MI3CELLAHE0UB. At Hie hair-yearly meeting of the Goat f Icty it transpired Hint the Duko ol Wcl intttuu whs n great breeder nf gnats, and t at Ins two choice milmaM were called Hilly Gladstone anil tlllly Dnux. The con trast in tcmjicra hat glyeu riso to their ualnes. There, hits been quite a cnmmnllon n moti 2 the Russian colony In I'urla mi the illscjvery that Jheynunj; Count A, belong Ing to one iif tlxj lioal families In Russia ,ha teen swindling a numler nl Purls jewelers Tor lolne time i'aat. Tlio Count U now in custody. The Rev. R. W.-lIlll, who lias Icon hi Alaska, draws a gloomy picture of the In temperance: among the unlives. ' The In dians will giveaway wife ni.il children,'' lie uyt,"iu obtain liquor, ami their carnus olaar so fierce anil reckless that inunl"r and suicides' are ficijucnt results." He be lieves that If the progress of ruin Is not layed the end of the Alaska Indian is Uul far oil.'. SKIHHY KEU. "Wells' Health Renewer" rosturcs heallh en I vigor, cure Dyspepsia, Iinpotence.Sex ual Debility. SI. CHAS. M. SWEENY & SON Arc offering extiaordinary induccmcntsto nil Buyers of Choice Groceries and Provisions, DKESS AND BUY GOODS, NOTIONS, OIL CUDTIIS, Qucensware, Wood and Willlow Ware, &c., DURING THE HOLIDAYS ! Remember the Place, Old Post-Office Building; Bank St., Lehighton; Philadelphia women have juit organ ized r society for tho purp-.se of rclnrming hardened criminal?, and the Board of Al dermen is uevons evny lime n nninati'k vn co Is !:eard in tho corridor of tho City 11,11 An insane Roc'iesl-r girl gets out ol bed at midnight mid goes to work fnwii.p wood in tho back yard. Her father deeply deplores her lns.inlly, hut ho always leavts the woodpile handy for her to get at. , "BOUOH ON BAJS." Clears out rats, mico, roaches, flies, anfa bel-bus, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15f Druggists. It Is said thut the natural beauties of the Yellowstone Tark are being del.iced and destroyed by -visitors. This com-s ofdiiv Ing awn the Indians wh-i were in the hah Hofscnlplng tourists. Life Is liken pjclc of carls. Ohillhooil best car ls are heart, youth i won by din moods, middle ugi.ls ennquer! with a club, while old as" is rnked in by n sp.td. .In'iM Quincy Adams nindo U n rule to be on t 'lie to n minute, nnd in this way he 1 litnidici's "f valuable h"iiri waiting for her pe i Jo. A man who 1ms bfen wu'lti f J.' is iilwnys more w Iconic. - ri"ti"rs nnd nihcrs dolriiig n gen eel, lucrative njeney hlisines". by which h to $20 a day cm be corne l, send address nt once, on postal, to II. C. Wilkinson & Co., 1J5 and 109 Fullon sireel, New Yi-rk. Kino-tenths of the crinus ofthe wnild is por etiintcd after sundown ; but this if nil'slrange, eyen the lamus are wicked. It wus a Cincinnati young lady who. Wten she was presented with a pair nf opera g'asser, ifked how In Ine world she was In keep th in on. W do putting on a clean shirt, at St. Lou.e, n man fell over n trunk and broke Ms col'ar bone. lint, he nv bo's going to try it again when lie eels well. On Thirty Days Trial True Voltaic Uh.t Co., Marshall, Mich., willsend Dr. Dye's (VleWed Klectro Vol Ue Delta nnd Eleetrin Appliances on trial lir thirtv dnva to men (vnuue "r old) who .ire iifllicli'd wilh nervous debility, lost vi llain-and lciinlii'd truubles, guaranteeing t-iu-elyund complete retnralhn ol health an I manlv vipir. N II. No risk is incur reil, as thirty days' tnal is allowed. S.ly Let no ono think ho alone has dark liunrs. Thv are the common tut of hu mmlty. Tli.iy aro the touchstone to try w iether wo nrecirrent coin or not. St. Louis has two woll knuwn literary characters, Maggie Mny and .icnnui June. Mary March and Alice April arc yet to be heard from. Lt t J An 1 "sUs'i t-rlnnrr surp'rin and Cbeialst, now !a WJ traveling m thia ti.ur.try, tnjn that inolt of the .U V Herseturd Culle I'owUeMMjId liero aie worth ft" U lejttiWi. He Bays Inut Sl.crl.liui's Omlilion valuable. Nothinx on earth will m ike licin lay like Slicrltlan't. CuRttltion pnwders. IMie.t tcarpoontiil tq 1 utut food. SulJ oerywberc, or sent by mall It 8 lellcr-slaiiirs. 