
laudations to the Traveling publto. Ilo.inlliu
bv the Hay or Week on Ilea inatilo Terms,
tllioice tllar. Wines and I.Jnuors nlway on
tiAm!
uo'tu rjiioiis nun aiauic. wiui nucn-
tire Hostlers, .ittitcheJ.
Aiirli iu-yi,
p.VCKBItTOS HOTEL.
Mil way betwocn Mnucli Chunk & Iiehtgliton
LKOPOU) MEYER, I'norniKTon,
rackertnn, 1'enu'a.
This well Unp.n Iwtel Is ndmlraUr rcStted,
and has the bAta.'ciMninodallins lor peruiiin.
entand tranticnl lio.ir.lorii. KxcelliMitiaiile4
and the veiij best liqaurs. Also Hnetihles
aliaoheir Sept. te-yl.
Livery & Salo Stables
UANIC STIlHUT.l,KIIIOIITO.N, Po
FAST TUOTl'INQ IIOUSE3,
ELEdANT CARRIAGES.
And positively LOWlsn pnicns tbnn anv
other Livur; in the County.
Lareeand hindaome Carilasns for P."inr.il
u'transesanii weomnss. uaviu ucuiuti
Nov.:;. tsiJ.
J. W. ItAUDENRUSH
Rsspectfally annimnes tn the pntillc that he
has opened t. NEW LIVERY STA IILK In
ennneetlnn with his hotel, and Is prepared to
furnish Teams for
FaiBrals, Wclli'iis or Mm Triiis
on Oiortfit noticuKml mont llbnral'prmi. AU
unleri Ufl iu lho"(U',h n Hn-isn' fll! recHre
prompt attenti'in Siuhle on North S rcct.
PATENTS.
ANIimtMlV & -SMITH. ;
ilicit'.rs nt V. and r nr-
elun Patents. N'o. 700 7lh
Street, cor of (I, opp. U S. Patent 1 Hflee, ;
Wuhlngiiin. D. ('. Correspondence snllelt-:
d. No charire fur advice. No fee clmrtted )
unless Pii'tnl Is allowej. References. Lewis
Johnsin Ik Co., Ilatkrs, and Posims.ter,
Washington, 1), u
tlons free.
Pamphlet of Instruct
jand-tfe
rcj-vnitTit AVn Mimilf.AOEfi
W'.5w mSK 're.t.r.1 Ro .'uND lf nnhnml 0
Mod T .id v.V . m.i MMOOU
rre,...e,iI eTt'oi Ailun tiSJSIlii
Fret 1 Y AS. "sofnoura N V IJitcn
9
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TI. V. MoRTiiiMEn, Proprietor.
VOL. XL, No 29.
Railroad Guide.
ma & mm & k.
Arrangement cf Passenger Trains.
MAY 21lh, 1883.
' Trains lcavo Allentown as follows:
(Via PenKioMKM Railroad.)
Vor Phlliiilolphla at t.tO, .13, 11.(0 a.m.,
and 3.10 p. in.
SUNDAYS.
For Philadelphia at 5 00a. tn.and 4.30 p.m.
(Via East Penh Rraxcii.)
I'nr Roadlnx nnd llarrlsburg, 0 00, 8.40 n.
m.. 12.15, 4.3 ', end 0.05 p. ra.
I'r hiincmier and Columbia, O.C0, 8.40 ft.
in , nnd 4 3.1 p 111.
SUNDAYS.
For llnrrlsburir. nnd navnolnts. 7.15 a. m..
9.1)5 p. 111
Trams for Allentown leave as follow) :
(Via Pr.itKioMCK Railroad )
Leave Philadelphia, 7.40 a. m. and 1.00,
1.39, 430, ami 5.15 p. m.
' SUNDAYS.
Leave rhlladeluhla. 8.3) a. ro . 3.30. and
4.20 p. tn.
(Via East Pastf. IlRANcn.)
Leave Ruailliif. T.3U. 10.15 a. in.. 2.00. 3.50.
and 11 15 p. in.
Leave llurrlsburg, 6.2 7.50, 9.50 a. in., 1,45
and 4. Mill. 111.
L.-ave L.iiicaster, )7.30 n. m 1.0J and 43.40
p. 111.
l.cnve Columbia, 7.30 a. m , 1.10 and 3.4)
d: 111.
rrrum iinKoircci Liopot.
SUNDAYS.
Leave Rcadlnir, 9.00 a. m. and 0 00 p. ra.
l.eavo llurtisuuri:, 7.00 a. in. nnd 4 0) p ro.
Trains via 'Perkloini-n lraltroail" inArknd
thus () run 10 ami Irom Depot.. Ninth nnd
Green uri cif, 1'hlladelpliln, uthcr trains to
ami frnm Drnad strrel Depot.
1 lie "tf.i v nnu D.40 11. ni. trains irnm Alien
town, nnd t lie M 35 and f.15 p.m. trnln Irom
Philadelphia, vln Perktomcn Railroad, havo
through cars to and Irom Philadelphia.
J. E. WOUTTKN,
(Icneral Matiairer.
C. a. IIANPOdK,
uen'l I'nrs'r & Ticket Agent.