1. S. Joj.isox & Co., Isio.,ilAU A Dr. nl. r? ff.?. r 1tt PWatJi INDIAT BLOOD SYRUP mm I Curo3 all diseases of the Stomach, Liver, Sow- 3ls, Kidney 3, Skin and Blood. Jlfillioiis testi- lfy to its efficacy in healing the afcovb named diseases, and pronounce it to bo tho irailG Mail best bkimedy known to man. Guaraiiteed to Cure Dyspexisia. dggf A G E N T S W A N T E VJ!? Laboratory 77 West '3d St., New York City, Druggists sell it. TA'KUNS, Dacphin C'6.. I'A. Dr. (LAnir Jonntox: My bodv was llterallv eorrrcd wltli Teller, tor wlitch I culd no relief until I tools your l.Vli." AN I5LUOD SYHtH', which has elUeiually curoil inc. 1 recommend It highly. KKOCII Hl'.KOEIt. THE BUST FARMERS' COLUMN. Is thcro a Snbstttnto for Glass 1 tut. a no. Tnur.nEE. ON W WMMN IS MANTJFACTUUED BY EAOINE, WIS., WB MAKE EVERY VARIETY OF Farm, Freight and Spring Wagons, And by confining ourselves strictly to one class of work; by employing 'none lint tho 33 o rat of WOKKMlfN, ueiiiK nothing bnt FIRST-CLASS IMPltOVhl) MACHINERY and tho VEUY BEST of SELECTED TIMBER, nnd by a THOROUGH KNOWLEDGE ol the baslnese.we have lastly earned tho reputation ot making "THE BEST WAG OS WHEELS." Manufacturers have abolished tho warranty, hut Agents may, on their own responsibility, glvo tho following warranty with each wagon, it so agreed: We Hereby Warrant tho Fisn BROS. WAGON No to ho well mado In every partic ular audol good material, and that tho strength of tho Fame Is sufficient for all work with fnlr usage. Bhonld any breakage occur within one year from this dato by reason ot dcfcctlvo material nr workmntiRhln. renalrs for tho tamo will he furnished at nlaco of sale, free of charge, or tho price of said repairs, as per agent's price Hat, will bo paid In cash by tho purchaser producing a sample ot tho broken or dcfectlvo parts an evidence. Knowing we can suit yon, wo solicit patronage from every section of tho United States. Bend tor Trices and Terms, iiatf lor a copy of TUB RACINE AGRICULTURIST, to Many who would gladly raise early veg etables for their own garden', or for sale, are dctered by tho oost of tlio glass sashes. Those who cannot or think they cannot af ford tlio outlay for glass, often ask us if thero is any substitute T If tho question Im plies a complete substitute, we must any, no! Still thcro nro methods by which tho quant ity of glass required may be materially lest encd. In the hot-bed wo etiiteayor to hast en tho growth of plants by tho uid of heat; this answers admirably so long as thero Is a correspondingly amount uf light, but if tho light is essentially illnilnlsbcd,an linhealth ly growth will follow. All of the cloth substitutes for glass cut oil so much light as to render it impossible to grow good plants under them. It is found far better to give tho plants full light every other day than to keep tlicni constantly in the Imperfect light afforded by any substitute for glass. A stillicient number of light shutters are pre pared of tho exact size of the sashes; bass wood is preferred, but whuleycr the mater ial, they should be tight and well secured against warping by battens. These shut ters aie put upon tho hot-bod frame, alter nating with the enshes; tho position is care fully changed every day,so (hat those plants which had one day lull light under the glass, will pass thojicxt day in Iho diffused light unler the shutters, and so on in regu lar alternation. It is well to havoasiiili- cicnt number of shutters to allow the sashis to bo covered during cool night. A good method Is to stitch together, on a sowing lunching, two widths of sheeting nl inch a length us to bo n few inches longer than a four sasli bed; hem the hedges and iew small brass rings on nt every fifteen inches all niounti tlio nonicr. Tula cover a then ready to be prepared to mako ii transparent and nir light with varnish nude as follows : To one quart of pale Liu .ceil nil, add four ounrcs of rosin mid one unco ofmnrof lead, both finely piilyer zd. thee should be heated together in an iron Iteltle, stirrlnj unlil thorotghly mixed nnd iccorp iiatc I. This is to he thoroughly ipphctl hilo hot to tho cover, which i iretchol on a frnmo for lliu puipcse. Clear lays a o Le.