May 27th, ltS3
JOHNR.G.WEYSSER,
rnopRiETort of the
West End Brewery,
Maucii Chunk, Pa.
Pure orter aid Laser Beer
Delivered all over the State.
October 8, 1881 vl
Central Carriage Works,
Baiilc St., liChightoii, Ta.,
Aro prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, 13uggies, Sleighs,
Spring Wagon, &c,
ur every description, In tho most substantial
luuaner, and ut I.utim Uush Prices.
Ilciiiililug ri-oiiiiitly Allcndcd to.
THEXLER & KREIDLER,
April 20, 1SS3 yl Proprietors.
V. A. LEU MANN, Solicitor ol American
md Fnrilan Puitnls, Valiliuton, ll.t". All
hurlncss ounnretrd wlih Pitteniii, whetl.er
bef.no Ihu I'a'i nt tllllco or the itourts,
iirmnptly nlien.lcd to N charKe innilo un
less a i.itcut Is fecurcd. Send lor clrcuUr,
S.c. maj'5-tlo
tJgh a week made nt Lome l,y the In-
,'u.iint'iy, i,..i UUMI'CHIi nMT l,e
r. f re the tmblic. Cniiltiil m,t
needed. o will start ou. Men,
women, boys and jilrls wanted everywhere 10
work Inrus. Now Is the time. You can work
In r paro time, or clvo jour whole Mine to tho
liutlncsj. N niher liuslnrss will pay you
neiirly lu well. No one 0 in full tn make ouor.
mom pay, by cnalnB t onco. Costly out
fit an, 1 terms free. Money mmle f.ist. rally
and lionor.ilily, Address Thue S (.. Au.
Kustu, ,ll!so. dee2 yl
J S ThoVook" ut Ion
Y T JLKJjLU 10 Incream the;
ways on
r chunees
heir earn.
imrs. and In time tie.
come wealthy; thoo whiiitonot improve their
oppxrtiiiililes reninln In poverty. We i.fTi r n
K e.it I'lianoetnm.iko im.ney. We want muny
men. women. Iwys and itlrls tn work lor us
right In Iheirtiun I cilltlcs. Anvoncamlo
ilia work i ro,.erly Irutn 1I10 first start. Tho
liu-lin - will imv mure than ten times ordln.
nry-T . r-. Expensive mint luriilshcd free.
No ono who iii"iiKcs tails to innku money
rapidly. Yuu 1 an ilt volo jour whole limn tn
llm wi.rk. or rnly your spare npimentf. Full
Inforinallnn and all that Is needed smtlrco.
Address bTiNSo.N &.(Ju. I'orlland Maine.
REST
not, life la sweeping by.
iro unit dare before iou
IU!
ule. romethlnir mighty
nnd sublime leave be-
bind tn conquer time." (58 n week In vour
own town, 5 oulfit frci. No risk Everv.
thinir new Capital not required. We will
furnish iiu everyihlmr. Many are maklnic
biriuuei. I. idlea make as much as men. and
lij nnd tlrls nnike irreat pay Reader. II
u want binlneesat whloh ou eun mUe
irreat luynlllhe time, w rite fur pnrtleulars
to II. Halluit .V Co. I'orlland, Maine.
I A M i"". Clnlmsa rpeelaliy. nnl WAR.
LA NU "AVIS. A D Df T 1 O N A I.
s-lll H LSluiMKSTKAII I1EIITIKIOAT.
ES and all kinds nf LAM) StUIIPT tuiunht
4nl sdd. Liirite Stock, and HtKhett Prices
)inld Hn ynu want 10 sell orkuyf It si,
yrllB tn A. A T11HM AS, Attorney at Law,
Washington, I). J. Jan.'Hfe.
intop in at the
Carbon Advocate
Cheap Printing! (
CARD.
To all who are suftdrinirfrom tho ermrs and
Indisorellnns o jiiutti. nervous weakness.
earlv deoav, Inss nfinaiihood. ko , I will send
,a reeliie I lilt will euro m.u. rilKK rip
'ilAR"K. This ureal remedy was dtcor.
""' V nn,rv ,n So,"b America. Send
T,.",r- "," "" enrelowtolh. Jo.,rH
.JjA M.11.11 l. New Yetk City.
au 1 lv
A
Heoeipts and Expcndltureo
of Weissport, Pa
For Year ending April 1, 1883
RECEIPTS.
Cash In hand and uncollected
nt last report, less com'n, (105 S3
Commission on Dup. for 1831, ' 12 21
Exonerations ' ' . si
t 11 --'1
. V81 4.1
5 10
Am'tnf Duplicate rorlS82..
Exonerations
255 03
$318 35
EXPENDITURES.
P. J. Klsller, for auditing- J
J. U. Arnc. for nudlilng
Charles usbllUln, lor audlllni;
George Emery, work on streets
licence Knpp. work on streets
A.tlravrr sen . work on street.
W. M. Hapsbcr, ntti rney reo
II. V Miirihlmer, prlnlli.it
riol. Yenkel, Ul.ltfof Pollco
II. II. Everett, room rent and lluht..
Henry Mnycr. '1'ienpurer's lec.