-t lor this work, and n second -on! is to be given after the first has becomo veil dried and hardened. If the covers ore irepnred sometime belorc Ibey ale ncidcd. hey will be much betur than if used right ifter they lire nindo. Small Invcrtud nils ale placed near the uf per edge ot he frntiies they are to cover, lo correspond 0 tho ring? of theciver, by which the cloth 'S stretched very tight. When it is desired oiiir tlio beds, olio edge is unhooked end rolled donn.or the lio'e may bit taken ill t"d rc t upon n b 'nrd nt 1 lie foot of llie bed. We I. aye no doubt ihtu on fniinos 'nlo w blcli tiinis hnve been ptirlied lo liaidcu i.fi'(cov. .tj of this kind mny bo ofsrent serxlce. Qn 1 smull scale we shn'ild piefcr to stlctch the iiver upon frame of the d'zo of the ordi iary fitsbt-s,as this wo.ild allow -ofgicuter nsc in handling. AtirimHariU.' ' 4 ISosseB's Mauufaftureroland Dtmifnn STOVES, HAHQES AKD IMIS, :iu and tot-Iron Ware and General In presenting to the public a mode ol lrtincnt for the cure of nny ot those ler ritilx dlaeusi-t that nfilict mankind, It is but just mill prop'r that the principles upon which it.is foiVlcd should lm set forth in as .plenr n lilit ns possible. The time for so crccy in such matters is past, and any plan of treatment or remedy, that will n .t be.u the clos.-ht scrutiny of scientific imestign tiou must be regarded with suspicion. Il if inrely in the history of medicine that nil the iu Motions of dlse-jsu liavu been met by a sing'e reme ly or combination of remedies. Jlot after a continued nnd accurate obscr Vitinn of all the phenomena attending the course of nn almost countless number of cites of Rupture, and extending over n long term of years, a preparation has been grad nlly perfected, which, iu it most surprising and satisfactory manner meets the exact requirements for the permanent Rilief nnd (lure of Rupture, oven In its most ob-lina' forms. Kor the bene lit ol those of our rea I ers who have not had the npiortuiiiiy ol Instill the in-lit of EvVeUmr lliiptii-i Tretmnt for thninsMveji, we ak tin' yon send to M. Merrick. 0deiiburg. N. Y , for his Free Rook on Rupture. IKIOI'IM! nml SJ'Oi;''lXO done n ahoit notice and at Lowest Oath Prices. WHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH THC OtOORAPHy Or" THIS COUN TRY WILL BEE DV EXAMINING THlSMAPTHATTHC New thing', like strangers, are more admired and less favored. Those whoarel ie timet honorable are the most useful. A hVso friend Is like the shadow on a undinl appearing iu sunshine and van ishing in shade. The most obstinate cases of Catarrh and liny Fever are cured by tlm uso of Kly's Ciym Balm the only agreeable remedy. 1 lice ill CIS. Apply Into nos'ills wilh ll'tlo fiour. From Mnjor Downs, Mil. (my Inst ueto Ml, I'leamint Aeuddoiy, Slug .-lug, .1 Y During the ety cold weather I. was Miller ing wi h Cuiin'rh. My I cad uud ihrou Belied hiH'Vrrt'ly that 1 was oblicci to jmo tiieveryliiing ulid kee.i quiet. Ky'Cieam )Ulm was u;;i;-ited. Within nu lioor In m tlio 6rt .ipplicatioii I tell rel'evcd.the lain bgail toutlde. In twoihiys was enliro ly cured. W. A. I) iwns. Feb. 15, 1SS1. My son. aged nine years, was alllictcd with Catsrrh, the use ot'lOi ' Cream ll.iloi IIVcteI h complete cure. W. E. II am .nan, l'ruggist, Eiston, Tu. Always diiuk u ,'.iwui,iuker' health in bock. The man who wn driven to drink cain home In n wretkl buagy. I AJapme'ii wo pan delights iu a d.