J. D. Seldel, Scc'j's lees, work, (.0...
2 CO
Z 00
i va
2 31
8 00
S (0
12 60
14 00
4 oi
8 25
2J 10
21 0)
tH2ol
201 74
Ralnnce In Treasury nnd uncollected,
less Commission
Reutrecelred for public square, &o..
1) 0J
2.4 74
Bounty Statement for 1882.
Cosh In Treasury nnd uneol.
lecieu, ns per last sillto.
mint, less 'iimiiilfslon... (1070 03
Exonerations. 1831 50 70
Commission, 1.81 40 S3
63 63
Am't or Duplicate lorl8S2 ... 1016 01
Exonerations 03 2.)
0S3 70
V-'.Ol 15
m't of Doit Tax for 1S81..
14 ro
Commls.lun
7J
13 31
(2011 45
EXPENDITURES.
Paid Robe't Anthonv
Paid Tllghuian Hrelsbjeh
..$ 131 (0
.. 1100 to
12 6 00
Dalnnce In Treasury nnd uncollected.
less uuimission $ ;
INDEHTEDN'Et'S.
19 45
To llalance duo on Judgment,
Ilk iubi kji.iieiiieni t3?i0 -7
Inteiest Irom April 1, 183.', to
April i, itjj 218 !
1214 81
Paid Anthony and Drelsbach.11236 to
Interest to ilate 23 4)
126S 43
Balance, as above slated ,
SV0 50 it
770 45
Liabilities In excess of Resources. ...t 17G 01
Wo.lheunderslgned Audimrsnl Weissport
Ron uuh have examined the nli.ivu nie.,nnia
ul Jocph II. t'eldel. S,cretnry, ai.it Henri
llovor. Treasurer, and ilnd them cornet as
aboe stated.
1'. J. U1STLER, )
JUiiN R.N ER, (Auditors.
A Us i IN HintK,
rOOR ACCOUNT.
SAMUEL EVERTS, Overseer of Weissport
Poor District, fur ytnr ending April, 1883.
RECEIPTS.
To Cash from Overseer and Col.. 1681 i 7 81
'lo CdSli. ea,o ut 1. H .Miller s mods. 'Jl 63
'lu Ctuh Irom Henry Jlnjer, hues.... 6 io
Tu Ciibii Irom G. euiltig n
To Duplle.lte, ISS: $21 5 31
l.xuiieiutlulis j 80
Collector's lees io 10
Net amount of Duilcnto
EXPENDITURES.
Ily Expenses for I II. Miller
Uy Expenses for'Lcfcy Harp, Ms:
Kent. Apr. t,,tici.,tkS'.', 0n.oE.fl2 CO
Dr. Deilumer, eei uecs .u Oi)
Dr. Dower, sirvlces l 50
T .-. Heck, cost orinwmlt... 1 75
Cash U lletsey, weeki) relief 11 li
H hverlt, services us overseer 14 60
S. Everts, lor trip lu I.eLIgh
J uor Houso 2 75
RyLeducrand Duiiltcato Ilook
Hi Ciub tu .1, G. Zern, in,ikin l)Ui.
lly Ciifh to W. M Kapshcr, ten lets.
11, I ush to Henry lloer, .1.1' , ' .
UyCnth lor Miikltm IUortund At-
Uiidttm Auditors' .Heeling
Uy Cash U.U111100
103 85
J.iJ tb
21 65
67 28
III
2 60
lu UU
2 0i
1 00
1"0 ft
$110 00
W'e, the underpinned Audllors, bavo ix.
amine, 1 the aceui-ntsui Samuel Evirts. liver
seer of Hie Pour, tor Ihu year ending March
31, lto.1, uudlind Itiemcorreclusaboiusiaiud.
1. .1. IUSlLr.lt, )
JtlHN I). AltiNEIt, Auditors.
AUSTIN DOYEll,
Weissport, May SO, 18t3-n3
Mark Twain's BwoEo k
" Life on tho Mississippi,"
Is proving the grandttt inicrit of all tho
l,w"",&rB"" hOOK A6KH1S
Furterinn and letrllory, nddrers DccciLAbS
Ukos.,63 N. .Hi St., Philadelphia, Pu.
THE SUN
OmOIII.MO.N
A W l:I K.
Decided opinions expressed In Innxuiito
that can he understtu 1 tins nromnteii. tin .
est and mntt nccurito Intelligence or nlmt.
ever lit ihe wldo wornl Is worth a'lentlun.
That Is what ever) body Is suru 111 tlnd In any
edition of Til b SUN. SuhserlpUun: Dailv
(4 paacs), hy mull. Sic, a month, or SO. 50
.. uuu, a inuii'ii. ur 00. 01)
(8 palter), gl 20 per jcar;
81 peryeor.
S.NUL.lNb. P .hllsher.
uye-iri ouauavio
KKKLY (8 paues
1. w, c,
may21 w4 New York City.
n. . for Soldiers on nnv 1)1..
rens ons a", wundun,.jry.
Ad.tress. C
SOU A I.I
Court House, Norrlsionn, I'.i,
in i)20 "3
,dvertler by addrefilng fleo P. Rowell
IV & Co., 10 Sprtteo Stn New Yrk, cm learn
H10 cxnot cost of any proposed line of All.
Vl'.lt USING I American Newspapers.
3100. Oge Pamphlet, 5c, ma)2Cw3
Carbon
Advocate
IS THE I1EST MEDIUM FOR
Local Advertising
IN CARBON COUNTY.
Solid for Rates, which -will be
found very moderate.
Job Printing
of every description,
Illustrated Sale Bills
A SPECIALTY.
! At Low Prices !
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PATENTS
obtnlncil'for InvcntorVln tho Unftcil Stntos
Cnmula ami IIuroic. at reduced rrtlc's. With
our prlnclpnl'oraco-IocfttWIn'WnsliIngton.
directly opposUo the UjiUed States I'atent
omcc, wo nre ablo to attend to nil putcnt
hustness with grcottr 'proTnptnefl and de
ejatcli and at less cm ttiahotlier'nlfnt nt
tornca who aro at a dlftiincc from Vnelu
Injyton, nnd who have, 4herefore, to employ
'n3.-oci)tciittorncJs " Wt-makoprcllmlnary
camtnntlun5 and furnltli opinions ns to t.a
trnMMlIty, frco ofoliare. nnd all who nro
Interested In ni vt Inventions nnd patents nre
liiviti'd'to fend lor, tupv id' our tlaldo for
obialnin I'tituntV vhih la punt In'o t'
any a'Miepa, nnd ctmtnlns co'ntleto Instfur
tluim hnw to obtain pnlvnts hud other vnlua-.
Ido'miitier -V rcler to tlio OcriTirtn-Amer-Iran
Niiilon i) Hank U'nul'IiK.tin.dt. (hj thh
Knyal Swh.Hk JVnnvetf'nunnitJiiifliih lijf.V
t tout, at UVtMlhta t nti r II tJii. Cney, liito
Ohliit .tutleJ ti, S. rniift OUtm; ta the
OIMcinU r H, li. S I'atint Oinco. nnd to
Smuorr and Members oi Congress' Irom
every State.
Addms: .Louis ninnn t uo so.
ltcltnrs d rntenisnml Attorneys wt Inw,Ie
Droit Itutldlni;, WA8(iiniMn. 1. O.
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Miss ALVENIA GRAVER
f'Formerly Mrs. "Wehr & SistorJ
mm s aMMMi
STORE, from SOUTH Stroot, into tho now building next
door to Dr. Rebcr'a Bloolc,
Bank Street, Leliig'litou,
and that - has just received from the Clly a laruo and. elegant atsortmentof tho very
.Latest Styles of Spring and Summer
Comprising HAT.1. HUNNETS, P I.I'M ES nll Shaile s, riOWEItS. RinilONS AND
Nil I IDN.n which she Is ollet In u 10 1 lie Inilles ni j rlu s lully n Ii w as the same 111 1
Iclucanbeh hi fr lu tho cities. I all and cxumlne. Nn ttoubU 10 tbow goods.
Agont for he 3othlohcm Steam Dyo Works.
Remember, Miss ALVENIA GRAVER,
Apni 21, 1683 mi Next to Iteber's Block, Bank St.
Spririg AnxLomieemexLt '
&e., &e. Our Young- Ladies and Gentlemen will And )t to their advantage to give him
a call before pur Imilug elsewhere, as they will find tbo JiK.ST SELECTED STOCK In
Town AT BOl'TOM PRIOES.
Old Post 0H.ce BnllfllDE.
April II Hi' iy
Live and Let Live-."
i$y. Patter Wilds'
t. EXPERIENCE.
Tho Kov. 7.. V. Wilds, Vfoll-Itnown city
mltajonary In Now Yorlt, nnd brother
of.Jlljo Into einlnciit JuilgotVllds, of tlio
fllassnchusctts Supremo Court.wrltos
ns follows t
"78 Blfi SI., A'ein Vol. May 10, 1882.
Miami. .1. C. Avntt & Co., Uentlemen t
Ijui winter I was troubled with n most
.uticoinfortablo Itching humor effecting
niorn osiiecliilly my limbs, which Itched so
Intolerably at nluht, nnd burned so Iiucnso
ly, that I could scarcely bear miy clothlnii
orcr them. 1 was nlsn rt sttlferer from a
tevero titarrh mid catarrhal couch i my
npietlto wus poor, nnd my system a good
ileal rim down, Knowing tho valtto of
Avi:, S.ius.iPAnii.i.A, by observation ot
tinny ntliir cases, and from personal ttso
liiJurniOr years, 1 began taking It for tlio
above-named ilUordcts. My niipclllo Int.
proiod nlmost from the Hrst dose. After
u .short lima tho fever nnd Itching wcro
allayed, nnd nil signs of irritation of tho
s.tlii.dis.ippcircd. My citarrli nnd cottgli
wcro also cured by tho b iiiio means, mid
my eoneral lieallli grentlv Improved, until
It Is now excellent. I feet n hundred per
cent stronger, nnd I nttributo these results
to Ihe ttso of tlio Stt3AI-AitiLt,A, whleli
1 recommend with all conlldenco ns tha
best blood ined.cliio over devised. 1 took
It In sinill doses thteo times n day, mid
ti'od, In nil, less than two boltles. I pbtco
lllese facts nt your service, hoping their
pub.lcatloit may ilo good.
. Yours respectfully, Z. P. Wilds."