-ll, w'llle all American girl dote on a dolinin. Pharles Kean said a bad how was Ilk" u jud pity It can't run nnd it wont draw - -Wi.o men say nothing in dangei n'js tiling." V,ris men n.e nothing in dan f -roua dl-oases h'tt the be! nnd most ap I remedies. Thus Kidney Wort l nployixt iiuiver.ully in nines of diswnird J ver, kidic v and liowels. Il will C4'ft you I, it h trill - lo try it, an 1 thu result will be tuo.t delightful. -rj farmer lutl I it least have one c uuly piper, and that uKr should he Iho AoV'XtTK. which ciutulns all the latest lo cl news. Only $1 HO a J ear. Tli iiiacliiiiis'' favorite licver, N man h ' v. r l.vrd t .at ran c'incb n K'uineul without ro'tiubl op;iu 4i)UJlteutn.li. l-ver- li'nd of SKiVU flP.ATns and FUSE iIUi lis Lentcoustiutlyou IhuU. STtiitu on SOUTH Street, f w Coii (km Eanlt fit, LEIIHiUXON. I'.itio 1'ivnsoiicileil .i-tis:o lrnBnarnnto.d. oa u-vi A. 1). iiosstii:. J. F. HALBACH, MusiC DealeB -AJ.T)- liistrufitor in Music LEHIGI-ITON, Pcnna. A full line of nil U:nlsnf TCt.Ti CBIGAGO, ROCK ISLAND &PAGIFIC RT Bjr tho cont.'al position or ita line, connects th Kait and the West by thu shortest route, and car ries passengers, without chance of oars, betwoen Chicago and Kansas City, Council EluflB, Leaven worth, Atchison, Minneapolis and 8t Paul. It conr-ects in Union Depots with all the principal lines of rood between tho Atlantic and tho Paciflo Oceans, Its equipment Is unrivaled and magnifi cent, being composed of Most Comfortable and Beautiful Day Coaches, magnificent llorton, Re clining Chair Cars. Tullman's Trettieit Palaca filecpine Cars, and the Best Line of Dining Cars In the World. Three Trains between Chicago and Uisttouri River Points. Two Trains between Chi osgo and Minneapolis and Bt Paul, via tho Famous "ALBERT LEA ROUTE." A New and Direct Line, via Seneca and Kanka kee.has recently bsen opened between Richmond. Norfolk, Newport News, Chattanooga, Atlanta, Au. fusta, Nashville. Louisville, Lexington, Cincinnati, ndlanapolis and Lafayette, end Omaha, Minneap oils and St. Paul and intermediate points. All Through Passengers Travel on Tost Express Trains. Tiokcts for sale at all principal Ticket Offices in the United States and Canada. Baggage cheeked through and rates of fare al, waya as low as competitors that oner less advan tages. For detailed Information, get tho Maps and Pold ers of tho GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE, At your nearest Ticket Offlae, or address R. R. CABLE, E, ST. JOHN, Vlco-Fres. & Gca'l M'i'r, Gca'l TtU A Fmi. Act CHICAGO. AfSs SI 5 is S40 wpeeerk. We have stores in 15 leading Cities, f rom which our agents obttln their supi lies qnlcklr, Our FuetoriCM and rriiiciiutl (flUceii are at l:rlc, l'li. HoaJ (or our Nctv Cutulouuo and terms to atrcnU Address 3 1 2 Lackawanna Avo ECRANTON. PA. hi, H, LOVELL Sheet Music, 11XJ3IC BOOKS, &c., i cuiftlHiitlr kept on 'i-nvl nl tho Vat. Itoom, near the L A S Pip .'. f.o!e Agent iu tho Ijelilgli ValKy for Belmin"' Pianos ! lill and scu Ibeiii) they have nu superior. Aim, Agent foi Webor, Decker, Connor end J. P. Hale Pianos, Ana various Mala of 0flGA3?S ' Instruction S'vrii ut Tupil's residence on P uo, Orran, V -mt fllni TLcxrv t! L.ir-'u-. v -'.VM'Ceuli.J' IKIV. t'olo;.l.-Iru WINTER DE-COTE. T. L. Miller Co., llsiunt xw IxroBicu or HEREFORD CATTLE C0TSW0LD SHEEP BERKSHIRE SWINE. BttcaEn, V, jll Co., IllikoiSi MEW $HMM! FAIR RJQAIilLYG I At Wistormiite's BOlTOffi Price Store ! A full line of Fall and Winter Goods at LOWER PRICES THAN EVER. I hare just added a nice line of Men's, Youths' and Boys' to my stock, and at prices that are away - ID ESI Why? Because I bought them low and for cash and will sell them low. Call and examine stock be fore you purchasings elsewhere. Wo trouble to show Goods and glye Prices. W. S. WINTERMUTE Tumi j s ti3 a Favtn Crop. CI F. D. Curtis tvrlus' us follons in the ijricitlturisl : Very few of tho farmers of Ibis country ipprcc'iile the vntioj of turnips us n birin rop. Some chemists Cbtiuiitln them tocon tilu ninety-five jht cent of wnter, leuvini; lily five per cent uf llerli foimins inutcrinl, nil nut uf this smull part they deduct n ot-tion as woody fibre, only '"'d to help VI up tho sliiiiuieli of an nr.imul. I nm not irepired lo dispute the correctness of this ilulyii.. but I do tuke issue with the con iusion (tint turnips linve no grenter value is food than may be indicated by the chem .t's figures. Turnip hiivn possibly o me lunical value, as they mny aid i i tliedi ;estion of no.ro com eiilrnled food, such as om meal, when (ed with it. IVrlinpf Iho itilt is to be found iu the fact that Die OS er cent of water Is put down as worthless. In the economy of huturo this very water nay prove of mure importance than has een ascribed to it. I luye foil nil that raw urnips will not only sustain life, hut cause logs to thrive whiti le.l nothing else. I do ml iiicati u lien fed a large quantity, but an iniount which, according to tho chemist's nbleffWoiild be such a small per cent of toe ictual foid that starvation would be cxpect d Shfcp and cattle u ill fatten on tlicin. villi very little hay. The credit cannot bo out down to the buy, but must be canlcd ver to the fuinlpv If I understand the HrilUh system of mikim; mutton.il is main. 'y.an.l sninetlmes entirely, by Iho use of uruips. The sheep ure nonfilled by hurdles in the turnips, where tliey iieln themselves, l ii 1 1 1 the crop within the enclosure is ex iinusted. when they ar j moved to a fresh lot. Kiiowiiti; the real value of tiirnlps,and h-tw cafcily ibev may Imj oinveiUd into moat, why should not the American fanner avail liiinsello! tho opjmrtunlly, uud tint re. ly so exclusively uioii corn? Kvery farmer should have n luinip patch, the larger the better. Tim crop can ulwavs be made sun- plemeniary In another nu the farm, and is so much clear gain. lilts lb Zmerican Miprian ORIENTAL JOURNAL ! ! Published by JaIIkmix A- Moksk, Chicago, III. M per year. Edited by Kiki'Ihn 1). ri'.KT, devoted to Clatsiciil, Oiunliil Ku ropciin uud Auierivuu Arciicnloy. 11 lilbtraled. Tl.ta .loomnl ivtvpH in rorlofillon nn fllc.ovr ies nnd explorations in all lands, nnd isvcrj valuable to tlio.e who mo following Anil ()Mirian subjects as well as to the common ruui-i. tijiio-li HAa BEEil PROVED ThaoustrsT cuna for .cn33 (tUTjrts rscoiruaoucl 1 1) and 1 1 rrll y hi nl Jiy Gc-o-i to oil t-0 crrr. -3. j IId-aiTlJ rains, aUtpJCiUly ycU toitacur- lV'.tiiJ70p37r. ( ) By the Combined Treatment of EXCELSIOR RUPTURE PLASTER AND HEALING COMPOUND ! Positive evidence of Wonderful Cures sent on receipt.of 3c. stamp. July 15 yl Address, F. II. MERRICK, Ojdcnsburs, K. Y. WE are 5frw EEABY for FALL TSAD! Does Poultry Pay 1 II proper oaro is taken of poultry there Is no doubt that It pays. We cannot expect lo make any business profitable unless wo giye It our attention. A great munr )nople lee. I lln-ir poultry rcpnlarly but neglect to give them Hater, nnd then siy that it does uot pay to keep poultry. TI.e bvtt drink for liens is sour milk, and if loss'.hlo it should always bo kept by ihem. S.'raps of meat, fish, potatoes, etc., ore excellent for fowls. Do not feed on clear cor i or meal, but vary their food us much us possili'e. In the summer feed once n day, but in tho wiuter glvo them a second feed just befote Ibey go on roost. Alvt'nys give Just what they will eat up rl.