Tbo nbov6 Inst.mco Is but ono of the ninny
cousLuitly coming to our notice, which prove
tho perfect -ndaptablllty of Avctt's SAtiSA
I'.vnn.LA to tho euro of all diseases arising,
from Impure or Impoverished blood, aud a
wcaicned vitailty.
AVer's Sarsaparilfa
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itluuilatcs the action of the stomach nnd
bowels, nnd thereby enables tho system to
resist and ovcrcomo tbo attacks of all Scmfi
tons Dlieaae), ISrunllont of the Skin. Mm.
itatUm, Catarrh, General Debility, and all
jvoruora resulting from poor or corrupted
bljod and a low stato'of tho sj stem.
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AYER'S
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Indicate that you aro a victim? TIIEITDO:
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respectfully announces
to her friends and the
ladies generally, that
she lias removed her
m Millinery
& Notion
The un Icrslgncd oilli the attention
of his many friends and patrons to his
I.aruo and Eashlonnble Stock of
Spring' Goods,
Consisting of
ROOTS
! . SHOES
Of every description nnd Style In tho
Market, Including a special line of
Lady's Fine Shoes
Alio, a full line of
Umbrellas,
Sun Shades,
"Hats, Caps,
BANK S'rfiel, LEMHTON
$1.00
TELL ME YE WINGED WINDS.
Tell me, ye winged winds,
That round my pathway roar,
Do ye not know eomo spot
Where mortals weep no more
Some lono and pleasant dell,
Some yollcy in the west,
Where, free from loll and pain,
Tlio weary soul insy rest?
Tito loud wind dwindled to a whisper low,
And sighed for pity as It answered, "Nu I"
Tell mo, thou mighty deep,
Whoso billows round me piny,
ICnow'st llmu sntiio favored spot,
Snuio Island faraway,
Where weary tnnh may find ,
TKo bliss lur winch he tilths
Wltere sorrow never lives,
And friendship never diet?
The loud waves, mlling In perpetual fl.iw,
Stopped for a while and signed tu answer,
"No!"
And tlinu, tercnest innon,
Tliut, with suclt lovely face,
Dost look upon tho earth,
Asleep In. night's embrace,
Tell me, in nil lliy mund
Hnst tlinu nnl seen smno spot
Where tnlscruble man
May fin 1 n happier tot?
Dehlnd ft cloud the moon withdrew In wee,
And a voice, sweet but eai, responded
"No I"
Tell me, my secret soul,
Oh, tell me, hope aud faith,
Is there no restitig-phiro
Frutn sorrow, sin and death?
Is there no hnppy stint
Where mortals may be blessed,
Where grief may find u balm,
And wearinesjn resl?
Faith, hope and love, best booLS lo mortals
given,
Waved their bright wings and whispered,
"Yes, in Heaven!"
A HOHEY-MAKINO MEMORY.
Georo Harding, E-c., tho distln
guihho.l Fhihtdelphia patent lawyer, is
remirkitble for a retentive memory.
Ou HituriUy Mr. Harding rode dowu
lo Wall Slreet, New York, lu a Broad
way omnibus. A beautiful young lady
(jot lu nnd handed City cents to tho at
torney, requesting him to pleaso hand it
to the driver.
"With pleasure," said Ur. Harding, nt
the fiamo time passing tha filly ceuta up
through the hole to the stage man.
The driver made the cbnoRO and hand,
ed forty cents back to Mr. Ilnrdiiig, who
quietly put it away iuto his vest pocket
mill went on reading a mowing. machine
brief.
Then all was silence. t
Tho youug lady began to look nerv
ously nt Mr. Harding- for her ohauye,
"Cm it bu pt Bsitile) "that (bis is one of
those polite cuiidenco men we read of
in bjokt?" the thought to hmelf.
Thiui she louked'ap timidly uud n.-ked
Mr. Ilirdttig bomethiugnboutthe Srook
lyu Ferry.
"Oh, the boats run very regular
overy three uiiuutes," rfpiied tbo inter
rupted lawyer, trying to urn ilo, Thcube
weut ou reading his brief.
"Do the boats run irom Wall Blreet to
Ahtorii? ' continued the young htdv.
"I don't know, madmue," replied Mr.
fl,, peinlatitly: ' I'm not a resident of
New Ycrk; I'm a Philadelphia!!."
"Ab! j'es" (tbeu a kilenco).
Mr, Harding again buried himself in
his brief, while the young l.tdy ahemctl,
aud asked him what the litre was iu tho
New York stages,
"Why, ten cents, midnine ten
cents."
"But I gave you fifty cent3 to give to
tho driver," interrupted tbo joung lady,
"and "
"Didn't ho return ynur chiagt? Is it
possible? Here, drivet!" tbo lawyer con
timed, dropping tho brief nnd pulling
the strap violently, "why the dickens
dou't you give the lady ber forty oenb.,
air, lorty ceuti-?"
"I did give her the chnnge. I give
forty cents to yon, and you put in jour
pockil," hhoutiil b.iclc tbo driver.
"To m-?" (.aid Mr. Htrdjug, ffeling
in his vobt pocket, Ir, m which bis linger,
brontjht out four ten-cent pieces. "Gra
0 011s goodness,' midauie! I beg teutbst.
sinfl purdot.s; but but "
' Oh, tieur mind," said the lady, ey
in' bim suspiciously; "you know a Inly
In wicked city like New York has to look
out for herself. I1V110 matter it's wasn't
lb.9 forty cents; but before I left homo
mother cautioned me against polite con
Udence men, who look so good outside,
DUt "
"Goodness gr.iciom.1 my dear wo
niiu! ' exclaimed Mr. Hurdiug, while all
the passengers eyed him with suspicion,
"I ussuro you"
But the stage stopped nnd the young
lady, holding fast to her portetnonnaie,
gjt out aud fljd into the Culotn House,
'while Mr. Harding weut ou tilling up iu
thh form:
"Goodness gracious! Did you evei? O
Lord! what shall I do?" eto.
The lawyer got so excited that he went
l.no'.t to Philadelphia in a hurry. He
even forgot to tnke n bi g fej !u a m iw.
iug tunchlue case. He. niys he'd lather
pay ten Ihimtand dollars tba'n to Itt Iho
PailaJtdp'ala ftllows get hold of tbo
a ory.
The Bir.cn, A Judge iu St. Louis
has discharged a master of a public subool
who wuri proiecilted for wblpplug ft boy
after minor puulstimout liad been 01 no
avail. Tiie uonrt loui.tl tnnt, in orutr 10
preserve .i.ci.iiDO,ineieaciiermiisi lie-j
lerniiue tua ntceeiiy. mo iiainre, mo
extent or pnul.fimcnt.lilsnsts. like iticsb
oiapueni. neiug .uujeci 10 juu.cm. ,0
view. The JudgeaHosaid: "FourjW
expsrienco iu theftdministratiouof critn-
iual law convinces me that boys who be-
corns criminals aro boys who don t get
whipped; and when it Is remembered
that a lire percentage of the boldir , tbo old rasti sat an.1 1 iowi at mm over your woikl like n charm, jv ng iueoera
crimes kuown to. tho ttworc ooramltted j bis baleful spectacles lur nearly ten mm. vUla 1Iitfi tll(l j bjv, nnt tnabit
by youths rauglug in age
ilug in age from H t) 20
Jyoars. the qmstioa tles, Islt better to
FLip firit or lmpHion after ord?"
a Year if Paid in Advance.
If not paid in advance, $1.25.
TKI.E3 IN THE LIME KILN CLU3
l!ev. lunlock, who lnsits upon bolng
r.djressed by bis title, nttd who neyr
tccords the saino Louot to ncy of tho
Jadgts, Cdonels or Profr6tM lu He
clnli, suddaiily bobbed up uud offered
tbo following :
Ussi'V ed. Pat judging n d.'g fight or
a Jumping match tins not liceris,, n
cul I'd man to assume do title of Jude
wl'd a big J; and
EnsoLViD, lint while white wajhiu'nri'
tove LlacMn' 'utn purliKhiiis to lo
looked up to '1111 respect! d, do puss'us
fulierlii" sich ptiiffKbttus am not lucis-
sarily Prolessori, wld a big P; rant
ICrsolvcd, Dat bosbia' a job of dlEgin'
a cellar or fllllu' nil' icebuuso donu' tn
tilln do besser to cull hiuisilt C, 1 mil.
Penstock wns hardly down bet'orx thu
thirlem Professors, i-cveriteeii Judges
mid tweiity iight Coliincla in the club
wire on the feet aud demanding tube
heard. '1 hey ft It Iho Insult, nud wire
prepared lo risent it, and Petnti ck was
Men lu grow pale at the ralo nf u mile n
tiiiuutc. Brother G miner fiuully sreured
ki'.eiice, after continuous rapping, nnl
then sail":
'Will deUev. Penstrck please explain
how he emu by his Ink?''
"Yi., Bull. IZ) a preacher, sail."
"Was jou regulally ordained?''
"Yes. sali."
"Who oidained you?'
"Two deacons of do Fust Baptist
Church of llicbmond."
Then was 11 central jell over bis re
ply, and tlio worthy member loit his
temper nnd rushed Irnm the rorm.
"My Iriends," Mudly observed the
President, "envy alius overreaches her
self. If it seems to pleaso a fellow mor
tal to call ttinf Professor, or Judge, or
Major, or Gineral, keep ii up. It costs
uiiflin', an' keeps him good-natured. It
sounds much better to mid iu do papers
dut Prot. Giualoug Jones nm at present
eugiged in cartin' out ashes lur Col.
Dnyball Simlh dan to raeusbun dat 0I0
nigger Jones has btrnck a job of de gin
ger beer peddler. Let dignity go wid
your titles, uowcoer. i-roieosurs uui
outer place in a wbito niaus obickeu
ooop, au' do Judge who lets bis wife b 'nr.
fut will appear powerful small In de eyes
of his nn burs. Wo will row striken
closin' atlitood, an' dbjonrn do medio."'
A PIKE COUNTY SMALL BOY.
Vlt-F. HD. Pa.. May 0, "Whero M '
gtt Vil? ' "Well. I mijht u ketcbod 'tu
iu the Saw kill, or thu Riyin'.kill. or tbo
Otpow. 'iVJC might a j nuked 'cm out o'
Gordon's mill poud. I did'ut, though.