-au Ileus fo! in tli's wdy.will lay bll winter, if Ihey are of Iho njht bleed. Persons wishing to buy Woolen and Cotton Goods Cheap for Cash -this Fall, will do well by visiting our place of business; our store is filled with a large stock of Silks, plain and bro cade Satins, Plushes, Cashmeres, plain and brocade Velvets, Henrietta and Ladies' Cloth ; a full line of Cheap If n plant Is vigorous and well furnish ol Willi leaves, and grim n in a it suitable to its sim, there is less (Anger of injury fruii Ion much water, than if il is leant of f .ilujje or in n o' much ton large for il. In I e hitler case, fl the II is kept wet, the roots dejuy and the p'alts die. David W. Armstrong, Wrightsville.r., siyst "I hayo tried Drown 's Iron Iliiteit t-ir sick headache with great success." Ladies' and Children's COATS & DOLMANS a specialty; Skirts, Table Linens, Sheetings, Pillow Casings, Tickings, Flannels, Muslins, a full line of Blankets, Bed Quilts, Table and Floor Oil Cloths, and in short everything usually to be found in a First-class Dry Goods Store. In RISART-MARJiJ JjffSIJTC5- our stock is one of the largest in the county, comprising Men's, Youth's, Boy's and Children's SUITS, OVERCOATS for all-large and small, Skating Coats, Cardigan Jackets, HA lb, CAPS, Hosiery, Collars, Cuffs, a full line of Neckwear, &c. Our celebrated WHITE SHIRT has no equal at 85 cents. Come and j!t l'rioet liefnro purchasing tloewhtre. M i Trouble tu buow Uooda. JOSEPH JONAS It is hard to iiersoujte and act a n. rt (org, for whore truth is nut at the bottom natuie wnl uhv.iys beendnavi rim tu return and will p.-ep out aaj Uti'jy iUcli lice ,j,lie. i a u.r. 0 April 20. 18S2 ED. W. TBI3T, Maangcr. Things to Itomombor. The first steel plate made in 1830. The first lucifcr match was made in 1829. The first iron steamship was built in 1830. The first balloon ascent was made in 1793. The entire Hebrew Bible was printed in 1488. Ships were first "copper bottomed" in 1783. Coaches were first used in England in 15G9. Gold was first discovered in California in 1848. The first steamboat plied il. . IT.. 1 - 4 me iiuuson in lbU7. Tho first liorsc-rnilrnnd una built in 182G-27. The first wntflms vrrr mnr?n at Nuremburg in 1477. Omnibuses wnro first intro duced in New York in 1830. .Kerosene was first, nsnrl (nr lighting purposes in 182G. 1 lie first contmr rout wnn coined in 'cw Haven in 1G87. The first tclescorif; wns nm. bablyused in England in 1G08. llie first saw-makers anvil was brought to America in 1819. The first use of a lnrinmn- tivo in this country was in 1 oon The first almanac was print ed by Geo. Von Furbach in 14G0. The first printing press in the United Siatcs was intro duced in 1620. The first chimneys were in troduced into Home, from Pa dua, in 1358. The first steam engine on this continent was brought from England in 1753. who hold their who have no poor Peculiar People Tootle who take snuff. People who dye their hair. P. oplc who dUlikn oysters. People who like the bag pipes. People tongues. People relations. People who have never been abroad. People who have no sense of humor. People who keep all their old letters. People who possess a stock of old port. People who give large par tics in small rooms. People who always know wlisre the wind is. People who. like getting up ca ly in the morning. People who tal.c long walks be arc breakfast. People who liirht and leave off fires on fixed days. People who spend an in come on flowers for the but-ton-ht le. People who go to hot. un comfortable theatres, full of fees. People who give donations to street-beggars and organ grin Jcrs. People win have more mon ey than thevknow what to do with. People .who have nothing the matter with t'leir digestion and can cat anything. People without inciudices. weaknesses, antipathies, hob bies, crochets or lavonte theo- ' ries. People who buy earlv and costly aspiragus nine inches of white stalk to one of green head. People who lavish their money on the heathen abroad. and leave the heathen at home take care of themselves. People who at this period of our commercial prosperity, when writing paper costs next to nothing, cross their letters. A fair check needs no paint. Fur cloaks uve long and large. A skeleton in a clos3t A hoop skirt. Horseshoe jewelry is ull the rage ajrain. The pottery craze is lsss violent than it was. Kid gloves aro now nearly as long as stockings. A stput woman should nev er wear n Jersey or a bustle. Subscribe for Advocate $1 a year.