BatI'vo got 'em."
Tho Tiko oouuty small boy knows that
if ho brings in n nice mess nf trout before
iitiy ono else has hud g iud lnok ou any
of tho streams, he is of as ruuoh impor
tance ns a circus proocfEinn, and that
tbo obcif end or man in thu plic, for
the time bring, is tu find out where he
atU3ht theni. A specimen of him enme
into the Crossniau House this afternoon.
He hadu bicktt of troul that set every
one crnzy. Stunt- New Yoik lisbermen
wer stopping tit Ihe hotel, and tbo land
lord wns noxious to find out fcr their
benefit wbort) I bo trout had been cap
lured. Hxnce his query as r.bovc. nud
Iho extremely satisfactory respouso ot
tho hoy.
"Do you want lo sell-'em?" asked the
landlt rd.
"Yes, I'll sell 'em," said llieboy ;."but
the price I've sot ou 'em mebbo won't
suit yon. They'tu sixty cents a ponud.
these K"
"I'll givo jou seventy cculs a pound,
if you'll tell mo where jou got Vui,"
said the lindlord.
The boy kc'ratchul his head. Hh
looked his trout oer, os if lie was pond
ering the question as to whether or not
It would lie a good xtroko of busin'ss lo
sell his secret with them. Finally ho
Mild.
"If you'll mitko it seventy-five, I'll go
you."
It was ft bnrgin. The Irout Wfre
wi ighed, aud the money couutcd out to
the bpj'.
"No.v, llien, wLere'd y' catch eni?'
niiid Ihe lu dl'.ird.
'I sabl I'd tell ynu where I got "cm."
Ihe miall boy lvpll.d, as ho Mulled to
the door.
"I didn't kelch 'em. I traded six fly
hooks an' Hint cbeVnut fish polo o' mint
to Bill Siullb's boy fur Vm."
HEB FATHER'S POSrSBKIPT.
Not long mo one nf Ihosu nuli'rluaiti-cre-ilutes
cilled "roisbeis"' sent lo an
estimable yuiiug Goiin 111 lidya Utter, to
which this postscript was added:
"P. S That my d.uliug may in ike no
mistake, rrimmliir that 1 will wear a
light pair of pnuls nud a dark cutaway
coat. In my riiibt bald I willcairy it
small tune, uud iu my l-ft cigar.
Yours forever. AdiU'UUs."
The father replied courteously, staling
lint his daughter hud given him ntilbtr.
ity lo represent her fit the appointed
plice at tho timo prvscribtd. Tbo.post
script lidded was as follow 1:
"P. S, Dot mine, son m-.y make uo
railsbdakrit, I will h drohei it! mine
hirt leev.s. I vill year in mine right
boml a glub; iu mill" left baud I vill
veir ft six kutnter, fintj' five cilitirr.
Yon will rtootuis) me by d vay I bats
vou on de I "Mil agoople, dimes twico mit
the glub. Vail lor me on deoori.es, as
I nave sui dings itiiptird tut to inform
you mit. Yjiirireii',
HtttNMCU MCLLEB.
1 BPELLINQ IT WITH A BIO D
D(i .iUl(,. wUU u wipU ll ?
M Tourlston. looking op
1 . qih
..If it'a y ur dcriho big bl.oU Htid
i wi,t,M nim tbut was boe Iautliielht. )t-s.'
M .llaU)f ,J0.,kkrtipir wll0 WM
j,, ., wrlliug ,t desk Mx iuohw
... . ... .., u wUU tha b
I . . lllfl H,nu.u.t
And be weut uu wilb his work, while
1 ' Z.a ,i.iC, , J "
I young mau lu uU and tbiukiin; be ,
! B,,uu alv his eUualittr Etolyo about ii
' wh-a te got ucw " "
The Carbon Advocate
An.tndapondtnt Fainilv-Kewspapei
PSbllUiei every . ATttttDA"Y7il"
Lehighlon, CVrlx.n Co.,l'., by
u.ttilcY v, nmn'A'iiiitiRK.
urncx-BA KWAY, a eUit djttouee aboe
the Lehigh Vulloy It. U.Dcot,
Terns: SKCB nffAnnma ta Aimot
EVERT DUCU11110M Of tUHX XfU M.VCI
AT VEE J.CV.r PRIOES,
r iL.jm muni,
Emperor Louis Kupoltan serted
special oonslnble iu I.oudot, during tha,
Chaitlst riots In 1813.
Hudson's Bay Is to ba explore! to.
see whether (.'rain alisnu r. cannot b
run In the brief summer.
Ko; up ihe habit of luloif risprot-
ed, and iU not attempt to be tn-irs nmnst
iug nnd ngreeabl) than lscohshiei.t1iUb(
tho preservation of rcspct.
jj
Canadian Bazaars
Mr. Jnliti Osbnrne, Musical Bataar, Tut
riml.i, Couails, wriln Hist his wife wst
cured ul rheumatism by tbo great pains
banleher, St Jacnbs OiJ( that he has found.
It nn iuyaltiuLIe remedy Inruiaiiy lluemt.
Pope iiijh that burrow-, iniled people
and narroiv-nicked bottles are alike, for
tho l ks they Imve in them the inuro noUd
they mike in pouring it out.
Mrs. B A lluko, tho wife of itt
j-ir Biir'-te, etlilor of the New Qrleam
rimes Democrat, has become supeflulcui
dent of the main public square Ip that
eiiy.
a-D n't wear dingy or laded things,
when the ten cent Diamond Dye will make
lliein good as new. TUy are perfect
"Iuferuil uiavbiuea me POW WS.de
sa small that they cnu be carried da a
ojat-tuil pocket." Tuat is an olj Jde,
The machine is made of brown gluis,
nnd is oblong aud nearly flit,
The character if u wise man oouslslit
in three Ibtugi: to do l.(mst-lf wbst
tells others to do. (o never act contrary
to justice, nud tu heir tth the wenkuess
of thoso about him.
Lewis, Iowa. Dr. M. J. IlayU sayi
"Urown's linn Billersgivo the best u( ?,.
Ijcttoii lo Ihnse trim use it."
11 " snid that jou play on an acoor.)
deon near an oyster, tho oyster will open
its Bhell." Whttticr this is became it
wauts to listen or is looking (ot a. chance.,
to escape, is not known.
"Do j-ou renlizj have yatrre-aectecii
over it Angelina?' whispered Clarence'
to bis betrothed. "Ouly two week
mere and we shall be one. .But rmem..
bcr darling, I nm to bo that one,"
After They Woat Fiihtnir,
They didn't catch many fish, although
they had agre.itdcal of fun and. gut them,
selves wet all over when the log they had,,
been titlitiR on rolled over aud drppped
them into the water. The biggest catch o(
Ihe day was (lie soverb cold they caught"
fiom not being propeily dried when the
came out. A summcrcold is quite si dn?
gerousnsone In winter, but.PxanY Davis''
Pain Kilmer is tho sovereign remedy lif
case ol either.
Judge- Longworlb, or Cincinnati!,
worth S1O.O00.000, ami on tbo. supreme
Bench of Ohio, leslgncd the other day.
beo.ui'.o his residence at Columbus and'
his official pnsitson debarred him from
fishing oiiTBuudaj.
"Poor fellow, be died in poverty,"
said a mau of a person lately deoeased.
"That i,n't nnytbiug," exclaimed saedy
bystander: ''djiug in poverty is no hard
ship. It's llviug in poverty that put,
the lbf.mbcrew tin n fellow,"
The.t ure ellecls of Aycr's Sirsapsrllle,
are thorough and permanent. If there Is 4
lurking Inlnt of scrofula about you, Ayer'
Sarsapaiilla will dislodge it, and expel jt
from ymir system.
"My son," said an American father,
"how could ynn marry an Irish girl?"
"Why, father, I'm uot able to keep two
women. Iflmirry a Yankee girl I'd
have to hire itu Irish Jrl'to lakeoata of
her."
"Oaeorthe illusions, "asys Emerson,
"isth.it thu 1 resent Lour is uot the
critical, decisue hour. Wilte it on
your heart that every diy is the beat day
iu the year. No mau has liarued uy
lliiug rightly until he knows that eTery
day is Daoiusdaj-."
"Wo'ro sitlitig ou the slile. Mary,
whero wo sat hu I.iug ngo. Ah, then
jour hair un. bl.iok ns jet. but now 'tl
light 11s to! "Tis thus the chemist's
"iz-ril art villi changes qneer oonfound
ii", and mocks when tueunuy briugs tLe
light of other dais around ns."
Strange, is it uot, that a woman
uho wunl.l screim aud run Ifa beetle or
a spider were tu 1 ulge ou her clntbjug
will rt.lorn herself with berolc-slzed and
lifa-liko iiiiitHions of the original and
rather cmrt than shun tbo notoriety
which such 11 fats tasto civ ber?
Allcock's Porous Plaster
cuiti;.s iv:u:i:i: oninit i'i.as-
TIMtS I'AILIIVK.V TO BELIEVE.
Take nootlirr or yon will bo dlsa
poIiiU'd. Insist 011 Imrlng'
ALLCOCUv'S
ruiui., SOS Nosrn Tiiibd St.,1
February 1, 1983. J
I havd been using ALlcock's Pon.cs
1'i.astkss fur a number ofyrarsand always
with matkrd benefit. I have been much
troubled with Miifcular Rlicuinallsm have
been lroale.1 by five of our best pliytlciaui
without receiving any relief whateytr. I
then used Ai.i.cook's Plastei on the prt
klfide l and I call assure yuu that tha pain
Iils almrtt entirely I. it ine. I ran reooin
mend tlicin tnevry on as tho. belt plaster
made. 1 Ihivh tried other kinds but fjund
Itiotu wurthlesi,
U. F. GAbLAQHErt.
Weak Kidneys Cured.
CliKTlKCOIX. N. II.,)
Maruli 3, 1880. J
I have been greatly troubled with Shea.
liiKltun kinl Weak Knlnevs. I was advised
to Iry Au-oikk's 1'omi'S Pu sixes (bad
used two other kipds uf so calld Porous
I'lastew, which did me no good), but one, of
I with RhouinaiW nud K
KidD-v Complaint
smca uug tlici.-, aud I eootider myself
-d EiWA-Hr0-Sa5JfK'A?f.